told housemate this story he said to turn it into a greentext and post it here please enjoy.>be me 15>on exchange in china>need to use loos>they r squat toilets (like picrel but a bit nicer)>mmm good for bowels>squat down feel phone fall out of my pants>ohno.jpg>poppopsquirt.wav>45yr old Chinese man looks in horror as i cover my phone in faeces>waddle over to the tp>1ply fml>tp wet with shit instantly>manage to clean it off with hand sanitiser and tp>pants still round ankles >kneel down wipe ass>chinese man still looking at me>pull pants up dont flush and leave
>>85630627What the hell is a Loo and why are there people defecating in a hole in the ground
>>85630639its a toilet u drongoalso shitting like that is kinda great for the bowles
>>85630644I've never tried it Loo is a very Asian word sounding word for toilet
I always liked the idea of these toilets because you do not have to make contact with a toilet seat but they would never work in america with how obese everyone is. Definitely not the first time I have heard of the foreigner drops phone in squat toilet anecdote althougheverbeit.
>>85630639most chinese toilets are western style. But in public restrooms, they put the "squat toilets". That's because you don't want some peasant who is used to shitting outdoors to mess up your bathroom when they are confused by a western toilet. You'll see signs indicating that you're not supposed to stand on the toilet seat and squat.
