[s4s] - don't fuck me in the ass until I've had my morning - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

10/16/25(Thu)08:36:04 No.12578316

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Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:36:04 No.12578316 Archived

don't fuck me in the ass until I've had my morning shit

Yuji Sakai
10/16/25(Thu)08:38:31 No.12578320

Yuji Sakai 10/16/25(Thu)08:38:31 No.12578320

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love the blue slut so much

Star-chan
10/16/25(Thu)08:43:03 No.12578321

Star-chan 10/16/25(Thu)08:43:03 No.12578321

>>12578316
Funi tred

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)08:44:28 No.12578322

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:44:28 No.12578322

for real though I don't know how people handle this practically. I've never been in a committed live-in relationship where you wake up in bed with your partner. What if you wake up and they're horny but you have to say this, then what like they have to wait there in bed while you go to the bathroom and clean yourself up

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Yuji Sakai
10/16/25(Thu)08:45:40 No.12578323

Yuji Sakai 10/16/25(Thu)08:45:40 No.12578323

>>12578322
i have a morning pee but never a morning shit
i have heard of the legendary "morning shit" before but never actually experienced it

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)08:47:50 No.12578324

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:47:50 No.12578324

>>12578323
I do it most mornings, usually right after breakfast. The action happens less than an hour after waking up so that means I must have a load ready to go towards the end of the intestines when I wake up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)08:52:47 No.12578330

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:52:47 No.12578330

>>12578322
Not all sex is anal sex

Star-chan
10/16/25(Thu)08:53:01 No.12578331

Star-chan 10/16/25(Thu)08:53:01 No.12578331

>>12578324
I let my body consume it, like why waste protein? Haven't shitted in 5 days now

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)08:54:02 No.12578333

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:54:02 No.12578333

>>12578330
Sex=gross

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)08:57:18 No.12578337

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)08:57:18 No.12578337

>>12578331
this one time I went backpacking in the Rocky Mountains with a group and my tent partner was terrified of getting mauled by bears while shitting outside so he just held it for the entire week. Years later I was at his wedding and I needed to get away from the crowd before the ceremony started so I walked into a stairwell and then ran into him standing there alone at the bottom of the stairs. I just told him congratulations then went back up to my seat.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)10:25:19 No.12578473

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)10:25:19 No.12578473

>>12578337
Why did you add the wedding part? It was totally irrelevant

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)10:26:27 No.12578477

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)10:26:27 No.12578477

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where'd the other reply go

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)10:32:50 No.12578497

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)10:32:50 No.12578497

the poo will go down your peehole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Yuji Sakai
10/16/25(Thu)10:39:15 No.12578511

Yuji Sakai 10/16/25(Thu)10:39:15 No.12578511

>>12578497
so los blissful

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)11:34:46 No.12578591

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)11:34:46 No.12578591

>>12578477
two same numbers!

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)11:35:17 No.12578594

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)11:35:17 No.12578594

>>12578473
that's what happened

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)11:49:35 No.12578611

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)11:49:35 No.12578611

>>12578511
lol

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)11:54:17 No.12578614

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)11:54:17 No.12578614

>>12578611
two same numbers!

Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)18:07:20 No.12579273

Anonymous 10/16/25(Thu)18:07:20 No.12579273

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I will fuck you all dirty whores

Anonymous
10/17/25(Fri)01:03:22 No.12579912

Anonymous 10/17/25(Fri)01:03:22 No.12579912

>>12578333
unchecked triples on page 10!