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Explain this image to me like i'm 5 years old.

(I actually understand)

(Kinda)
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>>12468598
she likes muffins

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12468877
Those were the old, old days
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>>12468877
dubs checker!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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they're memes from back before this was a dank meme board instead of a tranny scat porn board
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a wolfgirl holding a sign saying topkek which is her favorite candy
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>>12469324
exposed
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>>12469288
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>12468598
cum
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hehhhhhahhhhhhh :D
>>12468598

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12471157
do u like threads with twitter filenames or is that just a coincidence
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>>12471163
I like cute threads or funny threads or threads with cute captions or all of it combined.mmm..... I didn't pay any attention to the filebame. what kind of threads are you into

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12471168
i like cute and funny threads too but i find a lot of things to be cute or funny
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>>12471178
say, have you been struck by the undeniable realization that you are one of those cute and funny things

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12471201
i.. try to not be so conceited, but yes, maybe

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
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not as cute/funny as you though

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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oh, you aspersorium seer. you sweet sweet bun of goodnes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12471215
Π― eΠ΄y Π½a Π²eΠ»ocΠΈΠΏeΠ΄e.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12471215
>aspersorium seer
that’s an interesting choice of words what’s the inspiration behind that? something about blessing people with sweet words>?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12468598
momiji holding a sign with something written on it
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>>12471218
WALTESE YOURE PROBLEM WHAT ARE YOU SAY BABY GIGE ME YOUR 'GRAM RIGHT NOW BABY I NEED YOUR INSTA
>>12471219
this is you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12471250
another fresh nekopan

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12471254
good joke

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
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chocolate and hazelnut and i want to tell everyone

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
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>>12468598
woof woof goes hahaha
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HAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12472001

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12472001
amazing post very funny

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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you guys are big on sex? explaining the momji holding that sign like I'm mentally insane?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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just explain the image man

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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sure. it's in image of komeigi

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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of who
>>
of momijo

Your fortune: Average Luck
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momjo said that

Your fortune: Outlook good
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you kinda get this image don't you op

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12473411
dub
>>
GEE MOSTER

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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he kinda understands

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12474707
You need to use a proxy on 4chan
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und well?
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yeah im thinking he always understood
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>>12476249
EEEEEXXXAAACTTLYYYYYYYYYYY

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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bohhhhhhhhhh

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
I kinda do understand
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>>12477311
do you?
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>>12477313
now that you mention that, I'm not so sure..
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>>12477311
yeah
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yeah. sorta
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to an extent
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in a way
>>
we all understand kind of
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>>12468598
1.
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2
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>>12479149
LMAO.
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we're all explaining this momiji picture
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hell
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the understander has logged on
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okay image explainer can you log on
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okay let's explaining
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MOMIJI PLEASE
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oh my mono
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you'd love it if i explained that image to you wouldn't you?
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>>12482366
It's just the game files for the first Half Life
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explain
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>>12483523
I would. consider this: yume
>>12484070
oh yeah? what if instead of explaining I went: yume
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thats okay momiji
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und momiji?
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that yume of yours
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that is correct
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momiji say wut
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>>12484644
that's okay dubs
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>>12487125
that's okay really
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dear momjo
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>>12468598
STOP THE NICEIFICATION-PYON
(\_._/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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>>12488032
the blue and red colors signify the polarization of humanity
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explain momiji
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momijo please
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>>12489843
Nick ever hear of the mambo and the mambo hear from the fox and the squirrel?
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volunteer

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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oh wow

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12490322
the big picture is that you shouldn't look for the answers to everything in life to be given to you or else you can never discover them for yourself and never feel the satisfaction of having learned something on your own, which is a valuable thing, even if there are plenty of things out there in the world which seem
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>>12469324
i still blame andy ballsack for the scat thing.

actual years of 4chan were plagued by the whole log thing.

sometimes i still wonder how much beer he can fit in his sack
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HERE COMES THE FLASHOVER

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12490969
what you see here are images that a person that goes by the alias 'jake' has generated by following simple rules
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und welpers?
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>>12491090
>>12491387
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12492182
that much is true friend-brother..
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MOMIJI ARE YOU A WOLF YOUKAI
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lets explain
>>
presently explaining but what is it you're looking for
>>
explain it again
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but not as pretty as you
>>
that sign of yours
>>
i guess we have to ask that

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
if its okay yeah

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>12498173
ohh wow ...how thoughtful of you
>>
what a disaster

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
better off this way...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
when you complete it

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
i wasnt needed

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
to feel unfaithful

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
be anyway

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
but you can try to

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>12468598
Animal characteristics demonstrating animal nature and capacity for violence. Red, the colour of blood. Jewish crystal embedded in the cranium. Antennae for sensing. Japanese comedic stilts. Plane of uncertain topology containing crypto-Hebraic characters pixellized in a show of strength.
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all upon your lips
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>>12500309
have you ever felt like you're being followed

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
>>12500329
imma gonna follow him cuz i think he part of the cia., the company, and it kno that the u.k. is a time machine
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>>12500358
DUDE im trying to sing here
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>>12500362
play ur guitar and sing, mcfly?
>>
>>12500365
sure, let's sing
you start
>>
......well tonight out on the streets i'm gonna follow you

Your fortune: Outlook good
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follow WHO dude
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>>12502488
dubsers?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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it's momiji
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the momjer
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momijiiiiiiiiiiiii

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>12468877
>>12469288
SAME TWO NUMBER
>>
MOMJOOOOOO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12509517
starting with you
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>>12509517
today i saw a van with a name of a company. the name of the company was frick, so it was big lettered. i had to laugh but then realized i was in public, supressing the laughter. i think an old bitch watched me suppress my laughter, making me feel bad

i hate old germans. they are incredibly annoying in such moments. their looks judge like 1000 hitlers
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>>12509537
poles are 10 times worse
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>>12510406
i smoke you
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explain
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>>12468598
Hello little dude!
How old are you? Five? Woow! You're getting big, aren't you?
Oh what's that? You want me to tell you about that image? Oh, well it looks like a cute little cartoon, doesn't it? Look at her fluffy ears and tail! Must be a doggie! And she has a sign! Can you read what it says?
*puts my finger under the words*
toooo p.... keeee k!
hehe that's right!
What does it mean? Well it's just a strange way of saying "wow, that's funny!". But that's an odd way of saying it, isn't it? Why, when I find something funny, do you know what I do? I laugh! HO HO HO HO!
Alright you run along now!
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>>12510833
thank you so much
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>>12468598
wood shoes stomping on leather. western imperialist shoes are suck my dick.
twice.
and ask for more.

kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke!!!!!!Β‘!!!Β‘

blow me burger.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>12511265
i'm gonna pacific rim job your cute little rim a little harder than you expected.

*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
piss into me
>>
momjio explain

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
monijiiiiii

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
momjo come on
>>
hello sexual
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momjio you explainer
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>>12516007
looooooll momjo is very funny xD explainer funny man xD
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>>12516049
you're mocking me
>>
last fucking time i try asking for an explanation on this board i swear
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>>12468598
guh

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12516052
nono I'm not I was genuinely smiling as I typed that up
>>12516066
please don't swear (nopunintended)
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>>12516070
ok i won't swear ever again sorry (typing this genuinely)
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OP here, I can't believe a thread of mine is still alive after almost a month. Lole.
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>>12516220
wowsers
>>12516083

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12516220
can ya?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
bah

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
bahhhhh

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
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>>12468598
basically this
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please
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>>12518021
>>12518427
how
>>
good question
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>>12518989
>>12520350
and time just passed
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wowsers
>>
with aching chest
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and uh..
>>
and heavy bones
>>
momjo very funny
>>
>>12523874
HAHHHHHH- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
welpers
>>
oh my dearest momijo
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momijo I'm going to explain that image like you wouldn't believe
>>
und well momijo
>>
>>12525300
dubs you wouldn't believe
>>
that's rather interesting
>>12526211
>>
oh yeah momijo?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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I have scrolled this entire thread and I still don’t have an answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is my fortune!!!!! What is going on!!!!! AUGH!!!! AAA AAAUGH AAAAAGH AAAAAGHHAA A A. A AAAAAA AAUUGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12527195
Pretty much sums up [s4s] in one post

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
>>12527195
>>12527203
I love you

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
AAAAUGHHHH AAAAUGGHHH AAAAAGAGAHHAHA AAAAAAAUAYAGGHHHH AAAUUUYGGHHH WHAT IS MY FORTUNE WHAT IS MY FORTUNE WHAT IS MY FORTUNE
>>
i often wonder how you feel

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
>>12527318
better not tell you now
>>12527725
when you're lying next 2 me

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
good thread
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>>12471204
just maybe

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
bohhhhhhh

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
so hard to keep her satisfied

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
KEEP HER DESU EVERY NIGHT
>>12527195
consider scrolling through it once again, you may have missed something

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
welpers

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>12530236
faggot
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>>12530243
ur a faggot whose nigger mother I raped? true lmao

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
heh.. well

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
momijo you explaining baby

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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oh well
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>>12530243
>>12530249
>>
PLEASE COME 2 MEEEY

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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momijo? explain?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
monijo

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
nICroBOMPiNxD

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
momijo I am love suiseiseki did you know that you wolf baby

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
momijer?

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
sistere

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
uhhhhhh

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
well mimono we're just about to explain what exactly that image is

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
brothers oh please

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
oh brothers

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
Big beefy cleft
>>
welp let's explain
>>
How?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
okay explainers

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
yes brothers it's true

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
COLLECTIVE ARRIVAL!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
we explain the same images
>>
we dooooooooo~~
>>
yup
>>
sure moster
>>
the explainer is in town

Your fortune: Average Luck
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hope he doesn't catch wind of this
>>
the momijo in the uh..
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hidamari sketch is such an unknown and obscure anime. not many people know about it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>12528011
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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love the you worker bit

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
heh.. oh yeah ch'yeaaa'ch

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
INDEEED A FOOL AM I

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
collective explanation

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
>>
we share the same shpace

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>12472001
Have u ever eaten one? I tried them because of the meme like 10 years who and they are awful, very very very dry and flavourless.
I still have the packet tho
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>>12544723
sounds intense. suggest better candy

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12544803
Its an cake
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>>12544809
an lovely cake that is swet sweet and sweet. I know I KNOW WHAT IT IS DONT PATRONIZE ME

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>12545148
Am not paternizimg
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>>12545184
your nott????? q_q

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>12545592
am not :3
>>
Guys, if you keep this thread alive till 10/12/25, i'll post clouds reveal.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
HECK YEAH SEXUALS
>>12545598

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>12546153
no sexuals pls thanks :3
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keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
>>
hi
>>
K-K-KEEP TALKING KEEP THIS ALIVE

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
THIS STORY'S GETTING OLD

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
THE HOMEWRECKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
KEEP YOU LOCKED UP

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
IN THE TRUNK OF MY MIND

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12468598
people began saying lol and then they began saying lel and then they began saying kek.

A brand of cakes from Japan is called Top Kek so Top Kek means "lol that is funny nigger."
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>>12548012
MOMIJO IN THE TRUNK OF MU MIND

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
that's okay brothers

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
okay momiji let's think

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
momjio just give me a sign

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12548131
They are from some balkan country not jaoan sorry anon.
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yes brothers it's something I'm think about

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
keep it in perspective

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
thinking in digital?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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yes okay hi

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
who are you talking to dude

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
me? well..

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
yes momijo

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
momijos favorite dish is the pork fried pork something

Your fortune: Good Luck



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