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Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:02:02 No.12638629

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Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:02:02 No.12638629

I'm thinking about asking my roommate on a date. We get along pretty good I feel. What's the over and under on this boys?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:03:45 No.12638632

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:03:45 No.12638632

No one really cares what you do

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:04:19 No.12638633

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:04:19 No.12638633

>>12638629
Won't it be very awkward to live with them after being rejected?

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:07:09 No.12638635

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:07:09 No.12638635

>>12638632
i really made the thread to #4chin check. Excellant luck, cool. Green to go.

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:07:44 No.12638636

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:07:44 No.12638636

>>12638629
make sure they knowabout it

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:08:12 No.12638637

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:08:12 No.12638637

>>12638633
Dubs!
No I don't think so. You think it will be awkward? I'm not declaring love and asking her to marry me.

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)17:08:38 No.12638639

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)17:08:38 No.12638639

>>12638629
have fun getting raped by them

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)19:45:43 No.12638822

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)19:45:43 No.12638822

>>12638637
When she goes "ew, no" how are you going to feel? Also don't you think she gets hit on enough out in the world without you bringing this shit into her living situation?

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)20:28:38 No.12638902

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)20:28:38 No.12638902

>>12638822
That would be so funny if that happens, I hope OP does it.

Anonymous
11/18/25(Tue)20:30:38 No.12638905

Anonymous 11/18/25(Tue)20:30:38 No.12638905

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxIjBd3BtM

funnyhumour23
11/19/25(Wed)05:10:53 No.12639545

funnyhumour23 11/19/25(Wed)05:10:53 No.12639545

>>12638629
yuko baby

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)05:56:15 No.12639585

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)05:56:15 No.12639585

>>12638629
pretty bad idea i think sadly u should b careful

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Flacidius Meaticus
11/19/25(Wed)06:14:53 No.12639606

Flacidius Meaticus 11/19/25(Wed)06:14:53 No.12639606

>>12638629
You get along because she is trying to get along with her roommate lol

funnyhumour23
11/19/25(Wed)13:22:40 No.12640072

funnyhumour23 11/19/25(Wed)13:22:40 No.12640072

yuko you're confident and apt

funnyhumour23
11/19/25(Wed)17:44:07 No.12640425

funnyhumour23 11/19/25(Wed)17:44:07 No.12640425

yuko

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)21:14:49 No.12640632

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)21:14:49 No.12640632

>>12638629
You are already living with them. In some states this counts as commons for marriage.

Golden rule, don't try to ruin it by calling it a date. Ask if they want to hang out. I've dated two guys at the same time with this technique.

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)02:05:44 No.12640937

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)02:05:44 No.12640937

but what word do you use for small coffee

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)02:10:30 No.12640948

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)02:10:30 No.12640948

>>12640937
small coffee

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)02:13:11 No.12640954

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)02:13:11 No.12640954

>>12640948
please

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)02:14:36 No.12640957

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)02:14:36 No.12640957

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>>12640954
venti

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)02:16:04 No.12640961

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)02:16:04 No.12640961

>>12640957
oh anemo archon please make me a coffee

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)03:09:33 No.12641042

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)03:09:33 No.12641042

>>12638822
virgin

the pisket pasket man
11/20/25(Thu)03:24:10 No.12641066

the pisket pasket man 11/20/25(Thu)03:24:10 No.12641066

if you cant bake it, dont cake it

Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)03:28:31 No.12641076

Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)03:28:31 No.12641076

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>>12641066
baking these dubs

funnyhumour23
11/20/25(Thu)12:14:42 No.12641852

funnyhumour23 11/20/25(Thu)12:14:42 No.12641852

yuko do you like the coffee
are you the one posting the no cream or sugar coffee since twenty fourteen

funnyhumour23
11/20/25(Thu)16:13:59 No.12642271

funnyhumour23 11/20/25(Thu)16:13:59 No.12642271

greetings hath some coffee yuuko

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)01:36:29 No.12642913

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)01:36:29 No.12642913

small coffee

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)01:37:55 No.12642917

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)01:37:55 No.12642917

covfefe

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

funnyhumour23
11/21/25(Fri)05:43:58 No.12643120

funnyhumour23 11/21/25(Fri)05:43:58 No.12643120

hello youyuko would you like order small covfefe what name for small coffee

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)05:44:57 No.12643121

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)05:44:57 No.12643121

Coffee seller, give me your smallest coffee

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)06:04:16 No.12643138

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)06:04:16 No.12643138

>>12643120
why would address her by name and then ask what it is? are you stupid?

funnyhumour23
11/21/25(Fri)06:12:58 No.12643146

funnyhumour23 11/21/25(Fri)06:12:58 No.12643146

>>12643121
coming right up one small yuko
>>12643138
did you just call me stupid

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)06:17:17 No.12643150

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)06:17:17 No.12643150

>>12643146
i clearly asked if you are

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)06:18:39 No.12643152

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)06:18:39 No.12643152

This guy is calling you stupid bro, don't take it

funnyhumour23
11/21/25(Fri)06:31:09 No.12643158

funnyhumour23 11/21/25(Fri)06:31:09 No.12643158

what call small coffee yuko if youd like small coffee what do you call it in order to order it

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)06:35:55 No.12643161

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)06:35:55 No.12643161

>>12638629
it is well seasoned especially the x nuance

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)06:39:00 No.12643163

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)06:39:00 No.12643163

You just say "can i get a small coffee" thas it mane.

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)07:52:07 No.12643214

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)07:52:07 No.12643214

Can i get uhhh

funnyhumour23
11/21/25(Fri)09:50:01 No.12643324

funnyhumour23 11/21/25(Fri)09:50:01 No.12643324

greetings yuko what will it be

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)09:54:46 No.12643330

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)09:54:46 No.12643330

I may be many things but I surely ain't gotta everything to give

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)13:55:20 No.12643562

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)13:55:20 No.12643562

you want cream with that

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)13:59:56 No.12643567

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)13:59:56 No.12643567

I want coffee with my that

not furfagmaster
11/21/25(Fri)14:23:16 No.12643597

not furfagmaster 11/21/25(Fri)14:23:16 No.12643597

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>>12638822
I think is part of the reason why I stopped trying

That and my standards are probably unbelievably fucked. I don't think I'm ugly but I'm definitely spergy and a bit annoying.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

funnyhumour23
11/21/25(Fri)15:19:36 No.12643681

funnyhumour23 11/21/25(Fri)15:19:36 No.12643681

just a small coffee yuko just order a small coffee

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)15:32:29 No.12643697

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)15:32:29 No.12643697

>>12643681
Kek'd

Anonymous
11/21/25(Fri)18:12:27 No.12643884

Anonymous 11/21/25(Fri)18:12:27 No.12643884

maybe just let things be the way it is now
if you two like eachother then just being under the same roof together for long enough will probably be enough to bring you together

Anonymous
11/22/25(Sat)02:32:03 No.12644481

Anonymous 11/22/25(Sat)02:32:03 No.12644481

but what of the coffee

funnyhumour23
11/22/25(Sat)06:29:58 No.12644653

funnyhumour23 11/22/25(Sat)06:29:58 No.12644653

french cinéma

funnyhumour23
11/22/25(Sat)13:06:49 No.12644951

funnyhumour23 11/22/25(Sat)13:06:49 No.12644951

auteur

funnyhumour23
11/22/25(Sat)16:18:45 No.12645277

funnyhumour23 11/22/25(Sat)16:18:45 No.12645277

Savant

Anonymous
11/22/25(Sat)19:14:16 No.12645548

Anonymous 11/22/25(Sat)19:14:16 No.12645548

if I have to speak a foreign language to order coffee I don't want it, black rifle coffee company for me only please.

Anonymous
11/22/25(Sat)19:19:57 No.12645552

Anonymous 11/22/25(Sat)19:19:57 No.12645552

>>12645277
savant of noticing dubs

Anonymous
11/22/25(Sat)19:31:07 No.12645567

Anonymous 11/22/25(Sat)19:31:07 No.12645567

>>12638629
Don't do that, you have to live with your roommate, bad idea

If you want to date her send her a text after one of you moves

Anonymous
11/23/25(Sun)00:14:05 No.12645872

Anonymous 11/23/25(Sun)00:14:05 No.12645872

savant of the coffee arts

funnyhumour23
11/23/25(Sun)03:38:42 No.12646130

funnyhumour23 11/23/25(Sun)03:38:42 No.12646130

>>12645548
sounds reasonable
are u sure

Funnyhumor23
11/23/25(Sun)11:09:47 No.12646545

Funnyhumor23 11/23/25(Sun)11:09:47 No.12646545

One small coffee order

Funnyhumor23
11/23/25(Sun)14:27:02 No.12646802

Funnyhumor23 11/23/25(Sun)14:27:02 No.12646802

Yuyuko you lre the best you know order coffee

Anonymous
11/23/25(Sun)21:19:24 No.12647388

Anonymous 11/23/25(Sun)21:19:24 No.12647388

one coffoe comin rifht up

wish
11/23/25(Sun)22:23:31 No.12647462

wish 11/23/25(Sun)22:23:31 No.12647462

>>12638629
https://youtu.be/VqfKbkI-ztw?si=rMMpLMWc6nOQOPqv

Anonymous
11/24/25(Mon)04:15:06 No.12647804

Anonymous 11/24/25(Mon)04:15:06 No.12647804

why tf is comedyman spamming this thread of all threads?? what happened OP ???

Your fortune: Godly Luck

funnyhumor23
11/24/25(Mon)04:51:36 No.12647842

funnyhumor23 11/24/25(Mon)04:51:36 No.12647842

>>12647388
tasty coffee

funnyhumor23
11/24/25(Mon)12:25:57 No.12648297

funnyhumor23 11/24/25(Mon)12:25:57 No.12648297

tasty coffee of the yuko

Anonymous
11/24/25(Mon)12:33:12 No.12648305

Anonymous 11/24/25(Mon)12:33:12 No.12648305

>>12647804
THere's a few threads he spamming, its probably 90% of the traffic of the board

Anonymous
11/24/25(Mon)12:34:21 No.12648307

Anonymous 11/24/25(Mon)12:34:21 No.12648307

>>12647388
Yo what size you want

Anonymous
11/24/25(Mon)13:22:35 No.12648364

Anonymous 11/24/25(Mon)13:22:35 No.12648364

>>12647804
the OP image is nichijou

funnyhumor23
11/24/25(Mon)18:07:13 No.12648956

funnyhumor23 11/24/25(Mon)18:07:13 No.12648956

Small yuko order coffee

funnyhumor23
11/25/25(Tue)03:29:24 No.12649559

funnyhumor23 11/25/25(Tue)03:29:24 No.12649559

okay yuko, let's order that coffee of ours

funnyhukor23
11/25/25(Tue)11:52:02 No.12650372

funnyhukor23 11/25/25(Tue)11:52:02 No.12650372

let's order that coffee baby

Anonymous
11/25/25(Tue)13:00:42 No.12650507

Anonymous 11/25/25(Tue)13:00:42 No.12650507

>>12638629
>Hey wanna grab covfefe on Monday
It's that simple.

Anonymous
11/25/25(Tue)13:04:28 No.12650513

Anonymous 11/25/25(Tue)13:04:28 No.12650513

>>12650507
Part 2
If they say "No, how about on Tuesday" they're interested
If they say "No I'll be busy, sorry" they're not interested and you should wait until after you're done being roommates if you wanna ask again

funjyhumor23
11/25/25(Tue)17:46:28 No.12650945

funjyhumor23 11/25/25(Tue)17:46:28 No.12650945

und well?

Anonymous
11/26/25(Wed)01:43:28 No.12651646

Anonymous 11/26/25(Wed)01:43:28 No.12651646

>>12647388
coffee dubs

funnyhumor23
11/26/25(Wed)09:14:39 No.12652097

funnyhumor23 11/26/25(Wed)09:14:39 No.12652097

>>12651646
und well?

funnyhumor23
11/26/25(Wed)12:22:22 No.12652280

funnyhumor23 11/26/25(Wed)12:22:22 No.12652280

Yuki keys order that coffee

Anonymous
11/26/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.12652888

Anonymous 11/26/25(Wed)21:08:36 No.12652888

someone go check up on yuko will you

Anonymous
11/26/25(Wed)22:10:34 No.12652971

Anonymous 11/26/25(Wed)22:10:34 No.12652971

>>12652888
yuko trips

Anonymous
11/27/25(Thu)07:00:21 No.12653514

Anonymous 11/27/25(Thu)07:00:21 No.12653514

check up on her please

funnyhumor23
11/27/25(Thu)12:00:05 No.12653912

funnyhumor23 11/27/25(Thu)12:00:05 No.12653912

>>12652888
>>12652971
>>12653514
so hows hyuko been holding up so far

Anonymous
11/27/25(Thu)19:25:06 No.12654651

Anonymous 11/27/25(Thu)19:25:06 No.12654651

>>12653912
she needs coffee dude

Anonymous
11/28/25(Fri)02:39:26 No.12655233

Anonymous 11/28/25(Fri)02:39:26 No.12655233

>>12638822
dubs

funnyhumor23
11/28/25(Fri)07:32:12 No.12655445

funnyhumor23 11/28/25(Fri)07:32:12 No.12655445

>>12654651
WHADDAYA CALL THAT SMALL COFFEE?????? YUKO SAY WHAT

Anonymous
11/28/25(Fri)09:37:03 No.12655526

Anonymous 11/28/25(Fri)09:37:03 No.12655526

SHUT UP ABOUT THE COFFEE THIS THREAD IS ABOUT A OP ASKING HIS ROOMMATE OUT

Anonymous
11/28/25(Fri)16:47:28 No.12656142

Anonymous 11/28/25(Fri)16:47:28 No.12656142

coffee?

Anonymous
11/29/25(Sat)01:39:02 No.12656807

Anonymous 11/29/25(Sat)01:39:02 No.12656807

ok cofefoe people just orderd the small cofefe yupp PLEASE YUKO GO ON A DATE WIHT ME

funnyhumor23
11/29/25(Sat)07:35:39 No.12657214

funnyhumor23 11/29/25(Sat)07:35:39 No.12657214

brothers im think the coffee is reallllllll

funnnyhurmo23
11/29/25(Sat)15:18:47 No.12657895

funnnyhurmo23 11/29/25(Sat)15:18:47 No.12657895

brothers did you think coffee

Anonymous
11/29/25(Sat)22:47:16 No.12658603

Anonymous 11/29/25(Sat)22:47:16 No.12658603

yuko lets get coffe

Anonymous
11/30/25(Sun)03:30:27 No.12659083

Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)03:30:27 No.12659083

real small coffee

Anonymous
11/30/25(Sun)08:04:22 No.12659348

Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)08:04:22 No.12659348

what a small thing to order

Anonymous
11/30/25(Sun)08:07:23 No.12659356

Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)08:07:23 No.12659356

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>>12638629
so you never heard about wankers

funnyhumor23
11/30/25(Sun)13:41:29 No.12659822

funnyhumor23 11/30/25(Sun)13:41:29 No.12659822

what an odd thing to coffee

Anonymous
11/30/25(Sun)13:47:17 No.12659840

Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)13:47:17 No.12659840

You want an espresso

funnyhumor23
11/30/25(Sun)13:49:18 No.12659843

funnyhumor23 11/30/25(Sun)13:49:18 No.12659843

EHTOH...... ETUH....... SHKASHIE

Anonymous
11/30/25(Sun)21:03:19 No.12660542

Anonymous 11/30/25(Sun)21:03:19 No.12660542

eehhhh

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)02:29:32 No.12660877

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)02:29:32 No.12660877

welpers thats the small coffee

funnyhumto23
12/01/25(Mon)14:06:10 No.12661456

funnyhumto23 12/01/25(Mon)14:06:10 No.12661456

poor innocent yuko i want to hug her and calm her i dont want her to be upset

MemeLord
12/01/25(Mon)14:09:56 No.12661460

MemeLord 12/01/25(Mon)14:09:56 No.12661460

>>12638629
>her
Meh you wont be roommates much longer

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)14:11:24 No.12661461

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)14:11:24 No.12661461

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1.94 MB GIF

>>12645567

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)21:34:40 No.12661997

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)21:34:40 No.12661997

>>12660877
small coffee dubs

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)04:02:21 No.12662389

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)04:02:21 No.12662389

>>12659822
dubs

funnyhumor23
12/02/25(Tue)05:55:59 No.12662507

funnyhumor23 12/02/25(Tue)05:55:59 No.12662507

poor innocoetnt yuko dont be sad please

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)14:44:40 No.12663064

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)14:44:40 No.12663064

MERRRIIIIIII COFFEEMASUUUU

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)23:42:43 No.12663634

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)23:42:43 No.12663634

a coffee of the small size -- a nano-sized coffee, one may surmise

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)06:54:47 No.12664136

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)06:54:47 No.12664136

but you didnt know what word to use

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)18:04:29 No.12664778

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)18:04:29 No.12664778

coffee

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)01:06:20 No.12665325

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)01:06:20 No.12665325

small coffee? welp

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)09:53:33 No.12665831

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)09:53:33 No.12665831

coffeeing

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)09:57:54 No.12665841

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)09:57:54 No.12665841

>>12638629
This little Japanese bitch doesn't even drink metal lol stupid bug zip bitch

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