im old now so im prolly gonna be alone foreverhow do i find someone else whos also rly old so maybe we can both be un-alone together? im 28 btw
>>85717651I forgot to wish you a happy burthday. So, in celebration to that, why don't you tell us the story of how and when you first met r9k?
>>85717711ummm i heard there was a board on the website with a robot that makes ur posts original so i posted a thread with a gif of john arbuckle dancing and typed lyrics from that one dead rising 1 song but nobody replied to it and for some reason all the other threads were about >tfw no gfbut then later i saw a tomoki/chaotic/cebruz post about >tfw no bf so i thought the board was super cool cuz i was gay back then and i saw a thread about gay ppl called r9gay but the threads would always die often and i was the only one who'd make new ones but it seems they've been a 24/7 thing on the board for some years nowi miss being gay it was so much simpler
How did your other relationships end?
>>857178501. he said he hated me and didn't want anything to do with me and that e-friends aren't real friends and cucked me2. he said he was only pretending to be my boyfriend the whole time and it wasnt real and then fake killed himself3. he said we should marry but then never responded to me and replaced me with a younger boy and said he only called me his boyfriend because he was hornyoh and a dozen or so others that only used me for sex and then ghosted me
>>85717846>ummm i heard there was a board on the website with a robot that makes ur posts originalOn which year did it happen and on which board did you hear that?>cuz i was gay back thenWait, what? It shouldn't be technically possible for you to un-gay yourself.
>>85717885>only used me for sexYOU MEANT WEBSEX, RIGHT?
>>85717976ya... e-sex.... but irl doesnt exist to me...>>85717958idk maybe 2016i cant be gay, being gay is bad i have to not be gaywhy are you celebrating not wishing me a happy birthday
>>85718035>ya... e-sexLess worse.>idk maybe 2016What were you like 10 years ago? Also, how did you meet 4chan?>being gay is bad i have to not be gayMumbo jumbo aside, do you feel sexual attraction for other men or not?>why are you celebrating not wishing me a happy birthdayI made a poor choice of words. I'm making a late celebration of your birthday, or something like that.
Dear mods, please remove this confirmed homosexual AoaB avatarfag spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (25th thread)Thank you
why do my corn flakes smell like rotten flesh wtf did walmart sell me>>85718100DO ALL OF MY NON-GAY DAYS NOT MAKE UP FOR MY FEW GAY DAYS>>85718057IVE NEVER FELT SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYNYAN I JUST DID THE ONLY THING THAT EVER MADE PPL LIKE ME well i do pop a b***r if i see an internet message with <3 or ~ on the end of iti was like pic related 8 years ago so umm prolly something liek thati found 4chan cuz there was an epic server in cs:s called the 4chan party van and for some raisen it didnt have the rage password back then but i thot harbl hotel was so kewlthat was 2007
>>85718155>why do my corn flakes smell like rotten fleshYou're a victim of zerzetzung. I'm sorry, anon, it's over.>IVE NEVER FELT SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYNYANThen why did you use to post on r9gay?>well i do pop a b***r if i see an internet message with <3 or ~ on the end of itI... Don't know how I am supposed to react to that but I find it funny that you censored the word boner lol.>i was like pic related 8 years agoIs that person one of your previous FPs?>that was 2007Oh mah gah, have you been using 4chan since that time too? You're much more of an oldfag than I used to think, anon :p
>>85718211>Is that person one of your previous FPs?yeah... i miss gummy kitty.....>why did you use to post on r9gay?to post yaoi liek this pic and me and everynyan else would say "omg i wish that was meee"i was only a /b/ tard in my younger years.... i think i actually only started going here everyday in liek 2012 and in 2015 a starbound thread brought me to /vg/ and a true capitalist radio thread made me use /pol/ as my preferred TCR chatroom
>>85718250>to post yaoi liek this picAnd why did you use to post yaoi there...?>/b/ tardWhat happened to /b/ for it to become what it is today? The catalog there is gross, makes r9k look like a paradise even with so much spam.>using /pol/Anon, I...
>>85718344um i used /pol/ as a chatroom for a my little pony related show so umm it was basically like using /mlp/is tis yaoi not super cute and romantic and exactly what having an FP would be like?>What happened to /b/enshittification
>>85718393>it was basically like using /mlp/Is it worth giving mlp a chance? Also, I wonder why the fuck there were people talking about it on fucking /pol/>is tis yaoi not super cuteEhhhhhhh, I find it weird, anon...>enshittificationWho/what was the responsible for that enshittification?
>>85718423>Ehhhhhhh, I find it weird, anon...WHY WHY WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY PLEASE NAMED A SINGLE REASONis it cuz its gay? they're not doing sex in the picture so its not rly gay>>85718423>Is it worth giving mlp a chance?idk, it has the most epic fanmade tunes evar!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPiwlaOnZ3Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij6bLJPAPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UomhczVNoBw>who/what was the responsible for that enshittification?president trump should have banned pornography
>>85718487>is it cuz its gay?Yes.>they're not doing sex in the picture so its not rly gayIdk, something about the art style... They don't really look like just 2 friends. Also, they're holding hands.>idkWhat did you like on it?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPiwlaOnZ3U [Open]>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Y [Open]>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij6bLJPAPU [Open]>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UomhczVNoBw [Open]I will listen to all of them, already listened to the first song while I was typing the post. I probably won't have anything relevant to say though, I'm picky with songs.>president trump should have banned pornographyPornography has always existed so why wasn't /b/ trash since the beginning? Questions need to be made here!
>>85718530ummm i liked the part in my little pony friendship is magic where diane pinkamena pie sang the pony pokie song or when rarity sang THATS THE ART OF THE DREEESSS or when all the ponies sang WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UUUUP or that super duper epic song where it goes CUZ I AM JUUUUUST A PONY!!! mayb /b/ exists to show that without rules everything devolves into um... base... ickyness.. entropy or something
>>85718593I watched half of the first episode and I'm feeling like this is the lowest point I have ever been on my life. The main character is a cunt btwOkay, now I'm heading to sleep. I wish you a good luck on your journey after a fp, cya another day, senpai
>>85717651im old too but it wont work unless you're a cute brown girl or a passoid
>>85718612hehe poniiies xDoyasumi>>85718612sure i can pretend to be a girl if that makes you like me
oops i replied to the wrong toast
>>85718155There's no such thing as an ex gay, Homosexuals belong on >>>/lgbt/
