Cheerleader EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>85562992https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85562992Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>85599043Ever since Brosis went on maternity leave /mcg/ is seriously lacking in the feminine element so we don't want to scare Gold Ship awayWomen get uncomfortable and angry when you ask them to talk about their bodies(or their bodycounts)
>>85611951this would be better without the fish lips, shrink them down 20-50%
>>85611992zucest...is this the power of voice actresses?
Thoughts on the thread about a nona who thinks her dad sexually assaulted her?>>85610477
>>85612045>.is this the power of voice actresses?huh? what did the voice actress do?
>>85612052just another boring story of molestation where the victim develops a split personality where one enjoys it and other cries and throws up about it
Go outside and fuck a women your age instead of jacking it to some coomer shit
>>85612287There was a question and answer session with the avatar voice actors at some US comic event.Someone asked what they would do if they were on a desert island or journey together or something. found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRCF1KDfj-8
>have sexy 50 yr old mommy gf>does all the mommy roleplay stuff, calls me good boy, tells me to cum in mommy's pussy>has a slim curvy body with little belly pouch>genuinely a lovely person too, always doing what she can for me>yet here i am adding some local 65 year old voluptuous older woman with massive tits on fb, she's replying and flirting to me, sending me picsMale sex drive is a fucking curse, I got what I want yet I still want more
the only mom i want is my own
>>85612790well that's too bad as mommy only wants CHADSON
Might draw tennismom. Cannot garantee anything.
>>85611952>@CuzcbroWe're in Paris, we did the Louvre yesterday and today we did the Eiffel Tower. I've come to learn whenever she gets on a tour bus or a boat she'll instantly fall asleep, it doesn't matter how much she's had to drink or how well she slept the night before if it's a vehicle intended for tourism it's immediately lights out for her. Which works just fine for me, I can play with her hair or cop a feel, but I just think it's funny.
>Cheerleader EditionMommy wearing her old cheerleading uniform that doesn't fit anymore
>>85614063That's not mommy, that's Midnight from Hero Academia
>>85611951Last Week's UpdatesUnnamed son anon>>85564140Drawanon>>85565477Smalltown anon>>85567225Unnamed son anon #2>>85567294Cuzcbro>>85567670Goldship anon>>85572078Unnamed milf anon>>85572722Unnamed son anon #3>>85575401Needysis>>85576889
>>85611951Last Week's Updates contGrieving mom anon>>85577783CitizenMom>>85595113
>>85613795Always have a baguette on hand to whack her with when she dozes off
>>85613795Get a remote control vibrator. Buzz her occasionally.
>>85614063I've read an ero manga with a mother in a cheerleader outfit trying to encourage her son for his exams.Wish I could remember the name
>>85612694>have mommy gf>cheat on her anywayThe abhorrent decadence of mankind is revolting
>>85614895Speaking of eromanga plots. I just had to come here because I just avoided one.I came to my mother's place from work, my mother is on her laptop and tells me she's trying to download music. I reply saying I'd help her after I'm done cooking because I'm sure she'd download a virus, she tells me to do it later and to show her how to as she's leaving for work now, hands me the laptop and a USB to save the music.I sit at the table with my food and start checking the laptop, it's actually the laptop of an uncle that died a year ago, then sister G comes in, serves herself some food and sits next to me (laptop's not facing her). I move on to check the USB and it's full with folders named X, X-1, XX, XXX, so on and so forth; start thinking there's no way it is what I think it is. I mute the laptop, double click on a video and a porn video starts playing, click on 2 more just to see if there's anything different, no, it's all porn. Curiosity then takes a hold of me and ask my mother if the USB is hers or somebody's else, and if I can erase what's in it. She aks me to delete whatevers in it so I can download her music, then asks me what's wrong with it since it's a brand new USB that she bought from a stationery shop. I told her that it's weird for people to sell USBs with very little storage space available. I formatted the USB, downloaded firefox, added ublock, and a video downloader extension. Tested the extension by downloading 2 songs and 1 video, and then sent a video message to her about how to do it. Sometimes life's absurd like that. I'll admit, if my sister C had been the one sitting at the table I wouldn't have muted the laptop as a precaution, but alas, she comes home later than me. The three sketchy video files were porn, the USB had 98 GB of it.
>>85615442>Office supplies store doubles as sex shopWhat kind of stationery stores does your mother frequent?
Still no update from tall-anon...
>>85614895[Kakutou Oukoku] Boku no Kirai na Mama | I Hate Mom (Baku Ero!! Hisho no Oshigoto)
>>85614487>>85567294Hey all, went on that dinner date with mom on Friday, and it went fantastic. We had a really great time, the food was fantastic, and we had a really good conversation about our relationship, where we are, where we want it to go, and how we want to raise our son. We've had conversations like this in the past, but it's always a good idea to have them every now and again, reaffirm plans, feels etc.Since I know most of you in this thread are more interested in sex stuff, I'll go into it a little here. My mom wore a tight black dress that really got me going from the moment I saw her, all throughout dinner, to when we finally got home. I also did my best to dress for her and I can tell I succeeded, since once we were home and the babysitter had left we immediately started on each other, lol. That night and the next couple days felt like how things had been much earlier in our relationship, when we could spend an entire day's worth of time simply playing with each other. It was honestly incredibly refreshing.After this weekend, I'm very excited for the near future.
>>85614487>Unnamed son anon>>85564140(You)(Cross-thread)oh thats me, dateanon. we're still going out every week but its not romantic anymore. at least not openly, anyway. ex: just the other day i was looking at her lips and wanting to kiss her but i kept to myself and didnt try anything.
>>85616489When are you going on the trip with your mom and sister?
>>85614472funny thing is this commissions based on a fancomic where midnight adopts him so she actually is mommy in this case
>>85612408>fuck a women your age lol no.
>>85615823That's what I'd like to know too, probably one of the ghetto ones. It was all too weird, all the porn was weirdly organized inside it, it made me think that it really belonged to someone and it was sold by mistake. I first thought it could've been from my uncle, but he died a year ago and all the files were modified a few months ago. Then I thought maybe of my mother, but if she isn't capable of downloading a single song from youtube, she wouldn't be able to have so much porn neatly organized. Then I thought maybe it belonged to a coworker of hers, but it wouldn't make sense to knowingly lend an USB filled with porn to a coworker. I decided to just ignore all that and help her, if any of my sisters were to have seen the USB instead of me, they'd have caused a ruckus. I'll ask her tomorrow if she needs any more help. Also, I spent my afternoon watching a 3 hour long movie, I needed to reset my brain.
>>85617346What exactly is so brain melting about find some porn on a USB drive? I don't get why this is such a big deal to you?
>>85617070december
>>85617353I just don't normally expect to find porn in such an unusual way, to then get fixated on trying to figure out were it comes from and who it belongs to, when all I initially wanted was to have lunch and go to sleep. Brain problems, in short.
>>85617388I don't know man, problem just doesn't seem that deep or hard to figure out. Not sure what it has to do with this general other than it tangentially involves your mom. Not really trying to be a dick, I just don't get it.
>>85617408I liked hearing about it so it's on topic desu
>>85617408Don't worry, unless I get to fuck my cousin after she dumps her bf in 2 years, I don't think I'll have much to share besides what's already in the archive.
>>85617137Lucky lucky boy, honestly I think she looks better in her civilian clothes than in her hero outfit
>>85616445What did she have to say about having another kid with her own son?
Hey all, Drawanon here for the last time (for the foreseeable future).I'm not trying to make a dramatic exit, I didn't really plan on posting again but I figured I would post these last little big titty doodles.I've spent one too many nights up until 4 am just drawing and "interacting" with momcest posts and it gave me some self reflection. Maybe I'll be back in a week or maybe never.
>>85618107It looks good. Thanks for all the pics. What will you do instead?
>>85618107>I've spent one too many nights up until 4 am just drawing and "interacting" with momcest posts and it gave me some self reflection.Unless you have a family of your own to spend time with, Drawing is as good a way to spend it as any other hobby.
>>85618142>>85618162Poorly worded on my part, I plan on drawing in my spare time still. I mostly just want to stop letting this be my only creative outlet.I was just perpetually exhausted and having nightmares from the sleep deprivation.Not a hot larp-poster sex dream with my epic huge titty mom, just the regular kind.I will more than likely still be a milf loving pervert, but less attached to momcest.
>>85618107drawbitcvh it's important to expand your creative horizons.Inspiration is hard to come by.but stay consistent with your practice.
>>85618235>I was just perpetually exhausted and having nightmares from the sleep deprivation.tortured by momcest
mom bully/ntr stuff is so hot gaddam. and theres a lot of it
>>85611951I have been lurking here for a few months. I know my mother will never reciprocate because not only is she against stuff like incest but I am genuinely a hideous incel subhuman. I have been in love with her since I was 14. I'm 19 now and the feelings keep intensifying. I am from an East Asian family who despite being hardcore lefties, still have that ingrained East Asian intensity.>I was born with cerebral palsy, the tism and developed asthma later on>My dad is a typical strict Chinese man who works as a senior executive in a petroleum engineering firm>My mother is Japanese American and her family were involved in socialist/progressive causes in America>She met my dad at an American university when she was studying and he did an exchange program>He was much older but looked young and held more progressive views when he met her>He is also pretty rich and looked like a chang-lite back then>She wasn't able to finish studying because she got pregnant with my sister>Her family being weirdo lefties that descend from Japanese communists really fetishised the CCP in the 90s>They made my parents get married because Asians are obsessed with merging families into a bigger more powerful clan>We moved to London to be closer to my dad's fancy office job and his brother's family>My mother was going to return to education when my granny moved into our home and started caring for my sister>But she got pregnant and I was born with cerebral palsy and autism then developed severe asthma>I became a massive burden upon my mum and destroyed all her dreams>My dad neglects her and has became really grumpy and distant with us all>He spends more time with his business friends and his brother's familyDespite it all, she has been nothing but extremely loving and caring. She is immensely beautiful both inside and outside. I am a short ugly autistic subhuman and feel guilty for ruining her life. I feel awful for wanting to fuck her but I am genuinely in love.
>>85618912>I'm 19 now and the feelings keep intensifyingAre all you guys here so young?
>>85618926I can't speak for everyone but I am "young". I have been browsing r9k at least a handful of times a month since I was 15. I limited the amount of times I would browse this place so it didn't impede my academic progress. I educationmaxxed from an early age and got 7 GCSE A stars, 2 As and a B. I have a bachelor's in Data Science but can't find any dignified work. Even "progressive" societies don't like cripples, especially ricecel ones.
>>85618912Thanks for the high effort post. It's a refreshment from the usual namefagging and endless tagging. So you aren't just horny for her but also romantically inclined?
>>85619001>but also romantically inclined?I am yes. I know that I couldn't please her sexually or even romantically due to my physical defects. Maybe I could get really good at eating pussy some day.
>mom does something so selfish that I fall out of love with herI'm free.
>>85618107That's rough little nigga, get well.
>>85619231>mom does something so sexy she reels you back inIt's the circle of life
>>85618912>>He is also pretty rich and looked like a chang-lite back thenWhat is a chang-lite?
>>85620139Chad-lite that is Asian
First day of autumn spent with MOMMY
>>85618235just look at this ungrateful piece of shit, he comes /here/ to steal ideas for his shitty mspaint-tier doodles and he has the gall to accuse people of lyinggo fuck yourself and don't come back
>>85618743>>85619001>cuckshit>obsession with race>self-deprecating defeatist attitude>/mcg/ is.............LE BAD!Fuck off back to your dead /cuckson/ general, you pedophile
>>85622149>>cuckshitwhere did he say ANYTHING about cuckoldry or anything like that? You retards make complete non-sequiturs when someone says something that doesn't fit into your unrealistic LARPcest bullshit.>Guy expresses his love for his mom but admits the blackpilling IRL limitations that would prevent them developing a sexual/romantic relationship>Instead of the usual bullshit fantasies that are just the most unrealistic of stretches>Gets falsely accused of being a weirdo from a dead general even though nothing he said would imply he's a cuckMost posts here are autistic shit like:>"MY MOM LET ME RUB HER SHOULDERS A FEW YEARS AGO SO EVENTUALLY WE WILL HAVE SPICY SEX ON A MEDITERRANEAN BALCONY">*insert endless tagging namefags and asking them about some mudane task they did with a family member thinking it will escalate into unprotected sex">*insert over reading and autistically misinterpreting the most basic forms of affection from a family member and thinking it will lead to sex*Very little of the content here is interesting and beyond surface level slop. I used to like these threads but you faggots behave like bots and if anyone doesn't completely align with your very specific repetitive style of posting, you cry wolf and falsely accuse them of being 3rd world cucks from a dead general.
>>85622319Women are really hard to read regardless if she's your mom or not. Remember their idea of flirting is a quick glance at a guy or being in the same room as him.
>>85622319>le hecking third worlderinos>while ass-kissing a literal third worlder>*autistic screeching*Fuck off back to your dead /cuckson/ general, you pedophile
>>85622381Hey! America isn't third world (yet)
>>85622340Well it's occam's razor. What is more likely for a woman showing mild physical affection to her son?>She sees him as her baby boy and is hardwired to showing platonic affection to her offspring>She is secretly and suddenly a hardcore coomer that wants to break laws and potentially ruin her life, family and social standing by fucking her offspringI know a lot of you guys are autistic zoomers but goddamn you are bad at reading women.
>>85622381>Fuck off back to your dead /cuckson/ generalwhat are you even rambling about? the cuckson fags haven't be relevant in ages. You keep bring them up. Not everyone that points out your retarded and autistic bot-like behaviour is a "cuckson". Have you got any proof I'm one of these brownoid cucks from that dead general?>inb4 he resorts to more autistic allegations and mud flinging>inb4 he completely misses the point completelyYou fuckers can't take any constructive criticism and it shows. Trying to pigeon hole people for disliking your retardation is just plain silly.>>while ass-kissing a literal third worlderA wealthy East Asian living in a wealthy Western area is a third worlder?
>>85622445>le prooferino>le constructive criticismerino>le botterino>le larperino>b-b-b-b-b-b-but he(me) is le richerino so he no le brown anymoreFuck off back to your dead /cuckson/ general, you pedophile
>>85622482>Fuck off back to your dead /cuckson/ general, you pedophileGoddamn zoomers with their autistic anger issues and melties>More false allegations and non sequiturs>More overreactions and jumping to nonsensical conclusions>Mentioning these turd worlder cuck roleplayers like they're some boogeyman illuminati >as if they're the sole critics of these dead threads that have been ruined by your specific strain of autismI used to like these threads in their early days but now it's just bot-tier posts, 20+ namefag LARPers and shitty fan art combined with an angry autistic zoomer accusing anyone who displeases him of being a cuck. >>b-b-b-b-b-b-but he(me) is le richerino so he no le brown anymoreIt's ironic because momcest stuff is primarily consumed in third world countries like India and the LATAM countries. Most of the posters here are probably brown. Do you want to remove 60% of your posters?
Thread is so dead they gotta fight over non issues. Funny!
>>85622534Dude don't even bother. A guy on a previous thread posted a bingo card about moms and the same retard was accusing of him being a cuckson and foaming at the mouth. Unfortunately this thread has became a hugbox for a specific temperamental autistic manchild. That one retard treats it's like his own personal playpen and seethes if we don't completely go along with his very style of play. He throws a tantrum and tosses his toys out the window.>>85622619It's sad. Used to have some good content in the early days. Autistic tyrants from plebbit ruin everything.
Mommy... with nipple piercings!
These threads have become a shit flinging pit and bots replying to each other.
>>85622675Truth Nook nook!
>>85622319>*insert over reading and autistically misinterpreting the most basic forms of affection from a family member and thinking it will lead to sex*The point of /mcg/ is improving family relationships, not laser focusing on sex
>>85612694How did you get her into that kind of roleplay?
>>85611952>@Goldship anonActually, can we change that to Gold-neechan? It has a nicer ring to it.If last weekend was him being sex-starved(and so was I, let's be honest) and just taking me to poundtown, this weekend was a lot more cozy and casual. Sex yes, but also lots of laying around in bed in our pj's cuddling, snacking, napping, play-wrestling, joking around, watching whatever dumb shit caught our eye on Netflix and just talking. I love it when he talks to me about his life and he can go into detail and get super into it. Men don't really have anybody to talk to, you know? They're expected to be silent stoic badasses with no feelings other than the ones that are convenient for women and they just have to bottle up and discard their darkest(like him feeling he already peaked and it's all downhill from here) and silliest(like him feeling I'd make a good adeptus mechanicus tech priestess) thoughts.I love that I'm able to provide that for him, I can tell his bitch of an ex only thought of him as arm-candy.>>85611992Dude give me a fucking break, if you're curious about something just ask. I've seen and heard literally everything since my WoW days, if something makes me truly uncomfortable/angry I'll simply not reply.>>85614063Reminds me of the time I tried being a cool adventurous fun gf(sister) and bought a schoolgirl uniform online and it didn't turn him on, it just weirded him out. He made a great save on that one but the embarrassment of the memory still stings sometimes.
shopping with mommy as her sonsband!
I read something that moms are more interested in turning their daughters into sluts than doing anything sexual with their sons.
>I can tell his bitch of an ex only thought of him as arm-candy.The CHADBRO's burden. The only women that actually care about him as a person are related to him
>>85623359Did you ever dress up for him again?
>>85623555I know it's a "drowning man complains about water" sort of thing but it really is a problem for him, he's straight up had girls tell him before they like him a lot better when he doesn't speak. Some guys don't mind that sort of thing and can even thrive off it but not my brother, he's a kind gentle soul who wants true affection. Cumming takes at most a couple of minutes but genuine connection can last forever, lucky for him he has me for both.>>85624206I left the door open for him to try again whenever he wants with whatever character he wants but even the word "waifu" makes his skin crawl so it doesn't look like he'll take that chance anytime soon. And even his sticking point with the schoolgirl uniform was how inaccurate it was, the school we went to didn't have uniforms. He said if I wanted to get him going on off nostalgia I should have just worn one of those old pj's I wore for 3-4 days straight back in the day. He even hit me with one of those corny fucking lines that make you wanna punch a guy in the mouth, and in his case kiss him like there's no tomorrow, just take a look at this cringe."I like you for you, I don't need some other fictional character standing in for you, all I want is you".
>>85624545just dress up as a maid for him then, but as yourself if tha makes sense lol
>>85624580He would hit me with something like "what are you? french now? take that off" in fact for a while I tried changing my petname for him to "darling" like seductive older anime women do and he would just tell me to stop acting british. If I tried to "ara ara" him he'd probably stop talking to me for a week.Also when I clean up my apartment I wear the shitties oldest pajamas I have laying around so he'd be more into that look than the high heels, garterbelt, miniskirt and stupid gloves.
>>85623359gold-neechan or golshi-neechan?You could casually bring up how sibling marriage was common in places like ancient egypt or peru.there are even census records from egypt
>>85611951So guys what are your thoughts on my thread? >>85624570 Is your mom a whore for tall guys or a based shortguy lover woman
>>85626251Your mommy should have aborted you.
>>85626639Rude as fuck nigger. I own you, i own this board
>>85611951i singlehandely killed this freak thread. Get some taste in women faggots
What's with the screeching midget? He get lost on his way to the Oompa Loompa factory?
>>85626251Mom saves herself for only~~ CHADSON
Momcest status?
>>85618912>hard leftist parentsit was over before it began for you.
>>85612555>Q: What would you do if you went on a life changing adventure together with zuko what do you expect to happen?>AzulaVA: I'd get pregnant>ZukoVA a minute later after the crowd died down: I don't know what would happen, probably not incest pregnancy.
>"dump her and come home"
>>85625299I'm leaning more towards Gold-neechan, but what do you think?>ancient egyptYeah like Cleopatra, now that you mention it he did make me sit through HBO's Rome once. I shouldn't say forced to sit through, it was quite enjoyable and he was just glued to the screen the whole time, men must naturally love the roman empire. But anyway the point I'm getting at is in that show you get to see Cleopatra's kid brother/husband in that iconic "HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!!" scene and he's a spoiled fat little shit in a shitty wig and that really bothered him, he cheered for his death. Then there was Augustus lusting after his older sister and he was all about that, wanted them to end up together and everything.
>>85629398>cleopatraNo it was estimated at 15-20% among commoners based off the surviving census records.
anyone know where the cuckson threads are posted now?
>>85629327Basically the conversation I had with my mom yesterday after I told her I've started dating this girl I met on tinder and all the shit she's into. I can tell she's in a bit of a panic.
>>85629648Still here but they die after a few hours.
Hi anons, heres the situation My mom is a single mother of three, and Im the middle child (24 years old). She worked as a sex worker back when she was my age; about eight years ago, she hooked up with my best friend's brother, he would have been around 22 at the time. I confessed to her that I want to have sex with her, and she told me, "We cant." A month ago, I intentionally showed her a dildo I'd used with my ex; she just acted angry and told me, "You cant go around the house with that." Now we just catch each others eye, but we don't talk much. My question is, could this ever become consensual? Is there any chance? If not, look, it'll just have to stay a fantasy.
>>85630398so basically you went all in, got rejected and decided to double down in one of the strangest ways possible.
>>85630398Offer her money
>>85630398I saw my mom's dildo once. It was bigger than my dick.
>>85630427No, it's just that most of the time it only works out if you force it; the shock keeps you from thinking, so you just act on impulse-which is exactly when you completely screw everything up. It's either done that way or not at all, lol, but I don't want to go through all that. That's what I'm saying.
>>85630476this one made me laugh lol
>>85623377I do this often.
