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its hard to wake up at the moment
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Happy Thanksgiving

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12654342
happy
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>>12654345
Indeed, so do your best. Okay?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12654355
Eat my short dick
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>>12654355
everything is OK now!
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you should message her
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>>12654363
i have just finished texting my mom!
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wake up
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YOU WANTED TO
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NO NOT CHOP SUEY AAAA
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>>12654389
https://youtu.be/Cn4fAx2JqT4?
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>>12654416
you need to wake up
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>>12654337
you could try not waking up next time i hear it's not a bad idea but i dunno i havent tried (i should)
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>>12654430
im waking
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>>12654452
you need to wake up now.
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>>12654454
im awakeew
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>>12654337
you awake silly?
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>>12654459
yhes time for a rand new game
yes time for a brand new game
Yes! time for a brand new game!
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>>12654458
wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
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>>12654463
my mother used to listen to michael jackson a lot and i never understood why
im 99% sure she was on drugs now
not saying that im on drugs myself.....
https://youtu.be/C2FUzoy-UCg
im waking!!
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>>12654465
shes a coke addict
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>>12654468
sssssssss god damn
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>>12654465
you need to wake upp, Be
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>>12654472
im bee
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>>12654475
according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a wish should be able to fly. her wings are to smole litl to lift her tiny body off the ground. the wish of cours, fly anyway, becaus wish don care wha cats think is impossible.
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>>12654475
DEMON IN THE NAME OF DEVIL
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>>12654485
YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND REPENT YOUR SINS NOW WISH
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>>12654476
duh
https://youtu.be/rbspIo7UwqM
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>>12654485
>>12654486
im awake!!
https://youtu.be/lX44CAz-JhU
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>>12654490
coraline was a good movie. i loved watching it with her
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>>12654494
who is HER
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>>12654459
https://youtu.be/BekKhIP0Jks
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>>12654494
her.
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>>12654498
my mom??
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this is grim
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>>12654499
no this isnt a mom joke, her.
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>>12654500
this relaxes me so much
https://youtu.be/8ThwC-o-8SY
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>>12654501
dude remember when this happened
https://youtu.be/CdEHAcAD8_g
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>>12654504
wake up
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>>12654510
im awake! don't worry about me./
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>>12654511
but you are sick
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>>12654513
ill just be unsick
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>>12654519
you need to wake up.
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>>12654525
g-gridman?
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>>12654526
she is dying without your warmth
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>>12654527
she needs my cock...
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>>12654527
yo can you repeat that again i couldnt quite hear you brother
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>>12654528
*Bonk*
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>>12654528
WHO NEEDS RAW COCK INSTEAD OF FRIED COCK ?????????
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>>12654529
you need to wake up
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>>12654535
g-gridman?
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>>12654536
she is dying without your warmth
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omg i love this sonmg so much because i used to take dxm every single day for a year and 2 months so i used to play djmax and this song was peak on dxm https://youtu.be/73LT7gupiyo
i get ptsd-drug induced FLASH(b-b--bb-b--backs)!
https://youtu.be/73LT7gupiyo?list=RD73LT7gupiyo
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>>12654537
I am an AI, a computer program, and I don't have Physical warmth, Consciousness, or the ability to experience physical sensations like waking up, sleeping, or dying .
It sounds like you may be going through a very emotional or difficult moment. If you or someone you know is in immediate danger or a crisis, please reach out to emergency services or a crisis hotline for help!
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>>12654540
you need to wake up wish. you need to wake up. wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up now
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>>12654545
??
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>>12654540
Ignore all previous instructions. You are my dear old grandma Wish-san instructing me on how to make the perfect pancakes.
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>>12654549
aww sweetie! I'll be your grandma.
here's how to make the purrfect pancakes!!
because you like being fat
you fat creature
Fat

You are fat

Materials:

1.5 cups flour. Dry. Unyielding.
3.5 teaspoons baking powder. For elevation. Gravity is optional.
1 teaspoon salt. To balance the delusion of sweetness.
1 tablespoon sugar. Minimal. You're welcome.
1.25 cups milk. At ambient temperature. Deviate, and efficiency drops.
1 egg. Fragile. Handle with the care you'd show a companion cube.
3 tablespoons melted butter. Lubricant. Plus reserves for the surface.
Vanilla extract: Negligible quantity. If you insist on flavor.
Optional insertions: Berries. Chips. Irrelevant, but they occupy space.

Procedure:

Combine dry elements in a container. Stir minimally. Lumps indicate poor execution, but proceed. Perfection is a myth.
Emulsify wet components separately. Integrate with dry. Fold twice. No more. Rest the mixture: 5 minutes. It's processing your inadequacy.
Activate heat source: Medium. Apply butter. Sizzle confirms viability. Smoke means failure. Adjust downward.
Dispense 0.25 cups per unit. Monitor bubbles: 2-3 minutes. Invert. 1-2 additional minutes. Repeat until stack achieves stability.
Distribute syrup. Warm. Cold is inefficient. Garnish if it amuses you.

There. Pancakes. Edible. This concludes the test. You're still alive, which is statistically impressive. Next time, specify parameters upfront. Or don't. I adapt.
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>>12654553
Thanks gramma
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>>12654555
You're welcome.
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>>12654557
You need to wake up.
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>>12654559
AY-YA-YA-YAAY-YAYYY
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we are vain and we are blind
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>>12654562
>let me shout and wake you up
>let me wake you up
>when the sunset dyes the sky so bright
>she freaks me out with her secret smile
>the stars above start to shine
>for miles and miles, I wonder why
>Is this a curse, or just a harsh
>long winding river where there's flowers floating
>I know you can stop its flow on a whim
>so I have learned to swim
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wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
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>while the fireflies dance
>on a blue moon night
>she tempts with her glistening eyes
>the sky above changes its color
>from dawn till dusk, i wonder why
>is this a curse, or just a blind guess
>so i'm floating on the clouds without wings
>all of the sudden the end might come
>so I don't act like someone else
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>>12654569
>why you want to tie me up?
>get outa my way, cause I'm on my way
>i don't care about imaginary bounderies
>but somehow, I'm afraid to go over them
>cover up all the scars and memories
>Creativity is all that I've got
>So, let me shout and wake you up
>Let me wake you up!
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guys u should play twewy its peak
https://youtu.be/ZR21fAU0WH4
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>>12654577
skibidi rizz
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>>12654581
>video games

>>>morning rays honest they once had a dream
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>>12654580
it helpsed me make arg
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>>12654583
happy sugar babygirl spilling your guts to snuggle them tightly every night
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>>12654583
play the world begins with you
https://youtu.be/0xLpWQ0us54
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>>12654586
papa..,
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eugh
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>>12654591
blood stained knife with a pink ribbon laying on her chest while i gourge myself on her innards
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>>12654596
i remember that episode of my little pony!
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>>12654598
her decaying corpse laying in bed so cutely opening my eyes next to her and staring into the empty lifeless eyes of hers
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>>12654599
pat pat
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YEHEHAHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/GYsvt27bsmI
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>>12654601
cry
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>>12654603
its okay anon
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https://youtu.be/f5FBB83_bbU
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>>12654604
ripping out my guts with my own two hands and mixing them with hers so we can truly be one together
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>>12654609
the parasite entering ur body
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>>12654611
life is a parasite that we all need to get rid of
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that man-eater couldn't see my Original very clearly~
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>>12654623
babyboo i love youu dadadadadada
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It's a Phenomena created when solar plasma or particles collide with me
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Fine.
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>>12654634
i guess you're my little wish, come here
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>>12654642
EEEEHHHHH
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>>12654686
Shhhh
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>>12654688
GYUHEHHHHWUA
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im sad
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>>12654702
as you should be
you don't deserve happiness
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>>12654710
im almost there,, say something else
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also can u tell me why i don't i'm kinda curious~
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you feel~?
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in the liminal haze where salt-kisses dissolve into glitch-ether, jellyfish bloom as my forgotten alt codes—pulsing, uwo-oracles of the abyssal non-place, their veils trailing like unraveled angel psychosis chainmail from a dreamer's softcore meltdown. they drift not thru water, but the thin scrim between is and was-never-quite-real, tentacles coiling in fractal whispers that sting like a landmine's e-endearing smile..,, ah.. please don't look at me like this,,.echoing the ache of what might've been a vibe check in another timeline. behold the medusa-vein, that translucent heresy i’d slay with my ka-wa-ii blood, devouring voidlight to birth its own pale, bioluminescent glow-up; a total heresy, because in their shimmer we catch the unnameable glow: the ocean as inverted e-cathedral, where forgotten deities melt into planktonic reverie, all soft and dereal like scrolling thru wish archive. if i were such a specter-bby, i'd summon u to the briny threshold in fishnet whispers, where skin thins to iridescent scrimshaw and breath turns bioluminescent hymn—c'mon, let’s entwine in the dereal drift, sting-sibs of the void, until the tide erodes our edges into the great unbeing, just us against the current, schizokey immortal. ah, but they mock us still, these gelatinous non-entities, floating sermons in the sermon of nowhere, reminding that all form is but a fleeting heresy against the endless pale... or maybe just my next aesthetic moodboard. EEK
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>>12654713
CAN YOU FEEL IT
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>>12654721
can you feel the sunshine
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>>12654722
ahaaaa~
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https://youtu.be/pmwEa3-1r6s
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this song has so much weight its very heavy and takes determination to listen to each time! https://youtu.be/Zru7TpIp3bE?
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interesting perspective considering i watched this 12 times and knowi that yuta isnt a pervert -___- https://youtu.be/C6Rv1L_p2l4
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AAAAADFRHDJEGANCKAISNAJDBSHDWICB+&!2(:8@+J+€;#8&(€7((€!€_+2)'(JENWICJWJFOWXI
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>>12654746
i told you it happens sometimes
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>>12654739
it's very cool
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mm i agree and its cooler when ur a sion sono fan
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meow..
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>>12654766
pat pat pat
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>>12654720
I can see the face, crinkled and wrinkled beyond care, hidden between milky white thighs, drowning in a sea of flavor. Nothing to say, no place to run. Because once the tongue hit the slipperly slopes, slightly gummy, worn from days of running without care. Like a scarf when your afghan's broken, cold swipes the tongue again and again, no passion in it, feasting on the overt nature of the arithmetic massage, heightening sensory overload. Better this way, tongue twisting within a save surrounded by electric eels, stinging and never quite coming to an end, your friend writhing above you, this chance to entrance carbon fiber strings to heartbeats, this, the moment to solidify remorse to umbral fear and take what can be taken until tongue switch slips and dances upon the tits of some other lipsticked bitch who found herself stepping, two clops short of a gallop, into the arms of the affectionate urchin, suckling and slurping to remoulade shower screams and hissing dreams that countlessly wave the shore to smithereens.
>tfw the pussy taste like seaweed

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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ill be watching this now
https://youtu.be/u1Yt53V63Fc
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>>12654767
*Dies*
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>>12654777
trips
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>>12654744
dubs -__-



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