Vienetta editionPrevious>>85579249
>>85587230always thought vienettas were shit, even as a kid
Incel reprobates will post ITT
fucked an emo baddie last night
solid edish, nice work
>>85587246>vienettait's right there mongboy
Post some massive white willards, fancying a wank
This evening shall be lusheth oh aye x
>>85587301White people talking dirty is hilarious to me
>>85587301whys the emoji a black man shruggingalso stop texting like a 50 year old
>>85587301Same, but I've just ordered a chicken korma and meast feast pizza.
>>85587301Cringe but would be lying if I said I wouldn't like my nob slobbered on a bit now and then
>>85587315CHICKEN KORMA ON YOUR PIZZA?
>>85587315Is that two separate things, or is the pizza meat feast but also with extra chicken korma on it?
Sex havers please leave, thanx
>>85587314Women, like the poofter, adopt the nuances of the jovial/performing negro trope.
>>85587301Can you teach me lad
white people be like "look at that tight little ass"
>>85587309Do you force yourself to find humour in it because you know a girl will never talk dirty to you irl?
>>85587323>>85587331Separate, but will be dipping the pizza in the sauce.Craziest thing I've seen on a takeaway menu?, fish and chip pizza mushy peas topping extra. Mental, and no I did not try it.
>>85587345Just B.E. yourself, lad
Want to see how far your willy can fit down my fanny? x
>>85587360No women post here lad
I don't think it's a white person thing, I think it's more a British accent type thing. Americans sound sexy when doing dirty talk, British people sound odd, but maybe that's just because almost all porn is made in America so we're used to it.
>>85587380I primarily watch British milf porn though
Why are we posting fake whatsapp again?
>>85587301>willing to delete her texts (for whatever reason)>won't edit her text to remove the dangling space after 'sloppy'3/10 would not bang.
>waiting for the new thread to post your humblebrag sexhaver bait to maximise (yous)so fucking mongy, probably faked screenshot anyway
>>85587380>corrr fakin ell u loik that luv? ye right up your bumhole, gonna proper spaff right up there phoarrits a real mystery
When will i get gf
>>85587404there's no such thing as gfs. only romance novels and paid actors/NPCs.
bit suspicious that mate
>>85587389Based, lad.>Rebecca More>Alexxa Vice>Emma Butt>Georgie Lyall>Jasmine Jae>Leigh Darby>Savannah Gold>Sophie Dee>Lexi Lowe>Tanya Tate>Ella Hughes>Paige Turnah>Jennifer Keelings
Having a chinky for tea tonight if that's alright with you x
>>85587403>YES LASS TAKE THAT FOOKIN NOB IN YE! COOORRR YOR ROIGHT FAHKIN SLAG AINTCHA DARLIN?! GIT YER BUM'OLE BLOODEH STOOFED EH?!
>>85587437Looks absolutely rancid, lad, why would you put this in your body?
>>85587442Looks like a bog standard chinese takeaway to me lad. Greasy, appetizing at first but always ending in regret
>>85587437Looks absolutely lush, lad, I want this in my body
>>85587442It's sliding down my abnormally long neck as I speak, and it is lush.
Man is the animal, lads x
arse like rude bubblegum
>>85587437you seem to have the same meal often(not judging)
>>85587485Love stronghold 2. Might have get back into that
What's the most you've raged at a game lads?Lost a set in Street Fighter V and put a hole in my desk. Not proud of it honestly
>OH YESSS *breathes in through teeth* SHAG ME DADDY! DO MY LITTLE PUSSY IN, YES THAT'S RIGHT FUCK-ING DEEE-STROY MY NORTEE LITTLE CUNT!
>>85587497Halo 3 ranked i guess
Grub's up.Cheap and tasty, very nice. And a takeaway I went to decades ago, and everything still tastes the same.
>>85587498gone soft now
>>85587522So the same takeaway does pizza AND curry?
>>85587530That's how you KNOW they're good quality. I mean, if they weren't able to nail both then they wouldn't sell them, would they?
We need an answer to the brown man emoji question
>>85587530They all do round here, kebabs, curries, pizzas.>>85587539Not always true.
>>85587545Amazing how I instantly know the skin colour of the people in those slopshops by their delightful menus.
>>85587522Are you employed? No judging, just an honest question, because I have this theory about people being NEETs or having gainful employment and their diets.
>>85587543There's no mystery, he was messaging a man to meet up for gay oral sex. Very zesty.
Wonder if mummy beast has some coin for wizza delivery
>>85587555I once saw Mr's B's cafe, and had a look. Left the site when I saw full asian breakfast as I knew I wouldn't have gotten what I desired.>>85587565No I'm a dosser. What did you think based on the image?
>>85587497was enjoying that cosy little Outer Wilds game, off on a planet, solving its puzzles, corrr we about to go through some time loop.but i parked the ship in a weird way where it clipped into the level geometry and i couldn't re-enter it ;_;fannied about for ages but that was my save and there was nothing i could do. maybe there's console commands or something but it saddened me and i just uninstalled the game.one day i will go back.
Love these 2 I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVWJkc5gXEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNMnRZwYJF8
>>85587650Did you see that video of lolcow Pirate Software obviously cheating playing Outer Wilds on stream lol?
>>85587497MW2 it was the first real interaction with others. That game cost me 2 remotes.I've spazzed out on dayz at a mate and had to leave for a bit (currently been a week).
>>85587650Always heard good things about this game but im a mong when it comes to puzzles
only games i play are osrs and beta minecraft
>>85587497Destiny 1. It was during the prison of elders killing the last boss (forgot his name) and we was on it for about 3 hours and couldn't kill it, during the event fire burn was on so fire weapons did more damage and we had all the best gear but it wasn't enough and I just threw my controller across the room and shouted at the top of my lungs at the game and turned the Xbox off at the plug and sulked all night kek
Corrr can't wait to tuck into my ben and jerrys and watch big brother tonight
Got a bar of Milka. Like it better than Cadburys I do x
>>85587798Me? Garn bed now. Early shift tomorrow innit
>>85587799Cadburys is a bit shit these days. Prefer galaxy now
as for me its m&s dark mint chocolate
>>85587812I feel like I'm the only person who thinks Cadburys tastes the exact same it did before Kraft bought them out?
I'll never forgive the Americans (Kraft food corporation) for ruining Cadbury's chocolate
I need a lad to tell me if RuneScape Dragonwilds is any good
Mongcels ITT ready to get sparked out on sight
>>85587865It's just OK. That's about it. Watch a review on youtube or something lad...
Need a good film that's short, like 1hr 30mins or so. Any recs x
>>85587901Palm springs
>>85587497punched a hole in my wall back in 2011 because dad didnt take me to gamestop for a download event
>>85587901Perfect Blue x
can't answer Wildlands lad's question.but it was a funny one during that Nintendo Direct. just something so incredibly generic about it.
>>85587901Shaun of the Dead clocks in at a lean 1h 37m.
>>85587497Dark Souls 2 PvP in 2015, I went through a brief phase where I would disconnect the ethernet cable if someone was using a weapon/magic I thought was cheap. I got banned at least 3 times. Idk why I was so salty over that game, even when I won I was angry.
>>85587964I had an ultra sweaty build with the broken Santier's Spear. Delete their health in like one combo. DS2 PvP was fun but soul memory kind of ruined it after a while.
>>85587964Used to love invading the forrest in dark souls 1
>>85587042>>85586955PC version won't be out until 2028posted in the old thread woopss
Dark Souls 2? Absolutely lush. Hated that area before the giant pile of poo you fight. Too dark!
>>85588024I used caestus a lot, but I pulled out the estoc if that wasn't working because I was a salty bitch>>85588034I've only done a tiny bit of DS1 pvp and I remember it being unbelievable cancer. I much preferred dealing with the gank squads of DS3 and elden ring than the dark magic and lagstabs of DS1.
>>85588137its such an easy game though
>>85588137I also don't like dark souls 2 but I still got all the achievements recently because I have the completionist disease
>>85588155>I alsoignore the also
>>85588151Easy? You're mad! I guess it depends. I've only beaten Dark Souls Remastered, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring... but that's mostly because I didn't really stick with Dark Souls 2 or 3 for long.
got all the achievements on all the souls games, except for elden ring. i really disliked elden ring. never even finished it
Too old for soulslike games nowadays, not got the skills
>>85588162I've beaten elden ring several times and got all the achievements but I don't remember anything about it because it's so fucking big>>85588171Just use sorcery for easy mode, that's true of all fromsoft games
>>85588184How could you not remember Ranni or my wife, Rya? Hehe... what boss did you struggle with most in Elden Ring? For me it's between Malekith or The Falling Star Beast.
*prepares his best borat voice*MY WIIIIIFE
>>85588228I remember the characters, I just mean how the questlines go or where items are or how to get to certain places. I know essentially everything about DS1 though because it's small enough to fit in my peanut brain. I thought the Godskin Duo were an absolute nightmare and I hated fighting the 10,000 ulcerated tree spirits with totally unreadable movements.
Been thinking about roping x
Been thinking about shooting ropes x
>>85588304>Been thinking about roping xDon't do it anon, unless you're thinking of skipping rope.
Avin a bit of homemade meheecarno tonight.I am aren't I.
>>85588383Looks fresh
Just finished watching Perfect Blue. Mindfuck or what? Didn't get why it was so praised throughout until the final act. I think it definitely warrants a rewatch? Not sure I completely understood the ending. Thanks for the rec lads x
>>85587901The Guard. One of my favourite films, a perfectly dark comedy drama, beautifully shot, and a tight 96 mins
>>85587230Porn and video games are so much better than real life, no wonder the government wants to ban/restrict both.
>>85588383looks decent that my leed
Got me batty absolutely ripped to ribbons at 21:00 today. Got that anusol, vitamin C and collagen on tap; no way my batty getting fucking bopped x. It lush with that ice cube filled cushion OH AYE x.
Wee cock shaped grub fella on my wall earlier
>>85588383What's in it lad?
It curious isn't it? No matter where I go in the UK there always a legion of batty men on Grindr ready to churn my fuckin' arse up. Over half of them are obviously married. From Isle of Wight to Unst there always at least two.
>>85588528It Mexican so some mixture of minced meat, beans, rice, onion, capsicum, garlic.
>>85588511Oh no oh no oh no oh no that's a carpet beetle larvae that's really bad anon. They eat anything that is made out of material (carpets, clothes ect) and they shed the little hairs on their body and if you touch them it irritates your skin. I had a carpet beetle infestation in my room earlier this year and the larvae stays like this for a few years before it develops into a bug. If they are like this at this point then your room is unfortunately infested or will be eventually. You need to do a deep clean of your bedroom and eliminate any eggs that they have laid in the carpets or your mattress otherwise your bedroom will be swarming with little bugs.
Anyone here into watches? Thinking of getting a Casio digital watch.
>>85588587oh shit de lid. good think I'm moving out in a week then!
Incels ITT will die alone and no one will remember them
Shemale killing fields
Any lads here have a porn addiction?
Make room when I'm coming through
>>85588609Wash your bedding and sheets and anything that is made out of material your curtains and clothes as well. You don't want to transfer the eggs from your old house to the new one. Also use a vacuum on your mattress for good measure too, you really don't want these little fuckers in your house they cause a lot of damage.
Would you knock out a troonies lights?
>>85588637Why would I lad?
Grown men so happy for wow forever blizzjew coontent slop
>>85588642Brutalize a troonie today
>>85588611How am I an incel if I indulge in the Bumsesh?
>>85588635thanks for the advice. I'll make sure to do that. Not bringing this mattress with me luckily
>>85588611Sipping on a pale pajeet ale so get in
>>85588652You wouldn't do shit little lad pipe down
>>85588649I played on private servers for years.I played on Ascension WoW before it was even called that.Shall NOT be giving Blizzjeet a penny of my money.
>>85588604Nah not really, but I have a funky casio fishing watch. It's quite bulky, but cool. No it doesn't really predict when the best time for fishing is.What are you thinking of getting?
Isn't Adam green a nazi? Why is he being platformed on debate channels
>>85588664Might slip cyanide capsule in a troonies drink.
I remember playing wow for about a week and I never understood it. Just go around doing quests and killing pigs and that was it I got bored of it really fast. The thought of joining a guild to do raids and having to communicate with others puts me off as well.
>>85588683I hate WoW but you barely scraped beyond the surface of the game to be fair.
>>85588671One of those classic looking G-Shocks I reckon. Like a typical looking Casio, if you know what I mean.
>>85588683There are 40 year old "men" with wifeoid and kids still playing that trash. Cringe as fook
>>85588683Thanks for letting us know mate
>>85588697>if you know what I mean.I do, they're quite cool.
Might put a virus on a troonie website
Those classic Casios are cool. Terrorist watches, we used to call them x
>>85588692I played it during cataclysm. I picked this blue troll on the hoard server. I remember walking up this big yellow hill and thinking this game sucks ass why do 10 million people play this?
>>85588704You're welcome love x
Imagine a lad terrorising trannies rocking a Casio f91
Look lads, he's trying to start a gimmick. Look at him!
thats work done with for this week
Always hated the alliance, only like the dwarves.
>>85588611i voted for trump. history will remember how i helped destroy the modern world
>>85588718Not sure if you're old or not, but these were fun back in the day. Expensive now.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/800644474138
Ed Sheeran has had it coming to him for years the little boss eyed mong goofy ginger cunt
Jackie Chan broke into my bedroom and gaped my arse. After he came in my arse he waved his hands and exclaimed comically 'I don't want no trouble' before backflipping out the window.
>>85588786Mental he has fans and goycattle go to his shows
>>85588795He's owned by a Jewish manager who appeared in the Epstine files 109 times. He did as he was told the spineless coward
Yeah I thinking we should free Palestine x
Ed Sheeran gaping Palestinians.
Swapped painkillers from cocodamol to tramadol. Had 1 a bit ago (due to pain) and feel quite chilled. Yay science.
Imagine listening to Macklemore
>>85588849Imagine listening to anything. I have never enjoyed music and I don't understand it.
Stinky incels monged out ITT
>>85588857I think this is a classic case of autism lad x
>>85588866I also don't have a voice in my head. Music just annoys me as do most noises. Sometimes I isolate the dialogue tracks in movies so I don't have to listen to the music.
I can't imagine not liking music. Not listening to a piece of music and feeling it. Not being moved to tears, etcetera. We all different in life though I suppose x
If you want a CLASSIC casio watch you can't go wrong with the F91W. Only 15 quid, so once the strap inevitably breaks in a year you can just replace it. Has a stop watch and lights up, all you really need desu
Casios are very autistic but I still love them.
Why want a girl doesn't want me back?
>>85588898Aye that's a cool bog standard one. Classic af pal.
Hate my existence x
>>85588942Anything you could change? Even a minuscule change could make a difference.
>>85588898You'd get battered wearing that around my ends, probably by me and my boys
Getting chinged
>>85588770What do you think of this alliance
>>85588948Yeah but I have 0 motivation and it's still over
Would you ever wank in front of a pet?
Can't imagine not liking music. I've just got back from watching a Queen musical at the theatre. It was ace, live music is the best. >Queen - Bohemian RhapsodySold over 9,000,000.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
>>85588982It's not fun being sad and angry all the time, and that's a future you could face.
Have a love/hate relationship with music, playing it specifically. Sold all my guitars again a little while back. I just have zero talent. But I still love listening to music obviously
>>85589018>I just have zero talentplay the drums
>>85589064I do play drums too, again I'm just shit at it. Don't own a kit.
>>85589071NTA but you could get an electronic kit. My uncle had one to practice on inside, and a proper kit out in the garage.
Drank 2L of cider today. Sad!
>>85589100>Drank 2L of ciderwhat brand?
Drank 3L of cider today. Sad!
>>85589114Black Ace
Any stinky farts man in?
>>85589118>Black Aceexcellent taste
>>85588977Corrrrrrr! Just rubbed one out to this mummy Night Elf!
Just ate my cookie dough ben and Jerrys. Kinda wish I'd went phish food if I'm being honest
>>85589298You know for next time, try and think of the positive.
i have a strange patriotic pride towards tesco
>>85589377Aldi > Tesco > Asda > Sainsburys > Morrisons > M and S
>>85589390what about lidl?
>>85589422Forgot about lidl, slightly below aldi
Statistically at least one of you is a troon
>>85589431alright the, nothing personal but...*deports you to germany*
>>85589443Tilde anon
>>85589377Started by a Polish Jew, fun fact, the 'co' in Tesco means Cohen, not company.
Bet it won't even make the six o'clock news when Sammo Hung dies. Bastids.
>>85589464what does the tes mean then?
>>85589476>Sammo Hungfukin who?
Should have got some crisps to snack on for the night shift. Gonna have to raw dog it
>>85589494Night shift without crisp ;_;
What what Blad's up to
ok im going to bed. stay strong night guard we're counting on you
>>85589476Unless he hangs himself or is hung. The tabloids would love that.
>>85589557Goodnight lad. Just found some skittles to fortify me for the night watch
>>85589557Nighty night, but I won't be up for much longer.>>85589563What's yer plans for the night?
>>85589574Was going to just watch dragon Ball desu
you lads ever wonder if undercover jannies post in britfeel?
Any of you lads apply to be a jannie?
More likely to be a real life janitor
>>85589481The initials of his tea supplier, Thomas Edward Stockwell.
>>85589579I just finished watching something, now it's bedtime.Hope you have fun watching DB.
I stayed up to watch a bell ringing vid. Now it's bedtime. Bump and goodnight.
>>85589531Nothing much just on the old wablet in bed. Been watching dragon ball Z clips on YouTube. Might watch the full series dragon ball, dragon ball Z and GT I have them all on dvd.
Busyarse day today innitShall be catching up on some sorely-needed slepberg now meX
Last post from the night guard of the north west good night lads.
>>85590474>Last post from the night guard of the north west good night lads.Yep
Me and big man Shippy french kissing
just opened a pack of these. godspeed
>>85591285strange time to eat something like that desu how fat are you?
>minimal gape commentary>minimal seething>minimal woe-is-me>minimal gimmickry>minimal tripcoderyBritfeel is healing
>>85591460But all these things are funny, you cabbage
New Mary wallopers
Kinell it's only when you walk back into the room you've slept in you realise what a smelly bastard you are. Cracking a window open now,
>>85591489If you find those things funny, take a good look at your life.
Gonna be a top tier Friday lads. Breakfast from the layby burger van at 8:30am. Meeting my pal 10:30. Lunch will be a nice pie. A good nap for mid afternoon. Tea is stir fry. Podcast recording later on. Then a night walk and some sleepy times.
>>85591585Enjoy lad. I wish I could structure my day like that.
To all my Jewish brothers and sisters
>>85591568>take a good look at your life.I'm married, own a house and have one sprog. You?
Shane McGowan is me hero
MacGowan.It Friday will get on the wiss later
>>85591585Podcast recording?
Poley should do a podcast instead of the blog
HHL should do a podcast with Steve
Morning lads, it's me>>85587301I can confirm that the blowjob was in fact L U S H
>>85591987You live the good life while us saddo ejaculate into old socks.
>Annual energy bills around the worldAustria- 470Belgium - 520France - 485Germany - 550Israel - 590Norway - 460Poland - 150Spain - 495United Kingdom - 2,325
>>85592071>around the world>its just european countries plus israel
>>85592119You realize if you add the rest of the word the prices would be even lower
Bet the thread spammer will be starting his incel gimmick within 45 min.
>He's talking about himself again
I sometimes posts gimmicks here but won't today
I open your eyes to the way of the world, the darkness hidden in the shadows.For Gotham.
https://youtu.be/Z-Hd-Ife-Nk
this picture was taken on a street in edgware in north London
>>85591792Yeah, my podcast.>>85591598Cheers, me laddie. Sending you good wishes for the day.
>>85591684Divorced, gf, no kids, no debt, self employed. Life is good.
https://youtu.be/6IAskfbqfaE
>>85592319>my podcastPost link
>>85592332Dox myself? Yeah - no.
>>85592336NTA but, analytics unscripted podcast?
>>85592342Unscripted yes, analytics are bogus as it's only a few episodes into the first season. Not doing it for views/listens/ads so analytics aren't relevant to me right now.
>>85592342I misread that. No, I'm not that podcast.
>>85592336Become part of the doxxed mong club then lad, it's the only way.
>>85592351It was more a joke about smelling your own farts (looking at images helps), but sure.
Incels ITT begging for a post
Incels producing podcasts
>>85592071I have made the point before but will keep making it: the government of the United Kingdom is uniquely regressive, anti-prosperity, totalitarian and stunted. Other countries have some similar issues, but for some fucking reason we simply get the worst end of all of it and all of it simultaneously. Entire academic careers could be spent dissecting, cataloguing and explaining it all.
>>85592360You should start a podcast lad. You're HI LAR I OUS.
>bot still stuck on starmer era posts
Am garn keep on dancin' down at the GBC
Might have a tea cake.
>>85592392Alri budey budey
another lad killed by a shark in australia, wonder why these mentalists continue to go for swims in the sea. fella who saw it described it 'like a scene off jaws'
https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18
>>85592396Morning, sir. How are you and yours today?
>>85592398So you propose that nobody in Australia ever swims in the sea again? Okay, yeah, lets see how that goes. Mong.
>>85592407well i certainly wouldnt go for a swim there desu
Without trying to sound too lollerscoded, seriously lads what the fuck is in the drinking water? What are they feeding them? I dropped my kid off at school and some of these young women are like, you know... developed. In ways that they definitely didn't used to be. The fuck is going on? Am I going insane?
Me? Never saw the appeal of swimming desu dont matter if natural body of water or swimming pool
>>85592414Tell us more. We like details.
Imagine being a straight male teacher at a secondary school. The eye candy must be off the charts.
>>85592398I've always said the sea is for the fish and no one will convince me otherwise. Going nowhere near it, me.inb4 'sharks are mammals duuuurrrrr'
we need to have a sober discussion about lowering the age of consent
>>85592433Damnit, I just had a spliff.
>>85592402Not bad, just got a coffee on the go and waiting on a morrisons delivery. I've got some ULTIMATE pork sausages coming, they're very nice. Bet you can get something like that from Lidl, Bude though?
I need to venture out, then do some cleaning.CBA, but it needs doing.Microdose some cocaine after breakfast and power through? Sure why not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4A
>>85592459>Microdose some cocaineLiterally impossible
>>85592473Yet it was done by me a few months ago.Little bit on the end of a key every couple of hours. Nice and easy.
Might double finger blast some bitches tonight, wooooo. Or have a pregab and chill at home.1 of those things will definitely happen.
Trying to fuck an arse without lube is like trying to untie a balloon with your cock.
>What if [fictional character/celebrity/politician] was gay and liked sucking cocks? Also my dick is small but I still get pussy.
Trying to gape an arse without hands is like trying to untie a balloon with your cock.
*walks into a hospital full of churchgoing doctors + nurses on voluntary overtime shifts helping victims of accident, war and disease (not drugs, drink, or fights)*FROM MY POINT OF VIEW...
>>85592508Wouldn't know mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeaba6GGOQ>OK Mr Shearer, we need you to start talking in your wheezy old man voice.>...>...you can start speaking in-character whenever, Harry!
>>85592584This looks and sounds and is written like one of those fucking shitty fan flash animations made back in 2003. Do they not know how bad this is? Surely someone must've told them.
Corrrr looking forward to that Resident Evil kinomoviefilm later aren't I? I hope it doesn't pointlessly make "references" to the games though. Zomg guis membah Leon? Etc. It can be its own thing and that's fine.>>85592508Idk why anybody would even try this desu.
I can't afford to buy home heating oil atm luckily it's not that cold yet.
>>855926085th biggest economy in the world ladies and gents.
>>85592604>Zomg guis membah Leon?there's a shop sign that says 'Leon S. Kennedy's Gun's & Ammo' or something lad, KINO RUINEDit's hard not to feel like a douchenerd saying the first few games weren't fun and certainly haven't 'aged well' but i didn't like them at the time and they get free passes for stuff other games get shat on for.meanwhile this first film was a nice little romp, i remember people were going>reee it's not like the games the filmmakers have no idea what they're doing!but then the sequels were the ones going>hey everyone! it's NEMESIS! you know NEMESIS? like in THE GAMES!look, it's fine. i want me some fun fluff more than i want lore accuracy, and i'm on the fence about this whole 'elevated horror' thing
>>85592640Honestly, the film will be better off if it has nothing to do with the games at all.And yeah, games do "age", and people are coping when they say otherwise. The early RE games are cool but gameplay-wise let's be so for real.
>>85592658The gameplay was top notch at the time tbqh.
>>85592658i get that tank controls arguably couldn't be helped shoganai desu dess when the controller was this, but some behind-the-character third person games feel fine? like in Spyro you're generally running forwards so it doesn't feel like you're 'pivoting' as much.someone is going to get angry and tell me why this WOULDN'T work (please do), but for a game like Resident Evil:what if the D-pad just moved the character in 2D space, and the shoulder buttons rotated the JPEG and polygons you're running around on SLIGHTLY, that's how you aimed your gun?i never hit or missed zombies in those games and felt like 'oh yeah that was my fault'. i WILL compare this to something like Mario where you make or miss or a jump and you know immediately that one is on you.
Phwoar it's only when you watch cumpilations of individual actresses you realise how much spunk these slags are guzzling over time.
>we expect to deliver to your address between Ziggeh and Curlehthese estimates are getting a bit cryptic
>>85592604>Idk why anybody would even try this desu.I hate women
>never untied a balloon with his knobngmi
>>85592736I have not, but I have shagged some lasses up their arses, one without lube.
>>85592608What is your job lad? Are you working or on the dole?
>>85592736I tried, but I messed up and bought a segzy balloon, couldn't get soft till it deflated, and then there was no point.
>slathering all your walls in oil to keep your home warm
>>85592738Same, although her minge got me wet enough for it to sort of count as lube once it went up her arse.
>>85592740I do not work. Well I don't, don't I?
Elijah Wood did a good job in LotR, but goddamn he's been in some real turds ever since
>>85592746>I do not work. Well I don't, don't I?Do you not?
>>85592614>>85592746The lad does not work. In the USA (largest economy in the world by far) they would just let him die after cutting off welfare. The fact he is still living is testament to how generous our welfare system is compared to most of the world.I am not a heartless sociopath. I want to protect the vulnerable, but I think the way we have done things has created this weird entitlement culture where we try to protect the vulnerable at all costs. At the end of the day, some people are just like Pandas and we need to let natural selection take its course.
>>85592754Corrrr, you really overreacted there didn't you? Well you did, didn't you?
>>85592754USA has a high crime rate because of this.
Everybody should work imo
>>85592608>luckily it's not that cold yet.Zero issues then eh.
Mass unemployment is only going to increase so the government would be wise to look into UBI and how the future will look.
Even the biggest spackers can scrub station floors. Get to it to earn your keep.
>>85592754>some people are just like Pandas and we need to let natural selection take its course.genuinely what do you mean by this?if ANY animal is dying out purely in the wild, even if it's some fat shit that just sits around and gets eaten, i'm quite happy for humans to intervene a little bit.conversely we have pests and i am NOT letting wasps/mosquitos/squirrels run rampant.
>>85592782People get paid to do this. Stupid schemes like this just cause more unemployment.
>>85592754You seem to be under an odd impression of the United States as some kind of Randian hypercapitalist state, whereas in reality they have massive, easily accessible and generous welfare programs.>42 million on SNAP>68 million on medicaid>1-2 million on TANF (varies monthly)>9 million in section 8 housingPeople in the US do not starve to death, lad. Not saying you're making this point because I get you're anti-welfare, but this is always such an odd one coming from pro-welfare types. Nobody in the entre Western world has died of starvation for like a century unless they are otherwise some kind of actual fucking mental whackjob who thinks that there are demons in the food or something.>>85592769Poverty does not cause crime and most crimes are not crimes of necessity. This is some of the most readily attested and repeatable findings in academia on the matter.
I'd work but I'm not a sexist. Women deserve to be in the workplace more than men. Men had their chance and ruined everything.It's why I transitioned, get the benefits of looking like a woman, but if asked to work I just show my willy.Soz not soz.
>>85592683Do you have a favourite male actor? Which one's penis has the best aesthetics, and who pumps the biggest load?
>>85592784Pandas are dying out because they will not shag. Seriously. Millions is spent trying to get the fuckers to breed and rarely do and when they do the babies get sick and the mum eats them. They eat one food, bamboo, so cannot really live much outside captivity these days. It has got the point where conservationists and ecologists have said >well, the cost of this is insane and tbqh this really is just evolution taking its course. Evolutionary dead ends are part of the process. There are dole lads who if they were pushed by circumstances would figure shit out and get a job. Like chucking a kid in a deep pool so he learns to swim by force. Others would just die. At a certain point, we cannot stop them. There are people out there who would literally rather die than work.
>>85592794The point is that you get cut off from welfare more easily in the USA lad.
>>85592800what if you were asked to work as a willy-showing performance artist and in the interview they went>go on then. get your knob out.would you keep it in your trousers? or would you stick to your guns?
I like the idea of experimental countries. Like just a have one radian hyper capitalist nation, one Georgist land tax only nation, one Khmer Rouge style agrarian communist nation.
UBI gonna be lush I hate working (from home).
Paedo incels ITT
>>85592812I'd swap back to my OG gender.
>>85592807re: pandas that's fair enough. bit funny tbqh, nature can just be shit be sometimes (i mean not everything is going to perfectly 'balance out', is it?)>There are dole lads who if they were pushed by circumstances would figure shit out and get a job. Like chucking a kid in a deep pool so he learns to swim by force. >Others would just die. At a certain point, we cannot stop them. There are people out there who would literally rather die than work.that's fair but i think there are more people in the latter camp than we might realise. i'm sure a lot of us have depression and it doesn't really care about tough love. maybe sometimes? there ARE success stories like 'i hit rock bottom and that's when i decided to get my shit together. now everything is peachy.'but that's ignoring all those would-just-die lads who'd stay in bed and rot until bailiffs come round. they're more likely to fall into debt with expensive takeaways than mix-max grains and veggies. i think it's more than reasonable we get everyone to a comfy baseline and yeah yeah 'you run out of other people's money', but we could at least TRY in THAT direction.we're also at a weird point where even comfy lads are complaining and giving up because THEY'RE feeling the squeeze. someone above you will always benefit from you being worse off, and they'll gladly take that option when they can.
>>85587909Great little movie that good shout lad
>>85592821Where does the funding for it come from?
>>85592863not him but i'd saygovernment owned robot workers
>>85592863UBI only for white, native Brits. All imported and coloured temporary visitors will be put to mandatory work for us at a flat 80% income tax or face execution.
>>85592877my idea (>>85592876) is basically your idea but without the impotent chud rage
>>85592877If PM Farage delivers anything less than this I will be disappointed.
>>85592870Who's paying tax if everyone is sat on their arses not working? >>85592876Robots work for free (basically), it is why they are loved so much.>>85592877Made me chuckle/10
>>85592863we put anti-NEETs in giant hamster wheels that generate energy.every day their manager sits them down and says>what's the matter? you DO want to work, don't you? you're not a workshy layabout? sign here.if they ever refuse, they're immediately discharged and billed for all the potential energy they're failing to create, unless they put in the overtime to make up for it.
Vote for me Narjewel Faridge, remember covid? I was a proud POT POUNDER just like YOU
>>85592907Wagies will also get UBI, paid to work and getting gubbermint handouts meant for the lazy dossers. There'll be civil war within months of UBI being rolled out.
>>85592899the robots would be rented out. mcdonalds in in the burger industry nor the burger flipping robot manufacture industry so it will need out bots
>>85592907t. Retard who does not understand entropy
>>85592914>POT POUNDERwhut?
Just had a cheeky Thai massage with the missus. Nice meal at a restaurant now.
Weird how Covid was 6 years ago now. Felt like just yesterday the 2020s decade had begun. 2027 soon.
>>85592899>Robots work for free (basically), it is why they are loved so much.not rite at all how this gets twisted into a bad thing. happened with printing presses, threshing machines, computers, all sorts. the artist/creative crowd felt all immune and now look what's going on.we always get there eventually, i wish we could just hurry things along. what the hell is wrong with us where objectively good technology has to be a setback for a decade or two? build some automatons that go about cleaning our streets and shifting heavy objects around and everyone will go>oh shid oh fug.
>>85592930the energy comes from their human bodies lad, which comes from food grown using the energy generated. we'll put the taller lads with better skeletons into forced breeding camps, so while it's not an ENTIRELY renewable resource we are constantly replacing them.they DO want sex, don't they? if anything the privilege should cost them, a few extra hours on the wheel for every shag.
the neet shall inherit the earth
>>85592752Probably set for life after working on lord of the rings. Same with Rupert Grint he made around 20 million being in Harry Potter and been in nothing note worthy since.
Corrrrrrr! It was another lush delivery today! A little bit of Japan, a little bit of Hitchcock, and a whole lot of KUNG-FU! OH AYE!
>>85592965> the energy comes from their human bodies lad, which comes from food grown using the energy generatedt.retard who does not understand entropy. The second law of thermodynamics
>>85592926No.>>85592932Picrel my lad.
>>85592981i ACCEPT it's not 1:1 lad, the universe itself will burn out some day. equally these hamster-men will rot and die.now shut up and get on the wheel.
Fanta orange
>>85593003Good post lad keep it up
Honestly I don't think UBI will be here for a very long time. Even if it does come it will probably be less than minimum wage in 2040s or 50s. Even then they will probably make us do some sort of community work or something, probably cleaning the streets and running on treadmills to generate electricity for their data centres.
Tango dark berry
>>85593013what if productivity was never the oint of jobs in the first place? what if its all just to keep us busy so we dont cause trouble, devil makes work for idle hands arfter all
fanta orange in a brown
I would happily do some light exercise on a treadmill for a couple of hours a day if it meant getting UBI. You can always watch films/read/play video games while you earn those credits.
>>85593000t. Retard who fundamentally misunderstands the second law of thermodynamics and the heat death of the universe
>>85593028a brown what?
>chomping on an icepop when it's 19.5 in the room (it's colder, the thermostat is full of bullshit)Told ya I'm hard af me.
>>85593034> I would happily do some light exercise on a treadmill for a couple of hours a day if it meant getting UBI. You can always watch films/read/play vidya games while you earn those creditz
>>85593052I thought this as well
The year is 2057. Humans have been eradicated and the robots and apus live together in peace. The apus have been relegated to working in factories to earn their keep they get paid in Fanta orange and haribo tangfastics, in return they have to run around a factory using these wheel like devices to generate electricity for the robots. They work together in harmony for the greater good of the world.
>>85593058>>85593052im out of the loop fill me in please
>>85593013le free market will set some aspect higher knowing everyone's getting this basic level of income.i first moved out in the mid 2010s and the majority of my bennies were going on rent. it's not like they didn't know this, i had to provide all this proof of benefits stuff (even back when they could say 'no DSS').yet the letting agency's and government's advice was>be sure to set aside one third of your income for rent :)i was in a boxroom sharing a flat with a mate in a rough area. what the hell 1950s ahh nerd thought this was how the world works?!
>>85593064Black mirror episode where people have to go on exercise bikes to earn credits to live
>>85593064Black Mirror invented ideas.
>>85593061the watrix
>>85593066Wish I could pay 520 pound a month in rent for a flat, you couldn't live boxroom bedsit for that in this economy.
>>85593061> in return they have to run around a factory using these wheel like devices to generate electricity for the robots.t. Someone who does not understand entropy.
i miss her so much lads ;_;
>>85592863Honest White people working jobs to support all the BAMEs and parasites.
Incels ITT getting ethnically replaced by darkies
>>85593111Not much of any of the armed forces left at this point. Pathetic really. Totally unfit for purpose. Bloated, outdated, wasteful, incompetent, useless and a fraction of force it used to be able to project.
>>85593120And yet we are closer than ever to a major war with a genuine power
sex in sean's batty
>>85593120we cant recruit, almost like no one thinks the country is fighting for any more
>>85593138Lots of people want to join the armed forces but fucking Capita are shite. They fuck you about for almost a year and by that time you have to move on with life. Secondly, if you have literally anything, even shit form when you were 13, even slightly related to mental elf they will automatically bar you. So if you had anxiety at 13 on your NHS record you are stuffed. Lots of fat and unfit lads as well.
can we have this for the next op image?
>>85593146>Lots of people want to join the armed forceshow do you know that?
>>85593138sad times. can't blame people tbqh, it'll take some serious convincing when >>85593128 happens.no sprogs of my own but naturally with age, on some level you start to think, 'i'd like the country to be in a good state for the NEXT generation.'however exaggerated/romantic it might be, would 15-year-old boys today lie about their age to go fight for Britain? i was an unfit nerd who just wanted to play computer games, and now that's very much the norm.
>>85593128We're not really, since only America has the ability to engage in protracted large-scale conflicts around the world, and even then their ability to do so is waning considerably, but that's not the point. The point is that the armed forces lack operational readiness and ability to project power in case of conflict erupting. We have no munition stockpiles, pitiful numbers of artillery and tanks, genuinely pathetic numbers of soldiers and literally zero drone capabilities (the most important capacity in modern warfare now, without question). We also have no logistics to meet demand, no funds to expand anything and no will to push for an all-of-country approach to warfare. We're essentially neutered as a nation.>>85593138Recruitment is in the ground, lad. Nobody wants to sign up to fight and why would they? The country is going to the dogs and the people running the country hate exactly the sort of people who would, in the past, be the ones signing up. We have so few sailors we have had to decommission some of our already pathetically small fleet. We have the RAF specifically barring white males from applying to be fighter pilots because they are "useless" (literally their words). We have about 75000 troops, but 18000 of them are 'medically unfit to serve' and standards are in the toilet.The armed forces are a joke. It does pain me to say because they used to be something we could take pride in but now they're abysmal. During the cold war we could field approximately six fully equipped divisions. Today, we can muster about one and it's woefully under-equipped.
Imagine Ebin in a fighter plane
Gawping at a few shitty gaped arses
>>85593166i dont think much would change if the russians took over. different propaganda on tv and all the old british elites are now in prison or dead but i'd still have my tiny flat and deadend job. like when the normans took over and life stayed the same for the pessants
Imagine the Pope sending an F-35 to launch guided missiles towards that black cube in Mecca, cooooor.
Imagine the reaction of the Muslim world if Israel blew up the Kaaba in Mecca. Would Saudi finally grow a pair, settle the beef with the Shia and attack Israel?
>>85593196> when the normans took over and life stayed the same for the pessantsNot really lad. William fucking brutalised the north of England. Like proper genocidal stuff. Literally, the poverty of the north can be traced back to the harrying of the North by William. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrying_of_the_North
>>85593196The Domesday book suggests that the Normans literally killed as much as 75% of the population of Northern England after the conquest
>>85593227>>85593222ok but i dont really care
>>85593227>>85593222You've got it all wrong lads. That Anon clearly said that life stayed the same for the pessants and I believe him.
Corrr, AI is useful, innit?Can you provide me with a numbered listen order for *? I want you to format it as follows:>each individual album should have its own numbered bullet point with a standard sub bullet point explaining your reasoning>after the numbered list, include a paragraph that explains your methodology and lists your sources>exclude images, videos, and tables
>>85593238corrr how jaded.*swoons*
Blown out gaped twink arse
Blown out pessants
>>85593243seems like the sort of thing there'd be tons of filler articles for already tbhonest, like>The Smiths - all albums, ranked!but yeah the AIs do a good job of consolidating all the fluff. i don't want some blogger's mad curveballs. sometimes i just want>The Simpsons hits its stride at season 3 and remains good until about season 9.
>>85593251im not bumming you, apparently its like a balloon or something but im also not gay
Gaped twink arse presenting itself
She was a total bitch, but she was probably a good fuck
>>85593300Never understood why Tony shacked up with her. She's pretty fucking ugly and she was a hypocritical cunt. Happy to reap the benefits of Tony's blood money whilst also complaining constantly. Same with Skylar in Breaking Bad. Moral of the story? Women are CUNTS.
>>85593311She's not too bad looking, especially for her age, and I think it's implied she was gorgeous when she was younger. But yeah, total cunt bitch.
>>85593269Personally when discover a new band I like to listen chronologically. Is this not the normal? That way you get to see the good and the bad and see the band change with the times.
>>85593315Even Meadow purposely does shit just to piss off her dad even though she has everything handed to her on a plate. Tony should have gabba'd her gool and put her in her place.
>gabba'd her gool
>>85593323Yeah but also what could you really do? Your dad is in the mob and brings home blood money to pay for your lifestyle. You're a teenager and you are mature enough to realise that this is a bad thing, but so what? Not like you can support yourself on your own at this point. If he's bringing in the money why not try and get a good start in life and then detach from the grim reality of where your head start over others came from? I don't blame Meadow for being bitchy every now and then, she had no choice in her life. But Carmela has a choice and still chose to be an ungrateful cunt.
>>85593338Thoughts on the gay arc in The Sopranos?
gabba that gape frfr
>>85593342I see it as another iteration of Tony being the only competent and reasonable person in not just his family but NY as well. He might not like Vito's preferences but he's content to simply ignore it and focus on the business if he was able to keep it private. Everyone else was getting all emotional over it and Tony just wishes they'd all shut the fuck up and keep their heads down and make money. Tony really is a tragic character.All the allusions to Phil being gay are funny but I don't think they're serious imo.
Dont care what anyone says. Hannah Murray from Skins is a good lass. Been through a lot
Could never get into the sopranos, I could never hear what they were saying and all their speech is littered with references to niche 1970s new york stuff and people. They mumbled and had thick accents, not good listening experience.>Ay capbalone, sil ahn? Toda debagalo with Tony masterania eh?Just sounds like that the entire time. Like you think you can pick out some words but then you squint your ears and you still can't get what they're on about.
>>85593321i'll usually sit down and listen to an album in order unless i just fancy hearing >one-hit wonder pop songor /britfeel/ links a choon.but if it's a band i'm 100% ignorant of, sometimes everyone agrees their third album is the best + when they found their sound. so i've no qualms about just listening to that to get the idea, rather than hearing them develop over time.same goes for filmmakers really. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is why i watched the previous two. no regrets.
Normies love Sopranos so it must be shit
They have reuploaded a censored version of The Mitchell and Webb look to BBC iPlayer. Cunts.
gawping at gareth gapes
Goblin nonce 2.0
Normies like breathing so it must be shit
>>85593390Its good. Don't be a mong
>>85593372https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/may/23/hannah-murray-interview-wellness-cult-sectionedshe seems friendly enough, can't blame her for falling into drugs + the New Age stuff.but bloody hell she is unrecognisable. and i hate whenever these pieces go into>as an actress, did you feel pressured to look good?mode. it matters for the job.
Normies seething at that comment
Final Fantasy 7? more like Final Fantasy 7/10.
Really into clown girls lately
Sniffing a freshly gaped twink arse
Lived outside the UK since 2021. Visited a couple of times back for Christmas. Might not be back for a while tbqh. Wonder how different it will be when I go back.
what are some awkward opinions do you genuinely hold, lads?for me it's The Terminator > Terminator 2. just does more things i like in a nice tidy little story.
>>85593464Don't tell anyone but I've never seen Terminator 1
>>85593455Every year it gets browner and shitter lad. Best stay away unless you've got any famalam living here.
As for me? It's Dick van Dyke.
Getting a bath lads. Wish me luck
>>85593486No profanity in the thread please
>>85593451You might have just unlocked a fetish for me
>>85593486No dyke wants dick.
Jade Goody
Love waking up and being dead tired 3 hours later. OK FINE a I'll just sleep all day like a vampire then.
>>85593504fish eyed mong
>>85593509For me its if i sleep more then 8 hours i feel groggy. But i always sleep more than 8 hours so i always feel groggy. So i just go back to sleep which makes me more groggy, with makes me sleepier
>>85593509For me it's gooning on TikTok and paying with my nipples for hours before I actually go to sleep.
>>85593517What's there to wank over on TikTok?
CORRRRRRRR! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE MELONS!
Incels ITT monging out about fuck all
>>85593533What does it MEAN to MONG out though?
PREGAB TIME.Oh yeah.
Favourite Wes Anderson film lads?
>>85593536NTA but, it means to relax and do nothing.I am 100% relaxed and doing nothing.
>>85593540The Darjeeling Limited I reckon what about you?
>>85593549Probably the royal tenenbaums
Incels monged to fuck ITT
>>85593559Not properly, just chilled now. Give it a few hours for the spastic phase of pregab to kick in, and I'll try some tactical drooling over my keyboard and see if I can get back to ya.
>>85593532Phwoarrrr decent booba but she doesn't look ilke a kitchen princess with that paltry setup she's got there. Probably eats out with Tinder dates who pay for her every night.
Today is my last day as a 32 year old, hopefully my 33rd year will be my last.
drizzled some hot honey sauce onto my 'za. even this generic, church-wafer-tasting meat 'feast' has been ELEVATED to something truly special x
>>85593575No picked jalapeno's?
>>85593573Just turned 33 myself. Nothing changes de lad.
Why do you always post horrible looking overcooked food? Can you actually not cook?
>>85593573>hopefully my 33rd year will be my last.I hate to say it but it goes on. I'm 46, and believe it or not but I actually know of people that are older than me.Sorry just trying to make you smile at my stupid joke
>>85593575I saved some from my tea last night (no korma sauce for dippage purposes tho)
>>85593575Being a creature of habit, I have never tried Irn Brew Zero. Would you please tell me if it is better or worse than the sugar free one? Nice pizda. Fish and chips on a Friday for me.
>>85593601I'm old enough to have fingered yer mum pal.
>>85593596Reckon you're the oldest fart in the fred? I'm not that far behind you at 37 but I do retain an imaginary semblance of 'youth' being in my 30s. I'll probably think the same in my late 40s tbqh.
never seen a Wes Anderson film. if i'm just after THE Wes Anderson film to get an idea, which one do i watch?
>>85593604Vile disgusting beast. Hope you get shanked.
Incels monged out with their favourite avatars ITT
>>85593611I hope you live to be 100+.
>>85593593It's part and parcel of EUPD.
Vile disgusting beast
>>85593608Grand Budapest Hotel probably.
>>85593606Nope, there's an anon here that's 47.
Me batty getting busted open at 6. Corr can't keep off that Bumsesh Grind can I?
>>85593604>Would you please tell me if it is better or worse than the sugar free one? better. i got the normal Diet one once, i suppose this is all like the cool 'Pepsi Max over Diet Pepsi' variant. has an extra sweet flavour to it i'm fond of.mind you, i miss these silly gimmick ones. think it may have been you that told me about these. now they have been TAKEN from us ;_;
>>85593632fair enough lad seems to be what i've heard. i remember the trailer though and it was 'the new Wes Anderson film' but is it the MOST Wes Anderson film? 2014, just seems like that's far into his career. but aye will give it a spin xcome to think of it, what's the most Tim-Burton-y Tim Burton film? not necessarily the best.
Gay's Creamery
>>85593583Only changes are going to be for the worst.
>>85593640Thanks for the review, I'll give it a try. I know when you mean the diet one of Pepsi isn't as sweet as the Max version, and the diet one has a bitter aftertaste. You can still get the odd can of those limited editions in those Arab shops.
Had to hide that thread on outer /r9k/ where somebody uploaded an image of a midget having a wank
>>85593653I'm my mind you can't go wrong with any of his films before and including grand Budapest . Recent wes Anderson feels a bit like a parody of himself
about to head to tesco anyone want anything
>>85593707Ribena, cheese and onion mccoys and a twirl
>>85593692I've genuinely never browsed outer r9k. No idea what goes on there day to day.
>>85593692Just checked. There's a thread with a miget having sex as well
>>85593720Mainly incel ramblings, porn threads and woe is me my life sucks. Occasionally you get NEET threads which is why I came here in the first place.
>>85593720There's an adult diaper fetish general as well
>>85593726Yeah seen that as well had to hide that n all. Don't want to see it! Sorry!
dont think i can keep getting rejected from full-time jobs, fucking exhausting shite. ill just keep working warehouse until i finally decide to rope
Incels monging out together ITT
>>85593740Oh that got filtered a long time ago. Might be the worst general on the website.
>>85593692That is fucking lush though???>>85593401
>diaperFound the amerimong
>>85593756No. I can assure you, that is NOT lush.
About to get mega monged with some mongonade.
First beer finished, might get a few of the gimmicks out for a bit if that's alright with you?
>>85593726wonder if nonces use midget porn to get off ethically
>>85593775Cans, did you find a magic tilty one?
>>85593777777x more likely to wank off to a midget than a non-midget nonces are
NEW BREAD BAKED MY LADS>>85593781
>>85593783Bottles not cans lad, and they're not magic, only the liquid contained within them :)
>>85593798Yeah bottles aren't magic. Anybody trying to do magic with a bottle is clearly scamming you.
>>85593816Won't be replying in the paedophile incel thread, lad. Nice to see you did though.
>>85593831On a scale of 1-10 how mad are you right now?
>>85593854Zero, but one if you must. You?
>>8559390510, i bet you feel good about that dont you faggot
Gaped arse oozing with creamy spunk
