“I always thought that about the Garden of Eden story," said Ford.
"Eh?"
"Garden of Eden. Tree. Apple. That bit, remember?"
"Yes of course I do."
"Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting `Gotcha'. It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it."
"Why not?"
"Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end."
"What are you talking about?"
"Never mind, eat the fruit.”

what if like eve ate the apple but adam didn't what then
would god break another of adam's ribs to make another friend for him
would adam get to stay in the garden of eden?
I don't think adam would get to stay in the garden of eden even if hhe didn't eat the apple but eve still did

in the garden of eden eve started the white woman tradition of taking the knot

God: I am
Eve(ryone): wtf lol brb

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

how old was Eve? asking for a friend

Your fortune: Good Luck

xD

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(and it wasnt a sin until she FUCKED UP with that apple!!!!)