[s4s] - I saw yosho at a grocery store yesterday. I told h - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

10/14/25(Tue)22:58:49 No.12575690

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Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)22:58:49 No.12575690 Archived

I saw yosho at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:29:23 No.12575722

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:29:23 No.12575722

What the fuck this is why we voted Spikeman and not Yosho for president
He really has an ego problem

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:46:27 No.12575734

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:46:27 No.12575734

I got verty bad luck gotta reroll

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:47:53 No.12575738

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:47:53 No.12575738

>>12575734
you can't run away from your very bad luck

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:48:58 No.12575741

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:48:58 No.12575741

>>12575738
Yeah well checke my're excellent lucke looks like a just did lole

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:50:04 No.12575743

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:50:04 No.12575743

>>12575734
>>12575741
Excellect Luck turnaround witnesses

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:51:06 No.12575744

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:51:06 No.12575744

>>12575743
*witnessed
going to try to lesbian fortune with myself

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:53:27 No.12575746

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:53:27 No.12575746

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>>12575744
>>12575743
two same numbers and two same fortunes is extremely lesbian

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:54:03 No.12575748

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:54:03 No.12575748

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>>12575744
>>12575743
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:54:39 No.12575749

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:54:39 No.12575749

I got very bad luck again gotta reroll again >:{

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:55:47 No.12575751

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:55:47 No.12575751

>>12575749
but it's purple which is Miku's color!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
10/14/25(Tue)23:58:13 No.12575753

Anonymous 10/14/25(Tue)23:58:13 No.12575753

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>>12575746
>>12575751
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)00:04:18 No.12575756

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)00:04:18 No.12575756

Some very interesting fortune patterns observed in this thread; of all available fortunes we have only seen 4 possibilities out of the 10x fortunes rolled (Excellent, Good News, Hazy, Very Bad). Statistically speaking this is a *highly* lesbian occurrence.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)08:29:05 No.12576240

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)08:29:05 No.12576240

>>12575756
yosho hates lesbians

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)08:39:29 No.12576251

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)08:39:29 No.12576251

>>12576240
Lsebians are the role models for a better society

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)10:07:26 No.12576357

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)10:07:26 No.12576357

>>12576251
I too beat my wife

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)10:08:00 No.12576358

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)10:08:00 No.12576358

>>12576357
MY WIFE

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)10:14:45 No.12576365

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)10:14:45 No.12576365

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>>12575690
I can't believe it. Never meet your heroes guys...

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)11:23:04 No.12576468

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)11:23:04 No.12576468

this is FAKE yosho has no hands!!!

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)11:29:43 No.12576480

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)11:29:43 No.12576480

>>12576468
huh? huh? huh?

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)16:21:30 No.12576965

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)16:21:30 No.12576965

>>12576480
Fuck you.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)16:22:29 No.12576970

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)16:22:29 No.12576970

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>>12576480

AFC Dude (Go Bills)
10/16/25(Thu)00:38:36 No.12577580

AFC Dude (Go Bills) 10/16/25(Thu)00:38:36 No.12577580

'sup Yosho ?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)05:59:20 No.12578085

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)05:59:20 No.12578085

why wont president spikeman do something about violent yoshos?

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)09:09:00 No.12578356

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)09:09:00 No.12578356

>>12578085
Hope he shoots the daft twat.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)09:11:02 No.12578359

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)09:11:02 No.12578359

Yosho has no choice but to end democracy because if it was left up to the voters they would choose the spikeman

Your fortune: Outlook good

Yuji Sakai
10/16/25(Thu)09:12:16 No.12578362

Yuji Sakai 10/16/25(Thu)09:12:16 No.12578362

>>12578359
what a powerful leader

Dvey croket
10/16/25(Thu)12:48:17 No.12578669

Dvey croket 10/16/25(Thu)12:48:17 No.12578669

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>>12575690
moar proof proffessor spikemans presidency is the ruth, light, & reconcilliation of yosho's vile timewar crimes

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)21:06:05 No.12579577

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)21:06:05 No.12579577

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huh? huh? huh?

Anonymous
10/17/25(Fri)06:16:05 No.12580244

Anonymous 10/17/25(Fri)06:16:05 No.12580244

>>12579577
unchecked dubs on the last page!