artificial memories editionQott: do you have high standards for a partner?Previous:>>85905290
I deserve chad bf, I waited long enough
How do I become gay originally?
My only standards is that he is male, and can put up with me. That's it. I think the latter might be too much though.
i think i feel so smart shopping rn, soon i will become a phonechad for the first time ever what will i feel then...pretty incredible how this piece of technology probably took hundreds of MAN-hours in ore refining, thousands of dollars spent, and also probably hundreds of watts or cubic feet of gases used in the electric arc furnaces and annealing ovens...not to mention the stuff used for lithography... and it will only cost me a measly 2 20$ bills to own it for stupid purposes like having a number my future bosses can text and like recording karaoke out in the woods and shitpostinganyways, why did i type all that
AlMost 3 years Since I quit cocAine.... I feel like I'm on timeout For the rest of my Life!!!!!
Should I lose my virginity to a manwhore would that fix me
>>85938949i don't understand why they don't see it anon, you're a cute guy and you have lovely skinny muscular boy build and your shoulders are huge and your penis is kinda big. you're very masc>>85940057tell me about the manwhore. is he your boyfriend?
>>85940112No obviously not and I haven't looked at any manwhore sites yet. Although I guess grindr is the same thing in theory
>>85940149sorry i just thought you met a beautiful boy and things are going well and you two are at this point where he's sitting on the same bed as you turned back but let's his hand touch yours asking for a more skin to skin contant and you're a bit shy because you don't have as much experience as him but you want to fuck him raw and yet choose not to because it's something new and scary for you
>>85939552Why are dads so cute and attractive? I live near 4 schools and I see them all the time picking their kids up. Why can't they leave their foids and be with me :(
>>85940057Probably going to happen to me. I'll try dating and trying to go for something more serious, but I'll end up getting used up by the first guy with a silver tongue who finds me attractive enough.
>>85915792After thinking it over these days I realize that perhaps I would like to fuck my dad. But I won't do anything about this. Nope.
>>85940449tell us more about your dad and your relationship with him. is he hot?>>85940231i love hot hung dads, you should pick them up literally
>>85939552Not really >be capable of admitting when you fucked up/are wrong>comfortable around weed or at least letting me have a space where I can vape weed>returns the shopping cart>can be angry without contempt >isn't just nice to people who can do things for him>>85940231>be 32>still a shitposter>simultaneously dad and kid huh
>>85939552>Qott: do you have high standards for a partner?Yes, I have sky-high standards. He needs to>Find me attractive>Be attractive enough to not be off-putting to me>Have some hygiene >Not have STDs>Ideally be 27 or older, I would feel weird dating someone much younger than me (29)>Not be a total bottom/sub. The closer to the opposite, the better.>Not be in a relationship with another personThose are the ones I can think now. But I'm sure I can come up with more unreasonable standards with enough time.
>>85939552Idk ohpee its hard to even fantasize about having a partner at this point.>>85939666Get high and post feet pics
>>85940710>Idk ohpee, its hard Same>Idk ohpee its hard to even fantasizeOh... yeah, I agree with that too, nowadays literally too depressed to think about a bf and if I do then I start spiraling and think how we break up
>>85940731Lol>I start spiraling and think how we break upIm afraid i'll never get past the talking/meeting up stage because of how boring and incompetent i am. Not emotionally intelligent enough to even have a best friend
>>85940575>tell us more about your dad and your relationship with him. is he hot?I went on a tangent here. Sorry r9gay.Also sorry for bad english.If I were to describe my dad in three words it'd be smart, charismatic and sweet. He built up his wealth as I grew up, having spoiled me with the latest technology & toys ever since I was a little boy, even though he was devastatingly poor and had it rough (going by what he tells me of his childhood) he never put it against me as other parents do.He was born in '66 and his sources of entertainment were TV Shows, movies and encyclopedias, I think the latter changed his way of thinking and made him develop an almost photographic memory. He seems to remember and recall so many things with crystal clear vision and is able to explain concepts he had learned long ago with ease. Even today when I learn something I refer to him for it first and foremost because he probably knows of it. And if I introduce something new to him he manages to connect it to something else smoothly. Great conversationalist. He is interested in what I have to say as much as I am interested in what he tells me.(1/2)
>>85940841Regarding his physical appearance he has aged pretty well I think..Maybe it's because I like him that much:). He has short black hair(with gray hairs ofc) and a bit of a receding hairline but I don't mind it really plus he takes good care of his appearance. He has the typical dad bod (picrel) but picked up exercise just a week ago, he told me about it.Now my relationship with him... we are VERY close. As I said in my previous post he has always been affectionate to me and me to him, verbally, physically and emotionally. We say I love you to eachother often and we hug, cuddle on bed, and kiss on places other than the mouth (But when I was ages 4 to 6 he did peck my mouth, I remember that much). I'd blame it on culture (latino, south american). He's always open to talk about sensitive subjects and reassure me whenever I feel depressed or troubled. Never made it feel like I've disappointed him even though I'm an antisocial retard and I still live with him.I believe I hit the jackpot with that one. And everything else. TLDR I luv my dad (2/2)
>>85940789I agree, it's literally the same for me. I know there's no high chance that a boy will like and I definitely don't know what to do on and after a date. A bit on topic but related but a friend of mine texted me almost 3 am today asking why I no longer talk to him for like 6 months but I generally don't talk to anyone unless they bother to make the first move and all I think of now is that I don't really wanna talk to him indeed lol
>>85940195Weird fantasy innit>>85940248I can't date I'm too chopped and insane
man what a beautiful calm day, I feel so nice and hopeful, why not scroll twitter a bit while I wait for my dinner to be delivered>opens app>first video on the fyp is two guys making dinner together ( https://hitlerx.com/Pri_nce87/status/2120580187251458133 )instant urge to kms not going to lie.
My twitter' filled with porn and big dicks
>>85940880Feels good to be avoidant until it doesn't hahah..
>>85940841Your dad must be a very smart person anon! It's great that he's has a nice personality and is very itellectually capable at his age (even if he's not really that old at all desu) and you probably have good relationship. Is he the type of guy that knows a lot somehow and can dish his 3 cents on every topic, from plumbing to how weather works? Do you talk a lot? Is he a smooth talker? It seems like he loves you a lot and he must be a very understanding person.>>85940852Understandable. Tell him to not overtrain and look after him or do some excercised together, look after your old man, as much as you'd like to think he's gonna be fine and from description he is, you still should check on him. It's cute that you already hug and kiss a lot and he treats you well despite what you may think of yourself. You should make a dinner together today if you feel strongly about him and want to spend more time together, I think that will give you some time to reflect on your feelings and you already live like a couple, so...>black hair(with gray hairs ofc)>latinoCute.
I fell in love with a gay twink from russia online. How do I help him immigrate (USA) here? Or should I just kill myself
>>85941356Kill yourself vatnik lover
>>85941388Why should he kill himself? Just because you got brainwashed and now you're too retarded to see past your screen doesn't mean you know the world, especially you, a retard from nowhere with shit for brains
>>85941408Kys russophile animal die
>>85941414You should do me a favor and end your life instead, it's sad and it's mostly yelling at your screen daily
Gloo wher mi husbie es yayow
>>85941503you're a bit older than me, but I could be your husband maybe
>>85939552>do you have high standards for a partner?high standards for non-white girls, for white girls I'd be satisfied if they weren't overweight insane feminists
>>85941505Cool, why?
>>85941356Find a way that allows him to travel to the USA (create a "fake" business and hire him so he can get a work VISA). Then marry him so he can stay permanently.
>>85941509straggot gtfo.
>>85941356idk how you can help him but i want you to find someone that will fall in love with a russian un-twink and help him toosigned, a russian ugly not twink
>>859415244chan still works in Russia?
>>85941516because... I'm also husbandless, and like, you're husbandless, and both are university students (were so alike!!) so like... I think we could marry so we're both not husbandless anymore.. seems obvious to me.
I really should make that lonely gays dating apps after all...
>>85941547Okay cool but wouldn't you want a husbie you love? I don't think you even like me.
>>85941597wellll.... I don't know you that well desu and you don't know me at all, but like... did you know that in medieval times arranged marriages weren't uncommon?? so this could be like an arranged marriage of sorts, I don't know...also, love is a process!! we could like... date for a while and after we're all like... lovey dovey... we could then marry
>>85941644And do you think that would come to pass based on what you know about me
>>85941669I don't know whether it would come to pass at all!! but you know what they say, loneliness is the mother of love, and and, we are both lonely (??), so I think there could be a chance... isnt the uncertainty also a bit exciting??
>>85941546not it doesn't, i'm sending my mind through esoteric chinese agents and they make posts through an intricate chain of proxys and rented vps. what the fuck do you think i'm doing rn? don't you have eyes to tell? real eyes that realize real lies?
>still no bara/bear bf
>>85941517maybe best option
Stealing from old people has never been more fun than it is in a new reckless ben game (this post contains paid promotion)
>>85941697Where do you live then? Probably far away
>>85939552Those cancer sticks are going to give them cancer. How pretty will they be then?
>>85941766>Those cancer sticks are going to give them cancer. How pretty will they be then?You are a joyless bastard, aren't you?
>reading a book about art>realize i have no talent, nor passion for anything other than sitting on my ass, playing video games to kill time>my life is empty as fuck>dont even have interest>cant learn how to draw without passion or at least interestdamn, maybe my stepdad was right in saying that ill never be anything. weird thing to start coming to grips with at 26. i dont know if its extreme depression or what, but it doesnt matter. i dont have the money for anti-depression meds. i guess ill just do nothing until i get tired of this world and blow my brains out. another 30 years of this shit doesnt seem doable.
*screens you for autism*
>>85941973Most have some form of depression here. Idk about you but I've been really disillusioned with my life at young age and never tried to cure it. As someone that actually read on it I'll just say that a piece of shit stepdad like yours didn't help at all and some kids need to be looked after and be invested in. Love you anon.
>>85942034>I've been really disillusioned with my life at young age and never tried to cure iti didnt used to be, but i gave up completely in my mid to late teens. i didnt really care at all, because i figured id be dead before 20. didnt see a point to improving anything if i was fated to die. >Most have some form of depression hereprobably. not like i can do anything about it, though. >piece of shit stepdad like yours didn't help at all and some kids need to be looked after and be invested ini dont know. he wasnt a good man by any means. he was abusive, but i made my bed then, and im making my bed now. i cant blame him for me giving up. i cant even be mad that im proving him right. i dont have the energy anymore.
>>85941999I really like this guy's content actually. It's really cool to see someone get a lot of enjoyment out of what feels like incredibly mundane work
>>85942096he's entertaining ngl. I like him too, even though his nose looks crazy.
>>85942058Well my lovely sad anony, even if you think it wasn't his fault it is what it is. If a parent is acting hostile to their child it's gonna leave a mark in their life and home should be the place where anyone (especially kids with fragile yet unformed nervous system) should go and be saved and loved. That's like a motto for me when I find a bf, I hate stress and I'm always feeling it because that's just the way I got to be and I hate it. I see what you're saying and I was a bit sad in exactly those years too if I remember correctly and yet I have good days sometimes and so should you. I hope you find something that brings you joy and you will improve on it feeling energy from it in other fields of life too, you're a good sweet guy but your brain can't regulate it's functions and chemicals the way normie brains do and needs a deep rest and a starter.
>>85941999it's the unlicensed gooner in 69 municipalities
>>85941999>Anon, have you considered that you are not gay? Look, some people don't really identify with the gender they are born. I can prescribe you this medication that can help you be your true self. You see, HRT have many benefits such as...
>>85940231Least unhinged gay bottom>>85941062Hs not going to fuck his dad and you should stop asking him questions that expose your weird fetish
>>85942244not sure whether christlike or grooming
>>85942290>not sure whether christlike or groomingSometimes both happen at once.
>>85942267He might as well try. Are you jealous that he has a dad bf at his house and you don't?
>>85941563Imagine cuckbot spamming everyone with pictures of his dick. Imagine everyone trying to fuck meow. Imagine someone making a fake storyanon profile that gets popular cuz everyone knows its fake. Imagine getting messages from hue telling you to stop using that app and look for fags near you. Imagine.
>>85942311>are you jealous of my disgusting incest fetishNot really no
>>85942336You forgot that if you don't have a gigantic horse cock, you're small, if you don't have washboard abs, you're fat, etc. Gay dating apps are the WORST way to meet dudes.
>>85941999Imagine being this chopped and then making it worse with tattoos
>>85942341Sure. Maybe if you aren't at least try to cheer up a guy on finally finding a mature experienced bf that loves his very much
if you don't like what I'm sayingthen won't you slap my face?
>>85942354you take that back right now young man
>>85941563I will be here to be the top month's unlikeable unclickable personality and top unattractive face body everything of the months. And I'll wear that with pride. Someone has too. You will look at the dishonoree and see that it's not so bad for you and the guy you're talking to, that you two are kinda cute, that neither one snores at sleep at least and you will find love after that first date. And my job will be done and I'll finish my shift then.
>>85942376Can I have that check tho?
>>85942358That's his dad. A dad he has a healthy relationship with but not a fetishistic sexual one and just because his dad loves him as every dad should love his son doesn't mean it should be taken as anything other than parental love. I'm happy for him being on good terms with his dad but he also said something weird in his post here and I wonder if that's because anons like you were pushing your fetish onto him.
>>85942378Yes yes everyone is gorgeous George and you're like chopped Chong. You're the ugliest creature, not just human, on earth no one will ever love you and blablablaFeel better now?
>>85942382let's see some numbers first
>>85942397Yes. Maybe a little more? Just one time. I love hearing people argeeing with me. You're so hot.
Im pretty sure not a single soul alive plays as many modern games as I do. I'm the best in the world at something, which is better than nothing. But they don't tell you how lonely it is at the top.
>>85942408Ok just because you asked. I can't even look at your face not because you haven't posted it but because it's so ugly if you tried to take a picture your phone would give you an error warning. Then it would probably explode if you tried again. There are guys with bodies skinner than yours and those with bodies fatter than yours but they all look better than you ever your body is your body and that makes it cursed.
>>85942428I have nothing left to say, but a lot more to hear, it's almost like you've met me and know me. Do it look that bad? Can I still be hired as the ugly friend stand in background prop for gaycel to use as a boost of confidence and serotonin or will it plummet their social and dating score on that o algo rhythm in the future? Since you know me well already, can I be a nepo hire? An anti-personality hire? Am I distinctive enough to be a diversity hire? Would you give that job, hireman?
average self hating r9k poster on the left
>>85942483Can I ship them or are you going to throw a fit?
I've just about finished the game I've been playing for the past while and now I need to figure out what to play next and I hate having to do that. I'm in the final act now and just need to kill God probably
>>85942383I'm not pushing anything on him, he said that his dad loves him and him thinking of loving his dad excites himAnon said he wished to have a boyfriend like his dad and craves it and his dad does almost everything what he wantI believe in pure love in unusual places, if his dad like him just as much then they can be boyfriends, it's a cute dynamic and weirder things have happened
>>85942568You can just ask em and I'll decide for you nya =(^_^)=
>>85942620Fine then how will I slay God I am in dire need of direction and onyaaly you can help
>>85942345You Amerimutts are so lucky! We don't do that in Brazil, the only way to date normal guys is gambling in Shlomo's meat grinder called "dating apps".
>>85942849most americans use dating apps. its extremely hard to actually find someone to date in person. its awful, but its just the way it is>we dont do that in brazilwedontdothatingermany.webm
>>85942849>You Amerimutts are so lucky! Mano, are you serious? >We don't do that in Brazil, Dating apps are the default way to meet other guys and get laid>the only way to date normal guys is gambling in Shlomo's meat grinder called "dating apps".that's pretty much the default way here, not the only way, but by far the default.
>>85942863>Mano, are you serious? Wdym? You're incredibly rich or something. Yes, boomers are fucking you all by gatekeeping houses but you are the apex predators of the world.>that's pretty much the default way here, not the only way, but by far the default.I mean, at least you have options, here if you want to date in irl spaces, you have to go after effeminate sluts.>>85942855>wedontdothatingermany.webmKek>ts awful, but its just the way it isfeels
>>85942849post thicc brazilian brown cock
>>85942364back to your ugly slums for ugly delusional gross animals, binigger
>>85940449Obligatory because nobody posted this in reply to your original post
East asian bros...My crush was a fair skin indigenous (like 50%)https://mytype.fyi/type
Understand I'm standing under oathAnd I promised I, I wouldn't fall anymoreBut I'm crying at the barI'm wishing that you saw my scars, manI'm wishing that you came down here and stood by meAnd looked at me like you knew meBut I feel so aloneLike I don't know anyone except the night sky above
>>85943443face #2 looks like my cousinhe's married though
Media lied to me where is my gay friend
>>85943443i look like the man at the very top leftalso, i have fair skin and wear glassesin my country, no one thinks i am handsome
>>85941743central europe, I don't remember where you live desu.
total white men love... except I'll never have anyone to love
>>85944462yeesss... its just that I don't like full lips, tortured artists, lion, mysterious, expressive eyes people... theres no broader pattern there at all!
>>85940057imagine being a straight incel on grindr, it can get worse
longest sentence ever made by a top:"Give Me Chad Give Chad Me Give Want Chad Me Want Chad Give Me Want Chad Give Me Chad
>>85944462>>85944559Didn't have nearly enough bears/bearded asian dudes/long hair dudes.
>>85944559kek>>85945011asian beards are awful, it's best to shave until grand-unc age
>>85945040>asian beards are awfulDude, sometimes yeah, but more dudes can pull it off than you think.
I am a fatherfucking socialist
>>85943443>>85944462>>85944559>>85945011all these guys are so painfully cookie cutter looking. I like a man with imperfections, they made him hotter
>>85943443>YOU'VE DESTROYED THOUSANDS OF WORLDS>"what are your thoughts on that?">I THINK YOU'RE WAY BEYOND REDEMPTION
>>85943443where were the white twinks...also, actually insane that the site has payment methods for what exactly?
>>85945216>also, actually insane that the site has payment methods for what exactly?bfs for sale, presumably
well at least I'm not a standardcel
>>85945216Those Korean chads can invade your assholes.
i need to blow up
did you know that the intestine is often referred to as the second brain, due to there being more than 500 million neurons in your enteric nervous system?? that's your butt!! So today Im going to fuck my brain (with fingers and toys because I'm gaycel ofc)
>>85945366so my mango
I guess I'm into doctors, engineers and scientists... Fuck.
>>85945534those two on the right are literally the same guy
>>85945557What makes you think that? Don't tell me you are one of those "they all look the same to me" type of guy? Racist.
Gimmie cock gloo. Where benis
>>85945557p diddy and q diddy??
Uglycute face + greek god body = perfection 1000/10 tier
doing crazy magical experiments with my fbf
>>85945534vexed status?
>>85943880Your country is retardedcome to mine because i'll appreciate your real beautyyou are extremely attractivethis is a haiku
>>85945534These aint masculine faces, wtf... they all have perfectly round heads. Not a single jawline to be seen.
Stinky twink gooner thigh highs
gooner booner
>>85946645(me) unfortunately
>>85946743Can i live under your desk
How about fat neet gamers stinky BO from not showering in 1 1/2 weeks?
>>85946756Only if you cuddle me to sleep
>>85946813Thats cool too>>85946823Deal
>>85946844I am a stinky twink and I have no boyfriend
>>85946851WaowDo you look like that
>>85946855I wear t shirts to bed, maybe
>>85946863Do you have a type
>>85946875I think a fellow skinny twink. I don't like big guys romantically
>>85946272i live in south koreaabout 70 percent of the young men in this country probably look like mejust as people pay no mind to a delivery zoomer who looks like mebringing them a fried chicken or a pizzagirls here dont consider me handsome or cute
>>85946878Would you a skinny but hairy guy
>>85946889can you shave
>>85946898I can trim
>tfw no baracel bf
>>85946882Anon you sound cute, I'm more into bearded scruffy asian dudes, but you sound cute too. >>85946925They absolutely exist anon, way more than you think they do, especially in China, Mongolia, and industrial/port cities in Korea and Taiwan.
>>85946935contrary to popular belief baras are the most desired type of man, there are no virgin baras in existence
Bought 5 pounds of potatoes today #feelingblessed
>>85946959this is what bfs want btw, if you texted me this i would 100% come over to your house
I wanna eat chicken burgers
>>85947009remember: it's only a chicken burger if it's a ground chicken patty. chicken sandwich with fried breast is not burger
>>85947017Fried breasht.. ;p
>>85946959what are you cooking with them?
>>85942910Cuckbot you couldn't be less of an indian if you tried>>85944559Cuckbot is very unhappy with you>>85945534Ok cuckbot you don't have to pretend you're into blacks because of their intellectual capabilities
>>85947364Soup for his cat
>tfw no bf to play mario party 3 with (on a physical n64) whilst snuggling in a nice warm blanket :(
Went to see a changeling horror movie and it made me happy I'm not a woman yay
>>85948138that's nice meow but you've already posted at length about how you're a tranny
>>85948151Yeah I'm a trans person but I've never once said that I'm a trans woman because I'm not a trans woman.
30$ fucking wasted i guess, jfcwhat are you niggas up to?
>>85946882You're very handsome then, anon <3.>>85945280Kek.
>>85948157>I'm a trans person You should join the 41%, Meow.
>>85948157you're not a biological woman either you are a crude mockery of a woman and no one will ever mistake you for one despite your best efforts to pass
>>85946889i would unlike the desperate pedophile you were talking to
>>85948455I probably will but because I'm a lonely schizophrenic faggot not because I'm le nonbinary not even transitioning)>>85948542Are you perhaps retarded
>>85948670You will never be a woman, you will never have a uterus, you will never be a raped traumatized nullo boy with smooth crotch, you will never have your big fat sleazy bruised greasy pussy stretched and stuffed by a huge white cock because the only big dick are black and you're already taken by them, you never have small shoulders or wide hips even if you do have both but it still masculine, you will never wear yellow because you can't pull it off. you will never fuck a woman's pussy with your girthy 7 inch cock ever again, you will never be on HRT even if you currntly are with your bitchtits growing in size
>>85948723Eat your meds whore
most gaycels are fakecels, but not me... I'm a pure hearted gaycel.
And I know you hate it, and you can't take itYou'll never break me, cause I'm unbreakablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDon6okRn4
hello boys i hope you are welI
I'm lonely where husbie wwaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Waa.
>>85949484umm you never responded to that central european anon wanting to give you that
>>85949492If someone living 500km away is too much what do you think 1500km across country Borders is
>>85949522take a plane nerd
you faggots (endearing) need to appreciate that this is the age of ldrs. you need capital to fly to a boy to spend your life with. so work on those resumes and start flipping those burgers or you'll NEVER find love.
>frozen pizza and wow night>carpal tunnel flaring up but playing through it. Only problem is I know I'm getting gallstones from the pizza, happens every time now.
i need to be raped
>ldrslatter-day rape saints
Im more excited for Vice: Magic City Mayhem than GTA VI
whopper jr. w/cheese
>>85949755*grips your thigh. aggressively.* hi
>>85949834get the fuck away from me disgusting mongoloid freak
>>85949877oohlala i love when you play hard to get *leans in and starts puckering my lips*
>>85949886ew gross gross gross *upchucks all over your face*
>>85949650With what money dumbass also I have no time for a ldr even if ai was made of money
I've been getting a lot of nurturing paternal instincts since turning 30 and it's making me want to impregnate a doting middle aged woman so bad.
>>85949996Sir this is the Gay thread would you kindly kill yourself
>>85949784GTA 6 will be streaming only, the game doesn't even run on your home device. It runs server side, and you pay for a license and subscription to access it. Of course, that doesn't mean that the system requirements will be any less demanding...
>>85949898UGH. UGH. i'm into that ;) *jams my vom-covered tongue into your mouth and starts spit-swapping yesterday's dinner*
>>85949912i'd suggest listening to the voices that sound like they know about speculation and putting what little you have into stocks
>>85950119I don't want a ldr why can't you respect that
>>85950123FINE WHATEVER *runs away crying*
>>85946882Well I do consider you cutebecause you probably are but cuteness evapoates in guys that look for girls approval and girl dating
Killing myself and whoring myself to slimy grindr losers first so I don't die a virgin
>>85950149>slimy grindr loserstop discrimination continues
>>85950149just fishing for attention or are you serious meow? Don't hurt yourself...
>>85950129It's your fault>>85950154How so idgi>>85950155What's the point of living lol nothing will ever be different or wprth experiencing so by dying I'll be spared from a lot of unpleasabtness
>>85950203think of how sad your family and friends will be.
>>85950228Yeah I'm a horrible person for being so selfish all the reason more to do it
Waa I am juust very small aand parhetic no bf even
>>85939552>do you have high standards for a partner?my boyfriend of 1 year is literally fat bald and autistic so i don't think i do
I would give meow the tightest hug if I could.
>>85950345Why are you here if you have a bf
>>85949996You have to go back, binigger.
>>85950346Bite bite kill scratch
>>85950370how is he bi if he's a dating a boy you r tard
>i can't read and i need to bait and provoke to be seen! he's a gay that wants to sleep with a woman like us! can someone put me out of my misery please?
another day another gonger
>>85950431It's not exclusive, nigger. Xe might be dating a guy but xe might have attraction for girls too. >>85950445
>uninstall like 3/4 of my installed games just to play 2 rounds of darktide with boyfriend after having to pester him for like 2 days about it>can tell hes not hardly into itwhat the fuck is the point if hes just going to dip out as soon as its polite to do so. like the dude hardly plays with me and barely texts me. i wish i wasnt forced to move across the state for my dads family. i hate this.
>>85950445>>85950467o yeah i misread my b hehe
>>85950479maybe find games he'd actually want to play
>>85949784wow this game looks like total ass
>>85950489he plays dogshit turbonormie open world survival games on his ps5. he has a computer, but he barely even uses it, and when he does, he plays starcraft.
>>85950479>barely texts mered flag
>>85950503yeah, i know. its straight up over
To be honest, some part of my newfound paternal instincts also extend to younger men. I feel that I could offer mentorship and guidance. Not in an incestuous way tho.
>>85950496>turbonormie open world survival games on his ps5gaming is literally not his main hobby then. if he plays like 1 hour of call of duty after work it's just a passtime to him and not anything to put any real interest and effort into
>>85950519Offer a nice gun salesman to test out new bullets in experiment casing on your dummy head, bipedo.
>>85950521thats the thing. thats all he does if he isnt at work. hes either playing open world survival slop or LE EBIC CINEMATIC story games. he has no other hobbies. i get he turns his brain off, but he doesnt even play anything with real...oomph behind it.
>>85950503>not spamming text to fake affection is a red flag or somethingYou normies are the filthiest subhuman in Earth.
>>85950538Guys in their 20s aren't allowed to have mentorship or support? :'(
>>85950538nta, but the casings wouldnt change the round unless its caseless ammunition..
>>85950547well, tbf, i meant he texts either 1 word replies like "okay?" or "whatever", and even then its hours after i text him. i dont want spam, i just want him to engage like he does for other people.
>>85950562he literally is not interested in talking to you so why are you even continuing to bother with this tool>i am le lonelybetter to starve alone than to feast with wolves
>>85950578>better to starve alone than to feast with wolvesstupid analogy. if youre starving, you would eat whatever it took to not survive. false equivalence>why are you even continuing to bother with this toolyou act like i have a ton of options
>>85950586took to survive* fucking phone
>>85950592hence the "feast with wolves" part because that will kill you even faster. retard.
>>85950562>i just want him to engage like he does for other peopleI understood. It's over then. If only he's that way with everyone... I barely interact with my parents, I'm so sorry.
>>85950598retarded and inaccurate to real life. several instances of people fighting off wild animals for food. dont call someone a retard if you yourself are retarded as fuck
>>85950607continue being miserable with a man who clearly does not love you then
>>85950619still will be forever happier than your fat ass, clearly.
>>85950622this same thing has happened to me several times before and i broke up with all of them and i'm in a happy relationship now with a man who actively enjoys talking to me
>>85950635clearly not, if you feel the need to come on here and antagonize
I don't want you two to fight and it's clear you won't make out either so I'll just both to come to my house and have a nice kissing session with me mouth and your holes
>>85950660>me mouth and your holes, matey
i dont esl niggers
>Talking with online friends about relationships>"Guys will hit on me only because they want sex">"I got in 5 relationships without even asking">"Guy furry I know ended up getting a gf because there were no gay guys in his area"I should castrate myself
>>85950643it would be healthy for you to break up with him and i apologize for being rude
>>85950680Yes. Especially if you look like that. Would you an ass eater bf tho?
>>85950690>i apologize for being rudei am uninterested in your half-hearted attempts at peace. it just makes you look like a pussy.
>>85950686>Guy furry I know ended up getting a gf because there were no gay guys in his areano. you should castrate him.
>>85950733Apparently he hits on guys when his gf isn't looking...But I don't get it, why are relationships so easy for everyone. What am I doing wrong?
I am ugly and fat and mentally ill and also hate myself yay
>>85950776But you're not a woman yay
>>85950795Yeah I'm a shitty moid what of it
>>85950750well apparently he's just being a gross bishit and just like a furry and a bi would he's still looking to cheat on their partner but he's extremely miserable and pathetic from the picture you've painted of himyou're not bad but everyone's different and you don't have that something in your brain that let's you go into every possible relationship head on, must be because you're looking for a good man if you're looking for one at all
my asexual nonbinary friend Worm who's submissive but not in a sexual way they just like helping and being useful and doing chores and stuff whenever we hang out together
>>85950819You are? I wouldn't be able to tell. Aren't you a tranny riding a dyke bike with a girlfriend now?
suppose I should get my fat neet ass into the shower but I don't want to, its only been nearly two weeks.
>>85950859What the fuck are you babbling about you stupid cunt
>>85950876Someone in disc said you are a tranny rn and put your big penis in a woman's vagina currently
>>85950852>how it feels to be submissive but not in a sexual way
>>85949996it is alright to want to reproducei want to make a son so bad ;-;
all and each single one of you are bitch ass niggasand bitch ass nigga should show me their cocks
unforgiving, wild-ass dog niggers:
>>85950918you're allowed to be a slaveboy and have it not be sexual
>>85950934But I want a sexual femmy slaveboy at my house.
I want a fujoshi to have my future boyfriend's (husband's) children. Am I a cuck?
>>85951036Unfortunately, artificial wombs only will be accessible in many years. Your wish to grow up your partner's child is not cuckoldry,
>>85951036No, I think that would be very romantic actually. She could be like your best friend who was secretly in love with you, and this is her way of becoming a part of your family forever.
>>85951036You are. Hope you never find your boyfriend to torture with your mental retarded fantasies even tho in this case the bishit you wish for would want to cheat on you, not only due to your retarded autism. Die.>>85951076Same thing with you, stop being gross and breathing.
Niggas hate me cause I'm a fat niggerI don't give a fuck cause I'm a bitch getter
what if we take a fertilized quail egg and scoop it out and put it in a chicken egg, would it hatch a big quail
i want a boyfriend but i don't want to be a boyfriend and don't want to look for a boyfriend
that's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfuckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
I'm still the same lonely self loathing boy I was when I was 14 except I'm 20 now. Does it just never get better?
i want to suck dick so bad it's driving me crazy
>>85951313I'm a different person now. Still a little angry and mentally ill but I use my energy for more productive things and control myself better.
I'm mostly the same person, just fatter.
>play siege of castle doom dlc>3rd run, 2nd was close to beating it but this one I had more luck and knowledge on how to go about it>doing great close to finale>game crashed >can't continue cuz muh roguelite >didn't even save my pointsI suffer more than everyone in the world combined
>>85951327go suck some then
>>85951544i want a regular thing i dont want to suck a stranger's cock and them get ghosted
>>85951574hi... should we go on a date?
what goes around, comes around I see
>>85950008>Not taking turns with your boyfriend rawdogging a foid just to have a kidAre you going to adopt like a good cuck?
>>85951036No if you are present with your boyfriend while he impregnates her. It's the only way to have kids without being a cuck. You can kiss and fuck your husband while he uses the human fleshlight
Can anyone please slaughter the retarded pornbrained binigger cuck? Idelly taking his tongue and head off. Thank you.
>>85952429who is it? The sephora dude?
i want a gaycel bf even he doesn't know or understand love
>tfw no anti work bf
>>85950898I'm not a trans woman and I would never have piv seggs don't believe everything you see>>85952150I'm a strict bottom and I don't want children because I'm gay
>tfw no bf that fucked more than 50 women
I don't want children either because they're annoying. My bf is my only baby
I want children so I can leave a legacy, but I will genetically engineer them to be perfect unlike me.
gaycels should be reborn as incubuses when they die
I don't wanna top though I wanna be a succubus
https://youtu.be/kLCpcm_QPM0
the love I'll give to my fbf will be my legacy, our love will save the world
i watched a movie the other day where the protag was like: I'm powered by love, I feel like I can do anything nowI wonder if that's really a thing and how does it feel like
>tfw no indian work-visa bf
>>85953557if you say stuff like that, I'm just going to have one more reason to kill myself...
imagine dying and you're born again in a demonic chad's body. What would you do?
>>85948648Sorry for the late reply. Where are you from anony? What do you look like?
i'm drinking hehe
Curse my existence for not being born as a failed male incubus to be bullied by mortals.
kissing dudes kissing dudes dudes are cute
>>85953670Whatcha drinking there
>tfw no rabies bf
what if a male ghost was haunting your house?
>>85953694jus the usual, TJ's kentucky bourbon>>85953659incite unrest in the middle east o algo
>>85953741why in the middle east? To own the jews?
>>85953739i'd talk to him and shine a light so he knows where to enter my butthole
none of you are true gaycel. go out and find love.
>>85953921I'm sorry but I don't trust any guy desperate enough to date me. Like something must be wrong with you if you start scraping the bottom of the barrel.
I'm evil, yay or something like that
>>85953959if you turned into a hairy bear 10 years older but got a bf that loves you a lot in the process and you started loving yourself as well, would you accept it?
>>85953959ok but, there's clearly something wrong with you so why would you feel entitled to dating someone who has nothing wrong about him?
Gluu gimmie husbandolee. Husby. Now!
>>85954110what will you give to husbie?>my assok, and then?
>>85954149Idk I want to share my life with someone is that not enough ?
>>85954160tell me about your day sour buttercup
>>85954168I went to a lecture, ate some lunch, shaved (face and legs) and then I went on a walk with my mom. Now I'm chilling on the couch. How about you?
women's bodies are so fucking boring
>>85954186I cooked, ate and left no crumbs
what's meow's MBTI? I think you're an ISFP
>>85954198Yummers>>85954252No idea I get a different result every time
>>85954314well you're an introvert and a feeler, no?
>>85954325I guess, I can do it now if you'd like
>wake up with no one sleeping besides me because I'm a stupid gaycel>instant urge to kms>have breakfast alone like a loser faggot>go to the bathroom to take a shower>accidentally see myself in the mirror>instant urge to kms>after taking a shower do skincare and shave all while trying to avoid looking in the mirror.>go to university, renting a bike so I can avoid awkwardly walking on crowded sidewalks>enter the lecture hall, and see every one of my classmates looks better and happier than me>instant urge to kms>hide in an empty classroom for lunch break>constantly hearing people chatting in the courtyard right below the window>urge to kms>skipping the rest of the lectures and going back home early to avoid any more such stimuli>end up curling on the floor and crying>even more persistent impulse to kmsdoes it get better?
whats these threads like vs gaygens in /lgbt/?
>>85954349gaygen is woke and retarded and for promiscuous hypersocial extroverted gays.r9gay is chud, and for sensitive introverted young gaycels with battered hearts.
>>85950547More like he doesn't care enough to talk to his fuckin boyfriend you retard. If he loved him he would be all over him like a good little yandere you double normie
>>85954187I find them aesthetically pleasing to look at but i'm not that attracted to them anymore
>>85954346no, kill yourself asap.
whats your drug of choice fags?
>>85950622>my boyfriend is better than your boyfriend the argumentKill yourself both of you
>>85954429*pushes glasses up*Ethanol! :p
you guys dont have tripfags?
>>85954349gaygen likes actual men, but they're more well adjusted and plenty of anons there had sex
>>85954337nah, that's a long test. Do that whenever you feel like it, besides I can already tell what type you probably are
>>85953566This guy wants to suck a bus
>>85954252How many pyramids do you think could fit inside his loose hole, meowsimp?
>>85953640That's just cuckbot with extra steps and he's biologically white
>>85953640What are you doing here, Elon?
>>85954429bidya
>>85954468Luckily no but we do have spammers like this possum spamming tranny incapable of saying anything that isn't gloo where bf and this cuckbot who keeps spamming about his love for black cocks they're both easy to notice so might as well be tripfags
>>85954642A bus sized cock maybe >>85954568I got INFP
>>85954926thanks for doing the test. I think you're more of an ISFP, but INFPs isn't that out there
>>85954957Yeah like I said it depends on my mood and such, I've gotten isfp and even esfp before
>>85954420you're right, I should. tongihts the night baby.
>>85955010no type cannot change, it's always the same if you do very accurate tests. Anyways ISFP suits you. I think another anon is ISFP as well, and there should be one or two INFPs too here
I did a test like that a few months ago and I was chaotic good or somethingI don't know if I'm that good of a person but I liked it, I will try to be a more chaotic better boy!
Jag ar hungrig mlormhgs
Tell me if this is gay>gf doesn't want to give me sex because writing papers for uni>even sleeps at her home>get bored and browse /soc/>find someone that feeds me porn and pics>he asks me to show my dick>he likes it and sends me vid of him jerking himself with pic of my dick on his monitor>start jerking to that video and cumIn my defense he looked really fit and lean and it was nice to see someone randome person getting that horny over my pepe
>>85955081Binigger whore. Hang yourself now.>>85954926INTP master race here. You're good too, anon.
INTPs are cute. I like how they do not give a single fuck about social conventions and expectations due to autism but without any evilness within them, that is if they're healthy
>>8595519324 grams? you're gonna have a bad time
Graaahhh kill kill kill gut them all
>>85954435i never said my boyfriend was better. hes an asshole. but im still happier than this fat fuck
why are y'all so mean ;_;
>>85955163>INTPs are cute<3>I like how they do not give a single fuck about social conventions and expectations due to autism but without any evilness within themTrvke>that is if they're healthyshit
>>85953659look for other demon bfs and come to my former kin the gaycels and torture them with kisses at night, maybe sign contracts for other demon_boys and myself sometimes to power up cute gay guys and give them energy they seek>>85953652i think you can be at least one guy's shy seductive incubus>>85953688there's no failure there and it's manageable if really look for a guy to bully you with toxic choking love>>85953688
I'm horny and lonely sigh I wanna be touched all over so Bad
Autistic boys be like: >huh you mean you didn't like that movie we watched even though you kept saying how great it is and how there is nothing else you'd rather do that watch that movie the whole time it was on>what do you mean he likes me doesn't he give this much attention to everyone?Yeah babe it's so cute how you are borderline retarded and can't pick up sarcasm or social cues
Waaah waaah gloo poop yay im trans where bf
>>85955081It's bisexual, and that's okay! Cheating is not, thoughever...>>85955416All work and no dick makes gay nonnies mean :p
But my dick works...my dick works!
>>85954346>wake up with no one sleeping besides me because I'm a stupid gaycel>Do it again, bitch, I might>look a mess from last night>Only got lash on one eye>Go and get ready for tonight (Muah)>Club? Let's play >Work? No way >Lines? Always >Drinks? I'll pay >Just at 10, bitch, I'm back>Lines of glitter, smoke this track>Diamonds on my tits, kiss my lips>Hangover like this? Bitch, you wish>Club? Let's play>Boys? Just and only gays>Drinks? All day (Mh)>Leave? Let's stay
Rent free Where husbert waa
>It's bisexual, and that's okay!>t. one big fat ugly braindead retarded bitch
humberto
mean schizo hours
I'm supppper drowsy.. this might be my last, chat
raping drowsy tipsy gaycel boys
I miss my religious raving r9gay one-day husband
>>85955781I miss the anon who did little autistic flourishes and spins all the time. I miss sparkly purple nail polish anon with fingers like the stars at night. I miss the optimistic anon who would unironically say things like "yippee!" "yay!" "hooray!"
I miss that one suicidal estonian I hope he is doing better now
>>85954390>If he loved him he would be all over him like a good little yandere you double normieDon't project your subjective sense of love on everyone, anon.>More like he doesn't care to talk to his fuckin boyfriend you retard.That's true, tho; his bf is a fucking normie subhuman and does no care about anon.
Why is this nigger avatarfagging?
she's a fat raped weird looking actually schizophrenic tranny from finland, her life's on hard mode from the start. desu she wasn't raped right, a guy touched her all exactly once in the army but she successfully made a deal out of it and ran around with claiming to be literally raped and assaulted
>>85955902Because I want to post these images stay buttmad over it whore>>85955914Me when I lie:
Me when my brown and bruised tranny nullo boy butthole is covered in grease and breadcrumbs for nigger pigeons to feed on: meow glooo i'm supposed to be funny where husbant glooo i'm trying my hardest and it's not working husband my fat ass is on the bike i'm tranny from finland please someone just look at me
>>85955993Eat your meds stupid whore kys
fat retarded tranny finnish blacked whore
how do you know you are truly gay or just like the idea of gay sex?
how do you even get it to look like that
>>85956137Post your own so we can compare
>>85956162only a retarded tranny cow would do that
>>85956187MoooI don't get why you people have that saved and feel the need to post it here it's pretty gross
because somehow your personality is even grosser than your blacked oversized hole
>>85956227What's wrong with my personality? And My hole may be oversized but I'm still a virgin. Keep your blacked fantasies to yourself.
yay meow is fighty again. At least he's brave enough to post his hole for us, I know I would never be.
I would say stupid rather than brave, I'm kinda fucking retarded
Shleeb time nini FAGGOTs
>>85952013yea why not what could go wrong where do you live
why does ANAL feel so good
Should I get a 5060 8GB? In this economy?
>tfw no rich bf who can afford computer parts in 2026
>>85956277Post chubby big butt and pink hole,storyanon.
>>85956137If meow went to Paris he could fit the entire Eiffel tower and everyone protesting inside his blown out hole and stop this madness
>>85956546You mean my hemorrhoid riddled anus? No. you can just imagine how ugly it looks.
>>85956277Can you suck his erectile dysfunction ridden penis any harder you pathetic simp yay brave hero meow
I spent so many years of my life pretending to be straight and repressing that I'm into men.I'm full of regrets, not exploring my true feelings sooner. I don't even know if I would be able to find someone because I'm unsure about my body. Do you guys think some gay men would find my body at least somewhat attractive?
>>85956869chubby thighs. post dick. are you gay?
>>85956869men are very dynamic with what they find attractive, you'll find a guy into you easily.
>>85955993>trannyYou should join the 41%.
>>85956933I'll join when your mom does. Ring ring an update, she did successfully.
>>85956885I'd rather post ass, full dick pic will follow
I really wish I would stop coming down with colds luckily I got the flu shot so chances are it's not the flu but I have a very good habit of being sick with something.
>>85957106bro you're cute, you'll have zero problem finding a guy to lust after you.
>>85957165Thank you so much. I always feel like its too late. You like my dick too?
still chringing over the fact that i shushed someone the other day and told them to go out in the hallway if they need to have a conversation during the exam. it was the special needs kid talking to a helper
>>85957153Oh my god me too I hate it hope the shots help you
>>85957259Looks yummy, would suck it if I could.
>>85957259didn't answer a single question but your dick is kinda big and your ass is kinda fat. nice work. ok balls too.
>>85957284But first you have to fuck me real good. And after you sucked my dick, we cuddle. I'm the little spoon. Deal?
>>85957310Sorry, fellow bottom here. Good luck in finding a top.
What stops you from topping him or bottoming for a bottom you dumb idiot?
>>85957291You mean the question if I'm gay? Yeah I am. I was repressing my feelings real hard for a long time. Thanks for the compliments! I have started working out to get a better ass a few days ago, so it will only get better. I will post my progress here and take nicer pictures. I hope some of you will jerk off to my pics lol
>>85957321Well then I'll just top you I guess no problem
>>85957371fuck yeah anon, you're already cute and hot from what i've gathered but you're gonna be a true pornstar soon, welcome out cutie
>>85957387Wow you have no idea how happy I am because of what you said. You'll see more of me soon!
>>85957437i find it surprising, i mean you're probably a lovely guy so idk why you don't get complimented a lot. you'll be good.
Three more gay robots found themselves for be boyfriends today in this thread. And as for me? Oh I'm glad you asked, I'll be single for 20 something more years and will croak from choking on canned peas one day
