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I need a thread idea
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should have kept this one in the drafts lil bro
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>>12651379
you need a life
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>>12651384
I need thread ideas not troublemakers

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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what you need is a brain
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>>12651429
is this the thread where i get a kiss, baby?
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>>12651442
yes
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>>12651379
Make a thread where you're not a complete faggot
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mostly unsavory posts. I see the worms are strewn about atop the sidewalk. It must have rained. . .
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>>12651450
babyyyyyyyy, kisssss
*hugs buu in ur lap*
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>>12651454
*brushes ur hair
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>>12651457
THANK BUU, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PEKOLA'S STOMACH IS GROWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID U STEAL HER BREADSTICKS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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to those in this thread who have wronged me, called me names, or otherwise disrespected me: YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU EAT NOTHING BUT DETRITUS. YOU ARE AN INCONSEQUENTIAL WORM WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO BRING ME MINOR DISGUST AS I BRIEFLY GLANCE IN YOUR DIRECTION ON THE SIDEWALK WHERE YOUR GUTS ARE STREWN ABOUT AFTER A STORM
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>>12651503
I don't give a fuck what you think about me
why do you care so much about me?
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>>12651503
GIVE PEKOLA BACK HER BREADSTICKS, BABY
SHE BEEN FASTING
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post pictures of you making thanksgiving dinner
even if you aren't american you should make it
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>>12651515
you're mom makes thanksgiving dinner
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>>12651379
it was everything so colorful with with some kind of chanting that I jerked and came it was so good this is so nice
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how big you like your dicks, jashin poster?
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>>12651525
eh, medium-ish
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>>12651528
babyyyyyyyyyyyyy i have a treat for buuuuu
*twinkles*
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I'm not gay and I don't like stupid Slipknot or your stupid lyrics
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>>12651534
posting jashin and not being gay is blasphemy. she's gay icon
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jashin like those big monkey looking gorilla ass demons. thats why she wants to get back to hell so badly
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Why can't she just show her fucking boobs?
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this thread should make babies with a poor lonely thread from page 10
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>>12651542
mods
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>>12651379
Use this thread and replies to make a script for s4s' own Jashin chan episode. Describe scenes etcetera.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12651545
AI JASHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WE EATING GOOD S4 BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>12651545
hjmmm maybe I could feed it into ChatGPT 5.0 (thinking) and see if it is to my specification
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>>12651550
i want to pump your butt so bad
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ok now im satisfied, cream puddle on carpet achieved
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>>12651555
that's trips for sure
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jashin as a show is so bitchy and gay-coded. it's different from other moe slice-of-lifes
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>>12651586
p-pretty sure it is more of a comedy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12651466
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Dropkick on My Devil!
Episode Title: “Jashin-chan and Miku Get dubs on [s4s]”(Cold open: A dimly lit apartment at 3:17 AM. The only light comes from two glowing monitors. Energy drink cans are scattered like landmines.)Jashin-chan (slamming her tail on the desk): CHECK ‘EM! TRIPS OR I RIOT!Miku (quietly, wearing a Pepe hoodie two sizes too big): …nice dubs, senpai.Yurine (off-screen, from her room): IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING. GO TO BED OR I’M THROWING THE ROUTER OUT THE WINDOW.Jashin-chan (whisper-shouting): Shhh! We’re deep in [s4s] territory now. This is the fortune board. Sacred ground. If we get repeating digits, God will grant us one (1) wish.Miku (typing slowly): I posted the “post ending in 69 gets to hug Jashin-chan” thread again…

Jashin-chan (blushing, tail wagging): Y-YOU DID WHAT?! Delete it! Delete it right now!Miku (deadpan): Too late. It’s at bump limit. Someone already got 69.Jashin-chan: WHO?!(Cut to a laptop screen. A green post: “69 u get hugged by snake” with a reaction image of a smug anime girl. Getter: Anonymous (ID: heaven)).Jashin-chan (screaming internally): THIS IS RIGGED! THE MODS ARE IN ON IT!Yurine (kicks the door open holding her katana): That’s it.

Title card slams in with 2009-style newgrounds sparkles: “Dropkick on My Devil! [s4s] arc” *Spikeman and Yosho slam into each other and shatter*

Jashin-chan: Okay new plan. We make the ultimate [s4s] thread. Something so dank, so fortified, it becomes a sticky.Miku: …I already made it.Jashin-chan: You WHAT.(Camera pans to the screen: Thread title “Official Jashin-chan & Miku clubhouse thread post ITT every day until we become old hags no normals allowed ” – 500+ replies, gold border, stickied.)Jashin-chan (jealous enraged tears in eyes): Miku… you fucking... autist…

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12651966
fine digits friend
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>>12652284
mikugirl...
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Pekola (walks in holding grocery bags): Why does the living room smell like despair and yamete kudasai? Also why is there a sticky about you two on a website that looks like it was coded by a depressed 14-year-old in 2003?

Jashin-chan (proudly): Because we are now [s4s] royalty, fallen angel-kun~ Check these dubs! (points to her own post ending in 777)

Pekola: That’s not an achievement, that’s a cry for help.

Suddenly the screen glitches. A swarm of Pepe frogs wearing tiny devil horns hops out of the monitor like some kind of cursed .gif file. They start chanting in text-to-speech voices: Pepe Chorus: Your fortune: Good luck! You are now a nice dude/dudette of [s4s]! Post “thank mr pepe” or suffer eternal samefiggotry!

Jashin-chan (instantly): FUCKING DUMB FROGPOSTERS
Miku (bowing 90 degrees): thank mr pepe…

Yurine (pinching the bridge of her nose): I summon thee, Excalibur wait, wrong franchise. (grabs a fly swatter instead)The Pepes start spamming loss.jpg in real life by physically arranging furniture into the panels.

*The next scene shows them eating frog legs for dinner, Yurine and Jashin-Chan looking overly satisfied with the meal, Miku looking filled with remorse and sadness in her oversized Pepe hoodie, but also too terrified to complain, eating as well*

Yurine, now extremely done, sits down and makes a namefig: “YurineJigoku”. subject:be me
live with snake whore and vocaloid loli
they discovered 4chan
send help
pic related: it’s them
(Attached: a photo of Jashin-chan and Miku asleep at the desk, drooling on the keyboard, surrounded by empty bottles.)The thread explodes. 50 replies in 10 seconds. Someone already edited the photo so they have beary faces.

Anonymous: top lel
Anonymous: yes but who are you quoting
Anonymous: kys
Anonymous: ME! I SAID THAT

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12652288
Checker getting dubs themselves, nice.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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When is the episode coming out?
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>>12651540
>>12651541
>>12651542
>>12651543
0 1 2 3 get

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