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Anonymous

09/24/25(Wed)23:28:43 No.12542035

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how do i become a lolcow? i want to provide many lols for [s4s]

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:31:37 No.12542037

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:31:37 No.12542037

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just relax!
Yeah, the night's not over
You're not trying hard enough

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:41:30 No.12542044

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:41:30 No.12542044

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>>12542035
this is nice board

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:45:47 No.12542051

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:45:47 No.12542051

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>>12542035
just bee urself

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:47:13 No.12542053

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:47:13 No.12542053

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>>12542037
>>12542044
>>12542051
i have become lolcowe

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:48:13 No.12542054

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:48:13 No.12542054

>>12542053
congrats good luck in all your lolcow endeavors

anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:49:16 No.12542055

anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:49:16 No.12542055

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>>12542053
this is clearly a pige, does someone need to go back to kindergarten?? lole lole lole

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:51:28 No.12542058

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:51:28 No.12542058

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>>12542055
i guess that makes me a fail whale

anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:55:00 No.12542063

anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:55:00 No.12542063

>>12542058
i'm sorry, i wanted to make a joke but i think i ended up sounding rude. i don't mean to belittle others for their mistakes, we all make those. i love you

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)23:56:20 No.12542065

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)23:56:20 No.12542065

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>>12542063

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09/25/25(Thu)00:56:09 No.12542125

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be mentally ill and delusional then blogpost out of sheer loneliness with oc

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)05:14:05 No.12542325

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)05:14:05 No.12542325

>>12542125
and choose a name

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)08:37:46 No.12542503

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)08:37:46 No.12542503

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>>12542325
im not so good with names this is difficult

tea fren
09/25/25(Thu)08:41:36 No.12542510

tea fren 09/25/25(Thu)08:41:36 No.12542510

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>>12542044
she's blind as a bat

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)09:28:56 No.12542542

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)09:28:56 No.12542542

>>12542035
That's the cool thing about being a grown man who posts pink cartoon bears- you already ARE a lolcow

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)09:30:59 No.12542546

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)09:30:59 No.12542546

>>12542542
a beary is not a bear even though it has the word bear in part of the name

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)09:35:28 No.12542555

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)09:35:28 No.12542555

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>>12542035
first you need a name. then you have to upload videos of yourself talking about random stuff. film yourself doing absolute mundane sh*t like scratching your ass, doing laundry, sorting pokemon cards, etc. then you have to reply to anyone who calls you a retard and argue with them. this is very important, or else they lose interest

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)13:57:17 No.12543016

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)13:57:17 No.12543016