:3 editionunraveled >>85581892
Dear mods, please remove this homosexual "general" spam thread or move it to the >>>/lgbt/ where it belongsThank you
>>85605182dear mods, please rape and dismember this mans entire family in front of him
Just beat RE9. I thought it was pretty good. I thought the game was kinda unusually easy, at least the first available difficulties though. I didn't even use all my ammo on the final boss.The only one that gave me trouble was Hunk, but that fight was kinda unfair. Nonetheless I appreciate him being in the game and hope he gets a DLC mode where he survives (again). Shouldn't be reserved for a DLC though, plus the game felt like an hour shorter than the other REs. Storywise, it was fine I guess? I get RE has gotten to Star Wars levels of conveluted bullshit intertwining so the twist wasn't bad all things considered. I think some more main characters could've shown up, I think only 3 protags (4 if you include the mom) were controllable from past games? They'll probably expand on it but whatever. 8.5/10.
Kesha by 2chainz then newsfromthegarden by Sewerslvt then 2 phones by Kevin gates
caesar salad then potato and leek soup then grilled chicken breast
>>85605212mid, pedoslop, mid. got anything that isnt ass?
>>85605256Can you kil yrself
>>85605264can i? sure. will i? no.
>>85605266What do you think Isnt ass I can try
>>85605276none of your business, retard. too late to be nice now :^)
>>85605277Boohoo wahh goo goo Gaga chungus
>>85605280not very sneedy of you, my young chungoid
>>85605283What does this have do w music
>>85605286what does your other post have to do with music?
>>85605288Last call brudah
>>85605304last call for what? fuck off lol
what did the diddyblud listen to?>what?diddy music>[actually impressed
>>85605467Can't stop won't stop - sean combs
>>>85603766how does a guy with a body like that ends up here and sexless? Is your face ugly or is your personality ugly and you have high standards? Not that gays care about personality when it's attached to a body like that. Or maybe you're just painfully shy and awkard?
>getting sleepy >have to lie in bed>in a weird disorientated daze >too tired to get up to turn the lights off or undress from jeans>room is spinning and the lights are hurting my puffy eyes>about to pass out>door opens slightly>a tall skinny figure slowly enters the room>try to say "hey, get out" but no words escape, just a mumble, my mouth is quickly covered by his hand>he starts touching my legs>start to struggle, he holds my legs down and puts his body weight on my torso>pinned against the bed, finding it hard to breath, slightly struggling>starts to pull off my pants and rub my cock>get more panicked now, can't move as muscles feel heavy and he is too strong>I'm erect now, crying and he starts jerking my cock>I'm moaning into his hand >he releases his hand just to slap me across the face>"stfu u little whore" slaps me again>cheek is stinging but i shoot him an angry glance> I'm still erect though and getting closer as he continues to jerk me, dick is feeling tingly >my balls get tight and I'm thrusting my hips a few inches under his weight as I cum into his hand >pass out
>>85605352Last callll for alcohol so get your ass up off the walll
(You) got me crazy
Is it bad the corporate slop known as GTA 6 got me excited when I heard Depeche Mode
>1789432408296585.pngMe and who
>>85605759me and NO ONE
>>85605168thoughts on age gap relationships? I only ever seem to end up with college kids.
>>85605148thank you for posting this sexy image i wondered what the original looked like after seeing the cropped version, anyways i will not read the blogposts from schizos so goodbye thread
im no longer a hiplet and it only took like 6 months :) yay me!!!
>>85606108so long as it's within legal limits, I don't really care. on a personal level, I don't see the appeal of dating someone significantly younger (for gaps like the thread you linked; idgaf about 50s - 30s or other weird ass stuff). on the inverse, if you're a younger guy looking to get with older dudes, that just seems natural due to the clear advantages of getting with someone most probably more mentally put together as well as being more established in terms of employment.
>>85606108Age gap is hot for those who are into it, I love them young, I wish I could get them younger without getting in trouble, humans are animals yet normalfags are even dumber animals thinking some law separates good from bad, some brains don't fully mature until 28 years of age, I don't support grooming but everyone should be free to fuck as soon as they hit puberty, I keep regretting not having sex with that hot mature lawyer who was flirting with me at the workplace when I was 16, he didn't know I was I minor, I lied about my age to get the job and I didn't tell anyone, I didn't have sex with him only because I was scared of getting in trouble with my parents, it could have been so much fun, I didn't lost my virginity until a decade later because of my autism, I wish I had the chance to be a slut for hot daddies when I was a twink, I craved 50yo cock so fucking bad and I never got one due fear of social stigma, I fucking hate normalfags.
>>85606108>was in a non-sexual relationship from 5-17 with a older man>was in a sexual relationship with the same guy from 18-21We're still good friends, but most won't understand the dynamic and will look at you as a victim if you talk about it and say you were groomed or whatever.
>>85605148where do I find guys like that but who are also cultivated and intelligent ?
>from 5
>>85606723in my eyes we were in a relationship being a young boy and only having a desire to be with him throughout my entire childhoodhe wouldn't feel the same way as he had multiple girlfriends in those years, so it was more of a one-sided relationship most of the timewhen we were together over the summer he would read me bedtime stories, cuddle next to me, taught me how to fish, taught be how to be outdoorsy really, it was non-sexual but romantic in my eyesi kissed him once when i was a minor but he didn't know how to react and just stormed off lol
>>85606756reverse groomer lol
Crazy that we have Nazi stormtroopers kidnapping over 2200 people a day in my city and nobody is stopping them. What happened to the second amendment? What happened to doing the right thing? NOBODY is shooting at Nazis? In the entire country? What the FUCK.
>>85606764I think about that sometimes, if I ever get reincarnated again as a precocious faggot, i'm going to take more initiative from a young age and groom older guys.
>>85606756you sound so wholesome and cutehow old are you now?
>>85606821in my late twenties
Some1 have sex with me please. I feel really ugly.
The nazis are committing genocide and nobody cares.
Really need coke.
>>85606972ahhhhhhhh... i see im glad you got to experience something like this, and are still friendly with him after all these years <3very uncommon type of childhood friend xd, mentorship sure sounds incredible
I being gay means I have to have suicidal empathy like the rest of the left but at the same time I know the right wing would kill us all if they could, despite many of them being closet homos themselves.
>>85607140I am far right myself bucko
>>85607140a lot of gays are very right wing, I'd say half of them
>>85606710>>85605148so where can I find a catboy ?
>>85607193in animes because they aren't real. Sadly.
>>85607253damn I am gonna have to genetically engineer a catboy myself, hardest part would be the ears since we already have a small tail
>>85607253it's 'anime' u fucking disgusting plebian.
really want to eat out of boredom but I was 127 when I stepped on the scale this morning.
Starting to get sick of living in this city. All the gays are liberals and very ugly.
>>85607628that's every city, but there's like 3 gay guys who hate their lives if you don't live in one.
>>85607628>I LIVE IN A WEIRD WORLD, YEAH ITS SAD BUT ITS TRUE>MAYBE YOU CANT SEE IT, BUT YOU LIVE IN ONE, TOO
>>85607629I'm not even very authoritarian, more like a right wing anarchist or something (libertarian?). All the gays guys are yass queen slay, fat, short, soibois or chads with no brain fuckbois.
>>85607628conservative gays are no better and fact they even more cringe in many ways
>>85607650>no MAGAI love seeing it on their profiles. It's like aposematism or something. Everyone needs a hobby, but boy is politics a boring one.
>>85607637Thanks for the song recommendation. I like it somewhat.
>>85607672They have a hive mind like an ant colony or zombie/spore infection. Why is it so hard to find the right guy?
>>85607658I wouldn't know. I'm very asocial and don't know any right wing gays.
>>85607714openly right wing gays are rare but the average is closeted man, with right wing opinions who cheats on his wife/gf with random dudes from grindr. Actually call him gay and he might react violently.
>>85607727Sounds scary. People hate being labelled but so many men are in denial.
>>85607742Grindr crashes in the area where the RNC is happening. Also gets busy for major church conventions. At least the lib gays are open about it.
lmao fags will literally always beg for my attention
>turns straight>hits the wall
>>85607762Please pay attention to me senpai, I'm begging you.
gays love right wing men because they're hotter and more masculine or wealthier. Femmes like Jeffre Star and James charles are probably right wing
>the top on grindr stopped responding after I sent him nsfw pics and asked to meet even though he was complimenting me and asking for pics, plus sending his own. Wtf wtf wtf. I didn't even find him that attractive but I was totally up for letting him plow me because I need sex. I'm just totally fucking unsexable.
>>85608005he just wanted your nudes
Never mind, he responded.
>>85608005This exact situation has happened to me about 8 times but I'm a top. I don't understand why bottoms are so heartless.
I'm fat and gay teehee
>>85608272Have you found your true love yet
What to do when you are a straight guy who wants to be dicked down but can't due to living with a religious family?
>>85608244Who fishes for nudes and then ghosts? At that point just jerk off to porn.
>>85608331I never will sniffle
>>85608348It's so fvcking over
>>85608348have you tried being less fat
>>85608400>telling a bottom to lose the pudgeboys want more to grab onto than sticks, pal.
>>85608381Waa >>85608400Yes I had no bf when I was thin either
>>85608343Tbh it is nice getting compliments on your body but I'm so short and skinny as a top it's rare. For me messaging bottoms and sharing nudes is just a never ending humiliation ritual.
>>85608516>but I'm so short and skinny as a top it's rareyeah my dick has always done a lot of heavy lifting for compliments. I'm also short and skinny (but active so not skinnyfat) and it's not really something you're going to get flattered on unless you get lucky and find someone who's into shorter tops (not many lol).
>>85608534Yeah sadly I don't have a good dick either my dick is way too small only 6.5 inches so most bottoms actually make fun of my pathetic tiny white penis when I show it to them. I did speak to another top who has experience using penis pumps though and he said I might be able to get up to 8 inches.
Gloo need benis
>short and skinny as a topneed
>>85607140I get you but I would still rather take my chances with the so called "nazis" than with 3rd worlders
>>85608407Hugh mongus what
>>85608676Then why haven't you offered me a date or sex?
>>85603766I will never experience love and romantic relationship becase I don't look like that, peak of male physique. Just an old weak fat stupid man.
>>85607650so I'm not the only right wing anarchist fag on r9g... excellent news.
>>85608612>>85608272>>85608348If you wanted the penis why did you reject all those guys in your dms?
>>85608936Because they were sent to harass me on false premises. I talked to many of them but most were turned off after learning that I didn't make the original Post.
>>85608973What if you made a mistake? What if one of them was BLACK and lived in finland?
i cant stop thinking about longcocks
>>85609294some of the best dicks i've seen have just been almost featureless uncut rods. you'd think that the lack of "texture" would make them look bland, but holy fuck did they have a sort of sleekness about them that gets me salivating
oh great, my favorite gay incel thread is one talking about huge cocks which is something i'll never have which means there won't ever be a boyfriend for me
Hell all up in Hollywood! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ccH6-TnAE
>tornado comingoh fug, this might begin another story saga.
The "helped an old lady put her groceries in her car award" goes to me today. She was telling me she just fell down and hit her head on the cement and she was all bloody and not really making much sense, but she didn't want to go to the hospital. So I told her to be safe and drive carefully. I also saw the new Spider-man movie finally and there was nobody at the ticket booth or concessions stand and only two other people in the theater so I just kind of walked in and sat in the back and watched for free. Umm I also put air in my tires and submitted a lab journal and aced a test today. Every day is another chance to do the right thing!
>>85610364uh oh for that old woman, at her age getting a head injury is no joke. Hope she ends up calling someone and getting checked out, even if she didn't want an ambulance.
>>85610364Did you like the new spider-man? I liked it.Also that poor old lady should go to the hospital. I hate what the american health system does to people. (assuming you are american)
If you look like this DM me
>>85610383>>85610755Do you think I should have been more involved with her? She only asked for help with the groceries. Hmm. She didn't seem off balance and wasn't slurring. I guess it's fine.Spider-man was cool. Tom Holland is looking big in the suit. Lots of gratuitous shirtless scenes with him I noticed. Eyes emoji.
>>85611083Hey you offered, right? If she turned you down then that's on her. I can certainly understand her not wanting to go. First of all the cost, 2nd of all the time, 3rd of all the hassle because her car would be left at the store, her refrigerated items would go bad, and if she was gone for long enough the store would tow her car if she didn't have anyone to go drive it home.
>>85608381holy shit, remdeadlock?!
