My coworker bullies me, and for reasons I don't want to explain, it's impossible to resolve the situation amicably. My workplace is very strict, and if you miss two days, even with a valid excuse, they fire you. I've been thinking that poisoning his breakfast is the best option. Is there any non-lethal homemade poison that would incapacitate him for a few days? Its effect should be delayed, since the classic method of using bleach would give me away.
Use laxatives so he shits himself at work
>>12654488the tonpa method
>>12654456does he get McDonalds every day for lunch?
>>12654488double dubseYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12654456spit in his food and he will get AIDS