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What kind of parent will you be when you have kids?
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>>12497266
dubs
i will probably never have kids
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>>12497267
rip
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>>12497266
Dubs, I think I'd be a cool but strict one that teaches them lots of cool skills and wisdom (but like subtly you know) and go on adventures but does not let them have a phone or godawful social media until 16 and maybe we do homeschool.

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>>12497266
Probably shouldn't do that ^_^;
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>>12497274
>but does not let them have a phone or godawful social media until 16 and maybe we do homeschool.
this wont work. you cant just NOT let them have a phone, then theyll be uncool at school and your kid will hate you until they become an adult as a result
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>>12497276
here's you dad bro
>chucks a pile of dog doodoo on the floor next to your feet
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I can only pray my child will be gay.
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>>12497278
The plan is to indoctrinate them into hating mainstream society before mainstream society can indoctrinate them into being braindead, also that's why the homeschool. Ofc I would try to socialize them with other kids, not coop them up like a fucking weirdo cultie. But doing real kid shit like fightin with sticks in the woods like you would have done 30 years ago, not tiktok/ipad >:(

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A very loving one!
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>>12497292
^_^
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i can't get pregnant so there are probably no kids in my future, but i've always thought i could be a decent aunt
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>>12497309
tranny ---->
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>>12497309
thread immediately ruined
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>>12497320
oh so it's better to be an incestuous paedophile than someone's aunt
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>>12497309
what about adoption anon
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>>12497330
who are you talking about?
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>>12497320
No, no, one of the points is to remind those ghouls how they'll have no descendants.
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>>12497340
posts submitted to this thread previous to the one to which the current discussion is referring
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>>12497344
You actually believe the highest virtue is to make more babies for the white ethnostate
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Everypony on this board would be a terrible parent
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>>12497905
Let me guess, you think parents should have to pass some kind of licensing test before they can have children?
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i only want one child and i will give yhem the life that my parents never gave me
and of course i will spoil yhem and shower them with love
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>>12497344
There's nothing wrong with having no descendants. People who realize they shouldn't reproduce because of mental illness or general dysgenics are morally superior to those who think shitting out kids is some sort of moral duty.
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>>12497266
either the best most reasonable
or the korean military junta
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>>12497266
I want to make kids with this dog
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>>12497922
page 10 dubs
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>>12499002
thats the kid
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>>12499207
And your second wife ^_^
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>>12499207
Dating dogs is really interesting from an incest perspective, you could already be breeding with your great grandchildren in the same time it takes a human to ripen up ^_^
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>>12497266
i only know what not to do from my parents, like not calling someone a useless heartless piece of shit. but other than providing food and shelter im not sure what to actually do. hopefully i can just treat the kid like a person.
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>>12497266
a time traveler
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>>12499215
Puppy love <3_<3



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