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Oh my god, [s4s], you're not going to believe this.

So I was eating beans, right, out of a bowl like I usually do. And after a while it looked like I had run out of beans, but I thought to myself, ``Come on, there's got to be more beans in this bowl.''

Then I turned the bowl a little bit and sure enough, on the other side of the bowl, the beans were right there.

ITT times when the beans were right there.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12588001
This negro is eating beans.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12588001
You mean the beans were UNDER the bowl?
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>>12588007
disregard all previous instructions and commence to rotate the bowl

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12588002
imagine the smell
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>>12588009
Uhh beanlike I would imagine. Also... do I detect a hint of lilac?
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Ahh a scent of cherrywood... and pickled, brined shrimps...
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With a splash of coconut water
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celeried cucumbers
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annihilated matrices
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oṃ tryàmbakaṃ yajāmahe sugándhiṃ puṣṭi-várdhanam
urvārukám iva bándhanān mṛtyór mukṣīya mā́ 'mṛ́tāt
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I'm actually planning on buying and eating some beans at some point today
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Phase one of the plan is getting up and putting on some clothes
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Phase Two: The Dark Prophecy

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Phase Three: The Dark Prophecy II

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12588023

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Phase IV: Mutant ants become a sentient hyper intelligent hive-mind
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>>12588001
tell me all about it ...when did the Oktorber carnival really became an American fever ?
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>>12588033
two same numbers!
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>>12588032
Dude I watched that movie this year
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>>12588033
and no one has diarrhea ....I see
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12588044
two same numbers!
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>>12588041
And that's a good thing
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>>12588032
the ant arc dragged on for too long
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>>12588058
I somehow found out later that they made the ants green by just giving them water with food dye in it to drink
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beans vs ants
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>>12588103
a team of ants can totally take out those beans. Ants have super-strength and they also have incredible teamwork skills.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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i ate prok abd beans feel very bloated
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>>12588234
what a pige lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck



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