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Superinjunction edish
>Pic NOT rel fyi
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>>85870467
strange edish but no choice, it sunday morning x
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did you know you have that
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full wollocks, need to ask my wife if she can empty them
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>>85869834
Imagine being this pathetic at life.
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>>85870519
She emptied mine so I'll assume she will empty yours.
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>>85870543
Mine too, seems a bit harsh if she turns him down.
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Sunday Bumday Bumsesh coming on strong today.
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How might YOU warn future generations about jews?
I wonder if past generations thought that a stark depiction of their murder of our saviour would be enough.
Apparently not.
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>>85870550
Hmmm, never considered that. Good point.
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ate an entire tube of primula cheese last night, sucked it right out the tube.
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>>85870467
What will you do when Busification hits Europe (which it WILL)?
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fucking baltic in my box flat x
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>>85870618
wollox freezing this morning de lid, lovely and sunny though
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my box room heats up to a lush 21 deg C with the computer on, even with no heating
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>>85869101
>Loser.
Actually, I'll gain. More money into public services that I'll use vs money sunk into dosser pockets (yours, judging by your limp-wristed reaction). Gonna be fun watching some of the fakers and hypochondriacs have to finally take some accountability or just crash the fuck out.
Tories did fuck all. Labour will do something. Reform will slash and burn welfare, but they're gonna be irrelevant before much longer.
Imagine having to lose the muscle memory of being a bennies waster for years. Gonna be fun to watch.
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V nice in my 3-bed detached house
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>>85870609
That stuff got well pricey. Used to love it spaffed thick on crackers. Corrrr.
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>>85870638
1.25 on offer in Lidl de lad, picked myself up a few.
my favourite is the cheese & prawn one
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>>85870644
Good spot. I shall partake later on. Nice one Lidllad.
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got that heating on now
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>>85870631
each of them are pro austerity, just weather they throw a bone every once in a while or not. there is no powerful anti austerity party, there is no popular nationalist party, there is not even an actual anti migration party (that can actually win).
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on repeat
forever
until you like it
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>>85870611
carry a knife with me, no dying for pissrael
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>>85870752
You don't and you will
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Are the government really planning on arming the loony left during the draft? Do they not realise they'll just try and put the barrel up their bums?
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Have something stuck between my teeth for some time now. Its starting to stink. Cant get it out.
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I was at my friend's house last night, and he gave me a sheet of "diazies" from his ex gf in spain. Look them up this morning, they're fucking happy pills. Trazadone, but called deprax. I've chucked them in the bin.
Also, I tried to think of his BPDemon gf differently last night (oh they're just wired differently) and she's nuts. Me and my friend having a laugh playing madden, then she comes down and starts asking my friend if he has anything to tell her, then starts saying how she'd just sat listening to us talk for 5 min and heard my mate crying. Went upstairs then came back down saying she'd spoken to an ex of his and she said he used to beat her. BPD+cocaine+alcohol daily, she's going to kill him one day, she's having hallucinations, hearing stuff, but also been like this for a long time.
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No Nut November started lads. LOCK IN!
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>>85870912
Ganbatte anon pal.
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>>85870912
This is Anti-semitic!
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>>85870931
More like anti sementic.
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>>85870618
get yourself an electric blanket from dunhelm and never be cold again
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>>85870936
NTA but it adds more cost during winter. I have fleece bedding (from dunelm) and it's like getting into a warm pocket.
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Freezing me bollocks off at 8.30 to watch my lad's footy team get battered in a completely uninspired, unmotivated display of mediocrity. Dreadful stuff. Every week.
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>>85870942
Electric blankets are still much cheaper to run than any other kind of heating. If you can survive with just the blanket the whole winter instead of using any electric or gas heaters you'll save a fortune.
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1st of November, Its like a flower in a hurricane.
Only love never hesitates. Only trust has a price to pay. Like a Flower in a hurricane. I'd rather die than walk away.
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Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control

- Ode to utilities companies.
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>>85870971
Get one of those fold-up picnic tables and get a poker tournament going on the sidelines with all the other bored dads.
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>>85870909
Afternoon dvdtard
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>>85870971
You do it for love anon, so it's worth it.
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>>85870878
Get one of those water jet flossing things lad.

>>85870909
Is it any wonder the government is so intent on banning porn, it is just so superior to having to put up with this madness just to get your dick wet.
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>>85871060
Wrong, try again seethemong.
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Wifeberg refuses to empty me wollocks. Not rite.
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>>85870975
Adding to this anon, if you are worried about damp/mold in your house from no heating, I've worked out that it is still cheaper to run an electric blanket and a dehumidifier than it is to heat your house.
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>>85871076
You need to bribe her anon, say you'll buy her a new kitchen appliance or shelf for her handbags or something, they love that stuff.
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>>85871076
Afternoon dvdmong
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My portable AC should be arriving this month.
Don't seethe on a Sunday.
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>>85870975
I'll look into it, can wrap one round myself. Just need something for the hands, I have some thick gloves, but they aren't ideal for vidya.
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Madness that men still get married in this day and age.
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I don't think jews should be allowed
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>>85871116
You just need to keep your core warm, your extremities are the first to get cold but if you keep your body heat up your hands warm up too.
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>>85871154
Online gamer friend got married again, fairly wealthy, 3 houses and a boat, his ex wife was squatting in one of the houses both her kids were grown up. New wife wants a big house, he sells 1, gets a court order for eviction for the ex wife and sells that house as well and gives her half the cash, sells the house he's living in and buys 1 BIG house for the new wife and him, she get's pregnant they need more money so he sells his boat.
A year after the birth the new wife decides to divorce him, takes half the money from the BIG house and boat.
He now lives in a flat.

DO not marry for regular access to fanny.
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>>85871174
It'll have to be heating for now, then I'll get some milk next week for plenty of hot drinks, and look into an electric blanket next bennies day.
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how many layers do you people wear?
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>>85871207
>top
T-shirt, hoodie with hood up, fleece lined hoodie.
>bottom
Usually fleece lined trousers, but today it's 2 pairs of tracksuit bottoms.
You?
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>>85871232
jumper and tshirt tucked into jeans and im warm enough
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>>85871240
Lucky lad.
I just ordered a 2nd pair of thermal lined trousers, not to wear at the same time.
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>>85871207
Three, top and bottom. Madness that I saw people out today in shorts and tshirt. What are they trying to prove.
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alright britfeel keep on roll...baby!
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Going to have to dip into my power cut supplies, I'm thinking it's fried spam butties time.
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>>85871299
They think it makes them look tough

In reality they look like massive spastics wearing shorts, sandals and t shirt in 5c weather kek
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Got the fan on me hate being warm.
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>>85870467
Always knew David Walliams was a wrongun even years ago when Britain's got talent was on I thought he was a weirdo
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>>85870611
I'm the one bundling them into a rented Vauxhall Astra
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>>85871313
Nooooooooo that's for emergencies!!!!!!! If the power cuts tomorrow you will die! At least remember to restock your spam again.
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>>85871337
Leet check. I'll get some next time I get chance.
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>>85871330
Every Boomer would be a wrongun too with all the shit they got away with. You can't even utter a word that you like younger women now without having your life destroyed on social media.
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what's the longest time you have spent without leaving your house
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Got a pot of soup on, lids. Never really made soup before but got plenty of veggies and chicken in as well as a full bag of taters. Gonna let it simmer for a few hours and hope for the best.
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How we feeling about producing BBW facesitting porn resulting in a 4 year jail sentence?

>Oi got a licence for that chubster m8
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mate i dont reckon you have any business with that. focus on your duo
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>>85871368
what you in for?
oh i let my gf sit on my face and recorded it
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>>85871377
>facesitting was it?
not quite, pal, not quite...
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>>85871368
Another draconian nanny state law that women pushed through to fuck over men, but the government will use to strengthen their police state.
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>>85871387
>Oh, been protesting some sort of genuine political issues? Well of course that's not illegal, but we seized your phone and you had a wank over step sis being caught in the tumble dryer and sitting in your face by accident? Right to jail pal

Of course the guy that punched me in the face for no reason at all is spared jail because >reasons
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Do people really want a lassie to sit on their face? For what purpose?
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Finally a government brave enough to take on the jewish porn mafia
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Inhaling a lassie's arse whilst you tongue her pussy. Lush.
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>>85871415
Have you ever laid in the middle of your bed with both pillows on either side? The comfort and safety if that, but also eating Pussy.
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>>85871405
That's genuinely what they will do, use it to jail any opposition or men they don't like but haven't committed any real crime. I mean, why else introduce a law for such nonsense that sends men to jail when they are letting actual murderers and rapists out of jail due to overcrowding?
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Facesitting laws are Jewish.
No Jew wants to be reminded of shellfish.
It's not fucking kosher!
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>>85870611
>Busification
they're called press gangs this isnt a new phenomenon the navy used to do this for years
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>>85871451
eating pussy is kosher, not a joke
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https://youtu.be/UlVHooweZXs?si=n5Y6phTrkZ2WpMGn
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>>85871465
um lad, you know 'eating pussy' is just an idiom right? you don't actually consume the vagina
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>>85871474
i know but you do consume bodily fluids while doing it so there was a debate whether that was ok but the rabbis talked it over and it all fine (=
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>>85871481
what about halal, knowledgeable-about-religous-allowances-for-oral-sex lad
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>>85871494
https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/81980/oral-sex

Anal sex completely haram. Oral sex haram as a tongue which recites the Quran should not lick pussy or suck dick.
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Anti-Semitism on normal tik tok and instagram is actually more extreme than on fucking 4chan pol now.

No really. The fucking vibe shit is insane.
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>>85871076
My wife doesn't have sex with me, she just tells me about the dreams she had where she had sex with me and was blowing me. Dream me gets more action than me.
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>>85871481
I'm not surprised, pussy juice is blood plasma without the red blood cells....
Jews blood drinking practices again....
smdh
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>>85871540
maybe dream you isn't a fat lonely faggot
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>>85871545
Would make sense seeing as it's me. Were you hoping to make an appearance?
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>>85871357
I think a month, might be a little longer. When I stepped outside it was like being in another world.
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>>85871538
Normies are anti-semitic for different reasons such as them killing the poor innocent brown people and not what /pol/ seethes about which is the white genocide.
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>>85871357
A little over a year
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David Walliams. Mr stink
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>>85871534
But it's ok to suck on the tongues of little boys?
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Sean is able to work. Kick him out of the spacker home and off the bennies.
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Some advice needed lads. Last year in February when I moved my internet kept disconnecting. BT sent over engineers twice, and an open reach engineer to check the fibre, they saw nothing wrong. My socket was replaced, I had a new router, a new filter, no luck. Still kept happening, constant daily disconnects lasting 30 seconds to 2 minutes, about 4-10 times a day. Then suddenly around April the issue stopped.

Now about 2 weeks ago the problem has started again, the only difference being that it's gotten colder. So what the fuck is happening? Is it something to do with the wiring not being properly weather resistant? I'm going to call BT again but seeing as last winter they did fuck all, I'm not holding out much hope and thinking of switching to someone else.
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>>85871591
Sean makes up some absolute bollocks. It's more than likely some sort of voluntary job arranged for a few hours a week by a spacker organisation. I don't say this to have a go at him. Fair enough, but it's not a real job, and he won't be giving responsibilities an actual employee would be given.
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>>85871603
It does sound like a fault outside the home, perhaps down the line in a junction box.
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>>85871622
Sounds like you're just jealous. Welper has made it and you're stuck in your boxroom. Pathetic.
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>>85871631
That's why I'm worried that switching ISP isn't going to solve it. It's bloody annoying, every time I disconnect any downloads I have either stop or pause.
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>>85871591
They'll never kick him off bennies because we live in a victimhood culture where no matter how useless and burdensome someone is on the state it'll still have to fund their existence indefinitely.
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Watching that wallace and gromit wererabbit aren't i
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>>85871649
What would you suggest? An execution? Dickhead.
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>>85871673
NTA but we could just do nothing.
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>>85871673
That would be a good start yes.
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>>85871673
or just not fund them you mong, if they want to die from starvation thats on them
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>>85871673
No bennies. His family can care/pay for him.
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>>85871645
My only advice to keep at BT or hire an independent repair guy, but he's going to cost you money and there would still be no guarantee he will fix the line.
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>>85871695
His mother is his carer and gets compensated for it. It lush x
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>>85871706
This is untrue now. He is in a care home for spackers and his mum is now in a care home for the elderly.
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>>85871706
Giving a bad name to those of us with genuine illnesses
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>>85871695
Not his family's job. He is a UK citizen. UK government has a job to do. They have to look after him and make sure he's womfy. You a traitor?
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>>85871717
I don't mind the welfare state supporting those who are in genuine need. Like if it was true National Socialism. I want to support my people.
The problem is nowadays it supports recently arrived immigrants to live here for free, and fakers who don't want to work.
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>>85871731
Immigrants can do one but Welper is a citizen of Sunderland, born and bred, and he'll be good cannon fodder in the upcoming war. Therefore, we should look after him.
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>>85871700
How is an independent repair guy going to be able to fix any wiring that only open reach can access? I don't think the issue is inside my home, they've replaced everything in here that it could be.

I'm on the phone to BT now listening to the crap hold music.
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HHL is a parasite. The UK would be better off if he was never born.
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>>85871736
Isn't autism an excuse to not be drafted? I hope so, I won't want to die in a ditch for foreign wars
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The lads who are calling for his execution. Great. One problem, What if you get fired and you can't get a job because Muhammad and his paki friends get them? Would you be content to starve because you don't think the state should help out their own? Lush x
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How is the prostitution scene in your area?
What are the ethnicities, pricing?
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>>85871566
Yeah but the brown people anti-semitism locks into the traditional European antisemitism/protocols of the Elders of Zion. Same tropes. Jews control the banks. Jews control the governments. Jews are physically ugly and dysgenic. Jews are genetically evil. Medieval style blood libel about Jews drinking blood
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>>85871747
We'll all be sent to Spacker Squadron. We'll be like Dad's Army and we'll protect the homefront.
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>>85871752
It's mostly black and east Asian women, and fat tattoo-covered old white women.
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>>85871752
Pricing has been fucked. I don't bother now. What used to cost 100 for a good hour punt now costs 200. Fuck that.
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>>85871749
>Muhammad and his paki friends get them
90% of them are on bennies. Just go walk past a job centre and look at the people that come and go. They would be executed right alongside helper.
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>>85871771
If we're being honest, Half of Britfeel would be executed. Even the ones larping as Wagies.
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>>85871778
Good. Nothing of value would be lost.
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>>85871778
NTA but why does she have a brown micropenis?
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>>85871566
Also, hardly anyone on pol really hates Jews. Most of them have never met a Jew. People on pol hate Jews because our cultural moral framework is still heavily influenced by WW2. The Nazis and Hitler replaced Demons and Satan as the benchmark of the bad guys.
If you wanted to be edgy and evil and hated the modern world then the Nazis were the ultimate object of fascination.

Hence why 70s British punks, bikers, New Zealand Maori violent gangs all appropriate Nazi imagery and iconography. The swastika or ss symbols are like devil horns or pentagrams. They know little of Nazi ideology or the history of antisemitism.

1930s central and Eastern Europe hated Jews due to over a millennium of building antisemitism based initially on a religious objection to Jews that morphed into a racial hatred. All of it connected to the fact that since the early medieval era Jews were allowed to be money lenders usury (and nothing else) and so were literate and numerate (clever Jew stereotype).

These tropes have been passed onto brown people across the world due to the anger at the bombing of Gaza.
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Big game tonight. Spacker FC v Cripple United.
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I was born in the cold

No one cared who I was until I put on the sherpa lined flying jaclet.
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>>85871802
Julian the shoeless on the left
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>>85871812
A man after Ruthmongs heart.
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>>85871795
No, we hate the Jews because of Jewish behaviour.
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>>85871802
Corrrr, they got Naruto as their goalkeeper.
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>>85871802
Black Sloth in the back doesn't even have shoes, kek.
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Told you lads i was gonna get be a bath yesterday but i didn't. Gonna get one now if that's alright with you lads
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>>85871836
It's not alright with me de lid. Better wait until tomorrow and I might let you.
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it's november and i still haven't put the heating on yet, i have two hundred quid credit as well
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>>85871847
november isn't cold
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How many fiction books do you lads read per year?
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Watching that blue planet 2 aren't i
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>>85871836
You lied to me? I'm hurt.
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Corrrr this will be a cracking night lads
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>>85871856
Between 0 and 1
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Shippy balls deep in a woman's arse
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>>85871847
>i still haven't put the heating on yet
a southern pansy no doubt. Try leaving your boxroom and discovering that the temperature varies around the UK
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>>85871836
Not sure I trust you now tbqh
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>>85871867
He's quite funny at times, I saw him once and it was fun.
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Wish i could trade in my (You)s for just eat vouchers
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>>85871856
Does manga count? I read lots if manga counts.
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his parents couldn't afford to buy him boots so he learnt to play shoeless on the streets of soweto before a spacca league scout spotted him. Hawkeye (goalkeeper) was raised by hawks and despite being crosseyed it granted him the special hawkeye ability, giving his eyesight a + 20% buff when playing football
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>>85871876
grim up north
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>>85871820
How many Jews do you know in your life?
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>>85871867
hope you enjoy de lad but bit too corr member when for me
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>>85871890
I would say manga counts. It's reading, isn't it? Some manga is pretty dialogue heavy as well.
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Catberg trying to eat my greggs cheese and onion pasty again
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I like to get naked in bed and watch porn on my phone. I just watch porn until I cum without touching myself. Usually takes a few hours. It lush.
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>>85871913
Ever fingered your cat's pussy?
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>>85871890
No, children's picture books don't count little lad
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>>85871921
Please don't talk about my cat that way. And he's a boy
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>>85871921
No but there was an incident with my sister's dog... selfish bitch still hasn't forgiven me.
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>>85871908
>Some manga is pretty dialogue heavy as well.
Especially when trying to set up some bullshit magic system. God I hate info dumps in manga.
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>>85871919
Love to lick your body all over while you goon to porn, esp with poppers, Lush x
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God i HATE anime
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>>85871932
A nice middle ground is best. Hate when it's just all over complicated art that is hard to tell what's happening.
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>>85871908
It's amazing how much time they have to talk in the middle of a life-and-death battle.
>>85871926
Sure they do, they have words too.
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My Horrid Henry books have plenty of words. x
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>>85871931
NTA but it not rite what you done to emily
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oooh, didn't know about this.
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>>85871964
She needs to move on, she's caused a lot of heart ache for our family.
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>>85871966
Winter is le coming
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Lads I'm obviously talking about actual novels. If it doesn't look like picrel then you did not read a book.
I know nobody reads any more, because the internet and scrolling takes up everyone's time.
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>>85871977
Last book i read was the stranger by albert camus. I really want to start reading again, attention span is fucked
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Based Germans. Wonder when England will finally have the balls to stand up to the tyranny.
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Phwoarrr gotten up me

I do fink yes

X
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>>85871977
I've asked my mummy to get me Project Hail Mary book for Christmas because I keep hearing good things about it over on /tv/.
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>>85871987
we're too passive in this country so it wont happen
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For me its the horrible histories books
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>>85871977
I read books on Kindle on my phone and have done for years. Can't remember when I last picked up a physical book to be honest.
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>>85871997
savage stone age was well good
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>>85871991
Wish you stayed asleep forever so I didn't have to read your shite
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Corrr, He gets to clap these cheeks and I don't. It not rite x
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>>85870467
Ruth grew up reading his books. He needs to rot in prison for a long time instead of getting injunctions.
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>>85871991
Sleepy little boy, aren't you? x
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>>85872009
Look like your average gross British couple. Yuck. Me? I like watching the ones with the solo man who always ends up queuing behind petite 18 year olds in thongs.
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Corrrrrr! Give us a bit o' that!
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>>85871996
It needs to fucking happen. 2011 Duggan tier. 6th of August 2011. Never forget that beautiful day.
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>He posed her corpse with a paper to make her family believe she was alive. He then dismembered her corpse.

I wonder why he did it.
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>>85871603
All I can say is don't bother switching to Incel Media. They don't have IPv6 and are living in 2009 still.
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>>85872047
Do you have any theories?
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>>85871867
>HAHA REMEBER WHEN

Fucking hell, what dire shit.
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>>85872058
I do not. He killed himself before he could go on trial, so we literally do not know why he did it. Her corpse photos have leaked after almost fifteen years.
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>>85872047
>>85872064
A man needs a name. Who did this
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>>85871867
mad how comedians do shows everynight
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>>85872066
Israel Keyes.
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Just got off the phone with BT. They told me weather would have nothing to do with it.

Anyway got an BT engineer coming around Friday, who will almost certainly again say he can't see anything wrong. Fuck sake. Looks like I will have to switch as BT don't fix it.
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>>85871966
It a el nino year so literally not possible
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>>85872052
>They don't have IPv6
That's a good thing though. It means they have dynamic IPv4 rather than static IPv6 which means you can avoid temporary IP range blocks here.
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>>85872047
Who knows mate, maybe he had a migraine
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>>85872082
Well we just can't be sure.
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>>85872073
Israel KYS moar like
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>>85872073
Hmm I reckon he was probably a mentally ill psychopath. Lots of inherited mental problems in that population
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>>85872080
virgin media don't have dynamic ip
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I knew it was bad when even Walliams got cancelled
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>>85872073
>He plunged a bigass hunting knife into her back and strangled her. The autopsy photos show a hesitation stab wound though, something he never spoke about. I wonder why he did that. He says she took it well but she also pissed herself in fear when he left the shed for a while and left her alive. Likely to psychologically torture her.
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>>85872092
They have static IPv4 for every customer? Are they retarded?
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Israel Keyes was an absolute chaddington. Didn't even murder anyone but everyone thinks he did. He was also Jack the Ripper! Hehe... x
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Im in the bath and it is everything I hoped it would be. As you lads would say, it is LUSH
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>>85872108
Don't drop your phone lid
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>>85872107
He didn't kill as many as people think he did, Which is kinda hilarious. He probably would've claimed to be The Ripper if they existed now.
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Might get some hallloumi fries and corn ribs later
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mummy bought her special little tard (me) haribo and alcohol and it is indeed lush
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Love slipping into bed naked and fucking the mattress. x
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>>85872108
Stay there for an hour to make up for yesterday.
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>>85872112
Posting on my Samsung Smart Showerscreen lad
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>>85872080
You still get dynamic IPv4 with a dual-stack connection. Enjoy your CGNAT and painful online multiplayer when someone else is hogging the ports/UPnP on IPv4. IPv6 is the future.

>>85872092
It probably appears that way if the router is on 24/7 and only has short downtimes.
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Love taking a shit on the bath and making a scat soup for a lovely wank. x
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>>85871867
Helper can take his Indian girlfriend TWICE to go and see Paddy McGuinness Corr and I mean Phwoor what a night
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>>85872122
Imaging dying in the shower with 4chan and porn open. Grim.
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Have you lads seen this video? It's funny
>>>/wsg/6262721
Sound ON
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>>85872121
Will do mate, sorry again
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Warm bath is a good way to fix your phimosis. x
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>>85872132
Tiny little chad doggington. x
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don't watch THIS video, its worse than THAT video
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>he doesn't get a new temporary IPv6 every time he starts the computer

Imagine using IPv6 based on the your device MAC address.
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>>85872132
Seen it on le Reddit the other day. The reason why he acts like that is because dogs are forbidden in Islam they are seen as dirty animals that carry disease. Their children are taught this at a young age.
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>>85872140
he protec, he attac

>>85872146
lol good, I'm glad he was scared
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Don't look at this image, it's worse than THAT image
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This the evil lad that doesn't want you having RAM or storage in the future. Just think of how much quicker AI can develop without us peasants.
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Lads. Don't look at this IMAGE unless you're brave
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Grimposting on a weekend. Living the dream isn't he.
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>>85872148
But in all seriousness it is hilarious how he's acting. If it was a Rottweiler then fair enough but a little Shihtzu? Common now.
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>>85872155
Meant to spoiler it and capitalize THIS instead of IMAGE. Fucked this right up
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>>85872124
>IPv6 is the future.
I already know the future is dystopic lad.

>>85872144
Doesn't happen unless your router is the one getting an new IP address every time, which I doubt it does.
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>>85872154
Sam shirt-lifter fudge packer poofman
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>>85872160
He does a kind of cartoon legs moving in air thing
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Dad owes a drug dealer 480 quid.
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You never went to any halloween parties. You never had a girlfriend.
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>>85872174
Where's Wally's cock? Up her arse. x
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>>85872171
See if he can haggle it down to 420.
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>>85872183
Mumberg isn't happy. He's an alcoholic, addicted to prescription pain meds, and addicted to weed.
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>Yer da getting his kneecaps broken because he owes a drug dealer 400 quid
What a life
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>>85872092
That can't be true. Businesses literally pay more to have a static IP, why would they give that to everyone for free.
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>>85872163
IPv6 is at device level so the last few segments will be changed. It's at device level, not the router.
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>>85872188
How can that be, weed is illegal, just like porn.
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>Yer da being addicted to prescription pain meds, weed and alcohol
What a life
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>prescription pain meds
FOY
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Forced anal sex with Sandra A.
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Bored with serial killer posting, tardlad moves on to dollyposting.
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Forced anal sex with Gregg A.
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>>85872069
Mad how people go to work everyday.
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Taught the mumberg how to clock a tranman by checking the adam's apple and now she points them out on tv all the time
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For me, it's opium. Preferably smoked.
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>>85872174
I had a gf and I went to halloween party. Gf is nice, halloween parties are fucking boring.
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>>85872180
You can't even find a single female. Hard mode.
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>>85872194
That's not what I remember from my GCSEs, your router gets a permanent network address then some mask shares the address with the individual devices in the network. Like the router gets 10.11.12.13.00 then your computer gets 10.11.12.13.01 and your mummy gets 10.11.12.13.02, your IoT dishwasher gets 10.11.12.13.03, etc
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>>85872239
That's still technically a different address GCSE mong.
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>>85872232
They might be if you are no good at socialising. You probably never made any one feel "oh I wish <anon> was here" at any events.
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My becky rose looks like a whore in her halloween makeup. I hope she has wiped that shit off her face.
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>>85872270
Which one is Becky? The ugly disabled one?
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>>85872281
The most adorable wagie one. I hope she's had a great weekend with her brown bf.
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Ruthmong is fucked in the head I tell you.
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Why are migrants looting and burning down German cities now? Is it about schools again?
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>>85872294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlou7FK4OzA
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>>85872301
Imagine living in 2026 and everything is like 10x more expensive since COVID. Imagine knowing you are never going to progress in a career, own a home and this means pussy is unobtainable for many young men now. Their only answer is violence.
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are scottish lass is too popular now, I don't like this.
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>>85872314
But those people didn't even live in Europe 10 years ago.
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and then i cut her from her arse to her cunt
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>>85872314
>Imagine knowing you are never going to progress in a career, own a home
mad how this was like 95% of everyone in history
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>>85872255
Yes, but at the same time no. If you reset your router, you are not going to get a new router address like dynamic IPv4, the IP address will forever be associated with you and you can't change it to escape an IP range ban or avoid google tracking you everywhere for example.

There's an irony that we are talking about the internet and now suddenly my internet is having trouble.
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>>85872301
Was it ever really about schools?
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>people finally rising up in europe
>nooooo dont do that! blame the migrants, stay passive!

oy vey
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>>85872354
I don't believe it's possible to be this retarded. Nice try to stir the pot though mong
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>>85872368
And this is exactly why the country is in the state its in, too pussy to do anything, others start doing something and you sit there bootlicking the governments instead.
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>>85872326
Plenty of white men joining in on the action. We angry. Women don't do it because they can get sex whenever they feel like it.
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shut the fuck up ruthmong
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>>85872344
Sometimes my IPv4 starts with a 2, sometimes an 8, sometimes a 3. That's several ranges from the top level.
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>>85872389
If it had anything to do with sex they would be looting boots for condoms and then going around raping women.
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Women also know they can easily hook up with someone successful and will always have security in their life. Us lads are just redundant in society. We are the ones who are under the threat of being on the streets.
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Amazing to see how some of you are the same all these years later. Even helper moved on and got himself a gf.
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>>85872381
Go on lad. Get out of your boxroom and smash a shop window. That'll show them.
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>>85872407
Big neck on that lad
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>>85872407
do you think sean has to bring his own fork? they might keep one in for him as he is the "Damad Ji" now
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>>85872381
What can be done?
Every time a right wing politicians gets elected on promise to deal with immigration suddenly turns round and floods the nation with immigrants. Look at the US, look at Italy, look at Japan, etc. Any time there are protests against immigration, they are quickly condemned by the government, media and women as racist far right attacks on minorities and you end up being fucked by the police, etc.

>>85872397
What?
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Hope the hard working immigrant men got good shutters. The zoomers will be coming for those vapes when they get angry.
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We need a Sean version of longcat
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>>85872389
>We angy.
More appropriate given the state of you idiots.
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>>85872381
What you describe is not the situation though it it. You are lying or misled. Most likely the former.
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Breeding the gfberg again soon

Arnt i

X
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We at boiling point. All the bennies lads will be out there looting and burning this shithole country down. No pussy, no future, no money, no home, no pension...it fucking grim.
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>>85872239
>Like the router gets 10.11.12.13.00 then your computer gets 10.11.12.13.01 and your mummy gets 10.11.12.13.02, your IoT dishwasher gets 10.11.12.13.03, etc
Fucking hell STOP.
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>>85872448
Stupid cunt, shut your gob
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>>85872452
He has never gotten a completely different range because he is on a shit ISP or they have him in the watchlist range.
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>>85872453
Poor catburgentenshire
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>>85872344
>the IP address will forever be associated with you and you can't change it to escape an IP range ban
Nobody tell him about stateless, SLAAC, or prefix delegation. Hehe.
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>>85872451
>All the bennies lads will be out there looting and burning this shithole country down.
No chance. The workers and REAL MEN will fucking SHRED any dossers who dare to leave their spacker caves.
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musik
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Will you nerds stop posting about ip addresses trying to have a bath here
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Might get a venus fly trap, what do you reckon?
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>>85872477
make ya dans
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>>85872483
How will it survive in earth's atmosphere?
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>>85872452
Those were lazy examples, not proper addresses, but explain to me where I am wrong please

>>85872459
>>85872465
You too, are IPv6 addresses to your router not static? Because all I have ever got was a permanent address and it is fucking annoying.
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>>85872459
He's also fucked up the octets like a child. ISP might do address reservation based on MAC address. I remember back in the day I was on Virgin Media cable and they assigned IPs based not the MAC. Rotating that in the router (VMWare MAC address script) meant I could bounce around on a new IP every 20 minutes.
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>>85872479
You still in the bath? Absolute madlad. Your hour is nearly up anyway.
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good morning to
- friends
- non-friends
- enemies
- frenemies
- (You)
- neutrals
- neutral (You)s

it is a bit nippy today and i left my flat's (interior) doors open so the draught has crept from the kitchen and bathroom to the boxroom, but i'll deal. we are all in it together x
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>Virgin talking about ISP's
>Chad talking about getting a Venus fly trap
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kids are always fucking up octets. Classic kids what are they like
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Who can forget the time Sean visited Paris?
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>>85872483
It's winter already lad, flies are dead, so it might go a bit hungry.
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>>85872506
Good getting ready to be evening soon anon.
I've just put the heating on.
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>>85872514
do one with him as that long necked bloke in men in black
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>>85872495
Your router will have an external address and an internal address, and likely be a DHCP server that hands out addresses to the internal devices.
The EXTERNAL address will be whatever your ISP gives you based on your router, could be static (no changes) or dynamic (changes), and if it's dynamic it could be reserved for a time, so it your router has e.g. 198.51.100.100 with a hardware ID (MAC) of e.g. 00-00-5E-00-53-01, it might have a lease time of - say - 12 hours. Any time in that 12 hours you connect with your router that has 00-00-5E-00-53-01 as the ID, you get the same IPv4 address. If you can rotate your router MAC, you might get a different IP address. It might not work.
IPv6 can be static or dynamic, and they CAN be based on hardware ID. Again, you might find rotating your MAC and reconnecting gives you another IPv6 address externally. Internal IPv6 can be stateless, static or dynamic,
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>>85872522
they actually don't need that many flies
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hilarious that hhl is still living rent-free in your heads despite the fact he hasn't posted here in months
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>>85872479
is ur willy all small lad
pls send photo to 08000 288 291
I am radio 2
cheers
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>IP

last thing you want in the bath
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>>85872539
>months
weeks*
if you're gonna speak up, get your facts right
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>>85872522
>flies are dead
the alive flies in my house would respectfully disagree
and it's autumn not winter
APART FROM THAT
10 out ot 10
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also they eat spiders to
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>>85872552
Don't forget about pooblock origin.
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>>85872552
>bath
huehue
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Can't tell me 'bout no hustlin'
I'm stuntin' on these broads
Superbowl ring cost a lil' somethin'
'Bout what you pay up here for a yard
Put the 20's in her G-string
The 50's in her bra
'Cause even though they tap phones, raid homes
Get this fetty
Baby, hustling's in my heart
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>>85872566
>pooblock
huehuehue
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>>85872448
lots of breeding
no child yet
can only assume lad is seedless jaffa
it sad
narm
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>>85872535
I've been trying to say all this, just really badly because I haven't been to an IT class in 10+ years and forgot all the jargon. So my external IP is static, and it unlikely to change, I assumed that was the case for everyone. Either way I hate it and wish I had my dynamic IPv4 back.
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>>85872589
Right, but if you can rotate your MAC in the router it might change it. What's your router make and model?
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>pooblock

no thanks had enough tramadols for now
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>>85872589
If it is static, you might be able to contact your ISP and ask for a dynamic one instead.
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thing about venus flytraps is you need nutrient free soil
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Patrols the thread for Jews....
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>>85872596
It's a BT hub 2, I've already looked though the settings and there was nothing I could see that would make any difference.

>>85872606
I doubt they would do it, but it is worth asking.
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>>85872635
*Feeds you a knuckle sandwich*
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I only dress in all black because I'm fat
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went on to a competing message board web site

saw this image macro

who's Sam Altman, and what's he doing to our RAM?
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Some BPD bitch has been giving my mam grief, teaching her how to spin the daft cow's jaw if it ever comes to it
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>>85872650
Pork isn't kosher you fat pig
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Don't have the attention spam to play video games anymore. Would rather just refresh /britfeel/ all day.
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>>85872659
what's the sitch lad?
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>>85872660
uh
https://newzealmeats.com/Beef-Knuckle.html
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>>85872655
He's one of those AI bast-billionaires over in America and he recently gave an interview saying people at home should not have RAM in their computers and they should give it to him for the greater good.
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>>85872697
Ok PigBoy. oink oink
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>>85872655
https://www.ign.com/articles/openai-ceo-sam-altman-thinks-its-terrible-for-you-to-have-ram-in-your-gaming-pc
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Might start a skilling account on OSRS.
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Giving ruth a rimjob x
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>>85872655
CEO of OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT. He's a jew who can't even program and doesn't understand anything about computers work.

AI companies are buying up all the RAM and making consumer devices very expensive.
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SUCK FACE OFF THE BONE
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>>85872700
so we're just reinventing timesharing?

>you'll get a SLICE of the computer usage, but the actual hardware is off elsewhere, it's not 'yours'
?
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All politics in 2026 is the Jewish question.
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Fucking around on my modular synthesizer on ketamine
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Giving rim a ruthjob x
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doing smelly poos
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>>85872736
Yeah, just more billionaires telling the peasants that you will own nothing and be happy.
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vape tastes like peanut butter am i habing stroke
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>>85872790
did you get the peanut butter flavor
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>>85872790
You forgot to wipe your mouth after eating your sandwich.
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Right lads, I'm having my weekly shower. I'll be back in an hour or so.
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always shower with that mint tea shower gel. makes your knob all tingly phwoar x
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Really enjoyed Obsession but I found out a lot of normies like it, so I don't like it anymore.
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>>85872808
Have fun.
>>85872818
It not rite what it does to yer bits.
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Just not right what they did. It defies logic. It's beyond comprehension.
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>>85872808
>foreskin detail
nice, saved, and appreciated
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>>85872495
Are you changing your network settings on the device? On Linux you can modify a kernel setting (even disable IPv6 if you want) or use a frontend like the network manager.

On IPv6 settings you have to enable temporary IPv6 extensions. The router will clog up with a new device every time you connect though so it's usually off by default. The generation mode can be stable or EUI64 (your hardware MAC is used to generate the address...this makes it easier for someone out of network if they got your device to say "this was the exact device using that IP" so that's bad...with IPv4 it could be any device on the network linked to it). Even if you connect to different ISPs, the IPv6 address pattern will be the same I believe with EUI64. Makes it easy to track you across networks.

With local IPv4/wifi you also want to have stable generation of MAC so access points don't get your real MAC. You can do that per SSID so it will use the same MAC for a network but it's not the real one. iOS by default does this now.
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any market lads in? i've heard the AI bubble has burst, is that ture?
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Two proper jobs in only. Cutting it right down x
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From my understanding EUI64/IPv6 is bad for privacy. If you connect to a VPN with IPv6, that will have the same pattern as your ISP generated address. Always generate random MAC addresses for every network interface too. Mental connecting to a network with your bare hardware MAC.
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>>85870936
ive got one mate its fucking lush
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Why do you want to hide your IP lads?
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Getting a proper neckjob off of are Sean right now. Gonna bust me nut soon. x
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>The end result is 11 songs that explore the culture and history of Britain and Scotland, which the trio have delved into after spending years in the US.
>For Doherty, this approach came after he frequently returned to Scotland to spend time with his mother, and found himself inspired by filmmakers like Ken Loach, and British artists like Massive Attack, Siouxsie & The Banshees, who never shied away from tackling social issues.
>This was paired with the new songwriting approach of Cook, who was still living in Scotland and started to move away from electronica and embrace acoustic instruments, inspired by Nick Drake, Bert Jansch and Incredible String Band.

uhhh
>started to move away from electronica and embrace acoustic instruments
EXCUSE ME??? Chvrches? more like Sellovts.
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posting this again
any market lads in? i've heard the AI bubble has burst, is that ture?
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>>85872897
Yeah lad I just asked Gemini and they said it's all true.
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Call of Duty is just military propaganda.
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>>85872874
It's not hiding it. One part is the ISP allocated address range. The lower half is what tracks you if you use EUI64 and the same device in multiple countries, isps, vpns, public hotspots etc. It's like cookies...but at IP level. Bad.

IPv4 addresses are for the entire network. IPv6 is per device. You still need to have a random MAC though even if you are only on cucked virgin broadband with just IPv4. Routers store it in the logs, they may even send it to the ISP for "diagnostics".
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how am i meant to get claude to do my job for me if the ai bubble bursts
fuck sake x
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>>85872849
>>85872869
Man, you are going over my GCSE head. So you are saying like the other guy that I need to change my MAC address regularly, fine, problem is my router doesn't allow me to do that from the settings I've seen.

>>85872874
I don't like google/amazon tracking me everywhere. It's already bad enough that the government is doing it, but you can't really do anything about that.
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>>85872895
Wouldn't mind throatfucking what Chvrches lassie. Cheeky wee so and so.
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>>85872754
are we still on that 'trickle down' malarkey? i know identity politics is still hip and happening, but what the hell is the average British lad meant to do? some bairn is born today, even if he grows up to be a computer whizz, he'll just be told 'lol that's not good enough any more m8 we have AIs'?
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>>85872850
No. The AI bubble pops when one of the major AI company's (OpenAI, Anthropic ect) go under. Until then we're stuck with maniacal billionaires telling us that we are unethical and evil for drinking water and owning computer hardware.
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>>85872910
Get it to come up with a way to stop the AI bubble from bursting.
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>>85872918
Your MAC address has to be changed on every devices network settings, not the router. There's an option to select random (different every time the connection is established) or stable (stays the same but not your true hardware MAC).
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You guys actually taught stuff in highschool ICT? We got led through everything step by step so they could say we passed
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Back of my ears smell fucking disgusting
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>>85872910
if only you knew etc etc
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>>85872918
BT Hub 2 is old as dirt. Next time there's a storm, unplug it and call them from your mobile - they'll send you a new one it it's storm damaged
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IPv4 = MAC address visible to router/public wifi (an ISP router may even upload this) but not websites
IPv6 = same as above but...MAC address forms part of the IPv6, so a website using IPv6 can see you no matter what networks you move to

Just fucking spoof it.
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Always surprises me when people actually know stuff in britfeel. Always assume we're all useless neets
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>>85872897
>AI bubble has burst
nah, still got some life in it yet
just don't buy $ORCL
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oh shut up with your nerd nonsense.
have a wank to something normal like the rest of us.
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>>85872966
Love how they put adverts out explaining how they're protecting customers from threats yet you are lucky their routers get any firmware updates. ISPs won't give you a new model one unless it's absolutely necessary (like for fibre to the premises).
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>>85872966
Those hubs let anyone use your wi-fi too if they are an existing customer or buy a day of internet access. They don't let you opt out of this. :o
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>>85872977
already had one to your dad, little ladlet x
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>>85872946
>Your MAC address has to be changed on every devices network settings
That's not going to happen, so I guess I am fucked.

>not the router
Why not the router? I would have thought it would be the most important one to change if you want your ISP to give you a new address?

>>85872966
BT is quite stingy with their hubs, I remember calling about a hub fault last year and they sent an engineer out to check first rather than just sending out a new hub.
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>>85872996
You can opt out from your BT account
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Its like bloody DIXONS in here
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>>85873004
>BT is quite stingy with their hubs,
try ebay
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>>85872932
Trickle-down malarkey is more an American thing, no?
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If you have your wifi set to open, you at least have plausible deniability. Every person should do this but rate limit anything that isn't a specific MAC address.
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>>85873008
ready to read YOUR contriboootions, big man
whenever YOU are ready
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>>85872437
Trump didn't do any of that.
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Hope i die before my consciousness gets put into a computer and tortured for eternity
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Why should I care about my privacy online?
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>>85873011
Feel wrong to pay for something that I should get for free. But if it allows me to change the MAC, then it will probably be worth it.
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>>85873007
I didn't see that option when my parents had it. I think I last used it to opt out of CGNAT but I believe they have more IPv4 address space these days. I know the shitty routers never let you change it but it quite gladly says it's on. Can't change DNS on there either. They are one of three providers logging DNS lookups but they cannot tell you that.
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>>85872074
Ask your engineer if you can spoof your MAC address.
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>>85873027
Same reason I wear a burka in public despite being a white atheist man. Everything is watching you and you can't even walk into Sainsbury's without being false flagged by the AI face detection as a shoplifter from half way up the country at another branch.
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>>85873004
>sent an engineer out to check first
Easily sorted - read up on Etherkiller.
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Wonder what considering getting a venus flytrap lad is up to
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>>85873048
>Same reason I wear a burka in public despite being a white atheist man

Mate, you don't do that. You don't even leave the house.
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Footage from my Ring doorbell last night.
https://x.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/2116782354505285798
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>>85872974
We're all just pretending lad.
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>>85873056
Last time I did they arrested me for "intimidating" people with my balaclava and refusing to give my details.
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>>85873052
Got his penis trapped in the venus trap.
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>>85873056
He is also neither white (he's Turkish) nor atheist (he's a devout Muslim)
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dafuq.

and yes i've gone and done it all, it accepts my face but not my passport (too blurry after 24 attempts). and presumably my passport doesn't count anyway because it's expired.

my Amazon account itself is more than 18 years old. THESE AREN'T FOR CRIMES OR SELF-HARM, IT'S FOR DRUGS ffs, state of this country
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It pisses me off they leave you own if you wear a burka and pray to some non-existent entity. BUT wear a balaclava and you're some kind of freak stalker weirdo making women feel scared out at night.
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My Apu is in fucking pieces now it's firework season. Poor lid was a wefugee from the Frenzibar Frogroms back in 2008 and still cries over the time Seethers trapped him in an elevator with two dozen roman candles. Came back to find his whole family wrung out like flannels by feral sparkfrogs. He's already a little brain damaged from diving head first into furniture when they go off from successive years of Bonfire Nights. I'm scared the next time he dives for cover it'll be his last.
We need to ban the bloody things.
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>they leave you own
mongboy
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>>85873070
I'm fucked then because I cannot get a driver licence thing or passport countersigned. Shoplifting is my future I guess. At least they can verify me by arresting me I suppose.
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>>85873061
Not me lad im a genuine idiot
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>The British Heart Foundation (BHF), which has the biggest high street presence of any charity in the country, has announced plans to close 150 stores after they made a 3.3m loss in the last financial year. Cancer Research UK and Scope have also closed, or are closing, some of their shops.

>But these losses come despite UK spending on secondhand clothing having quadrupled over the past decade, rising to 8.8bn a year, according to GlobalData.

>The shift has come alongside the rise of websites such as Vinted and Depop, suggesting that people who might previously have donated clothes to charity shops are instead selling them directly to other consumers and profiting themselves.


Always knew charity shops were a massive fucking scam that ripped everyone off and only a tiny percent actually went to charity. Good fucking riddance.
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>>85873070
I hate this orwellian shit, just leave us the fuck alone!
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Shouldn't you be playing some vidya? Your pause screen has been like that for hours now.
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>>85873064
That also has never happened.
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I wonder if the lad that started mongboying typos has ever been mongboyed himself
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>>85873087
Love a charity shop me. Always find cheap books in them
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>>85873079
>Shoplifting is my future I guess
You don't have shoes to go out though
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>>85873087
This is good news. Those rich bastards don't actually care. We still haven't cured cancer. It's one big rip off.
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>>85873101
Can always shoplift some shoes can't I? Get me some good Nikes to run away effectively.
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>>85873079
Always reckon you could probably get either if you actually tried
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The house along from mine are filled with legitimate crackheads. They're always shouting and tweaking in the garden.
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mandem
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>>85873106
Is right lid. They should pull their fucking fingers out, its important
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>>85873114
>"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a brown hand grabbing your stuff forever."
>- George Orwell, 1984
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>>85873113
Who do you think the police is more likely to arrest, those crackheads or you for fapping to porn?
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Love being alone me, simple as
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It's wintertime. Bag out of the window instead of using the fridge. No heating.
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>>85873123
I don't think you can get arrested for fapping to porn mate. That isn't illegal. Yet.
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>>85873127
Do you peg an re use the teabags as well lad?
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>>85872974
We run the world.
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>>85873130
No, I drink coffee mainly. Not a tea lad.
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>if you wear a burka and pray to some non-existent entity
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>>85873115
Mums getting 40 grand in the will.
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These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail just for having a wank
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sometimes i listen to the local hospital radio, and pretend im a patient and send in obscure song requests
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>>85873145
Corr you'll be a millionaire
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whats that coming over the hill
is it a troonster
is it a troonster?
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>>85873129
Ah but it is in all but name. Watch someone motorboating huge tits, arrested. See a man slap an ass in doggy-style, prison. Hear the words "help me step-brother, I'm stuck in the washing machine", death sentence. About the only thing left is BBC.
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The great British high street in 2026
>vape shops
>chicken shops
>betting shops
>charity shops
>Turkish barbers
That's it. And boomers wail and cry saying it ain't like it used to be!
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It's no wonder the riots spread from France to Germany. Soon they will come here too. It's sheer outlet for the surplus of directionless incels. Millions of men with no property, no family prospects, and no stake in the future who have nothing to lose. When you price an entire generation out of ever owning a home or starting a family, you shouldn't be surprised when they decide to burn down the highstreet shops they can't afford to buy from anyway.
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>>85873112
Trying is hard when you have no connections to verify you.
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>>85873160
its all browns though
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>>85873159
>Turkish barbers
Ruthmong is hoping to get a visa through one of these
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>>85873159
>vape shops
Shit
>chicken shops
Based
>betting shops
Based
>charity shops
Shit
>Turkish barbers
Average

I give it 6/10.
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>>85873124
You're not alone.
t. Officer Kurwa
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>>85873160
It has to be done on scale. Let's see the 2% of prison capacity cope then.
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>>85873163
Go to citizens advive or something lad, surely there's a way
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>>85873167
It certainly is not. Germanys is a lot more than that. Watch the news. Notice the lack of women. They have zero skin in the game. If society collapses, a woman just finds a new guy with a bigger bunker or more supplies. Men are the ones who actually build the infrastructure, maintain the power grid, and fight the wars, so when everything starts rotting from the inside out, we're the ones who notice first.
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>>85873160
>Millions of men with no property, no family prospects, and no stake in the future who have nothing to lose.
Makes you wonder why the politicians let them in.
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My cat just reached over to my phone and closed the tab. Even my cats disappointed in me
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Another day without getting my wollocks drained by my wife. Not rite.
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>>85873186
Is your cat single.
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are you one of them racialists?
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>>85873168
I don't need a visa because I am white British citizen. Lived here all my life. Shit country though.
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>>85873181
its like a scene from blackhawk down
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>>85873139
did this lad take it all in good fun, in the end?

gone proper soft, me. i see how this is cringy, but i genuinely find e.g. James Rolfe really endearing, when it's the same TYPE of thing (when you break it down)
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>I am white British citizen
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>>85873079
>I cannot get a driver licence thing or passport countersigned
Here he is! Been a while.
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>>85873202
Woah im watching James rolfe right now
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>>85873204
A while? The mong is here daily lad. It's ruthmong.
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>>85873189
I know you don't want to do it, but bribery is the way. Buy her a new bespoke spatula, they love those types of things.
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>>85873088
Vote next time lad
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>>85873127
autumn*
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>>85873211
I did last time, but both parties want their orwellian shit and the others won't get into power.
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>>85873209
I see my sarcasm failed miserably. All the best, lad.
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>NEW: Five Brits including AY Audits accused of plotting attacks against small boat migrants in France have been ordered to pay 500 euros each to a migrant aid charity
>They drove around a battle bus intimidating migrants with tear gas, pepper spray and batons

>euros 500 each to a migrant aid charity
KEK
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>>85873211
Vote for who. Labour? Tories? Or Tories 2.0 calling themselves Reform?

Fucking dogshit options. Literally need an uprising at this point.
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Walking to the corner shop in a minute. You lads want anything?
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>>85873234
Pretty sure one of them is a nonce.
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>>85873234
Release the footage.
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The Batman

More like The Gayman.
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>>85873241
Some curry stained haribos please.
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>>85873241
Pack of sour skittles please anon.
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>>85873241
Pack of spicy transform-A-snacks pls lad
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>>85873235
0 tory or reform mps voted for the Crime and Policing act 2026
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>>85873234
>euros 500 each to a migrant aid charity
Yeah, that's how you know the elite are just laughing in your face when it comes to immigration.
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>>85873254
>Crime and Policing act 2026
What did that one do? There's so many of these bullshit laws being passed it's hard to keep up.
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YOU JUST KILLED ME DA
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You lot all arguing over shit on a Sunday night while helper shagging his fit gf.
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>>85873277
you should increase his neck length a couple pixels everytime you post this
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YA DON'T EVEN BUY WINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxoOi0vLmJw
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>>85873170
what's your objection to charity shops, lad?

not just being all bleeding-heart about charities themselves, you find good bits in charity shops.
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>>85873241
a photo of the brown man who works there please
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New thread. All aboard

>>85873302
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>>85873306
Why would I do that? He's sound.
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>I am white British citizen
Turkmong moment
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Methinks it's time to get high and play vidya.
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>>85873075
that poor frog ;_;



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