A catering-size four litre bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce for 22.25 edition
>>85745450Four litres of Lea and Perrins?! That's insane!
>>85745450No VAT on Worcestershire sauce? Great edish lad.
>>85745450Would chug
>>85745475https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGsaqUQSXRM
>any observance of halloween that isn't for your kidsfailed as a man
Lads, what the fuck is IMAX actually? Sounds like a gimmick that tricks idiots into paying more for cinema tickets.
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age or a NEET his amazon order history
>>85745524It's just a larger aspect ratio. Mongs like Nolan love it and frame their films for it.
>>85745524https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMAXhere you go, mongboy
Sean has mates and you don't.
>>85745622why don't his "mates" check on him when he's having 30 hour drivel spam weltdowns online?
I wouldn't want the kind of 'mates' that spacker has.
Jamie Varley has mates and you don't.
>>85745622Isn't that the guy who spams about penetrating himself with dragon dildos?
It's been a long time, Ruth should have missed me. Word gets round, you shouldn't have dissed me. Step back, don't try to kiss me. Right about now I'm 50/50.I've heard it through the grapevine, that you were with Will, just the other night. I don't know why I try so hard to keep you happy Ruth, when you don't love me.You lads might call me a liar. Saying that I'm not telling the truth. Denying what she told me. You'll be saying they are rumours.
Enjoying the smell of my crotch today. Good aroma. Still wearing last week's undies.
>box just dropped in hedge thing:(
>>85745671she told me "stick it right in my tuppence big lad"
>>85745678is that poison ivy?
I'm going on a killing spree on GTA. Need to find a knife, then go terrorise liberty city. Might go shopping first, get a change of clothes.Last night was fun, went wild, killing spree stuff, then R lass rang (in game) I went took her on a date covered in blood, the car had blood all over it and dents. She still gave some sex (don't worry, I remember the story, I know what she is).
>>85745697>poison ivyFOY
>>85745698Corrrr, nothing like killing everyone in the hospital and then seeing how long you can survive.
>>85745704That used to be fun, now I like targetting individuals and stabbing them a few times and watch them die on the floor while leaning up against a wall all nonchalantly.Watched a guy last night, he kept getting up. I had to go up 3 times to get him killed.Not got a knife now though, unfortunately. Need to get another. Could stab people in the bum, kek.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
We should all chip in a fiver for a sponsorship deal with the team to get /britfeel/ name on the shirt lads!
Bit unsettling (when it first happened) it get's muh dick twitching, more than that, proper semi on. Weird.
>>85745719GTA IV has great ragdoll. I enjoy driving around and running people over and seeing them fly through the air.
Filling little lads arse up with the spunk of thirty old age pakistanis
>>85745722Captain Jean luc Picard looking ahh haircut in his 30s on the bottom row
Gonna buy Laura's membership even though I know the vids are boring shit just tapping random objects
>>85745698>don't worry, I remember the story, I know what she is>tfw never got to the mission where it's revealed that Tanisha is a vampire
>>85745733She may take requests from paid members. You could ask her to TAP MI DICK!!
>>85745722wtf why do all the faces look photoshopped on
There should be a game where you play as Richard Kuklinski and you go round commiting mob m,urders. They could call it Ice city (he was called the iceman as he's put the body of the person he killed in ice chests to make it harder to tell when the person was killed. He'd thaw them out later and dump the bodies).
>>85745450Love this stuff. Goes well on anything that's beef and cheese n all
What ops are you currently running, lads?
>>85745816- disenfranchise local gardening society- reduce public faith in state schools- force /britfeel/ onto /bantfeel/
>>85745816As a lardmaxxer I don't run anything.
>>85745621>simpleton wikipediabonus points
>>85745722Always makes me howl knowing Sean is actually a player in a football team for retards.
>>85745816Secretly get my life together, become happier and generally succeed so that I can overcome the crabs-bucket britfeel hivemind and ascend as they seethe into oblivion
Ok doss time IRL kill time in game.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgV6zVxRsIc
>>85745851It's actually unfair because Sean himself pretends to have autism to get bennies. He's their star player since he's not disabled, but they play against other disabled teams, so have an unfair advantage.
>>85745862Just THINK about what you're spending time writing about, you utter farce of a man.
>>85745862imagine if there was a way for male players to get on the women's teams.
Just purchased this for a spot of fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbEcXsj_cME
It's really amazing how pernicious and intractable (at least for most governments) jihadism is. Like it emerged properly into the modern world in the late 60s and simply has not gone away. I wonder how long it'll be around to keep making the world a worse place. Another 50 years? Another century? More? Shits wild that we just have to live like this now.
>>85745862>but they play against other disabled teams, so have an unfair advantage.He would come across others doing the same thing in other teams, so it evens out.
can't believe Ricky 'The Hitman' Hatton is gone, just want him back
can't believe Emperor Claudius is gone, just want him back
>>85745898big fan of 1 clavdivs myself
quite want the rest of that coke. could always buy more for whenever my friend comes round. i think it's just unrealistic to expect someone to have a gram of coke in for over a week.besides, tomorrow i'll have some ketamines. so maybe this is just to tide me over until then?
Called in sick today cause I couldn't be fucked, and spent the day sat lying in bed depressed. Waste of a sickie, should have just gone in.
can't believe Michael Caine is still with us
>>85745923Are you depressed lad? You probably need to get your cock wet in a nice fanny. That'll sort you out.
can't believe helper is still with us, just want him gone
Sean gets regular exercise while you sit in your boxrooms all day every day.
wish i could just fall in love and shag a bird but im so wound up ive given myself a "non shaggable autism field" ynwim?
>>85745945Do you mean like a forcefield around yourself that repels women?
>>85745942when he's having his mega weltdown sessions does he do it whilst on a exercise bike?
Beating on the posters not even here to boost your flagging ego is it, champ?
>>85745930Usually no, but today I am. Guess I am actually 'sick' today. Just wish I did something with the time off other than lying drifting in and out of sleep in bed since 8am.
You board a plane and when you look in the cockpit which of the following would you prefer to see in the pilot seat?>woman>sean>seaside mark>black man
>>85745945>ynwim?ikwympal
>>85745965No proof that theyre not here
oh hey! it's rhetoricalmong!I WONDER HOW HE'S DOING TODAY etc
Ouch, that dented the grimoids ego
WOMAN FLY PLANEI EAT HER CUNNY ON SUCCESSFUL LANDINGCORRR AND INDEED PHHHWWWOAR
/britfeel/ very much in its grimed ego denting era today
sparking cunts out lad will NOT be happy about this
Me? I only use Eneloop and IKEA batteries if I need to use AAs. IKEA batteries are rebadged Eneloops.
>not using eneloops exclusivomentallynot a real man
Another fascinating discussion on /britfeel/ about which brand of batteries to use.
>responding to any gimmick postNOT a real man
cor that was a nice little romp.no need for 'a story' or 'acting', sometimes a medium-effort Evil Dead clone is all it takes x
>>85746002ALDIs battery's for me. They do the trick, Duracell? In this economy? You've got to be having a bloody laugh.
>>85745987>grimedmongoid
>>85746018I steal Duracells from B&M in BUDE when I am looking at council estate milfs
I used to collect my used batteries when I spent months playing my gameboy color. Had a sandwich bag filled with them. I did the right thing and took them all back to Aldi to have them recycled but I have put batteries in the bin in the past because I couldn't be bothered. Sorry!
worried about the future of the shire horse breed
for me, it's Poundland's finest.one AA battery in a wireless computer mouse? lasts ages, no matter the brand.two AAA batteries in my Game Boy or 'jewellery' scales? those friggers somehow drain batteries even when they're switched off, so i'd rather NOT use fancy long-life ones.
facing LOVE me some KODAK batteriesREAL MAN bizniz
>>85746037went through this exact process. always had a bag next to the recycling, i mean it's not much extra effort so why not? just drop them off with my shop when the bag's full.dunno when that become TOO MUCH effort for me. maybe if there was some scheme, like you got a 1p token for every battery, then i'd do it.
Caught this cheeky bastard taking pictures in the vicinity of a killing spree. Shanked him up and he dropped his camera, so I threw it in the sea. No witnesses no crime.
worried about the future of the shite horse breed
True story:>bought a pack of Duracell CR2025 batteries for the car key>after replacing, it kept telling me that it needed replacing again>replace it again>car says it needs replacing again>used the whole pack, throwing the old ones away every time>left a 1 star review on Amazon saying they were the worst batteries ever>after doing some internet research, realised that it was because of a second key in a drawer in the houseTurns out, the car still communicates regularly with the other key whenever you start the engine, and expects you to replace the battery in that one as well. I just removed the battery from the 2nd key now.
>>85746037when i was a kid my parents got me a recharge battery pack for the gameboy, no batteries for me!
>>85746073>Duracell CR2025 batteries for the car keyThe greatest GOAT of all time for car key fobs, quite honestly lads
>>85746071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_rQ7bFJhuw
mind you, i always keep my kitchen foil in some katamari ball with my drinks cans. the council phoneline said i could do that as long as the foil isn't covered in oil or anything.could sand it down and make a giant, smooth ball bearing like in all those videos. but i don't want to.
Me? Love a cheeky CR2032 with the extra profile height.
>>85746078I would prefer them if they didn't have the bitter stick on it to stop you eating it.
>>85745970the black man
You all realise domestic recycling makes fuck all difference right? Right?
shan't be responding to the memer, but for me it's not being able to tell the difference between CR2025s and CR2032s. i have one because i thought i was buying the other.zoomers will never understand this pain.
>>85746092with absolutely zero evidence or research, i FEEL like battery collections from shops (or some councils, if you put them in a bag) might actually recycle them into batteries.it's less old envelopes in a giant bin, more like pulping old books or melting down copper or something. surely there's a value to all that bulk material (for making more of the same/similar items)
Saw that Sense and Sensibility kinomoviefilm today didn't I?Not read the book before, but it was nice.
Garn pick up my too good to go from greggs. 2.99. Lets see what those chavs give me.
>>85746093>CR2025s and CR2032s.20 = 20mm diameter25 and 32 = 2.5mm and 3.2mm profile height
>>85746118With a bit of sellotape you can fit a fat battery in any small key
>>85746102it stops them going into general waste and being incinerated (which is Very Bad). lithium recycling is possible but hellishly expensive.
>>85746104did u start ur period x
>>85746118corrr didn't know this. they just read as years in my head (yours too, admit it.)always annoyed me when you could only find those sets of different ones, you ended up with tiny watch batteries when you only needed a 2032 for your kitchen scales.
With a bit of lube you can fit a fat cock in any small fanny
>>85746132Integrated the feminine side of my psyche haven't I? Nothing wrong with that is there. Curseeee there isn't. Romance films are comfy and that's that.
>>85746104One of the best things about watching period dramas like that is seeing the women's tits in those outfits.But looks like they chose a titless cast for the 2026 movie.
>>85746133>yours too, admit it.)nah, I'm just a fucking battery nerd to be fairyour 18650 laptop and sometimes vape battery is:>18mm in diameter and nominally:>65(.)0mm longclever shit huh?
>>85746127maybe i will revert my batteries-in-bins lifestyle. although i assume they just get thrown in landfill?dunno what the overall effort/benefit threshold is, but again, i think schemes like bottle banks might encourage people. as long as there's a POINT to it.Sainsbury's did it, but it was only with Sainsbury's products and you got Nectar points or something. wtf just give me coins, i don't support proprietary systems.
>CR>Circumference >Radiusit all makes sense now
>>85746143It refined. It dignified. It aristocratic.
>>85746147Batteries are one of the few things that are worth recycling. They leach horrible chemicals into landfill if you don't recycle, and they do actually recycle them if you take them back to shops.Other stuff like plastic is often sent overseas to be "recycled" (end up in a river in India). Which I would argue is still better than it being in Britain.
>>85746143bet she knows her way around aristocratic penis
>>85746163Ni-Cad batteries were all the rage a few decades and they are HORRIFICALLY damaging to landfill
which one is the Bronte and which one is the Austen?friendo pal recommended some books to me but IMO Bridget Jones's Diary (the film) is all you need
Me? EBL batteries at a push, but ENELOOP all the way otherwise. Can't be doing with less than 2850mAh per cell.
>>85746175I get mixed up also. Also with Jane Eyre. Forgot that Jane Austen was the one who wrote much earlier. Was watching the film thinking it was supposed to be late Victorian. The book was written in 1811. I am big dumb.
>>85746163thanks lad people say nobody changes anything from 4chan posts but now i WILL start hoarding batteries in a bag again, dropping them off at Home Bargains or wherever.i swear we're just finding cheat codes for living on this ol' ball of ours, but it's like nearly everything has these monkey paw side effects. environmentalism doomerism aside, it ends up being stuff like 'nobody can get rid of their old fridge any more.'
>>85746152>CRnot quite palC=LithiumR=RoundSee IEC 60086-3 for some bedtime reading
Don't ever reach Bronte novels, they are insufferable and impossible for a man to enjoy.It's basically a very early form of romance novel for Victorian uptight women, except instead of wealthy psychopaths who tie them up and rape them, or vampires who bite them and rape them, it's just wealthy British men who scorn them but the female reader gets hot and bothered because he's vaguely unavailable and "dangerous" for other reasons.Women have been rubbing their fannies for centuries over these imagined scenarios of "vaguely dangerous unavailable man ends up loving her".
you can test whether a mains fuse is still good by holding one end and tapping a capacitive touch screen (phone, tablet). if a touch is registered, the fuse is ok.
>>85746198>reachmongch
>>85746209>tapping a capacitive touch screenWITH THE OTHER END*
>>85746217I deservech it
>>85746225taken like a proper manchbless upch
>>85746189>Forgot that Jane Austen was the one who wrote much earlier. Was watching the film thinking it was supposed to be late Victorian. The book was written in 1811.cor it closer to Frankenstein than Sherlock Holmes.Sherlock could have gone on the London Underground. that Mr Darcy wouldn't even know what a 'London Underground' is.
the cleavage lass is apparently PHOEBE DYNEVOR according to Yandex Images and she has her boobies out if you look at the right places
>>85746242Just because she stirred your loins, it does not mean you must become a pervert.
Wish Titlad would make an appearance to cheer us all up.
Honestly watching that film made me ashamed of my rubbish use of the English language. Must read some old books.
>>85745722>49 players in the squadare they the spacker league chelsea?i also know what keeper is going to be a one club man
>>85746267nibba will say this then read a deranged sunderlander post about aliens every 30 seconds for hours
>>85746267iktf. struggled a little with that A Field in England. some dialogue that's intentionally anachronistic, like they just didn't say that in Cromwell times. but then other bits where i simply didn't know what a tapster or a jerkin was.it's weird how as a young'un this is how you LEARN language. there are terms in Harry Potter i wouldn't expect an 8-year-old to know, but i doubt they're flipping open a dictionary every few pages. just reading on and learning from context innit.
He must have known that doing that to a baby would likely kill it. Still can't work out why he did it.
>>85746303Lmfao. It true.>>85746305Insneed innit.
Had a night out with my cousin, but the night was boring, till we got drunk, then there was a police chase, I crashed so had to get out and shoot my way out, my cousin got shot and fell down, so I shot him in the head (no witnesses), then got a thumbs up emoji from him (kek), I had to take some hostages to flee the scene.
>>85746319Had to pick him up from hospital, and this is how the night ended. Good fun.
thinking about that family guy episode where stewie was unknowingly simping for a foid
God help you mongs try and watch some Shakespeare or read some Chaucer.
I miss our helper, he was a good egg. Anyone else miss him?
When you really think about it.Beans are the GOAT food.Delicious and nutritious. Vitamins, carbs, protein, fats. It's all there. Everything you need. Love beans me
>>85746366>actively poisons youNothing personnel kid
for me it's shakespeare in 17th century pronunciationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am5HGsXEU8
>>85746366Good if you are poor. Meat and eggs are far superior foods
Local shit tier morros doesn't stock Jimmy's Affogato on a stickabsolutely fewmin
>>85746339>watch some Shakespearei bet you can't even name THREE (3) films he made.
>>85746405>Meat and eggs are far superior foodsLol, lmao even
>>85746426William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet 1996William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1999William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, 2004
>>85746441Not him but, bad examples.
>>85746463dunno just asked super intelligence tbqh
i WANTED to like this one. moody gen X Hamlet innit. all about the prodigal 'prince' of the Denmark Corporation, cor.language needed updating maybe 25-50% more. been ages since i've seen it, but i think Romeo + Juliet got it right.
>>85746326FUCK roman. but i always save him over that whore kate
proper depressed me atm desu thinking about ending it all
>>85746437Do true facts amuse you little lad
>>85746437>>85746507Seems like we got an argument brewing lads. Both of you state your position to me with supporting facts and I shall decide who is in the right
that's it, no more cocaine.
then again, there's about 2-3 linesworth left.could just finish the bag, couldn't it?
He ate so much beans his head started to look like one
wonder if smirnof bro is dead yet(don't want him to be dead, just wondering)
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
The only reason to eat beans is to fart a lot and make a hot box to asphyxiate yourself in.Even then, it should only be an occasional hobby, not a way of life.
Hafta prep meself for heading out tomorrow mornan nowDon't iX
>>85746551So much or so many?
>>85746533Is that a statement like you've had enough of that shit, or you've run out?Cocaine isn't good, I've had 2 little baggies (1 3/4 the other 1/4 full) for almost a year.
>>85746489Been a while since I played, is kate the irish lass? Isn't that what ties into the lost and damned, then BOGT?I'm with michelle now (sure she's a cop). She never changes her clothes either.
Just went ass to mouth
>>85746711Same, but just to KILL KILL KILL.I should have bought half sword, gone and fucked some cunts up on there.
Can of spesh
>ever saying 'spooky month'not a real man
>>85746729Im a goy not a man
Ironforge
Samhain
>not using the term ULTRA INTELLIGENCEnot a real man
neckbeards, do you trim your moustache?
Just watched Rocky Horror Picture Show. Strange film given our current era tbqh.
>Easter puns (e.g. eggs-actly)not even close to a real man
For my din dins tonight I'll be having pork belly and pork shoulder encased in lamb's intestines with herbs, fried in a pan with butter.Life is good.
>>85746771It has Meatloaf whose music is a guilty pleasure of mine.
What short lived gimmick were you responsible for creating?
>>85746774they drive you hopping mad?
>>85746778piss siege, got some early support but fizzled out in the end. even BN thought it had potential, quite the complement!
No such thing as guilty pleasure music.You like what you like.End of.Don't let no cunt dull your sparkle, king.Not ever.END OF.
>>85746788True that. I like Nazi songs about the Waffen SS.
there's some behind-the-scenes footage of Richard O'Brien meeting a team before they were on The Crystal Maze. goes on about how a magazine stitched him up as some nancy boy crossdressing poofter.but if the dust ever settles on this current culture war, i think he makes a good point that clothes are just clothes. dunno, that'll always be true, that IS the social construct/fashion aspect (maybe aside from form-fitting for hips and chests)the world was in a better place in the 90s.
>>85746707aye its that irish lads sister. dont think shes involved in the other two but think that grace is
>>85746779I am so cross with you rn brav
David Jason = will be outed as wrongun post mortem.
>>85746853NTA but don't look into easter based jokes on Youtube, that's a rabbithole you don't want to go down.
all alone in my roomwithout anything to do x
>>85746877learn a programming language
>>85746883im a coder at work mate
>>85746885don't know EVERY programming language though, do you?learn a programming language.
>>85746885probably not a very good one though, be realshit JS you copied and pasted off stack overflow/ai
>>85746908Bitching like a woman onlinenot a real man
Lowercase numpty is extra angry these days.Lacking balls to do anything IRL I guess. Kek.
>>85746143You think she does anal? Like she's all classy and elegant in public but then in bed she's a total fucking slag who loves getting her butthole reamed open.
Shit tits for a woman in her 20s
>>85746885What languages do you use at work lad? Me? Don't do it for work but am a haskell man x
>>85746929I bet husband goes fucking biblical in her holes.
Me? PHP.
Me? Batteries.
>>85746885Yikes, you're going to be replaced by AI.
Me? CR2032.
Might register britfeel.co.uk
Might register brtfl.uk for the more efficient dossers.
Might register britfeel.uk.com
>>85746885big_oof.h
Filling up little lads boy pussy up with creamy muck muck
>peggingyuck
>>85746999Who's talking about pegging mate?
We say bussy round these parts x
>>85746941js ts java>>85746961i already replaced myself mate claude writes all my code at work now
>>85747003You are? Hehe x
Poo chee
>>85747007Cor look at the big man driving the AIPathetic
With all this seethe in the thread, there is only 1 conclusion that can be reached. Some faggot i pretending to be on his period.
Me? Van driver
me? code in A P U and L I D
>>85747044It never works out how you think it will.
Yikes he's got his special boards pinned
>>85747056It's called 4chanX. Too complicated for you.
>>85747044Head like a fucking bean.
I'm a genius, I fixed it.
>making obscure seethe sites easier to accessnot a real man
set my storage heater input to 6, and the output to 3.we're not messing around any more, lads
Making sexo time easier, moar like
>>85747068Too gay for me yeah
>>85747084I doubt anything is too gay for you, lad.
>>85747081sign of a lad with nothing valuable to talk about
>>85747093If you had something worth hearing, I'd respond. So far I see nothing.
nice diazepam to balance out that cocaine.i am Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction, that's who i am.
>going to the imageboard website to look at pretty pictures and read storieshow it should be, tbqh.
>>85747104diazepam? used to use that to steady the hands when i was sniping in arctic environments
>>85747114pls no sniping
>>85747097>If you had something worth hearing, I'd respondYou just did
>>85747114helped me when i killed some bint in alaska
>>85746929Please stop defiling our young fillies.
>>85747220preposterous, i've never even been to a stable
I have to be honest. I want to squeeze my turgid penis into the tight hole of a young woman and then after thrusting repeatedly, inseminate her.
>>85747295I feel hollow after a wank it reminds me I am not a real man
Indians getting access to the internet was a mistake.
>>85747314Sorry to hear about that hollow man. I man full of spunk right now. But I'll probably become you pretty soon.
India are all over the internet now superpower by 2030
I like going on nextdoor with fake accounts and commenting 'Good riddance to that pest' on peoples missing cat posts.
>>85747353I can't safely post my opinions about my neighbour's cats.
>>85747315y'all aint seen nuffin yet
>going on nextdoorfailed as a man
Might put Vaporub on my testicular area
>>85747353Ok I larfedCheers pal
>knowing what nextdoor isnot a real m*n
Came up with some genius engineering today so I could stack my Blu-rays vertically whilst keeping the cases and discs safe. Thank you Velcro.
>novelty QR codesnot a real man.
Still need to put the bins out. If I do it too late I'll wake up the neighbours' kids. I keep forgetting, so my next goal is about 21.40.
>>85747404well now the velco covers the title
Will you lads be signing up for the draft? No woman will respect you if you refuse to die for Israel.
>>85747439you don't sign up for a draft, mongboy
>>85747420Not so much I can't tell what it is. Other labels aren't as bad, Second Run has pretty minimalist spines.
>>85747443Will you be refusing then, gayboy.I've just demonstrated I'm too much of a mong, so cannot be drafted.
>>85747168Sorry, forgot all about you.Blahblah too late to respond now, kek.
>>85747420>velcomrong
Cannot be chain ganged if you have mental health I cannot be trusted to do anything
I won't be drafted. Autistic lads can't be trusted in the trenches.
Thinking of becoming a professional horse racing bettor
>>85747574You'll end up doing your bollocks in de lad. Life's better when you don't gamble.
Inform the apus of RJ Mitte's d-de-d-dea-death.
>>85747439There is no draft. Pipe down.
>>85747685Lad is having breakfast in heaven.
>>85747685Jesus, the guy offed himself too. Bloody ell lads.
>>85747685B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b... b-b-b-b-b-lo-blo-blo-blo...B-b-b-bacon.
>>85747557I trust you more than the normoids brother
>>85746776My review: it was ace, but I wanted more.
Got my HMV cart lined up for the Arrow sale (that should start this week at some point). They should hopefully be around 15 quid each (one or two MIGHT be 18).
Young women have hot tits. And the body is good.
No point in me being alive
>>85747941Not too hot or they burn your cock.
>Phenomenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMT0SGnD1E
>>85748010Goblin did the music to a couple of Argento films over the years and they were LUSH.
>>85748020i need to watch that European version of Dawn of the Dead some time. different edit, but CRUCIALLY it has a score by Goblin.i think it was just Zombi/Zombie over here for a while? but everyone just collectively agreed to Final Fantasy/Zootopia/Marvel's Avengers it.
Phenomena is a very nonce-coded flick. Same as Labyrinth.
Final stretch before reuniting w/gfberg again now is it Shall be groommaxxing + packmaxxing et al nowPhwoarX
>>85747941Some women wear big jumpers instead of showing them off.
>>85748043I really wish I picked up Second Sight's 4K release when I had the chance, and now it's OOP. Yeah, it was known as Zombi in Europe, and Lucio Fulci's Zombie Flesh Eaters was named Zombi 2 to cash in on that success.
>>85748044nah you just want the girl to win, only being attracted to the girl is noncey.nobody calls The Witches or Harry Potter noncey because the main characters are kids, so what if they're older kids or teens? it's just characters.
I've never even had a Swan Session Blonde in York.
>>85747404There's this invention called the "shelf" anon. Game changer.
>>85748077I have a shelf but it's a deep shelf and these were moved to that. It's really so I don't have to use bookends to keep them upright. It just WORKS okay? If I used normal bookcases I'd need about 20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV32AcPa-iAcorrr remember Ali G? he's back. in ZOG form.
>>85746984Remember GAME used that tld before they were able to buy out .co.uk. Nobody probably remembers that.
>>85748094What's the point? These characters had a time and a place before social media. It has always been scripted.
You see? My modular design is GENIUS.
>>85748124You should put them in airtight containers out of sunlight to prevent bitrot from moisture.
Only just woke up at 10pm me. This is why I could never work.
Shall be feeding and seeding, meX
>>85745733Why though lad? She doesn't even wear sexier clothes.
cor i love Married The Mob and Misunders, OD.
Must be a right financial pain moving to London. She is getting desperate. What a silly decision that was. She could have saved money by continuing to live with her loving, caring family. She doesn't even get to see her cat.
Remember when grown women thought pokemon were for children and never played video games. How times have changed.
Mad she has nearly 100k subs now. Imagine if Ruth didn't give up.
>>85747685Apparently he committed suicide. He hired a dodgy accountant who committed tax fraud and stole most of the money he earned while on breaking bad.
>>85748124I hope the Velcro is not too tight de lad it might warp the cases on top the DVDs on the sides.
early night i reckongot that electric blanket preheating to 3, but i MIGHT increase it to 5good night friends
>>85748190Very low rent appearance.
Arse raping little lad and making his arse bleed
>>85748227Don't worry it tight enough to hold but not too tight to destroy.
Urgh bugger off roman, I'm trying to smash.
>>85748510Oh yeah, smashing time.
>>85748514And get the money back. Muahaha.
Almost done packmaxxing meShall be showermaxxing nowX
This lad takes a lot of downers and then cooks himself in an electric blanket every night. And the next day, he doesn't remember it.
Having a cheeky ride on that lads gfberg before he has sloppy seconds. Give her minge a good rinse lad, it should have returned to its usual shape just in time.
>>85748520Did you ever play mods for this? I wish there was a jetpack mod like San Andreas. I think there's a Spiderman and Hulk mod.
>>85748700Cor can I have a go next? I'd love some sloppy thirds. No cleaning the fanny
>>85748703No just vanilla.
>>85747406FUCK sake, completely forgot about the bins, despite writing this.Anyway, I put them out now. Hopefully didn't wake anyone up.It was weirdly warm outside. The wind felt like a hairdryer. Very warm air blowing. Strange because the previous 2 nights were Baltic, it's about 11 degrees warmer out there.
>>85748739I went to the shop at 21:00 and it was warm then, quite pleasant.
Bedtime for me. Might need to put the winter bedding on, but I'll do that another time.
yeah was warm. wanted tae go fer a night walk but fergot
Bit constipated rnI fink X
>>85748292She's quite low effort lately.
>>85748510I hate how grey this game looks. Greys and browns back in the 360 days.
Wagie women getting up soon to get to greggs and prepare the sausage roll machine.
>>85749076> prepare the sausage roll machine.its called an oven mate
>>85749089No I heard they have special patented machines. You can't make good ones like them at home.
Fink i'll glorpmaxx X
Found a good free amateur porn/onlyfans site not cucked by Ofcom. Love seeing everyday females being fucked or stripping off.
If sex is optional then so is working. I will not work and die a virgin man. No one can force me to work.
>>85749346Who is going to feed you when your parents die? There's no bennies in Turkey.
>>85749362The bennies system in England. I will get my council flat like the rest of the dossers.
>>85749385You don't live in England though
might start posting on brit
Blacky
Browny
a brown will be leaving my body via rectum shortly
I feel like posting something but I don't know what.
Can't wait to embrace the gfberg again later today, can i nowPhwoarX
>>85749390I do lad. This is a nasty rumour. Never left this shit little island.
Ahhh cuppa tea, ham sandwich and catching up on /britfeel/. Best way to start the day.
Nice looksmatch couple spotted on BBC News.
>>85749711Find a cute lass on youtube to post.
>tfw no barista british rose gf
>>85749777post one of your ASMR bints here to prove you live in the UK, literally takes 5 seconds>>>/int/225449487
>>85749833I don't post in /int/ because it's a tasteless board full of mean people
>>85749833Any one British like me could do that and you'd still not believe it.
Wish I could afford the National Express to York.
>>85749856So far nobody has though>>85749844You can delete your post again afterwards if that helps
Rofl lid
further proof that ruthmong isn't british
having to turn of my pager as R- keeps blowing it up...damn!
There's nothing 'rose' about that face. The septum ring theory is oft repeated for good reason.
>>85748709You crack on de laddington. I spoooojed 10 days of backlog up inside her with a respectably middling wanger, so that's a good start.
>>85749279Pls share with the class.
morning earlyfrensgot that postie making a special delivery today, o yes
unlicensed pornography is a CRIME
She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely placesThe kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and acesShe's the kind of girl who only asks you over when it's rainingJust to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling
You're a crime mate
>>85750153thanks man, you're a crime mate too
>>85750070>>85749829She seems like some snobby environmentalist / save the whales type. Notice how girls like that get a cushy barista job instead of working in warehouse.
I hate these shops and the shady non-brits that run them so much.
>>85750189Did you take this picture?
>>85750193No it was on the news.
The kind of police officer that approaches you on a night walk and says "you've been scaring women wearing your mask". Scumbag.
Hate climbing up cliffs in vidya. BORING.
>>85750189hi mate just these, and can i get that little bottle of Bacardi please? no, the Bacardi, next to it. actually yeah go on then, i'll have that vodka 'n'all. and do you do Paypoint top-ups? oh never mind then, just these.
>>85750229Do you want cashback boss man? No, ok. Thank you.
>>85750197Hmmm strange filenname
>>85750189arent you the lad who hasnt left the house in 10+ years?
Never trust a police officer. They will be absolutely believed in court by the judge if you take it that far. Unless you're a disgraced prince with a good lawyer, there's no point trying to say your PACE search was unlawful.
>>85750189These lads are usually very friendly. Never had a bad experience with them.
Oh I climbed up all this way and there's a ledge stopping me going any higher? Oh I guess that was a huge waste of my fucking time cunts.
>>85750250I bet they are really friendly with young white females.
I will never know what a girl's anus tastes like
>>85750240mayhaps he took a photograph OF the news.
>>85750250>>85750255i respected my Indian (not being racist he just was) corner shop bloke below my old flat. he'd let me buy wine at 6-7am when he wasn't supposed to, 'because it's you'.but i think he turned out to be sending kids out to sell drugs (not being racist he just was)
>>85749244>You can't make good ones like them at homeyou absolutely can. also go to any independent bakery and they will have nicer, and much larger, sosij rolls than greggs
for me it's Dicksons
Morning lads ready for a fun day of wacky zany posts?
quite a sinister piccy, this. you can see Greggs opposite, threatening to take over(this was 1 of 3 Greggs in Durham at the time, too)
>>85750330i'm quite a random person, so you don't know what i have in store friendfeels-wise i'm tetchy atm. but who knows what emotional state i'll be in once i get some ket oop me snoot
>>85750330You bet!
>>85750330I'm workshopping a few in my head right now. Will be posting them throughout the day.
>>8575020780 minutes is a lot longer than most men last, I bet she secretly enjoyed it and experienced the best orgasms of her life
me? working on the latest entry in my detective series. Sharpish & Henceforth have been called in to investigate a bank vault that was robbed...from the INSIDE.
>>85750390>Sharpish & Henceforthpretty good, ngl lad
I REMEMBER SHORT SKIRTS, LONG HAIR, MY HORMONES FLYING EVERYWHERESHORT SKIRTS, LONG HAIR, MY HORMONES FLYING EVERYWHERESHORT SKIRTS, LONG HAIR, MY HORMONES FLYING EVERYWHERESHORT SKIRTS, LONG HAIR, MY HORMONES FLYING EVERYWHERESHORT SKIRTS, LONG HAIR, MY HORMONES FLYING EVERYWHEREI ALWAYS FOUND IT HARD TO WORK THINGS THROUGHTHOSE SCHOOL UNIFORMS MADE A JOKEMADE A JOKE OF ME AND YOU(OF ME AND YOU, OF ME AND YOU)
>>85750390Corrrr, some wordplay mishaps in that tome I imagine.
>henceforth, I shall be needing those records, sharpish>yes, henceforth?>no, you buffoon, I wasn't referring to you!
>>85750442they interview the German suspect Herr Ingred, who admits in broken English ja ja it was him, he loves ze wanks, he CANNOT stop robbing himself ja.
could check downstairs. maybe there was some mad early post, 9:30 or somethingsetting myself up for disappointment though, let's be honest.
The real problem with AI is it's getting good enough to trick you. Reading new books and listening to new albums is a minefield. Even bands like FFDP (not exactly high art but still) are using AI for album art and assumedly their actual songs now.
>>85750495people have been saying this from the start, but we'll need to accept it's part of the overall process/toolchain. you can be actively anti-AI, but that's like being 'anti-Photoshop': at some stage in any collaborative creative medium, someone will have used AI.it's like if you're some horror director and you commit to only using practical effects, no CGI. lovely stuff. but then what if the propmaster comes in and says>hi mate, made you those props you asked for. i found some models online and here they are, fresh from the 3D printer.i dislike that we're pretending it's bad because of plagiarism or whatever. all art was already remixed, copyright is a ridiculous concept. at any point in Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon did he credit Star Wars? we all know it's his Star Wars. and Star Wars is Flash Gordon x The Hidden Fortress. that's just how it works.
seasideMARK out having a few jars. MUCH BETTER being BORED LONELY and DEPRESSED. Out with my mates.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IiB124u4CY
Imaginary mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUp4KS7FAaM>Freezepop - Imaginary Friend
>>85750512I don't necessarily mind AI helping the process but if it gets to the stage where bands aren't even playing instruments then that's fucking grim. I did find it funny that people were angry about Dream Theatre using AI for their album art when their album covers have always been digital slop anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJaGtIGxCwNo one understands why we are hand-in-handThe world is our worldPeople look away but we are here to stayThe world is our worldIt happens naturally, it all makes sense to meThe world is your worldWhat's normal anyway? Well, who are they to sayThe world is your worldYour wooorldYour wooorld
>>85750559what about sequencers? i like me some Pet Shop Boys, apparently they had issues early on because the industry/fans wanted them to do live gigs but they weren't a 'live act', they were producing bleeps and bloops to be played back.i'm guessing musicians/groups like that just play the main melody on one synthesizer? but then you also have pop stars (particularly women) who JUST sing. idk, it's just weird to me when it's like>here's a woman singing a song she didn't write, with a backing track or anonymous backing band, to an audience of thousands of fans in a football stadium.i know people who can sing, they could just sing the song.
>>85750495Part of the problem of benchmarking AI outside of technical parameters is that the point at which it can get good enough to trick (you) will differ from the point at which is is good enough to trick Joe Schmoe off the street. Turing tests vary depending on the intelligence of the tester. For a good while now we've had AI that can produce outputs which very comfortably convince the bottom 50% of people that it's 'real', or at least otherwise indistinguishable from something produced by a person, be it conversations, art, text etc.The interesting stuff comes from when it gets good enough to start convincing the top 50%, little by little. Wild rides ahead.
big fat shits from my big fat arse
wish i'd kept track of post arrival times in recent days. but the only letter i've received in the past week was from the council (electoral register thing, just binned it tbqh), think it arrived while i was asleep.if September is anything to go by, the postie could come along as late as 2-3pm. i miss the days when it was 11am almost on the dot, every day ;_;
>>85750631Yeah but Pet Shop Boys put those bleeps and bloops together, not AI. Taking the human element out of art just ruins it.>>85750642You're right about that. Some people are fooled by very obvious AI. My older parents often fall for it and they're not complete idiots, just not great with modern technology.
AI generated mates. Sad!
How come he never shows his teeth
>>85750691He's autistic. Autistic people usually smile without showing teeth.
Morning de lafs. It Tuesday x
WAS that the postie at the blue door? or was it simply some fella in a red top (football strip?) leaving his flat?hate the sun. it's like you're just not permitted to look in certain directions during the daylight hours.
>>85750691>>85750703Low key looks like ARE welper
>>85750733Mornin' de lid. It mad how SSM-posting isn't popular anymore. Makes me sad, going the way of Tim-posting and Ziggeh-posting.
>>85750747Is that little lad's boyfriend? Never seen him before. Is he making new friends?
>>85750749Don't forget shit like sexy kev and senor benis
oh there's A postie but is it MY postie? van so probs not.fella disappeared either into his van or the neighbours' while i was watching these two people from a work's van.not snooping, i'm about 80% sure they're the couple who dumped the fridge they must now realise is still there.
Sick of the culture war on the welfare state. Boomers want autistic lids like me dead. No hope in the future.
>>85750906The welfare state is driving the country off a cliff lad
>>85750964Pensions and working benefits take up far more than disability benefits. We are being scapegoated.
>>85750971Pointing out that one pile of shit is bigger than another pile of shit doesn't stop either being a pile of shit.
Not even enough jobs for those that want to work. The ones that work are having to pay ridiculous tax to keep the triple lock pensions afloat. Future is bleak. Wagies AND disableds are being gaped.
>>85750979The difference being lots of disabled people need help and pensioners don't. Are you too thick to see that? I don't doubt there is fraud but the rate isn't as high as the shitrags would like people to believe. Why can't they just means test pensions and stop working benefits? Force employers to pay a living wage and give them a tax cut instead of pitting the poor and unfortunate against eachother.
Torie boys? We so back!YouGov - Sky - Times voting intentionLAB 24%(-3)CON 23%(+3)RefUK 21%(-1)LDEM 12%(+1) GRN 11%(nc)
>>85750993I don't think that being disabled entitles anyone to anything they didn't earn. Also, come on, being 'le autistic' is just another one of those fake disabilities with diagnostic criteria so open and vague anyone can get a diagnosis if they want to. Even within the framework of welfare as a concept it's nonsense.
Be a WOLF anons!
>>85751010I disagree. Proper NHS autistic diagnosis is thorough and has strict criteria. Regardless, the majority of autistic people are unemployed and/or unemployable unless they're some sort of savant. And getting PIP isn't as easy for mental health or neurodivergence as people think. So what do you suggest we do with disabled people? Euthanasia? Employers don't want to hire them and normoids like you would rather they didn't exist.
>>85750984No point working if you are a man these days. All the cushy jobs and retail go to girls. Warehouse and factory to immigrants. It's so over for the British lads.
>>85751064Warehouse jobs are a death sentence for autistic lads. Even worse than retail in a lot of ways.
R's brother seems a bit autistic.
>>85751037>I disagree. Proper NHS autistic diagnosis is thorough and has strict criteria.Nope, I was given one myself and I'm fine, it's amazingly easy to get a diagnosis.>Regardless, the majority of autistic people are unemployed and/or unemployable unless they're some sort of savant.I agree and this is a real indictment against the nation. But this is not a problem solely for autistic people. We currently have a growing NEET population for various reasons, whether or not autistic people are affected more by those conditions is besides the point. >And getting PIP isn't as easy for mental health or neurodivergence as people think.Yes it is.>So what do you suggest we do with disabled people? Euthanasia? Employers don't want to hire them and normoids like you would rather they didn't exist.I don't think it's the job of the government to 'do' anything with autistic people. Nobody is entitled to other peoples' money, beyond that they can do as they please within the confines of the law. Personally I would recommend broad deregulation of the economy to help autistic people get jobs.
>>85751068Yeah with me it felt like "this was it for the rest of my life now." Thank god I just got myself sacked in the end.
Laura's brother is probably doing worse than her if he has to stay at home still. Just grim for the Scottish lads these days.
Start cyberpunk 30 mins in and suddenly I've got 14 weapon types, 60 skills, 5 skill trees, 200 pieces of equipment, weapon crafting, weapon upgrades, weapon perks, character perks, elemental damage, armour stats and some legendary gear system I haven't even unlocked yet.Why are games like bloated nowadays?
>>85751125Double dipping on /v/ little lad? >>>/v/749604749
im an alcoholic i fink
>>85751084my diagnosis took two years total, requiring multiple trips to a hospital with booked appointments where we did written tests/exams and roleplays and stuff.>hurr durr you can just get it online over Skypei mean, maybe that's true now. but what i did, i don't think you could 'fake' that. there was actual testing and at least 2 people watching me the whole time. it wasn't just 'fill out this agree/disagree form to see if you meet the criteria'. i'm pretty sure if i 'faked it', they'd know. and how many chancers would commit to that?
>>85751151Get on that AA grind de lid. We all beat walcohol in life x
>>85751150why you in v big boy?
:( Morrisons Now substituted my hoisin duck and chicken katsu sushi MAIN for this teriyaki chicken and red pepper sushi SNACK.
>>85751185Lad, you're not getting it, you're still focused on the means by which this all happens. My point is that the fact it happens at all is the problem. Being sick or disabled or impaired sucks, it really does, and to the extent your life is difficult I am very sorry, but absolutely none of that entitles you to other people's stuff.
>>85751224It could be nice, and looks cool with that sauce thing that looks like a fish. Bit weird that it's a fish but with chicken, but ignore that, still a bit of effort.Remember to uncheck substitute items. I once ordered 4 cans of stronk cider, but they replaced it with piss water that was around 3%. I wasn't happy.
>>85751203dont really want to we all got to die in life liver failur coming on strong deee lad
>>85751224Everything is getting worse lad. Same thing happened to ALDIs sushi it used to have a prawn on one of the main pieces and swapped out for a second salmon and it's also gotten slightly smaller.
office roasties are awfull creatures
>Little lad right wing LARPer wants everybody to suffer just because his own life is a misery What a life
might try for a nap while i wait for this post
outlook is evil fuck 'em
>>85751275HR roasties get paid more than warehouse wagies and do less work.
>>85751286wire the doorbell up to your plonker, so you dont miss the postie???
>>85751286I'd love a nap, but I only woke up 2 hours ago.
>>85751312created value isn't tied to wage and it will be the destruction of us all
>>85751319>wire the doorbell up to your plonkewhat do you think a plonker is ?
What's the best way for me to get laurel deported?
>>85751125I gave up on Witcher 3 when I realised I had two extra pages of upgrade options that I just could not give less of a shit about. I don't want to learn a lengthy tome in order to hit things with swords.
Ideas for the next edition, lads?
>>85751336Library edition.
>>85751330rocket up the bum
>>85751336slags edition where we post our favorite british slags
>>85751347Could make it a hardcore edition, no orange slags.
>>85751325>what do you think a plonker is ?What do you think it is?
>>85751353just a dopy lad, from only fools init?
>>85751352i duno i dont want it to be just porn
>>85751358It's a penis, a john thomas, a bobby dangler, the meat and two veg, a todger, the wifes best friend...
>>85751345I want her out of my country, not the world.
>>85751345She'd just enjoy that lad, she went anal-only a few years back
Did you have a hot girlfriend at 19 lads?
havent eaten a real meal in the last 3 days, i get all my calaories from booze mow . womfy
Ruthmong spotted in outer r9k>>85750909
>>85751384same thing>>85751391eveyones a wiener
Loving lauren's cute pyjamas. If only she'd do more of this on her asmr.
>>85751084>Nope, I was given one myself and I'm fineWhy am I not surprised the guy who seems clinically incapable of empathy is a diagnosed autist? Not sure you are fine lad.
>>85751404Not me lad. Just a lot of asmr simps like me.
>>85751418Well that's the thing, I don't place much stock into it because I find it to be an over-diagnosed nonsense category. But more to the point I am capable of empathy, in fact my heart truly does go out to people who are disabled and have a tough lot in life. But I'm also rational and principled. Bad luck on someone else's part does not entitle them to other people's property.
Living the dream this little rodent.
>>85751446she puts that thing in her holes, no question about it
>>85751446adorable lil guy
>>85751435I only trust principles when they cost people money. Not when they are fundamentally miserly.
>>85751452Bet it feels so ticklish on her smooth slavic skin.
>>85751468Well alright then. Though my principle, if actually applied, would mean I am prevented from getting my hands on bennies just as much as anyone else would be.But if you think that being unlucky in terms of being disabled or whatever entitles you to other people's money then please explain how that works.
>>85751466Adorable little guy just lives in a cage in some girls room until he dies. I don't know how to feel about that.
>>85751481None of us would be in a position to earn money without being born into a society that is much larger than any one individual. And I think we all have a responsibility to look after the weakest individuals in our society.You view it through a lens of entitlement. I view it through a lens of responsibility. That's where our values fundamentally differ.
grown men alone in boxrooms jealous of a rodent
New slags edition is up lads>>85751500>>85751500>>85751500
>>85751489who knows what makes a rat happy? i live alone in a tiny flat and i feel fine
You look after me wagies with your taxes. I keep myself out of prison so I cost you less than criminal scum.
>>85751506I would hate to be caged in a girl's boxroom all the time. The novelty will wear off.
My mill grinds flour and spiceYour mill grinds rats and mice
>>85751399Im not 19 yet
Is this thread done and done?
I'll miss this thread when it dies.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfELJU1mRMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_duXy-uMxWEWho was in the wrong?
>>85751446We know you are mate.
