Lundy North Lighthouse editionPreviously on /britfeel/:>>85756151
>>85758985Decent lighthouse. 6.3/10
shit lighthouse, imagine picking that one
>>85758990>decent>>85758992>shit/thread
Wish Pete would fuck off.
>>85758992your mums a shit lighthouse you massive gaylord
>>85759001yer mam is so fat sailors use her to navigate
Corrrr! Me Arrow sale order is ALREADY with Royal Mail. Now that is LUSH. My Visitor Q pre-order should be coming next Monday too. Oh aye. Gozu coming this year sometime as well and that's a LUSHINGTON.
Just ate 3 bags of sweets. I'm fatmaxxing lads x
Never even sniffed a girl's knickers
spending a stormy winters night tucked under a blanket with R
Fill me in on who Pete is
>>85759033We know that he uses Octopus Energy, and that he's gay.
>>85759033try lurking moar new fren
>>85759038What a sick fuck, glad that's not me
>>85759033Petey Piranha is a large mutant Piranha Plant first introduced in Super Mario Sunshine. He is the leader of the Piranha Plants and a loyal follower of Bowser, often appearing as a boss in the Super Mario franchise.He has multiple abilities that set him apart from other Piranha Plants, including spitting goop and the ability to create tornadoes. His leaf-like arms can also be used as wings, allowing him to fly. Petey Piranha also makes frequent appearances in sports and spin-off games, where his sheer size causes him to often be depicted as even stronger and heavier than regular powerhouse characters like Bowser and Donkey Kong. However, he often lacks stamina and his stubby legs make him very slow on the ground, while his massive head leaves him top-heavy and easy to knock over.Although Petey Piranha's Japanese name, Boss Packun,[1] has always implied that he is the boss of the Piranha Plants ("Packun Flower" being the Japanese name for Piranha Plant), this was not directly confirmed until his encyclopedia entry in Mario Party Superstars.https://www.mariowiki.com/Petey_Piranha
Dumbledore won x
>>85759057Mogged this cunt multiple times.
>>85759009alright we'll call it a draw
>>85759033He's known as Poundsome Pete in these parts, if he gets a hold of your arse at one of his luscious bumseshes it'll sound like a crowd giving an applause and leave you with a gape a mile wide. He's not one for any casual bumseshee, let me tell you.
>>85759033That'd be me. Hello.
What's the subject you know the most about?
>>85759069How is Octopus Energy working out for you? You know they have an all-female team working on the website (via direct discrimination against men). This is why it's so shit.
Just can't work out why or how he snuck up on grandad or why he even did it.
>>85759075gaping batties
This lad can't work out anything. Paedos, bummers... poor lad.
>>85759076Really well, actually. Had a glitch on usage tracker and it got me a load of credit without doing any actual work. For some reason it clocked my daily usage at hundreds of pounds for a few days in a row and I got a bunch of credit.
>>85759075apustaja husbandry
>>85759076>an all-female team working on the websitelol wrongwhere did you get this drivel from?
>>85759087This is significantly worse than THAT video, but nothing will happen to you for repeatedly posting it.
can't think of anything more pathetic than raging at a video game
>>85759094Broken as shit lol. They need to hire some men.>>85759099They boast about it themselves little tard. It's one of their policies as a woke company.
>>85759108>It's one of their policies as a woke company.Citation requested.
>>85759103how could you know that unless you've watched THAT video
>>85759115It's because I watched THAT video.
>>85759122why did you seek out CSAM and then go on to view it?
Put a hole in my desk raging at Street Fighter 6 before.
>>85759001>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.hey fuck you man
>>85759113Have you ever used Octopus Energy? Because I can't be bothered entertaining retards and suspect you are just being contrarian.This was an official policy that they were very happy about it and loudly announced it on every page of their website until recently. I feel like linking the source would be a waste of time.
>>85759135Yeah you're right lad, supporting evidence for your argument is a waste of time, silly me
>You know they have an all-female team working on the website (via direct discrimination against men). This is why it's so shit.
>>85759138Are you gonna answer the question? I'm guessing the answer is no. Are you that little redditard that hangs out in the thread, getting offended on behalf of women.
Young face of the British Nonce Party (2009)
i've heard woctopus wenergy is strictly staffed by apuettes
>>85759135>Have you ever used Octopus Energy?I currently do.>This was an official policyThey have part of their customer service team that WAS all-female, working from home. Answering questions from customers, not:>an all-female team working on the websiteOver to you.
>using woke unironically>getting cross about being asked for evidence>being proven wrongWAAAAAAAH
>>85759157https://octopus.energy/blog/ada-lovelace-tech-internship/It was their official policy. On every page of their website for a few years they boasted at the bottom of the page how it was entirely made by women.It was shit... like one of the worst websites I've used. Went wrong all the time.It looks like they've abandoned the scheme now, and recreated a lot of it.
Yeah, won't be letting Octopus Energy shills here any longer.
tired of it all lads x
It literally used to say something along the lines of "proudly made by women" at the bottom of the page in the customer area for a few years.Why are redditards like this? Proudly defending their maidens anonymously on the internet.
Yer mum lives off referrals to energy companies.
Pete is probably a cuckold. I don't know him, but it just seems very likely at this point.
Gonna have my second wank today. Wish me luck lads
>>85759087Have you got any more webms of men fucking men? Please share them x
>>85759163Two week sprint.Week 1 was:>Week 1 began with super speedy on-boarding, as the interns got to know each other, the Octopus Ada team and our code stack. After discussing the project with me and the rest of the team, they got to work researching customer feedback and collating crucial data such as how much energy the average person uses at different points during the day/week, the cost of that energy across several tariffs as well as its wider environmental impact.Week 2 was:>Week 2 The Ada team started creating their own designs, fed back to the tech team and energy specialists, and eventually started building working prototypes. The week ended with a virtual presentation of working prototypes to the team, including CTO James.So they had a chat and then built some working prototypes. Right? Am I reading that correctly? I assume you have read it. Right?
You never see Pete and Sean at the same time. Makes u fink eh.
>>85759211Women talk a lot and do no real work. When you have women in your company, less work gets done.
Niggaz when a game doesn't have a gun or a ball in it x
>>85759221Didn't actually answer my question. Just moaned about women. Let's leave it there. We're done.
Good little doss session on dayz, but had to stop due to left hand coordination issues. Sweet. Controller life for me soon, but can't effectively play dayz with a controller.Need to find a fun game*remembers COD advanced warfare*Now that was fun.Going to have a look at picrel next week. See wok one breadbin wit dat ting.
>>85759217Sean is a gay paedophile.Pete is a cuckold who is bicurious.Obviously different people.
Currently playing through Persona 4 Golden. It's good!
Assumes Pete actually HAS a wife or gf. Or a bf then gay cuck is a thing.
>>85759226Uhm... lol. What was your question?You posted an example of women wasting time, so I responded in kind.I don't think you asked a question, other than ending it with "Right?"
What has Pete done NOW ffsCan't leave him alone for a fucking MINUTE
>>85759241Such a clown.
Today little redditlad got his batty smashed in. He will be recovering for some time.
Intellectually gaped
Rapping is really difficult
Russell Brand raped me x
>>85758985why are there so many of these fucking threads active at once
vibe cooked whatever this isthought i was clever using the broccoli water for my sinus rinse but uh, yeah, do not do that lads
>>85759372could be worse, could have been joe brand
irn bru is rank
I've been watching Sabrina in honour of Sabrinalad. Nice that the DVDs include the uncut episodes through season six but all the music is replaced, same as streaming. One of those shows that never figured it out.
its getting cold all over againso ill be inside way too much again xx
Didgeridicked - A Bumder Down Under AKA Bushfucker Bumsesh Episode 3
>>85759380You don't have to live like this. If this is a cry for help, I'm here for you.
>>85759435The new director's cuts of Crocodile Dundee are a bit extreme are they not?
Anyone else looking forward to winter? Let's hope for a cold one this year.
Anyone else here not gay and think about having sex in a woman's vagina etc
Fuck it, upgraded Troy to 4K and got the Dark City 4K as well. Hong Kong lad will be glad to know that Treasured Films are releasing Red to Kill and Run and Kill UNCUT in the UK in January. Did I pre-order? Course I fucking did.
feeling proper sad tonight
was an honest man
>>85759554I heard The Strokes before you xx
>>85759553What's up fella, let your frens support you
>>85759558i walked wulian wasablancas on stage
>>85759571all alone matealways been alone in life gets you down int it x
Wish I were dead lads. I have no friends, no motivation to do anything. $chan is my life
Other than my family not one person has said they love me. What am I living for? It's all so pointless
>>85759585Yeah it's rough, we live separate lives. People were not meant to live like this.
>>85759124Helper endorsed it.
Things are looking up for are 'pu.
I align my moral compass with the question "What would Helper do"
>>85759644least hes got a nice catberg
When was the last time a woman held your hand? Me? never and never will
>>85759523coorr thanks lad i'll be ordering those lad wanted to see red to kill for.a bit. got an email earlier confirming dispatch of the ghouls gone wild thing from eureka us wong kong lads are eating good ATM
>>85759644hes got his curtains open which is better than 95% of greeners
>>85759672Aye, I was close to importing them from America so it was a very welcome announcement. They're a small label so I don't mind supporting them directly. Let me know how that Ghouls Gone Wild set is after you've watched it, I'll probably pick it up at some point. Got those new Sammo 88 Films releases as well.
>>85759679Explain to me why I should open my curtains
What's the point in living if you have no future and you will always be alone
>>85759683im looking forward to the pedicab driver release, only ever seen it in VCD quality on a daily motion type website. theres a few interesting looking films out on 88 in december, final victory, dragon tamers and the young dragons
>>85759707You live forever. This is a facet of the infinite experience.
>>85759720Yeah, I must have well over 100 Shaw Brothers films on Blu-ray at the moment as well as a healthy amount of Golden Harvest. We are eating good. I've never seen Pedicab Driver so I'm pretty hyped for it as well, and more Patrick Tam is welcome! You ever seen Future Cops? If you missed Eureka's 1000 print run, Deff has some copies on their website for not much more than RRP.https://deff.com/future-cops-limited-edition-blu-ray
>>85759730Why live forever if you're forever alone?
>>85759743You are forever infinite.You will remember, just not for what feels like a long time to you.
just finished watching that Signs.crock of shite, tbqh. it's nice that there were aliens rather than leaving it ambiguous, but the themes are just too blunt and meaningless.and now it means nobody can ever make a film about a nutter who thinks he sees aliens when he's actually just on a mad one.
>>85759780Crock of shite? One of his better films IMO, and has very spooky vibes. That shot of the alien walking by is burned into my retinas. I also love The Village so maybe I'm just a sucker! His newer film Trap sucked arse. It was basically a vehicle for his daughter who can't act for shit.
>>85759780Scary Movie 3 did it better
Lads shouldn't be lonely. It not right
>>85759820Must have watched this fifty times when the DVD came out years ago and have never watched it since. Think I've seen Scary Movie 4 at LEAST once. Scary Movie 5? No thanks.
>>85759738thanks for that lad, ordered it. i did watch it on youtube a couple of years back
>>85759848I was so bummed I missed it so I was glad Deff found some copies down the back of a sofa. I have no clue why Eureka kept banging on about the master and limited the run because it's totally watchable and no worse than some other HK releases provided by Fortune Star. Maybe the Street Fighter connection gave them cold feet in the end.
>>85759840Same, loved the first 3, never watched the others and for some reason I just know they are shit
Wits ae point in signing him if ur no gonae play him?
>>85759868The first film is such a spot on piss take of Scream. The scene with Ghostface chasing Cindy around the house and her throwing pianos and shit at him always has me cackling.
STarts telling is if a dont change ma ways n that ill end up lliek himChained tae a couch foreverLooks fudgingg magicBt he says it wisnae magic Nd these other folk would be alang ttae talk some snese intae is then he bugugered aff..
fukkin... ooooh danone
>>85759835Ruthmong deserves to be lonely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVPEbZrFAFM
A man without shoes is the loneliest number that will ever be.
Ruthmong actually owns 7 pairs of shoes.
>>85759908Ruthmong deserves a moderately attractive Scottish lass to suck on his penis at least once.
Shoes? Where we're going, you dont need shoes.
>>85759946Elizabeth Shue... wouldn't mind sniffing her shoes.
Tlak to me like that Lm(llama)ao WEll well well...........................................................................................................................................
https://stockx.com/en-gb/nike-air-force-1-low-louis-vuitton-monogram-brown-damier-azurThese are the shoes Ruthmong wears daily.
Ama crying................AM crying, for y0u, that you dont know what youve started.................What youve started in me............SEXUALLY!
>>85759806need to rewatch The Village. even knowing the twist, it's a neat premise. i don't like mysteries where the solution is an 'eh' shrug. The Sixth Sense was the sweet spot. you veer too far into L O S T territory and i will be angery at you. writers, write a story where you know the conclusion. 'was Deckard a Replicant?' is such nonsense THE BOOK ANTICIPATED THE NONSENSE
I suspect someone is having a melty rn
https://youtu.be/hzXaWqfZ2hQ
can it be? is this the return of Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN Boyfriend?!
i cant sleep so im going to hang out with you lads for a bit
Earth's gravitational pull is stronger over Britain.I feel very strong right now.
>>85759978With The Village, I didn't see the twist coming at all so it legitimately fucking floored me to be honest. Really cool film regardless and maybe even his best IMO.
>>85760057i wonder is planes need more fule to take off from britian, or is the difference so small it doesnt mattef
>>85760088The difference is very small. Technically it needs a bit more fuel, but it's negligible compared to the fuel used for the flight.
Crosslad, pal, please come back in the proper form.or (and i hate to do this) pls respond on gamer MSN ;_;
>>85760152you are a wealth of knowledge mate
Never be the same again https://youtu.be/ANw88Udmh-g
In white rooms.................................................
he hath returned
Wissae point in signign him if ur no gonnae play him......................................................................................
WISSAE POINT IN SIGNIGNG HIM IF UR NO GONANE PLAY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85760191WHAT A FELLOWSHIP WHAT A JOY DIVINELEANING ON THE EVERLASTING ARMS WHAT A BLESSEDNESS WHAT A PEACE IS MINElaalalalalalalalalalalalallaleaning on the everlasting ArmsLEANINGLEANINGSAFE AND SECURE FROM ALL ALARMS LeaningLeaningLeaning on the everlasting Arms
What a fellow shipWhat A joy divine https://youtu.be/5pJQREGkVAs
aw yeah he back
Where were u in 92?
Crossy is that you? If it is it's good to see you my friend I hope you're doing well.
The good Lord will preserve us...........but I dont deserve it.................................Am an animal
>>85760289I love you,,I love You................If U remember any words from Me LEt it be this "I love you".x
you lads get weird in the small hours
Women have genuinely missed out by not having sex with me. I feel; sorry for them.
CROSSLAD I DEMAND THAT YOU ENGAGE YOUR TRIPCODE AND RETURN AS /britfeel/'S MOST PRODIGAL SON
>>85759780ders a good karl pilkington bit bout dude who disappeared for 3 days and csme back wiv a beardaliens innit
I learned my sisters, new bf, That somehow feels like an old bf ,even tho her last new one was just last summer, but I was kind of "Iffy" About him where as this New guy I clicked with in some way Not at First but Symbiotically...............At first I was like >Really? Lord Forgive ME..........................................I judge ppl like this I go like #>i have low self esteem. so ill make up for it by judging other ppl. haha >really? really ? Hahahhaha I love that I havent had a job in 10 years and im the most bitch ass nigga that Ever lived in bitch nigga land and Its up to me how everyone else Ranks in this game called life. YEs thats right In this Olympics of whether your a BITCH or A NIGGA or a BITCH AZZ NIGGA i will be casting that FINAL VOTE!!!!!!!!!!! Classic Louis Walsh style
>>85760355can't think about aliens right nowthinkin' about wor Crossy
Everything is fine. If you are having a crisis, it's fine. We are here for you, and we support you.
>>85760355'ead like an orange
It could happen 2 anyone of us xxxxxxxx https://youtu.be/iFa6I9KN63Q
I call to the defense, Chika, my lovely friend..
Where has he in 92.................
Suicide is the wrong decision. Trust me.
Chika died after his Upstairs, Downstairs DVD box set fell from a shelf and cracked his noggin.
The Smooth, Barbie Doll, finely pruned "Mons Pubis" of philip Schofield........................................................
The smoothly filed, soft to the touch action-man style lack of genitalia, "mons pubis" of Stephen FRy...............The lack of genitalia in the ppl that you se eon the telly................The way they pee pee thru a urethra... the legacy of the Castrati that are on the Telly...........................................................................................I saw Stephen Fry in Fabric nightclub in London...............................Doing pee pee through a hole in his "mound"..........................I looked down and he had no actual Penis, etc..................It was a smooth blob of skin where a PEnis normally would be........................And he peed out of the hole..............IT was disgusting...........This was in Fabric nightclub in 2018 I seen it with my own eyes...........Weird thing is ? Elton John? Also met. NOT a nonce. ACtually really sound even though Youd expect hes a nonce, buggery etc. But stephen Fry showedm e things that made me question whats evne reality Like how does a penis work.
>>85760443>Suicide is the wrong decision. Trust me.I agree.
He did PEe Pee trhough a straw.............................................................................................................Another man drank it. SeripouslyHe said "Am a genius"Hes on QI...................Think about it..
>>85760443Na, I'm ordering the rope and I'll be necking soon enough
I met Philip Schofield in sub club in glasow. He raped me. Thats a fact. No i will not press charges. I am too embarassed that I was overpowered by a gay man in his late 80s. The police would merely laugh at me. Unfortunately I just decided I will take the hit as far as my batty is concerned. Adn thats the way it is.
#mesnoozeNighty night.
I am just another victim of phil schofield the famous tv perosnlaity. I was out With My sister in sub club in glasgow I was acualtaly sober at the start of It but at the end ofi t I wasnt let me tell you. I went into the toilets and Phil was there. Well the simple fact is I wlaked in with a virgin batty and I walked out knowing about hte birds and bees. At one point Stephen FRy (from QI) walked into hte toilet I thought finally a decent guy has arrived but unfortunately I was just raped more by both of them.I remmeber his breath his old man perfume breathing down my neck.Well thats just how it is. I will not grass I will not press charges.
4 bags (serves 2 per bag) for a pound forty, now thats not bad
i live for this sh*zget it out of your system Crossington everyone's a winner here
In all seriousness ////////.............................................................................................................................wits tje point in Signing him in if your no gonnae ply him?
friend have you taken anything, or has something happened? public forum etc. but we're feelin feels within feelscope.
Its not Fair that I just wnated to have a fun night in sub club and I got penetrated against my will and desatroyed anally by Phillip Bryan Schofield against my will. I am genuinely too scared to go on a night out now because of what happened IT gave me anxiety and fear of goigng out.
why is everyone being so weird
I was With my sister and her boyfiend Thats a really nice guy. I acutally Kind of Could imagine myself dating him if I was a girl. Not From Gayness but in the sense of empathy "I can see why you like him" But the crazy thing Was that he said Stephen merchant was in Portal and I low/mid key Thought your talking complete sh-te and your just wrong because the only voice in Portal is Glados Obivously but then Later on I learned that ACtually Yeah in Portal 2 hes in that and it was me that was wrong. I cant lie I genuinely Was so arrogant like "you wont be right about this. Only I can be right aobut this." I genuinely am So arrogant that am like that Am open to ppl informing me about thiings but if am confident theyre wrong i just wont listen at all. But he was right and thats the end of it. I was explaining the timeline to him from metal gear solid.
>>85760616weatly is the worst part of portal 2
looks like i'll need to move into a boxflat, im getting poorer despite working for the last 12 years, the system doesn't work for workers
>>85760616you are an indigo child.
The fact is he was right. And the fact is That stephen merchant was in portal (2) (two) (the one NOBODY thinks about when u say "portal") (but he was still right)
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering whyI got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could, it'd all be greyBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so badIt's not so badI drank too much last night, got bills to payMy head just feels in painI missed the bus and there'll be hell todayI'm late for work againAnd even if I'm there, they'll all implyThat I might not last the dayAnd then you call meAnd it's not so bad, it's not so bad
he WAS in Portland, Crosstalhe played the character of BALL ON RAIL who gave the player character, Chess, wise tips on how to combat the puzzles (with a few choice quips along the way)you have to mentally concedeit's the only way
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering whyI got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could, it'd all be greyBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so badIt's not so badI drank too much last night, got bills to payMy head just feels in painI missed the bus and there'll be hell todayI'm late for work againAnd even if I'm there, they'll all implyThat I might not last the dayAnd then you call meAnd it's not so bad, it's not so badhttps://youtu.be/A9vPPCPuEJ4
Britfeel is so back https://youtu.be/27ncGqSfiHg?is=6u2lINOX9k1pPQsl
play me a tune piano man
Alright fellas. I'm new here. Whats happening.
I just Think like "I love You".........I had a lot of time To think about it.. Trust me.............All the things Ishould have said and didnt say...........TRUST ME..U can be as eloquent as You Like but At the end of the day ITs like this......."I love you" "Im Sorry" Youve got 5 seconds what message do you pass on/? "I love You" .. 'They met before the Lord God in heaven'..
>>85760777One of our most renowned posters (crossy) has just returned after months of not posting.
>>85760796Crossy sounds like someones auld fella. Big Smiths fans. Second wife. CAMRA member. Loves a bet. Votes Lib Dem like a fart.
https://youtu.be/PSu5nAQ7uZwAm gna say this is sriagut up the Main Theme song of "the Box" TV channel of 1998-01 Yeah there was a channel pm the telly where ppl rang a phone number to make it play a song. It was like youtube but it was called THE BOX that's what it was like I remember sitting on the stairs watching my big sister watching the telly before sje got the flat in Yoker and abandoned us. Eberubofy left me. How can I trust anybody when ave only ever known ppl to leave. How can I know anyone when I only know that ppl leave. Just leave then. Don't bother just go away abd leave.
>>85760837>How can I trust anybody when ave only ever known ppl to leave. How can I know anyone when I only know that ppl leave.it is like daggers
Ave been abandoned by everyone. Ppl that abandoned me thats not even bothered. That's what it's like. Am so alone I feel so alone I have no one its a clockt hat ticks down more ppl leave me. Am pro-life. I wanted to go to march for life london but I was too anxious but at the same time I hate my life too. So am low key anti life in a way for me lol..I know God doesn't make mistakes but I feel like a mistake
Ave been abandoned and Dawn has cancer and thats the end of it. U thought life was fair?
Not fair and not right x God bless her x https://youtu.be/JOMEjSolsPQ
Me trying to larp as supporting Sunderland AFC to impress HHL but also bc I genuinely like their cat crest and lowk dislike nufc
Me pretending am not bothered when HHL/arbroathy lass goes particularly hard against celtic FC and even kind of going along with it to fit in even tho I high key love Celtic
What's the point in signing him if you're not going to play him?
The funny thing Is that when she agreed with me yeah the new bf IS a nice guy, sound guy and I said Well have they mentioned a wedding ring then, are they going to get engaged and EVEN tho shes on my side most of the time Was taken aback And like "i dont know. you know, she has a good head on her shoulders" which means what? GEtting married is a stupid idea if you have a good head on your shoulders? Sorry but Am a misogynist? Bccause am trying to save her from being a "dog mum"? Ill take the hit. ITs 1 f of those things
OH so sorry I assumed a woman might get married by 30. Thats so crazy and Misogynist gaslighter red flag of me. Thats so crazy how dark triad I am.
Shes not going to find a better lad. Sorry But I said >Nah, Big Boss is a different guy, hes Solid snake and Liquid Snakes dad. >ohh wowSee how in snake eater it was like back in the 60s like the cold war. >yeeeeeeah thats right>So that was before mgs2. Now mgs4 was much later remember it ws like pure IRaq >yeah yeah He actually was listening to me, IT might have been politeness now I think about it, but it was genuine at the time. Sorry but I lowkey fell in love with him in a straight way. Just put a ring on it and be done with it. I couldve taken or left the last one but htis one is actually so sound. Just get on with it.
Nevermind I just remembered we're actually part of that demographic where we're still so young we have all the time in the world to just mess about dating, seeing diff people, not comitting, it doesnt actually matter, we're here for a good time not a long time, we've got the rest of our lives to settle down.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOT
>And down below in the morning the porter found the little dead body of the frozen child on the woodstack; they sought out his mother too.... She had died before him. They met before the Lord God in heaven.
I know am being weird but I just want my sister to be happy at the end of the day. I dont want her to balls it up and end up in as much of a pathetic lonely sad life as me. She has this guy thats lovely so just go with it what else is there to wait for now exactly.Yes, contrary to me she'll always have pals, dates if she wants, but after a certain age that isnt good for a woman, if anything it actually rubs salt in the wound and over time frankly becomes truly exponentially more pathetic and sad. Sorry but its just the truth. Theres like a 1% of anomalous women who can mentally handle being "dog mum" careerists with no kids and the rest go literally insane.
Me irl when i dont co-sign the abortionist anal sex lobby
Me when St. Paul hits me with the "sexually immoral" line and I know it applies to me touching my pee pee Just as much as homos and am not off the hook just for not being a homo which is only the most obvious expression of sexually immortal but it actually means>any sexual activity or expression outside the boundaries of a marriage between a man and a womanWhich applies to much more than just homos, most of us realistically
Me an britnormie support the celtic x
Crosslad it sounds like she has just found her match and that's fine? a joyous thing, even.it is okay to have your own problems as well. put those in a separate box.
Listen man it is what it is . I love veryone.
>>85761282Yes thats fair friend Love and Pax to you peace be with you
I think theres been a rape up there x https://youtu.be/h-wfO6_eq-A
Comedy is subjective, Helper..
If I laying dying in the gutter the people of Rutherglen would walk right over me.
crosslads keep absolutely still its vision is based on movement
Our Zoe deserved so much better x
Our Ronnie and Roxy deserved so much better x Mitchell sisters x https://youtu.be/GBkj33UDxtU
< / 333333https://youtu.be/sgSbjh1A8tU
Yeah.......... ..Well that's the thing about me I really hate being told what to do x https://youtube.com/shorts/Y9aoZWCyHa0
reading old detective comicswhere is Batman
Hope Lucy, Ronnie Roxy, are eternally happy in heaven and Ronnies son and our Zoe xxx Actually crying xxxxxxxxxxx
Acurakly crying x
oo aye Bat-man, you murder that guy. it's only right.
>>85761412Abi Jr wee face breaks my heart xx
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah......Well thats the fing about me tho Zoe.....I really hate being told what to do.........xx
Looles x x
Already sick and tired of this tard's ramblings same way the entire thread was fed up with his dull drivel
Are u back in Walford?I heard STacey on the phone..YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahWell thats the finkabout me tho ZoeI really hate being told what 2 do : )
>>85761516have a heart mate he's obviously going through some stuff and he's putting it out there.he's like a 4chan poet.
ZOE deserved A mcuh better send off and final year than dying from a headache Ben "Shady" Wadey must answer for his crimes
>>85761530Mongs like him need culling. An utter nuisance to everyone around them. The type you see waiting at a train platform and you make sure you sit in a different coach to them. The sort of socially awkward that makes people leave the room. And here we are stuck with that retard again after months of peace and quiet. He won't be tolerated for long, same as last time, and you know it.
>>85761546Thats actually funny ngl you have a way with words. Love u.x
They resurrected Zoe jst to kill her off In a completely unremarkable anti-climax way after 12 months+ off completley unremarkable storylines that went nowhere..............Ben "Shady" doesnt deserve to be in the same room as Michelle......she knew the score abotu him
>>85761532i have never once engaged with soaps, but the idea you're just well into this like it's one of your slice-of-life mangas is very funny to me.anyway Batman
>>85761580Weird memory I have is there was an episode when she bent over briefly and you could see her thong. That was one of my early 2000s faps.
Brown men see our white roses as angels...especially Indians.
Need a pair of comically large tits slapped across my face for 30-45 mins then I'll be right as rain
>hey anon we are a bit pissed sorry lol, can you help get my friends shoes back on, the ground is too hot>*trips towards your person, grabs your hand*what would you do lads
>>85761817This will never happen because you are a low value male. Redundant.
When i return united we will be, it not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me but my darling when i think of thee
>>85761834Guide her towards that wall on the side so her feet are in the shade. Sit her down then kneel to help her get her shoes back on.
>>85761834heh...beat it,chick!
>>85761834What would footlad do tho
>>85761861Inhale deeply as he grabs her shoes and letting out a slight "ahh" as he exhales.
>>85761852That's a good lad. Will you be washing your hands after?>>85761855Not appropriate etiquette in this situation.
Do you reckon SSM is a morning pooer or evening pooer?
I want to have sex and relationships but don't know how. Meanwhile Callum is on early release prisoner scheme going back to abuse his girlfriend who gives him another chance.
>>85761874He a lark, so morning
When i don't drink beer i start dreaming about beer it sad
>>85758985lighthouse
Imagine "competing" with your friends to get darker skin. Do women not realise they looked better paler? Another dead bint making silly life choices. Life on easy mode and she dead.
Women would rather give violent Chad another chance than ever want to be with unattractive you. It's all about status. They want to show of their Chad at the designer outlet to make the other girlies jealous.
>>85761895who is that do you know her?
Look at this basedjak. People actually waste money at these grim christmas markets.
>>85761915I don't know or care about a dead woman who made poor life choices.
>tfw you gave a girl a piggyback once through the flooded footpath that the council refuses to address every winter>tfw your socks and shoes were soaked and all I got was a "thanks" and a comment about me being a nice man
angery incel energyfocus on thy senhave a wank
>>85761921so you know her whta is her phone number i want to say hellO
Imagine working and doing the right thing in life but you never get laid. Haha. Not falling for it.
Might have to take a nap soon, knackered af after a heavy drinking sesh yesterday
8am, time for some refreshing lemonade and wotsits.
Garmin watch says I have 100% body battery after an '89 sleep score' night. Laid awake since 4am lmao. Piece of junk chinktech.
>>85761958Feel knackered as well. Chucking this thing on ebay tonight.
>>85761970Send it to SSM
>>85761958u sleep nao! u sleep gud! NAO?!
That's an odd logo for a GNU/Linux distribution.
>>85761958Don't need it? Sell it.
I hope she's going to wear something a bit sexier this year for her asmr simps.
>>85758016Sorry lad, hope you're still here to read this, I had to pop out yesterday.But I would say that, while measuring people's value and placing them in a hierarchy is possible, what you tend to see is that only autistic people are capable of doing it dispassionately. Go watch street interviews, the whatever podcast etc. and you'll see that the average woman is completely deluded as to her actual value to a man, so any true sorting would leave them by definition unsatisfied and resentful because women are inherently hypergamous and emotional.>OMG THEY GAVE ME A 5?!?! BUT I'M SUCH A BAD BITCH! GIRL I'M A 10 EASY!>*leaves the dating app to go back to tinder where an endless stream of simps will give her money/attention/free dinners*
The moment you make an autistic dating app, it will just be attractive, very social women that think they are autistic using it. There may be a few genuine autistic lasses use it but fuckboy chads into nerdy/insecure girls will go on there looking to exploit them (for easy sex).
Look mummy, I'm creating problems and being excluded waaaaaa.
Nancy Landgraab wants nothing to do with me all women are whores
Same old tired drivel from the same old midwit tryhard spackers. Dreadful. Fucking pathetic excuse for a general and you're all cunts for posting here or reading this.See you tomorrow.
>>85762304>See you tomorrow.Who are you kidding lad, you'll be here all day x
>tryhard spackersnow there's a contradictio in terminis if ever i've seen one
Wanking to the MILF next door as I watch her from the bathroom window. As it should be. x
>>85762333Ignore him, he's a seething mong
>>85762345If you can see her then she can see you. Careful you don't get done for voyeurism, lad.
Edna Krabappoly.
Work in 2 hours. Dread it.
