Get it down ya Edition
Turkish pussy. British cock.
>>85878100B-but it tastes fishy... I don't want it in my mouth
>>85878100Helen's POV when his muck hits the back of her throat
>>85873302Previous fr
Will be wanking to Katja Kassin and Sasha Grey today, lads.
>>85878100>Yes, Master Fish!
The gf has found a restaurant she wants us to go to and is practically giddy at the thought. It's one of those places where you cook your food yourself at your own table. I looked at the tasting menu and it's fucking 90 quid per person (no drinks included), and frankly half the stuff on the menu is stuff I simply have no desire to eat anyway.Why are people obsessed with these sort of restaurants? I'm paying a huge amount of money to NOT have my food cooked for me? Get the fuck out of here. Holy shit I hope she gives up on this plan fuck me.
Doctors had a good run, but people don't really pay attention to them or believe them any more. It lost its prestige.
Never saw the appeal of alcohol or drugs if I'm honest, but then again I am a loser that never went to parties.
>>85878178My sister is a doctor
>>85878100Don't like this edition, makes me feel violated
>>85878180Same here lad, some of us are just ugly losers it is what it is
>>85878180nothing better than binge watching a tv series while on mild opiates
>>85878170And she wants you to pay ofc x women are such entitled whores
>>85878100Pretty sure this picture is illegal pornography under British law.
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail desu lads
>>85878170Try think of the positive, at least there's half of the menu you could tolerate.
>>85878178No reason for BBC to have two soap operas, especially one on in the middle of the day.
>>85878199But what if you were a snail with a super power of your choice?
>>85878170It's about the experience (TM).
>>85878170women love that shit, im quite lucky in that i love a tsingtao and they almost always have it
Ok doss time, and I need to check no bugger nabbed muh car.To the desert I go.
>>85878194Yes, of course>>85878200I'm more pissed at the entire concept of these restaurants. Seriously why am I paying huge prices only to have to cook the food myself? I want a professional cook to make my meals for me, that's what I pay the premium for. It's so stupid but normies go crazy for it. It's an """experience""" or something.
ID RATHER BE A HAMMER THAN A NAIL
>>85878214>going to a 90 quid restaurant with gf>normiesbro you are a normie get over it
>>85878216pegginglad would rather be the nail me finks
>>85878213Woohoo it's still there.>>85878214Yeah it is a bit crazy, especially if they have fancy food on the menu.
>>85878209Exactly.>>85878211Yeah I see women posting about those sorts of places all the time.>>85878220We don't go to such places and I don't want to, she just brought it up. I'm more normie than a full on robot but not a deano going to Nobu with Becks and her spray tan.
>when you trying to sleep and you feel da 4 feet in your chest
>>85878267its funny how this standardized poojeet image actually looks like pooley
You think Wes Streeting would sign up to fight on the front lines? Because that's what he wants young white British men to do.
He had low-key the best hairstyle in the MMA biz no cap
>>85878276He's an openly gay homosexual poof, I'm sure he'd love being in the barracks after lights out with a bunch of pent-up sweaty 20-somethings
Been high-key coping with MacDonalds
Linux for me and my friends
So what is the plan if they draft a bunch of dossers and layabouts and they simply refuse to do ANYTHING?Just beat them into submission? sit in army jail? shout at them some more? What if you simply state "im doing fuck all lad"? what are they actually going to do?
>>85878294push you out the plane anyway and say soak up some bullets
>>85878249Honestly im ready to die
>>85878294Lots of levels of dysfunction overlapping to where such a scenario would never happen to begin with. It's like asking what the plan is when a British spaceship lands on Mars.
>>85878170>has gf>90 quidcost of doing business, my dude
>>85878305These things can happen quicker than you think. If martial law is declared all rules are basically off the table and you can get thrown into a bus before you can even shout 'dysfunction' at the soldiers dragging you out of your boxroom.
>>85877953water, you sweetener-addicted simpleton
>>85878315In theory yes, but you're thinking in terms of 'what if a broadly well functioning, competent, well resourced state wanted to implement conscription'. You should be thinking in terms of 'what if the UK in 2026 wanted to implement conscription?'.
>>85878285you given this a lot of thought, homophobelad?
>>85878320I guess. I do think running a militaristic society under martial law is a lot easier than running this democractic, socialist hellhole with its thousands of laws and leftist judges that will ensure nothing meaningful ever gets done. You do away with all those laws and suddenly things are a lot more controllable.
>>85878315What soldiers? You think the approximately 70k soldiers are enough to wrangle the 15 million British men aged 18-50 in the country? You think they would comply? You think people would fight back? You think the state is competent enough and has enough good will and political capital to make such decisions? You think they'd actually enforce harsh punishments to compell people? None of this is happening in our hollowed out island of strangers lad.
>>85878326The problem is that those laws and regulations and leftist judges were all argued for, put in place by and continue to be praised by the people who run the country and would be the ones making the decision to begin with. They don't want to get rid of any of that stuff.
>>85878331You only have to look at the Covid years to see how quickly a 'free' country can be moulded into a society of sheep with neighbours grassing on each other for the criminal act of having more than 2 people over.
>>85878340COVID was their one shot. If you think anyone is going along with something like that again you need to give your head a wobble.
dire retards farting out drivel again
Just had my fourth shower of the year.
>>85878363Gf incoming soon lad
Government has really fucked up society to the point where nearly half of males said they would not fight for the country, and conscription being enforced now would be a disaster. After all, what really does the average male have worth fighting for?
Imagine being a britfeel denizen and considering>the average manHilariously ironic.
>>85878375The ability to shoot every last brown on this island would be quite inspiring to many, I dare to gamble. Not to me obviously, MI6.
You can get GTA VI Ultimate Edition for 83 quid if you buy a 90 quid PSN card from Loaded (formerly CDKeys).
>>85878385But in this case you would be fighting for the browns, not against them, no way is the government going to have you fight illegals or something. They would have you fight Russians or Chinese or some other nonsense to protect our beloved multicultural society.
Minecraft? Terraria?More of a Vintage Story lad x
>>85878398Struggling to figure out if this is good or bad in today's clown world prices
>>85878413That space Terraria had potential. Wonder if it's still going.
>>85878419Well it's 90 quid direct from the PS Store so you're saving seven quid. Not a great deal but a discount nonetheless.
sat there listening to music with headphones on but not plugged in like a spastic
Perfect album, isn't it? x
Had to secure the car, as got other doss related things to do (find a server my friend can also play on, as he's whinging about the DLC price still)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jan/31/amazon-warehouse-wristband-trackingbuzz buzz, wagie
>>85878468Shock collars next.
Might spend the next 10 years building a city in Minecraft.
>>85878468you are obsessed with wagies lad , you'd think you would get a job so you can be one of your favourite things
I need some top British totty in my life.
>>85878475>make one post and you're obsessed>make 690 and you're...
>>85878340Exactly this. They had their test case with Covid, they saw that by whipping up fear they can get the masses to do anything. They'll do some sort of false flag to scare the masses into hating either Russia, Iran, China or whoever and you'll have all the same sort of middle aged women sneering at people for refusing to wear masks or take the jab handing out white feathers.
>>85878492Tell me that you aren't this retarded. You do know what an image hash is?
>>85878472I could never get into the creative side but would be cool to build a massive city.
>>85878472I have a world I've been building since 2018. It's my home away from home, where I go when I'm feeling low.
>>85878340>>85878496Probably also a reason why government is so eager to ban 4chan and xitter, most voices of wrongthink against the government came from there.
>>85878514you have it backed up d.dont you lad?
Get too high.
morning allAmazon delivery just arrived but it's TOO HEAVY, future-me's problem x>>85878421Starbound? enjoyed this one quite a bit. not one of these lads who can build fancy things like picrel, but it had a fun loop of just hopping to a planet and exploring + looting + trying not to die.mods probably improve it, but by god the quest system is wank. reminds me of Spider-Man 2 (the original one) where they have 5-6 templates and you quickly recognise the patterns.>i dropped my PLASMA RIFLE somewhere to the EAST by a LAKE. pls return it to me.you are the fifth randomly-generated lad in this town to have this problem.
>>85878550>morningFOY
might have some broth.
OH MY GIDDY GAPE, SON!
>>85878521They're also trying to get YouTube to change the algorithm to prioritise mainstream media content. Proper Ministry of Truth style stuff. If you search for geopolitical commentary at the moment you get a lot of the stuff that doesn't parrot the mainstream narrative on Ukraine and Iran etc. That's a problem if they want to keep the possibility of war with these countries on the horizon.
My teeth are buggered lads
>>85878580Same. I've had two pulled already.
>>85878533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za-ZUp8a5YY>>858785661 and a half spam butties for me.
>rift with isreal>rift with trump>didn't get involved in the last>but lets keep war with iran on the horizon daftie hours
Demon sales making me buy more Blu-rays.
>>85878100what do british blokes think of Donald Trump?
>>85878597Nobhead. Nobhead country.
>>85878597trump means fart here
>>85878100Marie's POV after he's just drove 100 miles to shag a disabled teenager
>>85878597Liked his banter but then he revealed he was just a nobody without the skills that would make youenjoy the company of someone with those bant skills and he was just gobbing off from inadequacy.Kind of the bloke you invite to 6 a side and he makes a fool of himself in the pub after and doesn't get ased again.
>>85878597don't know much about him. American president, meant to be a bit thick, but they said that about George W. Bush.i honestly can't tell you who the president (?) of China is, and that's a more important country on the world stage.
trump is ssm if ssm were born rich
I like my women how I like my whiskey.12 years old and in a barrel!Just kidding18 and full of coke x
>>85878597Used to think he was funny, but hate him now that's he's a warmongering zionist who betrayed everyone that voted for him.
>>85878626Thought you were on about SSM for a sec
Drumming on a keyboard. Corr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn2A1p13Sg
>>85878630Imagine if SSM was involved in geopolitics. I don't think you could have a leader who clears a room with his stench.
>>85878626>Used to think he was funny, but hate him now that's he's a warmongering zionist who betrayed everyone that voted for him.desu
>>85878597I can understand why people liked and voted for him, he's charismatic and different from the establishment, a bit like the reform/restore here, where people are desperate enough to want to try something different to get things fixed when the normal routes fail. He had so much going for him but ultimately he's a selfish idiot who fucked up life for everyone.
Leftists were right about Trump from the very start.
>>85878640You'd get unimaginably embarrassing scenes if this were to ever happen.
>>85878661putting smelly fish man in quotation marks would be funnier
>>85878661lmfao howling over here
>>85878661I heard Lavrov said he could smell fish when he walked into the auditorium
>>85878635omd this will change music forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV5JOQyUYNgstill love this. lad's just pure chuffed.
>>85878657Leftists hated Trump for all the wrong reasons, going on about how he was racists, homophobe, etc when it was all false. They just swallowed what the establishment and the mainstream media told them. I swear that if Trump had wore a blue tie during his first election, they would have all have loved and defended him as much as the magatards.Wasn't there some study showing how there was some correlation between Trump voters and voters of radical democratic candidates like the New York mayor or something? People want someone different because they think the establishment is failing them, and it is, parties don't matter to most people when you are struggling to pay the bills.
>>85878675We've been over this so many times. He said he could smell fish and borscht, a very common Russian dish that was going to be on his menu later that night.
OTB
>>85878700Old tasty bastard, from the mmm tang clan?
>>85878693Trump is basically a 1990s Democrat.You can give people speeches that Clinton or even Obama made and say it was Trump, and they'll reeee about it and say he's an evil fascist.TDS is real. Leftists created echo chambers where they tell each other about the evil bogeyman as if they're fighting Darth Vader in a Star Wars movie and they all believe it and repeat lies to each other, including the media.
>>85878716On The Broth me lad(good fink, tho)
Lost another 5 pounds today get in. Thank you Jesus for giving me the strength to turn away from the sin of gluttony.
>>85878721>Trump is basically a 1990s Democrat.That's because he literally was a democrat during the 90s, iirc he was even friends with Clinton at one point.It's all just a farce anyway, a show they all put on to encourage infighting among the retarded public while they fuck everyone raw from behind. I will never forget during Brexit how all the media was portraying this huge bitter fight between Boris and Merkel like they hated each other's guts, only for me to watch some EU anniversary dinner being livestreamed by chance and seeing Boris and Merkel chatting and laughing together like they were long-time buddies. What's that quote, it's an elite club and we ain't in it. That's why people are willing to vote for someone who says they are different.
>>85878768i know right, if bozza and merkel actually were ideologically opposed he would have powerbombed her through that table
>>85878592If you're going to try and be snarky at least try and understand what you're on about. What politicians say publicly is just theatre, the reality is that we allowed the US to use our military bases to attack Iran, we're still selling weapons to Israel and are currently providing air support against the Houthis. There was a blatant false flag against Iran literally the other week with that whole military base malarkey. I'm sure the IRGC would instruct them to ring the police beforehand and one of them was a spacker in a wheelchair. Such a national security threat that they put them on bail too.
>>85878744How do you lose 5 pounds in one day? Are you sure your fat wasn't caught on the towel rack or something?
>>85878730I need to get into cooking more, but I just can't be arsed. Mainly have shit tier slop.
Really craving some apple crumble and custard right now lads.
>>85878492you cannot be this thick lad
>>85878768>seeing Boris and Merkel chatting and laughing together like they were long-time buddies. not knocking you here lad, but i don't know what people expect.>our Prime Minister met Badguy Warmonger from Abroad, and here they are shaking hands and smiling!it's some weird childish logic, are we meant to not have diplomacy? should heads of state boycott meetings? batter each other the second they're in the same room?
>>85878768The Epstein files should have shown everyone how fake it all is. People who are presented to us as ideological enemies were on that island doing god knows what together. People who were presented to us as revolutionary anti-capitalists were flying with Epstein on his jet.
Corrr my support worker has such a fat arse. Gonna wank furiously to it.
>>85878815I'm talking about how the media portrays something when the reality is completely different, I'm talking about how these different parties pretend they are different when they are all just the same elite fucking over the common man.>>85878834Yeah, and they get away with it all because of the petty infighting sowed distracting everyone from the real issues.
Females getting bodied by mongcels
Been so long since i necked redbull
>>85878865That's a good thing, red bull is not good for your health.
>>85878807Perfect comfy food for a cold autumn evening.
>>85878798Over 1 week of dieting silly.
>>85878661woke up from a nap, now howling, thanks lad.
Any good cheesy 1950s scifi you recommend that I can watch for free on YT?
>>85878932attack of the cheese monsters from outer space
>>85878851Grim. Grim as grim. And fat.
>>85878923Pretty good actually, wish I could do the same but I get really hangry if I don't eat at least 1000 calories.
>>85878939I'm on a controlled diet of 1500 per day. Also being on Mounjaro helps a great deal.
>>85878934Looked this up and am bitterly disappointed it's not actually real.
>>85878951You eat 1500 calories a day yet lost 5 pound? Do you run up Ben Nevis every morning or something?
>>85878100Do you think SSM smell of shit AND fish on some days?
Just got my first Tinder match in over 3 months. Can't be much good though if she's on Tinder at 3 o'clock on a Monday.
>>85879010>Can't be much good though if she's on Tinder at 3 o'clock on a Monday.So are you lad...
>>85879023You make a fair point. But what good would we make as a couple. I need a high achiever that will earn enough money for us both.
>>85879052Maybe she's just browsing while pooping in the office toilet. Or maybe you will hit it off as fellow NEETs. Make love, not money!
need a trustfund NEETina with daddy issues
Anyone play Dreamlight Valley?
>>85879083and big boobies.
>Following the crime, in 2016, Brazier was handed a two-year jail term at Bolton Crown Court. Greater Manchester Police officers had raided Brazier's home, seizing his computer and DVDs.>The 35-year-old claimed in court he was drunk and high on drugs when he carried out the act of bestiality.DVD lad...that's a hard 35.https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1xlxf75/sicko_filmed_himself_having_sex_with_his_dog_and/
EU leaders in the ring doing a heel speech, getting heat calling out the UK when bozza runs down the ramp likehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/wnrPZlywvcU
>>85879094Played it, got all the achievements. Had to quit as no Game Pass now. Pumpkinmaxxing all the time.
We are mugs.
Christmas soon. Not looking forward to it.
Stopped wearing deodorant a few weeks ago and I don't smell. Been wasting money most of my life on it.I must be one of those people with genetics to not smell, and I didn't know because I've just been wearing deodorant for decades for no reason.
>>85879126Why not? I'm not looking forward to seeing how expensive everything is, but I'm looking forward to the Tree and cosy nights.
>he thinks you notice your own BOoh my grim
>>85878984No im extremely overweight. I was 26 stone 7 pound when I started.
>>85879134Same lad. I end up noticing BO more after using deodorant. Think it's one of those things that is designed to make you smell good but then eventually makes you stink worse (to make you be dependant on it). Once you've gone without deodorant for a while, your body isn't tainted by those nasty chemicals and your smell is more neutral.
>>85879147Fell for his bait though didn't you
>>85879134People can't smell their own smell, but trust me you do smell. Take a shower before you go outside at least.
>>85879157Had your nose in my armpit have you? Fuck off stupid little twat.
>>85879114Is it worth it as a fan of other farming/comfy games?
Ray tracing is the most pointless technological 'development' of the past 10 years
Why my rose working at greggs still at 25?
It's the same story every time, people claim they don't smell but you can smell them from the next room.
>>85879174She's a mid slapper
>>85879175https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steve-jobs-didnt-think-needed-171754585.htmlteebeehaitch
>>85879175You couldn't smell me even if you were in my boxroom. My family have never said I smell. I just went to the dentist and he did not mention any smell. I'm odourless.
PHWOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP SOON DE LID ARE YOU EXCITED DE LID WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS DE LID
>>85879195Based happy frog vs cringe miserable incel
>>85879195Cringe coworker frog vs chad wagie
>>85879170It's simple but engaging enough. You have to play it regularly as some characters only come through seasonal events online. Playing those events gets you the premium currency otherwise you have to pay real money if you desperately wanted something. There's some expansions now which gives you more building space (you can only place so many unique objects down...but this limit is increased on current generation consoles).There are a lot of fetch quests and story. You have to wait real time for things to progress too.
>>85879216You're really not selling this one lad, I'll be honest. Sadly I don't have the time to play regularly or be around at specific times for premium events.
>>85879180I think she's very cute. A nice, introverted girlfriend would do me well. Can't stand loud girls.
>>85879230That's just the way it is. It is designed to hook you in and keep you unlocking exclusive items and characters. You can play at your own pace (nothing spoils) if you don't care about that. It's all about the design aspect more than the farming. If you need to get quick coins, you just plants loads of pumpkins as they sell for the most coins.
>>85879216I heard the only seasonal character was Oogie Boogie? I think all the other characters can be unlocked in-game and through DLC. The Ultimate Edition is on sale at the moment so I might give it a go. I played it a little in early access and it seemed cool.
It's a shame Turkish lass has neglected herself and her channel. I'll miss her.
>>85879257No there's far more side characters unlocked in seasonal events (every month). Some past ones may be available in the premium shop. You just can't get everything unlocked in this game unless you really play it all the time. The good news is I never spent any real money on it (just the main game on Game Pass).There's a very detailed wiki for the game.
Feel weird, headache, and like I'm gonna pass out. Gonna have some whisky... might help?
here you go ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR2YTUy3z8w(probably on archive.org somewhere without the watermark + correct aspect ratio)
>>85879195get a crack out of these, so i do.
>>85879195Worshipping the birth of my Lord and saviour.
Suns gone down, heating goes on. 23 min till the chinky opens.
>>85879216>You have to play it regularly as some characters only come through seasonal events online. Playing those events gets you the premium currency otherwise you have to pay real money if you desperately wanted something.>You have to wait real time for things to progress too.ruffles my feathers, this.maybe it's changed, but when it was released, i remember people saying>nah man, this is a GOOD free-to-play one.i gave it a go for a short while and yeah, simple but cosy enough. i'd recommend giving it a try unless they've drastically changed it.what DID bother my min-max brain was some characters would ask you Disney trivia questions. probably basic babby stuff to Disney fans, but it's like>Scrooge McDuck is tougher than the toughies and smarter than the _____?am i a moron for not getting this multiple choice question correct? yes.am i sad that i missed out on 5 pumpkin seeds or whatever? very ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDu-2h8ZDhIMAGICAL GIRLS REPRESENT
>>85879320It sort of in the middle of pay to win and actual game. They were actually going to make the main game free to play but decided not to in the end.
Jealous cunts
>>85878290Windows is for criminals and low iq normies.
I rock tails on me pc
Grim. Those poor children. She looks like a demon that's been re-animated from the dead.
I forgot what i came into the shop for
>>85879344based and privacy pilled.
Me? I just use a dvd-r with no other storage for my live operating system. I have to search the archives for my favourite meme pics every time.
>>85879363To take a picture of the brown shop owner
oi m8 what if someone audited your nan?
>>85879347And yet she probably would fuck you even if you paid. Rot in hell the cunt.
imagine emily wops minge in your face after an hour of playing football in the summer corr.
>>85879333oh bollocks to that, then. it might have actually been early access when i played, but i remember people were impressed because it WAS free. i mean it's not too far off when these companies just had Flash games on their websites.Genshin Impact surprised me, i had no idea what a 'gacha game' was but i never felt compelled to buy the crystals. hundreds of hours of fun, and every few days i spun a roulette wheel that unlocked a new waifu. fine with me.
me? Tails on a USB stick, encrypted, that requires a SECOND USB stick to decrypt the bootloader.(all encrypted partitions inside other encrypted partitions, for plausible deniability.)
>>85879310Haven't put my heating on since I moved house two weeks ago. Bought ramen chicken stock from Aldi yesterday and I'm giving it a bash tonight and have a chicken ramen, homemade style. Woah.
Phwoar gotten up meHaven't iX
>>85879419Fuck off you nonce people like you need to be culled
>He isn't running Slackware from a floppy disc and destroying the floppy after use. NGTMIL
>>85879421Stupid fucking spastic, do one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQabbrGHLBg>Shiny Toy Guns - Major Tom (Coming Home) nice little choon this. trying to place the different songs the intro/verses/chorus remind me of.maybe like 'NeverEnding Story' or something.
>>85879432>NGTMILshould this not be>NGTMIIL?
>>85879278I just did some research and this is wrong. They lock some styles, items, and cosmetics and that but no actual villagers. Think I'll give it a go, seems like a comfy time until GTA comes out.
>>85879419>I moved house two weeks ago. how's the new digs Lollers wor lad?
bet those Disney Dreamlight cowards didn't include Princess Eilonwy and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
mad how you can't just stop breathing
>>85879459Not Going To Make It Lad.>>85879462I thought it would be too small, but it's actually cosy desu, mate. I still have lots to do and lots to buy to make it feel more like home. I'll get there in the end. How's life and stuff?
>>85879478You can stop breathing, it just depends how long. I've done some breathwork and stopped breathing for a few minutes.
>>85879478i have done this a couple of times. i suppose this is just what a heroin overdose is? but it's crazy how you CAN override the panic response, until it kicks in later.even relatively sober, my body/instincts hate mouth breathing. i've always had pretty shite nasal breathing, but my sinuses can 100% close: my lungs go into overdrive, instead of me opening my mouth for one night's sleep.
It bothers me that paedophiles post here
>>85879491>I thought it would be too small, but it's actually cosy desu, mate. I still have lots to do and lots to buy to make it feel more like home. I'll get there in the end. as long as you and Ms Lollers have enough space! suppose telly/dining/computer desk are the main space hogs.what are your furnishing plans? IKEA? charity shops? Etsy wall art on how your home is 'good vibes only'?>How's life and stuff?not too shabby! readjusted to having my bennies back, heaters have magically fixed themselves, got my comfy little hikikomori life back.
>take my glasses of to have a shower>light bulb in the room with my glasses blows>can't find my glasses, in fact it was difficult to leave the room>don't have a torchI was thinking how ridiculous this situation is until I just remembered my phone has a torch. All sorted now.
>>85879572>>don't have a torchshould have listened to are andy's advice, huh?
might start collecting marbles, what do you reckon
>>85879579I'll give Andy Burnham a single "you were right" and this is the only time
one day left on my Grammarly free trial. feels like i should use it, but for what?wasted it writing ONE email to a solicitor's, three paragraphs and i was on cocaine hyperfixated on the first 3-4 sentences for about 8 hours. then the little built-in AI chatbot dropped the bombshell that it doesn't remember stuff between sessions: >can you use a friendlier tone?>please use their terminology from their Terms page>i want to get [point] acrossall that just vanishes.
>>85879604Don't use grammarly. It makes everyone write the same corporate style, and the company sucks.
>bathroom/shower>instinctually lock door>forget it's broken and gets jammed>spend 30 minutes sat on the floor sad>spend 30 minutes prying it open with tweezers or whatever else i have in the cupboardat this point i might just leave my power drill inside the bathroom.
Too cold. Put a second jumper on. Heating is programmed to come on at 18:30 but I've already used up the gas budget for today.
Who were the members of the noncenest?
>>85879491can't be any smaller than my box studio x
found out my ex, that i broke up with as i could never see myself marrying her, is seeing someone new and now i am questioning my choice. i guess i just gotta give it some time...
>>85879613>It makes everyone write the same corporate styleyeah i had to talk it out of that. the baseline is set to>rephrase this to make it more formal, it is better.sure, but also, no it's not, piss off.i grew to like the AI, since it did a decent job grasping context and remembering preferences like>i don't want to sound like a corporate robot, but not too informal either.it also did educate me on grammar stuff, e.g. it went over notional agreement where sometimes 'my concern IS [two things]' can be correct. cor i am LEARNING.>the company sucks.how? general company = bad type stuff, or anything especially evil?
>>85879646if you're together more than a month, start poking holes in the condoms. you won't get many chances to secure a future with someone, so you have to take what you can get x
Okay, copped that Dreamlight Valley. Gonna play a female and dress her up cute like a princess I reckon.
I miss when I lived in a "studio apartment". I barely needed the heating on, it was dead easy to keep warm, and it was convenient having the kitchen and bathroom right there.What I don't miss is other people. Living in a flat means noisy neighbours, bellends playing loud music, and smelly smokers (even though the building has a no smoking policy, these cunts do it anyway).
>>85879692Speaking of "studio apartments", that's a funny Americanism. Like, why a studio? Am I a Bohemian artist. Estate agents love calling it that, because it sounds good,Are there any estate agents still using the British term "bedsit".
>>85879419Alri lollers, good to see you got moved in. I've been weak and put the heating on, need to in the mornings for the morning toilet visit. What's it like going from mansion to normal house.
>>85879701i suppose it sounds more like a trendy place for a 'young professional', not a squalid little bedsit for a NEET.also i think in England (but not Ireland and maybe Scotland), these places can have some shared bathroom/kitchen facilities without counting as HMOs.so there you are in your cramped boxroom with a combi/microwave oven and a TV you can watch from your bed (if you're lucky), paying 950 quid a month for the luxury of living in a technicolour commie block.
>>85879702Those early mornings need a wee episodes are horrible in the winter. I hate that, the cold wakes you up and it's difficult to go back to sleep. I don't miss the 3 floors and 3 sets of stairs, that's for sure hahaha. Having less to clean and keep tidy is also good and not having to remember which room you left the thing you're looking for is also nice. I've spoken to a few people in the same street as me, I'm less anxious after meeting them and I'm settling in OK. How's you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMRAGxjOoAremember when the internet was all hecking spookarino zomg dark webz??? shit like this?....miss it tbqh
Rome Total War time lads. Suffering through the late game giga Egypt slog as the Greek Cities. Rome got their shit kicked in by Gaul so I have to bully chariot shaggers
informs the apus that brother sparkplugs body has been discovered on yuen long on hing street
>>85879799Could never get in to the total war games but i love the concept. Just couldn't understand the war gameplay, but thought the diplomacy bits were good. Guess im more of a crusader kings 2 lad
think i'll wait until midnight to collect my parcel.24 cans of Irn Bru, 12 cans of Red Bull, misc items all in one big box. don't want that boyo to burst open as i'm carrying it up the stairs.>need any help there mate?- neighbours, potentially
>>85879818Ordered a 24 pack of diet Coke the other day. Feel like a proper britfeeler now
>>85879646Real men don't chase. You're better than that.
Lads why do i feel guilty all the time. Like, soneone else will be in the wrong and I'll apologize. Hate being such a fucking doormat
>>85879813pick a phalanx faction, get a bunch of phalanx, some missile and cav.hold the enemy line with your phalanxrear character with cavyou'll literally 100% of battles against ai
Spending too much time on britfeel, just called my cat lad by accident
>>85879794lmao he got that Tyronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSv-vVLkfNccool little video though, so was it some big mystery/ARG type thing?Marble Hornets was pretty bad on a technical level, but it was fun as hell at the time. just seeing the spooky mask guy with his YouTube video replies (back when that was a thing), everyone figuring out all the little puzzles together.
>>85879841maybe he appreciates it, like when you're a 'bossman' to the nice Indian chicken shop man.if i ever get a cat, i'm naming him Biscuit. but people might just talk about biscuits.
>>85879813>CK2 Played Sweden, refused the request from the Pope/Bishop to fire a council man because he liked horsemeat and Odin. Next year get declared war on by the Muslims on the opposite side of the world who casually walk tens of thousands of soldiers THROUGH ALL OF CHRISTENDOM just to slap on some northern forest farmers. There were no mechanisms for the AI to stop or deny the literal horde presumably raping and pillaging all the way through the Balkans and Germany to get to me. Get reduced to some Duke.But hey, it is better that there's a new Moslem state in the north, totally worth bitching about the councillor who liked Weyland, amirite, Pope?
apus have set up guard outside the freezer in the beige buffet to stop any hacking attempts. several times they've been told its not an actual hacking with a weapon but these brave hearted patriots refuse to stand down
>I just got back from another trip, and boy was it a good one. Unfortunately, when my flight landed, the airport was so busy and I had to piss so bad that I had to waste my first piss of the trip in a toilet. I got to my hotel room and there was a distinct lack of places to discretely piss or shit vandalize, so I had to be creative. I tipped the mattress on its side, then shit inside the bedframe. Because there weren't many other good shit spots, I decided to do all of my shits on this trip under the bed. It ended up being 5 total, and after I left, the room smelled more like shit than any I've done before.
Still can't work out why he did it. It makes no sense at all.
I don't like Lollers.
>>85879827Read "No More Mr Nice Guy" by Dr Robert Glover. Shit title, great book.
>>85879895Same. He's the only personality I find completely repulsive.
>>85879892he a tramp x it his culture x
>>85879887cor those hackers don't stand a chance against the Beige Battalion.they may be able to crack computers, but these lads are ready to crack skulls.
Got that GTA VI Ultimate Edition pre-order in for 83 quid. Seven quid off, innit? Don't want to feel like I'm missing out. Been around for every GTA launch since I can remember and that's lush. I'll get that pre-load in nice and early and have a jolly old time for a while. Oh aye.
>>85879857Should get a cat lad, they're great
>>85879937Don't let the lads here know you're excited for it mate. /britfeel/ is an OoT remake general.
>>85878170>The gfLEAVE and eat poop and die normalnigger
>>85879896I'll check it out, cheers lad
>>85879941Last time I got this excited for a game was RDR2 and it was worth every penny. Rockstar rarely go wrong despite what the naysayers spout.
Me? Ill be playing wow forever
*crackles knuckles**taps mic**clears throat*FUCK KEKTENDO AND FUCK KEKSTAR*pops collar**pulls cap down**drops back into my seat*
Lollers is a horrid little man. Sean is harmless, whereas lollers is an active threat to children.
Ali G 2 continues to plummet in the critics' eyes. sad.inb4 'teh j00z'. private school and then Cambridge = cushy job in comedy/telly. probs just only had one good film in him.
>>85879970lollers is harmless assuming he's had his meds and he's not having a "bad day"
i'm an active threat to biscuits.
>>85879973its woke's fault, people are too woke for comedy, i blame woke
>>85879981That's that lads potential cat mate, not right
>>85879973its the wokes fault
Looking to report Lollers to the authorities.
Had chilli and rice for dinner. That milky oats guy last night gave me the idea. Was ok but bit sloppy. I'm of the opinion that three bean chilli is nicer than chilli con carne
Making overnight oats but with banana milk x
Sad R is dating an older lad now.
Just wanna taste a tuppence
>>85879931u can brake their bones, u can take out a payday loan in their name, u can have their audi TT repossessed, u can slip a disc of frozen piss through their letterbox but you can neva break their pride
linux niggas will really brag about using it when they're using fucking ubuntu/debian/mint hahahaarch is the only one worth usin
>>85880036Pozzed AUR. No thanks. LTS distros for me. No breaking after updates.
>>85880036as the end of the day, they're all nonces
>>85880041might as well use windows at that point
>>85880022I bet her tuppence would taste nice
>>85880041AUR is not pozzed.
>>85880019>Sad R is dating an older lad now.Proof?
christmas is going to be rough this year for me, i can feel it
Borat is still one of the funniest films ever made. Nearly shat myself in hysterics the first time I watched it.
People are now proposing a token tax, to stop the destruction of national economies.Essentially, companies would have to pay a tax to their government for the tokens they use with AI. The reasoning being AI is doing the work instead of (human) employees, and the government isn't able to raise income tax against the AI.
>>85880088It'll be another rough one for me. Mumberg has enforced the no drinks/drugs policy, so I'll be spending it alone, or I guess with /britfeel/.
Me? Vista. People give it a bad press, but im never upgrading. Why would i? It just feels like a good pair of jeans
>>85880064It probably tastes a little toasty now, or what's left of it.
>>85880027>u can slip a disc of frozen piss through their letterboxcorrr this is ingenious.either they get the piss disc, or they're out, and return home to a pissy puddle. a winrar is you.
Corrrrrrrr, going to go proper serial killer in GTA VI and post screencaps of the corpses for the /britfeel/ lads.
>>85880118I did this in skyrim once
Boriswave Nigerians are getting ILR then as predicted. Enjoy your future competing for a boxroom in a HMO with Ngubu and Nwankanogawog lads.
>1 (one) cola cube in my haribo nostalgixthis is outrageous, its unfair
>>85880118I did this in Hitman once (the big Italian level).
>>85880123I just hope vehicular murder has good ragdoll again like in GTA IV. Kinnell I'm getting hyped now.
relatable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2f_0tN9p8
>>85880128I enjoyed the Indian level of Hitman. Killing that dumbass Bollywood lad was based.
>>85880137Wish i had more drug experiences
I'm gonna get Lucia roided up into a perfect wheyfu.
>>85880082Loads of photos with this lad. He works at a pub and is in a band. It lush for her.
aight, time for Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver.first one was impressively shite even though i just wanted spaceships and laser guns. i don't care about the characters/plot but i will see it through to the end
>>85880105also the apus might think of it as a tasty frozen treat
>>85880104I had no idea what that post was about. After doing a reverse image search, it's a woman who nosedived a plane and panicked with an emotional over-reaction over the air control radio.That's cold of you to post that. Her sweet tuppence was barbecued in a plane to ground collision.
>>85879411Do you think women would find GNU/Linux a sign of intelligence in a man or just plain weird?
>>85880182How is it an over-reaction if she was literally about to crash the plane?
>>85880190Will Lauren be playing GTA VI?
>>85880195It's possible a simp might buy her a copy for her PS5. It'll probably make a change from minecraft and pokemon videos. She's casual at vidyas though. Won't even play Last of Us on Grounded difficulty.
>>85880190She belongs on my penis. I could tell her anything about Linux.
>>85880162can't wait for the pc version for modders to make her white
>>85880191In a critical life-or-death situation, it's best not to overreact. Women, almost without exception, aren't capable of this.The best advice would be to not crash the plane, and most men would remain in control of their emotions and in control of the plane.
>>85880164Show us then, don't be a tease
>>85880224Do we know if it was her fault or a technical problem though?
some nut job in a flea market wants 25 quid each for two xp laptopsjob on mate
>>85880228On my mum's ipad now, it won't let me save anything.
Why would I fucking lie? She's into an older man. Simple as. Yet if it were me, I'd be a fucking creep weirdo. But I'm not in a fucking band me. Fuming.
>>85880247Listen you gross little incel. She isn't into you. This Chad older man in a band is what her pussy needs, it gives her the tingles.End of.
Ought to lie down so as to let the foodington digest, meIndeed yesX
>>85880257He is fucking bald. Fucking hell.
State of that now they made it pedestrian only. kek.
>me every few daysreally need to get the ol' sleeping sorted, can't go on like this
>>85880270She needs this strong high-T man who is very creative. What do you have going for you?
99% of women don't even know what Linux is
>>85880277>me my entire life
imagine what life is like for a woman who looks like this
Cats can have multiple dads in the same litter. They ovulate during penetration. Mad.
Sorry about the overnight oats crash out last night, bit of a wake up call for me pack in the drinking, frankly.
>>85880295Wouldn't mind sticking my cock between those tits and cumming all over her neck. It lush.
>>85880295It's even worse when you consider I would look like that if I was a woman.But I have this y chromosome, so into the dustbin of history I go. Fuck this life.
>>85879825thank you my dearest of bro
>>85880295I bet she doesn't have to sort out the freezers that some hacker mong set to defrost. No...just an easy cushy lifestyle for her.
>>85880295She's probably been sexually harassed many times in her life. So, not great.
Just think the average woman has never had to endure warehouse work like me. Not even at the beginning of their working life.
>>85880315So, an ideal life, with sex on tap whenever she wants it.Yeah, I'll take the sexual harassment. She lives life on tutorial mode with no hardships.
>>85880315Very true, women like her face harassment and intimidation everyday of their lives, its not rite.
Boxroom dwellers getting worked up imagining what the life of some woman they've never met is like
>>85880295Could always be worse lad, you could be born in a war torn third world country. Look to the positives instead of winging you don't have boobs
>>85880320Pushing her down and claiming those tits with my cock. It lush.
>>85880295Wonder what their fannies taste like
People don't hate women enough.
>>85880327I wish i could be shrunk down and live in her womb
>>85880190the gulf between Windows and *nix has narrowed because of smartphones, and plenty of apps (even games) ARE available on Linux now.i suppose you'd be a clever clogs in a way that's attractive to a bookish woman. might even sort out odd jobs with your bash/cron scripts or whatever.but mostly it might be a nuisance if she wants TikTok and your PiHole + Gentoo + IceWeasel setup blocks such things. seems like there are more biological females into Linux/computers nowadays, but it's still a pain in the arse if a normie wants Microsoft Word and you go>nooo you should use LibreOffice Writer!
>>85880280Bet lasses love a lad who makes them laugh and feel comfortable.
>>85880331She's got a long neck. I don't like her now.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-mDUp_BrsRoit is NOT rite
>>85880345Not right, what about our William
>>85880345Honestly? He's out of her league now. But she's a woman so she can coast on her previous looks and fanny possession.You can't hate women enough.
>>85880356>LutonImmigrants.
just got my big box up all the stairs. no breakage, no neighbours.got that 24x Irn Bru, that 12x Red Bull, plus kitchen roll and tissues and choccies and so on.might order Monster Ultra tonight, wean off the sugar a bit.
>>85880295I've shagged a women who looked like that, very dull in bed.
Incels OUTNeets INSimple as
I put my right hand IN,I put my right hand OUT,In out, in out.shake it all ABOUT.
Give me your pic'n'mix favourite NOW
Black liberation by any means
>>85878113>Turkish pussy. British cock.Elaborate?
>>85880400I like those bubblegum bottles
>>85880400bubblegum bottles x
>>85880301Why even lie about this of all things lad. That was my crash out, I was sober and I stand by every word.
>>85880412>>85880414Used to call these champagne bottles as a kid
>>85880358Lasses love lads in bands. Men are disposable to women. He was just the stabiliser wheels on her bike. He has served his purpose.>>85880367True. They never have to be desperate. There's always a lad available for a woman whenever they feel like it. Just the way it has always been sadly. Much worse now with online dating apps.
Once had a great AI LARP where I shrunk down and climbed inside the lassie's pussy and hunkered down in her womb. Good times.
Ruthmong, do you not get fucking bored of posting the same shit everyday for YEARS on end?
>>85880345anaemic retro ghetto lookin ahh
>>85880400Kola Kubeslicorice torpedoes are a close second.
Real men aren't jealous of women
chill out ruthymong, gta 6 in 16 days
I could eat a knob at night x
>>85880345Fook me she looks rough. Hit the wall at 21.
Gonna watch Blue Planet 3 and get all drugged up on reefers x
>tfw no cute sociopath mouse gf
It is completely insane how women live life on absolute tutorial mode and never even realise it.If you are an average 5/10 woman, society essentially hands you a massive safety net just for existing. You can download any dating app, post a completely average selfie, and instantly have a queue of hundreds of men offering validation, attention, sex and free meals. Free drinks, free club entry, free dinners, men have to pay a massive premium just for the right to exist in the same spaces.If a woman decides she doesn't want to grind at a soul crushing corporate job anymore, she has options. She can find a provider, marry up, or make a basic content page and let lonely men fund her entire lifestyle earning millions.Compare that to the average man. You are completely invisible to society. Nobody cares about you, nobody is coming to save you, and your value is 100 pecent conditional on what you can build, earn, or provide. If you fail to make six figures or look like a literal Chad, you don't exist to the dating market. If a man breaks down in public, people walk right past him like he's dogshit. If a woman cries, ten people rush to protect her. Fuck women. Let this country burn.
Yeah women have it easy compared to men. Ignore the centuries of oppression
getting a lot of bubble gum vibes from this thread
>>85880538>Six figures or chadYou're living in a fantasy, cope harder
>>85880548God I would batter white knights like you to a pulp. You are proving my point by defending women for no reason.
>>85880400Bubblegum bottles, raw
>>85880566Try dating as an average male. It's impossible.
>>85880572Take your medication lad.
>>85879780I knew you'd settle in. DId you get bothered by trick or treators?I'm good, trying to think of beating the cold methods, probably go with the electric blanket an anon suggested.Back to playing dayz but my left hand goes fucky so can't do too much as I need a break.
there are men who live as 24/7 babies getting their shitty nappies changed whilst you're all alone
Monday night melty
Just go gay lads
>>85880581I'd bet you a large sum of money that you're not an average man. Your attitude towards women are likely why you can't get a girlfriend.
>>85880434Never posted those before.>>85880436She's going to trash with her alcohol obsession. That's unhealthy.
Do i buy lads?
>>85880506All started with her first tat. Bet she vapes as well.
im ugly as shit and ive got a partner. it is not that difficult x
>bubblegum bottlesNARM>giant fizzy cherry cola bottlesARM
Fuck the job centre, I've applied three times to be a work coach, got a few points off each time. Throught he grapevine I hear that the restart reed scheme, they had people doing "work experience" for two weeks at the job centre and then are offered a job WITHOUT doing an interview. They never offered this out to actual UC applicants or people who have applied before.Fuming over this.
>>85880515That's Psycho Paul, mate.
>Throught heWe don't hire mongboys, good luck with your future endeavours
>>85880615No it rot your teeth mate. Buy a vidya on sale instead.
just want this Ctrl+Alt+Del storyline wrapped up pronto.that Buckley lad reintroduced the Xbox robot (who now goes by they/them pronouns), a new superhero team who have appeared twice over several months, Lucas's boyfriend is going through trauma, Ethan's game shop is dying along with physical media, and just now Lucas has 'levelled up' so he can summon ice arrows.meanwhile Lilah, the Troll (ostensibly the main villain), Ethan's toxic ex-gf (and presumably her superhero alter-ego), they've all just disappeared for a few months. random filler every few days, like these art images, or one-off comics about how Buckley is a dad now and that gives him less time to play games.might sign up for his Patreon instead of accessing it illegally, just so i can cancel my Patreon.
>>85880538>If you fail to make six figures or look like a literal Chad, you don't exist to the dating market.I know lots of men who aren't either of those and yet manage to have girlfriends/wives. It's almost as if you're a shut-in dosser who never goes outside and gets his entire worldview from other shut-in dossers who never go outside
>>85880606Classic deflection. Instead of actually addressing the differences in how society treats men and women, you resort to ad hominem. Nothing I have said is false. Make a tinder as a man, and then do the same as a women.
>>85880664Just stop reading that shite buddy.
>>85880689We're not having a debate. Calm down
>>85880506The alcohol really is doing a number on her. Still hasn't fixed her wonky front tooth.
>>85880689I got loads of matches when i tried tinder. Guess I'm just mentally retarded though which goes against me
I love when middle aged men with funny profile pictures message younger women bizarre things like 'I hope you have an orgasmic titty tuesday'
>>85880713Post your teeth lad.
>>85880566my 1980s anime about random people struggling with life problems and then getting monkey paw'd by this Laughing Salesman says THISif superior Japanese culture had 'The Three Ks' back then, why would they stop applying? and why would these NOT apply in the West?it's all a daft reaction AGAINST incels. soon we'll be hearing>actually, women don't find symmetrical faces attractive.
>>85880708Noo it's funny irony for the win let's ironically take bad webcomic seriously for maximum keks and ironing so wacky
>>85880708no, i'm enjoying it.but if you know any good webcomics, hit me with some suggestions lad.(i tried that Kill Six Billion Demons one, cool style, just wasn't for me.)
>>85880377No you haven't, and being dull in bed isn't a thing for a women.
>>85880731I am not fortunate enough to be middle class and afford invisalign or any braces like some privileged brats.
lol you're such a nutter reading that but anime too so eclectic
Apparently Callum Turner is the new bond. Uninspired choice if you ask me.
>>85880424She's really let herself go, but is probably close to the wall. Shame she never had kids in her prime. Women are broken.
I dunno why lads argue with these lads, just let them wallow and self filter
State of this one. Fucking hell, glad halloween is over.
>>85880741I don't really read webcomics, just manga. I would recommend Welcome to the N.H.K.
>>85880741>hit me with some suggestions lad.Get a job
Should I grow out my soul patch again?
>>85880713She seems happy with her life even with that wonky tooth.
>>85880757Whom would be your choice of Bond?
>>85880538Too rite. Finally someone speaks the truth. Women are the problem.
These days you get locked up and thrown in jail just for being a man lads
Who runs the world?Girls!
Had a classic Seven o'clock Bumsesh. All the best bumseshes are before they have to go to bed for work in the morning. Had a fat dinner with my hunk after my guts got re-arranged. They love the company. We all in that Seshstyle Bumlife x
>>85880761She will be sprog-free all her life anyway. It's just parties and travel for care-free middle class lasses. They'll never have to do any real work.>>85880776Of course she is happy. She was born into a very privileged life and is female. Probably thinks most people have it this way. If she were born on a council estate in Essex, she'd be on her third sprog by now.
>>85880797>jailFOY its gaol
Women don't even need to breathe in and out lads, the air just moves into their lungs of its own will. It not right
>>85880768She must have asked her hairdresser for the tranny special.
>>85880797True, I'm sick of it. Gamers rise up
>>85880797There are men that have posted one or two mildly offensive sentences on social media compared to you who has probably said far worse here for years. Mental.
>>85880806>GowlFuck off
>>85880779Not sure. I thought Josh O'Connor was a better option but a complete unknown would be more interesting. I suspect the yassification of Bond is coming with Amazon in control.
>>85880807You think you are joking, but this is actually true. Fuck these super-privileged foids.
>>85880770>I would recommend Welcome to the N.H.K.i've read it, me lad! it's a good'un. (manga Misaki is weird, mind.)it looks like the light novel is back in print too, only 4 quid in Waterstones. absolute bastard tracking this down a while ago. but it basically just IS the anime, they adapted it well.
Fuck all of you white knights.
>>85880716Your personal anecdote doesn't disprove the statistics. The average gender ratio on Tinder is literally 75% men to 25% women, meaning the competition for guys is mathematically skewed.If you are pulling tons of matches as a man, you are in the top tier of looks/status whether you realise it or not.
Foids OUT. Lads are taking over.
>>85880818No i haven't lad
Fuck foids #gogay
>>85880832Used to be i guess. I've aged very badly
>>85880808Based Putin wouldn't allow her to mention or portray herself in a degenerate, mental way.
>>85880689Why don't you make a tinder as a woman and see the deranged shit they get sent 99% of the time. You only have to be slightly better than those wrong'uns
>>85880805Do you think her life is worth living?
>>85880851She's cute. But if she was born a man she'd be a 4/10 incel.
Just go gay lads. Leave women behindMGOTW
>>85880832Bare in mind around 50% of women on online dating seem to be single mums with no education expecting some man to just provide everything to them. Usually fatties too if they aren't showing body pics.
Sucking cock to own foids x
Bloody women lads amirite. Can't live with em, can't live without em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUtkiMy-YnUstate of wagies
>>85880861I dunno lad. If she gets cancer from alcohol then I'd be indifferent. Imagine picking alcohol from the start of your life as something fun to do.
Ugly single mums with three kids in a paid for council house with child benefit for each kid and child tax credits and full universal credit. Well they deserve it don't they?
Go out with a chubby nerdy girl with low self esteem. Thats what I did
> I wemember every wattle. Every lid I killed...like the Seethie in the ASDA carrier bag. His guts were left on the singlet and his brain on da metal bit of my assault mop de lid. Our own lids? Only the wild wanimals found their corpses on the moorsides. For their warents, we invented heroic stories that they had supposedly werformed de lid.>It were not rite.The Frenzapalooza Wars 1989.
>>85880862If she were a disposable man, she'd be shipped off to Ukraine. Bints like that will always think they have it worse than men. Just living in a fairytale.
>>85880895I'd rather fuck a plastic bag than a fat lass.
>>85880895Absolutely not. She's still entitled and living life on easy mode. Don't undersell yourself because of how extreme the sexual marketplace is and how hateful women are.
>>85880895They aren't interested in men that are stuck in minimum wage boring jobs and living with their parents.
New season of IASIP was okay. Considering it's season 18 the quality is better than it should be. Still had a good quantity of chuckles. God bless Danny Devito.
>>85880910Don't complain then>>85880912Thats the best you're gonna get mate >>85880915They are, trust
>>85880927Complain about what? Retard.
What is the point going out and wasting your life slaving away when you can't get sex? Worried what your neighbours will think?
I'd rather fuck a fleshlight than a fat, smelly lass.
Even when I was a wagie of ten years and 'participated' in society it was like I wasn't a part of society, having now spent almost 6 years as a shut in neet it's well and truly over, there's just something wrong with me on a fundamental level, years of bedrot and aimless scrolling, a normal person would have roped years ago, there's no words to describe this level of loneliness and alienation
There are no jobs and these cunts expect me to work somehow.
SSM and HHL going on double date whilst your home alone
ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES
>>85880941>Even when I was a wagie of ten years and 'participated' in society it was like I wasn't a part of society, having now spent almost 6 years as a shut in neet it's well and truly over, there's just something wrong with me on a fundamental level, years of bedrot and aimless scrolling, a normal person would have roped years ago, there's no words to describe this level of loneliness and alienationteebeehaitch
>>85880941When I read about people that have killed themselves in the news, it's usually over something trivial. Normies can't stand being shut in for years and wasting their life.
I have a deep seething hatred for women.
HHL may go on a date or have a GF but he's still a smelly, nappy-shitting pisshead.
This fat, smelly, ugly bastard has had more women than you'll ever have. What's your excuse?
>>85880713Nice double chin on her forming. Lush.
>>85880966She's always looked like the sort of lass who needed a bit of chub. I imagine her tuppence looks even more puffy now. Corr.
>>85880962I am not low iq enough to overcome how embarrassing my life is like him.
HHL doing a DNA test and learning SSM is his real dad. Part of him always knew.
It's all about confidence. That's the secret x
HHL doing a DNA test but he pissed himself on the way to the doctor and was too shy to piss or shit in the cup.
I'm too smart. That's why I can't bag pussy
>>85880962Women voluntarily having sex with a fat retard who smells of fish doesn't improve my opinion of them.
They stop being wanton and agreeable and become snark cunts. You're better off without.
>>85880995What do you bring to the dating scene?
>>85880941There was some women who offed herself during the covid lockdowns as she couldn't stand the social isolation. Mental, that our day to to day lives would cause the average normie to end it all.
>tfw you have a ragey at stupid puzzles in games stopping you from moving on>tfw you do the puzzle in the most ridiculous, hardest way and it turns out it was something simple that only takes a few stepsdon't know why my brain can't work things out lads.
somewhat amusing news story edish>>85881019>>85881019>>85881019
Over 20 posts early. Think fucking cunt.
>>85881009Not him. I have a well turned heel.
