i stole a grape from walmart todayYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
how can you keep doing things like this? stop suppressing your pro social emotions before you really hurt yourself and/or others
I used to steal like $45 platters of sushi and $25 cases of beer My only regret is feeling like a scumbag but I can quantify anything and say "eh it's a corporation who cares"
>>12612073so silly I HAVE to take it seriously.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12612073you're a grapist
>>12612135don't hate, eat a grape?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12612073stealing from walmart is nice actually
its not ebil if ur stealing from corpo
>>12612715>>12612709it's means because it hurts walmarts profit margins which will mean they have to fire more people and hire less people which is mean andd not nice
>>12612139Prevented rape by eating grape
>>12612821those profits all go to the men in suits and share holders, if u dont steal they just make other excuses to fire people. they only care about minimizing labor and maximizing profits, they'll do it no matter what.
>>12612073Eating a grape is sampling necessary to the vagrancies among grapes which cannot be judged on appearance alone. Tasting a second grape is stealing and very rudeness. Please report to beary jail.
this but grapes
>>12613396>but grapesdo not put grapes in you're butte
>>12612073grape in English caz in portuguese is vinho
rude
>>12612073CRIMINAL
>>12613448why not
>>12613557A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
>>12612079I just raped ur mother lmal kys faggot
>>12614358Ain't nothing smooth about that bod.
>>12613396it's true. nice doesnt pay
>>12612073No concept of honor
>>12614329do put grapes in you're butte
>>12615933DUBSChecking with honor