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Bossman is sound.
I never have and never will be a slave.
lollers' encrypted USB flash drive
Lollers chucking his SSD into the microwave as the armed police break down his door
neets on here eat better because mummy cooks for them at 30
>>85873302were these horrible on the teeth or am i misremembering?
took a shit in costa today, wasn't even a customer, just went in to use the bogs, and didn't flush
>>85873333and it lush, scranned a lovely pork roast today
thank you for the internship but i shan't be working at your start up
>>85873336Unless they do the whole toilets are locked with a code only customers get you're free to go in and use it.
>>85873336>and didn't flushlegend
Imagine bragging about not contributing to society. I mean im a useless neet as well but im at least mildly embarrassed by it
>>85873345imagine thinking 'contributing to society' is a thing
>>85873335They were just cola cubes but somewhat chewier and softer
>>85873342if they have one of those stupid codes i always just piss all over the walls etc as a matter of principle
>>85873348You couldn't live like you do if "wagies" didn't contribute
>>85873363they don't, the vast majority of even working people aren't net positives for the government
furnishing a flat 100% WR (no-IKEA, Freecycle-only)
>>85873373That's nonsense isn't it. If people didn't go to work the world wouldn't run
>>85873313It's GNU/Linux, soon to be Rust/Linux you degenerate.
>>85873380uh mate? why do you think every western country is trillions in debt?
i contribute to society by telling claude what to do for 8 hours x
>>85873333You say that like it's a bad thing but mummy's cooking is nice.
It cute when you see her as a wagie. :3
>>85873397Nothing cute about her
>>85873397Imagine if this was your sister some weird incel lad was posting about online
>>85873411I'd be more concerned with what some weird brown lad says to her irl
>>85873411Nearly 40 year old incel lad at that who also likes posting about Jamie Varley as a "gimmick"
>>85873427Shippy is nearly 40?
there are probably a good percentage of posters here in their mid to late 30s
Got a loose wisdom tooth lads
Had sex earlier today, will be having sex again this evening. Sometimes life is lush lads.
>>85873429Shippy hasn't posted here in well over a year desu.
>>85873424Nah, think i'd be more concerned about her being stalked on an incel forum. You've already caused one ASMR tuber to shut up shop.
>>85873434Early 30s me, but crazy how time flies, my mindset and attitude to things hasn't changed since I was 20 or so.
>>85873448Same lad. Scary the passage of time
>>85873424Ruthmong is a weird brown lad. If he lived in England he would be in a grooming gang.
>>85873434i suspect most people here are the same people who used the site 10+ years ago
Should i watch casino or heat lads?
>>85873443t. bean head shippy
>>85873464first one, then t'other
>>85873434Mid 40s, I'm the elder wizard of this thread.
>>85873467Maybe i will lad, maybe i will
>>85873404You're on drugs lad. She's a beautiful mid twenties rose.>>85873411Every one posts themselves online these days lad. They are more confident than you.>>85873424True that. They are very creepy compared to British men.
>>85873465Sad thing is we both know you deeply want that to be true but he's gone sorry.
No sex, no passport, no shoes.
>>85873464casino de lad
Did i miss something? When i used to post here shippy just posted that lethal dose of morphine forced meme. Why is he so revered by a couple of lads here like he's the king of britfeel?
Her bf is muslim. It not good. She not confident for a white man like me. I don't get no girlfriend.
do i haveoats + milkorchilli + rice?
>>85873503Chilli and rice lad. Throw some tortilla chips in the mix as well
Why on earth would she date someone that isn't British? She'll realise when she gets to her 30s that they never truly loved her. She's just been groomed.
>>85873503How's your tummy? Chilli and rice if you can handle it, oats and milk for breakfast tomorrow.
>>85873500He probably has shoes though. Trust me, that helps.
>>85873384Who are they in debt to?And they class printing physical money without a loisence as a crime!It's all cock-eyed i tell thee.
>>85873519I can cosign an application for some shoes if you want lad
I wouldn't fucking mind if her boyfriend was white but it has to be the seedy type I don't like. They groom innocent, shy girls. It not fucking right is it lads? I'm upset. There's no way that is love.
>>85873519I don't fucking care if he has shoes or not. What concerns me is he isn't white like me and he's clearly picked the youngest looking british lass ever. Groomer.
Linux made using me PC fun again lads
>>85873535Just wait until you boot one day after an update to a black screen or a kernel panic after an update. That's the real fun.
Try to avoid technology as much as possible tbqwhytl
>>85873540Never had that in all my years of using GNU/Linux. The trick is to use a stable, long-term support distribution (not Arch Linux, Cachy or Fedora).
>>85873540I'll just boot into a previous snapshot since root is using BTFS haha x
>>85873532>he's clearly picked the youngest looking british lass ever.You're attracted to her too.
Shall be doing the other thing(s) real quick now, meX
>>85873545Getting harder and harder lad, everything wants you to download an app and share your ID now.
>>85873495He takes us back to a time when britfeel was good. Shippy, ebin, poleaboo. Good simple times. Now were stuck with helper and ruthmong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SJmcVbq3JIoh my days those people know their Mariosnever liked the idea of holding a button to run tbqh. but i can see the logic behind it.
>>85873522i suspect at the end of the day it's the long nose tribe
>>85873553No I like her personality and values.
>>85873495Shippy an unfunny literal nonce. Nobody misses his dire '15yo gf' spam.
Nobody can convince me that bossman who owns the corner shop is a bad person because of his skin colour.
wee lad asked me what i'd do for 15 grand2 months wages? not much
Why do you use Linux? Sexual preferences?
>>85873507i heard THIS picture was cursed or something? might be misremembering>>85873517well that's two for chilli so chilli it is. and good shout! i can turn those oats into Overnight Oats for tomorrow's brekkie, corrr.
>>85873575A very strawman version of the argument that immigration restrictionists actually make lad.
I have taken "me pills" and will be going to bed early.
>>85873582Just don't save the image lad that's all im saying
>>85873584Not having a debate with you lad x
>i heckin love oats did i mention i love OATS overnight oats guys does anyone do overnight oats it's this new thing guys I love oats Reddit is that way
>>85873575it doesn't matter if he's a "bad person" or nothe can be a good or bad person wherever he came from
>>85873577Windows is shite and Linux is now 'good enough' that whatever downsides remain are negated by how shit Windows is.
>>85873333Ate 1000 calories of cottage pie tonight, I was that hungry I had two portions and it was lush let me tell you x
Those people with pirate streaming sticks don't even realise they are being used as a botnet for criminals.
>immigration restrictionistsHaven't heard this one before
>>85873577>Way, way more customisable, depending on distro this can be literally total customisation>No built-in bloatware or spyware>FOSS>Less strenuous on hardware, pound for pound>Less vulnerable to malware>Centralised package managers
What even is overnight oats? I always just cooked my oats in the morning.
Just had a cheese sandwich I did
Just had a bag of chicken Sensations I did
>>85873615Wish I could get a new computer to fully utilise the power of Linux.
>>85873603Is it true gaming is shite on Linux though? Like for a man like me who just wants an easy life and play my vidya
>>85873619oaks soaked overnight in milk or water
>>85873619Its where you leave it in the fridge overnight in milk or whatever so they soften, its completely pointless trip for weak-jawed sissies who can't handle the crunch
>>85873627It's fine now. The Steam Deck runs on its own Linux distro!
Having ADHD now qualifies you for a third off train tickets.Absolutely absurd that shit like this is even a thing.
>>85873619Maybe they're for if you have a sleepover at a frens?
>>85873633cooked porridge doesn't crunch, what are you about
Can't just prepare food and be done with it. It has to be a "thing". It's "your" "overnight" oats. Like you're putting on your little Spiderman pyjamas 1 more sleep until Oats Claus comes. Muh oats. It's a food item. Just make it eat it and stfu.
Overnight oats are Reddit now. What's next?
>>85873628>>85873633I would be completely unable to do that, someone else would just steal them and eat them.
>>85873627Unless you play AAA sloppa with malware anti-cheat everything is fine. HDR works. VRR works. Latency is better. Drivers are better.
>>85873627No, this has not been an issue for single player games and Steam for at least a decade. The only issues are where games have kernel level anti heat systems, so if you want to play live service triple As (e.g. LoL, Roblox, Fortnite, Valorant, FC26, Battlefield 6) then you will have issues. But why the fuck are you playing that slop anyway?
>>85873637Maybe the real oats are the frens we make along the way?
Have nothing in your boxroom that you do not believe to be beautiful, or know to be useful.
>>85873635It also entitles you to a disabled alton towers pass so you can skip the queue's for the rides. Alton towers put out a statement a while ago saying the disabled pass system is getting out of hand, because of families with ADHD children taking advantage of the system
>>85873654so im not allowed in my own boxroom now?
>>85873654But I am neither beautiful, nor useful.
>>85873651>No, this has not been an issue for single player games and Steam for at least a decadealri la you've gone a bit overboard here its not been a decade linux was shite 3 years ago
What do you lads want me to play? Dwarf Fortress or something? I'm gonna play my Fifa, simple as.
>>85873642>What's next?Those little individual packs of flavoured oats.
>>85873658NTA but you could easily lay in front of a door and be a draft excluder. I have faith in you anon.
>>85873667how the fuck can you do that in a boxroom, not wide is it? use your head, man.
>>85873633>its completely pointless trip for weak-jawed sissies who can't handle the crunchi like both form factors, but you can't deny there's a pleasantness to soft oats. plus if you put in some vanilla or cocoa and maybe a few berries, it all gets marinaded which means lush flavours in the morning.
>>85873665If literally nothing in the entire Steam library appeals to you then I don't think you really actually want to play video games
>>85873665>Playing your yearly fifa slopGet out normie
>>85873677Flavour is gay, lad. Gotta be a tough man, drink your black coffee, eat RAW oats with salt.
There's just something satisfying about wiping out old Windows and having a fresh bare install of your chosen GNU/Linux distribution isn't there?
absolutely smashed on red wine guys, sorry for the atrocious posts
>>85873688It's like taking a gulp of crystal clear, ice cold glacial spring water. Almost transcendent.
>>85873679>>85873683Still haven't told me what I should be playing. I'll be playing my Fifa on Windows 11, and that will be that.
>>85873688strangely nonce coded post
>>85873665lad what you NEED to get into is Elona. not the mobile app they put out, get yourself ElonaPlusCustom-GX.
>>85873695I have no clue what sort of games you like. You could start with any list of like the top 100 games released prior to 2016 and go from there. Come back in six months when you've rinsed them all for more recs.
It's true though. Redditsois love dropping their oats consumption into conversation just for the effect of>yep that's right. I'm an oats guys :)It's fucking weird. >>85873677Yes we know there's a "pleasantness" to fucking OATS who the fuck was "denying" it before Reddit made you an "overnight oats" soi fag. Anything else you think we're missing out on wheat, barley, maybe rice or bread? Why are you acting like a vegan about OATS. Enough with the fucking oats.
>>85873181Rather than watch the news, which lies to you, watch the clips on X. It's all black and browns rioting. That was true for the French riots too, which the news would keep saying were concerned French students protesting declining standards in schools.Then you watch actual clips of it, and it's just Africans looting luxury stores, setting fire to churches, blowing stuff up, attacking white people in the street, Citizen journalists interview them and ask what they're protesting, and get a vacant stare followed by "I don't know" followed by "I am here to destroy".People live in 2 different realities now. If you only find things out from the news then you have no idea what's actually happening. But everyone has phones and records it and puts it on the internet, so we can find out if we want to.
>>85873705But that's full of AAA slop, lad. Give me the real stuff.
>>85873590It's already saved in your internet cache though. You have to make sure your cache if you load it.
what were those IP lads banging on about
Does helper clear his cache every time he watches THAT video?
I actually play more obscure shit than the rest of you lot combined, I just like FIFA.
Ready brek? Not a real man.Overnight oats? Not a real man.
>>85873724>Ready brek? Not a real man.agree, its for kids
>yep, that's right I do overnight oats :)That is the way he would say it too. I "do" "overnight oats". Fucking hell.
>>85873735but why does this upset you so much
Does anyone here eat their porridge with salt? My Scottish dad does, but nobody else I know does.
>>85873745sprinkle some in now and then
>>85873745I do sometimes, but it's mostly sugar. Sometimes you are just in a salty mood.
>>85873715Not him but Firefox cache in memory only. Good for solid state drives.
Wonder if crossy puts salt on his porridge
>>85873745I eat salted caramel oats.
Porridge is chud coded. Overnight oats is wholesome chungus. :)
I wonder what oats they give Varley on the nonce wing
It's good she cares about men's mental health. A right proper northern lass. She wouldn't be into me though.
Got some Mars milk and some weed. Time to hop on osrs x
How many pairs of shoes do you own lads?
It is like I am on a sleepover with my magical overnight friends from my imagination :)
Ever notice that you have to download an image from 4chan twice? Once when you open it, second when you save it. Strange.
Is seasidemark NARM or ARM?
>>85873778Got a pair of sliders, some New Balances, some Timberlands, some army boots, some dress shoes... think that's it x
>>858737782. My walking boots and some trainer.
Need to put my hard drive in the microwave I've just seen THAT image x
>>858737783, one pair of boots for hiking, one pair of trainers for shopping, one pair of flipflops for the beach.
>>85873778I don't have any. The police gave me plimsolls once when I went for a night walk without any shoes, got arrested for no reason...but I didn't want their shitty grey jumper and plimsolls.
Do none of you lads have smart shoes then? What about formal occasions?
>how can my shit gimmick relate to this post
>>85873792He's a real man. Bacon bacon buppy time is a real man activity so is feeding the birds.
I neck the wepsi
>>85873813I can't even remember the last formal occasion I went to, a wedding or funeral maybe? My trainers are black so I may have worn them.
Any uncs here?
Chat i might be cooked
Let him cook chat
>>85873833Litterbug
chat? are we back?
Foids these days are low-key chopped
>>85873849Cap unc
>>85873855You can see the gulls eat it lad, no littering there.
>>85873833Why didn't he just get a box of selects if he's gonna throw away the whole wrap? The mind boggles.
>>85873778>horse riding shoesOnly wore them like 5 times, back when I thought horse riding would be my new hobby. That was before I released it was too expensive, and all the classes I went to were 90% teenage girls so I felt like the odd one out.>black desert bootsOnly wear them in the summer really.>trainersGym and sometimes daily wear.>brown smart shoesFor wagie work.>black bootsDaily winter/autumn wear.>black smart shoesFor wagie work.
got that chilli cooked.well prep the oats for tomorrow later x
Me? Air max 95 OG
>>85873843fr fr nocap.God I made the mistake of watching some zoomer video on YT and I could actually feel my IQ dropping listening to them talk.
overnight oats are minging
These are my trainers. What do you lads think?
>>85873427He was a cracking striker for Leicester back in the day
af1 for me
>>85873875>all the classes I went to were 90% teenage girls so I felt like the odd one out.screaming
>>85873901Are you gonna mug me, or harass me in the street mate?
>>85873901Saw a geeza rocking white af1 once, was lowkey buggin no cap
>>85873904Yep, sticking to vidya from now on. Simple.
I rock TN
I rock Asics. They're the most comfy trainers.
>>85873720Nerd speak mate. Us mongs need no pay heed
Only Lidl trainers for me.
For me it's doc martins.
>>85873921The ultimate Chav status symbol
>>85873931They look good but they're so uncomfortable.
>>85873911bit late now but you shouldn't have group riding lessons, the instructor can not safely and properly instruct multiple people at once. its more expensive but one on one is far more useful
I wear one pair of shoes at a time. Always sad that last walk around the shoe shop knowing its my current pairs last voyage
>>85873404And if you had the chance you'd still pork her tuppence.
Takeaway pizza from my local bossman Pizza places used to be amazing. Don't know if they've changed or i have
>>85873941They weren't group lessons, but everyone at the place were basically teenage girls. Even one of the fucking instructors.
I just can't figure out why she did it lads. What did she have against those babies?
I miss when skinny jeans were in fashion. Seeing those uni lasses in skin tight jeans was lush. Now it's all baggy and you can't see their figure
>>85873974nothing, she was stitched up
>>85873984i still wear em dont care what anyone thinks
>>85873984Not true lad. They all wear skin tight yoga pants now
>>85873996Maybe if they go to the gym. Every fashionable lass wears baggy jeans.
>>85873984Agreed. I miss skinny jeans and low rise. Love seeing the flat little midriff on a young wench.
wish i could get back in the "groove" so to speak, but i just can't
'leaves nothing to the imagination' is a good turn of phrase.wear form-fitting clothes, but don't essentially be naked (whether it's bare flesh or skintight fabric)
>>85873833Post the one where he throws the wakeaway box on the floor
Putting oats in a bowl with things then putting that in the fridge isn't "prep" you're still trying to make a very ordinary act a whole middle class "thing". You are not soundspacker. Only prep you need is for HIV.
>>85874006Gets harder and harder to return to normal life after being a neet. Don't even know how i'd interact with coworkers now if i had a job. Like how would i explain a 10 year job gap
saw a woman going in the gym in leggings once lads and fuck mefuck me indeed
>>85874015He keeping council litter pickers and local businesses afloat. x
>>85873984>Now it's all baggy and you can't see their figureWhere? It's still all yoga pants where I am, the only difference is they are now wearing some ridiculous puffy top, makes them look like walking trees.
>>85873931SSM has a pair of docs. Nothing but the best for our lad.
she must only do fucking squats in there, fuck me
>>85873833>>85874024He's just scum. In a properly run nation, he would have been sentenced to death before now for his crimes and stench.
Gonna complete GTA 5 before 6 comes out. Already beat VC and SA
>>85874039A personal trainer told me women who go gym rarely have back pain because they all train glutes so much
GTA6? Not a real man.
>>85874051Every real man you know is taking time off work to play it mate.
>real men>taking time off>to play a power fantasy video game for kidsoh my grim
>>85874063A game that is focused around a Kalergi couple as well.
>>85874063Let's be honest, everyone will be playing gta
I did it reddit I prepped the overnight oats yay!>posted to /r/adulting
>>85874072NPC sheep will x
>Booking the day of work to play GTA 6 NARM
>>85874072I won't ever play it. Ever
>>85874072Pakis sure. GTA, FIFA, WWE. Dull boring boring games. Anyone with a brain will be playing Ocarina of Time.
>>85874082>>85874085lads are gonna be playing their favourite faltus JRPG instead. respectable
I. Must. Do. What. Everyone. Else. Is. Doing.I. Cannot. Think. For. Myself.
>>85874093OOT is out 2 weeks before though. Ill be playing both
>Anyone with a brain will be playing Ocarina of Time.
Why would I ever play an inferior version of OoT that looks like a shitty fan remake? 3DS version is all you need.
I. Must. Be. Contrarian. For. The. Sake. Of. It.
Since when did GTA become normie? Deanos, nerds, wagies, and NEETs all around the world play it.
>>85874120>Since when did GTA become normie?Since forever? It's one the most mainstream normie series on the planet.
>>85874072Might have a quick go for a few mins and that's it. Not being edgy but I have no interest in it.
>>85874124They're great games though. You're just being a little bitch.
Notice how these lads who say GTA is for normies will never say what they play?
>>85874135You never asked. I like to play Doki Doki Literature Club.
I'm not a normie and I've always loved GTA.
>>85874148Alright normoid, how's things in normieland
>>85874147not that anon but this is also normie slop
>>85874072I honestly have no interest in playing this one, GTA peaked with SA.
Real men play remakes of kiddy games like Ocarina of Time and Shrek 2.
>>85874072I have no console to play it on even if I wanted to
I've loved GTA since the first came out. Ridiculous monies for this latest one.70 quid for the bog standard version? *wonders when it will be piratable on PC*
>>85874164>gta peaked with saWhat a retarded take. GTA IV was amazing on release, and so was GTA V. People are just butthurt from so many years of GTA Online, which IS for normies.
>>85874135I just told you what I'll be playing in November. If you can't read that's not my fault.
This is the kind of art left wing women make.
>>858741714 and 5 were boring and rather disappointing tbf.
>>85873774Fudge oats
>>8587417070 quid doesn't seem that much considering the scale of the game. Didn't shite atari games cost that equivalent of 70 back in the day?
>>85874172A shit version of OoT? Embarrassing, lad.
>>85874107Ship of Harkinian (the decompilation + PC port) is just really good. it has all the obvious stuff like different resolutions and controller support, but you can mod in e.g. texture packs if you fancy.we can all be fussy about getting the O.G. experience, but there's a place for some minor quality of life tweaks and objective improvements. e.g. nobody's going to say you NEED the PS1 loading times in Final Fantasy 7, instead of just using the native PC versions fans have made.
>>858741714 was amazing. My whole time top GTA. 5 was shit. The triple protag didn't work imo. Story was too disjointed. 4 did it better where the other two protags had their own DLC to tell the story. And I'm glad they didn't do multiple protags for RDR2. I wish they would rerelease 4. The PC port still has many problems and the console versions are shit.
oh dear, the mongboy gremlins are NOT happy tonight.but when are they ever?
>>85874198Same anon. Just googled it. Street fighter 2 sold for like 55 quid at launch
Why the fuck is she with a brown man? White man not good enough for her?
>>85874226If you are talking about the Quasimodo girl, it's because she's so ugly that she can only get a brown man
>>85874226Lil timmy too afraid to step outside, brown man slaps her ass and ain't afraid of no laws.
and there's my oats, soaking away with a bit of cocoa powder and a dash of vanilla. oatakus will say i needed more milk, but i ran out. sometimes Sunday night meal prep is about doing what you can x
>>85874238Overnight oats is for normies.
Will be playing both OoT and GTA 6. Life's better when you dont care about what's normal or not x
NARMie tier brekkie.
Little lads crying into their over cooked porridge
>>85874238It actually bothers me that you have little bits of oats on the side of the bowl instead of scraping them down into the mix.
I'll be playing wow forever, oot and gta. Don't care lads
>why cant i get a gf>my main hobby is video gamesGee I wonder.
Will probably just watch Asmongold play GTA then forget about it when the hype dies.
>>85874264That roach? Fuckin hell lad x
>>85874264Fuck him and his eyebrows
>>85874267That roach with the big titty gf.
>>85874278Does it give you hope?
>>85874238>if I epically lean in to the reddit I winThis is how I know you cracked btw
Just took my meds. Should be knocked out in an hour, just gonna enjoy feeling numb x
>>85874285Gives me entertainment.
>>85874304You like WoW? Thats gay x
>>85874296Wish i had some of dat der zopiclone
>>85874255did a fair bit of that, just wasn't 100% about it.i'm sure it'll all be okay.
wish i could take normie pills to be happy
Got him taking little pictures to prove how not fuming he is. Kek.
>>85874230Yeah I'm on about her. She's not ugly though. She's just being taken advantage of for her kind heart.>>85874235Fuck these horrible men that exist in our country now.
>>85874309good stuff zopicloneprefer zolpidem, had one earlier(currently undoing its effects since it turns out i had a can of Relentless in my fridge)
Taking anti-psychotic medication is normie x
I touched my mam's fanny when I was born xAnd I sucked on her tits before I was 12 months old.I was born a chad
>>85874315Same. I wish they worked, been on several now.
>>85874198I'm whinging mainly due to being poor, so it is expensive to me. I probably will buy it when it comes out on PC.
Just remembered the term 'social justice warrior' (SJW). That was all the rage 10 years ago.
>>85874384They call themselves woke now. Or is it woke 2.0?
>>85874384Remember when a bunch of middle aged overweight men got very into My Little Pony and called each other bronies? What were that about
Remember when a bunch of middle aged overweight men got very into anthropomorphic cartoon frogs and called each other lad? What were that about
>>85874417I'm not overweight, cheeky lad.
>>85874428BMl?
>>85874325She's very ugly. 4/10 at most.
>>85874395weird one, that. i gave the cartoon a go, it was pleasant, but nothing amazing.meanwhile us anime chads have been enjoying cute girly cartoons for decades. people like their 'moe' and 'cute girls doing cute things', but it wasn't like some reactionary MOVEMENT the way bronies went on.
apus and lads r 4eva x
>>85874437Eighteen point two.
The only chocolate I eat is Tony's Chocoloney or whatever the fuck its called. Sometimes Milka too. Everything else is shite.
>>85874441i like the epic comeback to dis comic
>>85874458More of a toblerone man myself
>>85874437Forgot muh image. I need to gain weight.
imagine having a bmi of 30
I love being a fat bastard. Get to eat whatever I fancy without worrying about being fat, because I already am!
>>85874473During the ole rona I was getting loads of messages and calls from my GP about NEEDING a jab as I was at extreme risk of catching it. Found out as I complained at the surgery and some dopey bugger put my age (41 at the time) as my BMI.
>>85874395Found the brony phenomenon to be really depressing because I found them so relatable, although I watched a few episodes of the show and it did nothing for me. Lonely, socially inept lads who will have been used to being scorned by others in a cruel world who found an escape into a world where 'friendship is magic' and the characters love and care for one another unconditionally.
Fat lads have it figured out. Sure we won't make it to our 50/60s, but who wants to get old anyway? Being stuck in a home shitting yourself. Grim
>>85874502Basically why I read manga, escapism.
>>85874417Nothing wrong with frog frens
>>85874509Nah being fat is shit. Im fat and it just makes doing anything active harder. When i used to be fit i took for granted what my body could do
>>85874502>>85874395The watched it for the plot
>>85874509Oh my grim sad bit of cope here for the fatty boombattys
>>85874530Did a kids show about ponies being friends have a good plot then?
>>85874541oh a great plot lad, everyone loved the plot
Getting fat and dying is my plan when my mum dies, nothing to live for after that.
>>85874540Enjoy shitting yourself in a home while you get abused by African carers x
Christmas adverts already. Swear they come sooner every year
rewatching that Sherlock.it was all cool and glitzy when it was new. just back in that mindset and i'm having fun. putting 'the writing quality tanks as it goes along' firmly out of my mind x
>>85874562yeah mate fat lads are known for living independently and not needing carers
>>85874562You've properly done me fat man better reward yourself with some disgusting processed slop
This is gonna be me if i don't lock in
Lads if you could just drink water and be in perfect shape like piccolo would you do it?
>>85874615if you can still eat and drink other food theres no reason not to
You lads been stockpiling essentials like the government had recommended? Trying to get my mum to do so but she thinks it's bollocks.
>>85874619You can't. Not allowed, i don't make the rules
>>85874625already had anything anyway
>>85874575Do they all feature black men with white women and their kalergi kids with massive afros this year as well?
>>85874625I've done a bit of stockpiling
>>85874625Pick up a tin of beans everytime im in asda so im sorted i reckon
>>85874637yeah every one and they encourage you not to give white kids presents but give them to black kids instead
Theres so much food in this house i reckon we could go at least 2 months without buying food again. Probably more with expert rationing
>>85874650Them little crackers have got to atone for their white privilege.
>>85874625Pointless, if we have a major societal breakdown a gang of African or Pakistani men will be breaking down your door and stealing your shit
I'd just buy myself one or two of those 16kg bags of bread flour. That's like 30 loaves of bread
>>85874668and what are you gonna do for nutrition ?
>>85874676He just said... bread
>>85874676Ill get some oil and multivitamins
Apparently my dad cried at my birth. Wonder if he would if he knew what a failure I'd become.
I think I'm a pretty special person, and I deserve more recognition of that.
>>85874688Im sure he Loves you regardless
>>85874576Don't know what season or episode it was, but the guy with the mind palace that Sherlock couldn't beat so he decides to just shoot him in the head was my favourite. Can't really remember many other episodes.
Do you think you'd cry at the birth of your child? I think i would. I'm an emotional person
>>85874714I cry all the time so probably. But there will be no child. THE LINE ENDS HERE, NO FURTHER
Thinking about getting self parking retrofitted in my golf. Need to find out if its even possible first but I hate parking so much and can't do it when its busy, which is all the fucking time with how many cars are on the roads these days. So self parking would be great. Probably going to cost me like a grand, if its even possible. I have the infotainment and have parking distance sensors, but it doesn't have park assist which is the one that self steers for you. Either that or I sell my car and look at one that has it, but I actually think it's cheaper to get it retrofitted than it is to upgrade to a car that has it.
I think I'll just get the standard edition of GTA VI. If the extras are substantial I can always buy the upgrade later. They did the same shit with RDR2 IIRC.
I really want a son.
>>85874759Bit of a nonce thing to admit, lid. Shagging in the shed at Christmas, is it?
was thinking about getting gta vi but decided to get a realistic horse dildo instead
>>85874764Bit of a nonce reaction to instantly think of noncery when children are brought up.
>>85874714I would never bring a child into this hell realm, certainly not with my garbage genes
I'd shag Stacey Dooley
>>85874749You're gonna miss out on a bunch of content.
>>85874765I didn't know horses used them.
Not right how I have to pay 90 quid to play GTA.
>>85874777He sounds like a mega paedo
Shan't be playing any version of GTA. Simple as.
Will not be playing OoT remake. Simple
Will not
Willn't
Dire thread tonight
>>85874893Wagies in bed early.
>>85874896Tbf that's a pretty solid meal deal
>>85874787But can you imagine if she spoke during sex? What a bonerkill
>>85874714Nope. Didn't even cry when my mum died. Would take a lot to get to me to cry, can't remember the last time I cried, honestly think it would have been when I was a child.
Favourite frozen pizza lads?For me its the mozzarella Ristorante Dr Oetker
Dad put that away nooo dad those boys are laughing at us
>well you just laugh right back at them!Noo dad ffs please
>>85874955Ahaha your da a poof x
What song would you want played at your funeral x
reminder that the best meal deal is Sainsbury's if they have a hot counter and a Costa machine.hot chicken sarnie (or tendies) and a hot mocha, plus whatever fancy crisps/choccy you want.
did anyone watch this a few hours ago? meant to have a big epic twist in it. /tv/ seems to think it had stooges.might be more to it, but i think it's that the contestants were gambling their own actual moneymight watch now but i've missed out on the EVENT TELEVISION aspect of it ;__;
>>85875014hes daein' a ufo program fer history channel now alsokek in advert i remember ders a quote where hes like "theres no other explanation"
>>85875064>hes daein' a ufo program fer history channel now alsocor is he into all that? or is it just easy presenting work?this other bloke off Dr Who is a Shakespearean actor and he was on some programme about how William Shakespeare the person didn't write the Shakespeare plays.luv a gud could-be-true theory, me.
faking the Moon landings and that? nah, probs not.that thing about the corn and the Native Americans? maybe that IS what Kubrick-sama intended all along
Wish I had 2 X chromosomes lads
>>85875110i have extra chromosones so you are more than welcome to some of mines
considering a shower to get all nice n freshand then maybe order in some late-night food shoppingeverything's dead silent now though, dunno if it's rude blasting my emotional support choonz while i'm showering and the neighbours are trying to sleep(Halloween night this wouldn't have been an issue it was all noise all the time)
>>85875086kek wow if thats not selling out i duno what is kek
>>85875164corr cute kittingtonshirefink ill decent 7/10 diss wun
>>85875178You could hum the songs quietly to yourself.
>>85875192a capital idea, that. but i have no imagination. maybe i'll play some Brian Eno and if anyone goes>oi cut that music outi'll go '??? if anything you should be MORE chilled out'
Saw that Clayface kinomoviefilm didn't I? Unexpectedly actually quite good desu desu wa. I like DC more than Marvel.
>>85875219Use songs you already know.
>>8587443810/10 to me. You're a shallow man.
I see the wagies are tucked up in bed ready for another miserable week of slavery.
>>85875246She is somewhat cute to be fair Ruthmong. One of the better girls you've found. But I wouldn't want a Pakistani inbred's sloppy seconds.
>>85875307What do you mean? She's my ideal gf. I'd love to be a functional man to have a cute gf but it can never happen.
>>85875324Can see you really like her as you're numbering your photos of her like you did with Ruth back in the day. Just don't get carried away this time.
>>85875364That's just so I don't get duplicate filenames. I hope she doesn't start drinking alcohol like Ruth. Now alcohol is her life.
I get sad on Monday mornings lads. It's like I'm meant to be doing more than just rotting away. It's too late to enjoy life now. Love wouldn't feel special at this stage in life.
Doesn't look like you'll be getting IPv6 in the future VM lads. All those customers and your company is somehow in debt. Shareholders fucked you over.>Thousands of Virgin Media O2 staff face redundancy risk as the telecoms firm looks to save money in the face of billions of pounds of debt and tougher competition.
>>85875220heard good things about this.every 10 superhero films everyone goes>nooo this one is different and it's actually good!but aye the Clayface story/idea does just sound neat on its own terms.maybe some day i'll watch that Penguin series but idk, i watched all of Gotham and then they did Pennyworth which was the origin story of Alfred (and it was also connected to V For Vendetta...?) and it's just exhausting.just give us what we want: a Booster Gold film/series.
The pathetic scum tyrant rozzers put all their resources into arresting old grannies peacefully protesting than actually deal with scary dindus blighting this shit country. State of the blue line thugs. Fuck pigs. I would just walk on by if I saw one being beaten up by some thugs.
corrr we got that late nite food shopping on the way.Wustlerz + Red Bull for me soon x
>>85875535Brought to you by your friendly Muhammad everyday British man.
>>85875549blocked out his name because that's not your business but yeah it's of that natureas long as he's nice it's all fine with me
>>85875577They must think white lads are right dossers.
Might go doss in bed for 7-9 hours. Should be fun.
>>85875641Wish I could go to sleep but forever
>>85875587he gave me a fist bump. friendly lad, probably respects the lifestyle i lead.picrel, now on that Rustlers + Red Bull, with some Haribo for afters
>>85875743This is how neets eat lol
>>85875801balancing out them HHL meals, aren't i? (he has kind parents tbfair)
Memories of 2020 and Klaus Schwab
had seven (7) bags of Haribo and i regret my choice
>>85875743Got your spacker lanyard in the picture
Japanese Prime Minister making fun of your willy.
>>>/int/225917836n'awhhh
>>85876129He's so cool. I wish he was my mate
might touch my private parts
>>85876345Don't grab me or my son like that ever again
>>85876345That's a sin
gone off my life of crime
must admit, life has been better.
>>85876560Mine progressively gets worse since i was born
anal hole specialist
keep getting these black beetle/locust things on my open window at night. about 1-2 inches long, more of a thin grasshopper type shape than the round pincer-y beetles.i am NOT taking a photo (they are immediately coaxed back out with a newspaper). but any idea what these might be?
Will go get Sprite when shop opens
>>85876109Not right mate not right
>>85876701don't do it lad. 7Up is the better one (have tested this several times)
>>85876713I necked 4 litres of Sprite last week it was alri
>>85876701stop drinking sugar water, it unhealthy
>>85876701take a picture of the brown fella in a the shop and post it here
He did the smile showing no teeth autistic style again
off to bed, i reckongot some exciting post due in about 30 hours, need to get those dealt with ASAPnight all
i miss the friend i had durin school days. i miss the routine, kinda. gettin on the school bus and textin my close friend. i feel so lonely and without purpose since that stopped. its so unfair how one day we just leave for summer break, and no one remembers where i used to sit. what hopes and interests i had. some other guy starts sittin on my spot and every teacher forgets who i am. its sad
weird that in Red Dwarf they came across this holoship of basically-people who weren't really evil.3 million years in the future, might be no other humans left etc, and they all just go off on their separate ways.
>>85876765post a picture of you smiling, big man
These smug brown men are going to expect sex from are white women, bennies/PIP and a comfy place to stay. All paid for by you...wagies.
>are white womenYou are a brown Turkish man though
>>85876978I'm British and going to bed soon. All the wagies will probably wake me up with their cars in an hour or two though.
wonder if shippy has a dashcam in his van
Me? Not willing to work. Especially with browns and for minimum wage.
>I'm BritishLarp detected
>>85877031dude i worked at some shithole for 10/hour for 2 years........ only to job hunt again and find out wages havent gone up shit. every place i apply to pays the same as the job i left. a newly built jobsite pays the same as the job i just left
>>85877101get on the bennies de lad no point working if you cant even get sex/relationships
>>85874714I don't cry but I do get teary. I get teary at the end of LotR every year.
>>85874714I cried because my wife was in so much pain
>>85877155I was playing candy crush to distract myself from all the screaming
bit nippy out. Not that i've been outside i can tell from the front door handle (when i took the chain off) brr!
might move london, if you can make it there you can make it anywhere
>>85877255What are your plans for today, de lad?
>>85877266Get Dr to visit me, my back is fucked fucked, they wouldn't give me pain meds on Friday as "i'd not had them in years" over the phone, 111 didn't answer after waiting for an hour for " a 7 minute queue" mumberg is going to get some co-codomol and get a neighbour to drop them off hopefully. I've not been able to shower for two weeks and i fucking stink and flannel washes are agony. What are your plans?
>>85877285whats wrong with your back? i fucking hate that they make you suffer for weeks before they give you proper pain meds, just give me something that actually works from the start you mongs, low key easier to just illegally buy them on the dnme? at work
>>85877317It gets fucked every now and then ( called at 8am i am #27 in the fucking queue) been like this for two week hoping it would just get better i have injuries from sport and i can walk but i cant stand still for long and what did i do , stood still for 5 mins like a mong and here i am now.Hope you have an easy day at work lad.
no appointments available.fuck this.
>>85874147what a gay queer lmao
Honestly, robots and AI can't come soon enough, imagine having so many robot doctors that you can just walk in and get an instant appointment.
>>85877466for diagnosis they are more accurate, the robots i mean.All i want is a fucking perscription for something i had before for the same problem.They wouldn't give me a home visit unless i was end-of-life.Fucking cunts.
>>85877472Home visits used to be quite common too, what the hell is going on with the NHS. Government should spend less time banning porn and more time fixing things.
>>85877486it's been piecemeal privatised and just like in every other case, it hasn't worked very well.the money is certainly there, but there isn't a proper plan in place to fix things.
>dossers upset with their free health carethought this free life on bennies was all sunshine and fucking rainbows? no?
>>85877581Back to work little lad, its not your break yet
>>858756417 and a half hours. Give it an hour or so then I'll doss on dayz. >>85875731I wouldn't complain if I died in my sleep, desu.
>britfeel not on page onesageing dossers the lot of yas x
>>85877685Not me ya big fat liar, it was on page one when I posted.
>>85877490They just seem to think that throwing money at the problem will fix it. But all you get is more bureaucracy, more desks than beds, more managers than doctors.>>85877581Dossers know better than anyone how frustrating it is to see everyone constantly talk about cutting bennies yet pensions and the NHS are sacred cows that must not be touched despite how wasteful they are.>>85877632Had a friend who suddenly died in his sleep, best way to go imo, though his wife did not enjoy the experience.
redditors be like>arrrrggggghhhh>time to set sail!>look for the seven seas...>raise the flag!
>>85877753Bet it would be bad waking up next to your dead spouse.
Good cover this is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvsRTYhVt0
>>85877807At least you can get a cheeky shag in before you call an ambulance.
>>85877807It was not fun for her, no, and I do feel sorry for her for that. But the annoying thing is how she keeps going on about how he wet the bed when he died, like have a bit of respect woman.
Two hours into the working week and I've pretty much done everything. Let the dossing commence until someone bothers e-mailing me.
>>85877816You seen the Ed Geins monster series? There's a funny bit in it where his gf leaves town for a bit, and they dig up a corpse for him to shag while she's away. Then she comes back, and he can't have sex with her because she's too warm. Makes her sit in an ice bath to get closer to the temp of his more recent "lover">>85877822That would also annoy me hearing her say that about my friend often.
Close to doss time, oh yeah. Wish I had a drop of milk to make a nice matcha. Oh well, I'll just stick with the traditional stare bleary eyed at the screen while yawning method.Here we go here we go here we go again.Tummy feels a bit funky, yet I can't help but bounce in muh chair.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNPqsANWo4
>>85877826On leave today and tomorrow for me. Fahkin lush.
massive headache, need to drink more water
>1999I remember.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k>>85877863Don't listen to this choon. Also, hangover related? I had that issue yesterday. Couple of litres of squash sorted me out.
>>85877868doing sober november me give the old liver a break
>>85877863>posts about doing a thing rather than doing a thing>will probably never do the thing sufficiently>will probably post about doing the thing in future without actually doing the thing/britfeel/ in 2026.
What music are you into lad?
>>85877879im drinking water rn lad
>>85876961>These smug white dossers are going to expect sex from are white women, bennies/PIP and a comfy place to stay. All paid for by you...wagies.You're no better than the forrins, dosser.
>>85877880AI generated sissy/cuck/hotwife/BNWO pop tracks on SoundCloud
>>85877880it's all just sounds mate it means nothing
>>85877880Soundtracks mostly.
>>85877880Hate music me. Just makes me feel uncool.
>>85877868>squashNARM>>85877885>drinking waterRM
These were from Wolverhampton.>I always wanted yam t'go to space man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE>>85877880I like a mix of things. I can listen to Jupiter the bringer of jolity (classical) then slipknot (metalish) then caramelldansen (based). In fact sod ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
>>8587788090s britpop shit like Oasis and Stone Roses and Suede. Like Kasabian and Arctic Monkeys. Proper NME stuff.Just getting into Drum and Bass
Looks like sunderland might get relegated, sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>85877901Don't forget Steps and S Club 7
>>85877901>Drum and BassYes lad.
Who the fuck drinks squash past the age of 12
>>85877941>Who the fuck drinks squash past the age of 12Gifrel.
>>85877941What do you drink, big man?
>>85877953Pussy juice, bottled.
So much British electronic music you never really hear people talk about much these days. Jungle, UK Garage, drum and bass. All that. All sort of petered out into uk rap.
Music is not important anymore. Nobody cares. Used to define youth culture.
Music is gay and for bumboys
>>85877875I used to drink all the time, but have a health thing where I can't really hold in a wee, so I have to stop drinking with plenty of time before bed, and it puts me off sometimes, it's crap getting drunk, then semi sobering up to be able to go to bed. Rum is still good, I can have it with some mixer get drunk while drinking less.
>>85877975It is for you because you and your mates are all bumboys. Everyone else just enjoys listening to it, ya weirdo.
>>85877941Me, on a hot summers day. Though these days most of them are shit with their powdery and sugary taste.
>>85877941No me, I drink cordials like mature real man.
>>85877978insert the alcohol into your rectum
Alcohol tastes terrible and turns you into a mong. Anyone who enjoys it is performative at best and a fucking loser retard at worst.
>>85878016its the cornerstone of british culture
Make a new one mate I'm bored of this oldshit
>>85878003They say things hit quicker, but I'd rather not, thanks.
British pussy. Turkish cock.
>>85878100>>85878100New thread lads get it down ya
Let's get this thread done with.
I love the taste of alcohol. Wish I didn't
>>85878130I like some of it, not all. Rum, some lagers, some stout.
We're almost there lads.
And done. Goodbye old thread pal ya served us well.
