Sometimes I feel like I’m being unpleasant to the neighbors but then I remember that I took a man’s son from him and fucked him in the ass and took his manhood from him and then an overwhelming feeling of warmth and forgiveness washes over me and I feel better about myself and write his dad another paycheck. Life’s too good to spend so much of it worrying about hurting people.
I like the part in the movie Cube Zero (3rd part of the movie series Cube) where the dudes in the control room ask a chained guy "do you believe in God?" and he's like what sort of question is that, then the control room dudes say you must answer "Yes" or "No", so he answer "No", then he's simply burned alivegood movies
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>>12544176How do you know?
>>12544177he's the only one around here with anal fixation and money issues
>>12544173Wow that sounds really hamfisted edgy and pointless like it was written by a passive aggressive second grader or those gen x marylin Manson fans that ahot up their high school. Is that entertaining to you?
>>12544179did someone say money?
>>12544181>Wow that sounds really hamfisted edgy and pointless like it was written by a passive aggressive second graderYou just described the bible itself
Anyone ITT just randomly shoot their gun at the sky because some internet bully keeps giving them a hard time or do you just take it out on your discord twink.
>>12544182That girl you were seein' back in '72Somethin' 'bout a hotel room and bath water in your shoesWere you into your Catholic thing then or some other stewWere you both holed up in that hotel room practicing voodooIt'll come to youDon't look back, it'll come to youIn the middle of the night, with you covers pulled up tightIt'll come to youAnd that business partner you took for every red centYou can't even remember where all of that money wentSome on liquor and women, maybe a little rentBut as far as paying it back, Buddy, you ain't made a dentYes they'll all be standin' 'round you in your sleepAskin' for a promise you couldn't keep'Cause back when you were hollow insideYou were tryin' to puff yourself up with your own foolish prideNow you're happily married with a wife and kids of you're ownBut sometimes in the closet at night you can hear them rattlin' bonesTakin' bets on your future and your current postal zoneIt's a spooky equation, but check out yourself, Jack, you're the great unknown
>>12544185You post like your native tongue is entirely construed around centuries of throwing your kids out when the invaders are at the gate and getting fucked in the ass and killing themselves as their epic and badass last resort. I’m sorry if that makes anything in your life harder.
>>12544185btw i'm betting no one who is all hippie about jesus and god and how we get to go to paradise and shit, has read the bible. If you read it, turns out god and jesus are actually pretty evil. Why do you even want to be in heaven if some people get tortured eternally by the same loving god that happened to allow you to enter his kingdom?
>>12544188I have no idea what this is saying other than it's probably supposed to be an insult. Protip: Insults are more effective if they actually address the person or the person's opinions, not when you just throw random shit and see if it sticks (probably it will not).
>>12544189i'm betting (You) haven't read the bible
>>12544193Ah yes, the classic "no u".I'm going to respond to that by saying NO U back:NO U
>>12544192You are someone else’s property and plaything emulating a juvenile attitude to attract a mate to protect you and cuddle with in the bushes. You gonna get me in trouble bitch?
>>12544195The bible very clearly says that you will be saved if you believe in christ. Logically it follows that you will NOT be saved if you DON'T believe in christ. So those people will all burn eternally. Muslims and buddhists probably don't believe in jesus (or at least that jesus is """christ"""), so whoopsy daisies, they'll burn. Same with cats and dogs. Why is this a juvenile attitude?Would it be more mature if I just avoided that part and pretended that jesus is actually good for allowing people to heaven? You know, cherry picking the good parts and leaving the bad parts out?
>>12544199you have not read the bible. opinion discarded.if you had read the bible you'd realize how foolish you sound
>>12544199You’re putting forth pretenses and misrepresenting what you actually know for the greedy little privilege of being petty. Sassy!
>>12544211>>12544212the bible and christianity are shit
>>12544199it also says you will be persecuted for your beliefs. is it a gamble? will he come back? will he not? is he here already? personally, im exempt LOLEyou should know the bible is a collection of aphorisms and invocation spells (god originally means 'to invoke')
>>12544229many called few chosen. sounds like sour grapes to me mister talking out your ass
>>12544234jesus is going to "come" again, and by come i mean that he will literally ejaculate semen
>>12544239maybe then he'll be exonerated and cleared of all charges LOLE
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusionthe devil wears pradaYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12544251Is that like the dunning Krueger effect
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>>12544179he has a penchant for conflations, fabrications and outright lies. *sip*but who doesn't these days? honestly.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
