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>return from the woods on a hike to build confidence to buy witch figurines
>mailbox full of silver gold and othwr knicknacks
>gonna get the cutest witches
Simplest lyfe is bestest. I hope it rains soon and makes the waterfall roar. Some soju to celebrate.
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https://audiomack.com/uberzeugungstater-offiziell
>loved chudtunes 10 years ago
>love chudtunes nao
Ick personified.
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>try Augustine's City of God cause considered hi my final op
>it's just the classical christcuck ''presumes Christianity is right to begin with'' slop.
It's funny thing cause commies do the same kind of ''bad things under communism are fine because I already agree with it'' tardation. A heathencel can only remain true to themselves in a world where evil has already won centuries ago and the current good vs evil is only theater.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EG-fKXNSUck
>https://www.vinmonopolet.no/Land/Frankrike/Cognac-Tradisjonell/Grande-Champagne/R%C3%A9my-Martin-Louis-XIII/p/764901
>4000 dollah for sum cognac
Bug imagien the hypermaterialist persoid sneed....
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Funni thing am actually highly competent cause of my OCD/autism, but I will never be seen as such outside of specific scenarios cause of how socially cold I am. Unironically hate this and hate how Reddit ''autismos'' cope how this is akshully a good thing.
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>Slavs always think am just pretending not to understand them
>talk to my mom in my language in front of them
>they make funni noises cause its utterly incomprehensible to them
I guess this is how Jews feel blabbering in Yiddish in front of some goy trying to expose them.
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>mom keeps telling everynyan I don't eat meat
>tells me she won't cook any for me cause I don't eat it anyway
>literally cooked sum sosiges in front of her a few days ago
Huh.
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Hey OP, there is a treatment you can get so that you don't have to write these shitty avatarfagging blogs anymore. It's called hrt. You'll be much happier when you start. <3
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>too wasted
>drink watah and eat sum zucchini to not hab a bad day tomorrow hopefully
>phone pings
>probs dad
>gonna prmise him to invest in his business and buy a haus and get a gf instead of buying some anime figures so he leaves alone for a few months more
Goodnights.
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>>85668005
Oh wow I decided to drink a few shots of vodka too
Idk why
I was productive all day even after work but I failed on this
>work tomorrow morning
I better dont drink more
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>>85668005
>get a gf
you will become the gf
thats pretty obvious even for a blind guy
now wear a skirt and bend over uwu
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>>85668107
>>85668193
>blah blah blah I'm a homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroXrMOXJVU
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>>85668199
Im not a homo
you just wont wear a skirt for me
so sad
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>>85668221
I'm too manly. I'd break your fingers.
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>>85668235
Im getting working hands and my back hurts
Maybe in your dreams
you should play wow forever with me after work
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>>85668253
>nigga thinks am som smol bean who never held a shovel before
I'd punch you square in your faec.
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>>85668267
okies we can fight but if you lose you WILL wear a skirt and let me TOPP you
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I'm like 6 feet tall and have proven natural tard strength.
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that wasn't a no from ur side so I guess you agree on the terms of the fight
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>>85668298
I don't. I'd beat you up just for sport. So bad they'd label it a h8 crim.
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https://rumble.com/v50kzfx-stahlgewitter-lbeck-96.html
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>>85666583
i hope the rain floods your house and there's a whirlwind and you slowly get sucked in and cry
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>>85668365
My haus is on top of the mountain. To drown me you'd all have to drown yourselfs first. Go ahead. Bleh.
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>>85668309
you are my unofficial gf eitherway
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>>85668378
>be ceb
>be into shabby Slavic men
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I should just shudd up for the night.
https://rumble.com/v6cvb1p-landser-landser.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_o%2Csrc_v1_rso&sci=4cad807d-b70b-4dae-8343-29b921d185f1
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>>85668399
>be aiste
>be a cute girl
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>>85668375
oh? you think i can't just slice the mountain in half? you're speaking to the greatest earth bender on /r9k/, punk
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>>85668505
Don't be rude to my cute gf >:(
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I think I'll lose a couple of kilos and then ditch my whole wardrobe and all the ''practical'' black/gray slavcel clothes altogether and opt for lighter colors. I used to wear sweaters with like rainbows and patterns and stuff.
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I think people would take me ore seriously as a pagan nazi if I dressed properly.
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you are a pagan princess uwu
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>>85668513
tell your gf-bf to stop being such an easy target then, baka ... i almost feel bad!
i'll drown BOTH of your houses! hehehhe
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Albeit something like lusekofte would feel like a larp.
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>>85668560
you being a cis straight male is just a larp
>>85668559
We have more than 1 house
goodlucks hitting all of them
and if you do thanks for the insurance money
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKjLuqeUzCw
Never really noticed some of us look a bit Mongolian.
>>85668617
You lterally hab a supermodel cousin to marry on a silver platter, but choose to be gay for a boy you don't even know what I look like. Baka of the century.
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Dear mods, please remove this homosexual kind of day aiste spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/trash/ (6th thread)

Thank you
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>>85668617
the more the merrier... you'll be forced to sleep with the fishies.
how can two 4channers have so much money? you guys definitely stole these houses. reporting to cops. get pwned
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>its way too late
>get ready2sleep
I can't wait for the weekend cause the last one was actually exhausting
>parents fren has a office job
>his plan for us was to walk all across hamburg
>me & died were like HE IS KILLING US
>mom won't allow him ever again to be in charge of the plans
they are still going on a cruise together later this year
I will stay back to run our business and have my 7 weeks vacation afterwards uwu
But first of all I need a weekend where my legs can rest
>>85668692
>marrying ur cousin
https://youtu.be/-p8GXZcdrIk?is=wFbqx0vsgHPWLJ_X
Well if you are that offended just remember my needy side doesn't have any better than you at the moment so its not really serious ig
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>>85668735
You legit turning me off from wanting to be and dress nice cause it's all so gay and trans for you. I should just stop posting, I guess. Goodnight.
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>>85668760
you should pay me for being your therapist
>>85668728
cause my parents have a boomer mindset
I passed on the opportunity to own a house myself cause thats retarded to me
I will avoid owing the banks for as long as I can
fuck the banks
But they will gift me at least one cause of tax reasons in the future
>currently have to deal with the huge headache of fixing one of our apartments befor we rent it again
I better stfu & sleep now
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>>85668784
Every interaction with you is a regret. I get now why hos say ''Am trying to be qt for myself.''
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>>85668801
you basically owe me so much money
At least ask your wise mom for me
If you do that I will leave you alone for 4 months
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Im sober enough now to only care about cash
Im gonna count swiss francs while falling asleep
their 1000 swiss franc bill is the best thing that ever happened in this universe
Goodnights fr now
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>>85668820
I'm 99% sure your family is way wealthier than mine, so just ask a cousin and stop kvetching aboot it.
>>85668839
Hei, I got one too lole.
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The best one is a German 1941 coin that just randomly appeared in my haus. I wonder what's its story.
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Another 'eepless night sigh.



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