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Hii frens :^)
I'm doing community work on /s4s/, post things for the OP to do : questions, tasks, challenges, life advice, whatever you want!

Rules:
_ No killing the OP, plz :^)
_ Legal stuff only (no jail thx)
_ OP does what they can indoors

OP is ready, go wild frens!
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>>12526534
Go out and try to find someone to help.
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i want to see your gaming rig, fat boy
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>>12526538
Ehhh, Fatfish is dead.
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>>12526537

There is no one outside, just pigeons.
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>>12526539
no way, did i miss catfish suicide thread?!
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>>12526538

My gaming platform is the phone where I made this thread. And I'm not fat
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>>12526540
Do something nice for the pigeons
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Say no to peace say yes to war
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>>12526542
I don't know, you're face looks really rounded from what's exposed.
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>>12526546

And now??
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Are you a girl
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How old are you baby gurl
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>>12526534
>>12526550
Tranny hands. Ngmi.
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Post caulk
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Its a trans
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>>12526554
Does she do porn dressed as a clown?
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>>12526550
Do u have a pole or a hole
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Are you pro or anti Kirk murk?
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I love trans
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>>12526545

Enjoy the peace
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I love War
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>>12526552

>>12526553

Ok, clarification for everyone, I'm a man so leave the "Trans" or "Woman" thing, thanks
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You forgot the u baby gurl
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>>12526560

I think I consider myself both, anyway, Kirk is already dead
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>>12526559

That depends on the context in which you interpret it.
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>>12526565
>Ok, clarification for everyone, I'm a man so leave the "Trans" or "Woman" thing, thanks
This is definitely something a woman would say.
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>>12526554

Bro, my hands are covered by gloves, you should draw your conclusions later.
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Your so smooth man
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>>12526571
Did you do something nice for the pigeons??
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>>12526572

I'm about to show my dick in a picture, but I'm sure if I do that they'll tell me it was "Operated"
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>>12526575

I gave them seeds
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Your so smooth man your making me hard
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>>12526534
Compliment 3 strangers you see
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>>12526578

I guess that's why I'm doing community service here.
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>>12526579

Well, see you in a couple of minutes.
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>>12526573
>>12526576
>>12526577
>>12526577
>>12526580
You suck.
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>>12526577
That's a nice thing.
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>>12526582

I do what people ask me or ask me, and I try not to insult, and it's kind of hard when people respond to you with things like you're trans.
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>>12526579

Done, I congratulated them for just bumping into me and they almost hit me :")
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>>12526534
Why? Whats even the reason you doing this.
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Make some blueberry pancakes and show us the results.
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>>12526592

Hang out, laugh, and do a little social experiment
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>>12526593

Your order is on its way
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>>12526593

Take your blueberry pancakes
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>>12526598
Alright.
I'm curious, so be sure to share what you think after your done.
Oh and ignore ruders, I will assault them later in their dreams, no pinky promise, I'm nice after all.
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>>12526606

Thank you very much, if you have any questions or tasks, I will do them.
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>>12526534
become the next great painter in the world
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>>12526605
Yum!
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>>12526625

I'm starting to become Picasso
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>>12526633
haha nice dubs on that giraffe
m satisfied
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task: post ur buttcheeks hehe
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>>12526676

Don't kill the OP, plss
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task: post ur buttcheeks hehe
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>>12526679

First: I don't sell my ass to the highest bidder. Second: My ass is copyrighted. Third: There are forums dedicated to that.
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task: post ur buttcheeks hehe
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>>12526534
Drink milk or eat yogurt
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>>12526737
post more nazi iconography
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>>12526737

Do you want a drink?
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this is a genuinely upsetting thread...
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>>12526745

Challenge accomplished
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Keep posting
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task: post ur buttcheeks hehe
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>>12526748
Oh Gah!) thanke thanke, yey, I want drink Melk =)
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i thought you needed to be 18 or above to post on 4chan
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Draw syobon cat
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Challenge: Feed a pigeon or leave food for it
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If you re a girl, please post teeth =)
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>>12526760
underageb&
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>>12526851
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IF U RE PLEASE JUST DO IT, THAT WON'T KILL YOU
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bump
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bake a cake and gift it to ur mom
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what's ur favorite song or band? sing some song :P
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>>12526534
What is your favorite youjomodoki artwork
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>>12526859

I'm not a woman, not trans or anything.
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>>12527088

I don't like pokemon pornography
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>>12526828

Done, challenge accomplished
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>>12527108
Just assess them on the artist merits then ^w^
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>>12526593
>>12526605
This is an honest to god old school winrar. Here's your internet, OP
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>>12527107
Ow, well I don't mind, Show your teeth
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>>12527136

My yellow and ultra crooked teeth
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>>12527251
Uff its so hot
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>>12527108
he also does hamtaro pornograhy
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>>12527251
AW THANKE DUDE, YOU RE PART OF MY COLLECTION!)) THANKE 4 EVAR))

You have very nice teeth, lick
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>>12527290
wow too weird... I like it too
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>>12527296
Wdym w weird dude
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>>12526976

I gave him the blueberry pancakes I made earlier, does that count?
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>>12526534
download unreal engine
make a deepseek account
get visual studios and an account

Use deepseek to help you create a simple side scroller game with you as the main character
you should hop onto beary ebils to smoosh them for points
beary nice powerups for extra lives
special spikedog summon smooshes all bury ebils on screen
have a parallax background with at least 3 layers

There should be
1 sprite for your character (or 3d model if you want, there's templates to fast track this in unreal btw)
2 sprites for beary ebils (1 living, one smushed. smushed sprite should blink and disappear)
1 sprite for beary nice powerup
1 sprite for spikedog summon (bonus points if you use niagara for some special effects, very easy to do btw)
1 counter for points
1 counter for how many spikedog summons remain
1 health bar for your character


You can draw the sprites in windows paint or another free app
none of the above costs any money at all
unreal will have a scroller template project, so that'll handle most but not all of the mechanics
you can use deepseek to help you code the rest. coding isn't hard, don't worry, just follow directions and
above all else be very specific and precise with what you ask. ask for comments and step by step guides.
it'll help to download notepad++ and copy paste things there to tinker with before putting into visual studios

you can also use blueprints, which is lil puzzle pieces you connect together that's basically just visual coding.
if you think that'll be easier for you then do that and skip the coding part, it's up to you. it might be better to use
blueprints if you don't have any coding experience.

you'll need to read a step by step guide on how to get everything setup first. Don't skip that, even if you think
you can figure it out along the way. get used to being explicit and going step by step. it'll save you time in the end.

This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
Go forth and conquer.
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>>12527326

I was very excited about the mission, but I remembered my poverty and that I only use a phone, not a computer. Sorry, I was really excited.
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The OP came back from school.

Okay, for all those who say that I'm underage and all... School, university. Everyone calls university or high school "School," so everyone calm down. I've already seen you, MODS, calm down too
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>>12527334
hmm, there might still be a way

try this
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.scratch&hl=en-US
if that doesn't work try this
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/editor/?tutorial=getStarted
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English translation of the text in red: Your device is not compatible with this version.
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>>12527351

Sorry for my weak device, but poverty is poverty, bro.
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>>12527362
Go fuck yourself stupid fucking retard
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>>12527365
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a little bitch, shut up.
>>12527362
Ah, sorry it didn't work out. I get the poverty thing, I'm sitting here working out whether I can afford to get hot dogs or should just eat rice and save my last couple bucks.
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>>12527365

Dear user, I'm deeply sorry that my humble Nokia with Google integration doesn't meet your standards. I promise to improve my technological infrastructure as soon as my profits start generating passive income.
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>>12527378
That guy is a dumb faggot and should kill himself immediately.
Even though the coding mission didn't work out, I have a new mission for you.

This is a 3 part mission. You can complete this mission in any order.

Part 1: The Incompleteness theorem
https://youtu.be/HeQX2HjkcNo?feature=shared

Part 2: Chaotic Bifurcations
https://youtu.be/ovJcsL7vyrk?feature=shared

Part 3: Entropy
https://youtu.be/DxL2HoqLbyA?feature=shared

Upon completing all 3 videos you will be awarded with the OFFICIAL BADGE
of Wizardry. Please respond with the name you want on it so I can shittily make it in MSPaint for you.
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>>12527401

WOW... I WATCHED ALL 3 VIDEOS AND NOW I CAN FEEL THE MATHEMATICS IN MY BONES

please make my OFFICIAL WIZARDRY BADGE with the name:

"Dr. Magic Spaghetti"

(pls add sparkles and maybe Pepes for extra power, thank u fren)
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>>12527493
Congratulations, Wizard<3
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>>12527530

thx fren
ur medal is now my prized posseshun, i put it in my imagniary shelf next 2 my other cool stuff. u r a real fren
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Have you already fed any pigeons?
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Hi Mr. B, welcome to >>>/s4s/ What is your favorite life achievement, also if you watch AMVs which of those are your favorite?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12527540

>What is your favorite life achievement

My favorite achievement in my life was being able to complete an ultra difficult exam by marking randomly.

>also if you watch AMVs which of those are your favorite?

I don't watch AMVs sorry
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>>12527538

I threw a lot of seeds and several pigeons gathered to eat.
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>>12526534
Buy yourself some Topkeks and spread the gospel of esfores to the community like I did.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12527541
Well that is too bad, check this one out though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcA0s__o_5w

Your fortune: Average Luck
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The OP went to sleep (Yes, really) But you can leave your questions and assignments for him to do tomorrow, please wish the OP goodnight if possible.

Estimated wake-up time: Approximately the same time this thread was made.
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>>12527542
Oh you are a good person ... not so much for the diseases they transmit, but meh
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What happened with /d/ OP? I saw it yesterday but I can't find ti now
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>>12527576
Heh, King's tucked him in.
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The OP is back!

>>12527604

To answer your question, I've never been to /d/. Maybe you're referring to /b/, where I did the same thing as here. What happened there was that the thread died. Now, if you mean anything else, let me know.
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>>12527599

I didn't touch any pigeons, so I'm fine... I guess.
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>>12527558

I think I'll start watching AMVs.
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>>12527553

I would do it without a problem, but those snacks are not available in my country, what do you think of some Doritos?
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>>12527599
this is a lie. much like cigarettes causing cancer.
cigarettes actually kills that shit.
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>>12527081

Sorry for not responding, I didn't see your comment, I don't listen to bands, but my favorite song is "Life goes on" by Oliver Tree.

I will try to sing it even though I know nothing about singing.
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>>12528069
the smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach
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>>12528069
50% of all so called cancers have been estimated to be undiagnosed or misdiagnosed mycotic infection. we shall now be required to say "cancer and other proliferative disease".

once established in deep tissue candida does everything that cancer is said to do.

the number of patients who have died from improper diagnosis can't be overstated.

and the myriad "treatment options" themselves may be more lethal than the infection itself.

they used to use nitrogen mustard.

mycology and people's general ignorance of the subject matter allows medicine to create the lemon line.

this shit is gonna stop.
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>>12528077
dubs

*sniiiiiif*

you smell like harlot
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>>12528100
it depends on how you're using the term harlot
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>>12526534
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12528112

Thanks for the clarification, I'll take it into account in future threads.
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>>12528121
thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12528122
nice dubs
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>>12528109

does it? does it really?
*sip*

school me buddy.

Revelation

18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
18:5 For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.
18:6 Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12528109
i mean school me as hard as you can.
*sip*


"14The LORD will enter into judgment with the ancients of his people, and the princes thereof: for ye have eaten up the vineyard; the spoil of the poor is in your houses.

15What mean ye that ye beat my people to pieces, and grind the faces of the poor? saith the Lord GOD of hosts."

Isaiha 3: 14-15

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12528128
>>12528153
oh i'm just not personally aware of what exactly a harlot is so actually if you could school me that would be great
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>>12528154
you're such a subtle creature ^_-

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12528156
i am that i am
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>>12528154
i bet you like latin.
*sip*

"Nequamitis is a word that prevents excluding from thought and discussion problems that are worse than errors, more numerous than negligence, and more sinister than either. Sometimes accuracy is the difference between life and death.

Nequamitis refers to the whole panoply of problems harming patients in medicine, from graft to abuse to incompetence to errors to murder to negligence to falsified records. It is important not to eliminate from the discussion the worst problems. Otherwise we are doing the equivalent of protecting people from gnats, and only gnats, when the people are walking through mine fields."

https://patient-safety.com/nequamitis/

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Ok, if you want to hear the OP sing, go here: https://files.catbox.moe/h8d6u3.mp4

I hope I followed the steps correctly to upload the video on that page.

>>12527081

Anonymous, your challenge was met.
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>>12528063
That works too lole, add a fortune to each one and spread esfores ethos to the brain meats.
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>>12528186

There were no medium-sized Doritos in the stores, so I bought some large ones and put a lot of fortunes in them.

As for the evangelization you asked me for, I will take a Bible to school and share the word of God with everyone.
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>>12528170
ONI ONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONIONI
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>>12528237
nice.
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>>12526534
Carve [s4s] into your arm
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>>12528302

Okay, now I have /s4s/ as part of my body now.
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>>12528309
Carve, not write
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>>12528309
I can see the worms on your arm, cude arm
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>>12528313
i can see lots of things too sweetie
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>>12528323
zaggy's back! yay!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12528311

Don't kill the OP, remember?
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>>12528077
Hold my coffee, I'm going to take a few puffs then.
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>>12528099
Even so, it causes other health problems that I wouldn't be sure I'd allow myself to do. I'll still look into it further. Thanks for the info.
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>>12528348
i'll be looking into your mom further

#rekt
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>>12528313

Thanks, Moloko, there were people who said I had anorexia, haha
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>>12528170
nice song, I'm more into punk, metal, post punk, but that song is good.
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Show your cock
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>>12528368
community service thread is not for sexual
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Do you believe in horoscopes?

Also show your cock
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>>12528368

Everyone who wants to see the OP's dick, click on the image.
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>>12528372

As far as I know, I have never believed nor do I currently believe in horoscopes.
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>>12528372
horoscopes are lesser magic for lesser individuals
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>>12528378
preach!
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lots of emanations starting to appear in this thread.

be wise as the serpent harmless as the dove.

tread lightly in the chaos.
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>>12528376
SUCH A PUSsYYY GYATT
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>>12528376
Cute that... Cut that
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>>12528327
You can't die from cutting your skin lol
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>>12528392
bad idea.

https://patient-safety.com/burt/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now



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