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I fucking hate you
I hate you so fucking much
You ruined my fucking life forever
This is your fault s4s
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>>12520648
this was a funny thread lole
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>>12520711
Kek le doubles
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>>12520711
What's funny about it? You guys are fucking evil
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>omg Le 4cuck Le evil —- —- —- website omg
Bitch u ruined urself
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stop blaming me
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>>12520851
Stfu, i clearly expressed it's S4S
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>>12520852
This is your fault, anonymous.
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>>12520874 no it wasnt
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>>12520874
sorry for ruining your life forever i never meant to do anything like that
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only god can ruin lives
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>>12521439
that's not true
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>>12521465
i'm pretty sure it's true
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>>12521468
magical thinking
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>>12521470
well yeah i'm basing that on what's written in the Bible
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>>12521439
god is an all purpose god that can be used at any time for any reason to justify any insanity that plays out in the affairs of men.
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>>12521477
well if you follow the logic of what god is and what he's supposed to represent, yes that's correct, and he made it that way, amen
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>>12521477
god is an all purpose cultural catgirl
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>>12521472
you can't or won't even define god but you'll wave a book in my face ha yeah nah get to steppin
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>>12521481
lol
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>>12521483
you didn't even ask me to define god
which god are talking about
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>>12521502
the one that put circe into a genetics lab and created glo-fish®
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>>12521513
It's all the same god: You
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>>12521487
lol
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>>12521532
blasphemy much?
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>>12521554
god is offended when someone tries to impersonate him
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>>12521558
God decreed that if you work on Sunday you should be put to death.
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>>12521558
are you accusing me of trying to impersonate god?
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>>12521607
no i'm just pointing out the idea of an all powerful god being offended is rather absurd in case you missed it
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>>12521619
ah. well if he was offended it was on our behalf when we were to stupid to know how electricity works. something about an acceptable generation if i recall..... correctly....

just books.
so many books.
*sigh*
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>>12521635
Did you know that rainbows are a covenant between God and Noah that God promises to never flood the Earth and kill all humans ever again?
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>>12521722
Were aliens around back then?
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>>12521764
One would have to assume so
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>>12521722
you can't have your children living in constant fear.
so you tell them stories to help them understand things.

like nephilim.

i bet circe could make some huge nephilim.
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>>12521777
trips

circe +1

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12521777
Stories are how we understand everything tbh, although to be honest I don't really understand the whole rainbows thing
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>>12521781
rain makes rainbows.

when you've spooked the shit out of the children with calamity and floods rain is terrifying.

gotta soften the blow with a rainbow.

you're literally talking to people who can't into electricity, petrochem etc.
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>>12521785
i'm reading the bible for fun and it is really ridiculous, most of the book of Exodus is just instructions for how to build a church
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>>12521791
in my experience Ezekiel is the most important book. you've got an airborne god trying to create a home base.

Ezekiel changed my understanding of all scripture.

god has his own transportation.

they tend to ignore this part.
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>>12521810
like a godmobile?
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>>12521826
yeh. it moves in mysterious ways.
zeke is the like the missing link.
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>>12521841
God is a mysterious character
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>>12521849
not for too much longer methinks

"5 And the angel which I saw stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up his hand to heaven, 6 And sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer: 7 But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets."
–Rev 10
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>>12521863
And who is this seventh angel
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>>12521865
Maybe something like this
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>>12521876
nah man that's just abalone
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>>12521879
Is this typical of abalone shells?
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>>12521884
yeah I think so
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>>12521887
Well I also once saw a succulent plant that grew human faces but I didn't get a photo of it
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>>12521901
do succulents taste good because like why else would they be called succulents, but i don't think you're supposed to eat them?
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>>12521911
I've also seen depictions of the sun with a face, maybe that's relevant
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>>12521865
i'm gonna go out on a limb here because they call me schizo no matter what.
*sip*

"who" is not mentioned. this angel has "days"

this angel stands on land and sea.
big angel.

he has voice and begins to sound.

is heard. comprehended.

google maps has a satellite view.

you can put your foot anywhere.

perhaps you are the seventh angel.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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I'm sorry and I won't do better
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>>12521930



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