Slags by Emma Jane Unsworth edition
First nigga suck my cock
I've been holding in a poo for some time. At some point I will have to unleash hell.
>>85751500girl on the cover looks like emma watson
>>85751532all right poo lad
You, mongMe, tiger
>>85751496>None of us would be in a position to earn money without being born into a society that is much larger than any one individual.Of course, but society is comprised of individuals co-operating with each other and society has only been prosperous because it has respected the rights of those individuals to work and earn and innovate and trade and all of humanity has benefitted as a result. The individual is the fundamental unit, not the collective. There is no collective will, there is no collective mind, there is no collective responsibility. >And I think we all have a responsibility to look after the weakest individuals in our society.When you say this it sounds well-meaning, but what it translates to is that you think, if push came to shove, people should be held at gunpoint to take their money/resources to give to others who didn't earn it themselves. I say people are free to do what they will with their money. If they want to give it to others then that's their choice, but it must be a choice, not a requirement enforced ultimately with violence.>You view it through a lens of entitlement. I view it through a lens of responsibility. That's where our values fundamentally differ.Well objectively speaking you are saying that you are entitled to other people's money, precisely because you view it as their non-negotiable responsibility to take care of you with their labour. You're right, we absolutely do differ on that lol, I don't think anyone is inherently responsible for any other adult human being.
So glad they're not going to reprint his books any more. Vile man. Hope she's put them on the wood burner like a good middle class girl.
imagine you go around a bird's house and you do a big toilet clogging shit and its covered in blood, mucus and last night's bantu nut-sludge
Turkish women shouldn't be dressing this way. They will never be British.
>>85751566Her eyes are so pretty. What a beauty, I would love her if she let me.
>>85751580They're wonky and she's short-sighted. I expect she wears contacts now.
>>85751604I don't mind. I don't even mind if she's been taking Chad's willy up her bum.
https://youtu.be/Bzsa8aktlcM?list=RDcrbPu4TPxNU
becky can't see shit either. These bints grew up reading books and looking at screens all the time.
>>85751613Only kyla does that dirty kind of sex.
>>85751631Fucking hell she is ugly. A legit 2/10
Ruthmong, what's your take on Ruby? Lot of fans of her over on /brit/ Maybe you could join the discussion and prove your residency status in one go?
>>85751643Oh yeah, totally. Who would want her? Tell you what, I'll do you a solid and take her off your hands. I'm feeling generous today
>>85751615Alri lids
So the Catholic Church's official stance is that capital punishment violates the dignity of the criminal (who has obviously done something despicable to warrant the death penalty), yet at the same time eternal, unfathomable torment for nothing more than genuinely being unconvinced of some mystical claims is a perfectly fine consequence and does not violate a person's dignity.Just bizarre.
>>85751672wow mate you've really skewered the catholic church here, i bet they'll be packing it now because of this post
>Aged 37, David turned heads when he stepped out with an aspiring model Lauren Budd, aged just 18 in February 2009.>David is believed to have enjoyed a romance with Chloe Ayling, then 20, when he was 44.>In one clip filmed in Australia, Walliams asks the contestant to confirm his age, with the boy stating he was 16, to which Walliams responded with: "Bingo! You're a big boy aren't you, that's what I'll tell the judge.">As part of the show, David played the character Desiree DeVere while Matt played Pastor Jesse King, with both actors using blackface for the roles.Wrongun. Should've been cancelled sooner.
>>85751672How has your point of view on this improved your life?
>>85751690He still lived and lives a better life than you.
>>85751690Weird that you are upset about completely legal and fine relationships between adults, or something harmless that doesn't matter like blackface, instead of the fact he had men from the audience on stage and forcefully removed their clothing on stage against their will.
Definitely dodgy too but he'll take it to the grave.
>>85751698no surprise with the nonceocracy at the bbc protecting him
>>85751703A man in his 40s should be dating post wall hags. If I did it, people would go fucking mad and I'm not even 40. Forcefully removing someone's clothes against their will is wrong too. Not denying that.
>>85751705Got such vitriol from family when I brought this up. Went absolutely mental at me for suggesting it. Time will tell though, don't trust him for a second.
>at 37 dated an 18 year old>at 44 dated a 20 year old>makes a joke about a 16 year old>put dark makeup on his face as a jokeI'm sorry, maybe I'm going insane here, but so fucking what? Are there any accusations of any actual crimes he has committed?
worst city in the uk?
>Lets play the age gap gatekeeping game
which you could just block everything on the internet that comes from russia/brazil/india etc.
>>85751715Birmingham and then Leeds as second. In my opinion it's not even really close with these two above the rest, not that the remaining cities are much better mind you. Some parts of Birmingham literally look like Kabul.
>>85751713They can't stand to know their Only Fools and Horses funny man is potentially a wrongun.
>>85751715Why do you care if you don't live in it?
Ruthmong genuinely needs culling. What a creep.
noncenest in a tizzy rn, wrong uns coming out of the woodwork
>>85751729Lets clear this up: what is your definition of a nonce?
>>85751714He has sexual harassment allegations too I think. Hung out with Brand. My mother thinks Walliams and Schofield haven't done anything wrong.
>>85751714Yeah he has done some dodgy stuff, that anon just focused on a few things that were not wrong. He's probably a lefty redditor with paedo hysteria over 20 year old women having sex with men who are older than them.
>>85751731>Lets clear this up: what is your definition of a nonce?(You)
>>85751740It's a BBC cover up. He will have done something horrendous but we're not allowed to know about it until he dies of natural causes. They're doing this whole charade to slap him on the wrist but there's no way he'd lose his job and publishing contract and everything if he'd just been a little bit naughty. He's fucked kids.
>>85751715York and Bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7suVJzNJw&list=RDcrbPu4TPxNU&index=9
>>85751728He's harmless he just likes dolly posting here that's all.
>>85751759He's a turkroach who stalks our lasses. It not right
>>85751723there is plenty to do in Birmingham and the houses arnt too expensive, i think its just become a meme to say its bad at this point>>85751726just having a conversaton >>85751757ive never been to york but i thought bath was quite nice
>>85751718We'd all be doing it if we moneymaxxing.
>>85751764It's commonly known as a bad city but that's because it really is just that bad. The bin strikes are still ongoing, crime is nuts, houses are cheap because nobody wants to fucking live there, and of course it's majority BAME with some areas literally no-go zones full of middle easterners.
>>85751643No she's not. She's legit better looking than that aussie lass.
Please explain to me what is legally or morally wrong about a man in his mid-40s dating a 19 year old woman?
Brother brought up the tiger mauling thing and he said "the stupid luvvy lefty media" has censored it. I then told him I've seen uncensored clips on 4chan and he wants to see it. Is it morally wrong to share the video with him as it glorifies violence and the victims unfortunate death?
The south is definitely the best place to live. Ruthmong doesn't know how good he has it.
>>85751663She isn't a commodity lad. She is a one of the most beautiful british roses I have ever seen.
>>85751778How does the unedited raw footage glorify the violence it captured?
>>85751778What clips? I've only seen the one of him waggling his finger at the tiger. I wouldn't mind seeing a good mauling.
>>85751778>>85751800This is why white people are animals, even when it's one of your own, you feel no sympathy
>>85751777hi shippy nonce
>>85751653I'm not a huge fan. I think she is a very entitled snob who just stays in education all the time. She's not my type. I don't want to post there.
>>85751799It shows a disabled man being mauled probably mins before his death. The tiger eventually killed him. >>85751800Just seen another video where he's on the grass and the tiger is lying down biting the back of his neck and shoulders.
>NEW: The head of MI5 has warned extremists with anti-Muslim and anti-immigration views are becoming increasingly likely to carry out terror attacks against asylum hotelsNEW: The head of MI5 has warned extremists with anti-Muslim and anti-immigration views are becoming increasingly likely to carry out terror attacks against asylum hotels
>>85751801in pakistan recently they dug up the grave of an 8 year old girl and raped the corpse
>>85751787It really isn't unless you are in Cornwall. Most of the south is just grim commuters towns with all the expense of having the privilege of being an hour or two away from London.
https://youtu.be/9DYPfItb2fk?list=RDcrbPu4TPxNU
>>85751819Happens every day in white countries, it's not even a crime
>>85751818Yes, we live in a far left country now, they are doing anything they can to destroy the right. Even from within with parties like reform and basically anything farage is linked to. Like all politicians, he is sus af.
>>85751814>It shows a disabled man being mauled probably mins before his death. The tiger eventually killed him.Right, but how does that glorify the violence? Depiction is not glorification.
I've never had sex. I cannot enjoy life.
>>85751828Tory lads will save us see >>85750994
>>85751833>I've never had sex. I cannot enjoy life.womp womp!
>>85751839Kek, the uniparty. 2 sides of the same coin.
asmr lasses do not support racist lads. they just want all the dinghies to come in non-stop.
>>85751776Please stop posting this ugly hag. Makes me feel sick just to see it
He doesn't look that bad tbqh. Probably had no trouble getting relationships.>The man who was killed by a tiger after entering its enclosure at a wildlife park has been identified as William Chapman, the BBC understands.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ewegny45jvo
>>85751672I agree with you. People who follow religion in that manner are little dictators.
got about 20 mins of actual nap timepost is STILL not here. could be a pure repeat of >>85715273 though. morning post arriving at 4 in the afternoon(you never know)
>>85751880You are a sad pathetic drug addict who spends all his time sleeping and waiting for the postman to deliver new drugs to put you back to sleep.
>>85751873Stop messing. This is just your negative reaction because you know a beautiful rose like that wouldn't ever want you.
He doesn't look that bad tbqh. Probably had no trouble getting relationships.>The man who was killed by a tiger after entering its enclosure at a wildlife park has been identified as Greg "Penis" Austin, the BBC understands.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ewegny45jvo
>>85751892Not him but I love sleeping most of my life away.
>>85751892A life well lived x
>>85751897I'm so far out of her league, but then again, an obese balding man with developmental disabilities would be out of her league.
I bet little lad will be happy to take state pension when he's older, won't he? He didn't pay in. He's paying for the current pensioners. Therefore, he's faking from others.
>>85751911Will there be a state pension by the time we retire? I find it unlikely, everyone knows it's a ponzi scheme and it'll either come crashing down or be wound up by the government at some point (with their gold plated pensions secure ofc).
>>85751898>He doesn't look that bad tbqh. Probably had no trouble getting relationships.Classic mate. Back to Plebit you go.
Scottish lass will probably overtake Aussie lass in subs. It's amazing how girls just can sit there and make money from low effort videos to be quite honest.
>>85751916Doesn't matter, I bet he uses the NHS and his pitiful national insurance doesn't cover it. He's a little lad with a little chip on his shoulder and he just wants everyone else to feel as little as him. Simple as.
>>85751919I made this image a while ago, quite chuffed that other lads saved it
I kid you not the NHS letters are speech to text. So many spelling and grammar errors. It makes me ashamed to be British. They use the cheapest paper too. That's what you get for a public service at no additional cost I guess.
>>85751921None of us have a choice about paying tax, lad, that doesn't mean you can't also think the government is fucking things up and the system should be changed. I've used the NHS, but am I happy with being taxed for it relative to the service I get? Nah, I think if we're going to have an NHS then something like the Japanese model would be better.
Happy to take the state pension, happy to receive NHS healthcare, happy to receive 999 services but when the shit hits the fan you're on your own, crawl into a cave in the wilderness and die. Cannot understand this narrow minded mentality. Some people are just wicked by nature.
Britain is so shit for a white man like me. There is nothing for me in my own country. Glad I'm not paying any taxes. I'll leech until I'm dead.
>>85751926I made a template of it. You can just substitute any personality's name, it the same dire posts no matter who they are aimed at.
>>85751705Yep:>>85746864>>85751713My mum went mental when I said the same of Jimmy Savile when he died. One of the few occasions I could have said:>I TOLD YOU SObut didn't, cos I love my mum. But she knew I was right.
Had to stop browsing outer /r9k/ even though I did like the occasional incel/NEET musings. I'm trying to turn away from porn and lustful images and I had to cut out the cancer to get the cure.
>>85751718Half your age plus seven years etc
>>85751864odd tits on her, quite small but probably serviceableany other tits photos at all?
tfw will never see Secretariat winning the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths there by claiming the Triple Crown
>>85751938I don't want to speak for him if he isn't here to speak for himself, but I think you aren't engaging with that perspective in earnest. I don't go as far as he does, but I'm more towards that perspective myself and to say that people who have those positions are devoid of empathy, or are trying to be cruel just isn't true. A lot of people arrive at that sort of position because they genuinely see it as achieving more utilitarian ends than what a large welfare state and government services can provide.
>>85751951Look at the state of her face. You don't want tit pics of that
>I made a template of it. You can just substitute any personality's name, it's the same dire posts no matter who they are aimed at.
>>85751954You're half right. I appreciate odd tits of all sizes. Not saying I will do anything about it, just curious.
>>85751877NECK ON THAT LAD CORRR
>>85751964Not sure how you arrived at that conclusion, I'm just being honest.
>>85751873just ignore him and he'll eventually stopasking him to stop encourages his ridiculous gimmickstarve the creepy cunt of attention oxygensimple asend of
>>85751929I like it when news sharticles have huge spelling mistakes and grammar issues, and it's a sharticle done by an editor.
how can you be a weed addict in the yookay?
>>85751975then I retract my comment de ladI am sorryjust came over a bit fucking robotic you know?I will delete my hideous accusation nowmy bad etc
Gawping at little lads gaped and raped batty
>>85751981Heroin is illegal and there's plenty of addicts. Cocaine as well. And ket. Plenty of illegal things to get people addicted.
>deleting postsNOT real man behaviour, let's be honest
>He deleted his post Oh. My. Kek
>>85751951Her tits were bouncing quite good in her porn video.
>>85751989>>85751988I regret nothing bravs
>>85751988>>85751989are these 'deleted posts' in the thread with us now
>>85751993I have no idea who she is since ASMR is fucking alien to mesauce, if you please?
>>85751995Not him but yes it's here.
>>85751981Easy, you buy it and smoke it.
>>85751995I said his post was ChatGPT coded cos it sounded it, and he said it wasn't, and I deleted my accusation since I'm having a good day today and have no wish to be a cunt to the lad who sounds like a robot
>>85751977ok lad why are you replying to yourself again? She's beautiful to me and most lads. End of. Let's leave it at that.
>>85751988Not man enough to own their own mistakes even when you're anonymous. very fragile egos. Sad, isn't it.
>He's doubling down Oh. My. Kek
She has a flat ass frfr like on god no cap her ass is cooked.
>>85752007>ok lad why are you replying to yourself again?baseless accusations there, sir.
>>85751986Begone pederast!
What did BIG man mean by this post?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85751500/#q85751964
>>85752010I literally owned it, apologised and deleted my post
>>85752007let's sort out these baseless accusations first, eh?
>>85752000sparkletaco7 or pixel baby asmr. She used to be cute but she's trashed herself with tats and making porn now.
>>85752020Real men don't delete their posts when they're wrong.
>>85752019I said his post was ChatGPT coded cos it sounded it, and he said it wasn't, and I deleted my accusation since I'm having a good day today and have no wish to be a cunt to the lad who sounds like a robot.Happy to clarify this further since - see above - having a good day.
>>85752029You're using a spellchecker rn, lad. You can tell by the punctuation. Are you totally fucking stupid?
>>85752024I see what you meanfair assessmentnot for me, but thanks for the info chief
>>85752036Funny you'd think that. Not true, but amusing anyway.
Kind of bad how assmoar sloots took over the pointless sound for no reason community.Is assmoar a gateway to OF whoredom?
TWO tendies, sweet potato chips, and parboiled broccoli.life doesn't get any better than this x
lotta fail males itt rn
Little lad just likes bullying autistics, mongs, and disableds. Nothing wrong with it, is there? Let the midwit feel better about himself for a while.
You delete one post and 10 (You)s follow. Wild.
>>85751833I've never had a gf who will be comfortable pissing while im also in the bathroom, so we all have our crosses to bear
>>85752038The penetrative sex video is not too bad but the tats put me off too much. The guy doesn't even creampie her...just pulls out and cums on her back.
>>85752047FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD MOISTUREand staples
>>85752047could you define parboiling for me without looking it up?
She dresses like a whore on night's out. I thought she was better than that.
>frog splashes your nan from off the top rope
>>85752060partiallyboilingso boil for a bit not to completion
>>85752049He's not bullying anyone, that's the funniest thing about it. He only thinks he is and that makes him feel good about his pathetic life.
>>85752060yeah i reckon i could
>>85752071>Parboiling (or leaching) is the partial or semi boiling of food as the first step in cookingclose! so what what the second step in the broccoli cooking process
Hate searching for GNU/Linux videos on YouTube and all you get now is AI slop or Indian videos. All the good creators just never show up in results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8JLyhgZRE
>>85752065Unironically she'd be a great fit for blackedraw.
>>85752045All women should do OF if they want to. If you can't make it, take your clothes off...guaranteed to have a whale empty his wallet for you.
Armpits smell like meat and potato pies. Not had a shower in ages
>>85752093And are there any women without tats doing that?
>>85752097I can't really smell myself unless I proper put my nose to my armpits. Haven't showered in months. No point doing all that effort every day if you don't really meet people and go out.
>>85752081eating it
>>85752065Cor if she lost a bit of weight and stayed out of the sun, she'd be eligible for my penis.
Watching nightlifeaudits me. So many trash skanks out at night to film.
>>85752124They're not audits, it's perverted immigrants recording videos of drunk white women for other brown perverts to masturbate to.
rupert lowe banging on about bread is why i don't trust him. i want him to do one thing; get rid of the immigrants. not save some mate of his who owns a bread company 2p per loaf of whatever. i can just see it now; 'i made all my mates richer but there was no time to do something about immigrants, teehee'
>>85752130But is it ilegal?
>>85752116That's cheap fake tan to cover her pale scottish freckle skin up. Absolutely cannot leave the house without it on her skin. She's definitely got a bitter fatter in the face.
>>85752138No it's not. The police tried to arrest nightlife auditors to deter them, even bashed one's door in due to the press attention, took his devices...all no further actions but it looks good when the press say an arrest has been made.
>>85752134You are a fucking retard. He didn't say any of those things. He wants to remove the ridiculous law which means bread has to be medicated with a chemical that will harm a lot of the population.He also intends to get rid of the immigrants, so if that's what you want, he'd be the person to vote for, not throwing your toys out of the pram over something you made up. Are you a liar or stupid?
Love me farmhouse bread. Don't give two fucks what's in it, it tastes lush x 4
Give me a pill to die peacefully if you don't want me to drain the bennies system for decades. I'll take that rather than endure slaving without sex.
Ruby has probably never had a good shag. I doubt she even really has a high sex drive.
>>85752175Think thats called a heroin OD
>>85752196Realistically what would happen if I was to take a full syringe of heroin?
Just a reminder: suicide is against the law.
>>85752164>i dont trust him because i think he has surreptitious motives>duhh ur stoopid uhm acktually he didn't say his surreptitious motives so that means he doesn't have them
>>85752198buzz your tits off and die innit, askfrank
>>85752194Have you had a good shag yet?
>>85752204>duuuh the thing I said was bullshit, so I claim to think something else now>I'll move the goalposts again if you reply because I'm just agenda postingThe shills who are terrified of Restore are so obvious.
>>85752175picrel is a bit dated, US-based, think the revised edition was written in response to laws/availability. different methods/chemicals, i believe their big suggestion was head down to Mexico and get barbiturates.Dignitas in Switzerland used pentobarbital (a barbiturate), you pop one, go a bit woozy, pop a second one, you drift off to sleep and don't wake up. no panic response or anything.>>85752198you'd just sleep. maybe your lungs shut down, but there's a risk the panic response kicks in and you wake up freaking the fuck out. you could probably assist it with other things, like that anon who's been posting about taking benzos + sodium nitrate or whatever it is.might be internet hearsay, but even the ol' exit bag/CPAP mask method with helium no longer works (it's adulterated or something?).you're stuck on this rock. go get therapy lad.
>>85752212Sadly not (not my choice). She can get shagged whenever she is ready for it.
Little lad bullying autistic lads.
>>85752221I'm always going to be fearful of a dose turning me into a vegetable. I'd fuck up my own death. They've recommended charcoal bbq in a tent, which may work.
>>85752217what am i claiming to think different or goalposts am i moving?
>>85752234yeah it's 2spooky. i mean ultimately you're cutting off oxygen supply to your brain. say you overcome the panic response, do that for a bit, but not to the point of death. you come back. possibly with a permafucked brain.it SHOULDN'T exist etc, and that's in their mission statement, but it's why Dignitas is all prim and proper and medically supervised. i don't want lads to commit suicide in their bedrooms at all, but assisted suicide like this (e.g. because of terminal illness or chronic pain), i'd like the option to be there.there's also the fact that suicidal ideation can pass. idk, it definitely doesn't feel that way when you're in it. but people have turned their lives around or learned to manage pain/mental illness/whatever else is going on.
Are literal blue balls actually a thing? wouldn't know as I wank 3-4 times a day on average
>>85752266No it's not a thing. It's something men made up so they can claim that they have to have sex or finish or they're in great physical pain. In reality, they are not.
>>85752266So what you're saying is you wank a lot because you're a lonely creepy man that no woman wants? Thanks for sharing.
>>85752280He didn't say that, I think you're projecting.
>>85752266not actually turning blue, but yeahhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymal_hypertensionfuck you Wikipedia, it's painful. i know it means harmless in the lasting sense but>Symptoms>discomfort or mild painit can be actually painful, like the same as chest pains, in your bollocks. men aren't just scheming to get pity sex.
>>85752280do you know where you are, fella?
Just think about it lad. If your neighbour is someone who can, on a whim, call up 20+ friends and relatives to come over to his house and rape your daughter in the basement while slashing/burning/drugging her... how the fuck is a society supposed to function?
people on 'Bridge of Lies' are so thick, they just beeline right for the end goal without building cash or alternative routes
>>85752266Yes, if you masturbate/edge a lot but don't cum you get fluid build-up in your epididymis and it can ache like a bitch
>>85752280Do you think someone who wanks 3-4 times a day on average is successful with women?
>>85752334its not common to have basements in the UK
>>85752334>Just think about it lad. If your neighbour is someone who can, on a whim, call up 20+ friends and relatives to come over to his house and rape your daughter in the basement while slashing/burning/drugging her... how the fuck is a society supposed to function?How's your life, lad?
hm maybe this is one of those days where Royal Mail does 'lates' and my parcel will show up in the next hour or two. officially, they say >While most deliveries are made by mid-afternoon, parcel deliveries can take place as late as 6pmbut some people online say they can go as late as 7pm, and i've had a few parcels arrive around then (or right up until 9pm)must just one of those days. i feel it in my bones x
>>85752334Society will function fine if we deport those rapists
RED HERRING BLOKE AT THE BLUE DOORactually in a red football strip, leaving the blue door for a jog. should be illegal that, like impersonating a police officer.
>>85752072>>85752049>bullyingwhere the fuck did you get bullying from? are you thick?
>>85752358>if weYou're not doing anything besides posting on an anonymous website about them, big man.
>>85751556>Well objectively speaking you are saying that you are entitled to other people's money, precisely because you view it as their non-negotiable responsibility to take care of you with their labour.Where did I say anything about me being entitled to other people's money? I'm talking about my own responsibility to look after weaker members of a society that facilitates every penny I earn.
>>85752388>pretending to misunderstand thingsIsn't it exhausting being like this all the time?
I'm going on week 2 of not reading the news multiple times a day. It was giving me way too much anxiety
>>85752414Your being raped and liberals love doing that to people.
>>85752427you're*as in:>you're welcome
>britfeelevidently NOT real menend ofsimple as
Fancy some sushi but wifeberg wants pizza for dinner
Why are they always so thick and make such basic mistakes? Is it just from never reading books when they were kids?
>>85752449Sushi isn't really in your budget from the sounds of things lad
>>85752414So who are "we", and what are "we" actually doing about it posting on 4chan?
>>85752460I'm a millionaire, lad
giving the postie until 6:00pm. i think that's more than fair.
>>85752468Not from the sounds of things
>>85752465You have an IQ below 85, so it's a waste of time talking to you. You've already demonstrated you don't understand hypotheticals.Enjoy the rest of your day.
Oh no he's upset now hahaha
>>85752478Good ay lad, thank you for admitting you have no argument and admitting defeat by using personal attacks.
>>85752511You have a fucking 85 IQ you fucking mongoloid fucking cunt, I'd chisel your teeth out of your skull
>>85752511It's not a personal attack. I understand why you took it as an insult, but it was intended as an honest description of your intellectual abilities and the reason why it's not worth speaking to you.Again, you probably misunderstood for the same reason. Anyway, I won't be replying again for the reason already given. It's a waste of time.
>>85752520Thats nice lad, but I already knew you've been trolling this whole time. Have a nice rest of your evening, as you say.
it's crazy to think how much plaintext information we just left lying around in the past.notebook by the landline phone,>meet Geoff at 8pm on Wedszero encryption, no physical lock, nothing. anyone reading that would just know.
>>85752469>giving the postie until 6:00pm. i think that's more than fair.Good lid
where is my post? the post should have arrived. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6G-OpGgo3cNTs don't know what it's like for us.
Lads, a question:>How would YOU feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
>>85752446>>britfeel>evidently NOT real men>end of>simple asNo cap on god
>>85752520>>85752530Can you two just gape and get it over with? JESUS FRANKLIN CHRIST.
>>85752602surprised that green text took that long to arrive tbhwyl
>>85752520>you probably misunderstood for the same reasoncorrr I love a bit of britfeel irony x
Im brolic as flip
Why are there no clips of the guy actually being killed by the tiger? I've checked liveleak and watchpeopledie.
Did the lad trying every type of Haribo ever publish his findings?
>>85752640all false flagnever happenedtrust me on thisend of simple as
>>85752640privacy laws. we're not in the US, the tiger and his family have a right to privacy while they're defendants in an ongoing case.
>>85752642yes he didit was a great report actually
>>85752567That's how my parents found out I'm gay. I wrote "Meet Barry at 9pm for wank" on a notepad
Not to sound like an alarmist but HHL hasn't posted in 4 days. Getting a bit worried now.
Not to sound like an optimist but HHL hasn't posted in 4 days. Getting a bit excited now.
>>85752675He has a life lad, he's got a bf now
Imagine keeping track of a drunken narcissist's posting habits. Beyond pathetic.
Not to sound like I'm into bestiality but HHL looks like a giraffe. Getting a bit hard now.
6pm is it
>>85752706Time for a monster and 150mg of dihydrocodeine I reckon
>>85752710sounds good ladno opioids in, me. fancy some tbqh but i've been off them a while, might be helping me to accept baseline pain? hopefully?at any rate there's no post but i won't blame the scousers i blame Royal Mail. since there's NO post, for nobody. that's incredibly unlikely. mind you, that van earlier delivered to the block next door, but not the block next-next door.could be this whole 'DM26' scheme they're rolling out, if you lads got the leaflets about that. parcels/packets are MEANT to stay the same, but they're skipping normal post every other day. state of this country man
Bullying autistic and disabled lads is how he gets his kicks. Don't worry, the millionaires are surely his mate.
Where are you going to post once britfeel is dead because that's going to be sometime soon.
>>85752774so sad etctbqh i'll just find some semi-active hobby forum and go to the off-topic boards. as long as the popular threads get like 10+ posts a day, i'm happy.will be avoiding Discord and epic edgelord altchans like the plague.
>>85752774I'll just post on Reddit. That's where all my porn subreddits are.
>>85752798Name the subreddits
Never kissed a fanny me
>>85752818r/hairypussy is good as well as r/yourdadsoldporn
Just want a heckin time machinerino ffs. Not too much to ask is it.
>>85752824maybe you had one but then a jaded, older version of yourself REGRETS you acquiring the time machine, so he/she has gone back in time to prevent you getting one in the first place
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/britfeel%20is%20dead/page/1/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/britfeel%20will%20die/
>>85752833I am the older jaded version going back to change things, then I'll have to kill myself (not past me, kill the me that made the mistake).
>>85752843Well just look at you searching for words that have been typed. You must be high IQ?
The notion that brittlefeet will die is absurd
>>85752851very effeminate post, i can tell why you don't have friends
Might have a nice comfy tugerooningtonbergshire-on-the-verily actually ladbroke groves
>>85752854>very effeminate post, i can tell why you don't have friendsYou're right.
>>85752854Agreed. A poor show. Sad.
>>85752855You had a win on a footy bet and it gave you a hard on?
>>85752854Trannys are always like this, it's part of the illness.
>>85752854I can tell you're twice the man I am and you have lots of friends.
meatholes
>>85752727I got my post today. Sounds like a non-London issue
>>85752861no 'twas a play on words for lads x
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/britfeel%20is%20dead/order/asc/
>>85752867sarcasm is effeminate
heatmoles
>>85752879>sarcasm is effeminateCorrect x
>sarcasmnot a real man
lowest form of witlowest form of manliness:>not
>effeminacy not a real woman or a real man
mongboy gettin rinsed
>>85752922He's as done as done can be, no recovering from the onslaught
went downstairs as a last Hail Mary for the post and it's ont there what's even the pointwankered on benzos and binge eating beef slices stuff the lot
Alright de lidsWho we bullying tonight eh
>>85752942You can bully anyone you think you can, so long as you think you are bullying them. x
>>85752942people who prefer the exploration Castlevanias over the linear ones
eff you Kraftwerk not making your 'early work' available online even when people payhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvRys-Lv3YAfun to play this song and tap your scroll bar to the beati am at the bottom of EVERY web page
>>85753032More of a fan of >Tour de Francehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTe7U92ecX8And>Das/The Model https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnx9xS79Lc&themeRefresh=1
That's how im living skint with teeth missing
>Civil servant secretly juggled five full-time WFH jobs raking in 350,000 poundsWhy can't NEETs do this?
flint of skinand gnashers gonenow all i haveis zopiclon
Islam, as practiced by millions of Muslims in Britain, is entirely incompatible with our British way of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDJ-ini7fF0new Narnia, is it
>>85753090They can't even get one job lad that's kind of what being a NEET is.
>>85753090You are not allowed to earn money while on UC the DWP get alerted when money goes into your bank account, that's why they do those checks all the time
Thoughts on the Indian caste system?
>>85753096rhymes man*snap* *snap* *snap*
>>85753122i hope they recontexualize the white witch as a tragic anti heroine and aslan as the real bad guy
>>85753122>They removed the subtle hint at the end that Aslan was Jesus Christ Of course they did didn't they?
>>85753126>Thoughts on the Indian caste system?its bad
>>85753126Idiotic and laughable. Even if you're the same ethnicity racism still exists, those poor fuckers can't catch a break can they?
>>85753145classism mate
>>85753136>>They removed the subtle hint at the end that Aslan was Jesus Christsubtle?
Why is there a child actor dying every day? Hayden Panettire, the guy from Breaking Bad yesterday, this tiger victim also was a child actor.
It my fault im stuck on benefits
>>85753165So he wasn't a spacker then like the rumours had it? He was perfectly normal? This story just gets weirder and weirder.
if they wanted me to work, they should have guaranteed me the kind of lifestyle where i can drink Fentiman's cola at the same rate i get through Diet Coke as a NEET
>>85753209i don't think tigers are particularly politically correct. they see a person, they'll attack.
>>85753221You have the same mentality as Sean, are you Sean?
love finding silent hill ass towns on google maps
>>85753240>Sean>Non-alcoholic drinksYeah I'm sure he's Sean, genius
>>85753250y'all joking right partner?
>>85753221Tory coke
his last post was after he bought that whiskey (and some nice shoes) and went over a mate's who was on about drowning his sorrows with booze/bags/escorts(the implication being HHL was the responsible one keeping him safe)(we have not heard from him since)
>>85753270Sean drinks alcoholic drinks and only ever alcoholic drinks, genius?
>>85753276Is your life that little bit more empty nows?
>>85753274so it is. but in some parallel world, maybe twee middle-class tory shite would just be for the masses.'craft beer' in little 330ml pop art cans can piss off. but pints of real ale are just what EVERYONE should have access to.same goes for non-Chorleywood bread. how has BREAD become bougie? it's bread.
got a 10 day warning from telly license people x
>>85753279That's correct yes. Unless he's doing a conspicuous "staying off the booze" act, you'll never hear him mention a soft drink. Let alone a premium cola.
>>85753221jaritos are better
speaking of bread, now eating breadi could post proof (i won't.)
>>85753303So you're saying he does consume other liquids besides alcoholic drinks, now, genius?
>>85753299Some little boriswave Indian will be knocking on your door in 11 days little lad. Prepare yourself.
>>85753312Get on that farmhouse stuff de lad it's lush and I mean lush x
>>85753299tell them they have 'no implied right of access' and close the door. don't even agree to the 'no TV' thing because they'll want to come in to check.if you're feeling extra spicy, say the no implied right thing (and audio record it), but leave the door open. watch them take that as a sign they CAN come inside. then lock the door, ring the police for trespass.not 'TV Licensing is trespassing', but the actual individual, in front of you, has broken into your home. and you're trapping them in there until the police arrive.
>>85753321i'm sure it is lad, it was mentioned earlier by you or anotherbut i'll make do with this supermarket own-brand wholemeal.
mumberg gets so fewmin' that theres no 'proper' lemonade 'without artificial sweeteners'
might head down and see if the post has beendoubt it, but stranger things have happened
>>85753316I can see I hurt you when I sarcastically called you "genius." I'm sorry lad. That was rude. Perhaps people have been underestimating your intelligence your whole life, and I've just contributed to that. Fucking wrong of me lad. Apologies again.
>>85753299Same, had loads this year. Told the last cunt to fuck off. Will tell the next cunt it's illegal to fuck kids and I suspect they're fucking kids at home so me and my friends will be round to check, at some point, or not, or maybe.IT'S ILLEGAL YA KNOW
>>85753342Might be men down there looking for an easy target.
I'm skint
>>85753347Getting strong Sean vibes from you.
>>85753350Or worse, women, looking for a target to impregnate them so they can throw their babies off to top of the flats.
>>85753354How many year have you been zanymaxxing on 4chan?
can telly license tyrants get into my block of flats?
>>85753361Only since 2022, I think it was the 2nd covid booster that changed me. I used to be a nice wholesome poster.Also, that was a bit too far, the baby thing, not this, sorry about that. I am a gud boy, I promise.
>>85753362communal areas? yeah if they buzz in. think it's different in Scotland than England, i forget which way around.but YOUR home? nah. people can't just wander in, even if TV Licensing and bailiff types try. police with a warrant, sure, but that takes ages.
>>85753353A lot of people compare me to Sean, and that's great. He's one of my biggest idols and I want to be just like him.
Cant you just fill out that form online and put in that you don't watch tv and it be pestered by the tv licence mongs?
>>85753380*Not be
>>85753380Yeah but they want all details about you. It's like signing up to a service not to use the service.
>>85753390If it stops some little boomer mong knocking on my door then I'd just put my details in and swallow my pride.
>Drab Majesty - The Demonstrationo ayelove this album
Started watching the purge, and just stopped, the KKK turned up in da hood. Suspiciously over DEI'd cast, just know there's a message to be pushed. Also it's le ebil huwhities that started the purge, and deemed the trial area to be in a predominantly black area. I'm good ta.
>>85753406It's actually more likely to get a boomer mong to your door. They'll attempt to come and "check you don't have a TV."
just want my ketamine, overalli think it's that simple
>>85753461Do you think that Nelson Mandela was a cannibal though?
>>85753464nah you're thinking of Idi Amin
Watched that kinomoviefilm The Uprising today didn't I? It was okay.I feel quite alone in the world. Oh well.
Wonder if DVDlad has seen digger
>>85753570I have not. Looks shit to be honest but mildly interested due to how much of a flop it is plus the director.
>>85753586You do watch do buy a lot of shit films watching one more won't hurt will it.
>>85753569heard bad thingslook Hollywood, just give us A Knight's Tale. you don't need to take The Peasants' Revolt and pretend it's some heroic story where everyone wears brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSn1VqUONV8 new Baywatch, is it
>>85753593I don't buy that many shit films you cheeky sod. One man's shit is another man's treasure I suppose. The marketing around Digger is just really strange. On top of that, I barely go to the cinema nowadays. I'll watch it on streaming or if I decide to get the Blu-ray some day.
>>85753612Can't argue with that really. I guess I'm just easily entertained.
What's your favourite Monster High 'Skullector' doll, lids?
>>85753637It's all going in a landfill when you die, nobody else would watch that tat you like.
>>85753651feels like it's cheating but i'ma go with The Nightmare Before Christmas.maybe because Sally is already doll-like, they didn't just do some weird Bratz rule 63 of a costume + hair.
>>85753651im going to have to check my collectors guide to see which is mostly likely to increase in value first
Grown men with their favourite dolls. Sad!
I can't believe you fucks live in western europe as locals not imigrants and you think you have it bad.I fucking hate being Polish so much literally since I was a kid this country and its horrible narcisistic people have been fucking me over and abusing my good nature untill I turned into a misanthropic husk.I wish I was born in the west so much.
can't believe i have to wait until March next year for Sonic 4.Hollywood needs to understand that people age. not us manchildren, actors. they'll have to get rid of the human characters eventually (good) but they're dredging James Marsden back out as Cyclops for Avengers: Doomsday? along with the old men who were already old to begin with...?also Peter Parker looks 30 now (he just does) so at what point do you decide you can't keep doing those? it works for adults like if someone's playing Sherlock Holmes, it doesn't work for teenagers/young adults.meanwhile, CGI animals never age. they can just recast the voices every 10-20 years. i look forward to Sonic the Hedgehog 9 in the 2050s.
>>85753695the goyset goy to ever slop
Wrong answer, lads. The correct answer is the Alien doll.
>>85753704styles change, there's no alternative to new releases, like 'side releases'. unless you're going to see some underground student film projects or summat.i'll always have my classic kinos from the past, sometimes i want pop nonsense. nothing wrong with that, is there? i'm not the one deciding characters say>check your privilege, amazeballs!or whatever
>>85753709>black man in a costume>they turn him into a white woman in a costumesmhead
oh there's that new Harry Potter too.mite b cool.no real expectations though. if it's a fun little series and i can actually see what's happening on the screen, great. i know i WATCHED that Series of Unfortunate Events Netflix series, and i liked it, but i don't remember it.maybe it's not important that we get a masterpiece Harry Potter adaptation. only that the fourth Sonic the Hedgehog film is good.
>>85753715What are your favourite kinos? I saw that first Sonic film and didn't much care for it.
>>85753685England is shit too bud, don't know why so many of you fuckers came here
>>85753740first one was a bit weak tbqh. feels like a bunch of disconnected scenes edited together, like it was messed with (and the redone CGI didn't look like it fit the world).my favourite kinos are Brazil (1985), Captain Blood (1935), and Kes (1969). what are YOUR favourite kinos?
I wanna piss all over his stupid dvds
>>85753756You don't know how fuckibg bad it is here
>>85753768You should probably get out of Poland before Russia invades
ohhh mind you i need to rewatch this kino. one of those>fine, i'll watch it, ughfilms as a teenager and holy shit it was so good EVERYONE WAS RIGHT.whole trilogy is pretty solid (and so's that one he made afterwards). but this was one of those films i just kept rewatching because damn it's so good.nowadays i struggle with kinos. think i fell asleep rewatching A Fistful of Dollars a few months ago (not an indictment of the movie i was just on drugs)
>>85753777As if Russia is going to invade a NATO state, they are having a hard time taking over a piss and shit hill in Ukraine.
>>85753785The music and cinematography during the final showdown is kino of the highest order
>>85753760Corrrr, good taste me lid. As for me, it depends on the day but usually Mulholland Drive, Once Upon a Time in America, Lost Highway, Bringing Up Baby, Holiday, Kingdom of Heaven, The Philadelphia Story, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, The Searchers, Rio Grande. Just a vague list of films I really like.
>>85753803which version do i watch, DVDlad/kinolads?i know there's some contention over the colour grading, and i think at some point i downloaded one that had the opening titles/animation in Italian.i can live without the Tuco-talking-to-his-brothers scene, if that was some thing they added back in (the dubbing is clearly different classic Spartacus style)
>>85753803Annoys me that most English releases of the trilogy (and Once Upon a Time in the West) don't include the fucking Italian audio track. I mean, I get it, it's dubbed either way, but it's still a fucking Italian film. I want to watch the Italian dub like I do all my other Sketti Westerns, Clint Eastwood or not.
this implies i CAN mix two different types of laxatives. it wouldn't be saying 'generally, ' and 'with the advice of a medical professional' unless it was POSSIBLE.two sennas, down the hatch x
I don't watch films I watch youtube tiktok and I colour in.
>>85753830If you're talking about the colour grading, the MGM remasters never bothered me like they did others. I find the online colour grading discourse for various titles very amusing.>I WATCHED IT IN THE CINEMA 40 YEARS AGO IT HAD A MORE BLUE TINT!Yeah, okay grandpa. But if that's your thing, torrent the Arrow releases as they're considered the best the films will ever look. Don't have a real preference for length, and the added scenes don't bother me that much.
Bought half sword. It's time to truly fuck some cunts up.Loved the play test on it. Gorey, fun, maybe more dick twitchy than GTA killing sprees.
>>85753833were the actors all speaking different languages to each other, on the day?i mean they're actors (they could be 'talking to' a character whose actor isn't there that day) but it just cracks me up imagining that.they should release the raw audio as a bonus audio track. just all the actors speaking in their native languages.
I recommend Appaloosa (2008) for a more modern made cowbow kino
>>85753846the miniature like general colour temperature can depend on your screen anyway (i'm watching on a computer monitor with 'eye saver mode' on). but i do get why people feel ruffled if they take a classic Western and make it piss yellow because that's 'more modern' in some weird way.on the other hand, i'm happy if we all collectively agree The Matrix was green all along. we know it makes sense.
>>85753854Most Italian films of the time (and up to the 90s even) were shot without synced audio. All the actors on set spoke whatever their native language was. The crew were Italian, as were most of the secondary actors. They are by all accounts Italian films, and they were scripted in Italian. A lot of Italian films of the time used popular actors from other countries, but that didn't mean they weren't Italian films. The issue with the home releases is a different company owns the Italian audio, so the likes of MGM/Arrow or whoever releases it, usually doesn't bother licensing the Italian audio, but they WILL include French, German etc., (MGM anyway), making it even more silly.
>miniature minutiae*need more Red Bulls to balance out the diazepams, i reckon.(sugar/caffeine crash = staying in bed longer = post delivered)
>>85753856Decent film this.>>85753879To be fair, that company restored a lot of films with that colour grading during that era, it wasn't exclusive to Leone's films. I just think people are too touchy with these things. Every cunt is a colour grading expert nowadays, especially on Blu-ray forums. And yes, when I think of The Matrix, I think GREEN. I just do, even if it isn't, or it is, or whatever the fuck.
>>85753880so did the American/English actors only get their parts translated, or was there someone who fully translated the script, or what?>The issue with the home releases is a different company owns the Italian audio, so the likes of MGM/Arrow or whoever releases it, usually doesn't bother licensing the Italian audioaye that is just wank. like the 'original film' should be on there, same way we look at animus and K-dramas and so on. really strange thing to have a strangehold on, like okay you 'own the rights to the soundtrack' but 99.9% OF NON-ITALIANS WILL JUST WATCH THE VERSION THAT GETS RELEASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-04VG0xeJothis is an important film.release the Technicolor cut.
>>85753901I remember reading that for A Fistful of Dollars they had a translator that gave Eastwood his lines in chunks and Eastwood frequently had to change it because the translation was so poor and didn't make sense. Another fun fact is that Dario Argento actually wrote the first treatment for what would become Once Upon a Time in the West.
might go down and see if the post has ben
>>85753911Kek, I remember these films (maybe just the first?) being so aggressively blue. Have a soft spot for them even though they are shit. They really made Forks seem like a cold, rainy shithole.
Perhaps the most famous is when William Friedkin 'remastered' The French Connection for Blu-ray and the cinematographer called it a mess. He basically went into the booth and turned everything up to 100. Forget the colour grading, he pumped the fucking sharpness as well. Me? I'm a proud owner of this travesty.
me? had that Star Wars DVD box set with George's Original Unaltered Trilogy, didn't i? sold it along with all my Star Wars PC games because STUFF PHYSICAL MEDIA (also i needed the money)dunno why i had a shaving brush in the middle. think i just kept random stuff in random places back when i lived with my parents, because there wasn't much space
Take that ya bastid.Good fun. Now to get high and play a bit more GTA. Moved house now, pesky issues following us from the home country.
>>85753973Corrrr, what did you get for those then, lid?>>85753980What other games are good for killing people in?
i see ruthmong is a massive racist now
>>85753994Hitman is a good game. But not sure about others, there's one called party hard. There's not a serial killer game that tickles my fancy. A zodiac or son of sam style game would be good, go out stalking and the like.There's one called postal as well, and think hotline miami is a killing game.
>>85754011Hitman is a good one but doesn't exactly scratch the itch of killing innocents. That game Hatred is basically about going on a murder spree.
>>85754017I have that (I forgot about it) but it wasn't my thing.There's definitely a need of a good killing style game. Just go round causing havoc.
>>85753994>Corrrr, what did you get for those then, lid?it was late 2000s, i remember just selling DVDs and PC games on eBay for about 1-3 quid each. i remember they changed the rules at some point, because the trick was to claim postage costed 1.50 (even if you were just sending it first class for 30p or whatever), and that's how you made your money.actual retro games, i remember we just gave them away, or sold them for pennies at car boot sales. nobody was thinking>i'd better keep that Mega Drive and all the gameswhat fools we were ;_;
>>85754029Hopefully GTA VI scratches the itch. Red Dead Redemption 2 is good for it. Can even hogtie the cunts and drag them on your horse. I used to like running around in Bully beating people up as well.
>>85754044I tried rdr2 but couldn't couldn't get into it, it was a bit slow. But could give it another go.
Dead thread again, is it?
https://files.catbox.moe/ehldkk.mp4Thoughts on Lucia's fanny?
>>85754139Vidya time for me.
>>85754143Corrrrrrr! That's lush! COOOOOOOOOOOOMING!
>>85753944never rated dat film
Lucia arse
>>85754189holy shidd game graphics got good all a sudden
>>85754189Hope you can gape her arse thoroughly in the game.
>>85751715Derby. Hands down.
>>85754189Fucking hell Rockstar went all out.
>>85754189exgf had an arseberg like this. good times.
Late Night BumfessionPut a nip in the bud of those 4 times a week bumseshes. Garn getting stuck in Multi-men bumseshes on the weekend. Get to chill in some lovely houses with good lads, it's not all gape nation x
>big bum trend is still ongoingtiresome.
>>85754348Easier just to say you're gay. Her arse isn't even that big compared to some. There IS a weight system in the game apparently so we should be able to make here a proper fat arse.
Only just woke up me. Time to get on the vidya.
>>85753630Chads and Staceys drama on the beach. No thanks.
Off to bed now. Wouldn't complain if I died in my sleep, desu.
eh, wasn't the worst, that. some dodgy acting but great choreography and real trees.couldn't give a toss about any of the characters (and the Jedi are really boring) but they SHOULD be doing OC-donut-steals, including weird new factions. have lesbian space witches, have Cockney space pirates, do whatever nonsense.mind you, nobody in Star Wars should ever say 'earning a paycheque' or 'reset the droid to factory settings'.
time to hit the hayhere's praying for that postie postie 2moznight friends
I seem to be staying up later and later now. Getting back into my old ways. Ah well, nowt matters, life is fucked, can't sleep these days anyway.
>>85754896You need some structure in life. Like a job for example.
>was a child actor on bbc>suicide by maulingbbc nonces caused his death probably.
Lad had his whole life ahead of him. Wasn't too bad looking, worked out and seemed to have an active social media. Yet he killed himself. Probably some kind of past abuse/trauma pushed him to do it.Honestly don't know why the zoo wasn't quick enough to prevent his death. This is what happens when you work on skeleton crews...a common thing now since COVID. Money over safety. Scumbags they are. You should always have multiple zookeepers near your most dangerous exhibits. I bet they are making record profits.
What's the point me applying for jobs? I've been saying it for so long - a certain amount of white men are just written off. It would be a complete waste of my time and mental energy to apply for anything as a long term unemployed british man. They'd rather hire some jeet or paki who won't know their employment rights.>Four in five jobs created over the past decade have been taken by migrants.>taxpayers have been forced to absorb the cost of millions of Britons being 'written off' and left on benefitshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16205879/Just-one-five-new-jobs-created-past-decade-went-Britons-new-report-reveals-vast-majority-taken-migrant-workers-outside-EU.html
>>85755241>>85755271Weird how you're always up so early. It's almost like you live in a different time zone.
Done me back in bigly again yesterday de lads it agony atm me will have to call in sick, no choice desu senpai
a bit of sick just came up, it over x
>>85755292I got up at midnight lad. Fucked my sleep up badly lately.
>>85755241Anti Christian society, where people care more about a fucking tiger than a human being.
Headache yesterday. Puked up a lot of clear liquid. It not nice.
>>85755241>Yet he killed himself.So why euthanise the tiger? If he went over a train, would the driver be negligent or the train company? I'll wait. This should be a good reply given your stance.
>>85755271>Daily Mail link about forrinsYour point is immediately invalidated. Try harder.
>>85755649You realise how small the Christian component in the UK is, right?
>>85755692Good. Religion is fucking retarded. Only literal MONGS believe in this shit.
Morning dee lads and morning de latsWorking from home today and it is lush
>>85755241Tiger maulings should become the standard and immediate punishment for anyone illegally entering the uk.
if the downy behind the ruthmong gimmick got in to a cage with a tiger, i would shoot him repeatedly then go visit topkapi palace right after
>>85755774nobody is sad enough to keep this gimmick going for literally 3+ years, its a real person
>>85755792weird how when "ruthmong" got banned so did auditor poster and nightwalk "police are arresting me!!!!" poster as well
>>85755800i reckon ruthmong is a real but auditormong und nightwalkmong are gimmicks (by ruthmong)
Got the Pepsi zero and the Fanta
Enjoying Bhutan atm lads
>>85755878Enjoying how?
I'm 100% Bibi
>>85755917bibi is a pillar of strength of the civilised (aka white) world
>Tom, 22, from Maidstone graduated last year with a geography degree and says he applied for over 200 jobs before finally landing a role last month as a restaurant manager.>restaurant manager>geography degreehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c623dnkn8pkyo
>>85755845I think audit lad left and is now an auditor. There's definitely a few odd ones filming night life now.
>>85755989What kind of degree do you have, big man?
>>85756002I don't have one because I don't think having more debt for the country is a good thing. He'll never pay a penny back in his wagie roles.
>>85756010>I don't have oneNot a real man
becky is genuinely cuter than ruth. Perfect dream gf.
>>85756044she genuinely looks she has some kind of DNA deficiency
>>85756044Whose tuppence is cuter do you think?
>>85755989I did a degree in physiotherapy and ended up in a bank. It happens.
Reckon I'll start a new game in Sims 3 and RP as a hermit who sits at his pc all day.
I'm losing track of all of ruthmong's obsessions. So we have Ruth, Lauren, wops and who else?
>>85756060Just google 'average looking, cross eyed ASMR YouTubers' and you'll get most of them.
>>85756048I don't know for sure if she has any conditions. She's just your average 25 year old British woman.>>85756051Hers of course.
>>85756060This is becky aka greggs rose.
>>85756054>degree in physiotherapyGay
Nothing really bad about her to be honest. She looks like your average 25 year old woman. You lads just look at perfect model women online and think every woman that isn't like that is somehow not normal looking.
>>85755989University has lost all purpose for 90% of people going. It's an extension of adolescence, doesn't teach them anything meaningful, shouldn't exist for those topics even if it did and ultimately delays entering the job market and saddles students with what amounts to a lifetime additional tax.Even things that sound like 'real' degrees are just totally useless and do absolutely nothing to help get you a job. There are maybe like two dozen degrees that actually matter, the rest are toilet paper to satisfy the absurd credentialism of the job market - a degree won't help you get a job, but it will prevent you from getting one if you don't have the specific one they want. Literally the worst of both worlds.It's truly astonishing how badly the government since Blair has utterly fucked higher education and seemingly double, triple and quadrupled down on it.
>>85756094brow ptosis
>>85756102Really hope we don't see the trend of overplucking your eyebrows again like 2003.
now that HHL is in a relationship and doesnt post here anymore ruthmong is the biggest lolcow
>>85756060Have you seen Lauren lately? She's been posing in her pyjamas and gymwear. Corr.
>>85756113What do your eyebrows look like?
>>85756122Do you find it fulfilling to loiter around britfeel 19 hours a day asking these passive aggressive questions to random posts?
>>85756101I hate it because it has basically acted as a filter for people like me as having no work ethic for some entry-level job. I bet most of the young staff at Waitrose all have degrees.
>>85756122I have a mild monobrow. I try not to pluck it as it causes me to get ingrowns somehow.
>>85756131I sleep 8 hours per day desu
>>85756133Yeah the inflation of degrees combined with the importation of an excess of millions to the labour pool has made getting, keeping and progressing in jobs absurdly difficult in a way that doesn't reflect the reality of those jobs, it's all just artificial levels of challenge heaped on top of each other for no gain to British workers of customers, in fact quite the opposite.
>>85756138>monobrowVery common among turks
Wrap it up lads, new edition on the go>>85756151>>85756151>>85756151
>>85756086Got to massage some fit lassies as part of it though. Decent amount of shagging as well.
>>85751532>At some point I will have to unleash hell.Have you unleashed the poo yet, what was it like?
>>85751543>Me, tigerwhat type of tiger are you
>>85756094Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
