90s editionQott: what is your favorite thing about the 90s?Previous:>>85777771
made the thread 20 seconds late award :(
>>85805831that sucks, instead we have to post in this weirdo brown tranny's thread
>>85805864I'm not that guy you stupid useless cunt ^_^
As someone alive for the 90s but a kid, I miss the general sense of things. The mix of old and new world. I was taught for example how to use a payphone but never had to. really most of my nostalgia comes from the early 00s rather than the 90s themselves.
>>85805868mask off you might as well be just like him ^`~^
>>85805829Very creative way of trying to get blackcels to be your bulls cuckbot>>85760778So cuckbots general is still going strong it seems>>85805671Cuckbot desperately trying to make his fetish seem popular>>85805881Cuckbot thinks blacks can be femboys and twinks now?
Awww look at our little tiny ugly subhuman trying his best today to get any replies today, isn't he delightful. What's your name little guy?
>>85805980I'm Bartholomew, but you can call me Bart. Sorry for being a subhuman, I didn't mean to be this pathetic
>>85805992hi bart
>>85805992post bartholomewussy
i am neither trans or brown
>>85805995Hi anon>>85806017No, I'm too shy
>>85806036why would you be shy around me
What made meow simp's clitty throb and leak this time?
Do we have any gifted r9gayers? Or possibly 2e (twice exceptional)?
>>85806171I'd say I'm above average but not really rainman smart, just like smart like an arab 7 eleven store owner.
>>85806171I'm alternatively gifted at best
>>85806171Me on the left that so meeeeeee
>>85806171i'm really good at jerking off and uhh working a dead end job :3
>>85806212You're so good anon, those are the two of the talents I'd be looking for in someone. Thanks for kissing williest but... what about yours?
>>85806223my willy is smaller and cut so I don't like it sowwy :(
>>85806171I'm 2e but I paid a hefty price for it.
my elbow bursitis is flaring up and my elbow looks like popeye (do you zoomers even know who that is?) just another health problem for story.
>>85806234You're stupid for not liking it, all willies are cute and it's your own willy so you have to at least tolerate it
>>85805810Love this image. It's already got an emulation of that art style but to actually put it in the art style as amazing. The only problem is I feel they should have not as bright of colors. Hand painted cels used far more muted colors these still feel very digital art
>>85805355I don't think anyone should have sex with black men just to prove they're not racist to you cuckbot>>85806112Ok cuckbot you're getting carried away
>>85761637Uh oh someone called out cuckbot for simping again he's not going to like this it's the only way he knows how to flirt >>85768319Cuckbots latest crush is very cringe but his itty bitty teeny weeny clitty was throbbing when he saw this
i want a fit, actually jacked twink/twunk man with chiseled jaw and partially revealed uniform parole officer twink bf to beat me with a club and keep his foot on my neck and flexing his muscles and torso and probably bigger cock and balls telling me that prison is not a place for sissies like me than kiss me and knock me unconscious
>>85806212tfw havent played bionicles in years...
>>85806437Shut up cuckbot we don't care about your self humiliation fantasies
>>85806526i'm not humiliating myself. i'm being realistic. this is the type of relationship i can handle.
>>85805810I was born in the early 2000s, but I grew up with mainly 90s cartoons. They're so memorable :))
>I was born in the early 2000sseaside fuel
Am I just being scammed or do candles actually not smell like anything when they're burning? Is it because I'm buying too cheap of ones? Like I don't want to sit there and drop $30 on a candle but surely these $5 ones are fine
>>85806585forgive me
>tfw someone born at the same time I graduated HS is now old enough to post here. it doesn't get better, it also gets worse as you get older.
i think covid delayed me actually growing as a person but i got over it and now i feel actually old at 23 which is scary but its ok, but if you were born in like 2008 get the fuck out of here bro
>>85806656WHAT, you're an early 2000s baby too
do any of the bay area niggas here want to hang out on the best day of the year [halloween] or the weekend of?we could chill and nightwalk or do other things if you want to do them, like smoking, drinking, or going to events you might know aboutit can be more than 2 people, tooalso, top, if it comes to that btw
you young whippersnappers get off my lawn *shakes cane*
>>85806600no, i won't forgive that. go think about what you did and be born at least in 1999
I wish I was around more pre2000 born anons
>>85806693Imagine being in the gay capital of the world and still posting here.
I remember thinking how pendulum had actually big buttons compared to other similar devices I played (non digimons, tamagotchis) and how that will be nice. And it is. I even like the shaking mechanic. It's just a cool little device and one of my best purchases.
>>85806693sorry bro i'm also a top and probably just gonna haunt pacific heights or the marina enjoying the decorations hehe
I want a cute top bf
>>85806770You should watch Digimon movie if you haven't, it's really good. Better than Pokemon movie 2000 imo.
i don't want an exclusive top bf but i can only bottom so that means i probably would have to look for a gay top bf that had <10 partners one day
>>85806823what about 0
>>85806829let's be realistic and take into consideration that most people around 30 yo have probably slept with at least one person. and this people could be here. and maybe, it's you
tops are allowed to have high bodycounts it's bottoms that need to be pure
i never killed anyone so don't even try to accuse me of that
You're just a gross autistic unreliable whore that can't commit and wants a pass for being a garbage subhuman being
I don't got no kids niggerI don't got no family niggerI don't got nothing nigger
found out that a person my age is supposed to have sex 12 times a month in this day and age. i haven't had sex once in my 28 years of life.
>>85806888It's definitely less bad for tops
I want to have sex with a sensitive twink and tell him he did a good job and cuddle him after sex
>>85806776overpowering someone is something... xdsounds cozy, hope you have fun :)
i don't want to have sex with a twink but i want a twink to love me and me to tell him that he can do everything and it would turn into an ethereal beautiful functioning man hurting me for not being good
>>85802556it's mexican or something for "or something", useful for closing your thoughts in a rambling fashion or providing noncommittal vague answers o algo
>>85807099Provide me with your wise academic penis or algae
sopa de macaco o algo
>>85806212one day my peni one day will grow to a normal size like this even tho i'm 29
>>85806983>tfw a sensitive twink but a topIt's over for me
>>85806857very telling of you to assume im around 30
i saw the posts on the last thread (im the one who had schziophrenia and was talking about offing myself at the end of the thread). thank you for the replies if you anons are still here. i saw them.
>>85807305it is, prbably because i'm gonna be there soon and though of myself, not you, when i thought of it. you're a real genius anon.
your 20s will go faster than you think young gaybots before you know it the big 30 will appear. My 20s seemed to have flashed by but then again I was sitting here wasting away for a good part of them if you're actually using them and making memories then maybe they won't.
>>85807336thanks i have autism
i need to lose weight and get that flat twinkummy
>>85806212>i'm really good at jerking off and uhh working a dead end job :3Me too bestie :3
I'm a bottom and still feel jealous of big cocks. Like how does it even get that big? its like mine stopped 4.5 inches and went 'yo he's a bottom and never going use me so why bother growing?'
>>85807360cute autistic bf. sorry as you can see i can't date really young guys even if there was nothing separating us.
Autism is not a thing you're just traumatized o algo
>>85807463trauma doesnt exist. quit faking things for attention.
>>85807474Does anyone really exist albait
liminal bf
>>85807485yes. but im dead serious. trauma and muh mental illness is just a way to garner muh attention. this is why so many people are cowardly these days, because being UWU MUH MENTAL STATE UWUWUWUWUWU ends up overriding everything else. its infinite pity partying.
>>85807440Me too. That's a terrible feeling. Don't know about you but I'm feeling so bad and anxious that I can't be like them, I too want a big fat penis. Why them and not me?
>>85807500I mean if it were just average it would be okay. It if I short and smol it would be less of an issue but I'm 5'10.
>>85807463im certain you are incorrect but its ok to be wrong sometimes
>>85807499Did the doctor slap your head instead of your butt as a newborn>>85807514<3
watch this retard go up in flames once he realizes the people are shaped by their mental illnesses and their "free will" was in fact a mechanism that isn't found in normal people that affects their lives is a poor manner and not the topical, basic "omg i'm so mentally ill uwu" tumblr posts she probably read as a child. she actually won't do shit because the thing is too retarded even for the "just push through it" argument.
>>85805810>what is your favorite thing about the 90s?i don't fucking know dude i'm in my 20s shut the fuck up fuck you die FUCK
its sad that male prostitutes are cheaper than a therapist, and a therapist is cheaper than a psychologist. this is unrelated to the above conversation about trauma or whatever. im just looking at getting a shrink or a med-doc, and its...honestly, depressing
>>85807513I think yours is average anon, don't beat yourself too much about this, well maybe it's a tad bit smaller than average between us pigeons, but still twice as big as a medical micropenis would be and I'm sure it's gonna be just fine for a butthole one day. I'm way taller than you and mine is probably around the same size, my ruler says it's 6 inches but I see my body naked, sometimes even erect and I don't see the length it attributes and definitely not the girth, I am the girthlet here. And I'm actually very at peace now for some reason about it, so just remember that when you meet your future boyfrien he will love you for what's in your head and not in your brains. At the end of the end there are probably a lot of straight guys with even smaller penises that are met someone, built families and even made babies.
>>85807448its ok having a set of well defined morals is always in fashion and attractive in older men go getem tiger
>>85807586can i put your little dicks in my mouth i think it would be funny to try and fit both of them at the same time haha
>>85807580i curse the fact that i dropped out of my university psychology main programme years ago now, i could have been cute anon's prostitute/the rapist by now
>>85807616i dont know if i would want a therapist that browses 4chan. maybe a gaybot therapist would be cool, but from the other boards? no, that sounds badand i wouldnt want you to be a prostitute. that seems like a very lonely job.
>>85807580maybe I should hire a prostitute to vent about my work
>>85807601No. Put that down. Put the other anon's in. I'm not pissed about it but I still won't fuck anyone because of it probably ever. I'm much worse than just a small penis. And you should first learn how to fit at least one and not gag and gurgle on it.
I learned about gigolos back in middle school
>>85807631i wonder if thats a thing theyd let you do. i remember browsing a reddit thread about gay dudes doing similiar a few years ago. might be worth a shot
>>85806693Yeah we can hang I'll be going as the bay area butcher (not costume btw)
>>85807629i understand where you're coming from anon, there is nothing for me to be upset about, you're a considerate man and you're great and evaluating the situation since i only possess the knowledge from the outside persepective. as long as i'm not a full fledged professional we can discuss and ponder on this hypothetical long time. i'm sorry. and i'm already lonely, so if i was sexy i wouldn't see a problem with me working at the other job.
>>85807633small penises are one of the cutest and sexiest things to me, like a little flaccid grower is cute but a fully erect small penis is so enticing and arousing i dont know why. im sure more people like me exist and are out there you just have to not be super self conscious about it and ignore the hatersalso i dont gag unless its like 7 inches but thats pretty absurd size wise
>>85807700i dont know about me being considerate or anything of that sort. im just another depressed retard.>and i'm already lonely, so if i was sexy i wouldn't see a problem with me working at the other jobidk, i hear that prostitution is one of those jobs that sort of rots the soul. like it results in depression and drug use and stuff, just to escape how miserable is. i wouldnt wish that on anyone, really. the sex sounds fine, but...i dunno if its worth it.
>>85807693kinda weird that nobody's chopping up the homeless, given the abundance here, or maybe serial killing is an unc hobby now
>>85807701Are you a whore? How do you know what you gag on and not? And yes, I won't fight you on the fact that there are men, GAY men, that are supposed to love men that find smaller penis more enticing, I've read on that and why someone may choose and smaller size for his boyfriend's choice, but ultimately I am the owner of this dick and I don't feel comfortable doing that and thinking about it. Ewwwww, wait that settled in, ewwwww. I wouldn't want to see it third-person view, so I know most won't wanna see it with their own eyes and that makes me uncomfortable, this body doesn't accept itself. And it's a problem for me because if I saw and I sometimes do a guy that is not up to industry's standart I wouldn't mind, it's still nice and sexy and there's more to it that penis and balls, balls are another topic entirely, and anyway I fall in love with face of a person and then his character and then his body. Sometimes the personality is takes first place with time eventually.
>>85807782i used to practice on dildos when i was younger, i grew out of it. sounds like you have more issues to deal with besides ur cute little dick which you should consider thinking about more, it might help
Anon are you okay Are you okay Anon
>>85807840Oh ok, so you are a whore in training. I actually don't find it terrible, I won't lie if I could I would buy one and I've had otehr encouraging me to do it. And no I don't have any problems, I only have solutions, I know what people like and dislike so I know how to behave to not be embarrassed about my body and I know they won't like me or my genital size. This is me on a good day btw.
fuck this thread got weird.
i want to lick your suicidal bussy
i dont fuck dudes who call assholes "bussies".
why not? want me to call it your mussy? is your mussy hairy?
this is why youre a virgin, dawg
i can't help but find depressed dudes sexy, why are you blaming me for trying ho
im not blaming you for trying. im blaming you for being weird and gross. its all a matter of words and how you approach people
>>85807720you're doing fine anon, i expected less grace from you. idk about you but i think you need a good nap, it's getting late and you should rest your eyes a bit. and you were right, i wouldn't do it because i can't and sex doesn't sound foine :(
>>85807983i dont know if i want to sleep yet. maybe i should. it is kind of late. maybe you should sleep too, you might need it.
>>85806112Did I guess ya country, anon?
>>85807910like i said i grew out of it... what are you like on a great day?
id approach you just fine irl just say youre not in the mood we would be eating ice cream and wrapped in a blanket before after and during anyway and holding hands
>>85808020I don't have great day. It's either a good one or a meh one or a bad one, sometimes a terrible one. On a great day I cook and bake and execise and clean my room and the house and clean myself and then I even have a restful sleep sometimes!
>>85807997i do but i don't find that possible at the moment, you should go first. i'll be fine and you got stressed today so i'm lower on the list. love yourself anon
>>85807742You dont know they are not. They might just be getting away with it given how hard it is to track homeless people.
had a dream of having a bf tonight and I knew it was a fantasy, I could sense it was a dream, but I still wanted to cling on it. I woke up and pondered my gay in*el chud condition... it's so brutal.
>>85807513>5'10You are short and small>>85807360Don't you guys take everything literally? Like, are you unable to understand metaphors n shit?If I said "that Information blew my mind" would you think my head literally exploded?
>>85808669bruh you literally a twink. Get on some app
>>85807782>I wouldn't want to see it third-person view, so I know most won't wanna see it with their own eyes and that makes me uncomfortable>I wouldn't want it therefore others wouldn't want itSmartest self hater lmao
>>85808009I thought cuckbot is confirmed canadian
>>85808928I'm not. I was cursed with a below average face and mental illnesses. and getting on the apps might get me a hookup but not a bf.
>>85805810I want a Nakamura bf to protect so much
I will never understand how you can use dating apps. It's such a dehumanizing thing to do. How can you look at so many profiles and doomscroll for a bf lmao. Plus it's fake. That's not a real human being that's just an ad. A pick me application. Back in my day you would meet people organically. I hate the modern world.
>>85809020I hate them too, in fact I use none of them. Alas, us gays, even worse, gaycels, have no established physical spaces to meet unlike straggots. And do not mention gay bars because app culture is based on those
>>85809031I know and that's unfortunate. I wouldn't mention gay bars those are horrible too.
>>85809020not that I'd get a bf back in your days anyways. we gay in*els are cursed.
I LOVE MEN I LOVE I LOVE MEN FUCK I LOVE MALE BODISS, MALE VARIETIES, MALE FEELINGSI WANNA DROWN IN MEN MENNINESS
>>85809020They're increasingly populated by bots now too, afaik studies show that only around 1 in 3 users are actually human.
it never even began.... if only I could go live in the woods so at least I wouldn't be reminded that other people exist...
I know I need a critical, cruel, mercurial boyfriend that will constantly humiliate me to the point where I'd have to question where I should be with him even if this is what I deserves. Guy is so bad even Ethan Klein mogs him ON EVERY FUCKING FRONT, there's really little hope for me.
>>85809843dunno who that is though
no bf to drink 9am mimosas with and get drunk in public sigh
no bf AT ALL
>>85809866this but 12pm>>85809872also this too
>>85809855a very popular jewish YouTuber. Well, he usede to be
Can I be the sober bf who drives your drunk ass home and puts you to bed? I can't stand alcohol.
I don't like alcohol, but sometimes like every month and a half I drink for a week an evening each to cope.
>>85809843who the fuck cares about youtubers?
>>85810025Not me I just heard the news and had to describe the situation, last time I watched him was covid
>>85810045idk, i just feel like theres worse public figures than the average youtuber. he cheated, hes a retard, so what lol. everyone knows the average youtuber is the scum of the earth.
>>85810066You're being too judgemental, I agree do, it's just something that is a topic now. I'm sure I can find another person to associate with
>>85808895its more like i have a really hard time processing sarcasm and teasing quickly or even at all, metaphors make sense mostly especially if its already cached in my mind
>>85810070>You're being too judgementalnot at all. to be a successful youtuber, you have to be 50% jester, 50% salesman. thats just how it is.
>>85808009I thought meow simp was confirmed finnish?
>>85810093do you think you'd take it hard if some guy was to tease your nipple?
>>85809095Meow simp threads getting weird..
I would not be so judgemental It's good to hear that name again after all those years. I went for anon when that run out of too many towns
is it weird that my nipples are not sensitive at all? Like I touch them and I feel basically nothing?
>>85810095There are probably those that do it just for hot takes and for the fun. What do you mean by "successful" also?>>85810131I don't feel anything when I touch my body but those might be head problems
>>85810113if you smooch them yeah probably
Looksmaxxing for my fbf
>>85810149successful in the way that they make make enough money to not have to worry about the average cost of life>There are probably those that do it just for hot takes and for the fun.i think thats how a lot of them start. but yknow. needing a career paired with human greed and all that. i think thats what happened to that mutahar dude. he went from exploring sketchy onion links and reading creepypastas to being a scammer
I was so wrong about fusion, you made me understand
even looksmaxxing can't save me, unless I'm spending like 1M on surgery, risking death and deformations, and live in pain for the best part of a couple of years.I'm barely 20... why couldn't I get this realization later, like when I'll be 60 or something... now it's like knowing the game's over when it has barely started...
I wish I could spend a million on lookmaxxing even if it's not that big amount of money. I will risk death and deformations and transplants and other surgeries, taking mallets to my jaw, gua sha spatulas, lasers, chemical peels, weird peptides, personal trainers, everything to just espace this body and genetics. CRISP even. It's just fucking SUCKS to inherit the bad parts, the unattractive parts, the undeveloped parts of the code and lack out on other factors that shape a man's development. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I am trapped in a Faraday meat cage.
I'm not the biggest AI hater in the world but the sheer amount of obvious AI slop games that come out on steam every day is insane. I mean a ton of shit games come out daily but eversince AI became widespread the quantity increased by tenfold. And obviously those gams suck. You can tell at a glance how poorly the sprites are made and how disassociated from background they are and so on.
>>85810922used to be getting your game onto steam meant it was quality. Greenlight and later early access was the death of it. Now anyone can throw their asset flip or ai slop onto the store and hope to make a few bucks.
>>85809843I don't know who Guy is but Ethan Klein mogs someone? I guess in status he does>>85810066Some youtubers are best humanity has to offer. Cheating is a huge deal.
>>85810093So if someone says "this sauce is too hot my mouth is on fire" you wouldn't bring a fire extinguisher to try and help?
I didn't try to be different ever but I never fit in. Not that I tried, I just knew what my interests are and I don't compromise on doing activities I don't like just to be one of the boys. I do like it when I see others who are like me because that makes me feel like I'm not the only sane person in an insane world. I don't really want to fit in with people I don't like or respect.
dating a boy doesn't fit in because i'm sure he won't fit in there~~~
>>85810950name 3. if you say mister beast, i will laugh
I don't want to join any discord cliques but I feel like the only way to escape my heavy thought is having friends to talk to that spam constantly.
>>85811040Lemmino, mumkey jones in his prime and turkey tom
i want a boyfriend. i don't think i deserve a boyfriend. i hate that i don't know what a boyfriend is at my age. most people have boyfriends. it's gonna be so upsetting and pathetic reaching out now to the only gay i know and talk to rarely to ask what it's like having a boyfriend.
>>85811204>best humanity>2 dramatards and a literally whotopfuckingkek
Le death metal / goregrind from the 90s is peak
>>85811273That tells us a lot about humanity innit
I want a big hug between a lot of guys, like 6 or 7. All hugging together
Hugging while I'm on my knees and they're naked
>>85810964yeah because that just makes sense because i know what they are trying to convey when given an easy to read situation and circumstantial context clues
>>85811400i suppose in a way, yes, it does.
>>85811527What if someone always replied to you quickly, called you to hang out often, laughed at your jokes, listened to you when you needed someone to talk to...would you be able to deduce he liked spending times with you or would you be clueless to that?
Hugging while I'm on my knees and they're naked ass turned to my facet. cuckbot
>>85811454im going to hug you by pinning you to the floor, lifting your legs high and mating pressing you
>>85811610That's not a hug I knew of anon, I don't think you should do this, you can find someone else to hug that way
>>85811642but what if i cuddle you during it and keep telling you that youre being a good boy while i kiss you?
r9gay cucks can't even fantasy about sexual scenarios unless it's them getting cucked in it
My mommy is taking me to eat artichoke at a restaurant
Is R4R on Reddit legit?Im afraid of getting caught in a police sting or something but i want to get my dick wetIts also beneath me to use man ass that isnt a passing troon or femboy
I had my yearly physical this morning. The doctor said that all of my blood-work was perfect, and that I look great. The nurse gave me a flu shot. When they measured my height, I had shrunk by 1cm, to roughly 178. That's like, officially below 6ft... I shrank to 5'11 now. When I was looking at my posture in the mirror later, I realized that I was slouching. Standing up straight with good posture, my chest sticks way out in front of me. It kinda feels like I'm sticking my tits out. It feels slutty. It makes my ass pop too. I'll have to practice more so I don't feel self-conscious about strutting around like a strumpet.
>>85811676Why me tho? I'm not a good boy anon, I'm a terrible ugly old boy. Please don't touch me
>>85811714Le disgusting creature con mucho ewww
Common misconception is that if you like twinks you also like effeminate crossdressing sissies when it couldn't be further from the truth. Femboys are completely different and not boyish or trying to be. Softer guys without bodyhair yet still boyish and not trying to be women are the sweet spot of leak human sexuality.
>>85811685No that's just meow simp. There's not really any cucks here besides him and meow
>>85811579see these are the things i dont think about because i have autism. in the past ive had this stuff happen to me and the pure instinctual thought was never about whether they liked to spend time with me or liked me or not to me it was just another thing that happens, its hard to explain but the short answer is no unless its was so blatant or i felt the same way
Is it bad I have a crush on an ftm and wanna make him more masculine? He's malebrained and as autistic as me.
you should fuck off away from here if you have crush on a woman, especially one that is mentally ill and ugly
we dont take kindly to pooners around here
>ftm>him>crushRetarded binigger subhuman
Having long hair basically means you're gonna find some in your butt when you wash ahss.
bro thinks he's getting railed just because he has long hair :skull:
I'm not getting railed by anything and I don't look forward to, I'm just tired of being forced of this hairstyle.
Where the poop at?
>>85807763Cuckbot is looking for new fap material, anon >>85807788 calls him out for being a porn addicted loser lol
>>85812118whats so bad about sniffing a womans butthole
>>85812243this shit is filled up with the filthiest bacteria existent, straggot nigger.
>>85805810>what is your favorite thing about the 90s?Ehhh I dunno but I've been listening to 90s second wave emo recently which is pretty cool stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxp-OgkQtQ
>>85812261i dont think thats true actually
>>85812295i think it's true that you're retarded cuck
>>85812384im not a cuck THAT is disgusting
When I'm really bored I really want to learn something new but at the end of the day it all just seems kind of pointless. I could learn a new language but I would have no use of that since I already struggle with talking to people in person using English my native language, I've also thought about learning programming but there's no real end goal there that I'm interested in, I'd like to learn to draw but sucking at it for years on end only to eventually become somewhat okay at it kills all motivation.
English is my second language we could trade languages and learn something new together and I also wanna start drawing on the most basic of level but let's be honest even if we were to end up a house away from each other one day you'll never let me study your language as in your tongue and I will never have anyone ever in my life
im turning 21 next year. I'm watching myself become an old chudcel fag b and it hurts a lot. I see guys my age having friends, and some having boyfriends and always smiling. I'm not allowed to have that though. it is not ok for someone like me to wish those things. it doesn't work. itd people uncomfortable if I did, not that I'd obtain them anyways. it'd turn me from marginalized to marginalized and scorned.I can only try to shut my eyes and focus my mind on something else, and try to suppress these wishes, but it hurts, and time is running out.wat nou
>>85812627I'm really sorry to hear that anon. I hope you will go into your older life well. 21 is really big age. I have nothing else to say, I hope you'll be fine and smart and get what you want and it will just happen for you one day, unc.
>>85810922im the biggest AI hater in the world and i guess i should be grateful i have no money so i have no reason to check the steam store at all lmaounrelated, but i have been documenting some horribly generated galactic frontier ads [sometimes known as "galactic frontware"]however, i got this for some reason rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PEVLznNmnQflay all monkeys at ai typewriters alive
oh my fucking god bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLTkhLza5Rsanyways
I haven't eaten today at all. Never even felt hungry. Which is odd for my fat neet ass. having restless legs again too, on top of the normal pain/numbeness.
Today feels really weird like it should be earlier and later at the same time. And that I feel like I have something I absolutely need to be doing but I don't know what it is so I'm probably just going to go to sleep that way it can be over soon
>>85813467for me I'm noticing the days are much shorter than they used to be and throwing off my internal clock. I used to wake up when the sun was already up but now its still dark. Same with getting dark early. ironically enough i tend to get seasonal depression without enough sunlight.
damn we dead again, is everyone out with their hookups on a friday night or what?
>>85814142something tells me your name is Lucy
goodnight r0gay
Starting to think I have something undiagnosedI can't really remember anything from my childhood and when I try to it makes me upsetAll I know is that I never got raped though.
i love golden retriever puppies. theyre so cute. im not an animal person at all, theyre a lot of responsibility. but the cuteness of gold retriever pups and the way adult retrievers are so sweet make me so happy
>>85812674I am not unc I am not unc yet I am not unc yet
Cleaned my room and the house a bit. Found an old PS3 controller and bought RE3 nemesis on sale yesterday. I should probably game to calm my nerves tomorrow, am probably just gonna eat my microwaved pizza slices and go to sleep to some asmr or something. how does it feel when you're alone and you're cold inside
>>85814456>I can't really remember anything from my childhood and when I try to it makes me upsetim like this but i did get raped though
>>85805810so who tops
I wonder if with age you find the cold harder to bear, i keep being freezing at the moment and its only barely under 10 i would have never been this weak in the past.
>>85815248me 8)
I saw a cute cat today :3
>>85814456SameEverything before graduating high school is blankSome stuff after too
>>85815397can I be your (not cute) cat anyon?
>>85815867depends, can you nap on top of a garden trellis and bask in the sun? the cute cat did that
>>85815845I always thought it was normal to not remember 90% of your life. It's all just a sea of awful shit with precious few brief moments of respite. Like when you're a kid and you count down the seconds for months and months until you can finally get a new game or see a movie or something and finally have your first good day of the year. Every day is the same and it's always awful and I only wish for it to be over. But those days ARE my life.
I remember a lot of my childhood/teenage years, in cringe detail as I was a sperglord.
oh i hope he will be i sperg when i meet him, a literal dork, a sperg, a fool and he's like me and i like him back and we we we do a thing that people that like each do on dates
i changed my mind i'm too ugly for a relationship i'll never get my scotthewoz type bf
I decided to classify addiction into two categories: low iq and high iq addiction. Low iq addiction would be things like gambling, smoking, drugs and maybe alcohol, where there aren't many benefits but a lot of downside (cigars don't have a taste, they smell bad, they don't fulfill you in any way and they give you cancer lol).High iq addictions would be things like binging/consooming, excessive eating (consooming to escape the reality of shitty world we live in is actually good)This is my contribution to social sciences You're welcome
>Low iq addiction would be things like smokingI'm pretty much sure my IQ is at least somewhat three-digits unlike yours>cigars don't have a taste, they don't fulfill you in any wayTard>they smell bad and they give you cancer lol)Good, even more reasons to smoke>You're welcomeAnd you're not.
>>85816431not only are you incorrect in saying cigars arent fulfilling (nicotine is a neurostimulant, producing a calming effect) and dont have a taste, you are also retarded for thinking that having no control over being a fatfuck is "high iq" and that its good to consume things excessively. i hope to see your messy, hilarious death on watchpeopledie or ync.
can we not hate on fatfucks too much? i already know it's unconventionally unbeautiful. i'll fix it one day, i just don't want to eat when i'm angry, if only i did that long ago. and i'm sorry that you can eat a lot and don't get fat and i don't...
theres no hate here as long as you dont try to dress up your excess eating as some mega-mind gigabrain thing instead of just really liking food. chubby boys are cute, i just REALLY hate psuedo-intellectuals
please don't lie. i got my answer in the first reply. i'm okay with it, you don't have to like everyone.
if youre going to make assumptions for things based on what you think ive said vs what ive actually said, then thats why youre not attractive rather than being fat. noone likes insecurity.
i'm not attractive for many reason. thank you for acknowledging that finally.
i think its mostly your pussy ass attitude mostly, if im being honest. you give off eternal victim vibes. like you come across as the type of person whos constantly looking for the smallest thing to be offended over or victimize yourself over. your physical appearance probably plays a factor, but the minute you start this retarded behavior, everyone just loses interest, and its for the best because people like you are genuinely untrustworthy. youll make mountains out of molehills.THATS why youre nasty. not the fact youre a little chubster, but because youre a BITCH.
>>85817052NTA but you don't seem that pleasant of a person either honestly
>>85817052TA but you're both right and wrong at the same time and it's so easy to get a raise out of you i might start thinking you're somehow thinking you're the victim here if you take it that seriously. saying that... you look just like someone i was always looking for. crass and honest and an active talker...
>gay is into borderline abusive bfcolor me surprised. No different than girls
i'm not into abusive guys. i just think it's someone who can talk and discuss thing while you're gonna be a bitch and the closest you'll get to a relationship is talking behind the back of existing happy couple on the sidelines. besides, to you really think i can and deserve someone else? i know what i need and can have
>>85817179nah you're right man, if that's what makes u happy
>>85817186thank you anony i hope you're gonna find the man you're looking for that will fit your needs and will kiss you and tell your passionate tender things you need to her daily and will totally make your heart flatter :)
i don't understand how people can be mean to each other. I just can't be mean to anyone.
>>85817212unironically same, I am pretty imperfectly empathetic, but I'd love to be ruthless to douchebags and psychopaths, the world doesn't put genuinely bad people in their place enough and takes it all on bitter people As for why people are mean: frustration, projected helplessness, you know, like when your parents beat you up when they're having a really hard time? Others are just terrible people
>>85817308>>85817212also sadism. I don't know how that's called but there's something in nature about animals liking to toy and hurt the weaker ones, not for food, just because they find it amusing or weakness pisses them off. Maybe it's a cruel mechanism nature made
>>85817086>>85817143i dont give a shit. did not ask. get lost, fatty and retard.
the duality of gay men
i just learned that my dads piece of shit family recorded his memorial service and uploaded it to my aunts onlyfans riddled tiktok account. im not really sure how to feel, but it isnt good.
what the absolute fuck, who would even think to do that? I am completely out of touch with the world.
>>85809086>>85809031Why are gay bars so bad? (I've never been to one)
>>85817439i dont know. im not surprised. they werent good people. most of the men in the family were either murderers (one is in prison for literally cutting his wifes boyfriend up with an axe) or hardcore pedophiles. the women all either didnt care about the pedophilia or outright covered it up. this isnt surprisingly, but i am disgusted beyond words.
>>85817444they were the grindr before grindr, (or maybe that was cruising, idk) basically you'd go to one hoping to hookup there.
>>85817444me neither, but I'm considering one just to hopefully have at least some segs experience before turning 21.I'm guessing there's lots of aids in there.
>>85817479Wouldn't it be better to use an app then? It would probably be less risky and you can ask for a test.
Why go for hookup? use an dating app not a hookup app and find a bf. even if it isn't serious it has to be better than some rando.
>>85817492Not that anon, but I'm scared of any interaction. I'm 29 now and I don't know what dating is like. A hookup seems "safer" and tempting in a sense that the purpose is clear and there is an end to the relation. Meanwhile if you date someone you are looking for love, and I don't know what is that.
There's a lot of jobs that will hire very gay men like you could tell they are so I wonder if it's illegal to misrepresent myself like if I apply for a job and get an interview at one of these places to use gay voice until I'm hired
>>85817531No, they can't ask your orientation. Just don't hit on the office women and break the illusion straightoid.
I love good hearted men and my numb heart always starts to flourish when I see a man acting with a pure heart
>>85817349ok will do. sorry anon, i didn't expect it to be such a sensitive subject to you. you're cute and cool and good.
>>85817625Not straight I'm just not the type of gay guy that you can spot from 100 miles away because of how much I sparkle and glitter and instead the type that unless I tell you I like guys you'd never know so I don't get the privileges that super in your face ones get but I also didn't get beaten up for it either so you win some you lose some
>>85817879I could fix you. But I'm too lazy and drained
I am that type of a gay guy. I love sparkles, I love glitter, I love dyeing my hair and coloring my nails, I love prancing and twirling and looking more put together than a usual man would be. All guys at the gym know I'm gay.
>>85817927thanks for your service to the cosmetic industry King
I'm both King and Queen
>>85817944Sure ofc. Do you like pink or darker holes? Should I go for a bleaching treatment? I also want hair extentions.
>>85817921you don't need to and you can't, there's nothing left to fix but i appreciate it anon, the guy that is looking to get his fix probably deserve someone like you rn
bf who rapes and chokes me????
bf who makes love with and cuddles me????
bf to fight the system with and rule over the new world
bf to fight twith and rule over
Maybe the reason bottoms only want tops with 8 inch dicks minimum is that when you bottom your butt takes up so much space that only like 70% of your cock actually makes it inside?
>>85818551Are bottoms really that picky?
>>85818561Yes they will look at your dick pics and call them ugly and repulsive and if it's anything under 8 inches.
>>85818551You have to assume that you have balls that go in the way of penetrating and that some of the dick is bone pressed when measure so there's nothing from if I want at least 6 inches in my butt (real size 9+)
>>85818580Damn. That's harsh. I can't believe all bottoms are like that.
>>85805810i havent posted here in years and years really and its really depressing to me that all the posts are literally the exact same but maybe a little worseistg some of these posts couldve been made in 2019, idk if thats a testament to how similar autists are or a statement on how toxic the gay community is with either trooning out in your mid 20s or grooming barely 18 year olds and spitting them back out at 24 ready to groom the next genreally u hate to see it
Today is a hard decision do I make a cake (chocolate fudge I think is what mix I bought), or do I do laundry because the machine is broken so I have to do it manually therefore it's not a quick and simple process letting me do both
I wish I could make a chocolate fudge mess with you
Should I get a pizza out tonight? Its the first time in weeks and I can actually eat it now too.
>>85818880Have you been a good boy and eaten your vegetables, big guy?
>>85819016no... but I can finally eat anything now that my tooth extraction site has healed.
Wake up old man. Can't you hear the thunder? It's time
SEX HAVERS WILL NOT REPLACE US
>I'm so high iq I rage at 4chan posts>>85816860I can tell you're low iq just by seeing your post is in lowercaseI should've clarified that while it's true they have a calming effect you can get that same effect without any of the downsides in so many other ways that you have to be really, really dumb to be a smoker.Being a fat fuck because you like tasty food would be smarter because at least you're eating tasty food so you get something out of it. Needles to say you don't have to get fat from doing that especially in this day and age. Consooming things excessively is better than working yourself to death because at least it's a fun way to fill your day.>i hope to see your messy, hilarious death on watchpeopledie or yncI will outlive you and my life will be much better than yours in every single way you sad little man
>>85815248nakamura is a submissive service top 100%
>I can tell you're low iq just by seeing your post is in lowercase>Needles to say>esl
stop arguing and kiss each other already
>>85819129*farts in your face, giving you pink eye*
service top and service bottom should not be a thing. ofc you should want your partner to have the best time possible. Both parties should be sucking dick too.
>>85819168Do it again I dare you retard
>erm he speaks more languages than me therefore he's dumb or something also I don't know what needless to say meansOk retard
i speak even more languages than you but i'd never make a mistake that dumb ever
it's literally basic fucking human langauge o algo
Multilingual gaycels getting to know each other's tongues in a private warm romantic setting.
>>85819173Why not? What's wrong with wanting the other person having a good time? And I'm fine not getting my dick sucked.
I speak even more languages that low iq lowercase anon but I never made any mistakes
>>85819339I was saying what is a service top/bottom should be the norm and anyone who isn't should be considered a shitty lover/bf. Fine if you don't want your dick sucked, but some bottoms do.
>>85819355Oh, I mistook you completely. Sorry. Now your previous take seems a lot more reasonable. So you are complaining about selfish lovers, right?And I just said that I would be fine, not that I would be against my partner wants to.
>>85819129>you like tasty food would be smarter because at least you're eating tasty food so you get something out of itfeels like a mirage reading this in a gay space like this one
>>85819207*farts in your face, give you double pink eye*
oh ok, then i speak even more! languages than you, i know all of them and i never make any mistakes
pretty gays don't fart, everybody knows that
>>85819436Smells fine, now sit on my face whore and take everything off
I'm getting a pizza and always was. haha another fat neet pizza.
Fart fetishist are low iq if anyone was wondering. I'm going to make a iq chart of fetishes too at some point. I'm feeling very academic this year.
It's pretty funny when mutts make fun of anyones accent when they can't say a single sentence in another language and look like drooling retards when they actually try
I'd be a service top but a selfish bottom
>>85819537>I'm going to make a iq chart of fetishes too at some point.I would be interested on seeing that. Sounds fun
>>85819562What happens if you find a service bottom?
One of my pet peeves is saying young after your age>tfw 40 years "young"I'm dying of cringe
>>85819593My god... some people are really in denial. You have to accept that you are no longer young after 24.
I am 36 years and I feel like a 50 something from the neglect i have done to my body.
>>85819593They deserve to be crucified
my future bf will be chosen based on which his favorite koopaling is
>>85819750don't know their names or personalities but I like the bottom right.
>>85819765He's the smartest one named after Beethoven
>>85819459i wouldnt touch anyone from this board if they paid me.
I saw the cute cat again today :3
>>85820285what kind of kitty was it? I hope it isn't a feral cat, all kitties deserve loving homes.
>>85820363it's a normal looking tabby catno collar so maybe it lives outside
>>85820580orange or gray/brown? Short hair or long hair? I lost two of my gray tabbies this year, I miss them a lot.
>>85820599idk nigga, it's cat-shaped...it's a cat, why complicate things?
>>85820654I just wanted to know. and I asking for the coat color isn't that big of a deal.
my cat is orange w/ light orange but some of his hairs are turning black
orange kitties are so cute but they have a reputation for being dumb. I had an orange as a kid but I remember him as being very smart.
My cat is black with just the tips of her ears being white. She does have a few white hairs randomly about her though maybe 5 of them total (not on her ears)
of my 6 remaing cats I have3 black cats (2 with some brown, 1 pure black)1 tabbyand 2 half white-half tabbies. I lost my tortie and two of my tabbies earlier this year. I miss them.
>>85820929wlil you replace those cades?
>>85820944No. 9 was way too many. mom agreed on that even before she passed away. if I'm still able to take care of cats when all of them are gone I will probably get 1-2 new cats and that's it.
>>85820982so you took over the same house?is your dad still around?
>no faggot in my bed to cuddle with and give goodnight kisses to:(
>>85821023he died when I was 5. I have no family left at all besides some 2nd-3rd cousins I don't even know. As for the house, yes I inherited it.
>>85821033how old r u? origin bypass
>>8582105936, I've been here in this thread for a long time and on 4chan in general since I was 15 in 2005. I'm a certified old fuck.
>>85821071holy oldfag. do you have any advice for 22 year old youngfags
>>85821101maybe don't waste your life here, go out and enjoy it while you can? I'm also a khhv fat neet neckbeard. basically a total failure at life.
>>85821071Same, dude. I need a gayboy to cuddle with.
>>85821201Replied to the wrong post whoops>>85821032
>>85821101Anybody on /r9k/ can only tell you what not to do. It's not a good place for life advice.
One time when I was talking to a bottom I made fun of his childhood cat dying by getting run over by a car and made him cry. He doesn't speak to me anymore.
>>85818618>years and yearswelcome back... [hits the "what a sad state of affairs" pose
>>85820905he isnt dumb he just eats crayons and flips off the walls. really tho. he is also obsessed with eating plastic, paper, cardboard, yarn, canvas, pears, zucchini>>85820913i had a cat kinda like that but she also had a white belly. really fluffy cat
what are my /r9gay/ opinions on me being 2 years fully sober
did laundry and showered after being a bit depressed and not washing for a few days. I'm letting my stubble grow out a bit so I have an easier time shaving it off for when I go to work in a few days. In other news I bought a lego link if anyone wants to see >>85821833Very good. I cannot stand alcoholics
>>85821833very good, i'm sober as well. now that i'm sober, i can feel my power growing even stronger!
>>85806693i'm married And Im 33>can I come still
I haven't posted here in years, but yep, still gay. It really doesn't go away does it?
I just need to lose 50 lbsThen I can be a real person again
>>85821071that this place hasn't hardened you like it did to others says something good about you in my opinion
>>85821910you mean like one of those little lego fellas or a lego creation>>85821923good, good. i feel a little stronger too but not nearly strong enough
>>85806693>got rid of the china banksmore like gay area tbqh
>>85822168a lego fella
>>85822202wha why is he angry
>>85822034nah you are just lucky. i stopped posting here for a week and i havent been gay since
freaky how there are multiple posts saying theyve returned after years because thats what i did too. is something happening?
>>85822018if you want 2, ofc you can>marriedawh :)
I thought i told you to turn that thing offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP3W-E0OamU
ideal gaybot couple
>>85822305maybe it's a migration cycle for gaybot breeding season
>>85822582but im not breeding or trying to breeding
>>85822352Gangbang at the bay
>>85822706where at? I'll bring beers
>>85805810circuit parties and rave culture
So basically this is me... be nice please
>>85821211Well, that's also advice. So what should someone not do?
>>85823499cute. would headpat and give carrots
>>85823666Thank you. I'm finally having a relaxing morning after being busy all week and it's soo cozy in bed. I don't need stuffies I AM the stuffy.
>>85823499So cool... You must be so powerful...
>>85823544After thinking it over a bit the only good advice I've got is just to stay optimistic. I've seen bigger nerds than me do a whole lot better than me through the power of optimism.
I almost didn't do it chat. My seitengokuwmon was getting hungry, losing strength and p***ing way too quick. I knew something was wrong and he wants evolving so I figured I should beat all quests today or he will die soon. I only beat quest 6/10 (I didn't even know how many there were or else I'd do it quicker and not farm win percentage by beating quest 1-3 over and over). It's not like I wasnt playing this thing all day throughout the day it's just that I didn't clear quests I needed to in time. So it was hard and I died a lot and ruined my win percentage but ultimately I beat F quest and got my final form. This thing was so easy and fun to play with until yesterday night I guess that's when I started panicking when he was getting hungry fast. Anyway I don't like this final form I want my monke back :(
>>85823972Had to look it up but Gokuwmon really does look a lot cooler and your ass got shafted with this boring ass buddhist
>>85824014Yeah he's cooler than his next form seitengokuwmon. His previous form is nice too but you're right. I did get the short end of the evolution stick.
I need to rein in my fast food again or I'm back to my old habits, got a burger and fries out just because I can eat it finally after two+weeks of dental pain.
manhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pFQXR5n7i0I
I need to move and do some exercise and I will because I'm not a little lazy bitch
>>85824236I would pick up weightlifting again real quick if I had even the prospect of a bfAs is I'm right here with you doin fuck all
Cardio is the best really, get those nice big thighs.
>>85824262I already got big thighs naturally. Cardio probably just gives you a muscle butt
I don't need to work out very much anymore because I'm already perfectly fit and healthy, which I appreciate for its own sake even though it's not doing anything to help me find a partner (I'm autistic and socially avoidant)
>>85823745cute. i wish i could join you and snuggle you tbdesu. being cozy in bed and just relaxing sounds divine after the week ive had (and the busy week youve had)
>>85824382One day you won't be. I used to be young, healthy and decently fit and now I'm old, fat and out of shape. Simply going to the gym a few times a month would have helped me drastically.
>>85824382You seem like a nice guy though. It's difficult to believe you wouldn't find someone eventually, autism or no.
>>85824414You can start going at any point. Go a couple of times per week and do your best and you'll be reasonably in shape by next year.
>>85824476I'm really fat and also very shy. I overheat very rapidly and I'm scared I'd just make an idiot out of myself.
>>85824487I think most people are supportive or neutral about fat people at the gym. There's assholes probably but most people there are nicer or at least more polite than to think negatively of it. I've never had issues with assholes at the gym but I'm not fat. You'll probably get some glances at worst.If you're really fat and it's kinda too scary you can probably do a lot with bodyweight exercises at home as well. The fatter you are the further you can go with bodyweight exercises I reckon.
>>85824523I do have a pedal set I use sometimes but realistically it doesn't do very much. I don't want to order much home equipment because I don't have anywhere to put it.
>>85824544Try squats and push ups and stuff like that and turn it into a strict routine. Like every two days. Keep records of how many repetitions you did in a day and try to raise it over time. You don't need no equipment when you've already got enough weight packed on to exercise with. If you get into it you could consider a dumbbell as well since that doesn't take up much space. I feel like that should be enough to get you reasonable into shape.
>>85824569squats maybe but I'm not getting down on the ground right now because I might not be able to get myself back up. I am that fat and have basically no arm strength.
>>85824668you should tho. get down story. and shake that farter bby
Just saw a masc masc couple walking around holding hands. How the hell do they find each other? I guess one could be retarded and they have to hold hands with a friend or family so they don't get lost
I hate that all men get to have tall statures, hot bodies, masculine proportions, big cocks balls, beards and attitude and success in life and I don't get shit lol
Lose my way and fall again
>>85825298people always say im tall but everyone else i know is about the same height as me
Face fucking is such an odd thing. I would not want to do it or have it done to me. I would be afraid of choking my bf or being choked in return.
I want to be face-fucked until I vomit on it and pass out from the lack of oxygen
>>85825314how big is your choking penis?
why am i getting 3 voting texts a day
>tfw no bf to choke me for fun
i'll choke you for my fun but not with my tinee weenie
why the fuck is BC a conservative province now, what the Hell
>>85825464you get what you deservei won
even your right wing is more left than our left wing, if we can tolerate trump for 4 years you can deal with conservatives in one province.
>>85825504>for 4 years
we need trump for another 15 years. nay, another 30. we need abolish any restrictions on the limitation of terms so trump can be the god emperor for as long as he lives.
>>85825517his first term was manageable, and he'll be a lame duck after the midterms anyway.
yeah yeah, another eleventy-gorillion to israel
>>85825529yes, unironically. i actually do like that we fund them. dont be a bitch and reply without backquoting
another twenty shekels to your good boyim account
with my doge savings, tariff refund and 5000 dollar checks when they win the midterms I'll have enough money to get a bf! Thanks trump. What's that? Oh I fell for it again, didn't I?
>>85825521weve already had it for 30 years and we will get it again
i need a strong buff tall fit blonde too republican/right wing boyfriendt. basedboy weak liberal fat retared barely xy chromosonal left wing boy
>too scared to backquotewhen the idf comes for the inferior subhumans, i will point them to you>>85825559thank god for that.
the 5k check would unironically get me a boyfriend but it's not gonna happen lol
I don't think anyone would want to be around you for evn 5k upfront
>>85825552desu the only thing Trump has done so far that disappointed me was the nukebait. when i saw the israel news coverage leading up to that i had hope it was actually going to happen>>85825569unironically
>>85825587you ashkenazis are always so fucking rude nigga.
>>85825587i dont ironypost about politics. so yes. unironically. i would rather my tax money go to israel than to some rich snotty boomer or some retard genetic deadend on disability.
>this thread is comprised of jews arguing with each other
>>85825611>he thinks its anything else at any other point in timethis is a jewish site, retard
Where's my jewish bf then? I wouldn't mind at all.
>>85825621brad is right there buddy
I really want the simpsons jack in the box slop meal for some reason today
Brad would spend his 5k on transformers and legos.
>>85825625He said bf, not "boring brown one note autistic ugly bishit tranny that fucks other trannies for drugs".
>>85825646only the first 6 are true, stop projecting... >>85825644I've been buying action figures as of late.
israel is just another fort on the frontier, the next filibuster, an extension of the great white fleet tbqh but because its >modern time we dont have any cool guys like kitt carson or walker or mcarthur or evans. sigh.....
I would spend $5K on a desktop pc, and a new couchprobably some pizza and wine, too
can I get a robot bf yet
>>85825674>16GB RAMthat might be enough to impress a non-verbal gaybot, from a bit before 2016, maybe
>>85825662Stop breathing and gross and retarded
16 is the new 32, ram is expensive. I built mine before the prices spiked.
>>85825685I'm trying to get another stick when I get paid. Fuck you nigger.
>>85825720>Fuck yousorry, you'll have to wait until you've got more RAM before I consider it
The storyputer is an 9600x, 32 gig ram and an rx 6750XT. Actually kinda overkill since I don't play crazy graphical titles any more.
i....i don't own a computer
you can literally buy a prebuilt with 32GB of RAM for around $2K (on sale, admittedly)what, do you all make minimum wage or something?
>>85825754 built my pc for 600 bucks THOUGH
>>85825764I've had benders that cost more than that, anon
You don't know what it's like to be a jew neet that collects government checks
>>85825621you dont deserve a boyfriend. thats why you dont have one.
>>85825750>>85825754you can buy a pc at costco and refund it after a month
>>85825778One was promised to me 3000 years ago, though.
>>85825785if you can earn it. fat, smelly, unkempt boys dont deserve boyfriends though
brehs i dont want to take a shower and go to the store but i need something to cook and eat
>fat, smelly, unkempt boysWell that's me
>tfw skinny and well kempt but smelly naturallyIt's over
>>85825799thats why you dont have a boyfriend then, tubs
>>85825803youll find more love as a stinky boy than fat one that has facial hair and hair like the geico caveman
pretty sure fat smelly guys are the main ones getting bfs. skinny guys all have gfs
>>85825805That's still not fair. Other fat smelly unkempt boy have boyfriend, had boyfriends, will have boyfriend but not me? That's unfair
>>85825820i dont give a goddamn what a fatfuck thinks is or isnt fair. HIT THE GYM, FATSO!
Back to skillet pasta meal tonight, gotta break the eating out habit. Will be good to have after not having it for a couple weeks.
be honest storyanon have you ever eaten cat food
>>85825825Do you have to be mean to me? I can't go to the gym
hey I'm 6'3" and 150lbs is that anything
>>85825836No, why would I do that? I still have money to waste on high quality fast food slop.
>>85825837>have to be meanno. but it is vaguely entertaining for me. but ill stop because its not that funny and i feel kinda bad>cant go to the gymwhy? car trouble? social anxiety? second is the one that gets me a lot.
>>85825843i'm the same height and weight wanna go on a date
>>85825854unironically yesbut you probably live in like Alaska so nvm
>>85825865>alaskaI wish. California is too expensive for me...
>>85825853You can continue if you want, I don't mind, I was just asking whether you feel like you need to do it. I can't go there because only pretty guys go there and I'm a disgusting man that doesn't know what to do in here and don't want to look out of place
>>85825872Alaska is even more expensive unless you live in anchorage, they have to fly everything in.
>>85825877Juneau forgotten once again
storyanon are you playing the new wowcraft with all the other big streamers
>>85825895I will be, I'm actually kinda hype for it. I didn't play the beta but I have seen some of the videos on youtube. I'll probably burn out after a couple months like I did with classic but I'll give it a try.
>>85825876>You can continue if you want, I don't mind,nah, because its not fun if the other person doesnt fight back. im an asshole, but i dont like being a bully>I can't go there because only pretty guys go there and I'm a disgusting man that doesn't know what to do in here and don't want to look out of placethis is why it took me so long to start working out. i ended up just doing bodyweight stuff at home (squats, etc) and reading up/watching how to do stuff on youtube before i started going. its a shitty feeling to go in self-concious and not knowing what to do. maybe you could start small, like make your own weights at home? i got gallon jugs of water to make basic weights (1gal=8lbs, 2=16) and doing basic cardio (jogging, walking) helped a lot to lose weight, actually. the hardest part is the self control around food. i still struggle HEAVILY with that, so i have no advice.and honestly even if you dont lose weight, youll find someone. lots of boys do actually like a bigger guy (hence why "bear" is a term). dont put too much stock in what people think of how you look unless its told to you by a medial professional in regards to your heatlh.
>>85825904are you playing pvp
>>85825923I played pve in OG wow and pvp in classic, didn't like the pvp server all that much. Don't know what I'll go yet.
>>85825314Can I as a top be violently face fucked by a bottom twink with a 6 incher pls?
I hashtag will find love this year. How? I dont know but i hashtag will do it.
>>85826272unironically just be fruity as hell at work and start posting thirst traps on socials, you'll have a bf for christmas
>>85825777I'll never know what it's like to have cutie feet on my face
Nothing is more annoying than when someone asks a question, you reply and then receive nothing back.
I think having shards of glass under your fingernails would be pretty annoying...
>yeah bro im a centrist/moderate/classical liberal cuz like both sides are bad o algo>yeah bro trump might be a rapist pedophile conman but like.. kamala has a weird laugh o algo>*always shits on democrats, never criticizes republicans*These are the retards that corporate democrats always bend over backwards for.
I wanna brutally beat leftist idiots non sexually
I'm a leftist idiot, and wouldn't mind being brutally beaten sexually...
Anyone wanna play mario kart
shut up 3ds no one likes you
>>85824262>>85824280I do cardio to stay slim...
>>85826336pedophilia doesnt exist. its a lie told by big psychology to sell more therapy
Not to brag but i just did like 4 push ups and 10 sit ups, so i win. Also jesus sit ups hurt when you have a bony arse my god.
excuse me pederasty is gay culture. for the longest time that was gay relationships.
>>85826318sorry i had to go to the store and my mobile ip was banned by pedophiles
>>85826546Lies don't exist. You should just nod your head and believe everything people tell you like a good boy.
>>85826568i wish i could be called a good boy for real, instead of sarcastically
>>85825736>tfw you can't get a bf because you're a RAMletIt's so over
>>85826571That makes you a very, very good boy.
I'm a big fan of jerking my cock......to illustrations of......
>>85826586nah, magics not there if i have to prompt it. itll never happen naturally and ive mostly made my piece with itthats why i post shitty bait, because im a lonely loser
you guys ever use a vibrator? like, right under the head, against the frenelumthat and a dildo at the same time is fucking amazing
>>85826600Yeah iktf*sigh*
>>85826602This is genuinely better than stroking it normally
>>85825876Some of the ugliest men I ever seen have been at the gym. Oldest too.
>>85826615it is what it is.threads dyin soon. 502nd post. we gotta move on
>>85826602I never used or will use sex toys of any kind and my fbf will do the same
>>85826627How many brothers fell victim to the streets?Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a Heaven for a GBe a lie if I told you that I never thought of deathMy niggas, we the last ones left, but life goes on
>>85825905>its not fun if the other person doesnt fight back. im an asshole, but i dont like being a bullyYou stole my whole personality fuck you bitch
>>85826652ill fuck your ass, you shitgobbling, pissdrinking, skirt wearing fucker. come here, it is time to make love, faggot
Threads not dying soon enough. Why are you faggots still alive?
because im too cool to die
>>85826665I'm not any of those so may be disappointed >ill fuck your assNot if I fuck your first whore
>>85826702thats it, were going to sixty nine and then im going to make you a nice dinner, bitch. im going to make you feel love and cherished, you piece of shit
>tfw no twink bf to worship his feet or dick
giving thick peened big daddy story head while he lvls a shaman
>>85826712Thanks slut I would love to eat the dinner you made after swallowing your your cum I'm going to make you feel even more loved than you made me feel just to own you. I'll even cuddle you and tell you how you did a great job
Oh who am I kidding my big fat storypenis is made for r9k boys
>>85826634it's 2026, how are you still a prude?
>>85826745storyanon wouldnt level a shaman thats disgusting
>>85826769alright, mean banter aside, that does sound very nice.
>>85825905Ok, if you think you're the asshole here I won't stop you from doing what you think you should. And I have weights and dumbells and other cool stuff and had a streak of losing weight before and I'm great at fasting but I simply don't wanna exercise, it doesn't bring joy to me that all fit and jacked guys talk about, I understand where they're coming from and there is some euphoria when you're done moving body or lifting stuff but up until then there's no joy that I experience with it. And I don't like your last part because that's not the truth and the truth is that there's very few people that are fine with it. But there is certain beauty of a hard diet, I'm no longer built for those but I remember what it's like to be couple sizes lighter after couple months of control
>>85826835No no no you can't say that if you're not mean I feel bad and can't be mean back and that's unfair you're taking my power away from me you should know this
>>85826801I was warrior in OG wow (dwarf) and a pally in classic (human) I was thinking about going horde this time, maybe a hunter and getting a cat pet. Would probably go orc or tauren.
Can I get a button to press to nuke these self hating pathetic losers already? Get a hobby that isn't your waah waah I hate myself I'll die alone routine
troon is mad again for some reason, must be her upsetting life and brick for a face that made the bitch type that out.
>>85826882good call. just never play caster in classic its the most boring unfun shite in the world
>>85826926pally leveling in classic was ungodly boring and In only chose it for the free mount at 40. I played a mage TBC/early wotk and then a priest in wotlk and I don't remember it being that boring to level but by then a lot of changes had been made. I also might go priest again to be a little healslut.
>>85826892>goes to board known for harboring selfhating losers>"OMG WHY ARE THERE SELFHATING LOSERS HERE?!"id dox you if i could, just because youre such a moron
Now that I think about it even if I had millions I still wouldn't buy every single thing I feel like getting. That also feels wrong to spend money without a care in world think I'd always consider how much I need something and if it's worth the price. I guess I'm just not a greedy bugger.
>>85826955I go to a board for virgin outcast neets and that doesn't mean you have to hate yourself you stupid sensitive man
>>85826972thats not what this board has ever been known for. what you just describe is what 4chan ITSELF is known for, troglodyte. r9k has been the self-hate, misogyny board for like 12 years now.
>>85826949yeah paladin and shaman were just bad and unfinished. casters are still boring in tbc but wotlk fixed a lot of it. also mana is lamei played priest when i was a kid not sure how i even liked the game, but you are impossible to kill 1v1 and can mind control people off boats and stuff so thats fun
>>85827057By the time I was leveling priest we had dual spec so I could solo shadow and then switch to holy for heals and we had dungeon finder which for all its faults took a lot of time out of finding a group which is always what I struggled with.
>>85826991Funny how a board made to express creativity became a board for copy pasted self cucking negative iq bugmen like you
>>85827175>"made to express creativity">not an interest related boarddont you have some kids to groom instead of being willfully retarded?
>>85827208>off topic means it's a perfect place for one single topic to be spammed aboutCome again?
>>85827215>come againretard, i didnt cum once
>>85827076the dungeon finder problems are really overblown. most of the issues were just because they didnt have these huge megaservers like today so anything crossrealm had to be instanced. most servers were fricked because of population and faction balance the best action was dungeon finder or merging a lot of servers
i wonder if barneyfaggot is still around. id rather him spam the whole killing bronies schpeil than sit and listen to two retards argue over the purpose of a board thats 90% ai, 1% real human, and 8% troon.
Baking a new gay homo bread
dont bother. wait a few hours so that these retards dont follow.
>>85827233I played on high population realm (technically it was an rp server, argent dawn) so I never really had trouble with it. I do agree that cross realm dungeons and battle grounds killed the community though. I had my first cases of ninja looting when it was first introduced.
>>85827262>>85827262>>85827262>>85827262>>85827262It's up>>85827263No I already made it now >:(
>>85827270>made it too early>the troons arguing are going to migrate thereits so over
