how come only good news comes by mail. It never says bad news will come by mail
>>12543776I dunno
>>12543777what do you knowYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12543776I had to take that 777Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12543778some real shit dudeYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
eating oatmeal is one of the happiest emotions i can experienceYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12543777trips
>>12543778me?
>>12543776>>12543777>>12543778>>125437796 7 8 9 getYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12543778Uh oh.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12543781don't swear>>12544263yes you -- of course my love
>>12543782I am about to eat otameal againYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12543776It's because bad news comes by courier.
>>12545115ok well it would be nice to have a bad luck courier fortune so I know when I will have bad luck
>>12545121There is. It's super rare, 1/1,000,000,000,000 chance.
>>12545124then it is good; so precarious a fortune is a rarity. Perhaps that is by design -- to keep users coming back to the site without fear for their well being, as it were
>>12545155dubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12545511dubsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12545110oatmeal time again pretty soonYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12545155indeedYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>1254666969 get niceYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12543776Bad news is generally delivered in person. This is because bad news is usually urgent as well. Good news can usually wait 1-3 weeks.