Patrick Stewart (1940-2026) edition
I fucking hate my dad sometimes. Last weekend my girlfriend and I stayed at my parents house and one morning we were going at it. I thought we were being quiet, but then we went down for breakfast and my mum greets us with a sort of normal 'morning dearies' and a sweet smile, but then my dad has this fucking shit eating grin on his face and booms out SO WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS WEARING THE STRAP ON THEN?! HAHAHA!I fucking fucking hate that prick so much
>Patrick StewartA real manSimple as
Clapping Stuart Little's cheeks.
Got chronic hip pain at 33 fml
PStew? no thanks !!
>>85854441So your 'gf' was wearing that strap on then. Speaks volumes.
Inform the apus that Sir Patrick Stewart has died
Stealing Stuart Little's car and giving it to my non-sentient hamster.
>>85854421Not enough gape posting for you lad?
>>85854441>being unable to take banter from your dadNot a real man
I straight up just lied to get my job, but fuck it I'm good at it so even if my manager found out at this point we're three years in and I'm the best guy there so what's he gonna do fire me? He wouldn't fucking care. You really can just lie about stuff and get away with it lads.
What a massive fat fucking prick James Corden is. No need for any of this https://youtu.be/NIBUWqSTp90?is=sViUN_nxEIo5-fbb
>>85854459what's he actually after?just say, lad. we at the /britfeel/ writing team welcome your feedback x
>>85854463What's your job then lad?
>>85854441You have posted variations of this story here a bunch of times, why do you keep doing it mate?
>>85854470I sell cars at a Honda dealership
>>85854467IF YOU LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS, COVER YOUR BELLY loved it when he said that x
Has a song ever made you cry lads x
Crushing Stuart Little with high heels.
>>85854487Yes, several times. The most recent I think was Candy by Paolo Nutini
>>85854469I want to hear more from HHL
>>85854487https://youtu.be/Cj7miUnCojQ?si=qu5Om0mPlSY_9o6c
>>85854467>>85854483thank god us mere mortals aren't recorded talking shite while we're drunk OH WAIT
>>85854467the American lady doing fake niceness is far worse than the two British blokes being passive aggressive and awkward at each other.(this would still apply if you switched the genders around, so it's not a sexism thing)
>>85854487https://youtu.be/Kc1VMXQar2Y
Some star wars nonce has died
>>85854532For me its "I didn't understand"
>>85854539Have a bit of class lad
*in the voice of the StarClans II narrator*YOUR KETAMINE SUPPLIES HAVE BEEN DEPLETED.
Can't understand why he did it de lads.
>>85854544That's a good one lad xThe Biggest Lie has to be his saddest song though I reckon
Still can't work out why he did it de lads
>>85854565Zelda's pussy was THAT good.
>>85854565he had the zheimers apparently
>>85854539fuggg you're right ;_;
Don't think I can save my Apu. He didn't recover emotionally from Ozzy passing this year and retreated into comfort watching his favourite programmes: Babylon 5, Star Trek: ToS Star Trek: TNG. Would be kinder to have him put down at this point.
>>85854565being exiled from Menzoberranzan and forced to wander the wilds drove him mad, so searching for the Silmarils was all he had left.
Always jealous of people who have that drive to get good at something and put the time and energy it requires. Whenever i try a hobby i get kind of decent at it then just pack it in, content that I've achieved something of average difficulty. I'll never be exceptional
>>85854565Born once a century a Gerudo male is born to the Gerudo tribe born to be kings and rule over the tribe not satisfied with that he learned of old hylian legend of the tri force. He tried to gain favour with the Hyrule royalty to find the tri force of power so he could rule over all of hyrule. He succeeded by allowing link to gather the 3 spiritual stones and open the door of time, Gannondorf being too evil couldn't touch the Master Sword because only the righteous and pure of heart can lift it from its pedestal. Once Link pulled the master sword out of its resting place Gannondorf invaded the sacred realm to get the tri force of power and turned the world of hyrule into world of ruin.
>>85854532Gayest song I've ever heard
>>85854639Not gayer than yer da lad
Crosslad, why couldn't Ganondolf wear gloves to lift the sword?
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been an capsule hotel manager welcoming international tourists in Tokyo. he could have been a bespoke tailor measuring clients for premium suits, he could have been an operating theatre technician assisting surgeons. the fishy smell ruined his life. got him expelled from his commercial airline pilot training because his flight instructors couldn't tolerate the close confines of the tiny two-man cockpit during long flights. he could have been a perfume counter consultant if his natural scent didn't completely overpower the fragrances he was trying to sell.
LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINSX
Dying general. Pathetic.
>>85854664Let's see your little general then lad, sick of it
>>85854648The Master sword is connected the sacred realm there the sages will judge if you have a pure of heart or a heart of evil desires. If a good person touches the tri force the holder will usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity. If an evil person touches the tri force the world will fall into darkness.
>>85854675what if he also kept the gloves on while he touched the Triumph Forks? would the world default to neutral?
>That's hilariousAny fat fucks in?
Not depressed but i can't wait to die. Wouldn't put this life on anyone
Things have not been going wellThis time I think I finally fucked myself
>>85854670You sound triggered, spacker. Pipe down. Don't reply to my posts. You will achieve nothing of note in your pathetic existence.
if he never had fish odour syndrome he could have been an astronaut preparing for long duration space station missions. he could have been a rolex salesman adjusting straps on customers' wrists, he could have been a dentist performing delicate oral surgeries. the days of fish smelling ruined his life. got him kicked out of his submarine crew deployment because the recycled air system in the deep sea vessel couldn't filter out the scent in the shared bunks.
>>85854423rest in peace captain
>>85854706Please don't confront me with my failures, i had not forgotten them
>>85854696what has happened laddington?
>>85854706Come on lads. I mean ... we're all mates.
>>85854693 Bet I'm more depressed than you and a bigger loser
>>85854736Well probably since i just said I'm not depressed
>>85854688No that's not how it works, simply wearing gloves does not make you pure of heart. The sacred realm is created by the 3 Gods of hyrule. Din, Farero and Nayru. They judge whether or not you have good or evil intentions to use the trifroce that they created.
>>85854664I think /r9k/rinkle is more suited to your tastes little lad x
My thigh has been proper killing for like a week, am i dying lads
pray for ruthmong, he jumped off beachy head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-z9tHa_5BUwatching this QUALITY piece of Christkino.not knocking Christians in general wor Crosslad don't you worry, but this is funny as hell. saw it on Sky Movies when i was about 13 thinking it was just a normal teen horror film. but you sort of need the context that it's an American/Church thing then it makes sense. like it's engineered to be OKAY for little Jeremiah to watch.
Pray for gay mong
>>85854772How did he get there from Turkey
Drunk as shit I just pissd myself gags
>>85854760Could be coming down with a blood clot lad that's how it started for me.
>YT muzak serving me sunoslop AI shit too just now for the first timeckin ell innit
>>85854808Well fuck. I should probably go the walk in
Check twitter, it's all going down, theres some massive allegations coming out against Stewart and his decades of noncery against young boys. Holy shit.
>>85854820Why must you lie about someone who just died
>>85854744>Dinlook at her, testing poor Link's purity by dancing with him like a saucy little minx.(i'd light her fire any day~)
>>85854782You ever seen The Last Temptation of Christ? Corrrrr. Good kino that was. The Bible... In the Beginning is good too if you're into mental, made-to-scale Noah's arks.
>>85854836Off to reddit you pop you cunt.
>>85854844You're the cunt if anyone is mate. Nothing wrong with a bit of sincerity
>>85854820i have FACT CHECKED this post by checking Twitter.a quick lazy search for 'patrick stewart allegations' and there's nowt. only hits are shite like>He never faced any allegations and was a great actor. He is going to be missed.methinks you are but a common troll, sir
Why does he want to kill himself lads? What's he afraid of?
Go on lads what's your go to pint x
>>85854908he's been suicidal before.idk i'm hoping to be glass-half-full on this one, dude's just an oddball. i understand the feeling but i HOPE we're wrong
You seen this France vs Japan thing on X? Funny as fuck France are winning
>>85854927Quim juice from the furry cup
has google maps changed for you? i cant look up bus times anymore
>>85854927A Swan Session Blonde at my favourite pub in York.
>Twitter/XNARM
>>85854941France are definitely not winning. And it's not France is it, it's Africans
>>85854950Bus wanker. Learn to drive.
>busesReal man stuff
>>85854957Just say you're a nonce little man
Bet Matt Lucas will feel a bit awkward once his best mate goes down for noncing
>30 Octobero we are spookin
>>85854963Bit late for ad hominem. Should be tucked in for beddybyes. Work tomorrow.
>>85854963Stfu brown boy x
>>85854964Why do you think he's reinventing himself with e.g. Taskmaster? Damage limitation.
>>85854964It's so fucking over for Walliams. Wrongun. Never liked him.
>>85854927St Austell Proper Job at the moment.
perfect job for us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5kHyQWGzY
>>85854935And those victims have probably had suicidal thoughts too. He needs to face the consequences of his perverted mindset. Fucking wrongun likes them on the young side.
British? Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame? Watch the hololive Justice Phasmophobia collab in two hours: https://youtu.be/3FwAg_0_xDc(other POVs not scheduled yet but should be available)
Would have loved Welcome to the NHK if it wasn't for that paedo arc. Completely relatable otherwise
When you have fish odour syndrome you get suicidal thoughts
>>85854805I'm British, white and never left the UK.>>85854772Not yet lad. One day I will.
>>85854991Andy looks a little bit like a younger SSM
>I'm British, white
>>85855003Not a big fan of Liz to be fair, same with Raora. I do like CC and GG though.
Only 400 mb left on the drive lads. Fuck porn addiction.
>>85854960money is a bit tight for that, I'm sure you'll be very empathetic and understanding =)
>>85854962i dont get this what do you mean?
>>85854990corrr had a few of these during my twice-yearly relapses.they had better ALWAYS come in bottles. i know they do the cans now, but it's nice that you can get a tasty bottle-conditioned ale in all the supermarkets.
>>85855025this but kinos and/or general hoarding.
>>85855025>pornNot a real man
I think I might have pissed on the floor a few days ago when I was drunk and that's why it smells.
Every day we above ground is a shut day,there's nobody wors3Off than us
>>85855103Pathetic and gross and disgustingHave a word with yourself
Nobody will give a fuck when I rope but because this bald cunt did a few episodes of star wars the internet sheds a fucking ocean for the cunt, fuck you
>>85855150It's not pathetic, it was an accident
>>85855154>Anonymous>waaa nobody ramambers meeeeDo something with purpose, dickhead
>>85854565Born as the only male to an infinite harem of women, but then he got circumcised.
>>85855163Putting on a daft costume and larping as an alien is not doing something with a purpose lad, fuck the lot of yas
>>85855171Somebody is a grumpy graham today
>>85855192Xem's pretending to be on xeir period.
>>85855177No YOU do something with purpose, you ignorant spastic. With YOUR life. Fuck him, he's dead, he can't do anything. But YOU can make a difference to YOUR life and YOU can start by not making any more excuses. Be a man and stand up for YOUR life. I believe in YOU.
poor little lad is on a mega melty
>>85855219Is little lad in the room with us right now, big lad?
might have a ham and cheese toastie.
>>85855290Get one down you me lad. Have tonight's tonight and tomorrow's tonight.
>>85855302Cheese is high in choline and will lead to a build up of TMAO in the body
everything getting worseat least i still have boozeoppressive lifebut i continue
He try to keep positive in life x
He got to consider he self lucky x
> Each day that you walk the earth, phantoms will say to you, 'You cannot have toasties.'> But it is within your power to say, 'You are but a phantom and I am a servant of the LORD; I shall have myself a toastie.'Jesus 1:16-17
https://youtu.be/na4oA2d1aK8
Some day fish and some day shit de lads, oh aye x
>>85855426the headphones arnt on her ears!
Finking of my MSN friends from 2004, an others including Myself who at times believed life would continue Much the same not realising that nothing lasts in this life an nothing can ever be counted on except that "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." (Heb 13:8)
I'm on the couch lit
>>85855440Even back then I felt the disconnect. One guy I would sometimes talk to was some guy from Sweden that I met in an online video game who had a girlfriend and told me he had just had sex with her, he was a few years older than me, at the time I was probably 15 or some bullshit and I guess it was kinda weird he said that in retrospect but not in a nonce way, just a guy bragging about sex, but I was just an ugly mong teenager on the interrnet and I'm still an ugly mong on the internet only now I'm an adult and he must be like 38 now and he's probably married with six kids and a big house and a sports car and a fancy career. Mad really. I'm probably the biggest loser in the world unironically.
A fucking street shitting Indian with an arse parasite 10 metres in length has a better life than me.
i shall be going to bed soonish wish you all a nice morning
A fucking Bangladeshi nonce with one arm and an ingrown toe nail has a better life than me.
>>85855555pwooorr look at them 5s
The internet peaked with habbo x Shut it down..Shout out jibbi RIP Jephyrr
U met me at a very 2002 time in my life.....
Ever fink theres more to.it all and at the end You'll be like Oh of course........I get it now......Haha....Know what I mean?
Collab is in a few minutes but Raora and Cecilia still haven't put their stream up D:
Bit of a late nite snackington-on-the-naze innitLuvly, thatPhwoarX
S/o magitek-designs Agent00zeldaione, bob RIP lilduckieS.o Fan listings, in general......
Bumping Pearl Jam
pictishfreak Decadent_One Scottish legends of smash melee forgotten by time......
Raora on twitch for some reason, CC MIA :'(
>>85855715I had his song off twin peaks on earlier. Xx n_n
might have to turn the heating on soonfascinating stuff
Ngl byt thats my.jam x
