Prelude to All Hallow's Eve/Samhain/Mischief Night edition.Previously:>>85840648
Halloween is Irish. Chucky are law
Check this out anons
Just ate a lovely fish pie. And I'm not talking about your mother!
Corr I love taking creep shots of women.Imagine the gape she'd have? Corrrrr
>>85845946Yeah, surgery is grim. What a revelation.
>>85845936Fuck yes. Thanks OP for delivering.
Film noir is fucking shit. More mong behaviour from DVDmong.
gore outside of /b/? janman gonna freak
warming my burrito up in the oven because it arrived cold
AI be like:>reticulating spines
I want to inseminate a fit bird and then my sperm sticks its head into one of her eggs, and it forms a zygote, and travels down her fallopian tube into her womb and then develops as a parasite absorbing her nutrients and suppressing her immune system until she very painfully squeezes out my child's gigantic head through her pelvis and gaping vagina.Anyone else have this urge?
>>85845997nah i'm gay lad
Imagine being a wagie that travels by train.
Zoomers don't know what reticulating spines is in reference to.
You lads stocking up? Can't be running out of bottled water can we?
>>85846012Imagine being a wagie in general. I saw them moaning that we'll get 100 quid each for cost of living. Corr,
Had another horrific alcohol relapse dream last night. It's gotten to the point where I try to avoid sleeping so I can't have another one.
>>85846019I can't help but feel that this was fully predicted, and they knew what would happen, and they pushed the "prepping" stuff direct from government anyway.It's a cynical attempt to stimulate the economy, by making people buy stuff they don't need, which will ultimately backfire because people will just use up whatever they bought and stop buying things in a few months time.
burito
>>85846019shelves only ran bare because they couldn't get goods to the shops fast enough, they had plenty of goods in warehouses, once every mong realised the shops were restocked everyday they stopped panic buying
Imagine having a cute 25yo asmr rose that loves you.
>>85846050That looks grim. Taco Bell?
>>85845997I like the part where her body undergoes a transformation during the pregnancy. Corr
>>85846052Shelves aren't running bare. You are thinking of Covid. The media whipped up fear and caused panic buying, and the shelves just didn't get stocked fast enough, even though there were no actual shortages.This is different. The government intentionally tried to make people panic buy, and they probably tipped off supermarkets beforehand. I stocked up on tins and toilet paper and stuff, but the shelves were the most full I've ever seen them.
>>85846081Do you like when her bazookas get big and start squirting milkies
>>85846086i was referring to covid
So sick of asmr bints using ai slop thumbnails. Fucking state of them.
>>85846101OK, the post you were replying to and the article were not
Wanking to Halloween-themed porn
>>85846030is 100 quid a lot of money to you?
>>85846113headline; 'pandemic style hoarding'image caption "encourage the kind of hoarding seen during covid'
>>85846104Cor, imagine that you touch her skin and sniff her armpit and she rubs her crotch against you and moans gently and then you kiss on the lips and she starts breathing heavily and then caresses your buttocks
>>85846117yes a 100 quid is not an inconsequential sum for me
>>85846019comes out of the tap mateif that ever stops then we're all fucked anyway
>>85846049This is why everyone uses to wear hats btw
>>85846128Do you think German lasses like us British lads?
>>85846157She'd look good in an SS uniform roleplay.
got the hottest salsa in my wrap and wrote in the instructions for extra salsa (IRL i could schmooze my way up to 3/4 teaspoons instead of the standard 1-2)then i also got a separate tub of that salsa because i didn't trust them, and added THAT additional salsa to my burrito as i ate10/10 absolutely lush but boy oh boy had these sennas better kick in ASAP
>>85846155Hats? Any explanation?
What are you all feeding your Apus?I have an ex-Sparkfrog. Been giving him big fisherman's pies with lots of pepper and a pollock/pangasius mix recently. Trained him to spot out orange discount stickers at local supermarkets, keeps him away from his previous life of violence.
saw poster for the help the helpers christmas campaign earlier truly it the start of the festive season
>>85846157Yes. I went to Germany and they're frothing at the gash for tall Anglo Saxon men.If you are Turkish your mileage may vary.
Can't believe it's halloween again. The best time for asmr imo.
>>85846185Another scam from the pondspawn scum.Those frogs get put up in brand new flats the moment they slither up to Feelshire Council.There's no such thing as SPACCA for us warmbloods.
>SUMMARY: The OBR forecasts following John Healey's Budget - Welfare spending will rise to 431.3bn by 2030/31 - an increase of 97.5bn a year in cash terms- This includes 209.8bn on pensioner benefits, 110.7bn on Universal Credit, 69.6bn on disability benefits, 13.9bn on Child Benefit and 27.2bn on other welfare- Inflation will peak at 3.75% in early 2027, up from the earlier prediction of 2%- UK GDP growth will slow from around 1.25% in 2026 to 1% in 2027, before climbing to 1.6% in 2031- Average UK unemployment will rise to 5.1% across 2026 and 2027 - The Employment Rights Act will likely have a negative economic impact because of reduced flexibility and greater uncertainty for businesses- The landlord tax increases (property income) could contribute to a long-term rise in private rents and discourage landlords from entering the market- Real household disposable income per person will be around 0.75% lower in 2030-31 than it expected in March 2026- Higher earnings and frozen tax thresholds will increase income tax and National Insurance receipts by 9bn in 2026-27 and around 8bn on average in subsequent forecast years compared with March- Net migration is forecast to fall to 120,000 in the year to mid-2026, then gradually rise to 230,000 by the year to mid-2031- Nominal weekly earnings growth will slow to around 3.5% in 2026, then average roughly 2.25% a year- Andy Burnham's first-time buyer scheme could raise house prices by increasing demand without enough new homes being built
>>85846183>Wepsi in a glass bottlecor, only the finest for him. lad deserves it after his rehabilitation x
>>85846072Lass is getting fat like Laurel.
herbal tea boxes be like '40 cups!' then you look at the instructions and it says an amount of water thats around half a cup so you need two bags for a cup
>>85846211She's a pig. She was ugly before, now she's an ugly pig.
Think I am making some real progress in working out why he did it. Will update you all when I have come to my final conclusion.
forgot i had those tramadols + DHCs yesterdayplan was Dulcolax = waking up 12 hours later (normally takes about 10 but they say 12)didn't do its thing though AND the post hadn't arrivedtwo pure red herrings but i might go down now and quadruple-check. neighbour had some letter/packet thing left outside in the rain, he's lucky i found it (he'll never know it was me who brought it in.)could have been there for days tho so who knows if ANYONE'S post came today
>>85846214If you have any size of garden, herbs are the easiest thing you could grow, tutorial level even. Just put it in a pot, and it will be pest-free (the smells from them are anti-insect defences) and then you can harvest it.You can buy seeds or an adult plant for a few quid and harvest it forever.Only issue is some of them die in hard winters, so need putting in a greenhouse or bringing indoors. But you can always just get a new one next year, it'll still be cheaper than buying herbal tea bags. Foraging is also an option for some herbal teas.
>>85846211Yes she really needs to watch her weight. It's a shame how fat laurel got.
Vials of ketamine.
>>85846233Why the FUCK did he do it mate? I've been up all night wondering. Help us out.
Roofie in my absinthe before I stagger out
>Why did [paedophile/gay/zoophile] do [paedophilic/gay/zoophilic] act?This one question has kept one obsessed britfeeler posting for months. Will he ever figure it out?
Dissociative drugs
Funny how HHL has his own place and a gf while Footrat works in a call centre with browns for minimum wage and still lives in his childhood boxroom.
>>85846196Corr, what do you reckon the N stands for lid
>>85846225No she isn't you mong. She's just autistic. I think she's sweet. She wouldn't want you anyway ugly man.
>>85846288>10 year old post/information
Why did lad give [obvious attention seeking post] attention?Really scratching my head over it.
K-hole in the club
>>85846297she looks like a Nellie to me, or maybe a Nigella?
I can't believe Becky has a brown bf. Her parents must be devastated.
>You will never have a cute 45 year old autistic female gamer to play GTA with then suck on her toes after a long day and taste her sweat
Mad how the HHLDF believe the opposite of what HHL says about himself
Nobody boycotted the supermarkets today.Lidl fucking won again.
>>85846096you'd have to be a homosexual not to
nee post downstairs. neighbour hasn't brought in his letter, either. just glad it's not been nicked, sort of cba explaining it was outside, like he might get radge at me when the postie must have dropped itthe only question is: did the postie drop it TODAY? was there OTHER post?there are many questions.
Psychoactive substances
>>85846320why would anyone boycott supermarkets? out of the loop on this
>>85846288>Funny how HHL has his own place and a gf proof?
>>85846288>>85846301750 pounds per month was huge 10 years ago. Either a Londonfag or larping.>mfw I fixed my mortgage for 10 years and pay 545 per month for a 5 bed house... yes I could be fucked in 2027
Percocet
>>85846248Working in Gregg's can't be doing her much good. I bet they let them have food that is leftover.
Wagies keep losing and that is lush
remember when everyone "boycotted" the energy companies? "don't pay your bills! mass civil disobedience! they can't arrest us all!"probs cost more for all their stickers and T-shirts than it saved any struggling billpayers (which was 0 pounds)
Research chemicals
>>85846356Think it was some SWP affiliated Trot group who started that campaign. They make shit loads selling newspapers, they also infamously groom posh birds who hate their capitalist daddies to shag
>>85846364stop posting these hereyou want https://shopping.google.com, you are typing into the wrong box
>>85846297N for Ngubu
>>85846293I take offence for this because I am autistic and my sexual desires are completely conventional and wholesome. But I'm a RealAutist(tm). Watch Virgin Island series 2 for an example, he refuses to participate in the degenerate stuff.Most modern "autistic" people are just degenerate people who self-diagnose. They have no social deficits but they collect diagnoses and genders and recently invented sexualities to obtain more victimhood points. Mostly left wing white women who have fallen off the victimhood hierarchy to the point where they don't have enough special privileges any more.
>>85846370>infamously groom posh birds who hate their capitalist daddies to shagcorr based
>>85846313It sad lad. I don't know why she doesn't like white lads. Maybe she just doesn't have the confidence to date white lads.
DMT Gnomes
>>85846368>TashNatasha?
>>85846387Maybe you're right lad. She looks like a Natasha.
Crack pipe online app
>>85846351She needs to reign that gut in tbqh
Ben and Jerry's Half Baked in the freezer. Ohhh aye x
>>85846370>reee Comrade Delta is definitely a rapist, we have proof!why's he not in prison, then? what's the point of all the armchair detective work, if the goal isn't actual justice? (not vague 'social justice' or just having fun)
>>85846349Yes they do. She could've given it to a homeless lad selfish cow. No wonder people shoplift from greggs all the time.
>>85846406Shouldn't buy their stuff, they fund loads of migrant NGOs
boipucci did a little flutter what i passed a bantu today
>>85846416Don't give a shit lad x
>>85846411Only black and browns shoplift from Greggs and they wouldn't do it if they weren't here
>>85846406cor it's a good'un, that.you going to have it hot or cold?
So many women think they have mental health issues yet make youtube videos no issues. They are a fucking joke.
how much shoplifting do you lads actually do?>hurr durr glowiei'm not asking for a signed confession, just generally, how much do you nick from supermarkets?
>>85846432Used to steal from my job all the time.
>>85846431but that's a man's charity.like male feminists, are there female masculinists?
>>85846432>how much shoplifting do you lads actually do?im white
>>85846432I put my balaclava on and target a new town every week. Never have to pay me.
Greggs: Providing shit to scum for over 70 years
>>85846431Give me a cottage, couple million, and a futagoth wife and I'll stop living miserably. Until then, piss off
>>85846456At least there are some beautiful greggs roses serving you the warmest of sausage rolls.
>>85846458Sorry lad you need to slave for decades and live in hope. That's how capitalism works. People genuinely think they're gonna make it in these times.
I hear it's not normal to listen to albums in full. Do you lads listen to albums?
>>85846456Hey look, its time for "Autistic 4chan NEET shut in pretending he's above Greggs"Kill yourself, nigger.
>>85846444so, some/occasionally/just bits with the food shopping, but not as a primary means of acquiring food/booze?
>>85846470No I listen to the same song over and over for months. Then I discover another one and do the same. I am very selective about my music.
I'm officially in my 40s now. I am worried I'll start shitting myself. I've been doing meaty farts - just unleashing hell and blasting the butt trumpet as loudly as possible.But lately, I have felt a sphincter further inside my anus shutting quickly to trap faecal matter just in time so it doesn't follow the trump out the back door.My worry is this system is becoming less reliable. Just now, I let rip with my usual gusto, and I immediately felt turd-like contents butting against the previously reliable defences that held so well for decades.
>He buys food from greggs NARM
>>85846315Ugly tattoo (even got one on her finger), stupid eyebrows, weird aids like blotches on her forehead. No thanks.Watch is nice though.
>>85846470depends on the band/singer really. some groups/artists do basically do singles, do you think Bing Crosby's albums or the songs he sang?but overall yeah i think most people with Spotify now go from track to track, across different bands. really it's not so different from how most of used WinAmp or iPods back in the day.a good album is a good album, though. imagine not listening to all of American Idiot (Green Day's BEST album)
This time last year we all was DE LID LAD LOD XD posting. Good times.
>>85846432I've never stolen anything in my life (except one time when I was 7, which I deeply regretted and felt guilty about ever since), and I never will. It's just wrong.And I actually hate humanity because of how willing to steal and lie most people are. Most people have the attitude of "if it benefits me and nobody finds out then it's fine". It's Indian logic and I don't want to share a country with people who think like that.
>>85846470Yes. In full.
>>85846497I forgot about dee lad posting oh my days de lid x
Talk about backbone, this chick rocks.She's got a friend called Anna, who enjoys cock.They bump and grind, but endure.They're from the city of Cockaville. Yet these two prosistues cause all the boys in town to shoot.
Remember Sarnielad? Wonder what happened to him
>The Who's 'Pinball Wizard' is from 'Tommy'>ELO's 'Hold On Tight' is from 'Time'idk, it's just weird these are singles i heard first. they're solid choonz, but they're both parts of a little story each of these albums tells.
>>85846473Calm down dear, it's a reference to this. I actually am partial to the occasional steak bake.https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/19/why-did-an-offensive-greggs-logo-show-up-in-googles-web-search
remember eva6? i wish i didn't x
Push up on that ass, yeah.Its going like years ago, Don't worry baby, I do it slow.I move it as you moan and groan.Take it like a woman babe, Be strong.Take it like a woman babe, I'm your pusherman.I was waiting for your hairy hole.I've had the best, the best of them, Yeah baby, push up on that ass.
Tommy Robinson might get 10 years in prison. Uh oh stinky.
>>85846527Not right what she did to blad. Females always cause problems in every online space they enter.
>>85846531NOT ARE TOMMYRIOT NOW
>>85846520>companies talking to each other on Twitterdo they still do that shite? it's just cringy, but wouldn't it also count as (free/undeclared) advertising or something? they're forum posts.
All I need is one last fuck, with a little more luck.I'll drop as she sucks me off.I see her cunt from above, Looks like she's in need of love.Between her cheeks, I see her blade, now things are falling into place.She's climbing up to cut the rope and isn't wearing any clothes, I think she wants it down her throat, but I don't know where its gonna do, My neck is free, I can breath at last, I can see she has a big fat ass.
Do you think in the summer of 2027 we will look back fondly and laugh about gapeposting and how we spent an entire summer posting about gaped arseholes and black men bumming one another??
>>85846542Nah, gapeposting was always shite. Was never funny.
very unusual use of the pronoun 'we' ITT.
Dire day today lads I woke up angry and bitter and twisted for no reason. Still am several hours later, just want to go to sleep and forget about today as quickly as possible.
COOL FREE RINGTONES
>>85846531He won't be going away for too long, he's an effective containment agent for the regime. Remember when they suspended one of his previous hearings so he could go and visit his masters in Israel? He'll be grifting donations off thick retards for a few months while his family live in luxury. Remember his son instagramming his private jet charters? Such shameless people.
>>85846351Retards believe this.
>>85846019I'd just batter someone like ruthmong and take his water.
Tommy Rubinstein
>>85846554We as in multiple people were spamming gape and gaping over the span of 3 months. Thousands of posts in the archives about it all.
>>85846515There is no way somebody who was deaf, dumb, and blind, could be a master of pinball. Sorry, I just don't believe it.And while I'm at it, Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. I don't believe that she would've stayed with the little fella in a wheelchair, I don't believe she would stay with him and keep pushing him around in the wheelchair and telling him "you look wonderful tonight" and asking him if he feels alright. Women simply do not care about men to that extent. She would leave him in bed alone while she goes out shagging.
>>85846351Chop chop wagie, get to bed soon!
>>85846570You forgot packing fudge as well
>>85846199they certainly know how to manipulate the soft of heart. i used to volunteer there and not only is the wepsi very watered down, i saw the apu is last years campaign get whisked off in a luxury zafira after the shoot as this years model is heavily rumoured to be the house helper fot eh bad boy chiller crew
>>85846531I would love for that to happen. Absolutely love it. Preferably in solitary too.
>>85846351Ironic as benefits street happened under the tories, also the highest benefits spending in the the past 30 years was under the tories as well and the boomer legacy tory media is still using that catchphrase
>>85846579>This meme works so well because retardedx NEETs on here actually think its true. KEK. Eat shit Neetcucks
>>85846574>There is no way somebody who was deaf, dumb, and blind, could be a master of pinball. Sorry, I just don't believe it.these character tropes become real-world misunderstandings, too. people STILL think autists can count toothpicks and cheat in casinos because of Rain Man.how come Harvey Price isn't using his advanced hearing and richer internal world, to become the world's greatest virtuoso?
Wagie RATTLED
>>85846599>Helpers red velvet Spacker carpet
>>85846597Harvey Price is retarded. The only good thing he ever did was calling someone a cunt on daytime telly. Rainman types do exist. A lot of them actually invented most of the tech you use to post this.
>>85846597The guy who has autism in this film has what's called savant autism which affects probably 1% of all autistic people and is exceptionally rare
AND ILEAVE BEHINDTHIS HURRICANE OF FUCKIN LIESAND I'VE WALKED THIS LINEA MILLION AND ONE FUCKIN TIMESBUT NOT THIS TIME
>>85846531he'd be a king in prison
Dosser projecting witching hour once more. It pathetic.
>>85846612it was based on a real life guy (very loosely) with a conditionterm back then was 'idiot savant' as the doctor says in the filmreal-life fella WAS diagnosed with autism but it was probably this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FG_syndrome(autism by itself isn't a chromosomal disorder)
Wagies are fuming after the budget today eh?
>>85846599Keep posting it, its hilarious seeing the NEETS take the bait and think you're on their side KEK
A British man doesn't even know Tash is a shortened name for Natasha.
>>85846638Worlds saddest bacon and egg sandwich I've ever seen.
imagine buying a tesco meal deal. Maybe it's true what they say about british people and food
>>85846616In that Ross Kemp documentary on HMP Belmarsh they showed how he was being kept in a private cell that wasn't even on a wing with other prisoners.
>>85846646wouldn't she get a 'T' necklace tho?how many Liams do you know who'd get a 'W' monogram?
>>85846650bit weird how muslims apparently run prisons yet they had him for over a year and not a single one managed to merk him
>>85846649It's a quick and relatively cheap lunch.
>>85846648Very sad day for the wagies de lid.
>>85846599>>85846638>>85846659These NEET meals are HHLs
>>85846656the rascals will get him and force him to convert
>>85846655She probably finds Natasha a bit of a mid, old fashioned name.
>he's brown>he lives in India>he works a long shift in the factory in blistering heat>he comes home>he posts the same neet vs wagie pics on /britfeel/ until the early hoursThankfully since he's in India, even when he stays up late it's still early for real Brits
>>85846667Yes, all meals are taken from posts here from real NEETs and wagies.Wagies eat like shit.
>>85846667that's what the image author wants you to notice.now it's been pointed out, we'll see what his next move is.
HHL eats like a king while wagies eat petrol station sarnies
>>85846682how come none of MY meals ever make the cut?
everything on albums over than the singles is just filler
>>85846718Listen to better albums little lad x
I saw the pot noodles are now part of the meal deal snacks in Tesco.Pwoar, Wagies are eating good.
>>85846720yeah what a no skip album for you then big man
>>85846726Where I am, you can get a pot noodle, krispy kreme doughnut and a costa coffee as your meal deal x
>Haha yeah, all those other religions, literally every single one, are just weird copies from superstitious primitives to deal with the reality of death and not knowing how the world works.>Not mine though. Mine is real.
>>85846693Rude huh? I am shocked for you brav.
>>85846743Wows. How can NEETcucks compete?
>>85846718What a shit takeRidiculous
>>85846737Literally too many to count, lad.
What the fuck is that thing on his arm?
>>85846755>>85846758not really convincing me here, fellas
>>85846762its a watch lad
>>85846762Its called a watch. You use it to tell the time.
I'm kind of in the same boat. There are like five or six albums that are no skip for me, but all the countless other thousands are mostly only good for a handful of tracks with the rest as filler.
>>85846762something that helps diabetics measure blood sugar or something
I will never know what the smelly fucking hole between a woman's legs feels like
>>85846762Automatic blood glue monitor and insulin dispenser
>>85846795They take risks lad.
>>85846795Why does she dress like a lolita despite being a grown woman? Is she an onlyfans whore?
>>85846789>>85846796based diabetic lads.
>>85846803bloke is russian so theres a strong chance he's a nonce
>>85846687Wagies like her have money for tats and complain about struggling for money. Pathetic.
>>85846762My mum has one of these on her arm it's called a Libre link 2. It is a Bluetooth operated device for people with diabetes, you connect it to you phone via an app and it constantly checks your blood sugar level if it goes too high or too low an alarm rings on your phone telling you to regulate your blood sugar level.
>>85846813Russia is probably a better place for females than grooming gang UK.
>>85846823el em ay oh
>>85846182it was simple unskilled labour that the government supported to boost the economy in the olden days.a bit like how Burnham is supporting the bottled water industry now.
>>85846819I hope to god I never get diabetes and have to cuck myself with wearable tech. Freaks me out looking at it.
I had eggs for lunch. It was lush x
when me becky did asmr at first she looked like a little girl kek
gay couple on channel 4 and one of them looks like a 12 year old boygays are NOT rite
>>85846832She has a little sticker on it that makes it look feminine. She loves it.
He has gf and you don't.
>>85846850Reminds me of that Stephen fry image where the guy looks like he is about 15 and he's stood at the side of him with a smug shit eating grin.
Red lights? Yeah, I run 'em
>>85846857Grok can you make the neck on guy so long that it's out of the picture frame?
>>85846857did you put two people fighting in the background kek
>>85846765LovelessDeceitAIA: Alien ObserverMoenai haiDonutsWe Must Become the Pitiless Censors of OurselvesBlood VisionsYeezusDots and LoopsClose to the EdgeElliott SmithThe Velvet Underground and NicoPublic StrainUntrueMista Thug IsolationIs This ItPurple MountainsJujuThe SmithsA Wizard / A True StarBad TimingViet CongKnife PlayGeogaddiRemain in LightHumanNew Plastic IdeasJourney in SatchidanandaThe Tenth Sub Level of SuicideYank Crime
just logged back into instagram for the first time in ages only to see that the girl i used to fancy in school is fat nownever doing that again
>>85846872No MBDTF?
>>85846872corr walice woltrane
>>85846832Also sometimes it goes haywire and it rings randomly at 4am, one night after it was ringing like 4 times I said to turn it off and she said no absolutely not. She thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.
London is a city that dares to ask the question: what if there was a world-class capital with bad weather, high cost of living, mediocre food and miserable people?Nevertheless, it persists.
>Shopping in progress...cor let's see what mystery replacements some Asda w*gie decides on.>loaf of wholemeal? why, a 4-pack of stotties will do!they've removed all the options to pick a SPECIFIC backup item. but in this age of AI, why not let me type in what i want, in natural language?>if there's no Robinson's, get me the own-brand squash, normal orange or tropical/mango/similar if it's cheaper AS LONG AS IT'S ORANGE
Let me just quickly hide that really long post thanks x
>>85846891Berlin too
>>85846888which is ironic because, well you know
Ruthmong dating Ruth
Ruthmong dating Footmong
>>85846900She would leave him within a week because he would be pressuring her for anal from day one the little loser
>>85846907also she doesn't speak turkish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDg5UzIDosLad did nothing wrong
>>85846872>Jujui WANT to like Siouxsie and the Banshees more than i do. i've listened to this album dozens of times maybe 100+but idk lad maybe it's just not to my taste, i don't see this as 'an album' like 'chapters in a book' as with most of your other examples. i just like 'Spellbound' and then 'Halloween'.
Secret Santa gift for my dad, max price is 15 quid, what even is there lads? Drawing a blank.
>>85846939A butplug
Russian tuppence
>secret santaNARM
fucking bloody nonce
>>85846939Bollock scratcher
>Halloween-haters desperately pretending it's 'nearly Christmas already'you have another two months to think about these things. Guy Fawkes' Night comes first anyway. anyone doing owt?
>>85846953it christmas as soon as decs for sale de lad and it lush merry christmas
>Going to a Halloween party as a grown man NARM
>>85846795This is quite gay honestly.
>Being excited for fireworks NARM
had to do secret santa at work once, only thing i knew about the bloke was that he like west ham so i got him a kid's west ham annual
James Bola
A Guinness or a Murphys, lads?
>>85846988Neither. Beamish.
>Not sucking fifty dicks at a glory holeNARM
Dad got me some decent hash last Christmas.
>>85846953No not doing anything. Hoping to grab some nice parkin and or bonfire toffee. You doing owt?
>>85847018He'll be having one of his legendary Halloween parties with his 50 mates.
Not right nobody ate mate A's snacks
>>85847031But weird to ridicule him and not me as well. Aren't we all doing the same thing? That thing being fuck all.
>>85847058Shame, I'd be stuffing mi face. And homemade cookies with decorations. Does one say balls? That's funny. And one says fuck. Are you there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sgU0pDaauQSSM UPDATE
>>85847076Cannot imagine SSM young.
>>85847076Not taking the news of FOBT's 25% tax increase lightly then.
He could have been chimney sweep
>>85846907I'm sure he'd be satisfied with her tuppence.
Any lads play the new DayZ map? How is it?
the nice man just arrived with my food shopping, all intact. but i FORGOT to get chocolate/biscuits.
>>85847111You don't need biscuits. Get a job.
>>85847076Do we know what SSM is wearing for halloween this year?
>>85847102Only played a couple of hours, but it's fun. Waiting for my mate to get it then will put more hours in.
>>85846988Murphy's is much nicer. More creamy and without the harsh bitterness on the finish that Guinness has. There's a nitro stout in Home Bargains called Dorothy Black that pisses on both though.
>>85847058That's actually really fucking sad, looks like he put in a ton of money and effort. Why are people a bunch of stuck up cunts now, lads? Like, what happened?
>>85847076Nice, that's my evening sorted. See you lads tomorrow.
He could have been chimney reliner.
>>85847115He wears a smell-based costume.
I've never purposely listened to music in my life. Proper NPC behaviour to just sit down and listen to music. Even when I'm watching films the music annoys me and I never have the radio on in the car.
>>85847058Get blad to come over he would demolish that spread in 2 seconds
>>85847148NPC behaviour to not enjoy a good piece of music.
I will NEVER have sex with a fat woman. Never. Anything over 20% body fat is repulsive to me.
if he never fish odour syndrome he could have been sony engineer fixing play-play-play-play-play-play-stations. he could have been a dentist, he could have been a jockey. fish odour syndrome ruined his life. got him kicked out his access nursing course. he could have been nurse if he finished that course
>>85847148Incredibly ironic. This is classic NPC behaviour. Inability to enjoy listening to music is indicative of lack of an inner world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-fwMQ6wmyYhe give perfect interview but they don't hire him cause of the smell. it not right
>>85847158I find that 20-25% is the sweet spot, not fat but enough cushion to make things sexy and fun
>>8584715820% rider weight to horse weight is considered safe in equestrianism
corrr quite liked that. like a Mean Girls/Heathers type thing but with witchcraft (the wicca/magick kind).there's always a weirdness to these Generation X films, the Kevin Smith and Ghost World style films.>life, man, it sucks! anyway let's go to the mall.what are the problems? everyone always seems really comfortable in them.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been an elite watchmaker assembling rolexes. he could have been an undercover detective. his fishy smell ruined his life. got his application rejected from the police academy because his hands couldn't grip the firearm safely. he could have been a forensic investigator if his palms didn't smudge the crime scene evidence with fish.
>>85847157How do you 'enjoy' music? Any sound I can't control genuinely winds me up and makes me angry.>>85847165I do have an inner voice but I can't stand music at all. All the instruments and different sounds just blend together into a bad soup. I'd rather listen to white noise as at least that helps me sleep.
>>85847196Quite a good episode of American Dad as well.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a master perfumer blending chanel fragrances. he could have been a michelin-star chef, he could have been a sommelier selecting rare vintages. smelling of fish ruined his life. got him fired from his gas safety apprenticeship because others couldn't smell a critical leak. he could have been a culinary critic if his fish smell didn't ruin his taste so he taste the difference between basil and oregano.
Bagels are great and I don't care to pretend otherwise because people associate them with jews
>>85847199Autistic as fuck. Take drugs once in your life.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a luxury flight attendant welcoming first-class passengers. he could have been a radio host interviewing celebrities, he could have been a high-end tailor fitting bespoke suits. chronic fish snell ruined his life. got him sacked from his high-end jewelry sales job because customers kept stepping back during consultations. he could have been a stage actor if his castmates didn't refuse to do close-up scenes with him.
>>85847218That explains it. So you need to be a drug addict to enjoy music? I've never done drugs in my life. I don't even have caffeine or paracetamol. I suggest you find a hobby that doesn't require you to be 'high'.
Me? Basically a secret agent
>>85847161>>85847173>>85847222He does absolutely everything he can to not be hired. He couldn't be more obnoxious. It's all intentional.He could turn the smell off any time he wants. He should never get any benefits. There is nobody who disgusts me more than SSM.
I can imagine it now... Ruth visiting Dorset on one of her many holidays. She'd be wandering and taking in all the new sights and sounds and decide to pop in to one of the charming local cafe's along the sea front. That's when she'd get that faint whiff of fish and then a faint whiff of shit before laying eyes upon a grinning and cheeky middle aged man rubbing his hands together and talking into his phone. She's a curious lass and would be intrigued by such a charismatic character. She'd strike up a conversation with him and would be absolutely enchanted by meeting such a salt-of-the-earth man. She's always been interested in caring for and engaging with the less-advantaged members of society and upon hearing of how TMAU has inflicted a variety of difficulties upon his life she'd end up joining him on a train journey home."I'd have worked all me life if it weren't for me smelling of fish and shit" Seasidemark would tearfully exclaim to Ruth. Ruth is an empathetic person and would give him a shoulder to cry on."Just wish people wouldn't judge me for TMAU, it was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University". He'd have begun weeping terribly now. "So glad I met you, lass... you don't judge me.."Ruth would gently lean in for a kiss and both of their lips would meet, sending an explosion of tingles down both of their spines - and within seconds her blouse would have come off and Mark's pudgy fingers would be fiddling with and failing to undo her bra. Ruth's a very understanding lass and would help him with it. As it falls to the floor greedy hands grasp her soft breasts and begin kneading, enveloping them with a distinct fishy and shitty stench.The Creampie King would then make his move.
PostPost, Shippy
>>85846872Loveless 4/10. An overproduced wall of noise that confuses sonic density with actual songwriting.Donuts 5/10. A scattered collection of unfinished sketches lacking a cohesive structural anchor.Yeezus 5/10. A deeply flawed, bloated attempt at industrial hip-hop relying on shock value.Dots and Loops 4/10. Sterile elevator music prioritizing retro aesthetics over actual progression.Close to the Edge 3/10. Self-indulgent progressive rock trading resonance for showmanship.Elliott Smith 5/10. Monotonous acoustic strumming and a whispery performance that grows tedious.The Velvet Underground and Nico 5/10. Historically vital but musically sloppy and carried by branding.Untrue 4/10. Gray garage beats overrelying on the exact same vocal pitch-shifting trick.Is This It 5/10. Basic, derivative indie rock that coasted entirely on the band's wealthy background.The Smiths 4/10. Grating vocal performances paired with jangle guitar work that sounds identical.Geogaddi 5/10. Redundant IDM merely recycling the band's superior previous concepts.Remain in Light 5/10. A messy rhythmic experiment where conceptual ideas outpace the execution.Journey in Satchidananda 5/10. Aimless jazz wandering functioning better as a background drone.
>>85847233You experienced 0.1% of life and said "this is fine".Enjoy the rest of your "life" I guess.
>>85847244replace all those 10s with 5s, and then i agree with your ratings.
Can we not refer to him as the "Creampie King". Because that's just really disgusting. Nobody wants a fish supper from a fat smelly bald man.
i guarantee you the autism 'i don't understand music' lad reads books or, more likely, plays games.
>>85847237if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a master coffee roaster testing single-origin beans. he could have been a luxury hotel inspector, he could have been an artisanal chocolatier. smelling sometimes of fish and sometimes of shit ruined his life. got him discharged from his environmental health training because people kept reporting non-existent chemical spills.
>>85847247You're clearly an uneducated troglodyte. People who do drugs are losers. I have never seen any evidence to suggest that music isn't anything more than some sort of hypnotism to control the masses.
>>85847244genuinely curious to see what you'd consider a 10/10
So lads what are you going to be doing with your 100 quid from the government?
>>85847265I don't read 'books' as you would call them. I read highly intricate and interesting journals from a variety of sources. As for games, I'm not a child. I do enjoy the occasional game of solitaire or dominoes, but I don't get my antique sets out for just everyone.
>>85847299Pokemon cards probably.
He get bummed downHe get back up againYou're never gonna keep him down
>>85847273I don't think this is true. In fact, it's extremely absurd.
>>85847299Well we know SSM's will be going straight to Cerne Abbas Brewery
>>85847275Imagine having so little faith in your own consciousness that it could be controlled by music. A true NPC.
>>85847299Cannabis most likely
>>85847287Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
>>85847299Rubber fannies
Oh, yeah, when the nukes come and America invades our shores, I bet all you NPC mongoloids will be listening to your 'music' on your Jewish streaming services before we are all vaporised and turned into clouds. This is why the country is in such a state and why the upcoming World War 3 is going to take all of you insects by surprise.
>>85847332Amazing album, but a classic contrarian pick.
reminds me of this Alistair Reynolds novel, where the outer-space mutants develop a bioweapon virus that takes away humans' ability to appreciate music.
Imagine SSM sits on your face, and it's very fishy, and his fishy thighs and crotch are crushed into your nose and you say "please... Mark..." as your final breath is his horrible fishy odour. But he didn't even realise he killed you, because he's a mong. He just opens another bokkle
>>85847336I don't enjoy being alive anyways x
>>85847355Come in my bunker with me?
>>85847361can i come in your mouth to
>>85847363I call dibs on his arse.
>>85847354Imagine the SSiMps meet him and can't smell any shit or fish scent, their whole lives have been a lie.
>>85847363Absolutely not. My offer is rescinded. Femoids only now. I will repopulate the Earth.
>>85847332thoughts on faust?
My sperm. Their fannies. Nobody else is invited. This is the whole reason I built the bunker.
Cumming on a DVD and licking it off.
Cumming on a Criterion Selection Blu-ray and putting it back in the case.
>look if I make a wooman laff, right>it doesn't matter if yer fat an' ug'u'lee>you might be good lookin' and have a shit personality>or you could be fuckin' ugly, like me, an' have a good personality>an' I can make you laff>so it's not about looks is it, it's what's insideI hate that he's right. How has he convinced so many women to have sex with him, whilst smelling of fish. It's just not right.
SSMcon 2026
eating a chicken triangle
What album would you recommend to someone who's wanting to get into music?
>>85847424That's proper lush that is. And then trading it into CEX and making the alt lass smell it. CORRRRRRR!
Any cute girls in here tonight xox
>>85847432Merzbow - Venereology
>>85847439Bit mean, lad.
Got really bad indigestion, might apply for euthanasia over it
>>85847438If you pretend to be a lady, I could be your man tonight
Sydney is back on the menu lads
This is my first Halloween on britfeel, looking forward to it desu the lads
>>85847432the Missa brevis.
Don't get how music mongs like Fantano can have an informed opinion on thousands of albums across multiple genres
>>85847464Just got to listen to a lot of music x
>>85847464You one of those britfeel mongs who don't like music?
>>85847464You listen to the whole album, then write a review. Shit is not hard. Can be done in a day or two.
>>85847476No I just think people like Fantano is making it up, like that metal youtuber a few years back who admitted he never actually listens to the albums he reviews
>>85847440I wasn't joking, it's a great album.
It's easy. I listen to a new album every day.
It's easy. I listen to two new albums every day.
>>85847493Did this when I was younger but couldn't be arsed nowadays.
>>85847491It's one of Merzbow's better albums, but I wouldn't recommend any harsh noise to someone trying to break into music.
i don't know anything about music can we talk about films please x
>>85847432Just listen to dad rock shit from the 70s
thoughts on the music in 2001: A Space Odyssey?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_pEIsFOI4i understand why this wasn't Kubrick's cup of tea (sounds like a sitcom intro)but the Alex North score is breddy gud. better than the public domain classical shite the final film used.
Interests:MusicFilmVideo GamesFashion
Interests: FoodPornSleep
going to da pub w/ me m8s
feel like playing some black ops zombies x
She's kind of cute like a mouse
Sometimes I wish I was that mong who waits for the postman to deliver soporific drugs and that's his whole life.Because I genuinely think he might have the best life of anyone here.He cracked the code. The only way to truly be happy.
Ten, nine, eight, and I'm breaking awayI'm all dressed up and I'm ready to playSeven, six, five, four, and I'm all over youCounting three, two, one, and I'm having fun
Shall be killing myself later shan't I.
>>85847606She ain't no Risky Rat.
Need some quick cash. Anyone want a blowie? A tenner a pop.
>>85847667you the sodium nitrate guy?
>>85847650>reticulating vibesCoincidence?
>>85847667See you tomorrow mate x
PROTIP for drugslads:1. grow a moustache2. buy a nit comb3. ????4. profit.
>>85847733Explain nit combs to me
100 quid in the bank dee lads how are you going to spend yourshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c35yn8x748e9o
>>85847754Few more DVDs on the shelf for a certain mong.
>>85847630interesting. I often read his post and think "thank fuck that is not my life". the pooality of man
>>85847630Playing with kittens is a good way to be happy too.
>>85847787i like a lad with a passion and if that passion is niche movies then so what
>>85847749nits are just the eggs, lad but these are fine-toothed combs that remove lice and MAYBE nits. but you will NEVER get them all, which is why they usually say they're 'detectors', and then you apply some weird shampoo, and hope for the best.back in the day, you could get proper pesticide. permethrin and that. soak your hair in poison for a bit, R.I.P. lice.country's gone too soft.
>>85847798No evidence he has good taste. All normie slop.
>>85847754it'll go to this solicitors trying to rake the debt i owed British Gas.turns out my application to the Energy Trust was closed (they didn't tell me, but i checked the online portal the other day). fair enough. so i'll tell the solicitors that when they get back to me.basically i'll have to pay them 600 quid, 1/6th will come from this. i think i can keep the plates spinning until January. we'll see.
>>85847808slop is such an overused word
https://fbdebt.co.uk/SCUM
>>85847820No rebuttal then?
>>85847817in a way thats exactly what the money was meant for but im sorry to hear about your troubles, the system is rigged to keep the little guy down
>>85847754Cor, I might actually get it. Is it only based on council tax band?On the other hand, it's an obviously inflationary measure and the government intends to spend trillions on brown imports, so I'll still end off poorer.
>>85847825nah debating online is for losers
>>85847839>it's an obviously inflationary measurenot if it comes from taxing the rich and yes band A-D will get it
Don't call my rose fat again. mongboy.
>>85847830aye i just wish there was more of a grace period, or something, rather than these companies buying up debt en masse. adding daft fees of their own.i want 0% of this to go to a debt agency. i would be happy for 100% of my arrears to go to the company whose services i used, when i can pay.they don't even send warning/notice letters any more. just one day a different company tells you it's been passed to them. you talk to the original company, and it's out of their hands. daft.
>>85847800I am confused. How do nit combs relate to drug takers? Assume I'm retarded.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a florist arranging premium wedding bouquets. he could have been a high-end chocolatier, he could have been a critical care veterinarian. constantly smelling of fish and shit ruined his life. got him dropped from his botany course because the scent of blooming lilies faded and all that was left was shit.
Started calling my mum a mongboy when she says something stupid.
Why do you treat women like objects?
>>85847847Where do you think money comes from, spacker? Or do you think it's an inherent property that exists and "rich" people have it and didn't share it.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been a solicitor delivering gripping closing arguments. he could have been an auctioneer calling out high-stakes bids, he could have been a late-night radio DJ. his fish odour gave him low con-con-con-confidence which resulted in a stutter. his speech impediment ruined his life. got him dropped from his air traffic control training program because he couldn't clear planes for landing fast enough during peak hours. he could have been a top-tier corporate negotiator if his words didn't lock up at the most critical moments.
>>85847849our fake economy runs off bullshit fees
hope HHL wanders in here. blokes drink MORE when their team wins, right?
>>85847875If he was odourless he would still be a spacker. Do not post this again.
>>85847852it not rite lid, now he bored, lonely and depressed and it not lush but he try and think of the positives in life
>>85847859>Where do you think money comes fromostensibly the bank on england makes it but really it comes from debt anyway if a rich man has 100 pounds and is going to spend it but its given to a poor man before he can the amount of spending remains the same so inflation is not affected
>>85847893Did a woman tell you that at university little lad
>>85847859"money" literally doesn't exist, it's a bit of paper that they print out, 1s and 0s in a jewish "bank account" that "exists" in a database, stop eating kelloggs open your third eye
>>85847887if he never had fish odour syndrome he would never have stutter. he could have been a live football commentator narrating fast-paced liverpool matches. he could have been a sports car salesman selling high end cars, he could have been a stand-up comedian commanding the stage. his speech impediment ruined his life. got him cut from his emergency emergency-call dispatcher training because every second counted when repeating vital addresses. he could have been a prominent labour politician if his opening remarks didn't freeze on the first syllable.
>>85847910He literally does not have a stutter. He's an ugly fat egg who smells of fish. He could work in Tesco.
that's it no more chicken triangles for me.
SSM could work in a fish processing factory or a rubbish tip. That way his hidden disability would't be an issue.
I've worked with people who smelled worse than SSM. Smell is not a disability.
>>85847946He got low confidence though. He never asked to be born.
it's like that old thing where if someone couldn't taste poison, they'd actually make the BEST poison tester, since they'd just drink the poison and save the King's life.
>>85847950He is extremely confident.Nobody asked to be born.
>>85847922he get bus pass for his stu-stu-stu-stutter. he cant be standing there explaining to bus driver where he going everytime. if he never had a stutter he could have been a fast-talking wall street stock trader shouting orders on the trading floor in the big ap-ap-ap-ap-apple. he could have been a live news reporter broadcasting breaking events, he could have been a telemarketing team leader breaking sales records. his speech impediment ruined his life. got him dropped from his hostage negotiator training because he couldn't de-escalate crisis situations smoothly under intense pressure.
I want to wank to my favourite porn but I have a headache now. Night ruined.
if he never had a stutter he could have been an immersive tour guide leading large crowds through historic english castles. he could have been a wedding celebrant officiating celebrity ceremonies, he could have been a theatre director directing complex plays. his speech impediment ruined his life. got him dropped from his drivethru operator training because the fast food headset timer timed out before he could read back the customer orders.
How do i stop being such a doormat people pleaser? Makes me feel like shit if a friend doesn't respond to me straight away, i need to stop caring
>>85847988Whatever it was, I'll do it with you
>>85847988before responding ask yourself what you need and what you want
I want SSM to fight me IRL. I won't accept any more SSM apologists. I will put up with the smell.I don't even feel good about knocking over a fat old man, but he has gone beyond his station and needs to be put in his place.
lissenin' to Zara Larsson LUSH life
>>85848017hes not even old hes like 50 if that
>>85848024His very existence offends me. Come at me bro. Pond Stree Tstation
>>85848024its been ages since i had an cigar and a beer. maybe at christmas
>>85848024His theme tune that.
we got that Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonewe got that full-cast audio to listen along while readingwe got that iced coffee to drink while listeninglife doesn't get any better than this, lads
>>85848054Have fun reading a book for children little lad x
>>85848054Coooor I have that same coffee lad. I literally get through a whole carton of it a day. Probably not healthy to drink that much but fuck it.
WE'RE DEAD IN THIS GHOST TOWNYOU BETTER LET GO SOLET GOLET GO OF MEWERE DEAD IN THIS GHOST TOWNYOU BETTER LET GO SOLET GOLET GO OF ME
>>85848054Corr the original Bloomsbury too, it lush
Pokemon and dayz, berry nice.Am drunk n going to bed nightynight
Playing Pokemon Crystal x
Feel very sadVery alone
>>85848085catch a zubat for us lad
>>85848098im sorry to hear that friend, what the matter?
>>85848098How come ladJust be happy x
>>85848098Go have sex you virgin.
Gonna make some toast, but mumberg keeps buying this disgusting wholemeal sourdough. Just want white ffs
Yer mine now, Ruth, *Mark said menacingly between sips of Carlsberg Special Brew.* Yer gonna swallow me fishy load, ya dirty bitch! *he yells, immediately standing up in his grotty kitchen, the only witness the filthy air fryer, and whipping out his feral, eye watering cock.* Looks like Fish 'n' Shits is back on de menu, de lass! Now open wide for yer new daddy Mark!*All Ruth can do is close her eyes and swallow his smelly length without argument; after all, she lost the bet. She feels it immediately bottom out in her throat, Mark heard muttering under his breath "Oh, it lush! It lush!."*Get ready fer me cum yer filthy bitch! *yells Mark as he prematurely and drunkenly pumps the smelliest, fishiest load of hot cum down Ruth's throat she's ever had. Immediately, the bile rises and she vomits all over his rancid willy, sending Mark into a rage as he slaps her with the back of his hand.*Yer bitch! Now it's 4x smellier... garn have to clean it all up like a good girl, aren't ya? Or I'll take ya back to CEX wer a found ya! *His threat lingers on Ruth's mind for a moment before she reluctantly starts lapping up her cum stained vomit like a feral puppy.*
>>85848124>Just want whitesame
Nick Griffin's boss eye x
>>85848143he's 100% boss
>>85848085cor that's a good'un. just the original version laddie?i had fun with that Polished Crystal. lots of nice little tweaks, but i'll admit i don't understand some of the newer Pokemon stuff that was backported (e.g. the Fairy type).and later on there IS custom content with weird fan fiction and trans stuff and idk that can just piss off, frankly. there's always something about fan authors/developers, even when they're making a good project ;__;(maybe the 'Purist' version omits all this tbqh, in which case this one's on me for not reading.)
>Young face of the BNP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>85848085Don't forget the odd egg from the day care is a 1/7 chance to get a shiny. Save before accepting the egg.
>>85848149Yep, just the original on my modded New 3DS XL. I do have my old cartridge from way back when but no Gameboy
>>85848151He has an Indian gf but he doesn't have sex with her
>>85848165cor and phwoar. can you speed-up/slow-down on your modded DS?these games ARE slow, there's a reason they added those Doduo and Dodrio towers to the Stadium games.i've played through them enough times legit on my Game Boy, i AT LEAST want Running Shoes right off the bat ;_;
>harry potter adultsFucking grim and fat
>Be me lying awake w/gfberg earlier>Tells me she's had a nightmare about me turning into a pajeetEl fucking lmao at thisImagine being such a fundamentally incel-coded twerp race you repulse women of all backgrounds be they white, black, brown, yellow etcI'm sick of seeing + hearing them on public transit too, the planetary jeetfestation is quite advanced at this stage
>>85848212so did you get your brown gfberg by virtue of being non-Indian, SS?
Wagies in bed kek
>>85848212Describe your girlfriends vagina in great detail and post her dirty knickers with a timestamp
>70+ dead in spain due to human error during train routingCompetency crisis at work again innitThat tends to happen when (((one))) replaces all the competent straight white men with DEI nbugus, jeets and karen roastie DEI hires
>>85848253it do be like that.>>85848253nearly went for another iced coffee but i was smart and had a zolpidem instead.healthy little swaps, /britfeel/ x
actually you know what i'm going to do these dishes than sleepmaybe i'll caffeine crash AND zolpidem will hit wake up maybe afternoon and postie has beenbuzz would get me up i think if the light's anything to go buynight friends
Jason is a fag
Wes Streeting sucks willies
>>85848261Fuck the lot of them, only normies take trains to their dumb jobs and relationships so good riddance to the fucking cunts
Wes Poofting
>>85848261What makes you think they won't just force anyone competent to fix it? That how it goes under communism where the superior become slaves to all the useless subhuman 80 IQ mongs who'll eat you alive if you don't comply.
Looks like a fanny haha
Corr fucking treble LUSH
Page wevenPhwoarX
Giving the thread a bumsesh bump x
>>85849449Getting ready for work, lad? Lmao
>>85849028I got one but shaquan and haroon say assplay is for white boiz
ruth's sex holes
i have an ingrown nose hair again, very painful x
So David Walliams is fucked apparently. Looking back at the Little Britain series is fascinating. So popular when I was growing up and everyone loved it. Kids loved it. Shit Little Britain would potentially be illegal now.
Gary Glitter.Jimmy Savile. Rolf Harris. Prince Andrew.David Walliams.Russell Brand.Who else? Who next? David Jason apparently is cued for metoo when he pops his clogs.
>>85849626I feel/worry something might come out about Stephen Fry. Just sort of hints here and there. Certain interviews he has done where the interviewer hinted at something. Poor old Queen might top himself.
>tfw you'll never play a cheeky game of Hide the Sausage with Walliams.
Lollers.HHL.Poley.Who else? Who next?
Shall be lying back down again now, meX
Why wont the taliban ship opium to the uk so i can smoke some? I dont want heroin i want opium
>>85848212>your boyfriend... becomes Indian
>>85849696>Your boyfriend is now 100% Brahmin
>>85849684Drug dealing is unislamic lad. Mind you, you are a kaffir.
>>85849888It's halal and izzat if you're selling it to the infidels
It's actually mental how hard some women hit the wall. Literally within months from a 9 to a 5.
>>85849925What would you know about a 9 to 5 lmaooo
>>85847932Imagine working in a fishmongers and the fella selling you the fish smells of shit that day. It wouldn't work.
>>85847932SSM isn't able to work because of anxiety problems and not because he has TMAU. He gets bennies for anxiety not TMAU. It's the TMAU that gives him anxiety.
Next threadingtonhampshire:>>85850077>>85850077>>85850077
>>85850083Way too early and terrible edish, fuck off
couldnt imagine working in a call centre for minimum wage, im better off on bennies
>>85850033>bragging about being a wagie
Done me back in agains yesterday, can barely move x
>>85850222same de lid. worried I'm going to have long term back issues now corr. it not rite.
Might move cambodia. Cheap and warm. Hate cold weather me.
Pad kaphrao for lunch today. Get in.
>>85850083>bait thread>gapeposting>pol mongs Ill stay here
