>>85654927
Nonsensical question since tops can't have sex if they're shorter then the bottom.

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>>85654958
boy do i have some videos to show you

>>85654927
It's super hot unless the top is cuckbot then it's gross because he's into scat and cuckoldry so that would make the whole dynamic gross instead of hot

>>85655015
share some! prove a top isn't just worth his height in gold.

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I got a poss in my rari seventeen no thirty eight

twink x twink usually is most shallow but also the hottest pairing >///<

2 regular dudes is the best pairing imo

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>>85655035
uhh i don't actually save those usually
i have this one where the top looks a bit shorter i guess

I went on haha and I got humiliated for being a stinky tourist ;(

>>85655087
That will never be me, imma kms now

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>>85654958
Yeah because vid related never happens
>it's AI!
Looks like AI acquired really good taste
>>85655035
>share some!
This faggot wants to watch men fucking, gay as fuck

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>>85655102
it's okay to be a little humiliated as a treat

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>>85655102
I got a poss in my rari seventeen shots no 38

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small ass possum

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Glorble gleepa glable

>>85655104
Me plapping Meow's big juicy butt :)

>>85655087
>>85655120
My god they're so hot their bodies look perfect it such a shame they had to ruin it by being furfags

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>>85655149
Gay as fuck broski

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>>85655152
>it's such a blessing they had to better it by being furfags
ftfy

Their bodies are athletic yet hairless it's so peak but the stupid animal heads...they could've wore facemasks instead

>>85655102
You weren't in on the big shot regular attention whores and their backstories?

>>85655164
The whimsy furry heads are 500x better than dog masks and those stupid baraclavas

>tfw will never be raped by cute guy in a furry full suit

>>85655149
cuckbot are you back to simping for meow again?

>>85655176
>furry full suit
for me it's partials. I like the heads and maybe the paws but full suits seem a bit too much. I still want to feel their chest up and properly see their crotch and ass.

>>85655104
The only video where it's a smaller top with a bigger bottom and the bottom is an obese ugly middle-aged man. Thanks for proving my point that all bottoms are chad only exactly like women.

I go to the gym so I can have a cute body like >>85655087
I'm getting close I think

>>85655160
Why are such cute guys degenerate furries? It makes me really sad. It's like if someone scribbled on Mona Lisa
>>85655176
You know what I don't even disagree with that. Those look horrible. I just meant a regular hospital mask or whatever you call them. Or maybe a scarf or something to cover the lower half of the face could be hot.

>anon posted group sex
does this mean r9gay is ok with threesomes now? what about orgies?

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Abloo blabloo where husbert glebluu

>>85655149
Meow simp are you back to wanting to felch RANCID POZZED NIGGER CUM out of meow's BUSTED PROLAPSED HIV POSITIVE BLACKED ASSHOLE? o algo?

>>85655217
>Why are such cute guys degenerate furries?
I suppose there's a level of separation to reality when it's furry guys fucking which can be a good access point to a lot of new faggots who are still trying to step into that sexuality. And I suppose by the time they're more comfortable with it, being a furry is now an established kink and part of their identity so naturally decide to incorporate that into their sex life with stuff like furry masks or suits. Maybe idk

How do I know if I'm compatible with my r9gay befriend? What are your requirements, in short?

Is that cucbot still spamming about his bbc addiction? Apparently so

>>85655240
>How do I know if I'm compatible
that's something you have to find out for yourself. I suppose if you feel you agree on a lot of important principles/worldviews, that's a good start. Do you share hobbies, interests, entertainment? If not, would you be willing to? Stuff like that.

>>85655240
>in short?
Yes I'd like my bf to be short

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Waa bloo where husbie mloo gliaa babluu

Is that meow simp still spamming about his BLACKED fantasies?
Guess so

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>>85655251
so true bestie so trve

>>85655252
Are these blacked fantasies in the thread with us

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>>85655261
Tiwed sniff le

Need bf to scream at me when I overeat or don't exercise

>>85655263
Yes they're right here >>85655245

>>85655217
Scream mask and hospital mask role play are hot, but desu I like most that obscure the face like helmets and such.

>>85655235
Honestly, it seems like one of the few ways to "express sexuality" when the only other alternatives is dating apps, bar culture, or normie social media DMs.

>>85655290
That's just him calling you out

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>>85655292
furfaggotry does seem like the best bet for young guys to meet up with other young fags nowadays. pretty much every city has a furry scene and they're always pretty open and squishy (which might give you types like performative leftist handwringing shit but that feels like a small price to pay for potentially finding a bf in those places)

>>85655305
That's just meow simp sissies daydreaming about other posters getting BLACKEDRAW.

>>85655153
You may be depressed and dumb but you are so fucking hot dude, you are a fine piece of ass, a shame you are so annoying and stubborn.
>>85655188
>>85655232
I'm not any of these guys, I'm the short brown mexifag.

>>85655325
i wish theyd understand that irl, blacks are one of the most dangerous races to actually try and fuck/get fucked by. noone wants to be shot, beat to death, or raped, and theyll glad do at least one of those to a gay person just for the hell of it.

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>watch a video on a mass shooter
>he lived in the same area as me, was the same age as me, went to the same school and psychiatric hospital as me
>i never went retard and shot up a school though
This is a fuckin simulation, right? Is this some vague message by God

>>85655285
Underrated desire
>>85655292
Don't you want to see parts of the face like eyes? Or hair?

>>85655160
Im straight but this is kinda hot ngl, would probably bury it in while he has that mask on

>>85655399
>Im straight but
you're in the gay thread pal. you don't need to play that game

>>85655389
Uh oh cuckbkt isn't going to like that unless he's a masochist
Actually he did cut himself after femboys rejected him online so he may be into geating beat up too

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>>85655392
sounds like you weren't a little bitch unlike him

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Seems like everyone wants a short bf these days so I can't compete as someone whose freakishly tall. It's over

>>85655408
theres a difference between beat up and the beating a nigger would give him. beat up is the shit youd have in highschool. the way niggers do it, theres like 20 of em at a time, stomping, punching, etc. they never do one on one fights, preferring to do mob tactics even in a fair fight. /gif/ has webms of it. genuinely disgusting fucking creatures. the (potentially) big dicks do NOT make up for the mortal danger they pose.

>>85655418
tall boys are nice, especially if theyre tops. i imagine that they can lean down and hug you during sex and it seems very comfy :>

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>>85655420
you're getting way too into this fantasy man

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>>85655418
I am just into height differences in general desu

>>85655412
I never hurt anyone physically, so there's that. I feel very strange cause I have no one to share this to without fear of being reported, but I am glad I have moved on and healed. It's just so strange thinking about someone going through the same things as you and choosing a different path

>>85655160
>>85655399
He's really hot. Shame he's a bottom though so you have to be 6'4" minimum to fuck him

>>85655430
not at all. this is just the culmination of 20+ years of og whitelacer knowledge. a fantasy would be focusing more on LE BIBISI like meownigger.

>>85655430
He's right tho. Never seen n words have a fair fight. Their whole gang culture is about attacking unsuspecting ops when they can't defend themselves and sucker punching random whites.

>>85655440
i know that feel, man. seeing someone experience the exact same thing as you and come out of it a lot worse/not at all does put you in a headspace of "well why did it happen to them and not you?"
i've concluded that i'm not any better than them. i just got lucky for one reason or another.

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serious discussions on r9g this afternoon...

>>85655463
People don't forget and nothing gets forgiven, but we live on.

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>>85655427
Maybe it's just that I'm too tall that's the issue. Being 6'6 I think is too much for most people
>>85655437
I wish I could have a bf my height but I can never have that. Height difference can be cute but I think only if people can't tell who the top in the relationship is just by looking at you

>>85655483
6'6 is very talk, but i would assume people would love that? i know i would. maybe im just projecting

>>85655490
>talk
am i retarded

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>>85655483
>I wish I could have a bf my height
I'm 6'3 if that counts...

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>>85655490
No they wouldn't and they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at all
>>85655504
I thought it was funny so I'm glad you made that typo lolmao
>>85655509
Close enough. I see once a picture of I think it was Shaq or some other bball faggot with his gf or something and the size difference looked so weird it's like they're not the same species. Extreme height difference feels so odd to see...

>>85655534
>they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at all
Whenever somebody asks me if I play basketball or tells I should play basketball I wanna rip their eyes and intestines out. Glad we're on the same page.

I kinda like being a short(er) top anyhow. Assuming you are a bottom...

>>85655534
>I thought it was funny so I'm glad you made that typo lolmao
aw yey, thanks anon
>No they wouldn't and they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at all
im sorry, anon :<
i wish that people were kinder and less prone to stereotyping like that

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I feel called out by OP.

>>85655483
i'm 6'4'' and may grow more if i ever decide to ever straighten my back from my scolioses and poor posture but we won't be dating anyway because you're genuinely beautiful and fascinating and also vain actually and cold gay guy and i look like garbage and ugly asf but i'm here to just say that i like the idea of a tall bf too

>>85655509
Hi Brad, I'm still sad you rejected me over a year ago now

>>85655581
You're still sad over a boring mexican bisexual tranny pedophile rejecting you?

Everyone here is a lanky slinky

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>>85655541
I think every tall guy feels the same even if they do play it XD
It's just one of those things that gets annoying after the 10th time you hear it let alone 100th.
>Assuming you are a bottom...
I'm not big on anal
>>85655552
It is what it is. You're kind at least.
>>85655578
>because you're genuinely beautiful and fascinating and also vain actually and cold gay guy
Yes I am but how did you know :O
>and i look like garbage and ugly asf but i'm here to just say that i like the idea of a tall bf too
Oh...so you just think everyone other than you is some superhuman sex god? No matter how you feel about your looks there are people out there who will be into it. Seen it too many times. It's just that searching can get annoying.

>>85655581
nga what is you talkin bout

>>85655578
Being able to grow if you so choose is crazy
>>85655628
I thought this was shortboy bottom central?

Done SEVERAL tarot readings and the cards said that me and a rando I talk to rarely about big life changing things and have a timid tender crush on for many topical palpable and interpersonal reasons and I have great amazing completing fulfilling compassionate compatible loving chemistry, IN THEORY, POTENTIONALLY, if the 2 of swords I can overcome and deal with.
Like tf??????? He'll never like me or love me and find me cool and amazing. I asked many times and the draw is always positive. NO nigga?????? that can't be possible, no happiness can't be that close and easy and I can't be that stupid to not notice that it's a play. Ohh the cards will hate me for questioning their Judgment.
check on me tonight

>>85655655
what's the point of prognostic readings if you're not going to trust it? don't half measure that shit nigga you either believe in the occult or not. FUCK THAT DUDE

>>85655670
Nonono I clearly signed a deal with all my cards and my black candles that while I have trust in their judgment and the judgment of other decks I'm still not gonna completely give into the paranormal thinking. I talk to them, I ask them to forgive me if I piss them off, the read me back my drawing a lot of cups and swords and aces and pages today and played back with me too actually which was funny asf, but I already told them that I am a very insecure damaged scarred ugly person for many unust and honest reasons and that I don't believe in happy life easily. I WANT TO TRUST them but that can't be right for people like me, the luck of the draw caaaaaan't work for me. Like I really want it to happen and I'm telling you everything what's going on in my life yet I will take steps towards what I can do to make it happen, but it's just unbelievably surprising that ME? and someone else? And it is possible for me to be interesting? No way. I shall pull another Ace of Cups + Ace of Swords + Ace of Pentacles if it's can be true, if the deck is not bored of me.

seems like you gays are pretty happy tonight. Guess shared horniness helped

>>85655655
>>85655718
youre a fool. tarot isnt a fortune telling device, its a device of mixed manifestation theorum and projection of your own psyche. you want him? make a move, then you will know for certain. the cards ARE NOT for prediction and you are using them incorrectly.

>>85655650
Nope this is tallboy central

>>85655814
Black nigga I know what it is, I'm telling you I can't make a move because I'm fucking stunned and cclocked hard rn and the source of that ccchain? Me my nigga. And we're arguing tommorow again over this topic again
>isnt a fortune telling device
Who said that? It's a mix of projection, manifesting, probability, them knowing (mostly from the holder) about the world and THEIR opinion of the topic, with an approach YOU give them.
Don't pmo I already hate it that no one in my life understand me and now some literal who is proving that thing again :(

>>85655200
>obese guy so it must be a ugly middle-aged man
Imagine projecting your insecurities this hard, in the full version you can clearly hear in his voice he's pretty young and you can obviously notice it in his skin but I guess 27 is too old for your tastes, you are the kind of retard who says any fat or tall bottom is a sissy, you pathetic prisongay faggot, if you are too insecure about your height and you can't handle a big man then go chop your dick off, get off my thread, kill yourself

>>85655845
youre retarded and dont know shit about the tools youre using.
>Don't pmo I already hate it that no one in my life understand me and now some literal who is proving that thing again :(
boohoo, boohoo, people around you think youre retarded and now i do too now that youve shown that you dont understand tarot cards and are using them as an excuse to pussy out. fuck off, retard

i caught rayquaza on my pokemon emerald last night... you think i'm ready to take on the elite four?

>>85655960
You're so fucking autistic and perpetually outraged. Nigga don't stand between me and my 78 best friends, we have the perfect relationship. I was mithering them, asked them to give me an ace of any suit and a wands of any kind in a draw of 5, got wands the last, for fun drew one more card and there it was, an ace of swords. The next question the first card was ace of wands. They know me better than you do.
You can piss your pants over the shit you made up in your head as much as you want, you don't even know what I do. You never met me, you don't know me, you've never been to my house, you don't live with me, you don't sleep with me, you don't do shit but talk about me so watch wtf you say. I know why you got so assmad, you're pretty much just a retard that wants to be right, I just didn't know how much you want to be the one in the right?

>>85655880
Okay if you love morbidly obese middle-aged guys so much why don't you fuck story or ask him for nudes you nasty fuck

>>85656089
blah blah blah, you and your retarded schziophrenia
get real nigga
*farts in your general direction*

>>85656094
Blah blah retard can't communicate and stuck alone in his ways for life lmao
*you can't outfart me bitch don't you wish for retaliatory strikes*

>>85656089
pure schziokino. i see this will be a good thread

>>85656131
No I'm actually going to bed soon, you're all hypercritical of me for no reason and always were and I won't name the real underlying reason. Idk why you can't just be happy for me, at least once, it's not that serious anyway.

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>>85656209
dawg, ive never seen you in r9gay and ive been coming here multiple times a day for multiple years. and to boot, why would we feel happy for you? you seem like a jerk, just like the other guy.

>>85656240
I'm literally an angel and never start anything.
>why would we feel happy for you
Because I feel happy now over a small thing. Idk I still love my gaynon despite what they've did to me, especially when I was even more unwell back then.
>ive been coming here multiple times a day for multiple years.
Great, lurkmore I guess. It doesn't fucking matter anymore anyway. I'm an echo of a fragment of a dead personalityfag of forgotten ages.

>>85656276
>lurkmoar
right...okay.
>I'm literally an angel
you dont seem like it.
>Because I feel happy now over a small thing
okay? that doesnt affect us at all

>>85656287
I am angel that everyone needs, not an angel they expect to see.
>okay? that doesnt affect us at all
And? Idc, clap now

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>>85656320
>I am angel that everyone needs
you are simply another insane anon in a long line of insane anons
>Idc, clap now
no. what are you gonna about it? :B

jeeezusssss just fuck already

>>85656332
Nothing. I respect your game. Bitch.

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>>85656368
youre no fun at all

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Any Hazbin Hotel watchers in the thread? I want to see Caine shit talk Abel in S3, but I don't think they'll ever introduce him as a character since the fujo creator has drama with the tranny creator of TADC and there's already a Caine in that show.

>>85656427
viv medrano has beef with gooseworx or whatever? why? arent they politically similiar?

>>85656486
supposedly, but I'm not unemployed enough to know the specifics.
>arent they politically similiar?
leftists always have cat fights

hazbin/helluva boss is basically drag race at this point. How can you relate to normal gays if you don't watch it?

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>>85656549
>relating to normal gays

>>85656765
I seem to be the only gay around that actually likes musicals even though it's supposed to be a stereotype.

i need to find a boyfriend but for real this time

just got ghosted the day after he tells me he loves me, because i said i wasn't ok with him sleeping around and dating other people before we were supposed to meet irl 4 months from now. oh well there goes 3 months of my life, talking to him every single day for hours, just when i was feeling secure that i'd found someone who wants to be with me. now what am i supposed to do. i feel completely empty and want to die, like how can you treat someone you supposedly loved like this. fuck my life so hard, nothing ever lasts, i'm just a starter kit or a monkey branch or whatever.

>>85657093
:( damn, that's rough, anon. some guys are just real pieces of garbage.

>>85657104
i spent all yesterday crying and feeling horrible, today i have nothing left i'm just angry and confused. i left messages on his steam wall that he deleted, then blocked me. i have a friend request on discord just sitting there. i don't understand, none of it makes sense to me, i thought i knew this guy, we always patched things up, and we made real progress the other day and now this. it's just crazy.

>>85657139
some people just have problems they need to work through and will just hurt people until they do. sorry you spent all that time on someone who isn't fit for a relationship. you deserve better than that kind of treatment, anon

>>85657147
yeah i'm trying not to take it personally cos i really don't think i did anything wrong. but it still hurts, it doesn't erase all the good times we had together, how much i genuinely cared about him, and loved him. thanks for listening and responding <3

>tfw no musky bf who demands frequent tongue baths

>>85657139
>we always patched things up
If you have enough conflicts in 3 months to say something like this, it was never meant to be.

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>tfw naturally stinky twink
>shower constantly
What kinda bf would I make

>>85657841
a stinky one apparently

I like helluva boss because it has bottom rapist (as in, a bottom who rapes) representation

>>85657841
The kinda bf who should let me catch a whiff before he jumps in the shower

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>saw two guys my age holding hands in public
>came back home and spent 30 minutes curled up in my blanked staring at nothing with tears in my eyes weighing whether I should kms or not.
PDA's should be illegal.

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buying new clothes so my future boyfriend thinks I'm stylish and cool

>>85658005
What's it even about? I have a friend that likes it, he's a gang surrounded mexican.

>>85658070
that pic is hilarious

>>85657791
probably. but there were more moments where we really connected than i've ever had too. i think that's just what happens when two broken people with a lot in common meet, idk.

>finally find a guy that vibes with me
>he says he's a bottom
>surprisingly he likes my appearance
>says he finds me cute in my own way
>we have a cute date and kiss
>I say that I was so happy I found him
>finally we get to a room to have sex
>we're both excited
>sees my micropenis
>his expression does a 180
>doesn't say a word
>"I-i will make sure you enjoy it, I...do you want to top?"
>"no"
>"sorry"
>says I don't have to worry
>goes away without saying a word
>blocks me

now, how do you recover from something like this?

>>85658218
idk, we're all virgins here

>>85658218
sorry bro that sucks. how small we talking?

>>85658276
does it matter? Is there a size so little that would make me deserve this?

>>85658307
idk just curious bro

>>85656076
>tfw we never found out if anon was ready

>>85655087
>>85655120
>>85655160
hmmm..interesting. research

>tfw no bf who comes home from walks and goes to take a shower right away having no idea I'll be sniffing his shoes

are any of you anons virgins or manwhores? i'm a turbo virgin

>>85658402
I'm virgin, and will stay virgin for the rest of my life

>>85658402
It's R9gay on R9k hope this helps

>>85658415
why do you think you'll forever be a virgin?
>>85658417
it varies. R9k has virgins, manwhores and even normies

>>85658427
because I'm a freak and mentally ill, and I never fit in anywhere or with anyone.

>>85658457
you fit here better than I do

>>85658544
I don't know your situation, but even if that were true, that wouldn't be much of a relief. this place is for losers, and I don't think I fit that well even here. I fit better here than I do elsewhere, but that's like saying a russian toilet smells better than an indian street. I still don't fit.
there's probably at least some place where you can hang out and not feel like a total alien, and if there isn't then, we may be alike.

>>85654927
Thank you all for coming to my show, hope you're having a great time. I've got two songs left, this next one is called No One is Ever Going to Want Me. And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-one-two-three-four,

>>85658402
I once had sex with a woman but it doesn't count because i wore a condom and didn't enjoy it

>>85658396
Wwyd if i took a shower but "forgot" to wash my feet and placed them on your lap

>>85658690
dis nigga showering upside down, dafuq

>>85658701
Niqqa is u high or sumn

>>85658724
I mean how do you shower without your feet getting clean, are you standing on your head in there

why don't we all just date each other? seems like the obvious solution to all our problems. has anyone ever thought of this? i feel like a genius rn

I'm gonna put on my cashmere cardigan tomorrow and go for a coffee, like any normal faggot would

Good night r9g

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if you don't look like this or as non attractive as this, you ain't a gaycel

>>85658690
I would be tempted into subtly trying to smell them hoing you won't notice what I'm trying to do

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Fascinating > Face sitting

>>85658849
He looks like a normal guy wtf he even has a full head of hair and no visible deformities

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I see couples outside that are objectively very ugly, not just much uglier than me but I don't get envious of them if anything it makes me happy they found someone despite their lacking appearance

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I have lectures in less than 2 hours, and I feel like I can't do this, so I'm resorting to the only alcoholic beverage in my house rn (some tuscan wine my dad brought me for cooking), and hoping I'll be drunk enough to manage.
Drinking wine at this time of the day makes me feel like a moody bottom.

>>85658971
cooking wine.. you've obviously lost all human dignity

>>85658966
he does look normal and nerdy and weirdcute, but you just know this isn't what a gay man would ever be looking for. You'd swipe left on him on a dating app

>>85658982
it's actually fairly ok wine, $60 a bottle stuff, not fancy, but not trash either. I don't normally drink alcohol, so he left a case for me for cooking.
but I never had any human dignity to begin with.

>>85658996
oh nooo, you shouldn't cook anything over $9, but at least you're drinking good stuff or something

I'm drinking cherry cola

>>85658307
Yes, an ftm would 100% deserve that treatment. A bottom wants to be fucked. If you don't have equipment capable of fucking, find a top or a side.

>>85658745
>he thinks things get clean with just hot water flowing over them
Are you straight or something?

>>85659243
Isnt he cis? There really isn't a dick so small he can't fuck in that case

>>85658971
im also a moody bottom, and im drinking merlot and eating pizza. such is life

>>85659003
>you shouldn't cook anything over $9
doesnt know shit about cooking sherry award

my favorite game has been infested with brownoids and bots. i hope someone bombs EAs headquarters

>>85659003
you're supposed to cook with wine that you'd drink tho that's what my husband marco says

ugh you guys are cooking? Doesn't that get you faaat??? A salad is enough for the day, maybe with a toast so you don't like DIE out of hypoglycemia

>>85659382
if you get fat from your own cooking, youre either disgustingly lazy or cooking badly.

>>85659384
>cooking badly.
surely the opposite, never trust a skinny chef and all that

>>85659392
skinny and fat are both subjective, but i gotta say youre right. fat chefs know how to make shit taste divine.

>>85659384
girl I mean you gotta eat a lil less than normal if you wanna be a skinny twink, no?

>>85659324
Some people genuinely have 3 inches or less hard and they shouldn't pretend to be tops

>>85659399
forgot what exercising is, or...?

>>85659403
Weight loss is much more a matter of diet than exercise.

>>85659410
not sure where you heard that, but its just wrong. its about burning more kcals than youre intaking, as well as doing specific exercises to try and target fat. keyword is *try* as its not always possible to burn fat in specific areas.

>get spots on dick that look like genital warts before ever having sex
>confirmed not STD, still looks disgusting
>painful testicles
>painful shaft
>painful glans
>nerve pain sensitivity around anus area + haemorrhoids
i legit feel cursed, like i've been built specifically to NOT have sex. too ashamed to even bottom for some old dude

>>85659417
thats why i've been moving around more and also cook all of my meals. Nothing can be trusted, everything else just makes you obese, I have completely cut out bread, rice, beans, all drinks that isn't water, sweet food and such

You can't fall off if you were never up there to begin with

>>85659417
>its about burning more kcals than youre intaking
Everyone but exceptional athletes burns more calories from baseline metabolic maintenance than intentional exercise, but all the intake comes from diet. You can lose weight without exercise but you can't out-exercise a binge diet.

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Love when games I have high expectations of delived (new Garfield game), hate when games I have high expectations of suck (new walking dead game)

>>85659403
you forgot what trolling is and it's embarrassing

>>85658819
You're a very smart boy

>>85658947
I feel like it'd be hard not to notice my own bf salivating over my feet. What if you got close enough to barely smell them, and then i suddenly raised my foot toward your nose? (:

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>>85659649
yeah man, totally trolling

>>85659659
It was clear by the tone of that post you're just a retard who had to take the obvious bait. Are you autistic? Because he was clearly over the top it's hard not to notice.

>>85659703
>over the top
like every 3rd gay dude irl talks like that. do you even go out and TRY to talk to people?

>>85658819
it won't happen ;-;
is this online dating?
it won't be in be in person

>not even gay
>just have an inferiority complex and fetish around wanting to be humiliated and dominated by men with bigger dicks than my pathetic, useless, 8"x5" mega paper thin pencil pp
i never asked for this... if i had a normal, proper 5.5"+ girth that fit my length i wouldn't have developed a literal humiliation fetish and would be straight. it's over.

>>85659655
I can be very subtle
If you did that I would get very embarrassed and ask you what you're doing to see your response but I wouldn't move away so that your foot was still that close to my face

>>85658819
Aren't we like all bottoms?? How would that work..

>>85659768
Well I appreciate your candor. I'd be too tempted not to smile and simply order you to suck my toes, since you're practically giving the game away with your body language.

>>85658819
nobody wants to date a mentally ill freak gaycel antisocial bottom

>>85659816
nah playuh. im versemaxxing they call me shogay ohtani cause i'm switchin' postions depending on the situation kno' um sayin'

>>85659824
Well in that case your toes would be sucked and cleaned so you wouldn't have to worry about washing them :3

>>85658819
>we all just date each other?
like, at the same time?

>>85659847
Attaboy. So adorable and eager to serve (:

Had a long shift and im very tired so im gonna have to go now. See you around

>>85659636
i don't wanna be a shota for sex reasons i just wanna be able to have frens & play vidya all day together again

>>85659351
I'm not moody. I've just been compelled by circumstances outside of my control to get drunk.
we're NOT the same.

>>85659400
>they shouldn't pretend to be tops
they should
>>85659844
>nobody wants to date a mentally ill freak gaycel antisocial bottom
I do

>>85659816
Two bottoms fotting while riding dildos is a beautiful form of sex.

femboyxfemboy is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.

mascxmasc is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.

normaldudexnormaldude is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.

>>85660094
lier... you have no idea what you'd be getting into.

>>85659898
Be a neet that's what I do :>

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I think I'm too old to be gay, good thing I was never a faggot

>>85660326
that didnt solve the
>have frens
part though

>>85654927
The bottom in picrel is stronger than 90% of /r9k/ users, look at them muscles.

>>85660373
No one's holding you against your will never, you can pretty much fuck off from here in any minute and your absense is better than your presense here, sad straggot

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older confident twink and younger shy twink is the purest gay love and I have countless yaoi to back up that claim.

I'm stronger that 99% of /r9k/ users but that never helped me get a boyfriend

>>85660473
>tfw older shy twink
It's over

>>85660473
Lowk I prefer Kaji but Kaworu is very hot too

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incredible cute media haul this thread

>>85655292
welding mask sex... it sure would be hard to see anything, xd
>>85659845
audibly kekked

I blame all you fags for making me more moody, horny, and GAY

Any ideas for to fix me, a kkhv definitely mentally ill 28 yo gaycel?

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>still periodically think about these cute shoes I saw at the store but they didn't have my size tho it's been few years

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Can I get a cute sub top boyfriend if I'm avoidant and have no empathy? He needs to be okay if I don't actually care about him and cheating on him if he doesn't satisfy me.

>>85661215
i'd have proposed it to be me but i remembered that i'm ugly and my dick is small and while i'd understand why you'd cheat on me it still would feel terrible for me

>>85661215
I propose cuckbot but you'd have to cheat in him with blacks since that's what turns him on

>>85661162
im gaycel too and (spiritually) 35 years old. it doesn't get better.

>>85661215
pull up, i wouldnt care about you either

>>85661309
Im sure you're beautiful little bro. We'll get you a cage and a strap instead.
>>85661344
Does it have to be black dudes? I'm neutral on the race thing but people being obsessed with BBC is a very unattractive and nonsensical trait.

>>85661417
Ok I know it's gonna be a tough talk, but how would fix me? If it doesn't get better then there's gonna be a way to stop the pain.

>>85661553
No you can't be neutral you have to obsess over them you have to say how they're superior to him that's what gets him off

autistic gamer bf where are you

i'm no longer playing any games and my austism made me miserable

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I decided to visit more local gay, even if it was an (((lgbt))) forum and this is what I've found that obviously made me sad because why tf would I post about it here
>they were talking about penis sizes and how much is enough
>6 inches is meh
>7 is somewhat perfect
>8 is getting uncomfortable
>some fucked people with 9 inches at felt truly amazing and their current bf with 7 inches is not really quite there pleasure wise
>some dude bottomed for his friend with a penis over 10 inches
How the fuck am I supposed to go on dates now knowing I have a peenie of 5.5 inches in my pants when every guy wants (and i don't blame them for that, i know why and how that desire forms and stuff) to have at least 7 inches inside their holes? I already have lots of mental and physical deformities. Am I done with life? Should I be gincel forever? Now listen, I know I'm bad and unappealing but I don't want to feel bad about things outside of my control. I know more men have big dicks than not

>>85662171
most of those are fetishsts and straight up lying. Simply put the vast majority of people are not packing monster dongs. 5-6 inches is fine for anyone who hasn't had their anus blown out by extremely large dildos.

>>85662187
Yeah and yet the crave more and can find it often. I can literally call a dude and ask him nicely even if it would end our acquitanceship if he gives in and he's send me his 9 inch dong. I want to believe you yet I can't. Every dude I traded pics with dickmogged me too, there's little hope and another shiv in my side and a shit trait on my list and no boy would love me

>>85662216
You can you camera angles to make it look bigger. Unless they have a ruler in picture you don't know how big it really is.

>>85662216
Something something survivorship bias or editing like anon said, I'm still not convinced there is a bunch of dudes walking around with 9-10 inch dongs to be talking like this.

>>85662230
I can... simply notice it being of a certain size that angles won't be able to embelish
>>85662294
No no, those are rarer, but most are 6 7 8, around half of all of them I heard

people with big dongs are vocal about it, regular guys are just not bragging about their 5-6 inchers.

>>85662171
Not too different from here, just more direct.
I'm a side, so it might not mean much for you, but while I'd prefer to top because I love guys' butts, I'd rather have a small and naturally gentle penis inside me if I have to bottom. I have no doubts that large penises give more pleasure and that a large penised guy can be gentle too, but a guy with a small one will be naturally gentle and do just fine to make love so we meet each other's bodies. Large penises can hurt you like hell after you got your orgasm, and if not used well, they might actually damage your insides

I'm in a minority, it's not common at all loving them little, but when gays mature and get older they understand size isn't all that important. For me affection come first and foremost

Nothing makes me madder than a big dick femboy. You have a large dong, why are you dressing up in skirts and thigh highs? You could have been a good tier masculine twink.

>>85662313
Idk anon I feel like you're oversimplifying things. Like if you were hypothetically fucking me, you're still in my guts with 5.5 inches + the weight of your body + the heat of your body and a bunch of other things that would holistically define the pleasure of the experience. It isn't neccessarily ONE thing.

>>85662362
length is genuinely irrelevant. i would trade my bit bigger than 8"x5" comically thin penis for a 6"x5.5" one in a heartbeat. length doesn't mean fuckall if you're sub 5.5" girth. you might as well just stay celibate if you don't have decent girth and you want to do anything but bottom. i don't know what i did to deserve such cursed and rotten genetics but they've put me off ever doing anything sexual permanently. twink bottoms would laugh me out of a room if i showed up with what i'm packing compared to true chad tops with length and girth every twink dreams of worshipping.

>>85662435
i would let a hung femboy dominate my ass and mouth while i'm caged. i don't deserve to use my pencil pp for anything but fapping to huge chad dicks.

I want to have a bf and I definitely prefer topping but my dick is like 10cm its so brutal
How much do you guys care about dick size

>>85662562
how girthy? respectfully, a picture helps a lot

>>85662562
>do you guys care about dick size
a lot, but not as much as girth

Someone call me a bad neet because I got a pizza out instead of cooking.

>you might as well just stay celibate if you don't have decent girth
ughhhh... ahhhhh...
>>85662373
No, I appreciate the input and I've heard that being discussed before and I want to believe it's the truth but I have to also consider that even if romantic love is more important there's a non zero chance that when it would come to getting naked there will be new important aspects that will suddenly come into play and I can just expect the other dude to be kind enough to understand it and be ok with it
How are you a side but have sex in all positions?
>>85662455
I know I see where you're coming from. Let's assume it was more important because I know that sex is happening in the heads too. What if it was 9 iches instead?

>>85662562
I can't be a hypocrite and choose someone based on penis size, I wouldn't discard someone over it

>>85662582
I wanna kiss your pizza stuffed puffy cheeks instead. After you showered

>>85662591

You're in luck, its a shower night. I'll be clean for the week.

>>85662595
post yourself showering next time washing your balls and plump asss

>>85662575
Yeah I don't have a chance, it isnt that girthy too
Is it possible to compensate this with fingering or some shit idk

sub 8"x6" men wouldn't ever have sex period if women and bottoms were honest about their size preferences. they yearn for chad harems. fact.

I deserve pale skinned cat ears purple contacts fluffy hair collared femboy and I won't agree on anything else

>>85662583
>How are you a side but have sex in all positions?
my bad I worded it wrong, should have said vers-side
>but I have to also consider that even if romantic love is more important there's a non zero chance that when it would come to getting naked there will be new important aspects that will suddenly come into play and I can just expect the other dude to be kind enough to understand it and be ok with it
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, yes that could happen and it's a very real fear because I have it as well, however in my opinion, as important as sex can be for gay men, if that's the thing that breaks or make the relationship, I'd consider that as a shallow relationship, do you really want one of that kind? Anons will say that a gay guy should be entitled to leave someone for sex etc. which I can understand, but if I got to be with someone I want to feel safe and comforted with them be loved for who I am, and likewise for them with me. I might not give them the greatest sex or they would not give the greatest sex to me, but us finding each other and wanting to be with each other is the most important thing, everything else can be worked out. If a relationship is built on a performance, you will always feel insecure

Why is cucking not a thing in a gay community?

>>85662616
>4 inches
a bit small but prostate is only two inches in so you should be good. might have to wear your size on your sleeve desu as boys can be retarded size queens

>>85662595
what does your body wash smell like storyboy?

>>85662639
because it's called "open relationships", one sided version

I just wanted to hug the guys I liked naked and jerk each other off, I didn't sign for any of this stuff

>>85662643

I don't use body wash, I use store brand bar soap. Same with shampoo, just regular store brand.

>>85662642
>but prostate is only two inches in
then why do all bottoms insist on 8"+ uncut with big girth?

>>85662616
a genuine advice for anons like you: do not use dating apps. They're very dehumanizing and you will find people who will outright shame you for your size unprovoked, gays are mean fuckers. Most of the time they either ghost you or filter you, but sometimes they like to make you feel bad about it too

Meet guys in places who are full with people like you. Most of them will be straight, but a gay boy hiding might be there and you will understand each other better than you would with the average grindr gay

>>85662667
idk, why do all tops want to fuck femboys and twinks only with small waist?

>>85662655
Imagine him petting your head while you are lying on his chest
Just imagine

>>85662677
nta but what if you're a shut in who doesn't leave his house?

Whats the gayest place in europe?

>>85662689
online places are included as well, it was implicit. Actually it's more common finding gays there

>>85662583
Anon I just don't think it's a fair assessment to isolate one variable for this determination. Cock is kinda whatever if it isn't used right. If you want my personal assessment, I just think that 9 inches is way less practical. Past a certain length you need to do more intensive prep, which is a lot of effort. With something 5 to 6 inches, you can just have a good diet, BM, douche and go to ham essentially whenever you want. Plus I'm a prostate guy, and that's like 2 inches

>>85662707
Spain is the most LGBTQ friendly

Did you ever lick someone's asshole? How was it?

>>85662686
I wanna be the one doing that actually. I used to want to hug a good guy so bad, I wanted him to feel very loved...by a man, not a temporary replacement for a woman, a man was loving him and I wanted him to feel great about it, that a man loved him

>>85662720
isn't Spain among the more conservative places in Europe? I would think Germany or Scandinavia would be the most accepting.

why are people casually talking like 9"+ dicks are commonplace when even the biggest dicks in porn and on the internet barely reach 8.5" with 6"+ girth? the only measured 9" dicks i have ever seen have a downward bend and are measured along the curve with a flexible tape. i have never seen a dick close to or over 9" that wasn't curved massively. halfhorsedre comes close but i still think he's a solid 8.5"x6.5" and he obviously pumps so he's not natty.

>>85662659
>store brand bar soap
does that reach all your body parts? Doesn't it feel itchy after?
>just regular store brand
a lot of people use store brand shampoo, nothing unusual. It has to be good enough not to hurt your hair

What do you guys do for scincare

>>85662752

I itch a little afterward and it is kinda a struggle to wash in between the fat folds and reach my entire back but I manage. I probably do stink even after a shower though.

>>85662755
I have eczema

>>85662743
no, it's the opposite. Spain is very progressive both economically and socially, also beautiful country and beautiful guys with possibly plumper butts compared to the rest of Europe
>Scandinavia
I guess North Europe is also very progressive and chill, but if you want a place that fuses that with a gayer energy, Spain is perfect

scincare - scintillating care

>>85662723
pretty nice. it's very soft and squishy. it can really make your tongue sore to dig your tongue in (this is important as it's how you get the most noise out of the boy you're rimming)

>>85662760
>itch
bar soap will make you feel that way. Try a simple body wash or a shower gel
>I do stink
you got to shower more and use deodorant, roll-on one

>>85662755
Gooning mostly

>>85662783

Might help if I wash my clothes more than every couple months, yes months. I get into fucks where I don't do anything. Maybe I'll get body wash when I use all the bar soap I have but I just bought a case of it.

>>85662635
You can't really say this because from what I've gather you were inside men and those men were inside you. I'd assume you'd be a good boyfriend for your boyfriend. But just as I said I do think that with the mutual understanding it won't be an issue but I can't have hope that my fbf won't get tired or says that he's had better or that it doesn't feel like it used to or at all anymore and that will be my concern because I also don't know wtf is important in a relationship at all and expect to be blindsided over a thing that I feel strong shame about. Must be the lack of experience which sums up to 0
>>85662715
I want to believe you and I'm doing it for attention but I genuinely can't understand why would someone not pick more if they could. You're literally talking to a wall right now, I don't understand fully the concept because I don't have the confidence and want more. I appreciate it in some way and yet still why are you trying to pass it as impractical? Are you speaking from experience? Did you sleep with many men? How? Any tips? Slut

>>85662781
Were you able to touch prostate with your tongue? How long is your it?

>>85662787
Doesn't it do the opposite

>>85662801
I don't think so? I think the anus is just kind of an erogenous zone that feels good to be lathered and lightly fucked with by a wet flexible muscle.

>>85662798
I don't have all that much experience either anon, don't worry
>I'd assume you'd be a good boyfriend for your boyfriend
why?
>my fbf won't get tired or says that he's had better or that it doesn't feel like it used to or at all anymore and that will be my concern
I understand your concerns perfectly, that's why the first thing to do is find a person to be without initiating or basing the relationship on sex. Hard as a gay guy, but not impossible. Your boyfriend should make you feel happy, safe, not judged, and you should feel him that way too, in all your imperfections. I know it sounds too sugary and romantic, but honestly that's the kind of relationship I'd seek. Everything else is just a fuckbuddy

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>>85662810
Yes but that doesn't stop me

>>85662755
I wash my face with cleancing foam, I spray it with some moisturizer. I wanted to list more but I genuinely stopped caring about my face over the years, no use for putting eye patches, clay masks, gold masks, face scrubs, nose patch thingies that suck up the gunk, creams, night creams, eye drops or creams again too if this face is ugly and will never be kissed. Now I have large pores from shaving and a scary forehead.
>>85662765
Would you ever date a guy with eczema that he developed over Christmas because his skin barrier finally gave in and snapped from stress and irritation and developed eczema on two fingers?

>>85662794
>Might help if I wash my clothes more than every couple months, yes months
we know, I read it, but why do you share this here?
>Maybe I'll get body wash when I use all the bar soap I have but I just bought a case of it
buy the shower gel and use the bar soap for something else, like washing your hands or washing clothes? It will dry out your skin otherwise

>>85662831

I share all my fuck ups, I get a sort of pleasure out of knowing people are probably laughing at me. I used to do this back in school, laugh when people were making fun of me.

My skin is already shit and very dry naturally so why use anything else?

>>85662823
that big boy deserves a better bf

>>85662841
Yellow bottoms are the most oppressed race

>>85662840
hot, but a little sad too. You are a masochist, out of past trauma probably, so does that mean you feel nothing when someone is kind to you? I'm not laughing personally
>skin is already shit and very dry naturally so why use anything else
it will make it feel less itchy

Would you be ok if your bf had light version of a pigeon chest

>>85662845
it wasn't about his race, I like yellow guys, it's his nonchalant expression. I'd get as red as a tomato everytime my big boy kissed me, it seems like he gives him for granted, key word "seems"

>>85662854

like what trauma? mom wanting me to get off my ass and do something instead of playing video games? Yes she yelled a bit but she wasn't abusive. I was bullied at school and made fun of a lot but at the same time I was also weird and brought a lot of it onto myself. I don't think I had it that much worse than other people. There was one physically deformed kid that got it way worse than me.

>>85662872
>>85662845
nvm, they aren't a couple and the jap guy was having a rough time

>>85662819
I know, that would have been my plan going into the future anyway, I plan to meet someone that would have to be fine with me not being intimate, approachable or warm even because I have other, not penis related, quirks that doesn't make me a great partner or at least one that is comfortable with emotional intimacy either. I don't want to open up quickly nor open my pants quickly either. Probably will take few months, I'm really not used to being close to someone, I don't go into details. And only then maybe when I explicitly warn that how I feel about my hangup few times then I may proceed with the act
>why?
Idk you've been familiar with the sex so I assume you were also in a relationship at least once and you don't give the impression of a jerk and have sweet decency about you, I don't think you'd be the worst bf ever. If you think you are I assure you're nice and compassionate but I only know this much and it's my idea of you

>>85662874
so basically you want people to punish you with their disdain because you can't discipline yourself, so kindness isn't appreciated or important because you feel you do not deserve it or you feel like it's not genuine

>>85662922

I have no self control or discipline. If I want to do something then I'm going to do it, I also have no concept of delayed gratification, like rewarding myself to do a task because I'll just get the reward without doing the task. And I kinda feel like I don't deserve kindness for how I've wasted my life. I had so many chances and I squandered them all. My family weren't exactly well off but they still gave me a lot of opportunities and I couldn't even make proper use of one of them. And nothing I do feels genuine, I feel like my entire life is just one big act or show.

>>85662886
>I assure you're nice and compassionate
thanks anon :) not to brag but I'm definitely one of the most sympathetic people I know, I know it sounds vain but the truth is that I haven't met many compassionate people in my life, but I don't know a lot of people and I'm not a saint either, I try to be sympathetic but sometimes I can turn it off for my sake. I have my own quirks and cons too
>be fine with me not being intimate, approachable or warm even because I have other, not penis related, quirks that doesn't make me a great partner or at least one that is comfortable with emotional intimacy either
that is fine as long as you can love your partner and you also accept his quirks and weirdness. Love is a game of compromise
You say you aren't warm but it doesn't sound like you're all that cold either, I mean you want to find love, but is it just to feel good about it or you want to give a part of your heart to someone too?

>>85662954
you really do deserve a hug, and then someone to get you forcefully in line but for your sake. That's all I am going to say. You think you don't, but you do deserve a hug, there's a lot of repressed sadness that doesn't know how to come out

Sorry but I'm not gonna laugh to anything you wrote

>>85662798
TLDR: You have your rectum and your sigmoid colon. Rectum is generally clean and easy to prep. Past your rectum is the sigmoid colon where all your shit is stored, which requires like an hour long ordeal to clean and cannot be done regularly. Your rectum is much stronger and more flexible than your colon, blah blah blah blah. Anyways Anon what is important is what you said "if they could". There's a lot of things we would want if "we could", but that isn't reality, and therefore we shouldn't really get hung up on them. Like what if could take huge cock without prep or risk of perforation, but fundamentally that isn't reality or practical and I'm not gonna treat huge cock like that. Anyways this is my last response.