Chad edish Qott: Why don't you look like this?Previous: >>85805810
>>85827287>QTPeanut butter with chocolate or mint chocolate chip for life.
>>85827287Vanilla guy or plain chocolate.
i do look like that>>85827287cherry and cherry combos. i just dont like when ice cream has chunks and things in it
>>85827287>what is your favorite ice cream flavor?matcha or mint chocolateand no I don't just like them 'cuz they're green, green isn't even a flavor
>>85827420Cherry is honestly so ass. Never got the appeal
>>85827420>i do look like thatSEX
>>85827429cherries are good, cherry ice cream is good, cherry candies and most cherry flavors are not good. also cherry is always used for medicine and that is not good>>85827438it is weird but also sometimes just annoying. like many anons here have listed chocolate mint, i like mint ice cream but chocolate mint always has these cold hard chunks of chocolate in it and that is just so messed up>>85827439male
>>85827427Blue is absolutely a flavor tho
>>85827465>cherry is always used for medicine and that is not goodThat probably explains why I can't stomach the taste
>tfw opie got question mogged
>>85827510blue belongs in the sorbet realm which is not ice cream
>>85825259Cuckbots cuck fantasy origin story
>Page 5It's over
Bichads stay winning
pickling a bell pepper today
>>85828103Winning at what, being the most pathetic and irrelevant leeching group and making useless random posts about how they're winning then everyone treats them like they should, delusional annoying hopeless dirt?
I have entered a bad era of my life. I've started shipping minecraft tiktokers I follow together.
>>85828305when did r9gay become so biphobic
>>85828584When people started developing logical skill and understood that biniggers are just disgusting lying straggots down on luck and have nothing to do with r9GAY>>85828596Kill yourself, you should have done this years ago. Why are you here again subhuman, a bitch hasn't come into your life yet so you're stuck being miserable and pretending you like it? Lmao
We don't like bi guys because we are insecure and think a bi bf would leave us for a woman the first chance he got.
>tfw no bi bf to sex
>>85828645It sure looks like it. Especially since you still care about what happened 6 years ago. Just do it at this point pathetic nigger>>85828647>We don't like bi guys because they are marry women 99% of times and talk about how they don't like men but dick and how much they miss women and life provided by society that they want to be in when they're not desperate and horny and how much they need a hall pass and how egregiously malinformed they are on all gay when it comes to sexuality and would leave us for a woman the first chance they got.Yes, correct
>>85828686I don't chase straggots and you're not on the same level, I won't spend a buck on fuel or a ticked to satisfy some gross, retarded, unstable animal's sense of importance. But I sure hope someone else will send you a 9mm gifts straight to your brain
>>85828721Mostly disgusted. Dance more my little unbothered monkey
>>85828758That's only a disgusting animal like you would think of. Because you're already a retarded piece of shit who doesn't know what to fuck, just something to feel less mentally ill and autistic. I laught at you. Now die.
>>85827476Well well well.... looks like somebody doesn't like to gargle old chunky semen from their stored up semen containers. You unrefined piece of fucking shit goddamn mother fucking enwerd
vibeshift
Yeah i mean i thought we all knew that. Especially the people here who seem nice theyre often even worse than the ones calling each other slurs and arguing normally
>>85828686nta but I'm outside. I assume if I go in I'll need a keycard for the elevator. You still awake? You mind coming out?
i wish i was pretty enough to suck dick
wasted my last good disguise when shopping tn, so disappointing>>85827287pb/chocolate, cherries, or caramels>>85829083>enwerdennard from five night at five guys barbecue bacon burger joint locatio
male shorts
>>85829907>shorts that turn u gay
why does no one like super obese guys with small dicks why is it always tall handsome studs with big dicks and muscles like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its not fair!!!!!!!!!
another week in the minesbut first, a sleep
damn our thread got pruned hard, someone got banned.
>>85830054I didn't say that but yes, there's nothing more beautiful than twinks with some on their bones for some reason.
Why does no one like twunk tops with 6.5 inch dicks? Why do bottoms point at my cock and humiliate me for having a tiny itty bitty white clitty? why do bottoms point and laugh at me for being an ugly twunk instead of a tall handsome muscular buff chad?
Why does no one like old balding losers who never took care of their bodies and have nothing going for them?
>>85831522once i get my body right, i will start fucking old balding losers and fat and other less beautiful guys. my fub bf fantasy
>tall handsome studs with big dicksThat's so me haha. You can lick my sweaty, hairy armpits and nurse on my muscular chest if you want to. I love body worship.
>>85831626Post something chad please...
>>85827262>Qott: Why don't you look like this?because my mother didnt try hard enough to get chad genes. which begs the question, if my dad wasnt a chad and he found someone to fuck, why is it so hard for me? i'm literally (50%) him. The only conclusion i can come up with is female standards are out of control, and if my father had to pull a modern woman i'd never be born. bleak
>>85828584everyone hates bi men, and bi women who wont have MMF threesomes with (You)
>>85831663>i'd never be bornwe wish you weren't, now go back to any other thread crying about how female standarts prevent you from dating
>>85831654I don't want to share my body with strangers, that's too slutty
>>85831833I'm no mere stranger, I'm your friend. You want some candy? Maybe you can be slutty because you worked too hard to keep yourself under covers. Maybe I'll be more than a friend one day.
fast food after a store trip we are so back (to wasting money) at least until the next dental problems.
>>85827262Are baggy boxers a thing rn? I've been wearing them more and getting hit on when I do.
>>85832046idk but i like baggy boxxers and i like hung guys that show off their huge dicks in baggy boxers
>>85832086hot and they're cute asf, keep doing it every summer hotanon
>>85832119Thanks. Do you wear them yourself or just like seeing them on other guys?
>>85828584we never fucked with biscum in the first place new fag :-I
>>85832171well i like wearing them but i only like seeing things on other guys, i'm ugly musty and disgusting and don't have a cute nice filled out pouch effect too. i actually have them on rn, but they're 3 inch seam and look like diapers tbqh
>>85832214don't mention diapers simpanon unless you want cuckbot to pester you for shitpics
>bf who is always in your personal space making you uncontrollably blush and look away
>>85832180we always fucked with biscotti tho >:)
I want an italian bf now. Or one that makes italian things. I'm not italian and I come from a chopped nation.
>>85830054You should know better than to think nobody likes that.Cursory search: https://e621.net/posts?tags=fat+small_penis+solo+male+-female+-breasts+order%3Ascore
>>85830054It's bad to generalize, but I don't have anything against fat guy with small penises. Just don't reek and don't be so fat you can't get out of bed.
Feeling very chipi chipi chapa chapa right now not gonna lie
giving big orc/tauren daddy story head while he lvling a hunter :3
>>85832180Yeah but what if I really wanted to suck your cock?????
>>85833072kys and fuck off you entitled gross rapy creep
>>85832864Very cute nonny you're looking cute
>>85832985make a female undead named storymom.
Lost khhv status less than a year before I became a wizard.
>i'll never know the secret of magic and i'm so proud of itAm I supposed to be happy for you?
Maybe I should play a mage in forever because I am an official wizard.
>tfw you will never be a real true khhv volcel wizard only a 3rd rate v volcel wizard>no matter what happens if someone looks close enough they will see you are branded with failure>you will never know your arcane sanctum>you will always be an outcastone second in 6th grade can last a lifetime...
I will be a wizard pretty soon, in a couple years. Still looking for an apprentice/fellow wizard to form a relationship. Being ugly is probably not helping me.
I became a wizard but I didn't even learn any cool spells, just depression rank 5.
>>85834261What is rank 5? Any different perk to other ranks?
>>85834764Rank 5 is kinda mid. I don't find joy in a lot of things but I can still do them to pass the time. I can still eat and get out of bed and mostly do my daily tasks. Higher ranks have more debuffs.
>>85834772Why don't you find a priest that will dispel it? I'm talking about it like it's some trivial task btw idk why
>>85834800I don't know what caster could dispel it, I've had it a long time, even before mom died.
>>85834812Must be a hard mechanic. I might be in the same boat soon, don't worry.
Found the latest shirt sweeping the gay nation. But no it's genuinely horrible I wouldn't even wear it ironically because it still looks just horrible
>>85835197real gays like bara though, yaoi is for fujos.
falling down againback to the floor againi'm begging for more againbut what can you do when she's dressed in black
>>85835212If bara wasn't mostly just morbidly obese guys, and guys that look like this I'd agree. Guarantee it's better written though considering it's not just straight women fetish stuff
>>85835256I like a style halfway between the two. realistic males that can be slender but not girls with dicks as the yaoi artists draw them.
>>85835306Fair I 100% agree with you there it's just a shame that style is rarer than both sides of the extreme
>>85834261depression is pretty strong if you find out how to cast it on others
>>85835872so far I've only learned the self-cast version. maybe the new wow game can dispel it for a little bit but it might just send me down memory lane as I remember the OG wow and all my family still being alive.
bought new underwearand I saw the cat today againan acceptable monday
Would you believe I washed the sheets on the bed for the first time in I believe roughly 3 years? Only because a cat threw up on them.
>>85835981omg thats just like asmon are you going to raid with asmon and mcconnel
>>85836198I don't follow streamers at all and I certainly would not play with the chuds.
[french montana voice] HA-
>>85822018is anon in the room with us? are you actually interested? just wanted 2 make sure, im getting more cereal about the plans rn :3
>>85828648>>tfw no bi bf to sexHeyy..
>>85836617>im getting more cerealso 6pm at trader joes?
next year I'll totally stop being gaycel. 2027 will be it. this totally won't be like 2026. it'll be the best year in the history of our country, and I'm going to have such a loving bf that I'll get tired of being loved.
>>85836763don't you say that every year?
I really wanna kick my porn addiction. I feel so disgusting and uncontrollable with it. I don't wanna fuck everything I see but my mind puts me up to it. I hate it. I want a boyfriend who loves me and that will be the only person I ever have sex with!!>>85836763Amen to that.
>>85836791yes but, but this one will be different!I've practiced my occult abilities so much, I'll surely manage to summon a bf this time.
>>85836847what if I lock you in my room so you only see me and only want to fuck me
>>85836903That would definitely fix it. I feel I'd be very loyal to the first person that offered me companionship and shelter.
I'm going to bed now. But Anon if you want me to be locked in your room I will gladly do so and love you until we are both skeletons in a shared grave. :D
>>85836919I have 2 spare bedrooms in my apartment. when r you moving in?
>>85837190waow look at mr. moneybags
>>85837789yet I'm still boyfriendless....
In America, we are very hostile to our guests. Rather than offering hospitality, it is typical in American culture to expect house guests to assume the role of servant while staying with the Master of the House. This goes doubly if their Master is also a Lord of the Land. In American, guests are expected to pay out of pocket for the cost of ingredients after eating a home-cooked meal. They must also clean the dishes and wash the kitchen, floors, and bathrooms every day as thanks for the food. The cupboards and refrigerator remain locked at all times to ensure that guests remain honest. If a guest wishes to drink a glass of water or wash themselves in the restroom, they're expected to pay out of pocket for the water used. If a guest wishes to charge their phone or use any other electronic devices, they are expected to pay out of pocket for the price of electricity. If you wish to be a proper guest, you should also make sure that you detail the Master's cars and repair their fence for them on the weekends.
>>85836647*Sexes you*
>>85838349*Sexes you back* teehee
>>85838463teehee *kills a straggot tourist pos subhuman that has no hope and has to look for attention here of all places because there's no currently any woman looking his direction* sowwy, that's was too cute not to do...>>85838349*does the same thing to you* i...i... hope you've finally found a piece you fucking ugly ree-tard...
>>85838674Someone's feeling :0*Kisses your pp's tip*
>>85838685i don't want to get kissed by a retarded bishit lowlif. fuck off and die rapist subhuman creatura
Skinhead, dead head, everybody gone badSituation, segregation, everybody, allegationIn the suit, on the news, everybody, dog foodKick me, kike me, don't you wrong or right meAll I wanna say is that they don't really care about us (gaycels)
I really hate this time of the year because just yestarday it was summer, then in a blink it's 4th of July, then we went into autumn soup season and now already Halloween's Eve, then it's gonna be Thanksgiving season, then a short time to catch your breath and it's gonna be Christmas time and the New Year. There's literally like 3 more weeks until the stores start selling the Santa's bullshit and embellishments, the town commitees start spending money on decorating the streets and the annoying ads will show up about how much you'll save if you start buying holiday stuff in November. I hate the end of the year. I know it's traditionally a time of harvest and hibernation but time goes so fast it makes me sad that's it a wrap on another year already. I only really like the first 6 months of every year when there's time to think and reflect on things.
Anyone trick-or-treating this year btw?
sexhavers and boyfriendshavers shouldn't be allowed to loiter in public and they shouldn't be allowed to do PDA's-
>>85839791This could be fixed if we all got state mandated boyfriends!!!!!!!
>>85839931I'd rather let that to the free market, and reintroduce the buying and selling of human beings, so I could buy a nice bf.
If I simply stay on my path and be unashamedly me, I will get a boyfriend. A boy will be captured in my gravity and we'll collide. If I am true and confident, things will work out. And I will have a cute boyfriend.
>>85840004>I will get a boyfrienddoes he know?
Guys, I am an ESL mutt Brapzillian so pardon me for my bad English.I am a 18 yo twink that has extreme social anxiety to the point where I don't answer massages fast enough to be acceptable by normies. My average responding rate is 6h>. The U.S are the dream for me in this aspect because you guys at least have dedicated spaces where you could find a bf; I don't. Even in a city with 300k people I struggle to find men with my age that are not fat nor brown/black (not racist btw). I have to search for a bf in dating apps (big tech cucked shitholes) as every thirdie and when I have courage to send massages to people, I usually don't receive any replies. I am not ugly fyi: solid 6,5/10. I disappear from dating apps (last time I appeared was like, 1 month ago) due to shyness and anxiety. Cucked by nature.
>I am a 18 yough god here we go>My average responding rate is 6h>someone messaged me two weeks ago and i still didn't respond, it's fine
>someone messaged me two weeks ago and i still didn't respond, it's fineugh I'm so busy with like having a life and shit it's so hard responding to a message it like takes a lot of effort and shit like it's really annoying why does anyone keep messaging me like I have things to dooooo why should I respect their time and reply in a timely manner? that's crazy like totally
>>85840205Bro you're brazilian I don't think you have to worry about not being brown
>>85840205>My average responding rate is 6h>That's not anxiety, that's being a retarded nigger cunt who doesn't respect peoples' time
>why should I respect muh their time the whole 3 second someone spentdon't worry little spastic retard, there was nothing important about this message and it wasn't life changing. i'm not really sorry you're so neglected and forgotten, just talk like a total tard next time if you want to be taken seriously teehee
>>85840205you will never be a blonde boy.
>>85840205You will never be a blonde boy but it's beautiful, you're gonna be a hot caramello guy with curls and beautiful dark hair.
>>85840233>t. ignorant americuntHere in Brazil skin tones are determinant whether you're a subhuman or a rich aristocratic person, more even than racial purity. It's very easy to despise this difference as a white American. See this couple: https://www.instagram.com/jenifermilbratz/, they have very strong German roots. You will see much of these people sticking around isolated South cities. They are the exception tho.>>85840466Yes, I know, but I have accentuated shyness and it's stronger than this notion.>>85840233>someone messaged me two weeks ago and i still didn't respond, it's fineBased.>>858404282. I'm soo tired of this social game of answering people all the time o algo.
>why should I respect muh their time the whole 3 second someone spentyou're right you should never respond to them or anyone ever it's never going to be anything important, anything you say is meaningless by default you passive aggressive bitch
>>85840543Damn, is this the beauty standarts in Brazil? No wonder most of you are mentally unwell and hard to deal with. The guy is actually cute but not something out of thise world but the f*oid... she looks like an ugly melting blobfish or a pig with rosacea that had her face stretched.
speaking of Brazilians, hue hasn't been spotted for a while and now that I think about it neither has meow.
I'm just going to come out and say it: if you don't respond to your friends or family in a timely manner you don't really care about them. Huge red flag.
It's actually grim to still have like 60-70 years of life ahead of you and already knowing you will never get a bf.
>>85840582He's a balding soiboi she's out of his league
>tranny got mad over the most inconsequential shit>n-n-no uok
>>85840607He looks better. You should be out sweeping the streets.
>>85840508>>85840527Not interested in being blonde, sorry. I am not these obsessed person envy of blonde people.>you will never be a blonde boy but it's beautiful, you're gonna be a hot caramello guy with curls and beautiful dark hairWhy are you white people so obsessed with blonde hair? I see a bunch of /pol/acks accusing people of not being white because of >muh shit hair/eyeswhen even Brit/Germ/Irish people don't always have them. Calling light brown hair "blonde" is a cope btw.>>85840596Kys>>85840589Who?
>>85840624A poster from Brazil who comes here every so often to preach about the glory of casual sex and the hookup apps, supposedly a doctor.
>>85840205you should ask bolsonaro to take you to florida with him. marco rubio and trump and will be breaking the big man out of jail soon tootrust
>>85840643There's nothing wrong with casual sex and hookup apps, perhaps you could find a boyfriend if you were interested in those.
>20 years of life>still no bfwat nou
I'm 27. Won again.
>>85840714I'd rather die.>will be breaking the big man out of jail soon tooNothingburguer. Midterms are already here and Trump won't risk more of his popularity with stupid actions. Lvla "befriended" Trump and I don't think Trump either is going to intervene after Midterms, as the Brazilian population will be calm and no longer willing to do anything.
>>85840808post your big fat brown thick hairy brazilian cock
>>85840808is in full deranged lunatic mode, I put nothing past that man.
>>85840825>post your big fat brown thick hairy brazilian cockAnon... Did you read my previous posts? I'm not brown neither I got a 'big fat brown thick hairy brazilian cock".
>>85840883i've never seen a cute brown hand in my life and i won't force you to do it but i just know it's big
>>85840624>Why are you white people so obsessed with blonde hair? I see a bunch of /pol/acks accusing people of not being white because ofMexicans won't like this one :(
Looks white enough to pass in America, you'd be considered white here.
simpanon is really annoying
I love one of the mexican gaycels from here, he will never reciprocate tho (not it's definitely not brap, he's not a gaycel either, honestly fuck him)
>>85840880Even Trump is not insane enough to do this. He got worms in his brain but he's not that of a madman. The right-wing name now is Renan Santos, a retarded manchild that leads MBL, the zoomerest party in Brazil.>>85840907>I won't force you to do it but i just know it's bigIt's not.>brown handBruh.>>85840931Kek.>>85840942>you'd be considered white hereI'd not. My facial structure reveals it.
>>85840981we don't pay attention to head shape, as long you look white you are considered such.
>>85840808>>85840981we have a popular motto in america "leave no man behind" letting our friend who fully trusted in us rot away in prison would cause trump to lose all public and personal confidence. phony optics are nothing for americans like trump, real americans, right and wrong in the eyes of God are all that matter. you ever hear of this guy lon nol? no? nobody has ever heard of lon nol but even still the fate of lon nol was of upmost importance to the american people. because he was our friend, he was in trouble, and there was something we could dothis is why nobody likes you libs and catholics you betray all great things like friendship
I just want my fucking medicaid so I can get my teeth and health problems taken care of. Some other gibs would be nice too.
I want a gay guy to become my boyfriend one day.
>>85840949Brad has more rejections than everyone here combined he's definitely a gaycel
>>85841489that's so bold of you babe
Proud of myself for not having dinner late despite being really hungry
>>85842266are you on a diet anon?
I had dinner but I might have a second dinner because thank fuck I can eat again (at least until I break the next tooth)
I had a boydinner of slop because I finally ran out of will to make normal food.
I had frozen fried chicken and some chunk cheese. At least I didn't go out, but tomorrow its back to cooking properly.
I shot the cute cat today :3
I almost bought some WoW time yesterday.By some stroke of luck, I looked over, saw a Youtube vid recommendation, and remembered that WoW is now too gay for a crossdressing twink.
>>85842790And final fantasy 14 never goes on sale and still has a $20 a month subscription after all these years...
>>85842880everyone says xiv is a good game though
>>85842599modsi can see her bhole
Xiv is a good game if you're a crazy troon which is funny to say because there's an ugly demented gross troon in stockings shitting on wow few posts above
>>85842925I support crazy people and trans people both independently of each other.
There's that one tranny on these threads that's literally israeli that is obsessed with wow for some reason
don't get brad into this, she's busy thinking about transformer women in her gross mexican mansion
>>85842599is that a clipped ear meaning s/he's been TNR'd? Anyway cutie, looks like my late cancer kitty.
they should give me israeli citizenship desu
>>85843039how many children did you murder today
>>85843129none but i was running some errands
what would a jew bf be like? For a non jew gay
>>85842986looks clippedI've never seen animal control, maybe they only hire ninjas or work graveyard
>>85843204probably too communist to have a white bf
>>85843221Jews are liberals, not communists
aren't jews supposed to be in higher positions than whites? Like they're some master race or something
>>85843229not gay jews. they are communists to levels most cant comprehend
>>85843240we dont have a caste system here
>>85843241I am skeptical about your definition of "communism", americans and some eastern Europeans from the East think free healthcare is literally communist dictation
>>85843221some of the most right wing libertarians in history were Jewish though.
>>85843258>gays don't have a caste system kek, now that's rich
>tfw no Jewish moneylender bf with big nose
>>85843272the sephardic guy is right here. Dunno if he's that rich tho
>>85843278I don't care about whether he's rich. I just want a Jewish bf. but I'll never get one because I'm a stupid goycel.
>>85843271>gays prefer the least masculine menWhat did they mean by this?
>>85843271the reddit bisexual/prison gay hierarchy lol...the more you look like a woman the better for them.. unironically worse than AGP'speople like this should be locked in cages and dumped into the sea.>>85843284It's not gays. It's this subset of straight people who can't get pussy and have been mindbroken by their porn addiction into believing they're also attracted to men because they sometimes goon to femboy hentai.
>>85843259communism style communism>>85843264but they werent gay jews>>85843271i dont live in south asia
>>85843284it's like the food pyramid, you should moderate your consumption of femboy bussy
>>85843284the pyramid was made by a pedophilic tranny, it's priorities are messed up
>>85843294they were in the closet and you can't prove otherwise.
>>85843293sounds like many such people dwell in this very forum. sickening.
>>85843293>people like this should be locked in cages and dumped into the seaI fully agree. But the problem is that we're full of people like that here too, who love "men" only if they stop having everything that makes them look like guys, good or bad>It's this subset of straight people who can't get pussysurprisingly there's plenty of them who do not look very straight, catboys and all that
>>85843301they were right wing libertarians and not communistsPROVE: beyond reasonable doubt
I guess it's unusual but the more femme a guy looks, the more I'm intimidated and put off by them, not in a "eww" way more in a "they're gonna hurt me" way. They wanna look sweet and cuddly but I get the exactly opposite feeling. A slightly chubby or normal shy guy feels a lot more comforting to me
I will never look comforting because I'm super ugly whether I'm fem or fat
>>85843346as long as you're genuine in the way you present yourself, you will look comforting for someone
>>85843309>catboys etcnot really all that surprising tbqh honest. it's some AGP sprinkled in, as well as them thinking that they will be desirable in that form because of their warped sense of what is desirable for gay men.
>>85843271I can see that pyramid working but in a funny way>Twink king>All ministers are strong handsome men or fat nobles>My king, we are going to lower the taxes>But then I won't be able to afford new clothes and a summer villa in another kingdom! >*Sucking and gagging noises*>My king, some nobles might be plotting to overthrow you>You can't allow that! You have to protect me!>To be honest, they invited me to their plot...>*More backbreaking noises*>My king, it's time for your monthly confession in the church, as you know, engaging in sodomy is still a son>I have not sinned once since my last confession!>I'm sure my king. Now put on the polygraph *slurp slurp slurp!*At the end of the day it doesn't matter if someone outranks you socially if they are willing to bend over backwards to have you.
>>85843465>At the end of the day it doesn't matter if someone outranks you socially if they are willing to bend over backwards to have you.based and true.
i wish i was some twink's fat unnobledoesn't even matter if it's twink or not
a fair and wise femboy king who upholds the fealty of his subjects using special techniques
the masculine urge to bury my face in a boy's cheeks and huff his asshole
i wish you'd get the masculine urge to blow your fucking brains out already, tranny
>>85843555if wanting to rim some boy's fat hole and make loud popping noises from the wet smooches i'd be planting on his quivering twitching anus over and over makes me a tranny then hooboy cut my dick off and call me shirley
just got back from the shower. why did everyone start posting gay bullshit
>>85843596>looks at name of generalidk man beats me. hope the shower was nice c:
>>85843603yea comfy 130am shower now i fall asleep or stay awake all night without a worry
>57 hour year old thread>only 210 replieswhy where did everybody go?
everyone is having gaysex and we're not invited as usual
>>85843444what I meant is that the catboys want feminine men too, they wanna be desired by perfect femme men, that's their ideal for themselves and others. If your usual gaybaiting straggot wanted to fuck a woman with a penis, no surprises, but it's the other side too that doesn't want guys to look like guys
>>85843465why would the twink fuck the fat or muscly guys instead of other twink nobles or the femboy academics?
>>85843817I was just commenting on how the pyramid posted before made no real sense. The conclusion is on the bottom. How you look and your position doesn't really matters, what's important is how you carry yourself and how you act in your life.Sure, the twink could be having a harem of scholars, railing and getting railed by them. Or he could be a sadistic top enjoying the moans and pleads of men bigger than him. He could also be a hopeless romantic and decide to marry the barbarian king from the south who only wears a loincloth and doesn't know what a bath is.Hell, he could get the throne taken from him by a charismatic peasant that shows the court how promiscuous and ignoble the king is.That pyramid means fuck all. You can use it to set a world like that and have fun imagining the mechanics and the relationships/dynamics that develop in such a system. But that's the only thing it is, a tool to show/visualize and idea. It's not the truth.>Why would fuck the fat or muscly guysBecause that's what this king I imagined wants. He has all the privilege from his build but he only desires bigger men of lower castes' to ravage his hole. All the twinks do that in that kingdom, which is how men from supposed lower social strata can reach high positions in all organisations.
>>85843732let's all go to Tokyo
>>85843871>>85843465you should be bound tightly with ropes and other appropriate restraining devices, and lowered into a vat of boiling toxic substances.
>>85844016That sounds quite harsh. Is there a reason for you to desire me to suffer so much pain and die?
>>85844004but i wanted to go to kyoto
me bored and just finished the gaming sesh now what do i do also its 5am so dont say sleep also i already took a shower so dont say masturbate
>>85827262im asian and also like im a chubby ass nigga lol
>>85844174>asianThat's pretty broad
>>85844193Chinese. SEA, so i either become a slightly muscular techbro w a polo tee or a fat chud lol
>>85844238You'll be fine either way. Just do what you feel better with yourself. But don't give up so much you become a land whale. Now you made me think how rare is to see a big strong-fat Chinese man
>>85844154>i already took a shower so dont say masturbateWhat's the issue exactly? Just wipe yourself off. Not like anyone can catch a whiff~
>>85844110everyone complains about Kyoto's overtourism
>>85844154it's 5am masturbate and go to bed>>85844278northern china has some big guys>>85844238don't get too fat, I heard Malaysia is the highest obesity SEA
>>85844279idk anon i read online that they can>>85844299i cant i have to leave at 7am and also its a few mins from 6am now
>>85844299haha thanks anon, but i live in sg lol. Planning to start working out after my exams.
>>85844278thanks dude, that is the build im going for lol
>>85844280thats just because of dishonorable kicktubers... what about sendai or aomori
>>85844306I'm anti-Mornings, so I don't show up to work until noon
>>85844325I only go to Osaka and Tokyo tbqh, maybe I could go elsewhere if I had bf
>>85843871>How you look and your position doesn't really matters, what's important is how you carry yourself and how you act in your lifeI appreciate your pure ideals, sadly these don't really matter in a society such as ours and most of us take part in fueling it>He has all the privilege from his build but he only desires bigger men of lower castes' to ravage his hole. All the twinks do that in that kingdom, which is how men from supposed lower social strata can reach high positions in all organisationsI think that's a bit of a stretch of your fantasy anon. That caste system highlighted how poorly the higher caste gays think of the ones put in the lower caste if anything
>>85844174>chubby Asian hot as fuck, I bet you're in high demand. What's your personality like? From the post I'm reading you sound confident and straightforward. All the Chinese men I see seem all well put with their life and stern
>>85844333sounds pretty good but when do you go home
>>85844358why what will they do to you if you go alone? i havent left the country in 10 years
>>85844377kind of difficult to describe my personality. I can get along with basically everyone ive met(?) i am pretty straightforward but do struggle with initiating social interaction. so i have like a really small friend group lol. as for the asian men looking stern thing i would say that it varies. Sometimes it can be a professional front put on, other times they are just actually like that lol
>>85844420you sound like a chill dude. Do you live in america or are you actually in China? How is it like there for us? Sometimes China sounds like heaven for gay men which is weird because your country's policy isn't exactly gay friendly. Asians aren't violent but I know that there's the whole ostracism thing for who's different
top 5 people who'll never find a bf and who'll die alone:1. ME2. ME3. ME4. ME5. MEthanks for watching. like and subscribe to hax the algorithm.
>>85844447now do top 5 people who don't want to find a bf and who'll die happy in a comfy cottage
>>85844442neither, i live in singapore. I have been to china for a student exchange program before tho, so i can share a bit. (from what i can see) people dont really care about your sex for shit. you MIGHT get some funny looks from the older generation but the new generation really dont care. as a matter of fact i think it might be better in china than american in certain partsalso im nonbi lol :)
>>85844480>Singaporeoh that's so great...I'm longing to visit it since years. Going for a walk must be pretty nice there, lots of places to see, always something new. Are you there for work or were you born there? I'm asking because it's one of the most expensive cities in the world >as a matter of fact i think it might be better in china than american in certain partsoh definitely. The government is less friendly but people are more chill. Americana like to perform inclusivity and wokeness but there's so much hatred and backwards mentality paired with that>nonbithat's cute :) what's your style like? Cute hats or something like that?
>>85844469I guess that would be straight males who die in a cottage, or lesbians, or whatever.
>>85844565what if I a person is gay but doesn't want a bf?
>>85842287Not at all I just think I had a large lunch and had a poor meal schedule that day.
>>85844582>large lunch what was on the menu?
>>85844616Fish fillet, potatoes and carrots
>>85844514born there. Honestly, most of it is a far cry from the super hightech area you see in glamorous photos, it just looks pretty dull and boring outside of the central business districtit is; clean, safe, but it does get super boring after a while. expensive is uhhh yeah. I would say our food is relatively cheaper than america. It really isnt that expensive to visit, more to LIVE here. (get ready bruh) a 5 room flat with 109-135 sqm can blow you a hole about 1m SGD. If you want the average american home (suburban) be ready for a 5.8mil price tag, Cars also cost a bomb. When we purchase a car, we have to buy a Certificate of Entitlement (COE) that allows us to use the car for up to ten years. After the ten years, we either have to scrap the car or renew the coe for up to 10~5 years. Let's take the ford F-150 for example. In america, this car would cost around 30-60k usd. Let's also say the car costs ~50k sgd. After factoring in your 90-100K of COE, dealership crap, and taxes, you come to a smooth 300K sgd. tldr; singapore is fucking expensive to live in not to visitas a singaporean i generally have a pretty poor impression of america as a whole. On cases i see in the news, america is just getting its rep RIPPED apart by basically everything.>government is less friendlyHonestly, china's government isn't that bad. the CCP ain't gonna beat you to death with hammers for mentioning tianamen square, they just censor you and suspend you. i would find that they are nicer on the topic of surveillance. Instead of a third party company building cameras outside your house, all of that is done by the government. They don't sell your data to a third party, in fact i would argue that china cares more about net safety than America.>nonbiactually here i think i messed up and used the wrong term lol, im asexual sorry ;(i don't really have a style. more of multiple interests of varying degrees of obsession lol
>>85844632that's not large
>>85842893I mean it's OK in some ways. Raiding was definitely fun in XIV but the community just generally sucks balls. A lot of looney troons and overly sexual bullshit. Petty drama too, but that's fun occasionally. I really do need to find a new MMO whilst I wait for the riot one.>>85843271Most retarded tweet I've seen and that's saying something.>>85843272Your mistake was believing that a kike BF would even lend you money.
>>85844368At least we can have fun with our minds. Reality will always fail us in some way.>I think that's a bit of a stretch of your fantasy anonIs it? A lot of people in power get to fetishize people below them, like in fashion, trends or power dynamics. Generalizing it to the whole society is a stretch, of course. But that's why it is a fantasy. I enjoy power dynamics a lot, specially when the people in power lower themselves and ruin their lives while chasing thrills.You can try and share your own version of that stupid pyramid with what you would want to see.
I'm so fucignn lonely
I'm lonely because I'm ugly and fat and I'm not a functioning member of society and enjoy piece and solitude>>85844732Hi jonah, how are you?
>>85844837I'm great nonny! Just been applying for jobs non stop and tryign to keep myself busy and well. How are you yourself? I hope things are well.
daylight savings in a few days fellow stalkersbe ready for it to be sunset at 5 o clock for several months :^)
>>85844679>im asexual sorry ;(oh allright then :) are you an asexual homoromantic? Do you prefer spending time with men more?>i don't really have a style. more of multiple interests of varying degrees of obsession lolthat's super cute :) kind of the same here>Honestly, most of it is a far cry from the super hightech area you see in glamorous photos, it just looks pretty dull and boringI can see that but it's immense and wide, there's always something to see around probably, and there's the sea, a lot of beautiful beaches>clean, safeoh that's already a lot these days>On cases i see in the news, america is just getting its rep RIPPED apart by basically everythingit's finally showing its true colors. American dream was always a lie, but the propaganda was so well done back in the days everyone fell for it>Honestly, china's government isn't that badI guess that's West propaganda too, but I don't know if I'd trust government cameras either desu...>They don't sell your data to a third party, in fact i would argue that china cares more about net safety than AmericaChina's government seems really big on regulatimg tech and the internet. It has its cons but its pros tooseems like the car stuff you mentioned is the most tedious, but public transportation there works well, right?What is something about your city that, no matter how much you see it, you never stop feeling amazed by it? I envy you for you to live in such a big town like that lmao and it's safe too, unlike most of the world's other big cities
>>85844732>most retarded tweetaren't you like up there in the pyramid? You're british too, the quintessential gayboy with that academic accent >>85844783>At least we can have fun with our minds. Reality will always fail us in some wayyou sound lovely for some reason..a guy that fantasizes has always a light in his eyes>I enjoy power dynamics a lot..and I guess kinks too..>specially when the people in power lower themselves and ruin their lives while chasing thrills..and you're a sort of..revolutionary? Or just sadistic? What's a fantasy you like?>get to fetishize people below them, like in fashion, trends or power dynamicsthat is true anon, but as I mentioned, that cast system is already based on putting the ones who they like to fetishize higher>You can try and share your own version of that stupid pyramid with what you would want to seeI don't know but I don't think it'd be a system of nobles and kings
>>85844956>..and you're a sort of..revolutionary? Or just sadistic? I actually consider myself more of a masochist. I just enjoy seeing people fall because of empathetic masochism. I'm not like "yeah, you get what you fucking deserve!" but more like "fuck, imagine that was me".>What's a fantasy you like?Once of my most recent fantasies was being the heir to an old money family and making my chauffeur take me to the ghetto for hook ups and thrills in secret escapades. Buying lovers and coercing poor men I find attractive into fucking me with expensive gifts (like clothes or phones) in run down government apartments while trying to hide all of that from my family. Of course it all goes south when one guy decides to blackmail me and I become his literal bitch, unable to say no to him as he extorts me to not get disinherited by my family.I want to reiterate that this is a FANTASY, not something I would like to play out irl in any way. It probably wouldn't be fun to live through that. But as a fantasy, I find it hot. My fantasies can be really perverted and extreme but irl I'm a prude and a virgin.>that cast system is already based on putting the ones who they like to fetishize higherAnd you can change that. I would find it fun to have a system where femboys and twinks are street cleaners, factory workers and other trade jobs, while all the manager class are masc guys and the nobles are all bears. As others pointed out, that system was created with a clear set of preferences, so the opposite would also be true. Now the twinks should be the ones fighting among themselves to attract a more masculine guy.>I don't know but I don't think it'd be a system of nobles and kingsI just chose a medieval system because it's easy to visualize. Are we really going to pretend that "scholars" are the top of our society? If you want to make it a modern setting you can put CEO and politicians at the very top.
>>85845135>"yeah, you get what you fucking deserve!"great movie
>>85843465Uhhh the twink king is the one having his dick sucked r-right?>>85843329Shy guy would murder and dismember your body tho>>85843497>I just wish I'm someone's something
>>85843329I have the exact same thing but only for bottoms. since bottoms are evil and manipulative
>>85844853Great for you, I hope you're landing an opportunity that you like. Are you big brained? Like do you have a degree and trying to use it in your CV? Are you yet another computah specialist? Not insult just something that is popular right now withing this gen>How are you yourself?No>I hope things are well.who cares
>>85845186>Uhhh the twink king is the one having his dick sucked r-right?If you want to imagine that... sure. It would be an extremely simp kingdom, but it can work>The twink fucking the fat finance minister >Laying on his back while he thrusts his hips into him>Whispering into his ear between whimpers and moans "come on... raise the taxes... I want to renovate all my wardrobe and throw a party for my dog's birthday"
>>85844956>aren't you like up there in the pyramid? You're british too, the quintessential gayboy with that academic accentI'd say I would be up there potentially if it was real, even though I don't consider myself twinkish, other people do. However, I just don't believe that the pyramid is even that real or true. The bears need more love and to be a little bit higher. There's quite literally whole bear festivals. And about the 'academic accent' that's honestly furthest from the truth, especially for anyone who lives in the UK. I have a typically common as muck northern accent which isn't seen that highly by people.>>85845223Big brained to a point yes.. even if autism and horrendous social skills at times hold me back and have a computer science degree. A lot of varied job experience and varied qualifications too, I have 3 health and social care related A LEVELS, but nobody really cares about those, especially considering I'm in my mid 20s. Anything, even unemployment beats working in the gambling industry.>who caresMe. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
I think of it in terms of binary and analog. In a binary system, the switch is flipped or it's not; it's either on or it's off, with nothing in-between. In an analog system, it's not a switch. It's a dial, with an unlimited number of discrete positions between 0 and 1. You don't only have yin and yang, you have 50/50, you have 2% yang, skimmed yang. Yin manufactured in a facility that also processes yang, may contain trace amounts of yang. A whole new world of possibilities opens up once they begin to mix.
My favorite types of posts are ones that make wild assumptions based on minimal information that usually doesn't even support their conclusions
My favourite types of posts are from the boy reading this <3
>>85845290i think you're extremely smart and attractive and knowledgeable and it's hot to be around smart homosexual anons>>85845297i think the boy that read this is smart and loved because because you told him you loved him assuming you wrote by hand <3
>>85845316Ok just because you're correct about me doesn't make it logical based on my post :(
>>85843547I want to huff and lick boyhole so badly but it's so hard to achieve.
>>85845254That's major, I love that for you. I'm not like you and I'm dumb and you have massive paperwork to prove how smart you can truly be, I hope the HR seems this and know that you're not a bad worker for them. I mean I have a degree but I forgot it all already, sorting algorhytms, graph theory and even discrete math and cryptographics. But I love seeing those that didn't and have put it to good use. I love feeling happy on behalf of other people>Me. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.Don't. Not me. Ask the next more suitable anon
I got to pet 4 cats and 1 dog today. They were all super cute and fluffy. Three cats I saw separate but last encounter was a cat and a dog that came to me at the same time. Dog really wanted pats so he kept the cat at bay but I wanted to pet the cat so the cat slapped him and ran away so I didn't spend much time with it :(
>>85845330>bro doesn't have hookup app access
I can pet 6 cat any time I want to. (I miss the 3 dead ones, all this year)
>>85845329do you think i'm correct in my assumptions? how can i be correct if it's illogical?
>>85843293>the more you look like a woman the better for them.. unironically worse than AGP'sthere's nothing womanly about twinks. Being a horrid diseased-looking fat bald eyesore is not the definition of a man. Muscles and the gym are a mentally retarded cope. You are either pretty (twink) or worthless. Same goes for women by the way, they are all in the latter category, as are ugly old men. Straight guys should be used to fertilize cryogenized women only kept alive for breeding purposes and then shot. Old post twink death men should be gassed as well. Being a twink is the only way to be a morally acceptable human.
>there's nothing womanly about twinks>Muscles and the gym are a mentally retarded cope.>Being a horrid diseased-looking fat bald eyesore is not the definition of a manholy tranny pedophile cope
there's this handsome guy sitting in front front of me, I can't even look at him. *sigh* to be a gaycel so easily stricken...why continue living...
>>85845431I can't (and don't want to) fathom what your browsing history looks like or what your room smells like.
>>85845431You stupid nigger. I hope you get raped by 2050 horses for being such an asshole.
I thought men were stoic and non emotional but these bitches are mad af
>>85845448>not wanting to be a horrid old man is the same as being a tranny
you must be real loony troon if you don't know what a man is, which is not surprising given how mentally ill and unpassable you are
>>85845485some can't handle the truth
>>85845500you don't have to be. you should kill yourself before 30, i'll support your decision
>>85845501Yes, man = has a penis. There's nothing about that definition that requires them to be ugly.
>>85845507Yeah, I will. No troon shit involved.
>>85845455hahaha you will die alone stupid chud.
>>85845455You should call him a slur. That's a great conversation starter. Be sure to make eye contact and smirk at him when you say it.
>>85845530I'm too scared to call him a slur and too shy to make eye contact with him. i think it is over.were your methods ever even successful?
>>85845455are you on a date anon? put your phone down and find a topic. ask him how his name and how he's doing and why he sits there in front of you now.
>>85845566Usually their girlfriends beat me up, so not really. But I got sued one time and I got to see him again in court
>>85845512Don't you know men have to look like animals full of bodyhair and stink bad because showering is for women?
I want to get a twink bf who isn't a whore or a bottom or barely legal
>>85845343I tried the hookup app and everyone ignored me except for 2 twinks which both rejected me for my looks. Everyone told me "just use grindr bro" and then I finally man up the courage and lower myself to that level and all I get in return is humiliation.
>>85845631>whoreno>bottomyes>barely legalyes
Oh it was cuckbot no wonder he wanted to huff the shit out of male ass lmaoDisgusting shiteater
The fantasy of a friend who I could hangout with and suck the dick of but still just be friends. What a life that would be
>>85845684What if it was multiple friends?
The fantasy of a friend who I could hangout with and suck the dick of and live under the same roof and plan our dates and go out together and hold hands and sign a legally binding social contract and tell our parents we do stuff and plan our wedding and be happy with each other and hold each other in arms and kiss and be emotionally raw and tell our secrets and concerns and fall asleep in one bed and cry out our fears and represent each other with the allowed frame of certain paperwork and buy house together and enjoy life under this sun but still just be friends. What a life that would be
>>85845688"Multiple friends" meaning that we would all be hanging out at the same time, or do you mean just within my web of connections? If the latter, that'd be pretty neat. Although, a group hang would be awesome every once in a while, assuming we all got along.>>85845696That sounds like one hell of a friendship between boys if I ever heard of one.
Why does everyone want to suck dick but no one wants their dick sucked?
i love a group hang of naked hot men and their big hangs just hanging freely
>>85845707Do you want to get your dick sucked?For me I just find more arousing the idea of giving pleasure than receiving it. The denial of reciprocation turns me on even more.
>>85845707Mine's small and therefore ugly and worthless and wrong and I never want anyone to even see it or address it.
>>85845696>the fantasy of a friend who I could hangout with and suck the dick of and live under the same roof and plan our dates and go out together and hold hands and sign a legally binding social contract and tell our parents we do stuff and plan our wedding and be happy with each other and hold each other in arms and kiss and be emotionally raw and tell our secrets and concerns and fall asleep in one bed and cry out our fears and represent each other with the allowed frame of certain paperwork and buy house together and enjoy life under this sun but still just be friends. What a life that would be>>85845707We are all bottoms, anon.
The idea I'm sucking dick it's so weird to me like they pee from there do you really want pee pee mouth? I will say it's way better than eating ass at least in terms of a concept since pee pee mouth is better than poo poo mouth
>>85845728It can't be that bad>SmallThat's cute and comfy>UglyIn what way?>WorthlessIf it makes you feel good it doing its work
>>85845712God, me too. Hell, for me at least, I'd be more into it if everyone was in various states of undress. One dude's in his boxer briefs and an oversized pullover, another's letting it all hang out, and the other boy is fully clothed but still enjoying the situation
>>85845742I had a straight friend and I fantasized about him peeing on me in the past. Even better if he drank beer before that.
>>85845707Is it really THAT common of a phenomenon? I genuinely would've believed that most guys would either prefer solely getting sucked, or desire to give and receive equally. Being made aware of this makes me feel strange. Just slightly.>>85845725>For me I just find more arousing the idea of giving pleasure than receiving itI am the exact same way. Other people touching me sexually isn't something that I care for. On the contrary, I would love to arouse someone else. Having them all to myself to stimulate as I please. Well, and finding out what turns them on most, of course lol
>>85845704By group hangout do you mean orgy?
I would prefer to suck a small dick but everyone who has one is a self hating cuck so I can't
Meow simp isn't going to like guys talking bad about pee fetishes now..
>>85845776Meow simp you don't have to tell everyone about wanting to get drenched in piss that's just weird..
>>85845910I'm sorry for that, then.
>>85845748>It can't be that badIt is>That's cute and comfyIt's not>In what way?Every way you can think of>If it makes you feel goodIt doesn't
>>85845600I'm in class. I don't deserve going on a date.>>85845610waow... you're so experienced and cool
>>85845749ok, hot. we should hang out more, you in your birthday suit and i'm totally overdressed
>>85845891Doesn't have to be an orgy. We're all just waching a movie or playing a board game/tabletop, but maybe there'll be one or two handjob circlejerks throughout the night>>85845902>guy has a smaller penis>he's either a fat fuck, a sissy, a cuckold, or has a humilation kink (various combinations of these traits are common)I love shorter and slimmer ones just as I do anything larger and thicker, but anyone packing something smaller makes it impossible to enjoy
>>85844732I don't need the jewish bf to lend me money, I already have plenty. I just need him to love him and call me his favorite goy.
>>85845942I don't believe you. Unless you got into an accident or something that butchered your cock, in which case I'm sorry.
>>85846010>Unless you got into an accident or something that butchered your cockyeah bro it's called circumcision lol
>>85845992The irony is that, in the scenario I described, I would also be the one dressed head to toe while everyone else stripped down to their preferred level of comfort/faggotry. At least you and I can agree that it's hot kek
>>85846021>UglyA normal circumcised penis is not ugly. Unless the rabbi chopped half of your cock because he was to excited.>SmallIt's not a really big deal unless you are sub 3 inches, and even them there's stuff you can do.>No pleasureSure, being circumcised reduces pleasure. But to say you get absolutely no pleasure... that seems extreme. Are you going to tell me now you don't masturbate?
>>85846010You don't have to nad you'd be wrong, the picture you paint in your head is better what is there in real life. But you can't understand that since yours is normal and maybe even impressive. And no, I'm intact.
>>85846088Sure, I can't imagine it because you are not giving anything to work with. I'm imagining a shriveled up penis the size of my thumb when hard with phimosis and lots of extra skin. Mine it's not perfect. I think it's average and that I have some light phimosis. Sure, you might think it's great compared to yours, but I'm not thinking about sucking my own cock.
>>85846051:/ might need to find more willing people. i ain't shedding a piece of clothing at all srys
Nigga I'm not from r9gay I'm from r9g there's a difference
>cuckbot is trying to project his fetishes on another poster yet againSo self admired shit eating, pee loving bbc sissy didn't learn his lesson yet? No one believes him
>>85846139Well, that'd make two of us! Not even my socks will slip off, and some days, even my jacket stays on (usually because it completes the look). But that's fine. If we find some others who are little more keen on shedding their layers, things will work out just fine lol
>>85844865crazy thing is lucario actually did say that
>>85846134>I'm imagining a shriveled up penis the size of my thumb when hard with phimosis and lots of extra skin.You're not wrong but it's a bit bigger than that and idk what lots of extra skin mean. How much is too much?>it's average and that I have some light phimosis.Great, sexy, very cute. >you might think it's great compared to yoursIt is>Sure, I can't imagine it because you are not giving anything to work with.And I won't. Can you give me something to feel bad about? I haven't been hugely depressed in two weeks and it drives me boltnuts. I don't want to hear complinentary things. I hate it. It's all lies.>, but I'm not thinking about sucking my own cock.Why not... maybe it would be cute and natural, what an image.
>>85846186i don't mean to be rude or anything but neither one of us is gonna take off any thing and we're gonna be clothed up and swallowed by fabric, maybe we can do something fun? not naughtly but maybe if you like sit in my lap or on my shoulder or just put your legs across mine. i won't do shit, don't worry but just before the rest of people show up ;/
>>85846218>You're not wrong Well, you are giving me something here. At least you are over three inches, which is an acceptable size. >idk what lots of extra skin meanWhat I meant with that is that there is a lot of extra foreskin. Since I said you have foreskin, when you get hard your foreskin wouldn't pull back (which might be uncomfortable and even painful if it is a bad case, which would be a reason to not feel good with your penis). The part that doesn't stretch in your foreskin forms like a ring around the head of your cock. That ring could be right at the edge of your foreskin or there could be extra skin over the edge, laying there uselessly and floppy.There is not a measure to establish how much is to much, and that would be difficult to tell with phimosis in general. I would say that for someone without phimosis, too much foreskin would be if even when retracting it while hard some of it still covers the head of your penis.>Great, sexy, very cute. I'll take the compliment. I just have to find out one day if it works with no problems.>Can you give me something to feel bad about?I'm sorry, I don't want to make you miserable. That's the kinda thing that makes me feel bad.>It's all lies.I'm not lying here. Maybe I'm an outlier, since I've seen a lot of people here say that someone made fun of their cock. But I think I have a great range of tolerance and acceptance for cocks, as in I don't find them disgusting or ugly. Do you know what kind of cock I might find unattractive? One with an extreme level of curvature or a micropenis that you can only use the tip of two fingers to play with it. All I'm saying here is from my perspective, not from a societal level.>Why not... maybe it would be cute and natural, what an image.I don't have the flexibility to do that, but if I had a clone I guess I would suck me off. But this is not the topic at hand
>>85845921What's the appeal of being peed on cuckbot?
>>85846000Weirdest new raceplay just dropped cuckbot will love this
>>85846266Sure, why not? Your suggestion isn't rude at all. I'd be down to spend some time fully dressed and in close proximity to you. Legs crossing legs is choice, but I'm also into sitting upright and close together. Shoulder to shoulder, knee to knee. Just until the rest of our group arrives and unwinds enough to start removing a couple layers, of course. Hopefully it's warm enough outside that they feel compelled to do so upon arrival. They certainly kept us waiting long enough.
>>85846476being lower than anything he deems honorable in the slightest, self humiliation and validating the fact that I'll never be anything other than human trash/waste
>be me>virginIt's comfy ngl>guys 10 years younger than me usually have much more experience Not really an issue >what if you tried getting a bf and he got scared off by thatI'm not trying to get a bf who had sex before and definitely one that thinks virginity is bad so it's not an issue here either
>>85845921I'd prefer if you didn't post about your piss fetish publicly rather then an apology meow simp. it would also be nice if you stopped trying to drag other posters into your piss fantasies.
>>85846519i meant quite what i've said, in most exact meaning of what i've described, but i do understand your position and where you're coming from and why that was unacceptable, mlord. i'll take this more gracious and well mannered offer too since it won't infringe your status and regality that much and your ability to excude your intentions and calculated, manicured image to the other attendants, even if it pains me to restrain myself from further vulgarities. i believe the sight of other participants will satiate you more than i can offer, with their bravily loosen shirts and undergarments showing quite the beauty of skin and flesh breathing freely of that dense, liberating, primal atmosphere of that evening. with my utmost pleasure, your grace.
pissing in boys is pretty hot thougheveverbeit
>>85845662Can you be my bf and give me the sex pls?
>pissing in boys is pretty hot thougheveverbeitWelcome back bunnymutt welcome home meow simp really missed you..
>>85846640I don't think he wants to fuck blacks while you watch cuckbot
>>85846625What's all this!? You're making me laugh, lad. At ease. Trust me, I'm into spending time together, easy peasy and totally relaxed
>visit the cinema last night>auditorium is surprisingly packed but there's still a reasonable amount of space per seat>a trio of male friends take their seats to my left>watching movie>at one point, the way that the guy beside me sank into his seat and spread his legs caused his knee to lightly rest on my own>subtly shift in my own seat so that my knee could press into his just a little more>he doesn't seem to notice>feel a constant buzz in me at our point of contact>fantasize while watching the film about us interacting with each other, maybe even becoming friends ourselves or more because of this inconsequential form of physical contact>my little fantasy world came to an end when someone in my party required a snack, making me move to retrieve it for them and thus moving my knee away from hisThe thought process was beyond pathetic, I'm aware, but I felt like sharing nevertheless
>>85846668no no, while i belive you're a gentleman, i have to know the boundaries. i can't quite allow myself to be barbaric and act on a whim while being attired in these garbs. that is not my line of work and not something that can be excused. this is simply for others to enjoy, and for them to admire and take apart, those that have shedded their garbs and either have the privilege or need to find something to cover them (i invented a rule here). for me to be this gaudy and appaling is something i can't forgive. i'm breaking the code here and while losing my temper would be satisfying and well-deserved, i still have to hold face for some time. thank you for mentorship here and your common sense.
>>85846721I miss having a friend group, thank you for that image anon.
>>85846401I'm gonna need some more info on phimosis because I still can't decide whether I have it or not. I'll assume you're more at peace with your penis and studied it more that I did. I think I do have some skin when it's hard but I don't remember causing me pain last time I tugged on it. If I can cover the head of the penis if I want with it, a hard penis, maybe even when it super hard and at it's biggest, does it mean I have phimosis or is phimosis relative to how well I can put a blanket over the head or how many loose ends are there while it's normal?>I'll take the compliment. I just have to find out one day if it works with no problems.Such as? I believe your penis is wonderful, anon. Shall we talk about balls too?
I'm going out for dinner again because I didn't get anything marinated; call me a bad neet wasting my limited money because I was lazy.
>>85846640You're an Amerimutt, aren't you? Webdating is a scam, you know. I appreciate your praise tho.
>>85846828He's canadian but you just rejected him for having a tiny itty bitty clitty he can't please you with
>>85846883Is he a troon? So lame, kek.
I want to be scammed by webboy I wish I could ever had a chance to date. Him being lovey dovey with me and telling me thing like i like you you're the best i love how you look you excite me and then going silent ughhh
>>85846828He's euro but you just rejected him for not being chad.
>>85846897No but meow simp likes to imagine chudbot as a white sph sissy built for BIG BLACK COCK which is why he's talking about chudbot's itty bitty white clitty in a sexual manner because he likes to project onto others and bring other posters into his fetishes.
>>85846913What? I'm not into chads, those pieces of shit. Shy nerdy guys like picrel (Elliot) are my favorites.
>>85846929>chudbot >meowWhat the hell are you talking about?
>>85846961he's a bot that lost his mind, literally never pay him attention, he's gross and sad to be around and only wants to put you in the same mood
>>85846961Chudbot is a poster who's been posting here for 1 year and he's been rejected by 37 different bottoms all for being a twunk that's too short only 5'6" and having a tiny 6.5 inch penis.And there's another poster called meow whos a fat ugly non binary tranny that camwhores and posts his own nudes of his prolapsed busted asshole on these threads and has a very obvious BBC fetish which chudbot hates and because chudbot hates meow there's another poster called meow simp who desperately defends meow and his BBC fetish and slanders and attacks any other poster who dislikes meow thus why he's called meow simp.
>>85846756Okay, this is what I know about phimosis.It's a condition in which the foreskin hasdifficulty retracting wen the penis gets erect. A fully retracted foreskin exposes the entire head of the penis when erect. As far as I know, if that doesn't happen you may have some degree of phimosis.In a mild case of phimosis, like the one I have, you can manually pull back the foreskin to expose the head of the penis while hard without pain (but it might not stay down and try to cover the head again). Friction might cause the foreskin to rub against the head of the penis, leading to discomfort and pain (lube might alleviate the this). It might also affect the frenulum, which in the worst case might tear. While alone you have full control and it's strange to damage yourself, but when another person is involved that lack of control might end up hurting you.In a more severe case of phimosis the foreskin forms like a ring of flesh that prevents the head of the penis to be discovered partially or totally. Pulling down the foreskin would hurt and using a strong force might tear the foreskin. With complete phimosis cleaning the penis might also be difficult.To see if you have a case of phimosis, get hard. Did the foreskin pull back an revealed your head? Good. No? Pull it back. Can you pull it completely and without pain or it being uncomfortable? You probably have a light case of phimosis. You can't? You have phimosis.Don't force it. If it hurts stops. Phimosis can be treated by stretching the foreskin (in mild cases) or surgery. >Such asAs I explained before, I don't know if it will hurt with another guy>BallsThey are pretty average. I wish they were smooth because I find that very aesthetic, but mine are pretty ordinary.
>>85846940Elliot was a rich chad with a pretty face and rich nepotism family money his only problems were being short and having a small dick. I'm short (5 foot 6) with a tiny (6 inch) penis and I'd trade lives with elliot any chance I got cause he brutally moggs me with his bmw and rich family connections and perfect face.
>>85847034>Elliot>chadAre you joking?>his only problems were being short and having a small dickHe was literally a mentally ill person and one of the spergest men in his social circle. >pretty face Is that a pretty face for you?>i'm short (5 foot 6) with a tiny (6 inch) penisHow is 15cm tiny, you buffon? Kys.
>>85847112not that anon but yeah elliot was a pretty good looking guy. if he wasn't so mentally warped, he probably could have scored no problem. desu even if he'd found a woman he'd probably have still been dissatisfied due to how outrageously insecure he was
>>85847112It's actually more like 16cm and literally every bottom I've shown it to has called it tiny and ugly and rejected me for it. It's not my fault that 6 inches is considered tiny and small to gay bottoms.
>>85847128>>85847112Personality doesn't matter or mean anything he was entirely rejected due to his small height and feminine frame. He would never ever have sex in his lifetime with the way he looked but he still moggs me facially and financially. He moggs me.
>>85847112nta you were replying to but I look even worse than that, and have a much shorter dick. I'm not downplaying people's issues but it can always be worse
>>85847055money doesn't get you a bf. I come from a rich family yet Im still a gaycel.also elliot rodger was not rich at all by american standards. his father was in debt, and his mother only made 40k yearly.
>>85847164>his father was in debt, and his mother only made 40k yearlyMoggs me>I come from a rich family yet Im still a gaycelHumblebragging fakecel whore.
>>85847136So why are you going for these goyim, anon? They are clearly whores and you wouldn't get nothing of love or value from them.>>85847156Specs if you could, please.>>85847128> if he wasn't so mentally warped, he probably could have scored no problemWomen are generally hypergamous, anon. Don't underestimate they.
>>85847212 (me)*Them
>>85847212>Specs if you could, please.https://www.ck12.org/flexi/cbse-math/length-conversion/what-is-7-cm-in-inches/
>>85847212Because I can't help that I'm only attracted to these kinds of guys but if I had known from the beginning that all gay bottoms are heartless soulless whores I'd never have tried in the first place and never would have been rejected 37 times back to back
>>85847253Cute. Wouldn't care, actually.>t.bottom>>85847292>all gay bottoms are heartless soulless whores Nigger. You deserve every bit of your suffering.
>>85847312I do not deserve to suffer just for the crime of not being born 6'4" with a 8 inch dick. Non chads do not deserve to suffer just for existing you stupid evil bottom whore.
>>85847200if you make less than 40k yearly then maybe not having a bf shouldn't be your top priority.and I don't think there's anything to brag about being an unlovable mentally ill gaycel chud freak who happens to be born in a good family.
>>85847341not that anon but you are such an exhausting creature to engage with. can't you be the cool delusional schizophrenic that thinks he's a secret agent of god on a mission from heaven instead of this lame ass body dysmorphia shit. literally tranny tier you fleck of felched shit.
>>85847341>non chads do not deserve to suffer just for existing you stupid evil bottom whore??? So why don't you pair with switches and do the role of a bottom, lolcow? >stupid evil bottom whoreKek
>>85847046Sorry anon I was freezing my balls off in the shower. Thank you so much for spending your time on me, I appreciate. And I think your balls are just fine, they would look cool shaved but I don't mind. I'm sorry but I can't assed to get hard right now, I'm really not in the mood today, I think there is some tightness to it but I can expose my head and it won't cause any pain. But I also have to say that there were some light tears and scratched before when I was getting used to this thing. I may never know what's up
>>85847427Switches are bottoms and I'm not a bottom I'm a top.
>>85847452Faaaaakeeeeceellllllll alert
I see people my age with friends, with boyfriends.. meanwhile I'm just an alien who will never get to have those things though I'm still young. I'm still in forced to be in the race but I know I won't ever reach the finish line. so I just wait around and see people winning.you should all be soo grateful for having bf's or even friends.
>>85847519same, it never even began for me
>>85847450No problem, I also took a long time to answer. I'm in no hurry.>ShavingUnless my partner wants to, I'm not bothering with that. I don't think it's good for your health and it will probably fuck up my skin unless I do it with laser (so permanent). The only thing I do is to trim it from time to time.>ErectionIt's ok, no need to force it now. Just keep that in mind the next time you want to rub one out. Just to check on how your body work.This might be an EU privilege, but I know I can visit a doctor for free and tell him "hey, I'm worried about my dick, can you check it out?" and the expert would tell me if there is anything wrong or something I should worry about.
>>85846640Can cuckbot stop simping for every new poster he spots? Pls show bob and veganStfu pajeet whore
if you're white you can't lose. just flash your cute white cock and other boys will want to suck it or fuck you
>>85846808I'm going to marinate my balls in your rotten, diseased mouth if you don't shut up
>>85847415Imagine simping for apostle just because you hate someone for not being chad. Bottoms really are such petty whores.
>>85847538Don't say that in front of cuckbot or he will start spamming about racial superiority of blacks and we don't want to hear his self hating race play fantasies
>>85847558>imagine *slew of nonsequitor mental illness*okay buddy let's just wheel you back into the nice facility so you can get some help *pushes you through the doors with the words EUTHANASIA CENTER conspicuously written above it*
>>85847386>if you make less than 40k yearly then maybe not having a bf shouldn't be your top priorityBottoms not only want chad they want a rich chad now. Bottoms are insulting me and making fun of me for being poor and bragging about being gold digging whores. it's over...
>>85847538Don't say that in front of meow simp or he will start spamming about BLACKEDRAW and we don't want to hear his BLACKED meow simp sex fantasies.
>>85847415Xir is only programmed to spam one thing and beg posters for booba pics
>>85847537Can meow simp stop simping for every BLACKED finnish whore he spots? Pls show meow and BIG BLACK COCKStfu sph BLACKED sissy
I find it so hard to believe there's really two buffoons fighting against each other without actually replying to eachother's posts. I know one of you is the retarded third world monkey with body issues but what the hell is wrong with the other one?
>>85847534I think I can pretty much do the same in every clinic, I'd shy about this sort of problem, as in "I've been wondering if anything works fine for me. Can I go there doctor that specializes in penis?">ShavingI never had a problem when I shaved and I'm already not worrying much and can glide the razor on balls and stuff and shaft but I have to agree that the overall if will feel terrible after the shave, or even after a trim for me but I'll do it for the hygiene. I love the idea of smooth balls too but I've never got to experience it
Reminder that pubic hair is based and that no one should ever shave or even trim it ever. Thanks for listening
>>85847661I like a bit of fuzz but an untended jungle is just too much. Keep it tasteful, personally.
>>85847661Sane and good opinion.
>>85844882>homoromanticno lol i just dont have any attraction towards people other than brotherhood or friendshipi would say japan is cleaner but sg is safer>government camerashonestly not really much of a choice but i would pick the lesser evil>public transport works pretty fine here. definitely better than america's by a far cry>amazedhonestly again safety. you could leave your phone on a table/bench in public and usually the max someone does is return it to a authority. for example i once dropped my wallet on a bus near to a bus interchange and it turns out someone on the same bus picked it up and returned it to the exact interchange lolalso guns are like not allowed ANYWHERE. there has been like 3 gun related crimes in the past 10 years, one of which was a BB, and the other two were from an officer taking his revolver back home and a suspect snatching an officer's gun and shooting it at him(medium injury)
>>85847683>Keep it tasteful, personallyI wish I could say the same. But, then again, this is one area where I completely betray my usual sensibilities. Give me an entire jungle from the treasure trail all the way down to the taint. Let it grow free and let it grow wild.>>85847689You're a man of integrity just as I am, Anon.
>>85847683>>85847689What about getting pubes in your mouth?
>>85847653Hey, you only need to visit if you have trouble with anything. Better be safe than go later to the doctor with a broken frenulum >ShavingHair has a purpose. It helps you be healthy and keep the microbiome in your skin. That being said, lots of people do it so I doubt it is a life ruining thing or even a serious thing.My skin suck and I tend to develop ingrow hair. Which is why I consider laser the only good option for me, but that's not a bridge I want to cross. Also, laser in your balls... Let's say that it is also not recommended. At least I don't have that much hair in them. I'm going to sleep now. I hope you find someone who will love you. I seriously doubt your genitals are as bad as you think they are. I'm sure you'll find someone who finds no issues with it.
>>85847776desu pubes really aren't an issue. it's a tiny hair and that's it. also pubes don't really shed so the whole "picking pubes out of your teeth" trope isn't very realistic
>>85847777Thanks anon, was nice talking to you and I hope you'll get a good night sleep
uhhhmm ummm uhhhh boysboys. i like boys. kiss boys hug boys caress boys hold boys smooch boys grope boys stroke boys molest boys plap boys rim boys blow boys take boys boys boysboysboysbo
>>85847776I'd smile and say "thank you for the present" :)>>85847926Good and cute anon, good and cute artwork. I hope you get to do all of those things. Except maybe molest. Don't do that one. Everything else is good, however
>>85848025>Except maybe molest.it's ok he'll enjoy it
how would you know? you're definitely a mentally ill bipedophile but tell me how it makes sense in your retarded head to think it's fine
>>85848064huhwhuh sorry i didn't hear you *starts idly rubbing your dick through your pants*
work is so boring also i keep getting coughed on i'm going to be so sick this weekend
oh lawd he loafing
>>85848450I've become a loaf and I must scream
>>85848450he's getting his winter coat I think, outside cats get fluffy in the winter. My inside cats generally don't do it that much because they live in a controlled environment.
>>85848285It's time to castrate those that refuse to cover their coughs and not with their hands
Maybe flockcam not so bad you should see what china has
>he doesn't want cute boy germs coughed into his mouth.
>enter gay thread>theyre talking about spreading illness as a kink
>>85848682I would prefer a cute boy's penis to cough into my mouth and by cough heh well I mean cum
>>85848715uwu give me that bug daddy (I'm talking about the flu)
>>85848728they call it dicksnot for a reason ;)
>>85848860There we have it. Kind of an icky name compared to many others kek, but I'd gladly slurp it up all the same if given the opportunity c;
>>85848882same bestie i love how gooey and globby cum can be
>tfw mine is thick like sludge and never shoots, just oozes.
I made boygoop yesterday
>>85848902same i'm a gooper. i kind of like it but i also wish i could shoot proper ropes like boys with more watery cum>>85848909hell yeah
>>85848898Same here, same here. Love cum when it's gooey and globby, love cum when its watery and spills all over>>85848902>>85848916Boys who ooze out thick gloopy loads that slowly spill out of their penis and down onto their balls or pubes/crotch are underrated>>85848909Very good, Anon. Make sure to make more today!
Who tf cares whatever the evolutionary purpose of body hair is? I and everyone I find attractive think I'm an order of magnitude hotter without it. Besides that, it's gross. I'm burning it all off with a laser consequences be damned. Evolution, pfft. We superceded that with technology long ago.
Some body hair is alright and shaving/waxing/lazering takes so much work.
>>85848966humans would have been better with thick fur everywhere. having a bald body is cringe.
>>85848988I'm willing to admit that I don't care for a totally hairy guy. But there's a couple of parts on the body where I'm fine with it, and other parts where it would make him exponentially hotter>shaving/waxing/lazering takes so much workBeauty is pain, as they say.
>>85849001>bald body is cringeYOU'RE CRINGE!!
>>85849030yes, two things can be cringe at the same time
I'm hairy everywhere except my blading ass head. funny how that works.
i have acquired the halloween candy now we wait
>blading ass headgallade niggas:
