hello frens of /s4s/, i require serious advicethere is a cursed bottle hanging from the top of where I study column for 3+ YEARSnobody knows who put it there, nobody knows whythe others says the liquid inside must be radioactive uranium juice because it glows when the sun hits it (or maybe my eyes are broken)i need to get it down without:dying from nuclear exposuregetting detentionbeing caught by school FBIattempts so far:threw my shoes (fell on my face)threw MORE bottles (I didn't even get to hit the bottle)prayed to bottleyelled at bottlebottle is still there laughing at methis is my WHITE WHALEi refuse to graduate until i free herpls respond.
my brain has generated for you these solutions1) 2. Throw knives from distance to cut rope3. place small bundle of cats below the bottle to catch bottle without breaking4. train cats to carry the bottle to nearest river5. allow river to carry the bottle to the sea where an enchanted sea creature may dispose of it properly6. celebrate for 3 days and 3 nights7. rest for 2 days
>>12531302Knives = Arrest for carrying knivesTraining cats = Do you want a bunch of cats to fit into my backpack and then release them without anyone noticing?
>>12531305get a grappling hook and wall climb to the ceiling and carefully remove the bottle batman style and then swoop down with your backpack full of cats to celebrate
>>12531307Where do I get a grappling hook and how to climb without falling in the attempt?
>>12531309the batman store? or the batcave, hypothetically, in theory, and iyou would need to practice on your own climbing wall at home
>>12531293Talk with the school principal.Tell them you really want to lower that bottle.
I think you should reconsider, the old ones must have sealed it away for a reason
>>12531312You'll tell me it's nonsense, I know that corrupt director and I know he refuses requests like that.
>>12531314Absolutely all my colleagues and friends want to know what's in that bottle.
>>12531317get a ladder
What if the bottle's precise location in the universe is already absolutely perfect? What if the bottle does not NEED to be moved? What if there is not only nothing wrong with the bottle... but every single detail about it is immaculate and one with the ultimate reality?It is difficult to overstate my satisfaction of the bottle's state of affairs. Truly, the bottle is exactly where it should be, and the fact that any attempt to move it is futile only serves to reinforce this beautiful truth.Instead of fighting, why not just sit back and watch the bottle's dance in the cosmos?
>>12531320By that logic the OP is also perfect and their attempts to disturb the bottle are perfect and if it is disturbed then that was perfect. It's all perfect.
>>12531318Cross the entrance door with a ladder in hand, obviously they'll let me in without asking anything carrying that, right?
>>12531315Goodluck. Please remember not to overdo it.
>>12531324If you walk purposely with a ladder no one will question you or stop you they'll just assume you need to be where ever you're going with the ladder
>>12531327I have to put the ladder in the yard, in front of everyone else who passes by during recess, including teachers, assistants and more authorities watching me put a damn ladder in The column
>>12531333uhh recess? how old are you
>>12531335There is a break time in high school, college, and university in my country, don't worry. Public school
>>12531336oh okay what country is that
>>12531341Is it normal to share that kind of information that could be considered personal on a site like this? Just asking :")
>>12531340How big can that be? The column measures the same as 5 people of 1.60
>>12531345no it isn't and you certainly don't have to answer, but since that is not the custom in my country I was curious where that was, but of course I respect your privacy
>>12531347lol no
Human ladder.
>>12531410ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
>>12531293get likea sling shot or nerf gun or something and shoot it down
>>12531339>>12531340just make a custom out of this
>>12531430I already tried that, the bullets didn't reach
>>12531432Do you think I'll make it? I've never tried any of those things, and I don't know how high they go.
>>12531880slingshot has more power
>>12531999The slingshot bullets don't reach the bottle, they graze it.
>>12531293if it's hanging from a rope or a string the chances of it coming down are slim, you would have to find enough elevation (ladder) to reach it or cut the rope with something sharp (illegal) from afar like a flat bladed arrow (razorblade on a stick)the arrow thing is no go since you will be treated like a school shooter and the ladder is unlikely to be handy in school for something like that, scaling a wall that high from the corner is risky and will most likely result in you breaking your legs coming down from there
>>12531293Oh Peruvian white boy, I hope you can find a way!
a big stick
>>1253134730' is pretty typical. I see 49'. that's 9 meeders in eurofag
perhaps it's the for drastically measures
perhaps a drone's fans culd cut it down?
drink it
>>12532782A drone would make a lot of noise, which would attract the attention of people who would get me in trouble.
>>12531293maybe you can get a big leaf/plastic sheet of some sort and try to use it as a fan to displace the bottle? that way it is silent and fits in your backpack
>>12534025just realized it's hanging on a string, and this might do much...if said string is thin enough, you could try focusing heat: get a mirror and a magnifying glass, wait for sunlight to come onto a desk, place the mirror and magnify the reflection onto the string
