Times when you acted like a dubsman?Times when you checked em in real IRL life?<be me<at pasta store<see bagels are 3.99<point at them<'check em'<cashier starts bagging up bagels for me< 'no paul'<laugh hysterically and leave the storeYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
who aren't you quoting
Epic
>>12619202<be me<driving<speed limit is 25mph<get pulled over<"I clocked you doing 99 in a 25 what the fuck is wrong with you? you're going to jail"<checked
this is a good idea
>>12619242This is so epic>>126192211 off!
>>12619242see you should have gone 300 mph cause it's illegal for cops to go that fast
>>12619210me i didn't say that
>>12619202I like how you arrow babygirl
>>12619202bateman has been checking em all these years but today.. today the meme arrows check him... beautiful