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Greta Thunberg is a Swedish woman.
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Are you are going to be a good boy for Greta?
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>>12502910
she is pretty
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From now on Greta is your Climate Mommy.
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we used to simply kill retarded people
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No more tissues.
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>>12502910
Jesus tapdancing Christ, that is a nude model tier phat tight cunt. She's literally the equivalent of one of those ugly emaciated nerds who inexplicably possesses a porn star dick.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12502916
>>12502917
>>12502918
>>12502919
6 7 8 9 get

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12502910
i want to meet her. but not for the reasons you pervs will be thinking.
*sip*

i want her to make the meatballs.
the swedish meatballs.
i need to know how they're supposed to taste.
i've had many dishes calling themselves swedish meatballs...

but i have no way to confirm that any of them were authentic.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12503402
>i want her to make the meatballs.
I think she is a based vegan and not a cringe animal eater
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greta-chan...
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>>12503405
then she makes the vegan version.
fine.

it's more about that sauce.
i need a definitive culinary statement to assuage my perceived ambiguity.

google has like a thousand different variations of this dish.

so cut to the chase.

get authentic swedish girl to make dish.

boom.

problem solved.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12502910
do you have the topright middle one by itself?
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I will now support your climate activism cause or whatever
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>>12503416
the one that doesn't show her face and could actually be anyone?
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>>12503585
Yes, which is why we want to see the original picture (I'm not the guy you replied to).

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12502910
looks like the theory on how the vikings went to the new england area is still correct, like a reverse dwarf thing, women and men at the menopause age look the same, just as bearded and muscular
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She has big tits now
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>>12503935
pics or u never habben
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>>12503939
>>12502917
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>>12503935
>>12504054
Not big.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12503416
>>12503585
>>12503807
Got it. So it does turn out that Greta has a world-class cunt.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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she is taking a stand against the scourge of zionism
as always she is on the right side of history
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please post more vulgar greta pictures, thanks
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>>12503365
>>12503402
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12502910
greta definitely means vagina
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>>12502910
her job is to yell much ,which she is not doing by the way
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So what is she up to now anyway does she still do climate activism?
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>>12502910
She's blackface for autism
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>>12504526
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuqqqqqqqq
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>>12502910
That is a child
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>>12504965
she is just jealous of you surrounded by idiots...yeah
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>>12504925
Now it's about Gaza.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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She just wants to do what she feel is right
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>>12504526
holy shit thats so gross and nasty.... i wanna puke why did that take that shot
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>>12505610
Whats gross and nasty about it
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>>12505820
He's gay.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12506138
> You have to be attracted to every single woman or you're GAY!!!!!
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>>12506305
actually anyone whos attracted to "her" is the gay one because theres zero femininity in that creature
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/pol/ thread
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>>12506305
>>12506308
You're the fags concentrating on her face instead of her cunt.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12506308
>vagina
>female body
>tits
>0 femininity
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>>12502910
*Gritta Thunderborg is a femele of Swedish orgine.
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>>12502910
Greata Thundercunt

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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cuck world
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>>12502914
Why does she look 25% chinese
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>>12505820
her pussy looks gross... why that white stuff on the panties and that shape gross...
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>>12507081
>why that white stuff on the panties
That's just light. Also you might be gay
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bumpo
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>>12507081
1. "white stuff"? I have no idea what you're talking about.
2. That's what good pussy looks like. Big tight lips and a fat mons.

Nigga, you gay.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12507081
%100 gay, that is a quality shape of pussy

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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hottest girl on the catalog

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12507081
nigga go outside at least once a day
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>>12503042
I mean yeah she has a great body but that's just what it looks like when a young non-american woman shows off her figure, you're just unfortunate enough to be from america where morbidly obese is normal
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she could look like Catfish in a wig and she would still be hot
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oh no, a white woman who likes going on adventures and actually means it. remind me, why am i supposed to hate her again?
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>>12508041
Some oil cartel said you have to, don't question the oil cartels anon, rah rah america rah rah communism, ok? Stop thinking. Or think of the children, I forgot. Terrorists. MS-13 groomer homosexuals. Am I doing it right?
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>>12508047
you're right, it has nothing to do with Israel
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the worst they can do is post about you /r9k/ishly

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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greta has a nice body
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im not GAY fuck you guys honestly must be incels that a gross ass pussy looks disgusting. imagine placeing your tongue on that... why dont you lick your dog ass instead... also she looks like she doesnt wash its make me puke dont ever post such a 3DPD on my board
>>12508024
i have a job

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12508241
I want to dump my load deep inside of gretas vaginal canal
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I love how shes just a person and is okay with that. She's like 1% of women that
-doesnt wear makeup
-doesnt try to look pretty for people, just exists (this is how you know she isnt a whore)
-doesnt get tattoos
-doesnt get piercings
-doesnt alter her body in any way
This puts her above most women to me
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>>12507769
>>12508023
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12506965
lol'd out loud

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12508241
super mega gay

Your fortune: Outlook good
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greta pussy lips
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increasing the temperature of greta's vaginal microbiome
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>>12502910
please post the top right image, thanks
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>>12509135
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>>12509359
darn
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Bumping so I don't forget later
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I want greta to pee on my face
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>>12509122
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12510880
nubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Fuuuuuuucckkkkk
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Wow
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x
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/egg/ - eternal greta general, my favourite thread on [s4s]
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ay dios mio
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>>12507081
That's grool. Pussies produce that when stimulated or anticipating coitus. We don't expect you to be familiar with the concept.
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>>12513307
normalfag tries to virginshame me on 4chan lole
go back >>>/pol/ normalag and kill yourself ure not welcome here and before leaving check your fucking privilege bitch
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she does not need AI enhancements
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test
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>>12514059
Did it work?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12514561
It did thanks for asking
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>>12515483
she'll make for a nice labubu
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>>12515483
nice get


1. Razorized Ball Gag by Gutteral Secrete

Strap it on tight! Putrid cunt, feel it cut deep, into your cheeks, blood leaks,
down your pretty face, come and fuck me, please don't cry, just place your ass in the air!
So I can pound your waste hole in to oblivion, tearing your inner wall with my dick,
forcing pain through your body, bitch stop crying, I'll gag you with razor wire!
Losing her consciousness due to loss of blood. She is revived by my cock pounding her puckered ass. Still bleeding heavily tears pour from her eyes. Pulling her hair and butt fucking her insides. Fucking her ass until it's the size of my fist. Making sure it will not retract. Bruised and raped she lies in pain. Begging for me to spare her life. Unstrap the bloody gag from her mouth. Attempting to shove it in her busted ass.
Razorized... Ball gag removed from her mouth and placed in her ass. I stick my cock in her bloody mouth. With a ball gag in her ass. She gorges on my prick. Blood mixed with my cum (due to my) Razorized Ball Gag. Cups my balls to drain every ounce of me,
Swallowing my load to satisfy my, Insatiable urge to kill every bitch in sight,
As hard as she sucked it will not stop me!
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>>12515483
swedish labubu?
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>>12515528
labubus are an international phenom they can happen almost anywhere
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>>12515483
sexy little tongue
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>>12516375
oh my greta
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greta...



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