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Israelis are marking three years since the Hamas-led attack on 7 October 2023
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Remember the febreze gimmick?
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Kemi is going to MAKE you work.
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>>85714643
Not britain related
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>>85714643
She look like a qteeee
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>>85714643
>Israelis are marking three years since the Hamas-led attack on 7 October 2023
How should I feel about this?
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>>85714643
Israeli Defense Force thread. Not British, not wanted.
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>>85714655
no im pretty new here what was it about?
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>>85714694
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Febreze/
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friendly reminder they let them in
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>>85714657
I mean, the benefits system at the moment is unsustainable. It will end.
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>>85714657
oh ho ho they'd doing the pretending like capitalists don't abhor the concept of 100% employment pantomime
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>>85714698
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Febreze/
atrocious gimmick, not even worth archiving
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I have yet to see the OCT 7th rape happen
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>>85714687
Grief and Mourning for the Victims
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You say that was in Israel? What music festival was happening there? That may as well have been a localized issue. When would that make America involved? I guess that's what my offspring will look like after a hard day with Israelis. It really looks like a projectionable loss regards of useful African only simple machines and all with the intelligence and the usefulness
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>>85714687
Anger and Anxiety over the devastation in Gaza
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>>85714730
30 American citizens were killed and others were taken hostage
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>>85714643
Fake and gay day
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there just *happened* to be a music festival with lots of foreign visitors right on the border of the failed deathcult terrorist controlled state on the day of the attack
wow now thats some bad luck huh? its like the opposite of the good luck of taking your first day off work in 30 years on the day of 9/11
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>>85714672
The Mandate of Palestine is rightfully British soil.
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its just bad luck right? i mean south korea holds music festivals on the border with north korea all the time without incident
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CAN'T GET PEACE TO WATCH THIS FUCKING FILM REEEEEEEE
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>>85714657
Are these politicians thick or what? I'm not even on one side or the other but even disregarding those on bennies, there aren't enough jobs for people actively looking. Just what is their obsession with working? It's impossible for everyone in society to work in this day and age and it's only going to get worse.
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>>85714801
its theatre for bitter working people lad
even if there were enough jobs for everyone the elites wouldn't want total employment because it would drive wages up
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>>85714801
There's plenty of jobs that need doing. They just aren't being advertised as jobs right now because it's not worth paying people to do them. Jobless people need to be forced to do them in exchange for food rations
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>>85714842
You're full of shit I reckon.
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>>85714847
Look outside your window, I bet you'll see a road that needs re-surfaced or at least re-painted. No one wants to pay for someone to do it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't need doing. You should be given a choice between doing that and being shot
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watching some clearview driving even though I'm already a holder of a valid full UK driver's licence
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>>85714857
You're getting shot then little lid.
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Literally all they have to do is pay me in pussy and I'll go get a job, but noooooo
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>>85714895
literally nothing stopping you spending your wages on brass, fella
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>>85714801
Vacancies exist its just that competition is super high for most jobs, unless you can work on an oil rig and manage being 6 months out in sea.
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>>85714919
Yeah vacancies exist but let's be honest, the kind of people they want to get into work are mong and all the mong jobs are now done by immigrants or AI.
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>>85714847
>>85714842

Anons correct. Its called financial value and priorities. If the task needs 50 pounds of labour but only brings in 10 pound in value then economically its crossed off the list or dropped to the bottom of the pile for a company
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Shall be doing some chores now me

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>"Anon, I can't take birth control. I want you to use my ass instead"

How would you react lads?
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>>85714949
call her a yank
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>>85714945
Same. Just had a mini bump, doing a spliff, got choons on a pack of chuddy (not nuchuddy but chewing gum chuddy).

LET'S FUCKEN GO!
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>>85714949
THREAD STEALER
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>>85714698
what was the gimmick in this?
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>>85714949
GIVE ME A JOB LICKING HER ARSE AND I'LL DO IT
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>>85714727
Am I heartless if I don't mourn?
>>85714735
Am I heartless if I don't feel anger and anxiety?
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>HSBC is planning sweeping job cuts in its UK wealth management business, bank will cut roles across its UK wealth business, according to people familiar with the plans. About half of the business's management and specialist roles are expected to go, while the reduction in the ranks of financial advisers will be closer to 70 per cent, one of the people said.

One person described the cuts as "deep, wide and brutal", adding that almost entire teams would be made redundant.
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>>85714994
bad lucky wagies! im sure you'll bounce right back on your feet, assuming there aren't hundreds of thousands of immigrants coming every year
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>>85714994
>HSBC is planning sweeping job cuts in its UK wealth management business
Yeah cos we're all poar as fuck.
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>>85715006
AI removing jobs, instead of enhancing them and companies improving profits but workers losing their wages.
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>>85715006
If immigrants fresh off the boat are in my league, why shouldn't I compete with them? Fortunately I'm well above that league
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>>85715020
Sorry pal. Prajesh has a PhD from IIT Mumbai, your credentials pale in comparison
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Every 5th man in the UK is a paedophile. Makes you think.
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>>85715031
and he can synergise out of the box acceleration with enterprise-grade ideation velocity by leveraging AI agents
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>>85715031
I don't think so lad but if Prajesh could do my job better than I can, he deserves it.
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Wonder what ever happened to suffix seeking lad
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>>85715037
It's a lot more common than that.
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>>85715084
Just because you are one doesn't mean everybody is
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any REAL MEN in?
green text to justify is MANdatory
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Rajeep leveraging existing transformation ontology to recursively operationalize cross-vertical synergies across the strategic enablement substrate, thereby unlocking latent scalability within the enterprise value realization continuum, are you?
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>>85715085
I am not one, I was victimised by several of them when I was a child, that is how I know how common it is
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>Kemi Badenoch vows to axe inheritance tax on main family homes and let parents hand down 1m quid tax-free in Tory speech

CORRR might vote TORY next time around cos of this
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>>85715111
your parents shitbox is not over the threshold for inheritance tax, fella
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>>85715094
What if I don't need to justify myself and seek the validation of people I don't know?
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Not even an hour into half arsed cleaning and I'm knackered.
Slow little spliff, another bump then run myself into the ground.
Need to get the front room sorted at least.
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>Tory and IDF shilling in the same thread
If HHL was here he would have none of this
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>>85715117
My father owns three houses. Your father owns nothing.
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Roughly how many hours today have you spent alone posting on 4chan?
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>this faggotry
still not a real man
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>>85715233
just arrived, so zero
hope you're well, judementalrhetoriclad x
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>>85714643
>>85714687
Unironically Free Palestine

I hate Islam, but most of the Palestine victims are kids. Israelis are comically evil, I hope their increasingly bad PR leads to the death of Jewish power in the west and finally outlaw male genital mutilation
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Greg the Gaper is here to eat stottie cake and gape arses, and he's all out of stottie cake
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>>85715248
It can seem that their victim status is decreasing.
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Ok round 2. I just want to lie on the floor, but seems a bit silly when I've just had a micro bump.
*sighs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFMchqkx0WA
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Done me chorebergs in me didn't i

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My friend Greg's head is shaped like a bean. Your head is shaped like nothing.
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>>85715248
>I hate Islam

For the same reasons you hate Christianity? Or different reasons?
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My friend Greg gapes arseholes. Your friend Greg spams deceased serial killers
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>>85715350
Wouldn't that be a compliment?
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>>85715363
Yes I suppose it would
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Richard E. Gape
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Only eat sausage meat me. Just buy in bulk from a local butcher and eat it as the meat part of my meals. Saves money and fits into my macros so why not? Not bothered about being a foodie.

I'll have some other things on occasion if I feel like making something in particular, but sausages are my staple meat.
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>>85715291
How's it only been 20 fucking minutes? I'm knackered. Not going to be able to stand and do washing up now. I'm going to have to give in, weak cunt style.
Spliff time, while I let a couple of ice pops defrost slightly (hot and tired). Then might do some work round da ends (minecraft).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30
I need to sign up to an exo skeleton trial, maybe hit Elon up for a neurolink trial.
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>>85715392
The butcher must call you "The Sausage Meat Autist"
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>>85715392
i do the same but with frozen chicken breasts, more versatile
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>>85715422
he's actually 3 dogs in a trenchcoat
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>>85715422
Nah he just calls me 'mate'. He's actually really sound, knows what I like and keep it to the side for me, go once a fortnight and pick up my bangers.

>>85715423
Tried using chicken breast back in the day as my staple. I agree it's more versatile, but I basically don't change what I eat so versatility doesn't matter to me. I found it's slightly cheaper to get sausages and I think they taste a bit nicer pound-for-pound compared to chicken breast. Also easier to cook in that I just chuck them in the oven, no marinating, no broiling, no butterflying and frying etc.
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MAZALIIIIIITO!
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>He reached out and cuffed the soldier lightly on the side of the helmet he wasn't wearing.

AI writing is such a joke
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhV7zQVwoKY

Cucks censoring the swastika roundel on the stukaberg again innit
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>>85715482
Might have meant his willy?
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>>85715436
That butcher wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. And I'm not saying anything bad about you, I'm sure you're a great guy. It's just that butchers famously ONLY respect OTHER BUTCHERS. It's a well known thing in the industry. They think the rest of us are faggots. It's true. I found a butcher online forum once and the shit they were saying about the rest of us was grim
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>>85715482
What's the context of this lad? Am I out of the loop?
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Proper fashyarse divemaxxing right there corr
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>>85715494
they need to make money, if they include it they won't. its that simple
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Tired of pretending that religions are anything other than retarded bronze age mythological cope
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>>85715550
Actually fella, I think you'll find most of the surviving religions are from the Axial age
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>>85715561
Yeah whatever the technical name is, all the same.
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When I was a kid, my dad and his mates beat a guy to death at the local pub in the back room. He was wrongly accused of being a paedophile. They all got 20 years a piece.
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>>85715619
This didn't happen though, why would you lie about it?
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>>85715550
Religious followers personally offend me. I look down on anyone that follows any teachings laid down by men, what hubris has an individual to think that mere men can on behalf of a creator.
Scum.
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>>85715644
can talk*
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>>85715644
There's no creator, lad, it's all just made up guff.
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>>85715639
It's true lad. The man they killed was called Paul Cooper.
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>>85715644
>>85715649
Lol embarrassing
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>>85715658
>>85715672
persuade me
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>WTF lads

20-year-old forensic science student Benjamin William Day has pleaded guilty to murdering 24-year-old Maria Saceanu in a "Dexter"-style "kill room" at an Airbnb.

Benjamin, who was 19 at the time of the murder, spent hours covering the walls and floor with plastic sheeting and dressed in clothing resembling the TV character Dexter.

He lured Maria, a sex worker originally from Romania, to the property, where he inflicted 78 knife wounds. A pathologist said many of the wounds were inflicted after her death, while she also suffered defensive injuries to her hands.

He then attempted to dismember her body but abandoned the attempt after badly cutting his own hand. He called 999 and initially claimed his injury had been caused by a wild animal.

He originally claimed he acted in self-defence and said the room had been prepared to film a Dexter tribute video for TikTok.

On the second day of his trial, Benjamin Day changed his plea to guilty.

He has been remanded in custody and will be sentenced on 4 December 2026.
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>>85715719
Worlds worst criminal
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>>85715719
And people are more worried about "stopping the boats" than stopping filthy scum like this
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>>85715756
and how exactly do you propose we "stop" things like this from happening?
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>>85715784
We can't stop things like this from happening completely, but we can execute lads like this. And then that makes room in society for hard working lads from other countries to come over.
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*plugs a usb drive he found in the street into the thread PC only for it to delete everyones Urbz save*
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Might cop some digestive R&R soonish me

X
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>>85715719
>He called 999
what a mong.
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>me taking a nap
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>>85715872
Urbz Sims in the City? Couldn't be me
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Not right lids
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>>85715943
coooor she as fit
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The thread splitters are stealing R posts. Just be wary, one of em might be in ere now.
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*leads her in with 39 pound*
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DON'T mess with them!

https://x.com/avavidan/status/2107769316930113812
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Is this the best topic we could come up with for the OP?
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>>85716158
yeah or they'll go and get their big brother to twat ya one
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>>85716161
Its the anniversary lad
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>>85715943
Roma gypsy, nothing of value was lost
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>>85716158
I don't think it's working, as they are still being attacked. And hasn't this been going on for decades? Bit useless to not have cleared the area yet, what are they, Russians?
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>>85716195
Worse than the Russians. Gaza is tiny strip of land
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What about the foid attack on the rookies?
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>>85716223
What is a foid? I only speak English.
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>>85715719
>>WTF lads
WTF indeed. Another one where I can't work out why he did it.
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Why did Shippy kill Bobbin? What did he have to gain from abusing a kitten?
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>>85716290
Who is that, what did he do, lad?
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>>85716298
he liked the feeling of power it gave him
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>>85716270
>I only speak English.
do you?
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/foid
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>>85716326
How did a rock-forming mineral attack the rookies. What rookies?
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>>85716339
>How did a rock-forming mineral attack the rookies. What rookies?
iykyk
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Dead thread without Frosty Jacks
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>>85716531
He was a forren imposter.
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Ruth likes it up the bottom.
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>>85716531
i like the stories about his apu, no rite what uncle wearl do to him
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The Birth of the Bum Session: History's Greatest Gapes Volume IV
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>>85716538
man never drank a frosty jacks in his life
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sniffing ruths pillow (the one that she dreams on)
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>>85716616
Just couldn't keep a lid on the murricanism. Then he came back as yank lass and tried to bum helper.
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>>85716690
he always was up his arse
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>>85716684
It probably stinks of Will's jizz
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He said that the Sandford Lane streams would start again in October. Not right for him to lie to his fanbase.
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>>85716704
What do you imagine Will's jizz smells like?
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>>85716716
>Will's jizz smells like?
jizz
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Autumn is here and no "/britfeel/ radio" for the long winters nights
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>>85715800
Can't we execute illegal immigrants too though?
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>>85716753
SIC is going to start one again live from Cebu City and anyone can join in. Shout will be co-host and BN is going to be involved heavily too. It's going to be every Thursday night at 8pm GMT and a Sunday afternoon show at 3pm with King Billy and Baldrew hosting. There will also be "wildcard" 10pm "human zoo" phone ins hosted by Shippy where anything goes.
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>>85716715
He was evicted from his previous gaff, needs to find a home before he can do any more out in the wild streams.
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>>85716796
He was evicted? When did this happen?
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anyone else get poophobia from doing massive, arsehole shredding shits?
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>>85716828
No but I have piled more often than I don't tbqh.
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What does a woman's arse taste like
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>>85716935
some days its fish and somedays shit
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New nonce
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>>85717028
mad how if someone looks like a nonce theres 90 percent chance they actually are
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>>85714643
I miss the original pink Lucozade so bad. It was so good, and the zero sugar version tastes like shit.
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thinking about the pooplets....not rite....no rite at all...
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I just don't understand why he did it. Why bum grandad?
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>>85717221
Granddad obviously consented to it but not that vigorously.
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>>85715756
He's white so it's okay.
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Average wagie. HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF0VhRPeKEs
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>>85715756
Don't know if you noticed, but he has been stopped. Meanwhile the boats keep coming.
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>>85717388
Brexit boats
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Boat crossings were almost non existent when we was in the EU odd that
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call me a pussy but I've got vodka with me now and tonight marks the night I've graduated from beer & wine to spirits and I'm a nervous little bitch
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>>85717418
What mixer have you gone with? I quite like white rum and lemonade, but haven't bought any for a while.
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>>85717474
Pepsi Max
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What has been the highlight of your day, lads?
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>>85717418
If you dont finish the bottle the day or night you open it you are not a man
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Only old men drink poison
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>>85717581
Shit poison if it can't even kill an old man.
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Looking like it's over for britfeel
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Stupid /traitorfeel/ and the thread splitters.
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just poop-ranched didnae i

>>85716531
fuggin' ell completely forgot bout that guy

he was decent lad
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>>85717221
wt the actual fuck
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friendly reminder its still summer
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>>85717695
Really doesn't help that the thread is split in two
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We need to put the thread splitting behind us. We're frens, we shouldn't be fighting.
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>files.catbox.moe/tz2518.mp4

Quite izzatmaxxed
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>>85717994
Forced meme that one, like all the shit ones.
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>>85718070
HENLO from the other threadington x
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Am in serious shit, me battys not stuffed
If I'm asking for cock, it's only because
Being with you has opened my arse
You're seven inches, yet only half mast?
I keep spreading myself, wondering how
I keep winking my eye, my bum turned inside out
Wanna fly to a place where it's hung lads and me
Welp Welperstyle, so I can hop on their meat
(Welp Welperstyle, so I canhop on their meat)

All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs
In me arse and gob, In me arse and gob
In me arse and gob
All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs
In me arse and gob, In me arse and gob
In me arse and gob
This is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)
This is not enough (All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs)

My guts all mixed up, arse battered and mushed
They say it's my fault, but I want cock so much
Wanna run me away where the Arabs and Turks
Come in over my face, willies sputter and spurt
When they stop and stare, don't worry me
'Cause my batty is gaped, from tan brown skinned meat
I can try to cumfart, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, giving foreigners head

All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs
In me arse and gob, In me arse and gob
In me arse and gob
All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs
In me arse and gob, In me arse and gob
In me arse and gob
This is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)
This is not enough (All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs)

https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8
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>closedAI kikes spamming a third ad implementation layer within less than 24 hours
>This time around it's a css hook

ckin ell
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>>85718151
Alri la garn get them bantus round me self
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If a bunch of retards on twatter / reddit were mad at me over something I'd just say "kiss me ring".
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Aaand successfully blocked their jewdaic shidd again. Might have to switch to a chinky model if these kike devs keep the ad spam up lol
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Wish I had a fat ginger gf
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I'm going to go curl up in a ball in bed.
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>>85718408
I'm quite into Fizz from coronation street tbqh
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>>85715353
Islam is uniquely bad compared to Christianity and Judaism is even worse than that.
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I have a lot of nostalgia for the Britain that was depicted in Richard Curtis films. 90s and especially early to mid 00s Britain was sick.
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>>85718757
Na shes that type of ginger than has yellow flakes in her muff
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corr just copped a dank fartingtonshirr-under-nasalburgh
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>Pulled anuddah allnighterberg
>Spaffed on cam rn

Life's good

X
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RIP to the true thread
no choice but to linger
here, in the tumour
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Off to beddingshires now me

Innit

Phwoar

X
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fell asleep listening to the lotus eaters and had carl narating my dream about the issues of poland
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Gf cheated on me in my dream. Do I break up with her? I can't get the image out of my head. What we saying r9k/relationshipadvice?
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The types of people who want to be landlords are people who derive pleasure from lording over other people and being able to ruin their lives on a whim.
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brb becoming a landlord
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Depends. Need to see her nudes first before a decision or recommendation can be made.
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Brown landlord
White renter
Many such cases. Sad!
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*cross checks saved screenshots for land registry ownership and companies house address details*
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Fink I might go Bude x
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Females xx
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>>85720030
Indeed sad innit
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Not even 8am and I'm steaming
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on the loo doing a poo into the loo
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looks like were not getting apus on banknotes lads, but we could but them on the britfeel pound notes
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwe8ld517ry3o
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i was recommended this flick ironically by the wiseguys over at /tv/.

actually thought it was pretty class lmao those gays know what they're doing
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>>85720201
very silly stuff, this business. images instead of matters.

besides, the animal most suited to represent Great Britain is obviously the pigeon. prove me wrong.
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North east gaping community
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>>85719456
>RIP to the true thread
>no choice but to linger
>here, in the tumour
Fuck off thread splitter.
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She was in my dreams.
I awakened, in anger.
Listen to this choon as it's a banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7e82ReE5U
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I have to go out today. Not feeling it, but I need to do it, so I have no choice. Will also be going to my mum's for tea, and I want to get drunk as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4RCon11eY
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>>85720228
Early life checks out for the director Larry Charles
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>>85720474
NTA but this one is obviously a lame thread. Bad baiting political edish, categorically not what britfeel is about.
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>>85720684
This has been in so many PMVs, it's such a great track
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>>85720752
I've seen shitter threads get more replies. Threads made by narcissistic tripfags, literal faggot tier threads. Troll threads slagging off all posters. All of that is acceptable?
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>>85720769
Did I say it was? Some other thing being worse doesn't mean this one thing in particular isn't bad itself.
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>>85720777
>Did I say it was?
No you didn't. I think it's weird how this splits the thread, but worse things didn't.
But I also think me complaining isn't going to improve things.
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>>85720795
Oh okay I see what you're saying, that its odd that this thread in particular caused a double thread split?
Well frankly I don't think that a split thread ever has anything to do with the perceived quality of a new thread. People complain about them all the time, but split threads only tend to linger when two people make them at the same time. Average britfeeler is too lazy to make a protest split thread when they see a bad edish, only happens on rare occasions. So I think it has more to do with chance of two being made at the same time than it does the quality of the thread.
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>>85720805
No, somebody complained about the thread saying they wouldn't post in it, then another thread was made.
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Any REAL men in today?
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The answer is simple. We speed run this dogshit thread until 500 then fire up a thread for REAL MEN.
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>>85720815
No, sorry, I'm not a real man, I'm a tiny dick cuckold and my wife sleeps with other real men to get satisfied. It is what it is x
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>>85720815
Do you keep getting fooled by FtMs?
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>>85720815
Yeah, but I'm busy.
Have a good day.
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>>85720820
NTA but yer wife sounds fit, is she single?
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>>85720811
>complained about the thread saying they wouldn't post in it
The absolute audacity of this attention-seeking narcissism. Pretty typical for britfeel in 2K26, I have to say.
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>>85720820
Corrr is your wife made for fucking?
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>>85720823
Not knowingly, no. Though I live in a rural location so I don't have to contend with the bulk of the current wave of bullshit sweeping the country.
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>>85720826
Take care, pal. Look after yourself.
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>>85720837
It was only a mean tier shit joke. Saying they aren't real men.
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Yesterday was a dire day for britfeel
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>>85720885
Today will be a better day. I have a good feeling.
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>>85720885
we know in our hearts that splitting the thread is WRONG and has led to THINKING instead of POSTING but we'll just have to toil this one through until bump limit

benefits need raising imo
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Real MEN are paedophiles
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saw this in the catalogue last night, and made me think of the cat lads.
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>>85720885
Be the change you want to see. No point just complaining, little man.
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>>85720910
fantastic image, this one.

wonder what mate B is up to with her cats. there's a chance i just ditched a friend and she became a crazy cat lady and i'm not stopping it as we speak
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>>85720931
Do you think she'd respond if you messaged her?
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>>85720948
i dunno my lad. sort of stuck in my own bubble at the minute.

i am sleepy how is everyone?
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>>85720978
>sort of stuck in my own bubble at the minute.
I get that.
>i am sleepy how is everyone?
Angry and sad, getting fed up of it now, but I know what I am.
Need to go out in an hour, might call for some alcohol as well depending on how tired I feel (already tired and aching, but popping some cocodamol so that should help).

Choon time methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft3kTgioTcs
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This is a great bit of MCing. Fills me with positivity. And sometimes we have no choice but to face the demon.

https://youtu.be/c5XPwOUa0Nk?si=pWgiltiW3RoquG-n&t=59
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Now? A bit of fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-4WHfZozU
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am i having a headrave listening to
>Nightcore - Cotton Eye Joe

why yes i am.

do not as i say etc
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Kafkaesque circle of hell init?
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Came all up in my pantalons last night. Kinnell!
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>>85721058
I'm quite fond of a chair boogie, I am.
Decided I'm going to get some rum this afternoon.
Almost ready to head out now. Taxi ride, appointment, hobble back t'pit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfMtTOEFuwE
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>Eurodance Swedes bleeping out traditional Americhoons
>everyone agrees it makes sense

THIS WAS LIFE BEFORE WOKE
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If I managed to get my cock inside a woman I would never pull it out.
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>>85721112
The woke brigade are going to change this to bleep my bleep up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5aXPgZ61s
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if you think about it human history has just been a long line of people manipulating other people into doing what they want. im convinced that humans are evil even by their own standards
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>>85721116
thats not how sex works
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In out in out shake her all about
Ya do the ho key cokey and ya turn around.
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Me? Simultaneously at the same time.
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>>85720869
Nah we're good homey, I was just answering your Q out of common courtesty. Hope you're keeping well.
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Next thread all about supporting each other and ACTUAL feels.
WHO'S IN?
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>>85721149
I agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwkSTFw8mo
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i have nothing against the United States they brought us Batman and Robotech
but
the world was once a better place
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>>85721146
I'm not doing too bad really, desu. Hope all is good with you.
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https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1791432988314350.jpg
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>>85721124
it is if the woman likes you
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Maybe you know this and if not i hope it helps. If you're a Firefox user and don't like the new design go to about:config in the address bar.
In the search field paste in browser.nova.enabled
Double click it and it should change to false. You have the old design back.
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>>85721262
I dont like the change (it makes me feel less like im using a PC and more like something for an IToddler user) but it doesnt change the functionality for me so I will adapt, but thank you.
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I am wasting my life for fifteen grand a fucking year how is this even legal? My boss has the temerity to ask me to do things.
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Decentarse sleepberg this was

Phwaor

X
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I reckon Britfeel is officially dead this time. Won't Blad come and save us?
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>>85721441
Too busy eating
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>>85721159
Pretty good, amigo. Had a bit of a wobble earlier but back on track now.
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>>85721282
>IToddler
so edgy
(grow up)
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>>85721403
Corrrberg and phwoarberg
a nearly 2PM lie-in is a proper belterino
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>>85721482
you are ENTRENCHED in big apple
escape
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>>85721492
bruv I run Debian, pipe down
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>earning GBP15k/year
not a real man
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Don't ever buy players cigarettes I thought I'd try a different brand and the fucking things are half filter. Scammed
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>>85721482
They are literally products for people with low IQ's anon, what are you on about?
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I earn hundreds of thousands of pounds a year and I'm not satisfied with it, it's not enough anymore
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>>85721540
you've seen the cunts that use Windows 11, right? grim.
my point was 'iToddler' is cringe as fuck, just like 'Windoze' or 'Micro$haft'.
not denying macOS or iOS users are thick as pig shit, but 'iToddler' is yikes.
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>>85721501
sorry lad i hereby give you a 75% retraction to my previous remarks
you get the remaining 25% if, and only if, you are running Debian Iceweasel instead of its harlot sister Mozzarella Fairbanks
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Wonder if that lad what got the jeans off eBay ever had them arrive or not
I lost sleep over Evri
That shit was bang out of order
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>macOS, iOS, Android, Windows users
not real men
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>>85715719
He is a retarded faggot who the hell would genuinely believe that shit? In forensics they do wound analysis and in those trials it wouldve been obvious that it wasn't an animal wound.
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Might watch a Giallo tonight. Why not? Corrrr!
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>>85714657
She won't do shit. She's a "Conservative". She'll promise the moon then dump a big migrant shit on your plate and claim to be traditonal.
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>>85721567
Xfce on Kali rolling
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>>85721567
>>85721619
I won't bore you with browser specifics unless you ask
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>>85721576
what OS you rockin' tough guy?
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Anybody else thinking the anon telling us what a real man is, is a woman? They love doing that.
Any proof them's a real man?
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>>85721637
FreeBSD 15. You?
Not tough. Just better than you.
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>>85721678
imagine thinking it's one person
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>>85721696
Imagine thinking a joke is something serious.
You're the woman aren't you.
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What do you think when you see a teenage girl with self harm scars?
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I was a teenager once. Then you turn 20. Never the same again. So weird not being a teenager anymore. You never really get over it.
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>>85721703
Imagine thinking I'm a woman.
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Toyoko kids. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z68Qa2yVsIg&pp=ygULVG95b2tvIGtpZHM%3D

The doomed youth.
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>>85721712
You're trying too hard to throw us of the scent, I bet yer a proper sexy woman ain't ya.
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Back from muh appointment, and realised my ability to make people feel awkward has increased since becoming feral after leaving work, and the other issues. Fuck sake.
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>>85721262
Are you not on that Bravegrind, lad? Firefox is old news, Zen is a meme, Opera is buggy, Vivaldi is alright but tedious.
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Spliff done, time to venture out again. Sainsburys for rum, lemonade and some peach squash., then off to muh mum's for tea.
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>>85721733
Babe, hush. Quiet time.
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>drinking squash as an adult
not a real man
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>>85721705
An easy fuck. Low self esteem. Young enough to be my daughter. Lots of messed up sex.
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>counter-currents.com/2026/10/britain-ended-the-slave-trade/
>Where treaties [banning the slave trade] failed, Britain acted alone. When Portugal would not extend the ban south of the equator, Parliament passed the Palmerston Act of 1839, which let the Royal Navy seize Portuguese ships, and vessels with no rightful claim to any flag, and try them in British courts. This was exactly the power Le Louis had said did not exist in peacetime. When Britain's treaty rights over Brazilian shipping lapsed in 1845, the Aberdeen Act kept the cruisers at work by treating Brazilian slaving as piracy under the 1826 treaty. Only after the Berlin Conference of 1885 was the trade proscribed under a broad agreement, and it took the General Act of the Brussels Conference in 1890 for it to be held as internationally prohibited. What had been a normal, legal part of Atlantic commerce became an internationally proscribed crime largely because Britain spent a century and a fortune making it one. That history is the reason the slave trade carries the moral weight it does today, and those now demanding money from Britain over it have little interest in being reminded of it.
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Jazz is dead
Rock is dead
Rap is dead

Nothing left except Taylor Swift.
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Why do women love Taylor Swift so much?
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>>85721781
Can't speak for jazz, but I know from friends that rock and rap are very much still alive, you just have to put in the most meagre amount of effort to dig deeper than the top 40 charts.
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>>85721792
It must be hell working in a radio station these days

>Here is the top 40 chart, which hasn't moved in over a month because who the fuck buys music anymore?
>Anyway, here is the same 6 tracks on repeat
>Tune in tomorrow for the same 6 tracks on repeat!
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>>85721703
>bu-but is a JOOOOOKKE maaate
Hilarious and pathetic.
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>>85721684
Windows 10, 22H2. i COULD make it POSIX-compliant by installing Windows Subsystem for Linux but that's the difference between you and i: i AM a tough guy.
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Might just start a new thread and sack off this sorry excuse.
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>>85721819
>Here is the top 40 chart, which hasn't moved in over a month because who the fuck buys music anymore?
I think they now take streaming plays into account as well. But yeah nobody actually goes out and buys 'a piece of music'.
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>>85721823
>i AM a tough guy
Well, that's me told.
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>>85721781
Nope
Nope
Nope

and Nope
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>Goldie - Essential Mix (1996).mp3
Stone cold classic.
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i assume everyone posting here is a genderless blobform.
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Imagine what strange new art and music forms will exist 100 years from now. Maybe we will have something more incredible than Bach.
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>>85721900
already there m8
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16192333/HearSay-Liberty-X-forces-announce-huge-arena-tour.html
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Have you ever been inside a Synagogue lads?
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Now is a rough time to be an Orthodox Jew in the uk. Seriously, it is actually mental.
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Love a good synagogue me.
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>>85721792
Lad, on a grand cultural level, literally nothing matters below the top 10.
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Music generally is nowhere near as important as it was in decades gone by. Back in the day
>who was in the charts
Was the talk of the town until the late 00s.
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>>85721913
So the chosen people get to live in luxury while I'm stuck in a council flat boxroom? Of coooouuurrrsssshhhhheee.
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>>85721745
Hey mate, long time no speak. I hope you are yours are well and happy!

I use Brave on my ThinkPad. I've been running Brave for 5 or 6 years. Opera was my go to back in the day of pesto. Then Firefox for a while.
I run Midori, the folk of Firefox on my crappy MacBook Air with 2GB of RAM. A recent update to Firefox caused too much RAM usage. Can't remember the extra process that runs now, but I just swapped FF out for Midori.
How's things, man?
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Me? Mental health problems because I can't get love/sex. Not my fault that I was born as a sub 5 male, is it? Shall get compensated in bennies for it.
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>>85721933
Honestly lad the Satmar Hassidim in Stamford Hill London live in pretty bad conditions. A family with 10 kids in a cramped tiny London house. They all leave school at 14 and get jobs in retail within the community. Bizarre.
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Sort of wish I grew up a Hassidic Jew.
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Things are going to shit lads. Fucking evil.

I wonder if Japan will have a palingenetic revolution. They need national rebirth.

England needs serious rebirth and re-start from 1066 when everything started going wrong.
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>>85721933
Jews don't live in synagogues you fucking muppet
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England went to shit in 1066. Went to shit again in 1914. WW1 fucked us. Went to shit in the 1980s. Went to shit in 1997 with Blair. Went to shit in 2007 with the financial crisis.
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>>85721972
Jews do live in synagogues. They live in cocoons they wrap themselves up in at night and hang from the ceiling.
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>>85721919
smirk.wav
Imagine equating sales to any sort of cultural relevance or significance. Cancerous.
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Me? Never had an issue with a jew.
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>>85721987
brav you're thinking of stalactites
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>>85721722
oh wow, a bunch of kids drinking and wearing funny clothes. So dangerous!
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>>85721993
Yeah like 99% of the /pol/ antisemites have never actually knowingly met a Jewish person in real life ever. They jump on the bandwagon.
British Jews are mostly fairly cordial in my experience.
American New York Jews can be annoying.
Israeli Jews are some of the most aggro and combative people on the fucking planet. They make Germans and Russians look nice and polite by comparison.
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>>85722001
>kids drinking alcohol
You are British so you have no idea how fucking mental that actually is in many countries and cultures. Teens drinking and having sex and not spending 5 hours in the evening studying in East Asia is fucking extreme and mental.

Also, the self harm scars everywhere.
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>>85722001
Quite a lot of underage prostitutes in that video lad. That is quite disturbing.
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>>85721947
You know those periods where life never seems to stop? In one right now, absolutely shattered but being productive. End is in sight I reckon, might treat myself to a weekend in a nice hotel after its all over.

Fair play re: Midori, hadn't looked into it but assumed it was one of those gimmick browsers that pops up every now and then that are all about privacy released by 'The Libertarian Alliance of Nebraskan Developers Ltd.' or whatever and is gone in six months. Since you run it I'll look into it more.

I continue to stan DeepSeek, but I must say I've been rather underwhelmed by recent releases for most LLMs. Maybe we're plateauing, who knows.
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Most people are retards governed by a desire for social acceptance and nothing else.
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>>85722036
Hard to disagree, that's the defining trait of the normie - the desire to fit in and go along with people above pretty much anything else, and then the express opposition to alternatives with reflexive knee-jerk reactions using pre-programmed sound bites that give them a sense of safety and comfort.
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Paedo nonce bags are everyone running for the kiddiwinks
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>>85722057
Wonder if we could turn everyone into far right restore Britain voters if we just pushed it through the media and social media constantly to create the illusion of common opinion.
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>Hard to disagree, that's the defining trait of the normie - the desire to fit in and go along with peopIe above pretty much anything else, and then the express opposition to alternatives with reflexive knee-jerk reactions using pre-programmed sound bites that give them a sense of safety and comfort.
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>>85722067
Yes, the normies go along with whatever is categorically 'in charge'. The obvious historical example people give is how Germany went from 0% nazi to virtually 100% nazi in a few years and then back to 0% nazi after the war. The people didn't change, their underlying psychological dispositions didn't change, it's just that it was the right and done thing to be a nazi, so the majority of people were. The only reason there's a fracturing in the political landscape of Britain right now is because the government is demonstrating that it isn't fully 'in charge' in most ways that really matter and they've lost the monopoly on media that they used to have before the net took off popularly (this last bit is why they are so desperate to censor everything online).
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HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DICKS
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>>85721473
Too busy sleeping more like. Awake now from thine slumber ready to post. How has everybody been today?
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>>85722024
Yeah, I know that vibe, I feel like I've just left that, and I'm into a slower pace. Long may it last. I hope you're taking time out to enjoy the little things and using what spare time you have to relax the way you like to.

Midori, I stumbled on this by accident after looking for the old one. I gave it a go and made some about:config changes and it runs like a dream on my MBA with 2GB RAM.
I'm feeling the pace of LLMs drop too, I was starting to feel threatened by AI. I was and still I am considering continuing my education in another field.
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>>85722152
Me? Awful like ever day
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>>85721722
interesting, that. this sentence aged me by about 100 years.

grimness is grim but how did they get all the footage of the conversations? can you just film young/Japanese people and they'll talk that candidly? am i an alien?
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>>85722199
>>85722199
what the hell is it with robots taking over? it's still weird hearing/reading it from actual people, this one weird tech is just doing everything.

how doomed are we, Lollers/other Linux people? i'm back to trusting reliable individuals more than journalists or aggregates
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Corr, like chocolate ice cream, it lush
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>>85721722
I watched that a few nights ago. That muscian/rapper/influencer guy was a bit pervy. Interesting documentary.
Did you watch the sumo documentary? I watched one the other night.
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Still can't work out why they packed his fudge
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>>85722533
Really?, you think of it regularly as well.
Maybe start thinking about it all the time, and solve the mystery.
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>Imagine spending your time LARPing as a baby raping murderer
What a life
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Hello lads it's me, Ian.
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*turns the thread speaker system up*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8L0IzKGLc
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>>85722618
Hi Ian how's the lake of fire?
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>>85722623
I'm actually in heaven now, I was innocent of all charges. The murders were done by a USAF serviceman based at nearby RAF Lakenheath
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>>85722631
That's an interesting alibi Ian. Why wasn't it brought up during court?
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>>85722637
l forgot.
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>It's that time of year again where mum has the heating on full blast and I've still got the fan on during winter because it's that warm in my house.
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>>85722662
Fans dont cool air
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>>85722662
You could turn yer radiator down?
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>>85722637
To go into more detail on why I forgot, I was under the influence of powerful psychiatric drugs. The UK was about to join America's war with Iraq, and obviously the public would never allow it if an American serviceman was known to have killed two little girls. It all got covered up.
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>>85722672
Correct. But It does make the room somewhat cooler.
>>85722673
My radiator hasn't been turned on in years. It's when I go downstairs it's when I begin to sweat profusely.
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>>85722662
>>85722703
>But It does make the room somewhat cooler
It doesn't
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>>85722721
You know what. I can't even think of a response. I'm just simply not going to engage with the discussion anymore.
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>>85722703
Open your windows fully for 10 min every 4 hour, and change the air in your room, as well as using the fan.
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>>85722760
>I can't even think of a response
Because there is none
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YOUR MUFF
MY FACE
LET MI STICK MI TONGUE IN IT
IT'S A CRACK I'M BACK
BABY I'M READY TO GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r1zpowRHfo
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>>85722766
Never offer simple solution to simple problems, if they can't work it out for themselves anything you offer won't be right.
>>
Stinky NEETs sat in badly ventilated boxrooms
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White people be like "look at that tight little ass" x
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>>85722767
"Yeah, you're right - my mistake." would have sufficed.
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>>85722871
>"look at that tight little ass"
Fuck you ebay!
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>>85722818
Unironic profundity right here lads. Take note.
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Jay: Oi, Neil, did you hear about Chris from the paper shop?
Neil: No, what?
Jay: He was messing about up the rec. Got his head wedged in the bottle bank. Got stuck there all night. By the time someone found him in the mornin', he'd been arse-raped 18 times.
Neil: Ohhhh mate... that's grim...
Will: I have a few questions...
Jay: Like what?
Will: Well, one: why was he sticking his head in the bottle bank?
Jay: Looking for bottles, you mug.
Will: Okay... Number two: what you're saying is the first eighteen people to have discovered him in this state just happened to be opportunistic homosexual rapists?
Jay: Looks like it... Here, where was your dad last night, Neil?
Neil: Badminton. Why?
Jay: [Sarcastically] Course he was.
Will: And number three: why would he would tell what, at best, was a humiliating evening, tell you, of all people, about it?
Jay: I used to sit next to him in Woodwork!
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>>85722871
Black people be like "woah mama throw it back for daddy" x
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>>85722469
play it in reverse it KINO
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Normies are so fucking fragile. Got banned from family lunches on sundays because of saying my sincere opinion about something, which is that Nelson Mandela was a cannibal
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>>85722469
Honestly impressed at the size of that turd. I'm sure though that if she's an OF girl that makes a living shitting on camera there's probably some kind of product that you can squeeze into your arse that plumps out whatever is in there to give you giant shits. Like a sort of jelly that swells up and turns dark brown. My how far we've come as a species.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7vRAr79N0
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>>85722931
>banned from family lunches
Something about this reads weirdly. To me banning is always related to some kind of online presence.
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>>85722932
Yeah I was thinking that. You would have to do some serious eating to fire out a poo like that
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In all seriousness she has a fantastic arse on her, just a shame she shits on camera to pay her rent.
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>>85722954
Is that why moni stopped the /britfeel/ radio?
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>>85722938
Been permabanned from a few offline things sadly, once for being a member of the British Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
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>>85722938
Because you are chronically online
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>>85722969
Probably yeah, but can't help how the words sound to me now. I would've thought real word banning situations would be better described by barring, being disinvited or being forbidden.
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Raping my way across the South East.
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>>85722976
Barring would be more of a public place like a pub or shop. Forbidden is even stranger to read
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I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!
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Quickly dodging the rozzers, make a sharp rape turn and raping down through the M27.
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got me nsfw blocker on 4chan, works really well compared to the others ive tried. Yep no more forced porn in my view whenever I try to browse chins
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>>85723017
What's the best extension for when I really need to clutch my pearls, lad? Seems like you'd be in the know.
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>>85723030
Still got your /b/ folder you little rebel?
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need to shit but cant be bothered
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Bloody eBay seller messing me about. Bought an item last week and the cunt still hasn't sent it, or if he has, he hasn't used simple payment and has went rogue.
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ebay is shite now everytime i go on homepage im greeted with 20 ai generated livestreams
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>>85723067
I know shitting yer knickers seems like the best option. It is.
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15x (You)s so far. On track for 20 at this rate.
GET
FUCKING
IN
YOU
CAAHHNNTTSSS
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>>85723085
here we are lad, have another (You), good luck getting to 20
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>>85723100
Here is another one if they mean that much to you
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thinking about prehistoric monsters
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Imagine if there was a word and reading it would kill you.
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Know your pilot
Know your cook
Know your delivery driver
Know your kids teacher
Know your uber drivers
Know your neighbour
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER WITHIN THREE BUSINESS DAYS YOU CUNT
IT'S THE FOURTH
YOU WANT NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FUCKBOY?
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>>85723160
Royal mail has your item?
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seasideMARK getting ready for his SPEED AWARENESS COURSE. Got done doing 35 in a 30 zone Dee lads.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9RfwxRR0U
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>>85723126
40k has a cool weird ancient language that can do all sorts of crazy stuff like that
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Enuncia
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>>85723178
So glad I have to pay for his car, it's so lush getting raped by the taxman to have my money simply given away to parasites.
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Know your pilot, and whether he thinks Nelson Mandela was a cannibal
Know your cook, and whether he ever cooked human flesh for Nelson Mandela to eat
Know your delivery driver, and whether he ever delivered corpses to Nelson Mandela's kitchen
Know your kids teacher, and whether they'll teach your kids the truth about Mandela's menu
Know your uber drivers, and whether they will drive you to a meeting of concerned citizens who are worried about Mandela eating people
Know your neighbour, and whether he is Nelson Mandela
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>>85723112
CHEERS PAL
>>85723106
You cheeky scamp
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>>85723178
the fucking state of that poster
grim and shit
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>>85723184
We've been through this lad, you pay fuck all in taxes. It's not even enough to pay for what you have cost the taxpayer. You haven't even finished paying for your own education yet
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>>85723126
candleja-
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>>85723100
There (You) go mate if it makes you happy.
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>>85723201
It's always the ones who pay about 220 quid tax a month or something that whine the loudest
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>>85723201
yebbut it makes the big man feel all superior so shut tf up
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>>85723201
You're right, it's all a big ponzi scheme, but does that mean I have to be okay with getting taxed to pay for people like SSM?

>>85723207
Taxes to pay for benefits are illegitimate no matter what the number is lad.
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>>85723210
If you don't like it why not move to Dubai or another tax haven?
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OKAY, LIDS. Crisis averted. The seller got back to me and said he will post on Saturday as he's working tomorrow. Bloody wagies! I bought it LAST SATURDAY. Will still give the cunt positive feedback for fear of him giving me negative. Circle of life, innit? Blad knows all about it. Oh aye.
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>>85723213
Because I'm not a particularly in demand worker or rich. I'm just a normal guy working a regular job and getting fleeced by the government so they can buy votes from dossers.
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>>85723213
too much like actual effort
much easier to complain and do FUCK ALL
the britfeel way innit
unless cunts here beyond help
grim+++
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>>85723215
leave no feedback.
do NOT reward tardy shit with positive.
sends the wrong message.
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>>85723219
Those two things don't add up lad. If you're working a regular job you're not getting fleeced by the government. In fact, people like me (well paid, in demand workers) are heavily subsidising you. You're fleecing me
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>>85723239
It's the government taking everyone's money to give to dossers lad. Any amount taken from any person is illegitimate. You pay more, you should be more mad than I am. Yet here we are. I suppose I'm just a more moral person because I believe that people shouldn't be robbed and you think that it's okay to do so.
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DOSSERS SHOULD BE EXECUTED
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>>85723250
I'm not angry because I'm not a selfish, grasping little cunt. I don't mind looking after people less fortunate than myself, including you. I suppose I'm just a more moral person
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>>85723257
Except I don't take handouts from the government. And by your logic, you're fleecing all people who earn more than you. But if you're earning so much then do you need that help (that you're obviously getting)?

Either way, dossers are taking taxpayers for a ride and the government is happy to facilitate it with the threat of force.

I would be happy to give to charities of my choosing in a taxless world. I'm under no obligation to get robbed to be forced to help others though.
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>>85723215
If he hasn't posted the item for almost a week then that's fucking bollocks. He cannot be bothered simple as. Very rarely do I leave negative feedback the only time I do is when the shit for brains seller decides to post a 30 year old game in a Jiffy bag and it arrives flatter than a pancake it's just sheer laziness on their part.
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How the fuck has Ian Beale gotten out of prison for murder in only 2 months? Does time pass differently in the Eastenders universe?
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>>85723236
True to be honest, and the seller was a little rude on his reply. If the item says post within three days then that's what I expect.
>>85723277
That's very true. I'll just not give any feedback at all. Realistically if something sells on a Saturday, you should have it posted for Wednesday at the latest, but most good sellers would have it posted on the Monday.
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Love to masturbate to women me
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>>85723298
I prefer feminine men
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>>85723298
Love a good cumshot compilation, me.
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>>85723312
Fwwoooaaarrrr, love watching the lasses on PremiumBukkake struggle and very clearly not enjoy it and force themselves to gulp down 50 loads at a time.
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>>85723268
>Except I don't take handouts from the government.

Of course you do. Did you pay for the roads you drive on? Do you pay for the police, the fire brigade? Did you pay for the pipes that carry your shit away when you flush the toilet?

You didn't pay for any of them. The taxpayer did. And the tiny amount of tax you pay doesn't come close to paying for your share of it all. You're taking us for a ride lad. I'm getting robbed to pay for your toilet to flush.
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>>85723323
You didn't pay for any of it either, all that stuff was paid for by previous generations of taxpayers. But all of this is besides the point that it's immoral to take people's money by force which is what the government is doing. Not to mention that the majority of spending is not infrastructure or anything useful it's just either direct handouts or laundered bennies in kind. All needs to stop.
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Tess Daly taking my cock up her arse and loving it
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>>85723340
I don't think the distinction between the way you leech off the state and the way people receiving "direct handouts" from the state is as big as you think. It's still just people costing the state more money than they'll ever pay in. You're a net drain lad. You, Seaside Mark, any other bennies mongs, you're all in the same basket to me.
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>>85723206
CHEERS BOSS MAN
21 (You)s
TARGET ACHIEVED
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a wild taxpayer appears and gets aggy
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>>85723356
So why don't you give more to HMT then? You're more than welcome to donate more than you're taxed.
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>>85723317
Kek, same, especially when there are like 50 loads in the dish and they can barely keep it down. Some proper rancid looking cocks in their videos as well.
>>85723352
Bloody 'ell Vernon calm down.
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Sucked my wife's dildo in the shower earlier. Honestly no idea why I did it. Didn't enjoy it either.
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>>85723394
If you look into the lore of semi-amateur women in the fetish community that genuinely love chugging cum and do these insane like 300 load swallows they all say that, even if they're insanely turned on, the human stomach just can't handle it and they always have to bring it back up. They see it like a sort of ritual and it turns them on even more. Makes me fucking hard as hell though thinking that the full professional lasses on sites like PB get the same effect, but they must hate it. They force a rough smile for the camera but are just waiting for the urge to vomit and bring it back up, so they rush backstage and wait the 30 mins or so before it all spews out. It's so fucking hot degrading women like that.
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>>85723406
Calm down Sean you have to marry her first
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>>85723388
In a sense I already am lad. I could easily move to a tax haven
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new apu themed thread
>>85723448
>>85723448
>>85723448
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1.88 MB GIF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416iiYA7wsU

thread closing choons
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One split thread just isn't enough for some men.



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