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Explain this image to me like i'm 5 years old.

(I actually understand)

(Kinda)
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>>12468598
she likes muffins

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12468877
Those were the old, old days
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>>12468877
dubs checker!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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they're memes from back before this was a dank meme board instead of a tranny scat porn board
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a wolfgirl holding a sign saying topkek which is her favorite candy
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>>12469324
exposed
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>>12469288
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>12468598
cum
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hehhhhhahhhhhhh :D
>>12468598

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12471157
do u like threads with twitter filenames or is that just a coincidence
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>>12471163
I like cute threads or funny threads or threads with cute captions or all of it combined.mmm..... I didn't pay any attention to the filebame. what kind of threads are you into

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12471168
i like cute and funny threads too but i find a lot of things to be cute or funny
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>>12471178
say, have you been struck by the undeniable realization that you are one of those cute and funny things

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12471201
i.. try to not be so conceited, but yes, maybe

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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not as cute/funny as you though

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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oh, you aspersorium seer. you sweet sweet bun of goodnes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12471215
Я eдy нa вeлocипeдe.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12471215
>aspersorium seer
that’s an interesting choice of words what’s the inspiration behind that? something about blessing people with sweet words>?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12468598
momiji holding a sign with something written on it
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>>12471218
WALTESE YOURE PROBLEM WHAT ARE YOU SAY BABY GIGE ME YOUR 'GRAM RIGHT NOW BABY I NEED YOUR INSTA
>>12471219
this is you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12471250
another fresh nekopan

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12471254
good joke

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
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chocolate and hazelnut and i want to tell everyone

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12468598
woof woof goes hahaha
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HAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12472001

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12472001
amazing post very funny

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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you guys are big on sex? explaining the momji holding that sign like I'm mentally insane?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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just explain the image man

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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sure. it's in image of komeigi

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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of who
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of momijo

Your fortune: Average Luck
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momjo said that

Your fortune: Outlook good
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you kinda get this image don't you op

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12473411
dub
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GEE MOSTER

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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he kinda understands

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12474707
You need to use a proxy on 4chan
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und well?
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yeah im thinking he always understood
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>>12476249
EEEEEXXXAAACTTLYYYYYYYYYYY

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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bohhhhhhhhhh

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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I kinda do understand
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>>12477311
do you?
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>>12477313
now that you mention that, I'm not so sure..
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>>12477311
yeah
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yeah. sorta
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to an extent
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in a way
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we all understand kind of
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>>12468598
1.
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2
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>>12479149
LMAO.
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we're all explaining this momiji picture
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hell
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the understander has logged on
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okay image explainer can you log on
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okay let's explaining
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MOMIJI PLEASE
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oh my mono
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you'd love it if i explained that image to you wouldn't you?
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>>12482366
It's just the game files for the first Half Life
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explain
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>>12483523
I would. consider this: yume
>>12484070
oh yeah? what if instead of explaining I went: yume
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thats okay momiji
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und momiji?
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that yume of yours
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that is correct
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momiji say wut
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>>12484644
that's okay dubs
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>>12487125
that's okay really
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dear momjo
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>>12468598
STOP THE NICEIFICATION-PYON
(\_._/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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>>12488032
the blue and red colors signify the polarization of humanity
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explain momiji
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momijo please
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>>12489843
Nick ever hear of the mambo and the mambo hear from the fox and the squirrel?
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volunteer

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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oh wow

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12490322
the big picture is that you shouldn't look for the answers to everything in life to be given to you or else you can never discover them for yourself and never feel the satisfaction of having learned something on your own, which is a valuable thing, even if there are plenty of things out there in the world which seem
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>>12469324
i still blame andy ballsack for the scat thing.

actual years of 4chan were plagued by the whole log thing.

sometimes i still wonder how much beer he can fit in his sack
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HERE COMES THE FLASHOVER

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12490969
what you see here are images that a person that goes by the alias 'jake' has generated by following simple rules
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und welpers?
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>>12491090
>>12491387
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12492182
that much is true friend-brother..
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MOMIJI ARE YOU A WOLF YOUKAI
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lets explain
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presently explaining but what is it you're looking for
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explain it again
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but not as pretty as you
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that sign of yours
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i guess we have to ask that

Your fortune: Average Luck
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if its okay yeah

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12498173
ohh wow ...how thoughtful of you
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what a disaster

Your fortune: Outlook good
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better off this way...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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when you complete it

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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i wasnt needed

Your fortune: Good Luck
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to feel unfaithful

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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be anyway

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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but you can try to

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12468598
Animal characteristics demonstrating animal nature and capacity for violence. Red, the colour of blood. Jewish crystal embedded in the cranium. Antennae for sensing. Japanese comedic stilts. Plane of uncertain topology containing crypto-Hebraic characters pixellized in a show of strength.
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all upon your lips
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>>12500309
have you ever felt like you're being followed

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12500329
imma gonna follow him cuz i think he part of the cia., the company, and it kno that the u.k. is a time machine
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>>12500358
DUDE im trying to sing here
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>>12500362
play ur guitar and sing, mcfly?
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>>12500365
sure, let's sing
you start
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......well tonight out on the streets i'm gonna follow you

Your fortune: Outlook good
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follow WHO dude
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>>12502488
dubsers?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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it's momiji
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the momjer
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momijiiiiiiiiiiiii

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12468877
>>12469288
SAME TWO NUMBER
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MOMJOOOOOO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12509517
starting with you
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>>12509517
today i saw a van with a name of a company. the name of the company was frick, so it was big lettered. i had to laugh but then realized i was in public, supressing the laughter. i think an old bitch watched me suppress my laughter, making me feel bad

i hate old germans. they are incredibly annoying in such moments. their looks judge like 1000 hitlers
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>>12509537
poles are 10 times worse
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>>12510406
i smoke you
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explain
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>>12468598
Hello little dude!
How old are you? Five? Woow! You're getting big, aren't you?
Oh what's that? You want me to tell you about that image? Oh, well it looks like a cute little cartoon, doesn't it? Look at her fluffy ears and tail! Must be a doggie! And she has a sign! Can you read what it says?
*puts my finger under the words*
toooo p.... keeee k!
hehe that's right!
What does it mean? Well it's just a strange way of saying "wow, that's funny!". But that's an odd way of saying it, isn't it? Why, when I find something funny, do you know what I do? I laugh! HO HO HO HO!
Alright you run along now!
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>>12510833
thank you so much
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>>12468598
wood shoes stomping on leather. western imperialist shoes are suck my dick.
twice.
and ask for more.

kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke!!!!!!¡!!!¡

blow me burger.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12511265
i'm gonna pacific rim job your cute little rim a little harder than you expected.

*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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piss into me
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momjio explain

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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monijiiiiii

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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momjo come on
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hello sexual
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greetings
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momjio you explainer
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>>12516007
looooooll momjo is very funny xD explainer funny man xD
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>>12516049
you're mocking me
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last fucking time i try asking for an explanation on this board i swear
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>>12468598
guh

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12516052
nono I'm not I was genuinely smiling as I typed that up
>>12516066
please don't swear (nopunintended)
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>>12516070
ok i won't swear ever again sorry (typing this genuinely)
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OP here, I can't believe a thread of mine is still alive after almost a month. Lole.
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>>12516220
wowsers
>>12516083

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12516220
can ya?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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bah

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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bahhhhh

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12468598
basically this
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oh help me please

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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please



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