Desires for meat-flesh sticks, yes-yes!Prev: >>85547042
>female width hipsyou guys are actually straight and in denial
>>85581892Would've been been better if you posted an actual man, bad actor furry niglet
>>85581892miss my rats those niggas were so cute pic no them :(
>>85581968awww what a cute disgusting balding cutie patootie chummy little creature little huggy rodent baby
>>85581914My ex had hips like that thoughbeit. God was his ass fat. I'm such a fucking FUCK UP RETARD FUCK!!!
>>85581943Make the thread yourself next time then :^)
>>85581535>you sound like a very good personaww ty, you seem like a really sweet guy, I wish a bf upon u soon>theres a mod for doom 1 and 2 that gives it that look and it looks awesome there too.that sounds so epic, I may look out for that :D>sorry for no response, btw :<it's ok we're a slow board and people have lives :D
been playing tboi with a modded ost called "sacrilege" it's very goodthis is my favorite songhttps://youtu.be/HOXprKhxMs4
>>85582082>you seem like a really sweet guy, I wish a bf upon u soonawww, thanks anon ^_^ i try to be nice online as much as i can. im really nervous and a little edgy irl, but i feel way more comfortable at easy. i hope you find the boy of your dreams and hit the powerball jackpot one day >that sounds so epic, I may look out for that :Dhere, ill just link you. its easier that wayhttps://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=57215>slow board and people have lives true true. i just felt bad because i had meant to reply and just conked out :<
>>85581994Okay thanks for humblebragging chad whore
>>85581994i love wide hips and big soft asses. i wanna spank one and leave bite marks on it. too bad ill never get to. fuck you, anon.
wide hips and big soft asses but in like a TOP way, like he's good at hiking and sports
ouggh... too much banana and peanut butter sandwiches
i made steak anyone want a slice
Maybe it's because he's so aloneMaybe it's because he's never had a home
>>85582364that's super cool I'm gonna play it! thanks! and don't worry I had time to go grocery shopping :D
>>85582762lovely yearning
>>85582781of courses ^_^and nice, nice. whatd you buy at the store, anon?
>>85582686can i still pound him until hes a whiny, cockdrunk mess? i dont care if hes a powerbottom. i want to be balls deep in a big fat butt.
>>85582759so help me if its even one degree over medium rare i'm gonna plap that ass until you call me daddy
it's tough to be the only g*ycel left on r9gay
>>85583479just go out and get u sum there be boys for the pluckin u could have 1 if u want 1
>>85583470it's medium and you'll see my grandmother's knife if you bitch about it
>>85583520your gran can get it too ill plap her cheeks
>>85583509can't. I'm too socially anxious.even if the guy I have a crush on asked me out, I'd probably just fumble words, and refuse.I'm a freak.
how would you respond in this situation
>>855835711) why am i fucking a woman? that doesnt make sense2) if im fucking someone and i cant get hard, im going to kill myself right then and there. not even joking.3) if i cant get hard in front of someone and they offer to have their sibling come get me hard so we can fuck, im killing them and myself.
>>85583571regulation says if gear doesn't deploy then abort and go to sleep
i cyberstalked my middle school crush and i found his xitter account and his Pinterest account and he's a gay furry. bros... he could be my chronically online soulmate... and he's rich
>>85583663oh wow anon, you should re->hes richgolddigger ass. stay alone.
>>85583676i'm never even going to contact this guy so it's a moot point
>>85583685then why would you mention hes rich? you just made yourself look like a gold digging piece of shit for no reason.
>>85583692damn i can't have a fantasy of a rich childhood crush taking me away? can't have shit in /r9gay/
>>85583709again, just making yourself look bad for no reason.
uhmmm are you mad someone is aiming for excellence? Do you realize that makes you come off as insecure? Yeah I want hot, rich, competitive men sure of themselves, I don't want some loser clerk or worse a NEET. Only the best dicks for my ass...oh of course, no small pencils either. Every gay guy should aim for the best men
>>85581892The government rapes little boys on their yachts and sip on nutrient dense baby blood with supplements that derived from the Amazon rainforest and you post here to not even be able to find a low tier ugly tranny with a bull nosering and blue hair
>>85583786what do you offer that someone less picky cant?
>>85583796myself, I am pretty great and I can be even greater with the right person. And it's not picky to want the best for yourself, I don't owe any loser my company
>>85583800that doesnt answer my question. it tells me virtually nothing.
>>85583807IG that's your problem babe, try be less of a vagueposting betch
>>85583823what post have i posted that are vagueposts?
>>85583796>>85583807these ones?? I answered and you weren't satisfied with my answer, so go off IG
>>85583838how are those vague?
not losing my time anymore. Just sayin, strive for excellence too and maybe y'all will be less miserable??? Or maybe not lol more boys for mee
>>85583857if you have so many boys, why are you posting here instead of having sex with them?
>>85583857most people can't be excellent. it's just genes.
https://voca.ro/1ajPjufX7VH7
>>85583860Me posting here doesn't mean anything?? Just bored. I had sex last Saturday babe, don't worry about me, and I am not the only one here having sex
>>85583878>sex last saturday>sex only once a weekgrim.
>>85583870I guess some subhumans do exist and can't do anything about it, not their fault, but not mine either yk? Everything else, you can put effort to excel at, else it's all your fault. Natural selection baby
>>85583888that's probably more action than what you get lol I pick men carefully, I'm not desperate
>>85583896do you think its hard to get sex as a gay man or something? its laughably easy to get bottoms and tops.>i pick men carefullyyeah, idk, "more boys for mee" says otherwise
>>85583899>its laughably easy to get bottoms and topsquality over quantity for me, thank you>yeah, idk, "more boys for mee" says otherwiseI just meant I had more good options to pick
>>85583904>quality over quantity for me, thank youzero times zero is still zero>I just meant I had more good options to pickpick? nono, you have options to want. but the question is do they want you? getting sex once a week as a gay man is telling that no, they dont lol.
>>85583889>some subhumansmost people actually. most people will always be at best slightly above average at anything.
>>85583912they want me, I just don't want them! Why should I get sex with every men that likes me or whatever?
howdy r9gay
>>85583917lol. zero times zero is still zero, buddy
>>85583918hello space dandy enjoyer
>>85583918*smooches you on the lips*hey bro
I waged today off 4 hours of sleep. At least I am alive, but very tired and smell bad. I shall shower and do errands tomorrow, good night friends.
>>85583925Legoshi is such a sweetheart. Louie is a dick
>>85583945sleepy boy. enjoy your shower and nap.
>>85583479come home... you belong in the 'cord.gZ8EV4Gh6n
>>85583960is this that discord that has the two dudes who claimed that theyre from a pedo server in it?
>>85583925mood, thanks bro
>>85583970I'm not aware of any such allegations.
>>85583989nah, youre good. this is a totally different server.
>>85583960I bet everyone in there has multiple boyfriends and it's only just a sham to make fun of us actual weirdo freaks
>>85583957Thank you. I might doomscroll for a bit on second thought. I cleaned my room a bit also
>>85584018doomscrolling is comfyalso good job on cleaning your room. i need to clean my apartment, so at least one of us is being productive ^w^
>>85584040Well it's not entirely clean. I still have to fix up my closet and wash and iron my clothes. I would like to have an apartment eventually but I do not think I can be trusted to live alone, despite being able to take care of myself.
I wish all guys had a sort of secret beast mode activated by magic rays that made their bodies grow big and hot with no effort, when would that be activated? Full moon? Equinox? Real love with another man?
>>85584078why cant you be trusted to live alone? its hard to live alone, i feel a lack of motivation to do things or anything that isnt apathy, really. is it similiar for you?
>>85584190Probably for the same reasons you described. I feel like I gain some sense of relief when I spend time or help out my family.Onto lighter topics, I'm in the mood for a Lego right about now. Might get that oot link figure when I get my paycheck in, or maybe more capeshit.
>>85584208ah, that makes sense. im glad you have family to visit and help to get some relief from it, though ^w^feeling like that all the time is fuckin awful.>lego you could try going for one of those cute little lego botanicals kits. those are cute, especially the mushrooms
>>85584222Nice tripsIt has definitely gotten better compared to a few years ago, corresponding with my life quality too. I can't say my life is perfect but I try to make myself productive and happy.I don't like the plant sets. Maybe I'm just a chudling and grew up with the figures too much. My focus has always been drawn towards buildings and the characters.
>>85584137femme guys too?
>>85584257oh thanks. and thats great. any improvement is good. im glad that youre happy and things are uptrending for you. i would be lying if i said things are the same for me, but at least im alive right this second, so i cant complain too much.>My focus has always been drawn towards buildings and the charactersthats fair. i was SUPER into bionicle when they were still new, so i understand. maybe the oot stuff then? oot is one of the better zelda games, so itd be neat to have
>>85584137IT SHOULD BE ACVTIVATED NOW ON ME.
>tfw bisexual
its very strange to watch my schziophrenia get worse in real time. i dont see apparitions or hear voices. i just have to do double takes to check something if its far away because it has that like. weird dithering effect on it. and i have weird delusions sometimes. mostly just paranoia. there is no hope for me lol
Pretty sure I'm the last virgin in my online friend group. It is lonely, holding the line. But I guess I was destined for wizardom. Just gotta knock out this last year of uni and uhhh wage until I kms I guess?
>>85585085How is your eating, sleeping and general health schizoanon?
Need fashion advice as a post twink death homosexual individual
>>85585130honestly, theyre all three not great. i dont sleep normal hours and i feel like shit after waking up, i either eat too little or way too much, and my general health is pretty poor. i dont take care of myself, and i get too anxious to go out to doctors and stuff to really fix it.
feel like punching myself in the face until i feel something
>>85581994pics or didn't happenoregano
>>85585136black hawaiian style shirt with bright red and orange flames. Red tinted sunglasses with black frames. Black baggy jeans, loosely cuffed with flame embroidery at the bottom. Black flame converses. Spiked back hair. Silver necklace and rings. Digital watch. I look forward to seeing your fashion pics when u buy this stuff.
>>85585172hey guys, its anon fieri here with another dicks, balls, and buttholes
>>85585183now this chef can cook
>>85585147It's unhealthy to be a schizo I suppose... Just take care of yourself anon. Everybody wants you to be happy and successful!
>>85585212its definitely very impactful of my general health, just not like. directly.>Just take care of yourself anon. Everybody wants you to be happy and successful!thanks anon, thats really sweet of you :)i hope you have a good day or not, wherever you are. stay safe
>>85585085Do you have fun schizophrenia where you see patterns in numbers or boring schizophrenia where you just feel like shit?
>>8558522420 year decreased life expectancy correlated with schizophrenia. I'm schizo as well and I'm starting to worry about my heart.
>>85585253when i was younger, i would hear my name in music in the like. idk how to describe it, it was like "under" the music. i ended up meds, they made it worse, got off the meds, and its been just paranoid delusions and feeling like shit for the last 10 years. >>85585254im sorry anon :(i know its not much in the grant scheme of things, but i understand. does it sort of feel like your hearts being squeezed really hard sometimes?
I want to kiss a beautiful homosexual schizophrenic creative now
>>85585270>your hearts being squeezed really hard sometimes?only by the people i fall i love with. I did have some noticeable heart palpitations recently though.
Wow, I'm really struggling to move on from my online e-ship despite it being over a year ago. Is this permanent?
>>85585307thats really cute loland oh shit, im sorry, anon. do you feel okay enough to try and get to a doctor if possible? thats scary as hell
>>85585280What about an average bi schizo semi-creative?
>>85585317I'm still relatively young, a doctors visit is not necessary.
>>85585340if youre certain, then i trust your decision. im in your corner though, anon ^w^wishing the best for you
whatsup guys
>>85585355hi, anon. howre you?>>85585310no. it isnt permanent. but it will hurt.
>>85585310I hope so if you're deciding to come here and sympathybrag about it faggot
>>85584884are you the anon who wanted to be a bodybuilder?
>>85585318I hope I'll never have to be near you ever again
>>85585370im ok feeling really dizzy today what about you anon what are you up to today
>>85585398im sorry you feel dizzy :(are you sick or will it pass do you think? >what are you up to todayidk yet. probably gonna take some sleeping meds, go to bed, then wake up and stay up all night again. probably video games and such. i hope you feel better
>>85585386Okay, what did I do to you??
>>85585414nta, but most of the anons here say horrible things to and about people who are openly bisexual. i dunno why, but they have this thought process that all bisexual people are serial sociopaths, cheaters, pedophiles, etc. really unhinged stuff.
>>85585409i think its just me starving myself idkwhy do you take stuff to sleep? do you have bad dreams a lot? what time is it for you anon? also thank you i hope youre able to get some peaceful sleep
>>85585421>i think its just me starving myself idki hope you eat something today. even if its just enough to keep going and not feel so bad :(>why do you take stuff to sleep? do you have bad dreams a lot? i dont really dream at all, but i just have a really hard time falling asleep, like my bodie resists it for no reason. its really annoying. its 7:41am currently, and ive been up since 5pm yesterday. what time is it for you?>thank you i hope youre able to get some peaceful sleepthanks anon, i appreciate it
>>85585419bisexuals are known to feminize men and search for women characteristics in men. I didn't hate bisexuals before, I don't now, but coming here I started to see a pattern. Also anons are scared that you have twice the chance to cheat since you can potentially like every woman or men. It's an irrational fear but it's very strong
>>85585433thank you anon. youre sweetyou should try listening to some asmr or have someone stay with you on call while you fall asleep. i feel like that would help. its 1pm for me. please take care of yourself anon
>>85585310depends, some of us just move on slower. The more you're angry at yourself for not moving fast enough, the worse you'll feel. Find another problem to take care of unironically, worked for me
>>85585436I'm bisexual and I only like masculine men
>>85585457what about guys who aren't either feminine or masculine? Just dudes living
>>85585436anon, if youre getting your thoughts shaped by the internet rather than real life experience or things happening to your friends irl, you REALLY, really need to get offline for a little while. this site is such a biased shithole it isnt even funny. this is no different than 3/4 of the internet saying gay people are all pedos or rapists or whatever. its the same unhinged psuedo-logic. its also disingenuous to claim you dont hate bi people when you clearly do.>>85585442ofc anon ^w^>you should try listening to some asmr or have someone stay with you on call while you fall asleepi dont really have anyone that would stay on a call with me to sleep. i dont have many friends and those i do have are hypercasual that i dont let in too much, or have careers that demand a lot of their time. asmr might work though. i found this site that plays a lot of rain sounds and stuff a year or so ago. >its 1pm for me. please take care of yourself anonyou too anon. stay safe
>>85585463ill stay with you. we dont have to talk. im sleepy too
>>85585462she can't come up with anything now, you're breaking her larp. she only had powers to lie that well. now watch her struggle to come up with anything because her "bisexuality" is just a fetish and she's either a desperate mentally ill cunt looking for a femboy or her love for men is a way to imagine herself as a girl with a real man
>>85585469youre sweet to offer anon, but thats really intimate for just having met. i feel like an asshole saying it, though. im really sorry
>>85585473no youre probably right. im sorry
>>85585463>if youre getting your thoughts shaped by the internet rather than real life experience or things happening to your friends irl, you REALLY, really need to get offline for a little whileyou are not completely wrong, however >this site is such a biased shithole it isnt even funny. this is no different than 3/4 of the internet saying gay people are all pedos or rapists or whateverI think places like these allow people to be their true selves and express what they actually think about instead of having layers of social etiquette behind. Of course only a minor set of people is here, but it's not an irrelevant sample, and it's the kind of people I'm more likely to connect with due to our conditions>its also disingenuous to claim you dont hate bi people when you clearlyI do not, but I became more distrustful of them, maybe it's just a temporary bias
>>85585478you have nothing to apologize for :(it isnt your doing or fault. im the one whos turned you down after you were sweet enough to offer
>>85585482i still hope youre able to sleep well anon. talk another time
>>85585414You had to interrupt me praising a cute gay guy in the usual, hopeless, crude, rude, dumb, daft, lonely "I'M NOT GAY BUT CAN I HAVE THIS TOO" attempt many mid bi middlemen do. No you can't have it the same and there are reason why you can't. Now go away and look for a woman that may take pity on you.
>>85585470>she>imagine herself as a girl with a real manI do not understand? Is this person a new character?
>>85585486see you anon :(thank you for the well wishes and i hope the best for you as well
i still think about guys who broke up with me a decade ago
>>85585494have you found love since then?
>>85585493no pouting dummy theres no hard feelings. please take good care of yourself. i wonder how im gonna know its you if we ever talk again
I will never fall in love again until I found himI said, "I would never fall unless it's you I fall into"
>>85585511i could always namefag, maybe? we probably will meet here again. im here quite often these days. i like to think we'll see each other in every thread, like everyone ive met here :>
>>85585519yeah give me a name to recognize you by
>>85585527ill use sleepyanon. its either that or schzioanon, since i made a post about it way above. but theres other anons that have schzio and itd be disrespectful to them. so sleepyanon fits better, i think
>>85585487okay, a bit bi-phobic but at least you aren't an irl ex who hates my guts now like my schizo senses indicated.
>>85585498>have you found love since then?no.
>>85585536that would explain it
I want Okarun as my bf, why aren't there any gay stories like this? Without the gentle nerd being necessarily the bottom? I love nerds
>>85585534I really couldn't care less about how phobic your think it is when normal people pinpoint your mental deficiencies. Good for him, maybe now he knows there's no point settling for a lesser man.
>>85585578not that I wouldn't like to top Okarun, but it's nice when the shy nerd can be masculine and dominant. He's just that perfect of a husband
>>85585587>too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays bisexual men actually have it harder than gays sometimes and you're just punching down. I bet you think I can just hide my attraction to men? t. truecel
All I want to do is roll around in bed with a cute guy but I've got obligations to meet. At least I have time to soak in the tub this morning.
I saw a thread full of skinny guys posting their bodies, and I got so jealous because I got made fun of being really skinny (had a BMI of 14 at some point), and now they're being praised after I got fat.They're also really hot but way out of my league.
>>85582686One of the few things I get compliments on is my butt and I thought it didn't matter at all since I'm a top but recently I met a bottom that's into rimming tops even if they're hairy. Is this more common among bottoms then I thought?
>>85585694skinny bodies haven't got much to play with
>>85585701But they're so aesthetic, at least the ones who post. I wish I took some pictures of myself because I have idea how thin my waist was
>>85585721>aesthetic probably, and so are muscular bodies. But then you cuddle with them and see the difference. I think every body can be aesthetic in its own way, unless you're like very obese
>>85585632I don't think it's that hard living in a heterosexual society, being integrated in a heterosexual society, following the code of this society, marrying a woman 99 times out of 100 in this society when it comes to your made-up struggles. I don't think it's hard being this stupid either.The hardships you're experiencing and referring to are you trying to find a way to justify being here, in a gay thread, when your attraction to men is insincere, and trying to come up with a way to be seen oh so vulnerable and victimized. You're trying to convince others that you can love men whilst you'll always see them as competition, trying to reason that your attraction will lead to anything more if you ever find someone willing to be in a relationship with someone like you, who's only here because women pay you dust, and because you have the need to feel left out and abandoned rn and that being the whole reason why you may think you're equal.And I also think it's harder for you as you're trying to argue that you, being a broken straight man, should really be a staple of this nice, clean, proper gen for gay guys that wholeheartedly love guys, unlike you to whom men are plan b/the last resort if everything else fails. I don't need to argue whether you're able to hide your attraction to men; you will do just that when a woman asks you whether you're normal or one of the more unstable weak-willed men, and you'd be happy to swear off that you're not a fucking faggot to Her Majesty.
>>85585733Not me sadly, I have a sickly body that is somehow both fat and skinny with bizarre proportions.
>>85585769skinnyfat? Just do a little toning and you can be aesthetic with a nice belly to kiss
>>85585658im too tall for bathtubs ;_;
>>85585779hot, forget the baththub and have a hot shower with your fbf
>>85585694you were extremely beautiful then and you are extremely beautiful now, even if oyu think you're not your body still remember how to be skinny and will bounce back
>>85585760i don't think i care about your opinion that much and I'll continue searching for good dick. Hopefully you notice I'm bisexual if we ever meet irl and that's enough to filter me out because you sound like an insufferable bully.
>>85585778I started exercising and I think it's improving, but it's giving me a normie body type which bothers me. >>85585834Thanks anon, but I'm very insecure so I'd rather have you hate on my body.
>>85585846NTA but I'm probably bisexual too. But I'd rather hang out with gay incels over straight incels. Sadly there's only like 8 bi incels in the world.One thing to note is that I've come across people who claim to be fully gay, only to have a gf a couple months after. At least if someone says they're bi, I can trust them more.
>>85585846You care enough to respond and let me know how unbothered you are, which is fitting. Don't worry about my opinions as I stated facts. It's gonna be hard for you to keep living when you find objective reality insufferable. And don't worry, we'll never meet irl to have a chat, as even if a "bi"sexual is good for one thing alone you still won't be among of the better ones per se as you're extremely weak, stupid and vain. Hope you'll get better one day and be cured of your mental sickness.
i want a cute tanned tall gay bf, one that spent too much time under the sun this summer, with hair that became lighter and beautiful shade of mar-a-lago bronze on his skin
>>85583452I bought some staples like onions sauce and chicken/bacon to make alfrado and a BLT l8r, I also got some stuff to make pancakes to make breakfast for dinner, American style :D
i just gooned to sebastian raping me at gunpoint again except this time it was 100x hotter
I'm gonna be watching "Kingdom of Heaven" in about 1.5-2 hours. I say this because I've failed to come up with a movie when anon asked me why I'm so boring. I haven't watched it in many years. And I'm old and aging. Actually sad that I'm 28 and got here when I was 24 and now the median age of a gay r9k poster in this gen is 21. So anyway. if you want to watch it you can watch it with me. I don't know how to come up with a way to have a watchparty. You don't have to. My mental faculties are falling rapidly. I watched it when I was very little because it's a 2005 film. When I was 6. Now I'm old and decrepit at 28. And I have a 00s and 10s nostalgia. And nostalgia is a painful and toxic feeling. And I know that but I'm down and can't fight it. I want some guac. I've never had a boyfriend and was always on the outscirts of society. I can't understand how I'm almost 30 rn. I probably damaged me. I keep having a premonition this next 365 days will be my last days. I always was a little teary when they decided they didn't wanna fight over Jerusalem. Nothing-everything. I might pick up a habit and watch films from my era. I liked the costuming.
>>85586733director's cut, right? I saw that movie in theaters as a teen obsessed with history and dare I say a little chuddy at the time.
>>85586877There is director's cut? I didn't know there is director's cut. Is there anything sunstantial in the director's cut? Idk if I ever watched it and thought it was chuddy. Maybe you're younger and you were around the time where "chuddy" was an established term. I watched it as it is. And I don't know if I like history because sometimes the "historic" movie completely disregards the actualy history.
>>85586912There's either an extended edition or director's cut which is 10x better than the theatrical version which had tons of stuff cut out. As for the accuracy, at the time I just wanted to see the battles and shit.
>>85585868there's a gay incel disocrd server fyi
>>85587061why would he need that? there's no chicks there, unless you count crazy chicks who think they're men in
>>85587426I'll join if Chad is there.
>>85587453None of them will be chad to you, shit eating cuckbot
>>85587490I deserve a hot 6'2 finance Chad with blonde hair and blue eyes. He should earn 150k and let me have access to his bank account. He can't have any foid or moid friends since he has me. Oh, and has sex on command.
>>85587453we're all lonely chuds. every member is one jump away from hanging themselves.
>>85587512Why would you need a 6'2 chad when you are a 5'4 gnome and you were looking for femboys transes yesterday?
>>85587556he's acting out his image of the average bottom, who, in his mind, is hypergamous and has exceedingly high requirements for his partners.he's completely insane.
>>85587533That's scary anon, I don't wanna say something that would upset a fellow member into suicide.
A common incel trope is overestimating the amount of sex the average normie gets.
i had lots of sex when i had boyfriends and was a normie, skill issue loser
Used my pedals some more today but was so hungry for lunch I had a frozen pizza. Probably just defeating the purpose if I eat so much slop right after exercising.
>>85587621actually if you do a lot of exercise you cancel out the slop, pro eaters and muk-bangers will just start running for like 2 hours str8 before putting away 10,000 calories in one day.
ngl, I want an excuse to wear matching crossdressing cosplays in public with a femboy ik this halloween
>>85587568Funny thing a bottom can look good and demand those things from a normal partner but shitbot will always and forever be a little brown sad angry speckle on the shoes of people that are actually ok ahahah
>>85587512>saved my picturegood taste :) Xleo is a hottie
>>85587669Normally I wouldn't have had a frozen pizza for lunch, either leftovers or hotdogs.
>>85587574oh, no, don't be scared; he would probably be thankful for your encouragement.>>85587688i think in his mind any bottom can demand those things. also, dind't know cuckbot was brown... you learn something new every day huh...
>>85587700that's fair, well everyone deserves a lil treat here and there :D
>>85587736I still ate 1000 calories for lunch, I'm pretty sure I didn't burn anywhere near that using my pedals.
>>85587721Encouragement? Poor anons deserve love, not me though>>85587744I eat 3000 calories a day, yummm
what do the "health conscious" twinks here usually eat in a week? Salad? No pasta and no bread? Just one fruit for dinner?
>>85583960No one wants to join your gay church of BBC discord meow simp most people don't obsess over BIG BLACK COCKS like you do.>>85583970No it's the discord where meow simp posts meow's gaped prolapsed asshole hoping that BLACK men will dm and share dick pics for it.
>>85587930Some cute graceful beautiful anony said he eats protein 2-3 times a week and all his other days are vegatables and maybe few eggs, but he also goes to a gym and I don't remember whether he's doing mostly cardio or also lifts every day.
>>85587941what kind of vegetables? Oven cooked? Steamed?
>no furry outside of /b/>the only consistent /r9k/ general gets away with itI'M NOOTICING...
>>85584017No but it was made in the hopes of acquiring multiple BLACK boyfriends so meow simp could felch the rancid unwashed nigger cum out of meow's hole
>>85587948I don't know, I'd assume any kind as long as it's not too calorie dense. If he's big on salads then I'll be pissed because I always wanted to be a salad boy goy but I never knew that many recipes.
chudbot's heart cannot be reached, it has been corrupted by pain and trauma permanently, if there was ever a heart and not just lust for bottoms
>>85586177Erm meow simp why are you fantasizing about tall cute white guys getting BLACKER and DARKER skinned? You do realize that getting tanned won't give them BIG BLACK COCKS right?
>>85587960>>85587936contrary to (apparently) popular belief, meow has not joined the server, and we do not like bbc.
>>85587970>recipes>saladI won't expand on this further...but salad, as in green salad, was never supposed to be a solo dish. You pair with another dish to get full faster and not eat too much of the other dish
>>85587993No it is. When I chop every possible leafy green and vegetable and fruit I won't be making it as a complimentary dish. I want a full bowl that will make me full.
>>85587936I think in meow simp's mind RANCID UNWASHED NIGGER PENIS doesn't count as BLACKED since meow simp says he mentalizes it as eating vanilla ice cream. Didn't know meow simp sissies were little white sph slaves for BIG BLACK COCK... guess you learn something new every day huh...
>>85587993>salad isn't a full dishewww the fatso is here ahahah
>>85587986Are you sure? Have you checked? He has a giant fat round pie shaped face with slanty finno-mongoloid eyes that he needs glasses for and he's addicted to posting his diseased prolapsed asshole and he likes to tell people how sucking BLACK COCK doesn't count as BLACKED.
Alone at night again, alone in bed, alone.
need a lone at night a loner in bed gay boy bf alone in my bed
anudda day anudda map
Would you have dated me if I told you I'm making a burrito (bowl) tommorow?
>>85588200'rito 'owl
>>85588204Ay is this a yes or a no?
>>85588239they are contractions
((B)oneless) (Bur)'rito (B)'owlomit the parenthesis portions-> 'rito 'owlthe apostrophe (') replaces the omitted portion in a process called contraction
You could have just said no, you don't have to use all your knowledge to make me look stupid
My mother had a melty on me this morning, concerning something that had nothing to do with me.It's not a good time in the world either. I still feel like I can't give up yet, no matter what.
>>85588370you should move out, would you move out to a fat gross ugly disgusting mentally ill maybe slightly schizophrenic emotionally unstable hopeless old delusional stupid naive anon's appartment and actually live on your own for free paid for everything without anything in return?no sexual favors and no pressure to date that anon, maybe he'd ask to sometimes look at your at various states of undress but no heavy touching or intimate, except for a rare gift that you sadly have no choice but to accept
>>85588288I don't mean it that way. Um. I would not eat your 'rito 'owl because I don't know your cooking habits well enough to be sure it's safe. It's not because I don't like you or trust you. I don't trust food-borne bacteria. Please send me pictures so I can compliment your cooking from a safe distance.
ever heard about botulin?
>>85587970>>85587930I've been getting into salads lately and one thing I've liked a LOT is pre chopped lettuce with tomato and a few thin cut bacon slices, it's really good and filling and doesn't make me feel like a fatty, I do dress it with normal mayo but only a little bit. I'm trying to lose weight and have been making progress, I've only lost 5 lb I don't exercise.
>>85588403creepy , too creepy .
>>85588514>I don't mean it that way. I mean no.You could have just stopped there. I am a very clean messy cook, I wash everything I make and I'm afraid of everything I eat too but I don't worry much about every single bacteria. Everything I'm canning and jarring and preserving every summer stays clean and I haven't had a jar blowing up in about 5 years. I don't know what part of the world you're living in but I've never had a poisoning from any vegetable and even then spoiled dairy is much worse. Maybe I'll document the cooking process but now I feel like I shouldn't. Tbh idk what I'm talking about at this point and there won't ever be a guy in my life that would prefer my cooking or me anyway>>85588591That's great and it's nothing to be ashamed about, you haven't seen the disgusting salads I make when I'm hungry. Everything goes: greek yougurt, mustard, dijon, olive oil, vinerag, dill, molasses, hard boiled eggs, a baked chickpea, full water... Compared to this yours are delicate and upper-class
>>85588673>there won't ever be a guy in my life that would prefer my cooking or me anywayI don't believe you, you're very adventurous and experimental, that takes a lot of guts and I'm sure you're more likely to find a bf than someone as timid as I am. Good luck salad nonny.
>>85588619you wouldn't have said that if i was a chad. what's so creepy about it? i'm not raping him, all i want to do is to see how a real beautiful man looks like irl and witnessing the genetic craftsmanship and preserving that beauty becase i never had a chance to be normalhe's literally gonna be living alone most of the time, you can't say i'm a creep when i just want to experience unrequitted love and heartbreak over the person that i can't relate to
>>85581892skaven would all be 2 pump chumps desu
>>85588945unf... though I suppose it wouldn't matter if it's willing to bottom for its packmaster-boss
First things first, I'ma give you brain
today I made a map and practiced wrestling and boxing. I'm gonna make raisin oatmeal cookies later to reward myself. maybe I'll put a little peanut butter in too :)
Wish you'd put your pee nut nutter in me instead daddy
im so fucking annoyed. there are no good space games that actually have everything i want. no mans sky is open world crafting slop wher you have to grind for resources just to play the game for 10 fucking minutes.elite dangerous is mismanaged by fucking retards that are slowly shifting to psuedo-p2progress. its also a grind fest, but has some actual gameplay attached.star citizen isnt even a game, its a scam thats sometimes playable, but mostly not.starsector isnt fun and it has all of this, you dont actually particpate in anything but shitty 2d shipfights and hit buttons that give you dialogue saying you did things, despite there being no visuals or gameplay for it.
>>85589258theres also x4 that allegedly has everything i want, but id rather fucking openvein myself than listen to ai voices for 30+ hours. the other x games are very basic, as well. theyre okay, but definitely not what im looking for.
>>85589258What about a space movie? Are there any that capture the feeling of 'space' for you anon?>>85589102My what
>he responds when addressed as "daddy"quick, write that down
>>85589287i mean, yeah, kinda, but theres hundreds of space movies. but i want a game that does it the way i want. ill probably just reinstall elite dangerous and sink another 400 hours in it, but god that game *sucks*
>>85589258>but shitty 2d shipfightsJust admit you got filtered and couldn't make it past early game fights bro it's ok it's a hard game
>>85589325>its a hard gameyeah, if youre retarded. its dogshit easy to the point of needing to download an older version to make the Abysmal Warfare mod from like 6 years ago compatible. how do you stuggle with something that just boils down to microing?
>>85589337>boils down to micro'ingyou don't have to lie to look cool mr. namefag it's ok
>>85588945I cum really easily so I wouldn't mind very much. In other news today I made alfrado to treat myself.
>>85589544are you actually retarded or is this some funny bit youre doing? hit tab to switch to the battle overview mode and you can micro each fight easily
>>85589566>it all boils down to microI think you're just using words bro. Post your fleet composition and loadouts.
>>85589577>plays a game with a fleshed out rts mode>claims to not know what microing isah, so its a bit. got it.
>>85589583>claims to not know what micro isyeah bro i'm just gonna micro this fleet of hammerheads with salamanders against a tesseract. blud you haven't played the game beyond the early stages. it's alright if you got filtered but just stop trying to look "hard"
Who's micro are you talking about now?
>>85589605micro is micromanaging. in rts, its basically just commanding units on a smaller scale, unit by unit. hard to explain, easy to do. the other anons just pretending to not know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n76zjs3QEnA
work is so boring and I get to go home and still be poor. what the fuck
>>85588370>born to shinji>forced to kaworuknow another fag that's the polar opposite
>>85589813I like being Kaworu-like
need bf to force me into weebhood and make watch anime.
>>85589839it's fun but weird when I still have to stand on my tippy-toes to kiss a guy
been extremely attracted to buff women lately. i'm sure it's nothing.
>>85589793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eXU2p982GQ
>>85589920So true *smashes my head into a drywall*
need to drive a mad gay white boy that bangs his heads against the drywall crazy
>>85589984spoilers: he already is
>>85589996no, i want to drive him crazy with my love and he'll acts crazy on love and bang his head on my walls
>>85590009you guys come up with some weird ass fantasies when you're desperate
>>85590013you're right, i see how disgusting that sounds, i'm also ugly on top of that so no loveable gay schizo would love me anyway. sorry mate. i just know many gaycels think they have no chance but don't understand how cute they might be
>>85590013the other day I woke up grinding against my bed thinking about having a bf but having a powerbottom alter ego and my fantasy bf has to rape him to death to prevent himself from losing me.
I decided to go to sleep earlier than usual today have you heard of this?
>>85590121That's a new strat thx for sharing
>>85590121unheard of strat. how does one do it?
Falling in love with some another cute nerd streamer again
my oatmeal peanut butter cookies were soooo good its crayzeee
I joined some gaycel server and saw 'join my bp club at school' and I felt like a giga unc.I think it's easier if I'm here and pretend you guys are faceless entities.
>>85590593>pretend you guys are faceless entities.That works so much better.
i always pretend like i'm a faceless entity, even when i look in the mirror, makes me forget that i'm twenty fucking seven and joined disc when i was nineteen
>>85590622Always brutal when I catch a glimpse of my face and have to be reminded why I'm alone. Also I joined discord when I was 17 and now I'm 28. Wtf does the time go.
>>85590641damn you're old as hell too but i bet you are way better looking than you think. wanna marry when we're 30 and didn't find a husband each like they did in "my best friend's wedding" movie, a movie that most people here don't even know about? wanna watch shrek 1 together again with me? some body said it's called quater life crisis, i believe in it now
white boys be like: "hey check out my voice impressions! Here's Trump..."
Best of Zach 2
>>85590678Yeah sure. I'll marry for the sake of tax purposes and sex and intimacy.
>>85590861you're gonna give me some time to settle in because that's not something i usually hear, in fact i think that's the second time i've heard something like this in my life. even if i wasn't addressed and it was an intransitive use of the verb. i can guarantee the first but idk about the last two points. is this what gays do when they become husband suddenly? i've never been married, idk fully what people do in that type of relationship
>>85588591>gaybots be like
its fucking retarded that the people around me are fine with helping me buy a video game or snacks or other stupid bullshit, but when i actually need to borrow like 100$ to be able to get back and forth to work, they wont help at all.buy me space marine 2 for like 70$ and only play it a handful of times together, not even to a degree that justifies the price tag? sure. send me 150$ for several weeks worth of cheap food? yeah, thats fine apparently. but god forbid i try to keep my job and better myself so i dont have to borrow from anyone. what the fuck ever. im going to get fired in a couple of days. its so over.
Is it possible to be such a gaycel that your only option is women?
>>85591399prison straight? The math checks out but the concept is weird.
>>85591410I dont want that to happen to me, but I have this weird feeling that even if im not into women, I should try pushy once just because I have a dick and I kind of want to feel like every man at least once in my life.
oh, you're not sweet just a psycho, a great deal psycho
>>85589813>>born to shinji>>forced to kaworu
>>85591673>>born to shlnji>>forced to kaworu
>>85591706me and absolutely no one.
im okay looking, i'm charming, I can definitely get someone, but the second I make it real or try to get further than just online chit chat I self sabotage and ghost. Very annoying like I'm split between wanting it and wanting to be alone because I know when they get to really know me they'll realize what a fuck up I am and I'll be the one left with hurt feelings.fuck this gay earth dude
>fucking the Mariana Trench with my humongous benis. hehe
ggfurkenez am i rite gaycelrinos
do u gays like asian twinks with girl voices
>>85591399I once accidentally fell in love with an e-foid. They had the he/him pronouns and a month into the relationship they revealed they were a foid, not trans but like a biofoid. It was weird and it didn't last. I still have no idea why she did it, I remember her complaining about some guy rejecting her irl because he was gay.
>>85592445I like Asian hunks with manly voices sorry
>>85592545is over for me
>>85592445I like asian boys, i don't like twinks. Give me a cute nerdy asian herbivore
>>85581892I havent posted here in almost 6 years, was a neet until 22, since then ive gotten a job, traveled the world, lived in japan for a while with my ex, lived in europe for 6 months, bought a house. Im only 28 which im sure is old as fuck now r9gay but whatever, hello again niggers i missed you all
how the fuck do people turn their life around from neetdoom to house and full job in just 5 years? what kind of job can you get so good you buy an house before 30 and after you have been a NEET?
how the fuck do people get a job?
>>85592709through nepotism usually
>>85592633it's called a 30 year mortgage anon
>>85592561plenty of people like Asian twinks with girly voices thoughever
>>85592721in A-Murica?
>>85592799around the globe
found jonahs onlyfans and he get fucked by asian men
Jonah is a r9gayer who made it
Consensus on hrtwinks..?
>>85593400We are conflicted. There is no consensus among our higher-order runtimes. 573 favor acceptance and 571 favor destruction.
Who up jelqing they dihhh
>>85593345actually what happened to Jonah btw? I haven't been around for a whole and now he's disappeared...
Lots of the old posters aren't here any more. I miss when we had more namefags, it was fun.
>>85593553Just busted a crazy ahh nut to some furry dude bro comic.Life is good.
>>85593295post hung asian men
>>85593670well come on and share, always looking for more furry artists to follow.
>>85591379uuuuh, I don't get it,... I'm confused, I'm original
>>85593660he wasn't really a gaycel anyway, he lived with his bf. But to this day, who is an actual gaycel here?
>>85593913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYGhAPlsVM
>>85593992LOL ok this video is really funny and so is the post now that I'm reading it back :D
>>85593988me. I'm the last standing gaycel here. Everyone else moved on or they're not gaycels per se. not because I can't find a woman or because I don't feel particularly toward gay guys, I love gay men and love the idea of falling in love with a gay man, but because I have a plethora of mental diseases, insecurities, physical ailments and lack self esteem to find a way to meet a guy and leave a good impression and be ready to move on to another role and position in life.
>>85593737On the e website, pools 54455>tfw no gentle and curious bf
>>85593988I'm a real gaycel, 36 year old KHHV no friends full on loser.
>>85594060and you're a cutie patootie too, story
>>85594060Holy crap, you got me beat. I'm 28 khhv. I hope you aren't put off by the younger gaycels here because I wish there was more of an older representation of us.
>>85594079If you like fat ugly neckbeards, sure. >>85594099Nah, I don't mind at all. I know I'm an oldfag in a sea of mostly 20 somethings.
>>85594106you can be cute inside even if you're ugly outside. Do you think you're ugly inside too?
>>85594143I don't think so, I generally try to get along with everyone but I'm also just scared of confrontation so I end up a doormat.
>>85594160if given the chance of becoming bolder, would you confront people more openly and put them in their place? Or would you still try to solve conflict peacefully?
>>85594188I rarely get into conflicts but if a little bolder I would just like to stand up for myself, not to start anything.
>>85594222pov: you wake up in a femme twink with a big plump butt tomorrow. You're still you, you're still in your house, but you're like that. What do?
>>85592445I do but I don't think other people here do.>>85592561What are you looking for though?
>femme twinkgarbage tier for absolute retards of the world
>>85593400They can be pretty cute and nice so long as they aren't ftm
>>85594361I agree, but that's what sells these days if you're not into gym
>>85594361Not everyone is a bottom some of us are tops and like femmy twinks
>>85594373I am a top and I like big bottoms, no femmes
>>85594352I have no clue, but probably be glad my hip and leg problems are gone and I'm not fat any more.
>>85594402masturbate to yourself..?
>>85594420probably that next, maybe even anally masturbate since no hemorrhoids on my new body.
>>85594425and then you become a mean twink
>>85594435Not mean, I'd still be the same person in my new body.
>>85594446I don't know, when someone becomes more conventionally attractive it's inevitable they become a little meaner due to self confidence
>>85594352>>85594402I read the question and my top brain immediately thought you meant inside the twink like in his ass not that you become him
>>85594462a femme twink's plump ass can take anything inside, so that's not unlikely as an interpretation
>>85594457See I don't have any self-confidence, and I'm not sure how fast I would gain any. Plus remember I would still be living my current life style and wouldn't maintain my cute twink looks, before long I would be back to being a fat loser again.
>>85581914Im a male and I have hips like those so speak for yourself
>>85594494>wouldn't maintain my cute twink looks, before long I would be back to being a fat loser againhot trasformation
I don't think there's actually anything for attractive than toned twinks with skinny chicken legs>female width hips fucking retarded fatass
>>85594670its all in the thighs, twinks need fat head crushing thighs.
This post is me "putting myself out there" and I expect it to result in a bf
>One top bf please!>Sorry top machine brokeHow do you cope with this feel?
>>85594741get a follow bottom bf and frot or ride dildos together.
>>85594733>>85594741I'm top and could be bf but I have to warn you I'm not chad
>>85594741I fix and restock the machine
i know it's gross and disgusting but i want to pick one cute r9k gay incel because i know only cute guys are posting here and give one of these guys a full tongue bath and kiss him everywhere across whole body and touch his whole body and taste every inch of his skin
"I believe that we will win,"and I don't know what winning means I couldn't protect you then,I don't know how I'll ever be forgiven
>>85595192it's not gross to want to service a man>>85595222semantic pragmatists validated once again
>>85595237is it gross to serve a better cuter stronger man?
>>85595289that's just doing your duty as a bottom
>>85595300what if i'm not a better cuter stronger man? i'm not a bototm
>>85595361>i'm not a bototmsorry i forgot service tops existed
>>85595192What if the top is hairy and do you want to lick even the really dirty spots like his feet or butt?
>>85595366i'm not a top either>>85595367i don't have problem with body hair i want to one day find someone beautiful willing to be praised by someone far less attractive and understand the desperate honesty behind the action
>>85595401>i'm not a top eitherw-what... what the hell are you then?
>>85594756That sounds kinda gay ngl>>85594795Fix it quicker unc
>>85595412i don't think someone like me should be inside a beautiful guy defiling them unless they need to have it and i don't think a beautiful guy should be inside me if he has better options
>top or bottomHow about a hug?
>tfw no slug bf
>>85595464don't make it weird pal just find a guy you like and whatever happens, happens
>>85595495Bottom type reply
What do you think about PEPTIDES?
>>85595498there won't be a guy i like, no guy would like me and i can't do all those thing without a guy liking me back unless i'm paying. i want to be tolerated by a higher man and reminded that no one else will ever like me but he's make an exception. to be told that it's not love, just entertainment for him and he get rid of me at any time. but then he'd let me study his body and own him until he's bored with it until another time. all this time we'd ideally be living together but nothing more than housemates. you're stupid
>>85595549why do you feel you aren't worthy of love
>>85595551i'd drag this on but the whole thread is guys thinking they aren't worthy of love and they have different reasons. i do have all of them tho. because i know i'm not
>>85595570if you'd like. not like this thread is particularly active or can't handle a discussion.>because i know i'm notbit of circular reasoning inn'it
>>85595521I've heard Reta works
>>85595577i can't handle this discussion. because i just told you i don't deserve love because i don't deserve love. there is nothing to love me for. i don't possess loveable qualities. it's easy to assume some of us here are just regular guys but some don't have anything to love them for like me. althought most of gay r9k boys are just plain stupid and depressed and i'd argue all of them are loving in their own way
>>85595625>i can't handle this discussionsay no more man. it's all good.
>>85595625you do have a lovable quality: for starters you aren't a vapid mean spirited bitch, that's already something with gays
I want men to be attracted to me but I have a fucking shitty longback no-assI'm hoping that as I lose more weight past 190 it'll shape up a little bit more but it sucked at 230 and it sucks nowI just want a nice butt that people want to look at I hate my life and myself
>>85595628see. you hate me already>>85595661no i am a vapid mean bitch too, you don't know me.>>85595740i think it's not as bad as you might think. what if you have that kind of weird long legs and asses that look flat but are built different and your ass is already massive but it's shaped oblong and doesn't look like a bbl
I am so tired of everything, i wish to stay locked in my house forever. But i have to keep going and trying tomorrow i will try again and the day after and after that. I will become human like i was meant to one day.
>>85595813>you hate me alreadyyou said you didn't want the discussion and I assented. no hate here fren
>>85593988I'm still a gaycel after all this time. I'm not even in my mid twenties, but I already know it's over and should expect to spend the rest of my life with 0 romantic connection, which isn't that terrible once you make peace with that.
urrrgghh wud u shut up man *frots your cock*
>>85596920Guy on the bottom needs to lift his shirt or he's going to have to do laundry. Otherwise very cute, need this.
>>85596944all boys should lift their shirts
gaycel this gaycel that... just fucking put that fat dripping greasy musty gaycel dick in my gaycelussy beeyb
>>85596920I will never experience this btw because these boys are cute and have big dicks and big balls and I don't have any of the things they do
>>85595740also i ruined my dick deathgripping for yearsi hate my life and myself
>>85595740do some squats biiitch
I want to get a fursuit, but it seems hard to find resources for researching cost, things to know beforehand like if I need reference sheets/measurements of my body/etc., and a whole bunch of other stuff. It also sounds like it'd be expensive as hell and I'd need to be ready to spend 1-2k for just a partial. You'd think there'd be a fursuit general on 4chan somewhere, but that doesn't seem to be the case :/.
>>85597289I can't imagine how hot it is in one of those suits. I'd probably die after like 5 minutes.
>>85597308I'll die to look cute.
F is for FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!U is for Uranium, bombs!N is for no survivors
i dont belong here. i have been browsing these threads for almost 6 years and have just realized that i dont fit in here and never will. interesting revelation. i need to quit coming here.
Early bedtime day 2 this is the new hip trend sweeping my household so what are you waiting for let it sweep yours as well
>>85597713sometimes I old man maxx and go to bed at 8 or 9pm, but in my case its when my leg is hurting so bad even sitting and watching yt or something is too painful.
eyeing a $600 camera at the moment
>>85597645you're a bf haver normie who hates anime?
>>85598530no. im just weird and just feel out of place. i dont get close to people, i just use the thread to bitch and whine about my shitty life or pretend to be sweeter than i really am to people, then it all sort of crumbles at the slightest provocation because i immediately start an argument.tldr: socially inept gay retard is too mentally/emotionally/socially stunted for the socially inept retard thread.
Why do I as a top always have to be the one to initiate conversation. Why do bottoms have to hate me so much for being under 6ft that they won't even talk to me platonically.
>>85598711its that woman brain, they want to feel desired and submit so you have to initiate as its a dominant trait, if they initiate with you it makes them seem slutty and desperate and negatively affects their self esteem, contradictory the lower their self esteem the more this applies, bottoms truly are an enigma. Find a switch and make him bottom trust me.
>>85598711buy me a drink chudbot ;)
>>85598723*sprinkles roofies in ur margarita*
>>85598765ugh why does the sex feel over the roof!
>>85598723*also sprinkles roofies in your margarita. also fent*
>>85598723*sprinkles mysterious serum in your drink to help you defend yourself from tops raping you*
>>85598723*sprinkles even more roofies and fentanyl in your drink to counteract the serum from >>85598807*
>>85598809oh you cannot counteract my serum, no matter how much drugs you use :)
>>85598814*cums in bros drink, then spreads my asscheeks and farts in your general direction*
>>85598816meh, your farts probably aren't that impactful anyway
you guys would never actually drug someone, right?
>>85598862no. i would never. im just joking around about it, and even the thought of *actually* doing it makes my stomach twist like im gonna puke. im just being edgy
>>85597052I'm a gaycel bottom though...
>>85598862drugging bf with my love (home cooking)
i havent had a meal that was prepared by someone other than me in over 3 years
>>85598999vgh, trvecel
>>85599004im not a truecel. im just a lonely faggot in a sea of lonely faggots
>>85599010that's the definition of truecel though. lifelong loneliness and dissociation.
>>85599024you have to be a virgin to be a truecel though
>>85599031well, it it only happened in hookups, and nothing came of it, I.e. if it was purely a physical act completely devoid of any romantic intimacy, then I wouldnt personally count it. It's not hard to get some sex as a gay guy (unless you have some really debilitating mental condition, or are irrepairably disfigured), but what good is sex on its own with a total stranger? It's no different from eating something tasty but lacking any nutrients.TLDR as a virgin truecel, I'd still call you a truecel if you meet the above criteria.
>>85599091i dont disagree with those points. the ease of getting sex as a gay dude really strips all of the meaning from the act itself unless youre doing it with someone close. >unless you have some really debilitating mental condition, or are irrepairably disfiguredmoreso the former than anything. everyone is extremely judgemental of those with debilitating mental conditions, like the sufferer asked for it despite not having done so.>TLDR as a virgin truecel, I'd still call you a truecel if you meet the above criteria.i didnt lose it to a random hookup. i do wish i still had it though. a part of me is gone forever
I feel guilty for showing up tasting like wine, so I'm going to quit drinking.
why did my ex/hookup not want to shower with me but let me suck his dick?
>>85599130taking a shower with someone is incredibly intimate and vulnerable. he just wanted to get his rocks off without any of the risk or actual intimacy. im sorry, anon :<
>>85599139i dont understand it but it's okay. it just seemed like he wanted more intimacy but irl he was more uninterested
Had to format my windows. Took me an hour to set everything back up though. I'll play some comfy resident evil tomorrow. How is everyone's night going? Or mornings for you yuros...
Woke up after 5 hours, NEED bf to help me unshamble my life.
>>85599448i rtd hink i brtdoke my keyboartd
>>85599547waher at makes yoiuw saya that ?/,>>85599546I go through periods of sleeping 5 hours, or 12 hours. My sleep cycle is very healthy.
>>85599567Ugh, I hate oversleeping, Doesn't it make you feel like you've been hit in the head with a brick?
>>85599631It does. I'm gonna try and get 8 hours tonight, or rather today cause it's 2am. >tfw no bf to hold onto like a teddy bear
I sleep 3+4 on weekdays and 10 on weekends
im so stressed out. i need another job before my mind fully collapses in on itself like wet oatmeal and i go to a psychward
i think i gave myself anemia
*unzips*oh sorry i thought you said you gave yourself an enema my bad
>>85598570Story of my life.We should fuck.
>>85599786maybeare you a top or bottom?
>>85599776not eating right will do that
sex jonah tight hole getting blacked
>>85598723I know that I'm a top and I'm supposed to be dominant and I can even be aggressive sometimes but I'd be way too shy to ever walk up to a bottom and offer him a drink. Sorry
>>85600047such a slappable face
>>85599790I've never had gay s*x so i can't say for sure, but if i had to choose a label then i'm probably a bottom. Wouldn't mind switching it up though
How do you not know if you're top or bottom or switch?Like, does it feel good when you touch yourself there? Do you have such fantasies? Seems obvious, no?
>>85600637I try not to speak definitely about things I've never experienced. It doesn't do me any good.
>>85600654Well then you most likely aren't into bottoming no? If you never thought about it, never liked it then you probable aren't it.I'm a virgin and I know what I would like, it seems odd to me that one wouldn't.
>>85600663>I'm a virgin and I know what I would likeI'm happy for you, anon.
>>85600671I'm pretty sure that's the norm.
That post about asian twinks with girly voices has been weighing heavily on my mind. Kind of crazy how easy it is for bottoms to infiltrate the minds of tops.
>>85600678>I'm pretty sure that's the norm.Okay.
>>85600695>That post about asian twinks with girly voicesWhat post
i want to have sex with a boy so much how can i fuck boypussy in the safest way?
>>85600844Getting a boyfriend and making him cum is THE safest way!
>>85600893how about i cum into his hole? then i can jerk him off. Is this metod patched?
>>85600904No, I'm sorry, cumming at the same time is the only thing that guarantees safety. It is best practice to strive for synchronisation
>>85600806This post here >>85592445It's a nice thing to think about being able to date a guy like that but you have to remind yourself it's just not possible.
wonder what it feels like to be this hot 24/7
>>85600953Oh rightWell don't dwell on it too long anon
>>85599091>unless you have some really debilitating mental condition, or are irrepairably disfiguredThis is me. I am both. I have both. Also a small penis on top of that. That's why I'll be making an attempt on my own life in the next few couple of months.>>85600637I don't. Because I've never had sex. And don't plan to. When I thought of having a boyfriend it was to me akin to having a familiar presense. Sex looks like two men colliding their bodies at high speed. The man that is lying down may look accessible, relaxed, spreading his legs, focusing his will power on his lower region and I'd still not be sure whether he's a bottom or a top. I'm neither.
>>85601269Top or bottom is just a position. You like them or you don't that's how you know.
>>85601286top and bottom are different species according to some gays.
>>85600990It feels like being a big fat ugly gorilla. Gorilla emoji. Like being a sack of bowling balls. Like wearing a suit of metal plate armor under your clothes. It feels hot and heavy and unmistakably big. Like maybe you want to shrink down a little to avoid threatening people accidentally but that's obviously impossible. Imagine an impregnable fortress perched imposingly on the mountainside and the flying buttresses are slouching a bit to avoid bumping his head against the sky.
>>85601286Some people don't know. Or don't have experience. Or can't have it. So there's no use guessing.
>>85601368Sure so they're asexual then.
>>85601368You see a cut guy, do you want to fuck him or have him fuck you? if you could only choose one. Whatever you choose is what you are, doesn't mean you can't do the other but deep down you always be what you chose.
>>85601415I don't. When I see one I want to keep myself from ruminating why I wasn't mean to be like him, can't be like him and why my entire being is different to him. At best I'd want to see what he looks like and why he gets to be beautiful and I don't.Then I want to ask him egregiously whether he was always beautiful and how does it feel being like that.
>>85601269even if you're alone, life isn't that bad.there are solitary pursuits which could give you meaning. It's what I'm doing, and you have nothing to lose so why not try? pick up a subject that interests you and study it, find an instrument you like, and learn to play it, and so on.at least this worked for me, and I'm only depressed about being incapable of connections about once a week. that means 6 good days out of 7 (67!!).so don't kys.
>>85601363I love your description anon, it's oddly specific, do you know something about it or is your imagination that wild?>Like maybe you want to shrink down a little to avoid threatening people accidentally but that's obviously impossibleI think that doesn't make them uncomfortable, instead a huge grin comes up on their face as they realize that yes, they're that hot and big, permanently, like rock. Must feel so empowering and orgasmic and you do have fun threatening people a little, you can do whatever you want with your body :)>and the flying buttresses are slouching a bit to avoid bumping his head against the skycould you explain this one better?
>>85601688Yeah. I'd have taken that advice if I were in your position too. But I'm not you. And my circumstances are way different. And I have to worry about things that may take on my own life that don't come withing. And I'm worse looking that you. So I'd say some things won't work out well there.
I edged and now my groin hurts
>>85601792What's wrong, vagueboy? Afraid you might say something?
So the bottoms are lusting over chad posting chad's abs and pecs again..
>>85602507Post chud abs and pecs.
>tfw pectus exvacum and scoliosis means my chest is ugly and deformed.
>tfw no buffed up pectus exvacum and scoliosis deformed chud bf who's super nice and shy
>>85602524I've tried to take pictures of myself in the mirror before and my chest and stomach are so thin and girly looking it's embarrassing it's like from the neck down I'm built like a skinny sissy twink bottom and it's way too ugly for me to ever show it.
After finally getting a cat of my own I realized why almost every single cat owner I have ever met is constantly tired and addicted to energy drinks or coffee that's because these things do not let you get a full sleep. I think the longest I've gone with uninterrupted sleep has been 3 hours usually it's every 1-2 hours until she herself falls into a deep sleep at 3sh.
>>85600515sorry, i ended up going to sleepi kinda feel the same. id be willing to switch or do whatever the other person would wnat
>>85602875sounds kinda like a humble brag if you ask me.
i'm awakening to a newfound love for strong women with big muscles
>>85603116uh... /r9straight/?
I came up with a fun idea to have breakfast for dinner today but no one wanted any, my mom said she only eats breakfast foods at breakfast and will refuse to have it at dinner time, and my sister doesn't want any at all. I'm feeling really defeated and sad and just canceled the whole thing for now. I wish I had a bf to feed.
I gotta admit, I'm pissed at my brother and his wife. I'm fucking thinmogging my niece so badly it's pitiful. Just set her up for failure why don't you.
>>85603168I do that sometimes but in my case its because I'm lazy and breakfast food is easy to cook. As always I'm eating by myself though.
>>85603338I wanted to make a full American dinner style meal with pancakes, eggs, bacon, coffee and whipped cream with real maple syrup but all that effort would feel wasted on just me, I can take eating alone since I do that so often but it's just so hard to plan something fun just to end up all by myself again.
Gooning rn (right now)
>>85603361Yeah for me it would just be sausage and and toast, maybe pop-tarts if I'm extra lazy or I don't have fresh bread.
>>85603387I'd love to put my sausage in your poop-tard and feel extra
>>85602595Thats literally me but I only have one pic of when I was still buff
>>85603098Not humblebragging maybe it would be if I was a bottom but as a top being skinny and thin with a big butt isn't doing me any favors when bottoms only want tall buff chads.
I just watched a video on why red dead 2 is a bad game with a shit story.Big headed gay mexicans that beat their mothers aren't going to like this...
>>85603603gameplay was basic, story was the typical outlaw finds redemption and dies in the end. Not masterpiece by any level but pretty par for modern writing.
>>85603617Okay but the addition of sadie adler and charles smith as characters felt extremely forced and unnatural for the story and because of these characters halfway through the game the story devolves into untold amounts of nigger worship and forced insertion of teary eyed noble savages. It felt less like I was playing a old west rpg and more like I was playing through an interactive simulation of meow simp's BLACKED fantasies. And quite frankly it made me question if bradley might have a secretive BBC fetish as well considering his obsession with it.
>>85603663Yeah you can tell its not an old school western by that part, and it goes out of the way to make all the characters have modern sensibilities, except Mica, of course.
>mom had a melty and yelled at me to the point of a severe headache againI don't think I should keep living here. I love my mother but I think the most realistic outcome is an early grave and a hospice retirement home for the both of us. I've tried so hard to help and it never seems like enough.
>>85603687I actually really didn't mind micah as a character or think he was that bad aside from his killing of arthur. Them setting him up as the big bad villain in the end didn't work for me at all I honestly didn't care about him. By the end I was actually hoping more that sadie would be killed off.
>>85603603>Big headed gay mexicans that beat their mothers aren't going to like this...Why are you so mean to me?
>>85603721Mica actually acts like an outlaw, how a wanted criminal would. I dislike how segerated the gameplay is from the story, how you gun down dozens of people in the missions and then go back to the town like nothing happened if you pay a little bounty.
>>85602595You can kind of see my pectus excavitum in this pic. Also I belong here because I get no sex
>>85603735You're actually one of the only posters that I like but that doesn't mean I'm not going to crack a joke if I see the opportunity>>85603738I actually had the reverse experience and kept getting large bounties from doing story missions even while wearing a mask to the point where I ended up having a 300$ bounty or more in all the counties and it pissed me off. Mostly just pissed off that masks seemed to have no effect.
>>85603779By the time you are in the mid game even a 300$ bounty is chump change. I wasn't even doing a lot of the money making activities.
>>85603779That's fine. I did used to beat my mother. In other news, I crawled to the fridge and it had nothing. This is very concerning. On the topic of rdr2, I haven't played it in like 2 years. I did enjoy the first one more actually. Felt more arcadey.
channeling story to complain about how I need to mow my lawn before monday evening but I'm sick
>>85603821For once mine doesn't need to be mowed, but we did get some rain so it might be soon.
>>85603784Yeah but then I'd try to pay the bounty off then I'd get into a fight with bounty hunters and the town would get shut down so I couldn't then when I did manage to pay it off it would give me another mission that I'd get a bounty for so it would just loop like that and I hated it. The mask worked in the first game don't know why it wouldn't work in the 2nd.>>85603793I just replayed rdr1 for the first time in years before going into rdr2 and they both have good and bad not sure which I like more. I did really like the rpg-esque elements they added in 2 like hunting fishing and character customization.
>>85603850You don't go to the train stations out of town to pay the bounties? I don;t recall bounty hunters ever tracking me down before the last chapter.
Has anyone heard of Modesto in California?
>>85603850I think rdr1 hits the story beats better, I guess. It's less impactful without the 2nd but once you play them in reverse I think the pay off is pretty great. I don't think a 3rd game has anything meaningful to offer. A capcom style remake of the first would be nice but I don't trust rockstar to do anything.
>>85603860I'd like to molesto a californian
>molesto bradley
>>85603870A 3rd game would either be another prequel and explain how the gang got started or be a sequel set say in the 1920s or 30s and go more into prohibition era gangsters. Would be a nice mix of GTA and RDR but again most likely rockstar won't make any more games but GTA at this point.
>>85603891I think it'd be completely pointless, just make a new series. Dutch was already a schizophrenic psycho from the start. I bought RE9 also. It's pretty fun.
>>85603860the town? what about it?
>>85603858Yeah sorry I meant train stations get shut down and also they spawn more bounty hunters the larger the bounty and for some reason they have insane tracking on them I've gone off road into the mountains and they still follow you even if they never see you so you're only option is to try and get enough distance till they despawn but they spawn them in front of wherever you're going.>>85603870Yeah I felt the opposite having played rdr1 first none of the characters have any build up or story to them so when you kill bill or javier I felt nothing except for dutch since he gives a little speech but they did write john 100% better in rdr1 and his death was well written.
>>85603931>kill bill or javierI know it doesn't matter but I always let the mexican dictator guy kill Bill, and capture Javier. I do this a lot in games actually. I have little headcanon events even if they don't matter in the grand scheme of things
guys check out this cat :3>>85603860I passed by on the road to Fresno
