My favourite thread(s) on /s right now. Cheers!
>>22299467That's 100% what I imagine an elf to look like - both beautiful and unsettling at once
>>22299475then google buccal fat removal and you'll see a whole lot of elves
>>22299549>google buccal fat removalI did. Bitches be crazy!
None of you remember the sorority girl's "glamour mugshot."
>>22299981how to get this gf as a semi-balding fat loser @ 35
>>22300088>shave your head>lose weight>get a gripIt's not quantum rockethics, Anon
>>22300069We do, that's why we don't post the same shit for upteenth time
>>22300099I look like the Spider/Varys from GoT when shaved
>>22299470They will bite your dick off. But okay...
>>22300102>They will bite your dick off.As if the "normal" modern women are any better
>>22300101Because you are fat. Hit the gym, porkchop.
>>22300150no i already had a very round head even at 15 when I was 86 pounds
I could have fixed most of these girls
>>22300181>I could have fixed most of these girlsFinal Boss of Simping, The White Knight!Jokes aside, why TF nobody posts here? Do I have to carry the whole thread myself? Lazy fuckers...
>>22300102>They will bite your dick off.Only put in holes without teeth then, d'uh.Go for the backdoor unannounced if you want a really wild night, kek.
>>22300088>>22300099>>22300101>>22300150>>22300167Have you losers actually seen the nobel prize winners these girls usually date?Violent, bipolar or criminal lowlife chicks are the easiest lay if you want to fuck someone hot while being ugly yourself.Just give them a (false) sense of self worth and the panties drop.
