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guests may start arriving now
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how exciting
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food is being prepared
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I OBJECT!!)!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12518635
so uhm.. where is the bride?
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trying to sober up the priest

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12518646
the bride comes later idiot
now we are making the food
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i arrive worried that im late but reliefed when noticing the fud is still being cooked, when i hear ikaposer and OP conversation and see OP being rud, i tell him to be nice and to focus in the fud cuz he has been cooking for one hour and is till not done, i also wonder why the groom is almost naked
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nice and froge working together

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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me and my plus one are here
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COOK THE DAMN FOOD ALREADY IM HUNGRY
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>>12518714
we have a team of the finest chefs working around the clock
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hello everyone, good to see you all

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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the priest has yet to arrive
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>>12518703
Shhhh, I think that's the father of the groom and he's naked because of frog traditions. Don't say anything they get weird when non-frogs talk about it.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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ohh uhh.. hi i fell asleep.. is the bride already here?
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>>12518851
You will be the bride >:3c

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12518852
EH!?
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I took the most insane coffee shit
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>>12518635
Oh em cheeze!! I sooos happys for you anon!!
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dont you think you should cook the food... you know.. BEFORE THE WEDDING?
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Is it an open bar?
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Froge love, how interesting
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HAS ANYONE SEEN THE BRIDE???
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>>12518640
Lazy immigrant the guests are already here and starving to death
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While you are waiting for food here are some crayons please enjoy
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what are we eating?
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>>12519398
partake on the romulan ale, eh?
smoke weed instead
*computer make some skunk weed*
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>>12519686
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s8I_ljSV1WQ?feature=share
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Venice is in the thread venicely giving you a wedding gift
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there has been some concerns that the food is late
i can assue you everything is fine and the fire is fully under control
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its been several hours, bride is probably getting fucked, people are hungry and the groom is still naked...
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>>12518635
Just come here for da cake
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>>12520229
here you go
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CHEERS!
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>>12520235
EH!? THE OLDFAG HIMSELF? didnt expect ya to see ya here, how are you man, long time no see
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>>12520236
why wouldnt i be here for this great occasion lol.
anyway bad. this was one of the worst summers, i hate being fat and i completely lost my will to live, the only thing that keeps me moving on is drinking
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>>12520247
aw man its a shame, kinda funny that the thing that is keeping you alive is the thing youve been trying to quit, hopefully everything goes well for you my friend, i believe in you, good luck
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I just want to say thanks for booking me for your last marriage. Be sure to book me for your next wedding too!
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>>12520233[dubs]

Aw, Gut boy
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what happened to the cake?
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>>12520377
what do you mean fren
thr cake is fine
everything is fine
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Can frogs even get married?
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>>12520789
no
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just a little bit longer
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>>12520832
by the trident of poseidon lest us make frogs potion
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When's this shit starting
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>>12521453
please be patient
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>>12521489
I like your moomin mug fren very swaggy (cool) (switched on)
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the bride left froggy at the altar
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>>12522767
FROG NO
luckily it is not the groom that was assassinated but it does appear that the chef has been hit
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>>12522768
:<
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rip chef
>>12522777
Trips
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>>12522958
this is a disaster
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>>12518635
This is the thread that saved s4s
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>>12522767
>>12522773
>>12522777
>>12522958
>>12522980
No one can leave until everyone has been questioned and the culprit has been found.
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>>12518635
i sure hope i’m not too late for the wddimg, less the twelve gun salute is missing one.
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>>12522958
>>12522767
Frogposter... why did u have to be this dum :'^(
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>>12520377
wedding digits
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>>12522767
but why
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>>12522994
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12524226
so you do care...
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the wedding is back on



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