Hello, I am Dabby Gabriel and I would like to invite you to a 1980s style late and very long dinner. We will sit for roughly 4 to 5 hours in one Italian restaurant in soho nyc eating a very heavy meal of thick pasta, fatty meats drenched in sauces and oils and gulping glasses of luxurious acid filled red wine. Your ears will be privy to hours of conversation from me, a extremely wealthy white 68 year old man who is out of touch with almost every aspect of modern American life. Every time you think the evening is over I will order more things like dessert or coffee. When we get up your pant bottoms will stink like ass-sweat and it will release a cloud of sweaty shit stink that will make you feel like a dirty person. You will go to the bathroom at lest once to be alone for a second and fart. Oh yeah, one more thing, I am a bad boring person but I am rich with money.
