this scares and confuses an american
>>12656134AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!!!
>>12656134baby Yoda: wait that's illegalYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Importing Kinder Surprise eggs is a crime punishable by law
We have kinder eggs in America. We just put the toy on the outside of the chocolate because we have this crazy regulation that you can't put small, inedible pieces of plastic that a child can choke on inside of children's candy. Fuck us, right?
>>12656144lole the children in your country are rarted
if i were a kid and i were to open a kinder egg for a surprise toy in there, my first thought wouldn't be to EAT it
>>12656134>Americans:>"NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT PLASTIC TOYS INSIDE OF A CHOCOLATE EGG! SOMEONE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW AND CHOKE ON THE TOY! IT'S DANGEROUS">also Americans:>*allows jewish megacorps to poison your food with artificial dyes, PFAs, seed oils, pesticides, hormones, and countless other chemical compounds that must people can't even pronounce*
>>12656134stupid plastic eggs with little toys in it? is it easter?
>>12656150I know it's hard for you to understand because your sexual perversions make it impossible for you to emphasize with children, but most toddlers don't have fully developed brains and can't understand concepts like food safety, dangers to their health, or sexual consent.
>>12656157i think in that scenario it's kinda the parents fault for feeding a kinder egg whole to a toddlerbut yeah keep suing each other and making absurd regulations because the clown world timeline needs even more honking
>>12656159^if you leave your child unattended and they do that then you probably should've been sterilised by the governmentYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12656152Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
