Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
>>12599968Kill yourself.
>>12599970Rewd
>>12599968your mom is the mondays looeooelele
ztiggy
>>12599968this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgustingYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
poastan in a stickyYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12600020they took away stickies after i started using them to subliminally message magick
>>12600022checking doubles in a stickyYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
very funny
>>12599968>cunnylewd!
>>12599968blah
>>12599986Rekt
>>12599968>sticky>on [s4s]Fair
>>12599968Mondays are cool. I hate Thursday, not exactly the weekend, but Wednesday is over and you still have a whole day left.Your fortune: Average Luck
Creampie Bulma
>>12599968i got two cases, used one to trick the SInaloan Chapitos into gibin me one of the special ephedras they took from the chinks, i knew it was being used for the supersoldier pervetin, and i am gonna turn it into femtosecond stable superhuman mind enabler, if my mind is the strongest the time it takes your perception to compose reality from photonic intake while i am on pervetin miraclo will make perception, yours, the reality
>>12600379Ur mom lol
>>12599968What are mods gonna do when it is no longer Monday? Surely this is just a 24 hour sticky, right?
>>12600466ur mom the type to have a case of the mondays on a tuesday
>>12600573yes, we have time travel weaponized
>>12600592Please teach me how to time travel.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
teach me how to dougie t-teach me how to dougieYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12600256who are you quotingYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12600573Your mom sucks dick for money
>>12600824Rekt
>>12599968stretchns a gud way 2 start da day!
>>12599968we're all garfield
>>12599970Sounds like this anon really has a bad case of the Mondays lole
Best sticky
>>12601036holy shiti just realized rockula rockshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVO2LutqqY
>>12599968toxoCHADS won
But the paradox is that although Being appears as the dream seeker, Being is not a state that can be imagined, conceived of, attained or even realised by the seeking of it. Being requires absolutely nothing … it is the Nothing and Everything that is already immaculate fulfilment and wholeness. Nothing needs to be changed or attained, lost or found, for Being to simply Be. The appearance of separation is simply the expression of Being. The very idea of something needing to approach that which it already is, is wonderfully futile. Being is a comedian with an audience which never laughs.
>>12599968.No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12601036not anymore...
>>12599968Sounds like someone's got a case of the unsticky.
>>12601940u being dumb on purpose is the best dissertation i can think of
>>12599968it's tuesday, though
>>12599968I want to fuck this thing
Its still Monday somewhere in the world.
It's still a sticky somewhere in the world.
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