Smash your penis with a hammer
if it said so in the bible, would christians do it? Thered be promises that jesus will grow you a gigachad cock in heaven if you do it during your earthly life, but if you don't, heaven gigachads will bukkake on you eternally in hell.
>>12544373
Boling bukkake of hell
So it is written, so it must be done
>>12544379No, because Christians interpret the bible selectively. There probably is some verse about God needing you to smash your penis with a hammer for some reason.
>>12544488He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD