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The hunt continues... we were very close!!! Please, let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)
>>
i forgot the furst fortune lole

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
how about now?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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I'm lucky!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12643457
uh oh, try again

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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what does mine say?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
abcd

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12643438
didn't some anons already achieved 5 same fortunes?
anyway i'm happy we continue this

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12643444
three same numbers!
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>>12643438
what are the odds of this happening compared to finding a shiny pokemon?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>


Your fortune: Average Luck
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dubs and same fortune NOW

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12643905
it says !Your fortune: Godly Luck"

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Why are so unlucky!?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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i like mail

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12644900
>>12643911
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12644947
i like dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12644960
oh my, me 2

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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look

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12643438
some say it cannot be done

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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waht my fortune

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
hya

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12645687
>>12645684
this is it

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12645793
delet this
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>>12645681
>>12645676
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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never give up!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
faito

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
fortuna

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Toyota Fortuner

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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ww gotta do it esfores

Your fortune: Average Luck
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im anime

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12646419
hi animey i'm dad

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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fotune

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12646716
>>12646538
good

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
After much deliberation (13 hours) I have finally decided to post in this thread

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12647000
trips! this is a good sign i think

>>12646733
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
good thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
fortune

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
is 2025 going to be the year it happens?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12647263
let's go!

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
who is the duchess of nukem

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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fotune

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12643438

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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good thread

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12643438

Meow :3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12648730

Awe shucks, i got bad luck :(

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12648735
At least it's good now :^)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12648820

:D

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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fortune

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
good thread

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
fortowned

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12648887
but i will.

*sip*

or die trying.

it's a win either way.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12643438
laid back and i hope for what i hope for

Your fortune: Average Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>


Your fortune: Average Luck
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today we will get luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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#fornut
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>>12650249
delete this

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12643438
>Please
Well, since you said please....
*nomnomnom"

Your fortune: Average Luck
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We can do it

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
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>>12643438

>Good morning /s4s/!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12650346
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12650279
thank you beary ebil

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12650352
me i said that

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12650447
i didn't say anthing?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12650453
But you just saidd!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12643438
they surely may and even might have let but I can assure you that they had the door open like that only once that's for sure
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>>12650835
fortune

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
this fortune's gonna be so good it'll be a fivetune

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>12651391
I'm feeling it I'm feeling it oh yeah I'm feeling it

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>


Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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fortune

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12651460
wtf is ebil's problem?
why does she always act like a bitch?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
4tune

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
hi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12651464
>be ebil
>do literally nothing
>make figs seethe

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12652128
who are you quoting?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12652131
>who are you quoting?
(you)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12652243
W-Watashi?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12652265
>W-Watashi?
Watusi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12652313
pih

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
fortune

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>


Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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good thread

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12652338
>pih
pige

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
You guys aren't even making progress
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>>12653158
We will soon

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12653049
pihge

>>12653158
every time we check it we make progress, ans we would be closer if you CHECKED YOUR FORTUNE

Your fortune: Outlook good
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I help lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12649666
unchecked triples on the last page!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12653165
Thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
wish me luck, at least average luck.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12654237
eh

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12655055
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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migo

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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good thread

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>


Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
that's a lot of bad luck

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>


Your fortune: Godly Luck
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PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR POWER!!!!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12656988
Dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
GRAAA

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
fortunately

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
unfortunately

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
What the

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
fug

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>12657986
>>12657995
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12656988
whoa! good rude.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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have sex

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12658283
have sex

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
sex is just gooning with someone else

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
guys i dont think we can do it... the odds are like... idk its rly only 1 in 120 but it feels so far away :'(

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12658332
don't five up!!! if we keep going there's still a change!!! we got very close many times!! we'll make this happen!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
swagaroni and cheese
>>
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>>12658745
fortune in options field, fig

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12656988
why would u do that 2 him :(

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
one same fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
I am angry about elves

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12659416
U mad?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12659520
who is this cock slut?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
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>>12659523
she's awesome cool elf from aninen

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12659555
your trips are awesome
>>
>>12659555
nice trips
she looks like a massive whore who can't stop thinking about cocks
but that's pretty much all elves

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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>>12659563
i think you're just projecting your homosexuality to her, she's pure and very knowledgeable about spells and magic

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12659592
isn't it soon yet to be throwing just a huge party...?
>>
>>12659602
can you not read the room you're in? Do you not see the difference between your post and every other one in this thread?

delete this

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12659605

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12659523
shes a lesbian lole

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
FOR THE LESBINA PPWER

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
another day another fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
ok

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
hi

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
yo

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
wasup

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
jesus take the wheel

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
Average lucke

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
poo poo

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
LOLE

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>12660445
lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12660538
loleee

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12660888
trips!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
>>12660888
>>12661301
two same fortunes!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>12661301
>>12661303
two different fortunes... :(

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12661355
same two numbers

Your fortune: Average Luck
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feel free 2 check my math but im pretty sure the odds we're working with r pretty slim folks.
im assuming there are 12 fortunes we can get and that they're equally weighted based purely on observations of this thread, then taking the odds of getting the same one divided by five factorial, to determine how likely it is to happen five times in a row.
what i got is 0.000694... which makes it approximately a .069% chance that it could ever happen, less than a tenth of a percent...

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12661521
the upshot is that, if we made 10,000 posts, the odds are pretty good that it would happen 7 whole times!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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its gotta happen if you believe. there have been multiple 4 same fortunes so its not impossible.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12661535
the odds of 4 same fortunes r a lot higher, about 0.347% or around 3½ times every 1000 posts :(

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Absolutely pointless astronomically unlikely and ultimately meaningless endeavour.

Keep it up do not ever quit brethren

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
sex with 2 hot women

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
it's a good thread

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12661643
i just like trying

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>12661560
>>12661560
I actually did the math in a previous thread and calculated that if we continue posting to this thread at the current rate, we would most likely get 5 in a row in about 2 and a half years. I think. I don't remember.

I think there's 13 fortunes total? So every 13 times we get 4 fortunes in a row, we should expect a 5th. And we've gotten 4 in a row several times.

It will happen. Eventually.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
thank yuo for deleting that

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
>>12661647
i'll delete you're mom

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12661649
don't

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>12661646
theres 13 fortunes??? i thought there were 12, now my math needs 2 b revised...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
mom found the fortune drawer

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12661654

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12661652
ok so armed with the knowledge there are 13 fortunes and not 12, the result of the same math as done before gives 0.0006410256..., or about a .064% chance of getting 5 same fortunes in a row ever. it conveniently almost comes out to a clean 1/1560 odds that 5 posts in a row have the same fortune!! sounds promising :')

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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true explorers never give up! 5 fortunes will be ours, I am sure of this!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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fotrune

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
:^)
(my fortune is always bad because everyone hates me)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
michael jackson was bad
and loved jesus juice
>>
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>>12661679
imagine being among the people who made the 5 fortune happens with yasuna-chan and chiyo-chan

>>12661762
that's a good fortune!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>12661824
its exciting knowing that the 5 fortunes are just around the corner
>>
>>12661912
I forgot my fortune ;-;

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
the law of inevitable niceness: give a large enough time scale, any nice thing will happen, no matter how unlikely. Eventually.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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>>12661679

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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*farts*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12661922
plundering you're dubs, stoopid n*cer

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Checking in
>>
>>12662265
hasnt happened yet

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
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PLEASE don't forget "fortune" in the options field
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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*hunts fortunes*

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
can jack ruselel get 300 fortunes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>12662405

hurr

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
check my're fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>12662815
>>12662823
good job!
>>
>>12662828

hurr

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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W-what if the 5 same fortunes will be Bad Luck?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>12663009
it is what it is

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
How do you do fortunes?
I am retarded
>>
>>12663022
Hello fren! Put “fortune” in the option section of your message!

- Sincerely, a niceposter :)

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>12663023
Thank you fren!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
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Your fortune: Average Luck
>>


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12663033
DUBS, almost new year

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Chances are worse than getting kot on bant, but I will not be disheartened. Unless Dr Ebil cuts our my're heart

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
boop

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
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im thinking of playing skyrim

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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fr*ck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>12663247
>>12663283
so insanely hot

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
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>>12661969
The great pyramids of esfores

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
fortuna

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
O FORTUNA

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>12663283
>>12663284
>>12663590
>>12663592
>>12663601
so close

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
>>12663603
hmmm

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
I'm trying to overcome my're life failure by being part of the thread that gets 5 same fortunes

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
its been a whlie

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>12663738
If you are part of the 5 you''re life will get so muche better

>>12664455
Rood im da forest gets TRIPLE DUBS!!! WPWEEE

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>12664455
good poast!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
don't worry

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
good morning

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
better not tell you now

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
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Your fortune: Average Luck
>>


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>12665627
da army

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>12665615
we all love seiun sky
>>
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I will not check digits of people who do not fortune ITT. They should be banned. Or killed. Probably just killed.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now



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