Tell me about nya printers. Why are they so kawaii?Can they print Doremi characters nakid?
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>nya printersFAGGOT
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>>12622374yea, but only in black adn white
I have one of those black and white toy thermal printers, you get sick of it quickly because the quality is so bad, they're good for printing anime girls and sticking them in public if you like that sort of thingbut if you like defacing the public commons with stickers, buy a color printer instead minna
is this the start of another exciting irlposting thread?
>>12622374>Why are they so kawaii?bc of design>Can they print Doremi characters nakid?ye
>>12623636I'd print nakid doremi characters then I'd print clothes for them right after so they do not have to be nekid
>>12623653Creative
>>12623653Smart.
>>12623653a likely story
>>12623333>you get sick of it quickly because the quality is so badIt's not that bad. I mean, It's not great, but it’s fine for temporary urban disruption. >but if you like defacing the public commons with stickers, buy a color printer insteadI probably can't afford it.How much is it? And how much is the paper?
>>12623774s4s is always thinking of kids
>>12623787lole so trueYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12623577>>12623788dubs!
>>12623944>dubs!Eat it: >>12623333
>>12622892up
tell you about them! it would be extremely painfulYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12623299What's wrong with the term?
thermal printers use no ink!public stickers make you think!your local town's in for a treat!with loli porn on every street!
>>12625654Black and white got a raw kinda gritUnderground vibes, they legit, they hitMonochrome tales, stencil dreams in the shadeSharp edges slicing through the noise they madeBut when the colors roll, it’s a carnival burstPaints the dull grey, lifts the mundane curseBubblegum skies on a subway doorEvery corner, cuteness galore.
>>12625738why does this sound like chatgpt why are you copy pasting chatgpt slop into esfores
>>12625956>why does this sound like chatgptIsn't. I saw >>12625654 and thought to reply with a rap.I wrote it myself, but I do admit to having used AI, for the music.https://files.catbox.moe/j71pen.mp3
I hope they fine you.
printeth
okay lets have a hard conversation on nya printers
they are thermal printers and can make stickers but only in black and white
left the ground in black and whiteYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12627540Not with ant paper though. >>12627434>lets have a hard conversation on nya printersWhy are they such charmings?
>>12627549and when the plane went down
Why would someone?
>>12628388>>12627549the colors all around
thermal printers do not print colour
>>12629101i know by now
>>12629102wrong, they can print at least 1 color
>>12629286okay but that coloured paper is very evil
>>12629283I looked, that's why I tool the picture.Didn't find any. I am thinking that whoever printed it just AI genned a generic anime cutie.
>>12629410>>12629283No, that's not correctFirst of all, you should have recognised that the girl is Kaoru Ryuzaki from idolm@sterSecondly, you should have understood that the original image is likely not black and white, and hence wouldn't return from a reverse image search, even if you cropped it and perspective-warped it to be alligned correctlyWith this in mind, you could have gone to an image databse such as gelbooru.com, and searched for tags such as "ryuzaki_kaoru", "solo" and "bikini"Had you done this, you would have very quickly found the source image, but you lacked some essential knowledge
>>12629422>you should have recognised that the girl is Kaoru Ryuzaki from idolm@sterWell, I didn't. Because I know nothing about Idolm@ster.These two were next to it. One is KoJiKa, the other is (I think) a VTuber?And these aren't both thermal, one of them seems to be a xerox with tape over it.>>12629286Are there really color thermal printers?
the nya printer is in townYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12629509no, thermal printers can only print greyscale, but there is a technology that exists involving paper that comes with the colour already in it, and a "printer" which just activates the colour as neededyou can see how this is a little misleading calling it a colour thermal printer
>>12630248Clever. Are they worth getting?
>>12630624Uuummm only you can decide thatI am not a printer type person
>>12630659What type of person you be?
>>12630624zink thermal paper are 2x3" glossy sticker photo sheets for $0.50 each and there's a bunch of printer models that take zink paper, they're cheaper than instax mini ($0.96/ea) but less waterproof, this is filling the toy printer niche for ppl who want to put color photos and stuff in their journals and decorate their stuff, you could definitely print stuff on an inkjet for cheaper but it wouldn't be nearly as convenient.if you wanna get into toy printers and instant film stuff, buy the equipment used, ppl get bored of them quickly if they're not creative
>>12630659i am definitely a printer type person, printers are nice, they fill your life with color>>12631238forgot, there's also various brands of "dye sub" portable photo printers, there's no standard, they're all proprietary, they're packs of photo paper with matching ink film ribbons, they have the best quality overall for a portable printer but they're very wasteful, imagine a full color photo's worth of magenta, cyan, yellow and black ink per photo and it only uses a little bit of each each, if you need this level of quality just get a real inkjet, they're pretty cheap too, i think new ones go for $50 when they're on sale, just don't buy official ink lole
>>12631256did anyone read this?
>>12631256>printers are nice, they fill your life with colorThat's beautiful. >>12631256>they're all proprietaryThat sucks. I think I'll just buy a desktop color printer and sticker A4 paper, and make stickers at home instead of opting for portable color printersB&W thermal for portable, desktop for color.
>>12629106the margin's slight>>12630089hope he doesnt catch wind of... INK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>12631256So the appeal here is that you can have a tiny, portable printer that you can connect to your phone so you can print out photos as soon as you take them?Isn't that just an absurdly over-engineered polaroid camera?
okay brothers im think lets talk about thos printers
>>12632038>So the appeal here is that you can have a tiny, portable printer that you can connect to your phone so you can print out photos as soon as you take them?Yes.>Isn't that just an absurdly over-engineered polaroid camera?It's exactly as charming and cool as Polaroids, except that Polaroids no longer exist, and insta photos are rare (all non-digitals are rare), and you can't deny the advantages of digi photos. First of all, you can re-take them if they didn't come right.Second, you can make way cheaper copies right there. Also, you have a digital copy of it, too.
and still i cant print out
>>12632266Polaroids no longer exist? This is not true...In fact someone had a polaroid camera at last year's Christmas work party, and I still have a polaroid photo on my desk from itI personally think the appeal of a thermal printer is that it's a cute toy peripheral that requires no ink and you can make stickers
>>12633170I'm sure they exist, but so does telegraphy.
>>12633458Nobody is going to bring a telegraph to a Christmas party...
>>12633170https://youtu.be/lj4m6Jp4G48They still exist but their color quality is legitimately worse than the ones you could buy decades ago because generational knowledge was literally lost during the bankruptcy and they're literally trying to recreate the old formula, instax mini is available mostly everywhere and you can take pictures with it on a dumb camera or print them directly with a portable printer or get a digital instax camera that prints from your phone or directly from the camera.
>>12622374this thread is oild af npobodyu gives af
>>12633487printers are cool shut up
>>12633482I don't agree with the idea that the knowledge of old technology is lostPeople say that about CRT screens to make them seem more mysterious and cool... but we use CRT screens in school laboratories all the time. We COULD make a glass fronted RGB screen with that technology, but we have stuff that is better and cheaper.
>>12633580what happens when the chemical formulation used in old polaroids have literally been made illegal to save the environment?
>>12633598then the law would need to record those specific chemical formulations...humanity's knowledge does not revolve around law or patents
>>12632846shes all i print about
CANT LET HER GOYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12633598>the chemical formulation used in old polaroids have literally been made illegal to save the environmentOh, that explains why the environment is saved. I was wondering what did it..d8gg
its who you know
alright, im ready to have a serious and mature conversation on those printersWE CAME DOWN TO WATCH THE WORLD PRINT BY
>>12633469>Nobody is going to bring a telegraph to a Christmas party...True, a telegraph seems more like a new year's eve kinda thing.
AND ALL SHE PRINTED WAS TROUBLE IN MY EYESYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
from the printer
comes the print
she pulled me down tonight
cat printer foreplay sex
How can a printer do foreplay
LET HER PRIIINT
Cites should be clean.
let her go......
let her goYour fortune: Bad Luck
the nya printer could not print my thesis
zankokuuu
xdYour fortune: Outlook good
nya printer you act callous or do youYour fortune: Excellent Luck
Are there wan-wan printers too?Inu>neko.
>>12639755 (dubs)only zero zeroes added
ahhhhhh
>>12640088fag who nobody likes dubs!
>>12640096wait wut? ur a fag who nobody likes and u didn't even get dubs cuz ur a nigger and a loser meanwhile the guy who got dubs raped ur nigger mother and beat ur faggot dad to a pulp? true lmao get dunked on LOLYour fortune: Good Luck
she prints fast
takes control
the paper pops right out of that printerthe printer seems to be wearing a cat costume
I tried to lick something but my tongue got stuck in the nya printer
>>12641378How did you even survive?
>>12641579Let's just say there's an anime girl tattooed on my tongue now
puhrintu something good
let's talk about those printers
and like a... paper jam?
I know I can't turn back
let's discuss the nya~ printers
And whether or not they can print Doremi characters nekkid
sure
Brute force confirmation. https://files.catbox.moe/qqgbh9.mp4
>>12643789Wow. Science is amazing
>>12643789thanks for all your hard work
when i was a kid i accidentally printed out a lot of pictures from a super mario sunshine dressup game i played on my moms computer where if you took off all of marios clothes you could see his private parts and my parents got upset
>>12643897
>>12643897When I was a kid I discovered the thrill of cartoon porn, and I put several pictures of naked Gwen Tennyson onto a page in microsoft publisher and printed it and I kept the page hidden in my room
and time just passed
nights moved slow
printers popped
>>12643789That's actually scientific.
Presently printing
so who's popping the printer
The printer pops
>>12646197Using these schematics we can make our own!
>>12643789Printing proved possible
Nya printers printing nudes Ojamajo.
>>12646784Maybe everything is possible, then?
>>12647118oh yes, you could print even *that*
>>12647143>even *that**That* meaning impossible shapes, like this?Let's see! Risking my own sanity, I’ll try to print this triangle of madness. It's not like nyaa printers can ONLY print ero Doremis...https://files.catbox.moe/06qrv6.mp4
>>12647235stop introducing paradoxes into the simulation, you'll just destabilize things fastermore of the other stuff though, plz
>>12647244>stop introducing paradoxes into the simulationI'm trying to break it!:DAccelerationism! Ya!
>>12647118everything feels tempting when you don't know who to print..
the temptations of the printer...
>>12647800What exactly do you mean?Do you mean that when you're choosing who to print, you check your gallery and you cannot choose?
>>12647244The simulation doesn't exist.It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.
>>12648107Look at me brother
ok nya printing people i often wonder how you feel when you're printing next to me
>>12649453same
*mechanical whirring**paper falling*
*eyes weeping*
loving the six most recent posts
>>12635522unchecked doubles on page 10!
that nya printer prints a lot
Please God, don't let the name "nya printer" stick...There's enough retardation already...
>>12652188good dubs friend
>>12648922That's something the simulation would say.
print 'em?I hardly nya 'em!
>>12652188after reading this post I promise you I will forever refer to these as nya printers, both on the internet and in person
>>12652602I requested the exeact oposite
>>12652602wait, are they not called nya printers?all this time I thought they were, I even googled nya printer 2 weeks ago and found out more about them that wayI was tricked.....
>>12652812They're called porno spammers.
>>12643789>>12622374dude. i love touching your nya printer!!
they are called onpu distributors and they fit neatly into your pocket
okay brothers im think of nya pritner
i am a printer of habit
I wish we could print using magical paper that makes whatever we print become real.Then I would print hundreds of Hazuki copies and I would spank some of them.
>>12654954I wish we could print using your mom that makes whatever we print become real.
>>12654954would they be the same size as the picture that prints?
>>12654954you would spawn a self-aware, conscious entity capable of feeling pain into the world just so you could spank it and make it suffer?you are evil
Mother, forgive me...
>>12655954loving the nya printerI wonder if I should get one too
>>12655961You should!Everypony should. And you should buy sticker paper, and print this.
>>12655964and where would I stick this very aesthetic detailed masterpiece?
>>12655968Ultimately, in the mind of the unbelievers.
>>12655964ZAAAAMMMMNNN AI CAN DO THIS???
>>12655973AI can do anything (which isn't a good thing).
>>12655964oh baby JUST LIKE THAT YAHS
>>12655979ComfyUI I presume? Bout time I whip it out agaib god damn
>>12655979oh baby peel that hair banana for me just like that
>>12655988Novelai, I think. I'm not sure, I didn't gen them. A friend did because I asked him to, we were seeing how well it could replicate styles and he said it could do Hoshino Fuuta perfectly. Is ComfyUI better?Which AI is the cunniest?
>>12655992smooche =33
>>12656000 (trips)NovelAI?? Surely not the original one, right?I'm pretty confident almost every model can become quite cunny (bar some really retarded ones) but for that good $tuff you'd probably have to find some LORAs to fill in the gaps and controlnet to unfuck specific posesHaven't genned anything in almost 3 years now so my viewpoint could be way outdated/biased, but these are making me want to jump back in lol
I like that the jack-o-lanterns arw horny for Onpu
I still think you can't beat a real drawing that someone devoted lots of time toWhy don't you download Krita and try to redraw pumpkin Onpu right now? You might have fun
thos printers are real
>>12656285Yes, everything is real.
>>12647800dubs
>>12656567lets talk about those nya printers for a secin my opinion AI generated images SUCK!!!!! and they will never ever beat human drawings
how to avoid CCTV when sticking naked doremi girls on lampposts
>>12657300hey brother I totally get that, I much prefer human drawings to AI, but I think it can fun to play with AI, and it can sometimes be helpful as inspiration for your next drawing, or maybe even your next nya print??
>>12657335so you reckon the idea behind that is that basically you can give it a prompt to produce an image and then it gives ya something and when you look at the result it sorta nudges you in the right direction to draw something good?>>12657334you shouldnt (as in, you shouldnt avoid cctv because yooure doing everyone a favor and doremi is great)
>>12657335I like using AI as my girlfriend because actual real-world interactions with humans, especially girls, can be scary and usually ends up causing me a lot of pain
>>12657347I don't think there is an idea behind it beyond "let's see if AI can do what humans do"It is just a toy, and we can use toys how we wanta nya printer is a toy in a way and we use sexually
>>12657354Yep and that's also true about my AI girlfriend
>>12657351That pain is necessary for your developmentYou can't get strong without straining your muscles!the nya printer endures great pain for you
>>12643789absolutely incredible
>>12657354nya printer sexy
>>12658140in broad daylight???
>>12658212she's rather shameless
>>12658140Nya Printer is a real persona??!!
>>12658140is this real
printers are real... good stuff
if you start posting naked doremi characters all over the place with your nya printers, you're just going to end up normalizing you-know-what
nya printer of the sex
>>126593580w0
Are there color printer like this?
>>12659864No!!!!!!!!!
>>12659875Aw but I want to make cute colorful stickers...
>>12659879Maybe you will like zink printers
>>12659881Omg they look perfect
>>12659925don't be fooled by looksthe paper, it's all in the paper, that's what they're not telling you
>>12659934Huh?
>>12659358>normalizing you-know-whatDo I know what?Are you talking about lolicon?
unprotected printing
>>12660634Where did you find this?
>>12660044 (nice dubs!)If you feel better calling it that, sure.
>>12660749your momYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12660749at my local bus shelter
>>12661182Liar, itook that pic. You used photoshop skills to remove the bikini.
>>12661473Now hold on just a moment
The light and sum damages that paper.
>>12661033 your dubsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12662344your dubs too friendYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12662345off by one
>>12659881
>>12661029good post
>>12662346Whatever AI you're using for these images is complete garbage
>>12662346yeah maybe I pretend to sleep a lot just like a good mexiscum
>>12659977unchecked doubles on the last page!
Other that goofing around and making the city look like shit, what else are these cheap printers for?
>>12664101they're for printing, nya~
>>12664101Normalizing displaying naked anime lolis in public
>>12664117During winter, lolis should be wrapped upDon't you agree?
printing with no protection
>>12664117<3_<3
>>12664117If u do that you will have to register as a sex offender
>>12665031In what country?
Can nyaa printers print this, too?
>>12665264this warrants further investigation
>>12665264Probably no, due to technology.
>>12665680Explain further.
>>12665752Technology has limitations.