How should I invest $4000?
buy high sell low
>>12656066But what?
i hear bitcoin is a great way to lose your life savings
>>12656069only because those coins have been up my butt
>>12656072buttcoin lole
>>12656075can you imagine a multiverse timeline where it's officially called that
>>12656063Invest in Armenian crab breeding, very niche market promised to explode
>>12656063you could buy SPY, they're saying it will reach about 720 by year end but theres no guarantee and its already quite high. However, you can hold it forever and you're almost guaranteed to win eventually because its literally the sp500 in buyable form.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12656063Invest in me. You can venmo me the money.
>>12656063Buy Pokemon cards and resell them
all in on redYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Can I have it
>>12656731Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12656063Follow Senate stock purchase disclosures. It's disquieting at best.