My favourite thread(s) on /s right now. Cheers!
>>22299467That's 100% what I imagine an elf to look like - both beautiful and unsettling at once
>>22299475then google buccal fat removal and you'll see a whole lot of elves
>>22299549>google buccal fat removalI did. Bitches be crazy!
None of you remember the sorority girl's "glamour mugshot."
>>22299981how to get this gf as a semi-balding fat loser @ 35
>>22300088>shave your head>lose weight>get a gripIt's not quantum rockethics, Anon
>>22300069We do, that's why we don't post the same shit for upteenth time
>>22300099I look like the Spider/Varys from GoT when shaved
>>22299470They will bite your dick off. But okay...
>>22300102>They will bite your dick off.As if the "normal" modern women are any better
>>22300101Because you are fat. Hit the gym, porkchop.
>>22300150no i already had a very round head even at 15 when I was 86 pounds
I could have fixed most of these girls
>>22300181>I could have fixed most of these girlsFinal Boss of Simping, The White Knight!Jokes aside, why TF nobody posts here? Do I have to carry the whole thread myself? Lazy fuckers...
>>22300102>They will bite your dick off.Only put in holes without teeth then, d'uh.Go for the backdoor unannounced if you want a really wild night, kek.
>>22300088>>22300099>>22300101>>22300150>>22300167Have you losers actually seen the nobel prize winners these girls usually date?Violent, bipolar or criminal lowlife chicks are the easiest lay if you want to fuck someone hot while being ugly yourself.Just give them a (false) sense of self worth and the panties drop.
>>22300683First of all if you are the same op that made the previous two thread, bless you sir. But I don't even know where to even find these, I'll try tho
https://files.catbox.moe/zlmjiu.mp4Find me her name! I need it!!
>>22300026Super edited
>>22301318It said, while contributing absolutely nothing.Kindly neck yourself you gigafaggot.
>>22301512Sara Jane, for those interested. There is more.
>>22301515Thanks
Aubrey Gold
Dani / Orlando FL
>>22300102They're mostly in for dui>>22299464She can bite my dick off though
>>22299479oh fuck... what did she do?
a classic, the smiling teacher mugshot
>>22301938>>22301949Smash
doesn't seem too phased lol
GRIFFITHHH!!!!!
How time flies.2018, oxycodone.
>>22300088I actually know her lol. Her name is alsu ersoz, go for it my man. She is originally from turkey or some semi-shithole place like that, so your best bet would be to hope that she needs a green card or something.
>>22303462im from central europe. I am as far away from any of these cuties as possible
>>22301934What crime would she have committed?
i got a lot more ill post within the day ive got stuff to take care of
>>22302382Just looked her up. That mugshot is nice, the other images of her are even more attractive (obviously, it's a mugshot dumbass).
>>22305421Side profile. Pretty girl
>>22299981Similar case.
>>22299466more like smugshot
>>22300014I can save her
Have no idea why I enjoy the mugshot threads so much, scrolling through and finding women I think are particularly hot.Want to stick my dick in crazy? Female offender = slut so ups my chances? Idk except it isn't an "I can fix her" type thing.Tell me why you do, anon -- maybe it'll explain it for me.
>>22306705The best ones are with the charges or story as well as the beautiful face. The time I googled a girl I was dating and found her mugshot. It turned me on so much.
>>22306152Audrey Horne vibes
Tell me if she fits your bill, I have an later one. I've always thought she was hot but you guys might not.This one was FTA, driving while suspended, and possession of illegal substance
>>22308786She's looking okay to me. Not an eyecatcher, not an eyesore, and waking up next to her wouldn't make me seear off alcohol forever.
>>22308786The other oneI think this was a DUI and Possession of an illegal substance. I picked her up from jail that morning and she was clearly coming off of heroin or fetantyl, maybe both.
Is it a 100% certainty everyone who smiles is guilty?
Some very beautiful women here, instead of throwing them in the slammer, they should make them do nude modelling instead of doing time :)
is there one that has a group picture?
>>22299984i'd be okay with my daughters having her looks
>>22301948I can fix her. I can!
>>22317520i can fix her
>>22299461interesting
I'm sure some of them are in jail for 1st degree murder it's crazy (besides Aubrey Gold I saw your post)And also a lot of them seems to not have any remorses in their eyes. They don't give a shit LMAO.
>>22299984> get some sauce in her and you're off to the races> down highway 57 that is
>>22306158could have been a movie star with those looks
Have any of you guys tried one of those "write to a prisoner" web sites?I feel like for some of you it's your only and best shot at getting a moderately attractive GF.You should try it. You'll get a captive audience. They will actually write back to you, they have all the time in the world.
>>22305465I can fix her bros
>>22299473I can fix her
>>22299465Something very sad about this one.
>>22300018Holy shit, she looks exactly like a friend of mine. I had to check just to make sure and it’s not, different names and this one is deceased.
>>22299461Deleted links easy to see by seeing this thread ( >>>/bant/23633163 ) here: https://archived.moe/bant/thread/23628939#p23633163
Reminder >>>/bant/23652415 https://archived.moe/bant/thread/23646265/#q23649653
I can fix each and every one of these misunderstood angels.
>>22306705"The true man wants two things: danger and play.For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
>>22317587proves hot women are hotter without makeup
>>22299461
The ones that are crying or have red eyes are hard to look at.
>>22299479She could stab me multiple times and I'd refuse to press charges
>>22300010Ugh I'll wait for you on the outside habibi
>>22301948Wife material
>>22301501holy fuck you're retarded
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